Same times 10! The tics tend to reflect what the person is thinking; that fellow "Chopper" felt that John may have been gay for him so. . . there you have it!
@@ckblackwoodmusic Chopper is, or at least was, an Australian gangster whose crime stories brought him international fame as an author of 'true crime' books. The tics are influenced by environmental factors, and some tics might connect directly to reality, but I think a lot of them are just the opposite. Like when at a point during the full documentary he shouts "I've got gay porn in my house!", like when he's at the edge of the road and tells his dog to cross at inappropriate times, and like when he's hitting people. They're all tics of statements or behaviour that hurt him or others in some way or another, and rather than it being that he secretly wants to kill his dog and beat his carer up so he can go watch gay porn, I think his mind deliberately picks content for tics in a way that'll embarrass or endanger him. The guy you are talking about has been the subject of several documentaries over the course of his life since childhood. Go find and watch the earliest ones, and have a look at how he was treated when people believed his tics.
There’s one thing I don’t think anyone talks about enough, but that advisor is doing a very good job reacting to what they’re saying, and doing it in a manner that makes her seem relatable *and* a bit entertaining.
"If he could meet somebody who could look past the tourettes syn..symptoms, that he would be able to find somebody that he could kinda get on wi an' settle doon wi...... ANOTHER GAY MAN!" Genius comic timing.
2:33 "If he could meet somebody who could look beyond the tourettes symptoms, that he would be able to find somebody that he could, kinda get on with and settle down....ANOTHER GAY MAN" XD
The last part is actually wholesome; despite having tourettes feeling down about it he reminds himself of how lucky he is in life. It's admirable how he appreciates all he has.
funny as fuck but on a serious note,people with tourettes could do stand up comedy. it's a release for them and they can earn money in the process.they could also help people come out of depression. that's another way they could have a job. tourettes doesn't have to be all negative. I have mental illness and I laugh at myself. my younger daughters got asked at school to say something about me.they said"daddy always makes me laugh" bollocks to the piss takers. good on the guy in this video.
@@xxxiiixxx1404 From what i saw in the comments under John's post about it, he was very troubled. I think he hadn't seen his kids for years, and found it hard to live with his condition
Got to be one the funniest things ever that’s not intentionally funny. Got to watch this at least once a year to keep myself sharp with the funny ones 😂 YOUR DUGS GOT TETS!
Every few years I come back and re-watch this. I love these guys.
Me too
Me too!!!
Literally about to comment this
Same 😂
Same
"Picture in your mind a beautiful green field"
"IM UP TEE MA KNEES IN FOCKIN COW PAT"
That's what he imagined I guess. xD
@@GROENAASMusic 1
@@richardstiles3551 yes
Eez theerrr a wheeeend?
Why can't he imagine something nice like shout out "lovely picnic in the park" or summat Lol
I love how they can laugh at themselves when they say something funny
so true
It makes me feel less bad when I laugh
They're so random it's impossible not to laugh
"You're very helpful." Lost it
Kyle Robinson he said helpful
@@Gideon_the_Seraph nah its definitely 'healthy'
@@itsrobotime believe me, its helpful. youre not taking in account the scottish accent
autismoose I have to disagree, I hear healthy and always have since I was young watching this. AH, AH, AH, fuck off nosey
I hear ‘helpful’ now, lmao
i lost it when he yelled 'johnny davidson'
What's so funny about that? I don't get it.
aha just thought it was funny
+Meena Reilly Pakistanis and Iraqis had me laughing
+Meena Reilly it was lmao
I started dying when he said Arthur Daily 😂
'I get stabby with knives...'
In the kitchen
lol stop 😏
When i catch him
I felt like that was him, not the tourettes speaking lol.. scary shit regardless
Standard Scottish convocation tbh or even more accurately, a west coast of Scotland convocation lmao
Scotts have the best banter ever
No, we do
Cheers bro!!
aron majid what country are you referring to
Bradley Craig oh a ken
JOHNNY DAVIDSON!!!!!!!!!
"Another gay man!"
Simon Kellar 2:45
Simon Kellar LMAO! 0:24
Simon Kellar *"I'm not a gay man!"
No its 'another gay man'
"Pakistani's and Iraqi's!"
I lost it at "another gay man"
Same times 10! The tics tend to reflect what the person is thinking; that fellow "Chopper" felt that John may have been gay for him so. . . there you have it!
