MeXoPS i cant man I made a deal with Satan when we were drunk and the deal was whoever dies in hell first has to have the name of something off the IHOP menu and a pfp that has nothing to do with the name. I wish I could but I can't
K J ngl you must be a paragon of self-restraint if you don't shank shipping boxes before you flatten them like that shit is the highlight of my fucking day
IT'S OFFICIAL. Ladies and gentlemen. We are dealing with a genius! What does audience have to say? "The second ¡ saw him using three chopsticks, to simulate a fork, ¡ was sold!"
This was back in the day when he explained himself, now it's all guns in the microwaves and making knives out of whatever substance he found on the street.
bad guy: hahaha we've locked you up in this basement with only a knife mold, ziploc bags, a vacuum sealer and a bowl of uncooked spaghetti! good luck escaping! kiwami japan: ill be out in a week bad guy: what makes you think that? kiwami japan: i have to leave my spaghetti knife to dry for a week
Bad guy: No, what makes you think you can create something that can get you out? I just left this here so you would have the tools to create something to eat before your inevitable demise. K: lol
Imagine an intruder breaks into your home and the Pasta Knife is the only weapon you could find at that moment. When you stab the intruder, you’re final words to him are “Pasta la vista”
It's kinda weird to see him doing all the normal stuff he does in his modern videos but without as much of the style he's developed since he started. He's certainly become a master of wordless narrative, and when it's not present, it almost feels empty.
@wxlve Not if you break off the handle and place it in a different bag. If they ask you what is it, you can say it's just food. Because it literally is just food. Then just super glue them back together. It doesn't have to be a big kitchen knife, you could also probably make it to the shape of like a dagger or something. Don't come to my house, FBI... I researched for, uh, education purposes... Yeah.
Made in Japanのパスタは切れるのです！今度こそ世界で一番切れるパスタですよね？
圧倒的不審者の極み! はえ〜＾やりますねぇ！
うぽつ
圧倒的不審者の極み!
当然一番切れるパスタですよ。
圧倒的不審者の極み!
今度こそじゃなくて 今度も
圧倒的不審者の極み! お疲れ様です！
"what are you watching?"
"cooking video"
"what's he cooking?"
"knives"
lol
OK this is funny
*underrated comment*
Best comment I've read all day
yumyum tasty knife with cheese
"Babe, what's for dinner tonight?"
"knife."
"what?"
"knife."
Kyle Ross
“.......Do I want to ask what’s for dessert?”
“Maybe...”
“Fine, what’s for-“
“CHOCOLATE KNIFE!”
That line could easily come from a serial killer
annoying orange type beat
Ah, don't you just love yanderes?
I'm just hearing this in the meme sound. This one. ua-cam.com/video/Szhrn-nQe5E/v-deo.html
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Kiwami: the small cow is $1, the big cow is $30
And yet, no Amazon link to buy them! Dude's missing a trick.
He wants us to buy him some more cows
The price difference is based on how much liquid they can hold. The 1$ cow can hold 1 liquid, while the 30$ cow can hold 30 liquid.
hes flexing on us with his cows
i really want da cows
My FBI agent is gonna be confused when he sees my watch history
Underrated
*how to make a weapon in an italian prison*
superpancakes928 change your name and profile picture then i can laugh at your comment
MeXoPS i cant man I made a deal with Satan when we were drunk and the deal was whoever dies in hell first has to have the name of something off the IHOP menu and a pfp that has nothing to do with the name. I wish I could but I can't
superpancakes928 .... i have no words.
MeXoPS exactly what God said on the exact same day of the deal
superpancakes928 you're not funny..
Did you hear about the person this guy stabbed?
He pasta way.
*underrated*
The guy invented autocorrect is deck
Restaurant in pepperoni
😂😂😂 No shit sherlock
Speaking of pasta have you tried the new type. It has a sharp taste.
HAHAHAHA NICE1
Me: this is the most normal video of his that I’ve seen
Kiwami: *eats knife*
I was really hoping you were joking, I saw your comment 9 minutes in. 🤭
He should have used it to cut some vegetables to go with the dinner.
