Phantom Pikachu0 oh boy. OH BOY. I can fucking relate to this. You’d be surprised. I too have an entitled aunt with a semi-entitled child. I was playing San Andreas and I was trying to convince her that it wouldn’t be good for her son as he won’t understand this kinda game (you know why if you’ve played it). She told my mother that it was a pornographic game and I shouldn’t be playing it either. It was taken away from me, and my aunt snuck it away and gave it to her son.
on that comment i probably would've been like "is this how you treat your familly?" *pointing at mom crying* "then go ahead, show your son he's your familly too, or even better, let me show you, that you're part of mine" *prepares hands to slap her*
@@reve9260 dude I feel you! My parent (mother only cause father left) are really religious and when I told her I am an atheist she flipped and kicked me out! I've basically left her for 5 years until she started to message me about how she needed money
My parents are often busy with work so when I was around 5 they hired a Phillipino woman to take care of me and my brothers. She came all the way to France to have enough to pays for her 2 sister's college fees. She's been with us for so long I think of her as my elder sister. Now we pay for her appartement and everything so she can get a decent life for her sister and herself 11 months after the video but it felt too good to not share it
No character in Ratatouille ever sent the food back for being too cold, yes I legitimately just watched Ratatouille to be sure, and yes it's still a great fucking cartoon
Plot twist: it's a Chinese knock off and already doesn't work. How to turn an EP into a ProRevenge story: Play it cool and let her walk off with it then call the police to get her snowflake ass arrested for theft. >:D
She was just using it as an excuse to get something expensive for free and instead all she did was forever alienate her nephew and dying sister. Fucking bitch.
@@JaelinBezel i would LOVE to see an entitled person.. i would seriously LOVE to come in contact with one of those things, it would make my day. BUT fortunately i don't live in the US (the natural habitat for those creatures) so i will probably never see one.
@@nikoappsmuggred7220 The U.S seems like its the common habitat for thos blokes because I believe they tried that crap in other countries, failed, and relocated to the us than began to breed. Unfortunately, Me and a lot of good people live in the U.S with these vile creatures, fortunately, other places seem to lack them. Eh thats just my thesis tho.
I guess kicking out and banning the aunt from the house was enough, but I’m surprised that the guy didn’t consider pressing charges for aggravated assault (Unless you can’t do that at 16?).
@@origins4454 If someone were as stupid to slap my mom like that sadly I woldn't be the first beating the crap out of their face, that would be my mom, and really don't know if still could do it, cause I'm sure she woldn't leave anything behind.
The part where the little girl yelled “DADDY” that gets me feeling weird and I’m like “Oh my god what am I watching!” And I just remembered that he said about the girls and all that stuff 🤦🏻♀️😂😓
Me (the 1st I watched this): WOOOOAH Me (this time):so it’s ok for you to BACKHAND your sister WELL IMA GIVE YOU SOMETHING (if we are being honest I thought OP was gonna slap her back (the 1st time I watched this)but is the best REVAGE IVE EVER HEARD)
If my Aunt slapped my mom WHILE she had cancer, i would have slapped her back, and throw her out the house. (AINT NO ONE GONNA SLAP MY MOMMA! I LOVE HER!)
entitled parents in a nutshell person: *has thing* EP: can my kid use that person: no... its my thing EP: you dont have to be rude! my son has straight A's! person: no. EP: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm pretty sure she let's her "lil' poo" watch him, even when the majority of his shows come with a "mature content warning"... where's CPS when you need 'em
Ugh my EM is like that too whenever she sees me having new stuff. I do art for extra allowance so I could buy stuff that I need or want and whenever my EM sees this she would always ask where did I get the money to buy almost hinting that I stole some from her.
Due to OCD, I have a LOT of pent-up fury. So I'd probably smash a chair over that lady's head, then slash at her face with the closest thing I grab, or even just my hands.
If that happens to my mom, I'd usually keep my silence and grab the nearest sharp object to stab them. I have emotion repressive issues and mom pampered me a lot during my vents, I don't think I can be myself if someone slaps someone who looked after me at my worst.
If you hear a little kid running up your stairs when you are up there you should pause your game minimize the tab and switch to solitaire they will leave you alone Edit: I did this as a tip not as criticism so I hope it helps you guys out
Can I have A life plz I do this all the time whenever the hellions are over so much easier then trying to explain to them they won’t be using my $1000 pc well they have a cup of juice
Imagine if the "game" actually was what the Entitled Aunt thought the it was. Also nobody DARES to even raise their voice at my mom, we got each other's backs.
I'm dying a bit. I've never played Bioshock 1 or 2 but my younger siblings have, so I've seen how gruesome the game can be. The fact the entitled aunt continued to call it porn (pretty sure everybody is dressed still) that has generous amounts of blood and disfigured bodies and then demanded to have it to give it to her son is supidly funny.
