r/Entitledparents "GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE! NOW!!!"

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  • Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
  • r/Entitledparents think everything you own belongs to their precious children... EVEN YOUR HOUSE AND PROPERTY! Who cares that you bought your house with your own money -- their little brats should be allowed to use it whenever they want, and if you refuse you're just SELFISH!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 15 тис.

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 років тому +10774

    Should I do a Mommy of the Month competition?
    Edit: Mommy of the Month Poll is live on my community tab! Check it out after the video!

  • @lonelylegoman5778
    @lonelylegoman5778 5 років тому +9847

    “The CEO says you’re fired”
    “I am the CEO”
    SPEECH 100

  • @linger368
    @linger368 4 роки тому +3530

    My heart stopped when the evil dad took the "toy" to give his son. If anything happens to her daughter.............

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 4 роки тому +179

      linger368 I know this is bad taste but... so did hers

    • @legendofthe_dark5330
      @legendofthe_dark5330 4 роки тому +49

      @@lukemckenzie0121 omg u ass 😫😂

    • @sinception5034
      @sinception5034 4 роки тому +31

      @@lukemckenzie0121 Was going to say that lol

    • @rik80280
      @rik80280 4 роки тому +20

      your HEART stopped

    • @mctgamer3096
      @mctgamer3096 4 роки тому +31

      just a 0 iq kid ruining a life

  • @raniaathanasios5527
    @raniaathanasios5527 Рік тому +78

    As someone with SVT, hearing about the story of the girl whose monitor was taken by the kid is HORRIFYING. I didn’t start experiencing it hardcore till high school and even THAT was problematic for me and I’ve had to have two surgeries. I can’t even imagine these poor parents having to deal with this with their barely three month old (at the time) daughter and seeing a child nearly kill their precious baby girl

  • @KnellMortem
    @KnellMortem 3 роки тому +270

    “The CEO will decide your fate.”
    “I *am* the CEO.”
    “Not yet.”

    • @WilliamsJanglingTesticles
      @WilliamsJanglingTesticles 3 роки тому +5

      It's treason then
      *old man war cries*

    • @Endothermic892
      @Endothermic892 3 роки тому +1

      Lol this is gold

    • @casvirgile
      @casvirgile 3 роки тому

      What’s the time stamp?

    • @green_lettuce
      @green_lettuce 3 роки тому +1

      @@casvirgile this isn’t a time stamp it’s quotes from Star Wars Revenge of The Sith when all the Jedi find out that Palpatine is a Sith Lawd.

    • @maylinlaure425
      @maylinlaure425 2 роки тому

      P0

  • @your_local_knife
    @your_local_knife 4 роки тому +1693

    "The CEO says you're fired"
    " I am the CEO "
    *everyone liked that*

    • @leaf.c
      @leaf.c 4 роки тому +1

      yep defo

    • @themessyiah249
      @themessyiah249 4 роки тому +8

      Ceo says ur fired
      I am the ceo
      Uno reverse

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 3 роки тому +5

      That's up there with Sylvester Stallone yelling "didn't break the law, I AM THE LAW!"

    • @anonymo_use5918
      @anonymo_use5918 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahahaha i love that part

    • @carolinehooper83
      @carolinehooper83 3 роки тому

      Someone said the like 1 year and 2 months

  • @nevm5611
    @nevm5611 4 роки тому +754

    ED: I'm suing the clinic!
    *The clinic: Right back at ya buckaroo.*

  • @AJ47isbbetter
    @AJ47isbbetter 3 роки тому +330

    ED after almost killing a little girl
    “Why do I fix everything I touch”

    • @jasonwlliamsonjr1102
      @jasonwlliamsonjr1102 3 роки тому +3

      I just spit my water everywhere, good god😂😂

    • @dxl___
      @dxl___ 2 роки тому +2

      Oh my god, comments have became much better. 😂

  • @emmyblue30
    @emmyblue30 3 роки тому +63

    Mayonnaise stain actually made my husband look up and say “mayonnaise stain?” With a smile and laugh. I had to explain why it was “mayonnaise stain”. 😂

  • @dhautobrokers2196
    @dhautobrokers2196 4 роки тому +1976

    “The CEO said your fired”
    “I am the CEO”
    *You are not a clown. You are the entire circus*

  • @cerpintaxt362
    @cerpintaxt362 4 роки тому +833

    "I can get you fired with one phone call."
    "That's impressive. Most I can get with one call is a pizza."

    • @reidkenney9460
      @reidkenney9460 4 роки тому +31

      Nelson Hawkins hey don’t downplay yourself you could probably get 2 pizzas

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 4 роки тому +4

      Nelson Hawkins I shouldn’t laugh at this because it’s mean, but FUCK!

    • @mymaingotbanned_not5816
      @mymaingotbanned_not5816 4 роки тому +3

      You can make calls?

