r/Entitledparents "GIVE MY SON YOUR P*RN!"

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  • @Phika_
    @Phika_ 5 років тому +4588

    Calls his game porn, then proceeds to try to give it to her son. What kind of parent is that?

    • @129140163
      @129140163 5 років тому +178

      An incomprehensibly, incalculably hypocritical parent.

    • @mranderson9553
      @mranderson9553 5 років тому +173

      She may not be as dumb as we think and just was trying to get a loaded pc for free

    • @just_dapper2879
      @just_dapper2879 5 років тому +25

      LOL JUST NOTICED THIS XD

    • @DementedLycan
      @DementedLycan 5 років тому +58

      Phantom Pikachu0 oh boy. OH BOY. I can fucking relate to this. You’d be surprised. I too have an entitled aunt with a semi-entitled child. I was playing San Andreas and I was trying to convince her that it wouldn’t be good for her son as he won’t understand this kinda game (you know why if you’ve played it). She told my mother that it was a pornographic game and I shouldn’t be playing it either. It was taken away from me, and my aunt snuck it away and gave it to her son.

    • @DementedLycan
      @DementedLycan 5 років тому +6

      Club 97.5 Idaho's #1 Hit Music a six year old cock....

  • @chrispham6599
    @chrispham6599 5 років тому +1190

    "We're family"
    After slapping her own sister across the face just because she tried to de-escalate the situation. Family, right!

    • @kighr3
      @kighr3 4 роки тому +53

      not just that but his mom was fighting cancer too! she slapped a CANCER PATIENT!

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 4 роки тому +21

      The best comeback is “Then treat me as such.”

    • @Ferdyn94
      @Ferdyn94 4 роки тому +18

      on that comment i probably would've been like "is this how you treat your familly?" *pointing at mom crying* "then go ahead, show your son he's your familly too, or even better, let me show you, that you're part of mine" *prepares hands to slap her*

    • @lightningbolt171
      @lightningbolt171 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ferdyn94 everything ok until the last line

    • @dumbartist864
      @dumbartist864 4 роки тому

      If my sister slapped me I'll kick her arse.

  • @Established2768
    @Established2768 5 років тому +1814

    EA: slaps sister
    OP: I'm bout to end this women's whole carrier

  • @janani1826
    @janani1826 5 років тому +458

    Can we just take a moment for that awesome older brother who was saving for his little sisters college fee?!

    • @sailorathena17
      @sailorathena17 4 роки тому +6

      Just because he’s an atheist doesn’t mean you can’t disown your own son! They’re not only selfish but religious nutjobs

    • @reve9260
      @reve9260 4 роки тому +5

      @@sailorathena17 A majority of Filipinos r catholic. Havent told mine that ive stepped away from religion. Idk how they'll react. Big sad

    • @Hailey.28
      @Hailey.28 4 роки тому +2

      REVE9 total bummer man,I hope you get a good reaction

    • @cursed_boibruh1041
      @cursed_boibruh1041 4 роки тому +3

      @@reve9260 dude I feel you! My parent (mother only cause father left) are really religious and when I told her I am an atheist she flipped and kicked me out! I've basically left her for 5 years until she started to message me about how she needed money

    • @victorbenoin4732
      @victorbenoin4732 4 роки тому +7

      My parents are often busy with work so when I was around 5 they hired a Phillipino woman to take care of me and my brothers. She came all the way to France to have enough to pays for her 2 sister's college fees. She's been with us for so long I think of her as my elder sister. Now we pay for her appartement and everything so she can get a decent life for her sister and herself
      11 months after the video but it felt too good to not share it

  • @Duck-ww4li
    @Duck-ww4li 5 років тому +637

    i am happy for the mom that survived cancer

  • @igorblyat7839
    @igorblyat7839 5 років тому +1080

    No character in Ratatouille ever sent the food back for being too cold, yes I legitimately just watched Ratatouille to be sure, and yes it's still a great fucking cartoon

    • @jamallee1510
      @jamallee1510 5 років тому +51

      Not all heroes wear capes

    • @fatengierat9290
      @fatengierat9290 5 років тому +55

      Maybe he watched Gordon Ramsay

    • @sizlakc6082
      @sizlakc6082 5 років тому

      Is this it cheif?