EP:An amazing stupid animal who will double down on an erroneous assumption when presented with evidence to the contrary. Also see "Ravenous Bugblatter beast of Traal" - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. An amazing stupid animal who believes if you can't see it, it can't see you. %}
Bitch if a game is porn Then im more evil than satan. Even though satan has got nothing on my 6tb collection of comics,pictures,gifs,hentai,videos, manga and games
It's so funny watch this again and notice how fast rSlash is talking, and now he reads the stories very calmly taking his time because he knows this is some good shit
TheCityCat if I encountered that I would just run away even if they try even if they tried to steal something of mine I will just run away before they could even steal anything
Whenever I remember about bioshock 2 is just my first experience playing the game and Choosing to harvest the little girl it still freaks me out a little
@@joeiken3357 Cool they can ban my xbox live account. I can just make a new one for free. Oh Wait you can't get it banned because your full of so much horse shit that its clogging your brain.
@@rich2583 I've known people stupid enough and entitled enough to picture them doing some of these things. I'm sure some of these are probably fake, but I'm also sure it's nearly as many as you'd think/hope
I don’t know why but this channel is the only r/subject channel I can watch.. It’s clean, straightforward, and has just the right amount of commentary. It’s not that his voice is ‘ASMR’ it’s just extremely bearable to listen to. Keep it up- I enjoy these videos every day! Edit: It’s less that I don’t like anyone else, rather I prefer rSlash over the rest right now. And by clean I mean the editing, v/o, etc. not cursing lmao I don’t mind obscenities :D
NayshunNinja Same. I watched another channel before I found this one, and every time the F word was read, the guy said it like Connor McGregor. It was super annoying.
Calls his game porn, then proceeds to try to give it to her son. What kind of parent is that?
An incomprehensibly, incalculably hypocritical parent.
She may not be as dumb as we think and just was trying to get a loaded pc for free
LOL JUST NOTICED THIS XD
Phantom Pikachu0 oh boy. OH BOY. I can fucking relate to this. You’d be surprised. I too have an entitled aunt with a semi-entitled child. I was playing San Andreas and I was trying to convince her that it wouldn’t be good for her son as he won’t understand this kinda game (you know why if you’ve played it). She told my mother that it was a pornographic game and I shouldn’t be playing it either. It was taken away from me, and my aunt snuck it away and gave it to her son.
Club 97.5 Idaho's #1 Hit Music a six year old cock....
"We're family"
After slapping her own sister across the face just because she tried to de-escalate the situation. Family, right!
not just that but his mom was fighting cancer too! she slapped a CANCER PATIENT!
The best comeback is “Then treat me as such.”
on that comment i probably would've been like "is this how you treat your familly?" *pointing at mom crying* "then go ahead, show your son he's your familly too, or even better, let me show you, that you're part of mine" *prepares hands to slap her*
@@Ferdyn94 everything ok until the last line
If my sister slapped me I'll kick her arse.
EA: slaps sister
OP: I'm bout to end this women's whole carrier
lol
😂
I'm about to end this employees whole career.
Ethan Akery let him have his moment
carrier
Can we just take a moment for that awesome older brother who was saving for his little sisters college fee?!
Just because he’s an atheist doesn’t mean you can’t disown your own son! They’re not only selfish but religious nutjobs
@@sailorathena17 A majority of Filipinos r catholic. Havent told mine that ive stepped away from religion. Idk how they'll react. Big sad
REVE9 total bummer man,I hope you get a good reaction
@@reve9260 dude I feel you! My parent (mother only cause father left) are really religious and when I told her I am an atheist she flipped and kicked me out! I've basically left her for 5 years until she started to message me about how she needed money
My parents are often busy with work so when I was around 5 they hired a Phillipino woman to take care of me and my brothers. She came all the way to France to have enough to pays for her 2 sister's college fees. She's been with us for so long I think of her as my elder sister. Now we pay for her appartement and everything so she can get a decent life for her sister and herself
11 months after the video but it felt too good to not share it
i am happy for the mom that survived cancer
The fuck
She faked it
@@Club975Idahos1HitMusicJerome wtf r u talking about
She used uno reverse card and passed it to her sister
@@Club975Idahos1HitMusicJerome WTF Is wrong if you JK, but if it's not an r/woooooosh you can die...
No character in Ratatouille ever sent the food back for being too cold, yes I legitimately just watched Ratatouille to be sure, and yes it's still a great fucking cartoon
Not all heroes wear capes
Maybe he watched Gordon Ramsay
Is this it cheif?
@@fatengierat9290 Then it should have been "When was this made?"