    • @pyroandrew6752
      @pyroandrew6752 4 роки тому

      Most I can get is a boat of platinum

    • @pyroandrew6752
      @pyroandrew6752 4 роки тому

      Made out of platinum

  • @Fillyann11
    @Fillyann11 3 роки тому +16

    Also! For those of you feeling for the little girl: I get SVT as well, and fortunately taking off a heart monitor won't hurt the kid. Now, there's a chance that she could have an episode while it is off, but most heart monitors take like 0.2 seconds to put back on. Also, they were in a medical facility, so if something did happen, the kid would be fine :)

  • @bluenagisayt118
    @bluenagisayt118 3 роки тому +20

    "Do you know who I am?" - words said by almost every entitled parent ever

  • @pgre
    @pgre 4 роки тому +1368

    "little poo"
    "mayonnaise stain"
    "gay water"

  • @absolutephoenix5312
    @absolutephoenix5312 4 роки тому +592

    "I've been friends with the CEO for a long time"
    *YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD*

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 4 роки тому +13

      Polymerization?

    • @madhattergodess
      @madhattergodess 4 роки тому

      With this card your heart points are now zero, now I banish thy to the shadow realm ED.

  • @sahtel8956
    @sahtel8956 3 роки тому +21

    This is so calm and I love to listen to this while laughing at the karma

  • @Believin_Stephen
    @Believin_Stephen 3 роки тому +7

    "I want to PLAAAAAAAAYYYYY!"
    My gosh, is this kid Caillou?

    • @Onewingerdraven
      @Onewingerdraven 3 роки тому

      Little mayonnaise stains like them are what we get for making entitled bratty characters such as him

  • @kymanichitulangoma
    @kymanichitulangoma 5 років тому +2032

    Reddit Post: *Shit*
    rSlash: *_im going to pretend I didn’t see that_*

  • @deathkiller275
    @deathkiller275 5 років тому +2975

    “The CEO says your fired”
    “Thats funny, because I am the CEO”
    SHIIIIIIIIIIT

  • @molly-molly925
    @molly-molly925 Рік тому +10

    Optimist: This glass is half full.
    Pessimist: This glass is half empty.
    Entitled Mom: This glass is repressing me.

  • @BunnyQueen97
    @BunnyQueen97 2 роки тому +4

    My hero was in her stall furiously throwing all her clothes on so she could throw herself out the door and cuss that entitled mom out 😂😂 I felt that energy building, that was great storytelling for a young person lmaoo

    • @Claudia-lq3ns
      @Claudia-lq3ns Рік тому

      My Hero displayed a response that I would absolutely model. Obviously, trying to reason or politely discussing ain't working on these entitled parents. They need to be ripped to shreds otherwise their going to continue letting their kids do dangerous/inappropriate stuff.

  • @extros-dump
    @extros-dump 5 років тому +341

    Grandpa: *dies*
    EM: OMG STOP BEING DEAD! YOU'RE TRAUMATIZING MY DAUGHTER.

  • @todo6754
    @todo6754 5 років тому +2232

    ED: *I cAn gET U fiRed iN tHe pUSh oF A bUttON*
    Karen: *Finally A Worthy Opponent, Our Battle Will Be Legendary!*

    • @rainz7427
      @rainz7427 5 років тому +15

      Sync from where did u get that? Leo kun?

    • @sexyman9914
      @sexyman9914 5 років тому +14

      @@rainz7427 it's a mEMe

    • @moery2435
      @moery2435 5 років тому +26

      Karen: *i’M CaLlInG yOu’Re MaNaGEr!*

    • @AnthonyFlng
      @AnthonyFlng 5 років тому +9

      What about Sharon

    • @engineerxero7767
      @engineerxero7767 5 років тому +11

      @@AnthonyFlng We do not speak the devil's name

  • @jadonsingh169
    @jadonsingh169 3 роки тому +5

    If the he took my daughters heart monitor he will need one

  • @birdgvee4982
    @birdgvee4982 3 роки тому +7

    Yes, let the Newfoundlander run out into the yard. Hahaha, they are such fluffy bears. Newfies are awesome :Dsas

  • @cheetahpelt2084
    @cheetahpelt2084 5 років тому +1135

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    EM: “The flowers are mine and I’m suing you”

    • @poopseller8705
      @poopseller8705 5 років тому +11

      i love this these comments just keep my breath breathing

    • @average_german_lol8623
      @average_german_lol8623 5 років тому +2

      Ikr

    • @geacket
      @geacket 5 років тому +9

      Water is half full water is half empty
      THE WATER IS NOW GAY

    • @ihatemyname8327
      @ihatemyname8327 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @didgeridooo
      @didgeridooo 5 років тому +4

      Roses are red
      Violets or blue
      This comment made me smile, thank you

  • @kiannamcdonald488
    @kiannamcdonald488 5 років тому +4988

    *EB: "DADDY, DADDY! I WANNA PLAY WITH THAT DEVICE THAT'S KEEPING THAT BABY ALIVE BUT THEY WON'T LET ME!!" EP: " You mean someone else is putting the life of their baby above the temporary entertainment of my child?? noT oN mY waTcH."*

    • @zodiacfox355
      @zodiacfox355 5 років тому +164

      Kianna McDonald faith lost in humanity for the 100th time

    • @walkz007
      @walkz007 5 років тому +102

      and then the damn dad had the nerve to get mad and sue,not even trying to find my faith in humanity anymore!