I am concerned
Where is the cucumber
He PASTAway
Hahahahaha
I’ll leave
Kevin someone saying the word pasta isn’t a reference to undertale you geek
@Kevin no... *No*
I think the joke it's a little bit olden than Undertale
@Kevin yo tf? Your the only one replying, sit your ass down.
「私はパスタで包丁を作ろうと思った」って所から理解できない
Eating a knife with a fork made of chopsticks.
lol i didn't even notice
While cutting the knife with a knife
This is some next level inception going on here...
Eating a knife with a knife and a fork made from chopsticks, on a plate that will soon be turned into a knife.
Warden : "What do you want for your last meal?"
Me : "pasta, please"
11:32 whoever collects your recycling must be really confused each week
K J Or afraid.
I would too if there was a man who could turn literally anything into a knife.
@@parkerc197 ah but he wouldn't know, he would just wonder why this guy has so many stabbed-through Amazon boxes
K J Yeah, but cardboard knifes have to be recycled.
K J ngl you must be a paragon of self-restraint if you don't shank shipping boxes before you flatten them like that shit is the highlight of my fucking day
You have successfully made pasta illegal in the UK
Don't be upsetti! Bin that spaghetti!
Where's ya pasta loicense m8?
Mirokuofnite aye, that's quite clever
HAHAHAHHA forreal man! hahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
Now italian chefs can prepare pasta with pasta.
Pastaception
Vincenzo Es I was but to comment that until I looked at the comments he/she got.
cook pasta don't need knives
meliodas dragneel you need a knife if u want to cook home-made pasta
does pasta need cutting
I love how you can tell how old a video is based on how long it takes to get to the sharpening stage. This one must be fairly early
Yup! It’s the second “World’s sharpest” video, and the third making a knife out of _____ video.
And that he needs a template for the knife shape, not by freehand.
Kiwami: *makes knives out of food*
Person: *gets stabbed*
Kiwami: *eats the murder weapon*
*B I G B R A I N T I M E*
**proceeds to get hepatitis because of blood contamination**
that makes it more delicious
Guru yeah he would have to clean it, boil it, and maybe turn it back into pasta. Then throw it.
Melt down the pasta knife in a pot then eat it lmao😂👏🤦♀️
I hate myself for making myself suffer to show how bad emojis are.
HAHA EPIC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
help
I don't know that I'm a huge fan of this dish; the flavor's a bit too sharp for my taste.
pln9fos WAIT WHY IS THIS COMMENT SO UNDERRATED THIS DESERVES BETTER
@@gmannnn how dare you, this is the punniest thing i've seen
Sans in disguise
I love this pun a little more than I think I should
Lol
This happens when you put all of your skill points on Cooking and Weapons.
Samuel Sanchez just knives
You mean, blacksmithing
yeah, you become the male Asuna.
Too true.
F. A. N 21 yeah I got it
世界一切れるパスタの包丁も何も、パスタで出来た包丁なんて世界でこれしか無いんだから、紛れもなく世界一切れるパスタの包丁だよ
辛井貴浩 小学３年生みたいなコメント…
you speak anime?
クリームラムネ 語彙力が小三レベルなだけやから、許してクレメンス
世界一切れるパスタの包丁だと思う。だからこそわたしは世界一切れるパスタの包丁だと思う。
白黒ウサギ
進次郎構文やめい笑
IT'S OFFICIAL.
Ladies and gentlemen.
We are dealing with a genius!
What does audience have to say?
"The second ¡ saw him using three chopsticks, to simulate a fork, ¡ was sold!"
This is so underrated
_RAVIOLI RAVIOLI AM GONNA GIVE YOU THE STABIOLI_
Mess with my ravioli, I’ll give you the stabioli
NO ONE messes with MY ravioli
*WHY THE FUCK IS THE ACOUAL COMMENT AND THE REPLYS SO FUCKING AMAZING* 🎵ravioli, ravioli, you get the stabioli🎵
*WHEEZE* 😂
no pls I dont want to die yet
_spaghetti machete_
Holy macaroni!
Fred The Fish rev up those fryers cause I am sure hungry!