@@ckblackwoodmusic doesn't matter it's still funny
That one destraoyed me
@@ckblackwoodmusic Chopper is, or at least was, an Australian gangster whose crime stories brought him international fame as an author of 'true crime' books.
The tics are influenced by environmental factors, and some tics might connect directly to reality, but I think a lot of them are just the opposite. Like when at a point during the full documentary he shouts "I've got gay porn in my house!", like when he's at the edge of the road and tells his dog to cross at inappropriate times, and like when he's hitting people. They're all tics of statements or behaviour that hurt him or others in some way or another, and rather than it being that he secretly wants to kill his dog and beat his carer up so he can go watch gay porn, I think his mind deliberately picks content for tics in a way that'll embarrass or endanger him.
The guy you are talking about has been the subject of several documentaries over the course of his life since childhood. Go find and watch the earliest ones, and have a look at how he was treated when people believed his tics.
Comedicly fucking perfect timing
BORDER! BEtween England and Ireland...
That would be the Irish sea then 😂
Hhahaha I lost it..
They are in the Scottish borders
Legit predicted Brexit
This man is a blessing onto the earth. He has brought laughter to myself and so many others. He was be a blast to have a beer with.
"ANOTHER GAY MAN" HOLY FUCK I'M DYING
Percy Hitsugaya same XD
when?
EMS 2:43
And it fit the context 😅 or ruined it rather
@@cringecult2392 what's he says?
I watched the whole hour long programme years ago and I'm still laughing now. You couldn't write something as funny as this.
me too was funny heartwarming n made you laugh & cry laughing
they haven't got tourettes,,,they're just being scottish
Are you Scottish ya wee fruit cake XD
***** Your comment was fookin, magic.
As a Scottish girl I can proudly say that this statement is very true 😂😂
FUCK...bollocks...
aww fuck off mate
There’s one thing I don’t think anyone talks about enough, but that advisor is doing a very good job reacting to what they’re saying, and doing it in a manner that makes her seem relatable *and* a bit entertaining.
.. Does it make me a bad person that I'm laughing.. Really hard?
I have Tourette's and I laugh my head off at these videos. Don't feel bad.
No I literally pissed my self laughing
Nope
Fuck off nosey!
I absolutely burst at YABABABLABLABLA!
cX
... In your mind a beautiful green field- "I'm up to me knees in fuckin' cow pat!" LOL
We're all going to hell xDD
FUCK that actually made me laugh
Plebby McPlebface xD nice profile pick bro
Plebby McPlebface hey that’s pretty good............
0:13 thats me leaving for work on a monday morning
Lmfao not only did that make me laugh but your username too 😂
PAKISTANIS AND IRAQIS!!!!!!
Hahahaha I'm pakistani and I found that very funny that he decided to shout that out randomly
MrGaragenation ?
Adam Borseti I can’t breathe
johnnycage Like paul Stevenson that shout FRENCH! FUCK OFF!
@@JohnnyCage4Real That exactly it. Totally random words but, it's the way they say it that makes it funny.
"If he could meet somebody who could look past the tourettes syn..symptoms, that he would be able to find somebody that he could kinda get on wi an' settle doon wi...... ANOTHER GAY MAN!" Genius comic timing.
Best bit IMO
Lol the bbc could easily have cut it there, it would have been a nice little compliment, but they obviously left it in cos it's so damn funny 😂
+rorybone100 i lost it at "Pakistanis and Iraqis"
rorybone100 I swear I read that just as he said it lol
PsychoBoyJack so did I
"imagine a green field"
"im up to ma knees in fucking cow pat"
thank you for translating, its quite hard to understand parts as such for a non native speaker
'Im a chicken fucker' hahah
"I'm a chicken fucker"
When I'm feeling down and I'm feeling a bit shite, and a bit sorry for myself.. I watch this video. Kills me every time!!
The dogs face at 0:28. "Fucks sakes, this again."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😭😭😭💀💀
+Blackpeople "Fuck this shit"
-Dog (Probably)
+Connor Husker ayy 2d
duke hazard Ayy
Think of your self in a Green Field "I'm up to ma knees in fueling Cow Pat" lmfao
Fucking
It's FOCKING get it right :D
I love this guy. The bit, "you've got tourettes by proxy" has me in stitches every time!