    • @JamesTTierce
      @JamesTTierce 5 років тому +14

      Hey dumbass. It's a monitor not a freaking pace maker. Ive had to wear them before. They're not going to break. Nor is the hospital going to bill them instantaneously.
      This guy is the worst virtue signaling liar on UA-cam

    • @MrNutz-lq2ez
      @MrNutz-lq2ez 5 років тому +77

      J T you must be friends of that stupid bum of a dad or something cause wow why you mad for? Lmao pathetic....

    • @lancestorm808
      @lancestorm808 5 років тому +13

      Its funny cuz i clicked read more just as he said daddy daddy

  • @AntiPlastic
    @AntiPlastic 3 роки тому +4

    Kid: steals babies
    Me: having order 66 flashbacks

  • @momogal04
    @momogal04 3 роки тому +2

    “Mayonnaise stain” 100% made me snort in a very unladylike fashion so I wouldn’t wake people up with laughing at 5 am.

  • @austinandronaco1646
    @austinandronaco1646 5 років тому +663

    1900: we will have immortality in 2000
    2000: gay water.

  • @ShelbyRestorations
    @ShelbyRestorations 4 роки тому +871

    "the CEO says your fired"
    **demonic laughter**
    "I *AM* the CEO"

  • @tomatogoose4426
    @tomatogoose4426 3 роки тому +3

    “Oh no, your Newfoundlounds are going to hurt my kids!!!!”
    Honey, those are gentle giants. They would never hurt your children. Also the fact that she just abandoned them is ridiculous

  • @splatsunemikuu
    @splatsunemikuu 3 роки тому +9

    i just want to say that you and your voice acting makes my day. i enjoy putting my phone to the side while i work on stuff (art, story writing, etc.) and the different voices make it so much better than just listening to music.
    thank you.

  • @jamesnorman9160
    @jamesnorman9160 5 років тому +280

    "The CEO says you're fired."
    "That's funny, cause I'm the CEO."
    Priceless. xD

    • @Ludricio
      @Ludricio 5 років тому +14

      I love that he didn't let the dad know that before the dad made the fake phone call, I can just imagine how smug he must've felt while the dad was "on the phone". lol.

    • @axxne6068
      @axxne6068 5 років тому +4

      @@Ludricio My EGO and Arrogance levels would of skyrocketed as my feeling of total superiority over the father would be out of the ballpark.

    • @MidoseitoAkage
      @MidoseitoAkage 5 років тому

      r/woooooosssh

    • @GeneralZod99
      @GeneralZod99 5 років тому +1

      Time to come up with an obviously fake story: 1 minute
      Time to type up said story and post it: 10 minutes
      Getting thousands of gullible fools to believe said story: PRICELESS

  • @copper_rose137
    @copper_rose137 5 років тому +268

    “Just get a new TV and quit whining”
    “Just get a new TV and quit whining”
    ... “Just get a new TV and quit whining”
    Boi

    • @angrycheesecake1571
      @angrycheesecake1571 4 роки тому +3

      ThatOneHufflepuff my parents would beat the heck out of me if I did that

  • @mornikai9494
    @mornikai9494 2 роки тому +3

    "spoiled little mayonnaise stain" that line got me rolling on the floor

  • @karenmclennan7976
    @karenmclennan7976 3 роки тому +3

    3:49 “go back to sleep. It’s all you seem to be good for”
    I freaking died 😂

  • @DonnaHarris3578
    @DonnaHarris3578 4 роки тому +1036

    The worst parent is the man who wanted his little boy to play with the baby’s heart monitor. Is this the right channel for that story?

    • @innaakulich6562
      @innaakulich6562 4 роки тому +1

      Yas

    • @someonesomething7146
      @someonesomething7146 4 роки тому +1

      Vergaron yeah, sure you would. You would be in jail for 2800 years for breaking the neck of a child

    • @fumikagetokoyami7484
      @fumikagetokoyami7484 4 роки тому

      @veragon nah just kick them in the balls, usually stops them in their tracks

    • @kaniplayer6439
      @kaniplayer6439 4 роки тому

      @@ongfrfr249 no jutsu is not really thing bruh

    • @javiertorrealbacordero1913
      @javiertorrealbacordero1913 4 роки тому

      @@someonesomething7146 But the kid would be given a medal because of killing the baby

  • @tuomas4313
    @tuomas4313 5 років тому +400

    Me: dies
    Em: LET MY SON PLAY WITH YOUR COFFIN

    • @jasonmiller1532
      @jasonmiller1532 5 років тому +9

      I got a good one
      Me: son dying on hospital bed
      EM: move your god damn kid cuz my little shit is tired

    • @brends8008
      @brends8008 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @joemama-op9iy
      @joemama-op9iy 5 років тому +3

      Mom: *leaves the house*
      Ek: give me your feet
      Me:give me your feet
      Ek:IM TELLING MY MOM

    • @notyepdranel961
      @notyepdranel961 5 років тому

      @@jasonmiller1532 what's sad is that it sounds like it could happen...