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 5 років тому +11

      @@fatengierat9290 Then it should have been "When was this made?"

    • @igorblyat7839
      @igorblyat7839 5 років тому +9

      @lelwut im guessing you're Hungarian 😂

  • @sadmonstaa
    @sadmonstaa 5 років тому +4670

    I forgot that EA is entitled aunt and not Electronic Arts. Heh, wouldn't make much difference...

    • @andrewpennell7920
      @andrewpennell7920 5 років тому +175

      Or EA sports
      *To ThE gAmE*

    • @jaylarcombe7530
      @jaylarcombe7530 5 років тому +33

      Been looking for this comment lol

    • @holyshaxx265
      @holyshaxx265 5 років тому +107

      True, they both want large amounts of money and don't give a shit about you.
      EA SPORTS: INTERRUPTING THE GAME

    • @yikes4946
      @yikes4946 5 років тому +15

      @@andrewpennell7920 "to the game" lmao

    • @VelvetKitsune
      @VelvetKitsune 5 років тому +8

      Oh, really, they aren't the same?

  • @herocatgirl7112
    @herocatgirl7112 4 роки тому +324

    EA: *Slaps OP's mom*
    OP: OUT NOW!!!!
    EA: We're familly!
    *Boss theme starts playing as OP starts radiating a dark aura*
    OP: OUT.....NOW!

  • @TipsyRiver
    @TipsyRiver 5 років тому +461

    *Sees video game violence from a game with late 2009 graphics*
    WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT !?

    • @satanicbtch6543
      @satanicbtch6543 5 років тому +15

      @@someboi7815 she probably dosent gets the D thats why shes so angry 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

    • @HmongHeroo
      @HmongHeroo 5 років тому +13

      those polygons are just super sexy aren't they, too bad it wasn't extremely old Tomb Raider, she would have lost her shit on those triangular boobs

    • @Clemaee
      @Clemaee 5 років тому +1

      I like trash

    • @thotslayer7434
      @thotslayer7434 5 років тому +2

      I wonder what she saw as a kid if that looks like porn

    • @veronejaquel5106
      @veronejaquel5106 5 років тому +1

      @@HmongHeroo 😂😂😂😂

  • @peripateticguy55
    @peripateticguy55 5 років тому +343

    The kid is 5.
    He is 16.
    Wtf
    How is it the same.

    • @nicholesy4483
      @nicholesy4483 5 років тому

      Yeee

    • @duolingoowl127
      @duolingoowl127 5 років тому

      Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @ryankelly3059
      @ryankelly3059 5 років тому

      Cup of Tae with some Suga and a Kookie RREEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY??????????????

    • @CaptFishy
      @CaptFishy 5 років тому +2

      EM ThEre'S oNlY a 11 YeAr dIFrReNcE

    • @seqefvdw1895
      @seqefvdw1895 5 років тому

      And the mom has a brain of a 1yr old

  • @MrPsychopathYT
    @MrPsychopathYT 5 років тому +794

    Blows up a head with a shotgun with blood splattering everywhere = porn? What universe?

  • @FBI-it1ct
    @FBI-it1ct 5 років тому +470

    6'1 and muscly? He's almost as tall as a Jojo character and if he says get out, just get out.

    • @Str8edgejon
      @Str8edgejon 5 років тому +18

      DA WORLDO!!
      ROAD A ROLLA!!!

    • @PeeachCobbler
      @PeeachCobbler 4 роки тому +18

      Hmm I see you are a man of Culture aswell

    • @shuunknown
      @shuunknown 4 роки тому +10

      Ah yes... greetings my fellow cult brothers

    • @Str8edgejon
      @Str8edgejon 4 роки тому +6

      @@shuunknown Welcome and as we are greeted in our sect.
      Are You really trying to shoot me? I like You.