:^v
or more like "spachete"....
sorry my bad
Spaghett machett
『世界で一番切れるパスタの包丁』
...いや誰もパスタ包丁にしねえから
Did anyone come here from clicking on a Poppup?
Hmm Maybe
Yea lmao
Darn Poppups 😓
パスタで包丁を作りたいと思ったとか言う今世紀最大級のパワーワード
Skidaddle skidoodle your sword is made of noodle
Skidaddle skidoodle am gonna u with a noodle
You forgot the
(~·v·)~ ✨✨
Gionata fa schifo it was a joke
Get out
I was looking for this comment
Mom: "Sweetie? What happened to all the pasta?"
Me: *Sweat Intensifies*
いや、あのですね？パスタという物は食べ物であって、食べられなかったらパスタじゃなくて……
食べるんかい！？
不審者が刃物を持って逃走しました。
失礼しました、パスタでした。
誠ちゃんねる / Makoto Channel これは草
誠ちゃんねる / Makoto Channel
凶器は""パスタのようなもの""
ええーw本物やんいつも見てます
本物じゃん
刺した後に茹でて食べちゃえば証拠隠滅
「パスタはとても硬いです」→おう。
「そして、パスタには弾力性があります」→おや？
「私はパスタで包丁を作ろうと思った。」→知ってた。
Deltarune brought me here. I'm glad this is real.
Same lmfao
same lol
This was back in the day when he explained himself, now it's all guns in the microwaves and making knives out of whatever substance he found on the street.
Rip unus annus
パスタはとても硬いです
そして、パスタには弾力性があります
↓
私はパスタで包丁を作ろうと思った
ぼく｢🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔｣
RIKU OKA Androidぉぉぉぉ(´；ω；｀)
ウケ笑笑? Androidぉぉぉぉぉぉ
*stabs box violently for five seconds*
*calmly displays knife to the camera*
*suddenly stabs the side of the box without warning*
@gabbles eats apples
Hi! I am commenting to give you a notification!
Joshua Hanson Hi!
shut it
@@KingdomPromotionsorg why though?
@@KingdomPromotionsorg why tho
Let me stab this box
Calmly: LOOK HOW SHARP😂😂
食料に困った時にたべれますね！
ってコメントしようとしたら
最後食べてた。
あと多分
パスタでフォーク作れると思いますよ
チーズインザトラップ この人にフォークを作らせたら口の中に刺さる、危ない
というか皿を貫通しそう
その辺の瞳フェチ
は？宇宙が刺されるわ！
Me: wants to go to sleep
People at 4am: 11:34
Sleep is for the weak.
It’s Ligit 4 am for me lol
AND you are scrolling the comments nzt nzt nzt@@RigGamez1234 😴
Make a knife out of a whetstone.
this
yesss
🤔
TheGreen Tortoise Knife-Ception
I’ll up vote that
If someone stabbed me with a pasta knife my final words would be, "I... too like kiwami Japan."
この包丁パスタ茹でて食べちゃうシーンが大好き
殺人事件の凶器は夕食のご飯でした
証拠が一生見つからないな
｢私はパスタで包丁を作ろうと思った｣
ん？違和感。
Am i the only one who noticed he taped 3 chopsticks and used it as a fine dining fork AHHAHA Thats so cute of him
ramen kimchi where
@@YungXin 13:52
ramen kimchi you have to do what you have to do when you only have chopsticks instead of forks
ramen kimchi i have seen it to!😂😂
He's delightfully cute!
I like how they give you a step by step guide, just in case you want to make a pasta knife
Now get obsessed with deltarune
食べ物で遊ぶなってここまで来るといえない、、
しふぉん。 そもそもこの動画をみたらパスタの麺が食べ物に見えないw
いつからパスタが食べ物だと錯覚していた(錯乱)
You slip with this spaghetti and you'll regretti.
TheKrensada 🙌 Comment God Level 100
Normie
👌
What does normie mean?
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
牛の水差しまでは平気だった
牛の水差し（大）は吹いた笑笑
I can't be the only one who searched for this because of Yuri.
You're not.
フォーク使ってるかと思ったら箸だったwwさすが不審者ww
まずこの人フォーク持ってないんですよ..............