    • @btsruindedmylifedimcrying9836
      @btsruindedmylifedimcrying9836 5 років тому +1

      Me:comes back to life
      Also me: shoves kid into coffin
      Kid:oof
      Me again:I did a world a favor

  • @Kai-lk9lb
    @Kai-lk9lb 3 роки тому +7

    "Gay water"
    Ah, yes, when us gays swim, we turn the water we swim in gay.

  • @majesticmelon4715
    @majesticmelon4715 5 років тому +393

    "He says you're fired."
    The CEO he's talking to: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*

  • @astrolgy1397
    @astrolgy1397 5 років тому +334

    EP: you can't kick a pregnant woman with a toddler
    Me:well I can it's just highly frowned upon

    • @queenofbread4924
      @queenofbread4924 5 років тому +15

      ASTROLGY 13 i mean why cant guys hit girls but girls can hit guys? I mean it should be noone can hit anyone or everyone can hit eachother

    • @GeneralZod99
      @GeneralZod99 5 років тому +8

      I would definitely kick a pregnant woman with a toddler.....she clearly needs to give birth to it right away.

    • @astrolgy1397
      @astrolgy1397 5 років тому +8

      Whoops meant kick out

    • @Erine120
      @Erine120 5 років тому +5

      Griffen no mattter how equal the genders get you can’t kick pregnant women even if they hit you first....but if she not pregnant fucking kick her to the moon

    • @astrolgy1397
      @astrolgy1397 5 років тому +1

      @@Erine120 I meant kick out, thx for understanding

  • @akumabazooka9169
    @akumabazooka9169 3 роки тому +2

    Note to self, never let anyone in your home after 3am. I mean HIMYM says 2am, nothing good happens after 2am!!

  • @mig9941
    @mig9941 3 роки тому +8

    Welcome back to “karens” the documentary

  • @wendys5424
    @wendys5424 4 роки тому +586

    Bruh I swear some day there's gonna be an EP who will be like:
    *"GiVe Me YoUr SKIN!!!!! NoW!!!!"*

    • @siegfriedoffizensburches6228
      @siegfriedoffizensburches6228 4 роки тому +11

      And says "would you f me, id f me" dances around with willy tucked.

    • @Gr8Imres
      @Gr8Imres 4 роки тому +11

      mY BaAAabY WaNts TO pLaAYyYy, aNd I'm sINglE anD PrEeEEEgnaNT!111!

    • @PastelShark123
      @PastelShark123 4 роки тому +2

      Ayy wendys

    • @songs-ez3xv
      @songs-ez3xv 4 роки тому +1

      You still got those biggy bags?and breakfast?

    • @devannewland3464
      @devannewland3464 4 роки тому +4

      What the hell Wendys

  • @therustedshank9995
    @therustedshank9995 5 років тому +584

    *wHaTz ThAt?*
    A heart monitor.
    *cAn I pLaY wItH iT?*

    • @ramen-numerals
      @ramen-numerals 5 років тому +40

      mY ChILd HaS GoOD GrADeS gIve HIm ThE HeArt MOnItOr

    • @energy_5004
      @energy_5004 5 років тому +4

      The Legion yes honey you can use it

    • @calfazar2120
      @calfazar2120 5 років тому +4

      No iTz a ToY 👌

    • @taureon_
      @taureon_ 5 років тому +8

      my respone to the Question: *_IF YOU DO SHE WILL DIE IN PAIN AND YOU WILL GO TO HELL FOR COMMITING THAT SIN_*

    • @cee_ves
      @cee_ves 5 років тому +9

      He was like 5... he would play with a piece of shit
      Namely his father

  • @edizhankaratay8918
    @edizhankaratay8918 3 роки тому +2

    I wish the response was:
    “The CEO says youre fired”
    “Weird, cuz i didnt say anything”

  • @loribowen6063
    @loribowen6063 3 роки тому +3

    Mayonnaise stain.... you DEFINITELY need to use that again!!!!

  • @larissaallison2426
    @larissaallison2426 4 роки тому +249

    One time i was changing in a woman's locker room at a pool and this woman brought in her like 11 year old son and yelled at me for being half dressed. I told her if he is old enough to be offended he is old enough to wait for you at the pool

    • @angie_slendergirl
      @angie_slendergirl 4 роки тому +42

      Larissa Allison she yelled at you for being half dressed... in a locker room🙄😂

    • @MB-ux9me
      @MB-ux9me 4 роки тому +26

      So she yelled at you for being halfdressed? At a pool? In a lockerroom? In front of an ELEVEN years old boy? He doesn't even have to be in there. When I was eleven, I wasn't even allowed to change clothes with my parents in the same room

    • @listennowbreath
      @listennowbreath 4 роки тому +10

      I would have called the cops on this perverted woman.