Many years later; I still cry laughing when he says .. OOoooOO OOOooOOoo Oil on the road
2:33
"If he could meet somebody who could look beyond the tourettes symptoms, that he would be able to find somebody that he could, kinda get on with and settle down....ANOTHER GAY MAN" XD
Omg🤦♂️😂😂😂
He said another gay man with mexican accent
@@myleirabelardo3019 no he didn't, it's just higher pitched than his normal speaking tone
2:44
were gonnnae craaaaash
2:16 I CANT BREATHE
"it's arguable that you should be getting the maximum-"
*Head slap*
The fuck you just bout my mum pal
"Arthur Daley!"
"T'sa Jap's Eye!"
This aged well
3:31 "im a chicken fucker "
@@myleirabelardo3019 god knows
The thing is that we are not laughing at them, we are laughing with them.
Olafinsky I’m laughing st them
@@caglesharpe6668 Then you're just a prick
@@Eli_16_07 fuck off
@@caglesharpe6668 No you're just fucking rude, laughing at a disability is fucking awful
@@Eli_16_07 dont worry his names fucking cagle even his parents are still laughing about that joke
2:08 "I get stabby wi knives" actually sounds pretty normal in the Glaswegian accent.
he's from Galashiels
The last part is actually wholesome; despite having tourettes feeling down about it he reminds himself of how lucky he is in life. It's admirable how he appreciates all he has.
"Eh, eh, eh- Fuck off, nosey!"
VineZone5000 LOL
Tourettes. On a plane, the first thing that comes to your mind is "allahu ackbar".
tight that
BioHazardous Brony god is the greatest? Why would that be bad
Swedish Viking imagine an Arab on a plane who just says allahu akbar
Tourettes on a plane. now thats a film.. Samuel L Jackson get your hat you got a film to do "JOHNNY DAVIDSON"
There is a guy with it that shouts BOMB
2:17 MAN GOT SHOOK😂
Bateson The Fairy I'm cryin
ARTHUR DALEY
Flinched so hard the dude behind him felt it.
I'm up tae my knees in fucking cow pat lmao that had me in stitches.
Don Lamonte same omg
"Picture a green field..."
"I"m up to my knees in fucking cow pat"
Seriousely, that's gold.
I've just read that Stuart Colquhoun (aka. Chopper) passed away suddenly at home in April last year.
R.I.P 😢
That's very sad to hear. Rest in peace 🙏🏻
01:08 " Choper dyed his pube ginger" 😂😂😂
Tarim Chowdhury
dies his pubes ginger
Lol called chopper out
Pakistanis and Iraqis!
cumulo25 the best lol
2:45 had me dying.
Damn, their meetings seems so fucking epic.
Right? Im gonna start having these types of meetings with my friends, should be fun :D
2:16 ... I died hahaha
JOOOHNY DAVIDSUNNNN
The fact that their Scottish just tipped me over the edge with laughter lol
"You might need a minder" "Arthur Daley" CLASSIC
"ahh, picture yourselves in a fine green field - I'M UP TO MA FUCKIN' KNEES IN COWPAT"
0:14 How I start my day
OIL OOIOIOIOOI OIL ON THE ROAD GONNA CRASH!!!!
LMFAO
me n my friend shout this every time we see it hahahahah
0:14 his neighbours must love him 😂😂😂
Okay, I know these guys have had a rough life because of the Tourette's, but their ticks are fucking hilarious.
03:30 " I'm a chicken fucker " lol
xD
These men are a national treasure that should be protected at all costs
Pakistanis and iraqis
"Were Going To Crash" imagine him driving your car saying that you would shit yourself
Still incredible years later. RIP Chopper 🙏
Is chopper dead omg
@@gazzaoco yes
I would love to be in a work place with these guys. I don't think I'd ever call in sick.
2:06 Every time I drive through Bradford....
"BORDER BETWeen England and Ireland."
Why is that the sentence that makes me lose it? xD
PAKISTANIS AND IRAQIS!
He's not got Tourettes; he's just a normal Scottish geezer.
Hahahahahahahah!
How do you know???!!!
"you might need a minder"
"ARTHUR DAILEY!"
jonny davidson ,i couldnt type for laffin
That's not tourettes, that's just being Scottish.