@lelwut im guessing you're Hungarian 😂
I forgot that EA is entitled aunt and not Electronic Arts. Heh, wouldn't make much difference...
Or EA sports
*To ThE gAmE*
Been looking for this comment lol
True, they both want large amounts of money and don't give a shit about you.
EA SPORTS: INTERRUPTING THE GAME
@@andrewpennell7920 "to the game" lmao
Oh, really, they aren't the same?
EA: *Slaps OP's mom*
OP: OUT NOW!!!!
EA: We're familly!
*Boss theme starts playing as OP starts radiating a dark aura*
OP: OUT.....NOW!
G I O R N O T H E M E P L A Y S
EA: why do I hear boss music?
if that ever happen to i would shit my self
I would of said we may be blood related but that doesn’t make us family.
Why the hell do I hear megalovania
*Sees video game violence from a game with late 2009 graphics*
WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT !?
@@someboi7815 she probably dosent gets the D thats why shes so angry 🤷♀️🤷♂️
those polygons are just super sexy aren't they, too bad it wasn't extremely old Tomb Raider, she would have lost her shit on those triangular boobs
I like trash
I wonder what she saw as a kid if that looks like porn
@@HmongHeroo 😂😂😂😂
The kid is 5.
He is 16.
Wtf
How is it the same.
Yeee
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Cup of Tae with some Suga and a Kookie RREEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY??????????????
EM ThEre'S oNlY a 11 YeAr dIFrReNcE
And the mom has a brain of a 1yr old
Blows up a head with a shotgun with blood splattering everywhere = porn? What universe?
I mean... Some people get off to that shit. As fucked as it is.
Our. It's called Guro.
Oh you'd be surprised. Everything is a fetish. *Everything*
Stormy the Fox
Yeah. I hear some folks have a hand fetish..
Boi
6'1 and muscly? He's almost as tall as a Jojo character and if he says get out, just get out.
DA WORLDO!!
ROAD A ROLLA!!!
Hmm I see you are a man of Culture aswell
Ah yes... greetings my fellow cult brothers
@@shuunknown Welcome and as we are greeted in our sect.
Are You really trying to shoot me? I like You.
*jotaros theme plays as OP walks toward EA*
i find it funny how "EA" wants money
LA CATRINA Lmao you dont get it
@@hfiabdnwjbf nah they totally got it. Overpriced "no-anger" DLC and overpriced "Anti-theft" DLC.
@@Lenara2103 😂
Hahahahah
LMAO
GIMME YOUR GODDAMN XBOX
*proceeds to grab the samsung smart fridge*
Not the samsung smart fridge
Hah that's a good one
UNDERRATED
My head hurts from laughing now. Goddamnit. XD
Plot twist: it's a Chinese knock off and already doesn't work.
How to turn an EP into a ProRevenge story: Play it cool and let her walk off with it then call the police to get her snowflake ass arrested for theft. >:D
Steal porn? It's 2019, that's like stealing air.
I'll steal your carbon dioxide
She was just using it as an excuse to get something expensive for free and instead all she did was forever alienate her nephew and dying sister. Fucking bitch.
@@JaelinBezel i would LOVE to see an entitled person.. i would seriously LOVE to come in contact with one of those things, it would make my day.
BUT fortunately i don't live in the US (the natural habitat for those creatures) so i will probably never see one.
God danm you Adam bless ur heart
@@nikoappsmuggred7220 The U.S seems like its the common habitat for thos blokes because I believe they tried that crap in other countries, failed, and relocated to the us than began to breed. Unfortunately, Me and a lot of good people live in the U.S with these vile creatures, fortunately, other places seem to lack them. Eh thats just my thesis tho.
EA: An Aunt that asks for money
EA: A company that is famous for its micro transactions and in-app purchases
Oh god-
I swear I get it confused and always think it’s talking about EA SPORTS
Austin Draws it’s in the game
Coinedence? I think not!!!!
What the Frick. I thought of that just before I read this
If you slap my mom, I hope you know sign language cause ALL YOU GONNA SEE IS THESE HANDS
i’m gonna steal that
*fOr MYYY kId!*
I guess kicking out and banning the aunt from the house was enough, but I’m surprised that the guy didn’t consider pressing charges for aggravated assault (Unless you can’t do that at 16?).
I would literally beat the crap out of anyone who does that.
Lol ima steal that
@@origins4454 If someone were as stupid to slap my mom like that sadly I woldn't be the first beating the crap out of their face, that would be my mom, and really don't know if still could do it, cause I'm sure she woldn't leave anything behind.
"We need the money!"
"Well i needed parents who would love and support me so...🤷♀️"
Welcome to philippines mate
Martin Tolentino I may be catholic and all that but WAIT?! THEY CRUCIFY YOU FOR NOT BEING CATHOLIC?!