    • @larissaallison2426
      @larissaallison2426 4 роки тому

      I'm not sure he wasn't unattended though because he was made to stay by his mom while she changed (took off swimsuit cover) not sure how they planned to do the shower which was required before entering the pool. Obviously it had curtains but still

  • @adamreitli7225
    @adamreitli7225 5 років тому +761

    Curse words:Exist
    rSlash:BEGONE SPAWN OF SATAN

    • @connorabramsbutiidentifyas8773
      @connorabramsbutiidentifyas8773 5 років тому +39

      *BAD PERSON

    • @Noelboyx3
      @Noelboyx3 5 років тому

      L

    • @SynHvH
      @SynHvH 5 років тому +19

      *non kid friendly person

    • @ROTAXD
      @ROTAXD 5 років тому +5

      T_T have you been in an elementary school in the last few years ? Cursing isn’t an issue just in inner city schools & “protecting” kids from swearing in not really benefitting them.

    • @wolfpakave5084
      @wolfpakave5084 5 років тому +2

      @@ROTAXD Telling them it's wrong sure can. I'm 15 and cuss close to never.

  • @rafaelangelo2640
    @rafaelangelo2640 3 роки тому +2

    Op: this is a heart monitor
    Kid:can I play with it?
    Me: now hold the f*cking pho-

  • @Cyborg-xm1yh
    @Cyborg-xm1yh 5 років тому +554

    "no you can't play"
    *breaks tv screen*
    wtf!?!?

    • @Grybster
      @Grybster 5 років тому +11

      Kinda like: I WaNt To pLAAAaaayY!!! I don't play then you don't play too >:[

    • @h1.w590
      @h1.w590 5 років тому +6

      it’s faker than my smile
      edit: mistake

    • @dufftheduff7335
      @dufftheduff7335 5 років тому +5

      break the kids face

    • @wither3621
      @wither3621 5 років тому +1

      @@h1.w590 than

    • @papastalin7892
      @papastalin7892 5 років тому +3

      If he dont play nobody plays

  • @riothebreadboi6905
    @riothebreadboi6905 4 роки тому +1750

    BY THE POWER OF “GAY WATER” I EXPELL YOU DEMON FROM MY YARD
    (Edit)thx for the likes and happy new year
    Edit: how is this still blowing up wth this is literally the most likes i have ever gotten

    • @andrealuna1498
      @andrealuna1498 4 роки тому +47

      "Gay water" gets me every time 😂🤣

    • @Gr8Imres
      @Gr8Imres 4 роки тому +61

      BEGONE, STAIGHT!

    • @sunflowerhoney9014
      @sunflowerhoney9014 4 роки тому +5

      LMAOOOO

    • @goodbye6741
      @goodbye6741 4 роки тому +30

      "Move im gay"?
      Nahh
      "GET OUT MY POOL IM GAY" sounds about right

    • @ShellL
      @ShellL 4 роки тому +10

      Do I have permission to use GAY Water in the future for protection please? Pretty sure EM DNA will probably all react the same weird way which is horrible but could be a weird blessing.

  • @lastman5680
    @lastman5680 3 роки тому +2

    Father: The Senate will decide your fate
    Guy: I AM THE SENATE

  • @SotGravarg
    @SotGravarg 3 роки тому +2

    "You mean someone else is literally putting the life of their baby above the temporary entertainment of my child, not on my watch"
    🤦‍♂️🤯😤😤😤 this just hurts my brain

  • @Martindaoo
    @Martindaoo 5 років тому +197

    4:06 ED: Do you know who I am?
    Nurse: You're the guy who's about to get arrested if you don't leave now.
    😂

    • @gh0st_man163
      @gh0st_man163 5 років тому +6

      Martin Dao Ed:no
      Nurse:*pulls out phones
      ED:?
      Cop: hello what’s is the problem
      Nurse:*wispers to cop*
      Cop:GTFO
      ED:no
      10 more cops come out
      You know the rest

    • @ericawatkins5843
      @ericawatkins5843 5 років тому

      You spelled who wrong

    • @gh0st_man163
      @gh0st_man163 5 років тому

      Erica Watkins how cares

    • @Martindaoo
      @Martindaoo 5 років тому

      @@ericawatkins5843 oh lol

    • @golaco237
      @golaco237 5 років тому

      *WASTED*

  • @t-bird6853
    @t-bird6853 5 років тому +285

    "EP: He says you're fired.
    Me: That's funny, considering *I* am the CEO."
    Top 10 Embarrassing Moments For Anime Characters

  • @wolfxxyufzboi376
    @wolfxxyufzboi376 4 роки тому +2

    The last one should be in a 'When Karens' are helpful/not entitled,' not here LOL!

  • @Isarrot
    @Isarrot Рік тому +3

    I love how you can see the evolution of Rslash content :
    There's the fast talk arc
    The moderate speed talk arc
    The lower voice/better mic arc
    The wife and daughter arc

    • @mh11213
      @mh11213 2 місяці тому

      Don't forget the "me and my (insert number) million subscribers" arc

  • @chucktats2450
    @chucktats2450 4 роки тому +699

    the creative anti-swearing edits are part of the show mate, good job

    • @TriStar44
      @TriStar44 4 роки тому +4

      Haha that's a good point, they really are at this point, and that's honestly no small feat.

    • @vardevank
      @vardevank 4 роки тому +9

      Mayonnaise stain nyehehe >:D

    • @caitlinbilancia8697
      @caitlinbilancia8697 4 роки тому +2

      Don't be afraid to get creative with alternative cursing.