Trust me... This is 100% true
Spot on !
true
I'm Scottish and have tourettes. Hello
@@fullmetalballsack9601 lol oh No
0:14 how i start my day in the morning...every day
Is it tourettes or are they just Scottish?
Crichjo32 shut up
Basically ur mum is a nasty little skank
He doesny live in Glasgow ya bam its Galashiels
That kid in School I know. No one even speaks like that!
Im_A_Smol_Phan :3 it’s cringe af man, Tryna be cool
"Pakistanis and Iraqis" hahahahahaha 😂😂😂 I'm dead
the blooper reel must be extensive.
0:57 2:06 2:44 I just couldn't hold it
Okiedokie hahahahahh I pissed myself
PAKISTANIS AND IRAQIS
RIP Chopper, sleep easy you wonderful human
How did he die?
YOU'RE VERY HELPFUL!
"CHOPPER DYES HIS PUBES GINGER" then just plays along and goes "yeah he really does dye his pubes ginger"
"I'm tryin' ma best to hold it in, hold it in"
"SHAGGIN!" "F**K OFF!"
Hahahahaha feel bad laughin tho
"You're very helpful"
" another gay man" lmao
2:44 Another gay man!
1:56 has me dying 😂
I love how they laugh at eachothers outbursts.
“I’d love to find someone to settle with” followed up by “Im not a gay man”.
funny as fuck but on a serious note,people with tourettes could do stand up comedy. it's a release for them and they can earn money in the process.they could also help people come out of depression. that's another way they could have a job.
tourettes doesn't have to be all negative.
I have mental illness and I laugh at myself. my younger daughters got asked at school to say something about me.they said"daddy always makes me laugh"
bollocks to the piss takers.
good on the guy in this video.
You sound like a wise bloke, good luck to you. Great comment
+bigjohno242 thank you.
I saw on John's facebook earlier that Chopper was found dead at home the other day. Horrible. RIP
How did he die
@@xxxiiixxx1404 Suicide i think
@@Appnin89 why though?
@@xxxiiixxx1404 From what i saw in the comments under John's post about it, he was very troubled. I think he hadn't seen his kids for years, and found it hard to live with his condition
@@Appnin89 thats awful is there a link to his Facebook?
0:39 lol that's the funniest tic I've ever seen
This is basically just a regular British man
the english way of life
Noah they aren't even English you dumb fuck
Matthew Ingram I'm pretty sure they are.... Where do you think they're from?
noahnolsen British but not English. Big difference
Scotish
2:43 I love how the the cameraman knew there was going to be a hilarious tic after he said that
would only be funnier if the cameraman had it too ,brilliant documentary
3:30 is comedy gold! All the best tho!
@0:14 is how I was walk out my front door and start my day every day before work.
Being a scotsman, what these guy's blurt out is what goes through every scottish persons mind. We are just able to contain it, they can't.
John starts with a relaxation session: IM UP TO ME KNEES IN FUCKING COWPAT
0:48 "Johnny Davidson!"
LMFAO
"Picture in your mind, a beautiful green field.. Reply. I'm up to my knees in fucking cow pat lol.. Legend!!!
As a proud Brit, I can confirm this is (still) without a doubt one of the funniest things I have ever seen/heard in my entire life.
@@pn2124Brits out of where?
Johnny Davidson - my name is Jay davidson and everyone has been saying Johnny davidson around my school
iOliverFTW I know how he feels 😂
Got to be one the funniest things ever that’s not intentionally funny. Got to watch this at least once a year to keep myself sharp with the funny ones 😂 YOUR DUGS GOT TETS!
Another gay man lol that killed me 😂
These 2 guys are absolute legends. Everybody loves them. I know its no funny but some of the ticks are hilarious
I'm up to my knees in fuckin cowpat haha quality
2:02 - “You get nine points, for strangers who have great difficulty understanding speech.” ......Reply: “Pakistanis and Iraqis!” 😂😂😂😂😂👊👊👊
these comments are makin me laff as much as the video
ARTHUR DALEY!
Hah!
Mnd- gradually lose ability to talk, feel, breath, etc
Down's syndrome- struggle with activity, untimely death
Tourette's- can't play fucking charades
Sesame Skeet I have Tourette's and can confirm that this is true.
BORDER BETWeen England and Ireland.
Im up to my knees in foockin cow park. LMFAOOOO
Cow pat