Thanos I dunno what they would say if their son will change his religion to Islam or something else
I like how they ask for money and they say he’s ungrateful to them as his parents even though they disowned him
"WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT!!?!?"
...uh, the "not" kind?
its the "ITS NOT A PORN YOU SICK LADY" kind ^^
LOL
That's when you just say "Oh, it's the kind you can buy at Wal*Mart. It's in the same isle as kid's entertainment."
@@prince_nocturne is Mr or Mrs wall there if they aren't how is your ceiling standing up
That porn is sick
Give it to my son
The part where the little girl yelled “DADDY” that gets me feeling weird and I’m like “Oh my god what am I watching!” And I just remembered that he said about the girls and all that stuff 🤦🏻♀️😂😓
I played Bioshock 2. Those Little Sisters are so precious.
" Calling people Daddy is gross "
" Stop kink shaming me! "
" Kink shaming is my kink. "
*EK SCREAMS*
I'm dead inside 😐
what if you kink shame yourself?
@@KarmaTheKing UNLIMITED POWER!
@@kron0k xD
@@austingonza6828 yo same
The first one made my blood boil.I am not a patient guy so if they touch my mom they will probaly be at the hospital.
And 10 feet under
minEcrAft hAckEr and arms broken
If someone so much as looked at my mom the wrong way there would be no evidence that they ever existed at all
If someone touched my mom they would,DNT be there they would be in hell
Me too!
There is nothing worse than the EA. It makes you pay dlc for anything
"Entitled Asshole Sports! It's in the game!"
most underrated comment.
Orbit O ya lol
EA sports it's in the dlc
PWAAAHAHAHAHAHHA
Porn? Excuse me did you mean VIDEOS OF PEOPLE HUGGING PASSIONATELY
i think ur a kid
You are a fool, you mean *UNNECESSARY MATING*
@@panzerkampfwagenaufiid you mean NOT STUDYING THE BLADE???
@@sirdigsbytheteadrinker8867 I think you mean investigating the wiener
It's not even that in this context. It's just a game where you have a big drill. I freakin love Bioshock, by the way.
How dare she insult the PC by calling it a console?
also r/choosingbeggars?
I actually have see someone who used a Xbox controller on a Ps4...*TRIGGERD*
At least she didn't said "give us your NINTENDOSSSSSSSSSSS"
"I'M TAKING YOUR XBOX!" *proceeds to take an Apple Watch*
yeah, PC doesn't have any great exclusive games.
@@theracoon8807 I'm sorry WHAT
Of course the first one asked for the money it’s the EA
Nice.
I get it
I love this comment as I love videogames hardcore lmao
hahaha
FOR THE GAME
Entitled mom - **sees anything with lights cords and is a rectangular cube**
Entitled mom - GIVE ME THAT XBOX
Im dying at how funny and true this is XD
Entitled Aunt: I need a small loan of a million dollars.
Donald Trump: - in background giving a thumbs-up -
Im not the only one that thought of this then 😂
@@kinoko87_b yea
Lmmmmbo
Lmfao
Not gonna lie, these videos are pure rage fuel.
QuantumXero *stops video to rant for a bit
*plays video to find next rant
(commits murder)
These are what I watch before opening rock music and starting to rip and tear some heads
Is it weird that his voice matches every single character he narrates lol
Oh and it not dang-jew it's dan-ge
Ehem
Deadly Fedora *den-ge
@@DngruPopl what do you have against germans
nothing in particular.Why? Is the guy I replied to a German?
*den -gu
EA: **proceeds to slap mom**
The boy: GTFO.
EA: bUt We'Re FaMiLy
Me: ok? you literally slapped your sister across the face-
Ur profile pic is amazing 👌
EA: *BUT WE’RE FAMILY*
Ea going to die level 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Me (the 1st I watched this): WOOOOAH
Me (this time):so it’s ok for you to BACKHAND your sister WELL IMA GIVE YOU SOMETHING
(if we are being honest I thought OP was gonna slap her back (the 1st time I watched this)but is the best REVAGE IVE EVER HEARD)
I would knock her shit out if she did that to my mom😡
Hell yeah, i love bioshock.
(PS HOW DO I DEFEAT THE FIRST BOSS IN BIOSHOCK 2 , THE BIG SISTER OR WHATEVER MY AMMO KEEPS RUNNING OUT).
I led her to other enemy's like big daddy's and stuff
And once you defeat her other big sisters will come throughout the story and near the end you fight 2 at once
I know this because I've beat all the Bioshock games😏
You don't kill it, it's a time trial to survive, after awhile Big Sister fucks off
@@logicalwren2326 well it all depends on which one
If my Aunt slapped my mom WHILE she had cancer, i would have slapped her back, and throw her out the house.