    • @trollunderbridge2292
      @trollunderbridge2292 4 роки тому +3

      Mayonnaise stain is a brilliantly original substitute.

    • @hinamiin
      @hinamiin 4 роки тому +3

      I’d like but this is on 420 likes

  • @LuisHernandez-or9ws
    @LuisHernandez-or9ws 5 років тому +382

    Me when I see an annoying entitled parent:
    *I got murder on my mind*

    • @haegaming1913
      @haegaming1913 5 років тому +1

      Eagles Nation ak47s mac 11s glocks and 9s lol murder on my mind is a good song

    • @originalmythiku1047
      @originalmythiku1047 5 років тому +1

      MY BONGO CAT IS HERE WITH THE AK AND PIZZA KNIVES

    • @luigismansion3fan367
      @luigismansion3fan367 5 років тому +1

      Eagles Nation Yellow tape around his body

    • @HexenMeister06
      @HexenMeister06 5 років тому +1

      Same here but with more knifes and a shotgun as well as a VERY large hammer

    • @Jortje
      @Jortje 5 років тому

      Who doesn't (like besides other patents like that)

  • @baronandaya6513
    @baronandaya6513 4 роки тому +2

    Person: GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE NOW!
    Me: you already have one

  • @Lumen99
    @Lumen99 3 роки тому +1

    "The CEO will hear about this!"
    "I am the CEO!"
    (I'm sorry I just had to do a Palpatine meme, it was all I could think of when I heard this)

  • @mbates2010
    @mbates2010 4 роки тому +416

    "I don't like them putting chemicals in the water making my children gay!"
    "But it's not your pool tho"

    • @nudny_kanal
      @nudny_kanal 3 роки тому +7

      IT MAKES FROGS GAY!

    • @JohannaNazareen1225
      @JohannaNazareen1225 3 роки тому +8

      Unfortunatly she's not the only one. My friend is gay and he bought toys shaped like owl that his cousin's children wanted. His cousin wont buy any toy for his kids and thinks that they can play with some metal truck parts. Those owl toys are actualy pillows and have a blanket inside and are like some comfort pillow toy for kids. He bought two. One was green and called brave owl and other had Pink stripes or so. My friends cousin said to my friends dad why did my friend bought gay toy for his kids and that now they will get gayism (yes he said gayism). My friend never imposted his sexual orientation on anyone. He simply lives his life how he wants it and is realy a good guy. He told to his cousin to throw the toy if He wants, he doesnt care but then he also said. :"see if I ever help you again when you come whining to me"

    • @TJDious
      @TJDious 2 роки тому

      Only you can prevent gayism.

  • @nathangriffin6624
    @nathangriffin6624 5 років тому +265

    1 mom
    2kids
    Chillin in a hottub
    They get out
    Cause the waters gay

    • @elliot3292
      @elliot3292 5 років тому +8

      OMG I loved that vine... Good times. Good times.

    • @Red_kinda_plays
      @Red_kinda_plays 5 років тому +4

      @@elliot3292 agreed

    • @cheddarcheese2884
      @cheddarcheese2884 5 років тому +4

      12 yrs later it turns out that one of the kids was infested with the gay water. He now lives the gay lifestyle 😓😭😢

    • @twistednova8216
      @twistednova8216 5 років тому

      My lad XD

    • @Red_kinda_plays
      @Red_kinda_plays 5 років тому

      Oops it almost sounds like I'm on the entitled parents side

  • @tobee_gamer5816
    @tobee_gamer5816 3 роки тому +4

    Ed: the CEO says your fired.
    CEO: I am the CEO
    ED: *emergency meeting*

  • @thatboringdude8535
    @thatboringdude8535 3 роки тому +2

    I know I’m 2 years late but my mother used to take me and my brothers into fitting rooms like that and I can say with full confidence my mother would’ve backhanded the shit out of me or my two brothers if we tried some shit like that

  • @yaboi4243
    @yaboi4243 5 років тому +322

    EP:hey can i have your youtube channel?
    rSlash:No,you may not.
    EB makes a diss about rSlash
    rSlash:You little MAYONNAISE-STAIN

  • @absolutephoenix5312
    @absolutephoenix5312 4 роки тому +625

    "You don't have the right to talk to me, you don't know who I am"
    "You are the man who is going to get arrested"
    *Roasted*

    • @gammavalentin7
      @gammavalentin7 4 роки тому +1

      Pranita Bose what

    • @kawaiieconomics6818
      @kawaiieconomics6818 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah people who you would actually be afraid to cross aren't farting and snoring in some clinic while their kid is murdering a baby and then saying "DONT U KNOW WHO I AM??"