包丁よりも先に作るものがあるな…
カッターやら砥石やらをエタノールで消毒しまくってるものですから
後で食す気まんまんなのが伝わってきました
箸でフォーク作ってる！！
とりあえず世界中のお母さんが子供に「食べ物で遊んじゃいけません」って教育するという事をこのコメ欄から学んだ。
フォークかと思ったら箸3本って笑笑
安定に外国人コメ多くて草
草( ᐛ👐)ﾊﾞｧｧｧｧｧ
それな
なんで外国人コメ多いの
初見で驚いたwww
なんで外国人多いんだろね？
The most Italian murder weapon.
William Sale Si, é!
Spaghetti originated from the Chinese :/
Just Men hilarious 😂💀💀
False, that would be Beretta M9
Just Men well marinara is red...
Taking when your mom says "not to play with your food" to a whole new level.
CuteC3 hey cutec3 lol
lol
How did you get here?
CuteC3 cuteC3!
rofl
フォークの代わりに箸3本わりとツボ
Watch out for the Deltarune fans everyone... HERE THEY COME!!!
HERE WE ARE
@@rayyourlocalfroggychair HELLO I like your pfp lol
@@warmaesthetics3484 thanks !
いや、もう二文目でわかんねえよ。
なんだよ「私はパスタで包丁を作ろうと思った」って。
その英語これから一生使わねえ
それも含めて不審者クオリティ
アズチ そんなことでいちいち言うな
ネタも分からないのかな・・・(汗)
アズチ 何だよネタかよ恥ずかしいすみません
ルギスワルプ 素直www
堅あげポテト いやだって自分が悪いから
kid: daaaad whats for dinner?
Dad: Knife
「くだものナイフ」も見てみたいな
堅そうな… ココナッツの殻とかで
Everyone: "Capt Crunch cereal cuts the roof of my mouth."
kiwami: "my turn."
Name: David Johnson
Age at death: 33
Killer: Mr. Kiwami Japan
Cause of death: he was stabbed w some pointy pasta lol
28 STAB WOUNDS
🎲
I was gonna comment “now eat it” but the madman actually did it
*ABSOLUTE MADLAD*
That's why he made 2 ^_^
JC hello brother
Being insane is customary within Japanese society.
Deus Ex Hell gang we out here
him: so son, what do you wanna the for dinner?
son: pasta
him: *serves knife*
You unconsciously clicked on... an ad for a video about making knives out of spaghetti.
Imagine forensic at a murder scene and find traces of pasta in a stab wound. That would definitely cause confusion
It was the italian mafia. Obviously
you can cook and eat the evidence ! genius !
Nothing like some nice tasty pasta you don’t even need sauce it comes with sauce from the stab wound
BinaryFour the lamb leg slaughter Italian version lol
Haha csi masterchef crossover
WHEN HE BROUGHT THE THREE CHOPSTICKS OUT AS A FORK I LITERALLY LOST IT I LOVE THIS CHANNEL SO MUCH
With a knife like that the pasta-bilities are endless
I hate you for making this joke, and I hate myself for liking this joke.
*Breaks spgahetti in 4 pieces*
Whole Italy: *PIZZA TIME STOPS*
1:43 *Italian cocaine*
OHM-968692 warota
Ma statte zitto quella è arte
OHM-968692 In Italy pasta is life
Ahahahaha
Master Power 05 ANNAMO FRATÈ
パスタはとても硬いです←分かる
パスタには弾力性があります｡←まぁ弾力性あるな
私はパスタで包丁を作ろうと思った←(’ω’)ﾌｧｯ!!?
This man is literally eating knives.
I clicked a poppup
Lmao yeahh
bad guy: hahaha we've locked you up in this basement with only a knife mold, ziploc bags, a vacuum sealer and a bowl of uncooked spaghetti! good luck escaping!
kiwami japan: ill be out in a week
bad guy: what makes you think that?
kiwami japan: i have to leave my spaghetti knife to dry for a week
😂😂
Bad guy: No, what makes you think you can create something that can get you out? I just left this here so you would have the tools to create something to eat before your inevitable demise.