(AINT NO ONE GONNA SLAP MY MOMMA! I LOVE HER!)
You still have her my mom's dead...
Isaiah Niedo I hope she is looking down on u proud
@@jakeciccarello1696 use words jake. Your a goldensoul. And *Isaiah Niedo*, im bet that she loves you very much.
Kris Taylor I wouldn’t even hesitated TO SLAP THE ABSOLUTE HELL OUT OF THEM cancer or not
@@hashiramasenju6072 I am sorry for you. That must be very hard. I think I couldn´t stand this.
entitled parents in a nutshell
person: *has thing*
EP: can my kid use that
person: no... its my thing
EP: you dont have to be rude! my son has straight A's!
person: no.
EP: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bootstrap925
Definition of Entitled parents
Lmao
You forgot the ''my son deserves it'' part
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ah ja, sehr gut
If that kid said it's cold to me I would pour all the hot chocolate is his face and say "HOWS THAT FOR COLD?!?"
Doubt
Sebastian Powers 😂 👌
Dam son
*pulls out flamethrower while grinning* don't worry, you'll be warm in no time.
@@JustinVanDeKamp *pulls out meat scepter*
EA: *but we're family!*
Also EA: **slaps sister**
EP : GIVE ME UR XBOX
Picks up the car
Um its a PC hahaha
Nichole Sy he FRICKING KNOWS THAT ITS A JOKE!! QUIT SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF EVERY ACTUAL COMMENT!!!
Wolf n Elina Calm down, go get therapy cause holy damn it looks like your gonna jump out of the screen and scream.
Strength level 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Faze Plays ITS OVER 9000!
1:39
You sure the EA's kid didn't watch *Gordon Ramsay* ?
I'm pretty sure she let's her "lil' poo" watch him, even when the majority of his shows come with a "mature content warning"... where's CPS when you need 'em
ITS *_RAW_*
"gordan"
Curios Bunni *FOCKIN' RAW*
*L A M B*
*S A U C E*
Props to that kid who defended his mother however he could.
Ugh my EM is like that too whenever she sees me having new stuff. I do art for extra allowance so I could buy stuff that I need or want and whenever my EM sees this she would always ask where did I get the money to buy almost hinting that I stole some from her.
"I play a gane called bioshock 2"
Me: *FANGIRL MODE FULL BLAST*
Fan girl level 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
@@playzify6357 wtf
“I play a *GANE* ”
Nerds: *FULL AUTO CORRECC MODE ULTIMATE*
@@gabrielmarques8943 me and my big fingers 😅
@@playzify6357 just add 1
K: dies in gta
Em: WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT!! ITS TRAUMATIZING EK NOW GIVE IT TO HIM SO HE CAN HAVE IT
Well gta had porn too
Nichole Sy you are literally sucking the life out of every comment
@@nicholesy4483 Only one title where it was hidden away.
Smarts level 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
@@wolfnelina8193 y u in the comment i saw
Em:sees violence
Em:Gimme the dirty stuff for the stain
Wtf I was scrolling through the comments and there's a guy with a Squidward profile pic right above this.
6:26
EK:(his face is grinning and puts up his thumb)
EA: ArE yOU SerioUs
When he narrated that she slapped his (sick?) mom, I was clenching my fist. I would have lost more than just cool.
If ANYBODY hurt my mother, my father, or my brother, I wouldn't just yell. I'd kick, I'd claw, and I'd certainly as hell would bite.
Due to OCD, I have a LOT of pent-up fury. So I'd probably smash a chair over that lady's head, then slash at her face with the closest thing I grab, or even just my hands.
For real man. Aint no one gonna slap my momma without a *proper* lesson afterwards
Gimmie that plasmid daddy!
If that happens to my mom, I'd usually keep my silence and grab the nearest sharp object to stab them. I have emotion repressive issues and mom pampered me a lot during my vents, I don't think I can be myself if someone slaps someone who looked after me at my worst.
Ep:slaps my mom. I HATE YOU!!!!! I DIVORCED YOUR BROTHER ANYWAY!!!
Me:GET OUT NOW!!!!
Ep:WeRe FaMiLy!!!😭😭😭😭😭
Why are people like that 🤦♂️
I would slap the EP so hard that she would be in a coma for 50 years
And if we're family, you slap your sister? Yeah, think not
That reminded me of breaking bad lmao
If you hear a little kid running up your stairs when you are up there you should pause your game minimize the tab and switch to solitaire they will leave you alone
Edit: I did this as a tip not as criticism so I hope it helps you guys out
Can I have A life plz I do this all the time whenever the hellions are over so much easier then trying to explain to them they won’t be using my $1000 pc well they have a cup of juice
Swap to chess.com and that has the same effect. Trust me.