    • @marimonsoon7636
      @marimonsoon7636 4 роки тому

      Warrren Huang that nurse is savage

    • @rq_eclipse9978
      @rq_eclipse9978 4 роки тому +1

      *uno reverse card*

    • @nikalai4519
      @nikalai4519 4 роки тому

      R/murderedbywords

  • @karmicjustice2200
    @karmicjustice2200 3 роки тому +2

    EM: *Enjoys pool water*
    Also EM: *Shrieks in craziness when its owned by a gay couple*

  • @michellebaker6302
    @michellebaker6302 3 роки тому +4

    Who else literally laughed out loud when they called it an insanely long wait to sit for 30 minutes? Around here... that's the express lane. 🤣

  • @damionkatkara2171
    @damionkatkara2171 4 роки тому +391

    Note: “mayonnaise stain” going in my clean cussing dictionary 😂

  • @bailey125
    @bailey125 5 років тому +627

    I really hate these stories, but I'm addicted to watching these videos...

    • @marissaghost
      @marissaghost 5 років тому +5

      Me too 😂😂

    • @ahunkytortoise4560
      @ahunkytortoise4560 5 років тому +3

      Same

    • @BergenDev
      @BergenDev 5 років тому +28

      My blood boils hearing about these mayonaise-stains. But still cant stop watching lol

    • @slein1055
      @slein1055 5 років тому +3

      Same

    • @CallumSk8er
      @CallumSk8er 5 років тому +8

      yeah they just annoy me and make me hate humans. The thing is 90% of them are made up so theres a little hope there lol

  • @nekomasteryoutube3232
    @nekomasteryoutube3232 2 роки тому +1

    With that first one it would have been even more hilarious if that Entitled father called the company only to have OP's phone ring in front of them.
    Gotta love when people don't realise the person your bothering is quite possibly the manager or owner of the buisness, regardless of how they look.

  • @mikeydrawssometimes
    @mikeydrawssometimes Рік тому

    I LOVE how you make an Entitled Dad sound like "no this is Patrick"

  • @kaydenf7094
    @kaydenf7094 5 років тому +418

    BK: bratty kid
    EC: entitled child
    EP: enititled parent
    ER: where I sent them

  • @zerotrx9656
    @zerotrx9656 4 роки тому +98

    4:48 "go back to sleep its all you seem to be good for" that absolutely killed me XD

  • @ryansextremegaming
    @ryansextremegaming 2 роки тому +1

    " The CEO says Your fired "
    " But I am the CEO "
    :0

  • @paulanocu3711
    @paulanocu3711 3 роки тому +1

    "The ceo says you're fired"
    "I am the ceo"
    Kinda fitting for r/IDOworkherelady

  • @seankiller0112
    @seankiller0112 5 років тому +346

    As the old joke goes
    Optimist: The glass is half full
    Pessimist: The glass is half empty
    Edgy Entitled Mother: WATER IS GAY REEEEEEEEE

    • @BM4N854
      @BM4N854 5 років тому +11

      Also Enttitled mother: The water is mine

    • @jaredday1474
      @jaredday1474 5 років тому +6

      I'll sue you for water

    • @jaredday1474
      @jaredday1474 5 років тому +3

      Cause of chemicals (chlorine)

    • @__tadpole__8195
      @__tadpole__8195 5 років тому +2

      Normal entitled mother:the water is mine

    • @cheetahpelt2084
      @cheetahpelt2084 5 років тому +3

      Seankiller011 EM: ThE wAtER iS MIne mY bAaBy Is tHiRstY

  • @synth_dahl4438
    @synth_dahl4438 5 років тому +127

    OP: *texting friend* hey, there's an entitled mom and her kids in your backyard.
    Friend: *already unleashing mastifs into the yard* what?

    • @Emynence_wav
      @Emynence_wav 5 років тому +3

      Enter EM screaming
      GET THESE DOGS OUT OF HERE
      **GASP** MY KIDS HAVE BEEN IN GAY WATER?!? I'M SUING U FOR MAKING MY KIDS GAY🤣😂😂

    • @jar7d
      @jar7d 5 років тому

      What does OP stand for?

    • @jar7d
      @jar7d 5 років тому

      Lunchbox15 thank you

    • @imrane161
      @imrane161 5 років тому

      @@jar7d overpowered

  • @TabbyCat338
    @TabbyCat338 3 роки тому +2

    1:44 sorry, I just wanted to point out, I had to wait TWO HOURS for an appointment with a doctor when I was physical unable to move without throwing up...

  • @platypusih8u830
    @platypusih8u830 3 роки тому +1

    hits him with the classic "I AM THE CEO"

  • @hannahcakes2086
    @hannahcakes2086 5 років тому +249

    Me: **exists.**
    EP: *GIVE MY CHILD YOUR EXISTENCE.*

    • @stalingrad2204
      @stalingrad2204 5 років тому +11

      HannahCakes *hE gOt gOoD gRaDeS sO hE dEsErVeS iT*

    • @Gamingmuffin-qw7ul
      @Gamingmuffin-qw7ul 5 років тому +5

      @@stalingrad2204 *iM a SiNgLe MoThEr mimimi*

    • @CWZII
      @CWZII 5 років тому +2

      Muskett 23 which side did you snap 😅

    • @skinny_box
      @skinny_box 5 років тому +2

      take my existence I don’t want it

    • @littlefellsans8032
      @littlefellsans8032 5 років тому +1

      My soul or my life, you can have it all... *_TaKe My SoUl ToDaAaY! AyYyYyY-_*

  • @softeealmonds
    @softeealmonds 5 років тому +646

    "The CEO says youre fired."
    "Thats funny. I AM THE CEO."
    EP: suprised pikachu face
    Holy he double hockey sticks thats a lotta likes
    HA 669 LIKES
    69... ha