K: lol
omelette boye lololol
and whetstones
omelette boye use the normal knife,or well, stab them with the normal knife
You'd be a nightmare for prison guards.
thetruespin "pasta la Vista" *stabbing closest guard
I guess this is why youtube is banned in prisons, or is it?
thetruespin lmao next video " sharpest air knife made from prison"
In the Nordic Nations it is allowed
Do they have these items which he used in making the knife in prison? Lol
Deltarune
Nudealert
DELTARUNEに出演したと聞いて
Yesss
初見「パスタで包丁とかやべえｗｗｗｗｗ」
ワイら「今度はパスタかー」
アプリコットドライ もうなんか不審者極さんなら日常的な動画に思えてきました
この人ならやりかねないと思ってました笑笑
次は何かなーまで考えてしまいます
慣れって怖いね。
まさにそれ w
7:20 この時はまだ手動だった…
今じゃエレキマッサージｗｗｗｗ
Imagine an intruder breaks into your home and the Pasta Knife is the only weapon you could find at that moment. When you stab the intruder, you’re final words to him are “Pasta la vista”
パスタはとても硬いです→わかる
弾力性があります→わかる
包丁を作ろうと思った→!!?!!!!???!?!???!!?
牛の水差し大、300円かと思ったら桁が違かった
"Eat pasta, not knives!"
Kiwami is confused! He hurt himself in its confusion!
It's kinda weird to see him doing all the normal stuff he does in his modern videos but without as much of the style he's developed since he started. He's certainly become a master of wordless narrative, and when it's not present, it almost feels empty.
> cooks one of the pasta knives
> doesn't use the other pasta knife to cut the cooked one
EXACTLY
教 育 ド キ ュ メ ン タ リ ー
I came here from the 'Just Yuri mod for Doki-Doki Literature Club, and I must say, I'm quite impressed on how this turned out! Thanks Yuri!
Same 💜
nobody:
literally nobody:
*_marzia's arsenal:_*
Aw, he missed his opportunity to cut the cooked knife with his other pasta knife. :(
Justout Lee but the three chopsticks he taped together to form a fork kinda makes up for it XD
Lol but he coulda have used the three chopsticks and the other pasta knife
@Michael Persico Look at 11:11 again; one was made with a template and one was cast
@@hihogandalfaway yep 2 were made.
@Michael Persico dude...he legit compared the two of them in the same time frame?
Hey now you can get through the metal detectors at the airport
Coming soon to a country near you. New 2001 terrorists attacks. Armed with nothing but pasta, they take down 4 more planes LOL!
You’re giving these viewers ideas 💀💀
Holy shit you're right. Like if someone wanted to hijack a plane they could legitimately do it.
@wxlve Not if you break off the handle and place it in a different bag. If they ask you what is it, you can say it's just food. Because it literally is just food. Then just super glue them back together. It doesn't have to be a big kitchen knife, you could also probably make it to the shape of like a dagger or something.
Don't come to my house, FBI... I researched for, uh, education purposes... Yeah.
FBI Chill it’s for a school project
美味しく頂きましたスタイル好きだわw
凶器：パスタ
Idk why he just randomly said "this cow is $1" like im laughing rn 😂😂
That $30 one cost a bit too much to laugh about it though :')
XanWasting I have I 30$ cow, it’s actually adorable and worth it 😂😂😂
ωнαт αяє уσυ ∂σιиg нєяω?
"onat ayaye usy (partial derivative)siig nyeyao?"
ParadoxYT hahaha what are you doing here 😁😁😁
Anyone else here because Deltarune?
Yea
Yup lmao and I've watched these before and seeing that Kris canonically watched those too is so cool XD
英語の字幕って大事なんだなー。
"You're gonna regretti eating MY spaghetti."
Ah a fellow Markiplier fan!!!
このために一週間動画休んでたのか
i came from a ddlc mod and i am not disapointed.
1:37 you could just have started with wheat flour then, sir
K J but then it wouldn’t have been from pasta
Sure, but does it say "Sharpest Wheat Flour Knife In The World"?
もう3000円の水差し買う前にフォーク買ってください。。。
本当ですよね笑