In other words, basically make yourself look boring. Heh, heck yeah.
I think the little sisters call him 'mr. bubbles' because of his diving suit and the fact Rapture is an underwater city
rSlash. Did u notice that entiteled aunt said EA and EA wanted money from that person.
EA: *Wants Money*
EA SPORTS
EA why not Æ
TO THE GAME
r/gamingcirclejerk
@@mrko3960 fordi jeg ville ikke
What does both EA'S want from you?
*your money....... All of it*
Entitle aunts and..
Electronic arts
@@yinyang1217 yes, that is the joke
100th like...
Uh um
*Dutch Van Der Linde wants to know your location*
@@Leontious Im watching vid same time as you...
I can’t wait for the next episode “GIVE MY SON YOUR TICKET TO HEAVEN!!!”
Give my son your gun NOW
give my son your youtube channel NOW
Give my son your kidney NOW
Give my son your son NOW!
give my son your ruoy nos ym evig NOW!
"Give my son your porn"
*Looks at my 30GB porn folder*
"That's gonna take a while"
"here take take this like-- now give it back and fuck off!"
Channel isn't monetized, still doesn't swear. UA-cam give this guy his ads!
Nightcore Demon he has ads but I don’t think they are his
He has ads?
I got some ads.
Friendly neighbourhood Dogger No, he has AIDS
Ghostly_Gaming LMFAO
The aunt story gave me the *TENDERNESS AND JUICES OF JUSTICE*
Imagine if the "game" actually was what the Entitled Aunt thought the it was.
Also nobody DARES to even raise their voice at my mom, we got each other's backs.
so basically South Park The Stick of Truth?
imagine walking into a room and then hearing
*"DADDY"*
0:20 a SMALL loan of a MILLION DOLLARS 👌👌💵$$$
Space Dragon lmao was just thinking that
i was about 2 fuggin comment that
Crap you beat me to it
No wait, this Comment is fake news Media. Wrong!
Trump saying wrong is my favorite anime moment
@@xxalex423xx do you know what anime is?
I'm dying a bit. I've never played Bioshock 1 or 2 but my younger siblings have, so I've seen how gruesome the game can be. The fact the entitled aunt continued to call it porn (pretty sure everybody is dressed still) that has generous amounts of blood and disfigured bodies and then demanded to have it to give it to her son is supidly funny.
EP:An amazing stupid animal who will double down on an erroneous assumption when presented with evidence to the contrary. Also see "Ravenous Bugblatter beast of Traal" - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. An amazing stupid animal who believes if you can't see it, it can't see you. %}
@@loka7783 perfect! 🤣👍
Well, we don't know what kind of porn that Entitled Mother is used to ;P
@@SartorialDragon (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Keksie 👏👏👏👏👏👏🤯
Me: First
Entitled parent: Give my son your comment!
i saw your name and am totaly willing to contribute. subbed
You got a sub from me my dude
Great comment. And anyone who uses THAT photo of Sal as their profile picture gets a sub from me. Good luck in your quest.
I hope your quest is finished.
@@akirakolappalainen3618 hey kid, want some cringe
Lol dengue is pronounced “den-geh/gay” not denjoo
Fun facts, eh
Accept him for who he is (definitely not an American)
R/Slash: suffering from denjuuuuuu
It's pronounced how it would spell where I'm from. As in "deng - gue (gu eh)"
my entire country (Singapore) pronounce it as 'deng-gee' and the cases here are crazy
If Bioshock 2 is porn then I’m fine sinning all the way to rapture
What about Columbia though?That whole city is RELIGIOUS
And i thought i could beat my meat by playong fortnite and playing as a girl witha skirt🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣 (no i dont this is a joke)
Bitch if a game is porn
Then im more evil than satan. Even though satan has got nothing on my 6tb collection of comics,pictures,gifs,hentai,videos, manga and games
Hell if video games are porn than Satan can eat my asshole for all I care
TheCoolest Snail
Try 29 TBs haha
Satan’s Might Get A Heart Attack As If Someone Wrote Satan’s Name In The Death Note. :)
The story about the "porn" the reaction after EA hitting mom is gold and made my day!
Wah?
Oh boy,Bioshock is my favorite porn
YESH
THAT NICE MOAN WHEN YOU BLOW THEIR HEADS OFF
HENRY Gaming66671 oh man those little sisters 😩😂
@@woodrow03babygoats83 yeah? Police? This man right here.
“Porn”= *boom* daddy OwO
EA= reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
It's so funny watch this again and notice how fast rSlash is talking, and now he reads the stories very calmly taking his time because he knows this is some good shit
6:30 WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT!!?!? Lmfao this killed me xD
Zeyetex same 😂
Not just that but what friggin porn requires you to push keys for it to move.