  • @takeashowerjeez7625
    @takeashowerjeez7625 3 роки тому +1

    “I know your ceo”
    The ceo: imma end this whole mans career

  • @haydenboggs3271
    @haydenboggs3271 8 днів тому

    "little poo"
    "spoiled little mayonnaise stain"
    "mombie grunt"
    "breeder"
    Such a way with words

  • @Mystic-Aidan
    @Mystic-Aidan 5 років тому +121

    Your entitled mom voice is absolutely perfect.

    • @WeretigerX
      @WeretigerX 5 років тому +2

      Completely agree. It has that perfect amount of whine to it while being whimsical at the same time.

  • @6FlagsAstroworld
    @6FlagsAstroworld 5 років тому +246

    Batman: *being badass*
    EP: GIVE MY KID YOUR DANGEROUS TOYS!
    Batman: not you again....

    • @ashwest4279
      @ashwest4279 5 років тому +3

      XD

    • @just_a_tepig3611
      @just_a_tepig3611 5 років тому +6

      Batman then breaks his no killing rule
      Batman: I had to endure the jokers for years but they were just way too much

    • @nathanielvaughn5692
      @nathanielvaughn5692 5 років тому

      Hahahahahaha XD lmfao

  • @swantem
    @swantem 3 роки тому +1

    When he said man is staying I actually lost it lol

  • @OtterPxp
    @OtterPxp 3 роки тому +3

    “The CEO said you’re fired!”
    The OP, who IS the CEO: *im boutta end this man’s whole career*

  • @farren.73
    @farren.73 5 років тому +131

    Wow...
    This makes me thankful my parents didnt raise me to be a little mayonnaise stain.

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 5 років тому +416

    EP: i know the CEO
    Op: i AM the CEO
    Ep: NANIII!!?!

    • @playzify6357
      @playzify6357 5 років тому +8

      Savage level 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999909999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

    • @d.trann122
      @d.trann122 5 років тому +2

      Commissar Purity lol

    • @malup.alquiroz1287
      @malup.alquiroz1287 5 років тому +1

      Commissar Purity najsnsjbshsbsshus wahhhhhhhhhh

    • @jibasebcrosby4998
      @jibasebcrosby4998 5 років тому +3

      @@playzify6357 did you run out of room

    • @quintenkuik7949
      @quintenkuik7949 5 років тому +1

      Genius

  • @CORONAKAIZOKU1
    @CORONAKAIZOKU1 Рік тому +1

    That heart monitor one pissed me off. I would have punched him out the moment he grabbed my arm if it were me.

  • @liamvernon2703
    @liamvernon2703 3 роки тому +1

    5:07 me: "oh so thats why it has more likes than usual." *looks down*. "aight time to like it"

  • @melodyjohnson8889
    @melodyjohnson8889 5 років тому +671

    rSlash:
    "gay water"
    what I'm thinking:
    "TURN THE FRIGGIN' FROGS GAY!"

  • @andrealuna1498
    @andrealuna1498 4 роки тому +536

    "Gay water"
    Does that mean the water is rainbow🤔

    • @itzbeendakavgaming5632
      @itzbeendakavgaming5632 4 роки тому +11

      XD

    • @JP_arte
      @JP_arte 4 роки тому +27

      If gay people are gay...
      Are they secretly rainbows?

    • @koolaidman4501
      @koolaidman4501 4 роки тому +11

      No it’s light it hasn’t came out the closet yes
      Get it cause light after it meats the atmosphere it makes color

    • @KyuKofi
      @KyuKofi 4 роки тому +9

      If so I'd like to buy a few gallons

    • @andrealuna1498
      @andrealuna1498 4 роки тому +7

      @@KyuKofi Each gallon cost 2 bags of Skittles.

  • @Mad-Hatter-ison
    @Mad-Hatter-ison 2 роки тому

    I would also tell the dad that "You're not only gonna be arrested for damage medical equipment, but you'll be arrested for ATTEMPT MURDER of a minor, and that's a huge bill to pay worse than the equipment"

  • @tutu3331
    @tutu3331 4 роки тому +239

    I swear to god, when the kid said “what’s that?” I thought he didn’t what is a girl. see it for yourself 2:10

  • @skyshale
    @skyshale 5 років тому +242

    Me: *Heart beats*
    EP: GIVE MY SON YOUR HEART NOW

    • @neptune039
      @neptune039 5 років тому

      Lps medicine :3 I found the exact same thing except with lungs

    • @skyshale
      @skyshale 5 років тому

      Huh, cool

    • @matej6961
      @matej6961 5 років тому

      @@skyshale GACHA

    • @skyshale
      @skyshale 5 років тому

      Matthew gacha y e a h

    • @skyshale
      @skyshale 5 років тому

      Oof, I know there’s a lot of these