@@AdamSwiggitySwooty
The good kind.
People dying is my fav porn kink lol
Oh yea blood and gore gives me big boner
YESSS ENTITLED PARENTS. I hate them all already I love it.
TheCityCat if I encountered that I would just run away
even if they try even if they tried to steal something of mine I will just run away before they could even steal anything
I hate them and as terrible as this sounds find them funny the stories about them not what actually happens
@Amazing1985 Please stop.
Weeb Power i wasnt see that bitch lasagna
Entitled Kid: I don’t like hot chocolate, I *LOVE* it, and if I don’t love it, I don’t
*S W A L L O W*
[B] S U C C
I would like hot chocolate *O N A S P I T*
Oh, nice relevant reference.
*gulp*
Its very offputting to use words "kid" and "swallow" in same sentence.
Whenever I remember about bioshock 2 is just my first experience playing the game and Choosing to harvest the little girl it still freaks me out a little
My son deserves your channel because he would upload more
My channel deserves your son, because i say so!
I love the inside joke of this so much.
EP: GIVE ME YOU'RE XBOX
ME: ok *gives a lamp*
MY FNAF BUDDY!!!! (Even though y’all are a murderer) I DONT CARE!!!
@@wolfnelina8193 lol
😂 😆 😝LOL 😂 😆 😝 LOL
@@xxxsad5961 uwu ua-cam.com/video/9IHS7HhQp5Y/v-deo.html
Next time don't kill me outside of fredbears family Dinner or I will provocate a Springlock failure. XD
"GIVE MY SON YOUR PORN!!"
Not sure if that's r/Entitledparents or just really great parenting. lol
No it’s r/stupidity (even though that doesn’t exist I’m just trying to be funny)
Her son didn't wanted the porn it was the mum who wanted it for school homework
Onyx1916 I think we’d all be embarrassed if our parents stole porn for us
r/Fbiopenup
You sure mate?
EM:we are family!
OP:my mom should be saying that to YOU
Bruh the whole time during the first one I swear everytime I saw “EA” I immediately thought of the game company lol.
Me too
The EA owns EA
EA: It's In The Entitled
*EA SPORTS-*
@@wisteriapoison3624 No, just EA in general.
when he started talking about bioshick and next time he mentioned EA I thought Electronic Arts.
I think 90% of us did.
😂😂 we all did
But EA would have been like "I caught you watching porn! Now pay me $10 to continue."
@@Razzy1312 true
I thought of ea sports idk why lol XD
-That’s not how you pronounce dengue-
Another great video as always!
DENJU
DENGJUUU😂
Lmfao I'm using a bluetooth headphones and when he did the ringing I was gonna get my phone lmao
I prefer reading that as the company EA
Oliver Jarvis both like to steal shit from gamers so it works either way.
Yep. And I’m fairly certain that everyone wants to see EA burn to the ground.
Give me your X Box or else my mom works with Microsoft aND CAN GET YOU BANNED
@@joeiken3357 Cool they can ban my xbox live account. I can just make a new one for free. Oh Wait you can't get it banned because your full of so much horse shit that its clogging your brain.
@@mwperk02 and you cant take a joke. Lmao.
If someone did this to my mum then a choke slam would be in order, idc who it is.
Even the mafia boss? And a cop?
Isaiah Niedo Especially a mafia boss or cop
Same here! Police? Don't give 2 shits. President? Don't give 2 shits. Only my mom can smack herself.
if someone had hit my mom in front of me or anyone in my family they would be leaving via closed window after "falling down the stairs".
@@thechristmassuperluigigame9535 bet
@Lucky 7 I agree why hit them till they almost die? When you could simply murder their child (will hurt more than anything to the parent)
@Troll Handsome if she hit my mother she will suffer no matter the cost
I would call the cops and cps because:
1. She hit my mom
2. She wanted her child to watch the violent game
@@thechristmassuperluigigame9535 lmao i can see youre a true xxxtentacion fan following his path
EK walks in the room without knocking
OP: WAIT THAT’S ILLEGAL
@@AccurateAsian Hold Up
Hope you never run out of screaming ladies pictures for your videos, they make a nice thumbnail.
exelion100 speaking of, where can I find your profile picture
NOICE
K: *Kills a chicken in Minecraft*
EA: WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT!?
Imagine if she sees a lama spits in minecraft
@@mrb00ce2 lmao, that would be GOLD
@@iicandy_pop4338 lol
•Sees a Llama spit• *I KNEW YOU WERE WATCHING PORN!!!*
@@iicandy_pop4338 give that sick porn to my son
Me: *breathes*
EP: *GIVE MY SON UR AIR NOW MY CHILD HAS GOOD GRADES*
Me: *is alive*
EP: *LET MY SON TAKE YOUR LIFE, HE HAS GOOD GRADES AND DESERVES IT MORE*
Me: *walks*
EP: *GIVE ME YOUR STEPS MY SON DESERVES IT MORE AND HE HAVES GOOD GRADES*
Me: **Exists**
EP: *OH MY GOD, YOU'RE TRAUMATIZING MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BOY! HAVE YOU NO SHAME? I'M CALLING THE COPS!!*
Me : breathes out
EP: YOU JUST TRIED TO POISON MY PERFECT CHILD WITH YOUR BAD AIR.
Me (reply)= F.ck that child and f.ck you lady. İ dont give a flying f.ck about your child. Now f.ck off
EA asked for a small loan
Yep, sounds like something EA would do
Bioshock is awesome. Just thought I would say that.
Edit:HOW THE FECK DID THIS GET OVER 600 LIKES?! I just said I liked Bioshock😂😂😂
Batman the great F@CK YEAH IT IS!!!
Exactly, problem is, I’m trash at it, but bioshock 2 and the third one I forgot the name of, I almost beat it.
I actually just bought both games on steam, love them a lot!
I have played the 1st part and bioshock infinite but never the second part , though I get it
It's better on shrooms. just saying. 😁
How he pronounced dengue is awasome😂😂
gacha boy lol
gachatard
I’m so glad someone else thought it too
Denjoo x'D
EA>But we're family!
Also EA>Slaps own sister
Entitled People logic 100
EA is always bad. From aunties to game developers
EA: but we’re family
Me:(remembered all the micro-transactions it wanted me to buy) oh really?
i swear thats what they all say, at some point there going to say we're family and then proceed to kill that family member
UA-cam video of the Year award for best actor in a drama series.
*entitled parents only want one thing and its disgusting*
Everything
So true.
I laughed harder than I should have.
4:26
Oh christ! Not electronic arts forcing you to play their games!!!
my thoughts whenever I read "ea"
StormyWeather lmao I thought education assistant (or teachers assistant)
If that was me I would’ve lost my shit like Wolverine escaping the weapon X facility.
Your 6 seconds off
Dengue is pronounced den-ghee. It's quite common in S.E. Asia and can be deadly if untreated.
About to say this but you already did
I'm Indian. I've ALWAYS heard DEN-GOO
Den-geh in the Philippines, which is where the last story is set so...
Den-gay in the Caribbean
EA: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY NOW
Get it? The company?
Underrated comment .
The phone ringing made me think I was getting a call😂
Wait, u get phone calls?
I never get calls
Robocalls for car insurance
The first story actually pissed me off
same
Its fake. All these are fake
@@rich2583 I've known people stupid enough and entitled enough to picture them doing some of these things. I'm sure some of these are probably fake, but I'm also sure it's nearly as many as you'd think/hope
Rich D lol you obviously have no idea how awful people are
@@rich2583 You be suprised by how idiotic People can be
my reaction to the title:
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F-
Same XD
Me : What the fluck....well time to delete my search history
and i was like "wtf nigga"
I was waiting for one of the EM's to literally demand porn for their kids. xD
Same
Me: HOLY FU* ON A FU* SANDWHICH EXPECT HOLD.THE SIDE OF FU*
Me: *Plays Minecraft*
Also Me: *Kills Pig*
EA: *WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT?*
Furya I mean.............could be amazing. lol
I don’t know why but this channel is the only r/subject channel I can watch.. It’s clean, straightforward, and has just the right amount of commentary. It’s not that his voice is ‘ASMR’ it’s just extremely bearable to listen to. Keep it up- I enjoy these videos every day!
Edit: It’s less that I don’t like anyone else, rather I prefer rSlash over the rest right now. And by clean I mean the editing, v/o, etc. not cursing lmao I don’t mind obscenities :D
NayshunNinja Same. I watched another channel before I found this one, and every time the F word was read, the guy said it like Connor McGregor. It was super annoying.
"extremely bearable". is this even a compliment? :D
ITS CLEAN
so you dont count p*** as profanity.
He actually adds to the stroy, and fixing mistakes that are present. Other channels read it line to line.
Try Voiceyhere. He's really good. No hate to r slash
Big Daddy handled that Baby Jane splicer of an aunt and her bratty Boy of Silence.
F.Y.I: those are Bioshock characters.
1981deloreanfan Yeee I love Bioshock
You just described a porn scene.
YYYAAAASSS
@@DGneoseeker1 NOW GIVE ME YOUR XBOX YOU DIRTY DOER!
DGneoseeker1 I am not kidding, those are the actual names of Bioshock characters.
I literally never sleep now, because i've started watching this channel...
That's so sad.
@@scy454 Alexa play Despacito. (I had too)