    • @memberofthebrotherhood133
      @memberofthebrotherhood133 4 роки тому +7

      *jotaros theme plays as OP walks toward EA*

  • @Xandrabrella
    @Xandrabrella 5 років тому +1490

    i find it funny how "EA" wants money

    • @hfiabdnwjbf
      @hfiabdnwjbf 5 років тому +25

      LA CATRINA Lmao you dont get it

    • @Lenara2103
      @Lenara2103 5 років тому +43

      @@hfiabdnwjbf nah they totally got it. Overpriced "no-anger" DLC and overpriced "Anti-theft" DLC.

    • @cezarhg2007
      @cezarhg2007 5 років тому +6

      @@Lenara2103 😂

    • @GoodLuck-eh4sk
      @GoodLuck-eh4sk 5 років тому +2

      Hahahahah

    • @_m0zzie952
      @_m0zzie952 5 років тому +3

      LMAO

  • @vincentchen4185
    @vincentchen4185 5 років тому +2793

    GIMME YOUR GODDAMN XBOX
    *proceeds to grab the samsung smart fridge*

    • @kealintheknight9420
      @kealintheknight9420 5 років тому +101

      Not the samsung smart fridge

    • @MrPsychopathYT
      @MrPsychopathYT 5 років тому +26

      Hah that's a good one

    • @iwantyourchromosomes3567
      @iwantyourchromosomes3567 5 років тому +32

      UNDERRATED

    • @geekygoggles628
      @geekygoggles628 5 років тому +17

      My head hurts from laughing now. Goddamnit. XD

    • @Bjorn308
      @Bjorn308 5 років тому +28

      Plot twist: it's a Chinese knock off and already doesn't work.
      How to turn an EP into a ProRevenge story: Play it cool and let her walk off with it then call the police to get her snowflake ass arrested for theft. >:D

  • @adamvincent746
    @adamvincent746 5 років тому +1440

    Steal porn? It's 2019, that's like stealing air.

    • @Aceirukun
      @Aceirukun 5 років тому +112

      I'll steal your carbon dioxide

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 5 років тому +57

      She was just using it as an excuse to get something expensive for free and instead all she did was forever alienate her nephew and dying sister. Fucking bitch.

    • @nikoappsmuggred7220
      @nikoappsmuggred7220 5 років тому +40

      @@JaelinBezel i would LOVE to see an entitled person.. i would seriously LOVE to come in contact with one of those things, it would make my day.
      BUT fortunately i don't live in the US (the natural habitat for those creatures) so i will probably never see one.

    • @leonardoalejandro5007
      @leonardoalejandro5007 5 років тому

      God danm you Adam bless ur heart

    • @theepicspy570
      @theepicspy570 5 років тому +16

      @@nikoappsmuggred7220 The U.S seems like its the common habitat for thos blokes because I believe they tried that crap in other countries, failed, and relocated to the us than began to breed. Unfortunately, Me and a lot of good people live in the U.S with these vile creatures, fortunately, other places seem to lack them. Eh thats just my thesis tho.

  • @milkymuffinz6819
    @milkymuffinz6819 5 років тому +141

    EA: An Aunt that asks for money
    EA: A company that is famous for its micro transactions and in-app purchases

    • @billcipher3519
      @billcipher3519 4 роки тому +1

      Oh god-

    • @austindraws4876
      @austindraws4876 4 роки тому +1

      I swear I get it confused and always think it’s talking about EA SPORTS

    • @LoLingVo
      @LoLingVo 4 роки тому +1

      Austin Draws it’s in the game

    • @Losingstreaks
      @Losingstreaks 4 роки тому +1

      Coinedence? I think not!!!!

    • @sangenan1
      @sangenan1 4 роки тому +1

      What the Frick. I thought of that just before I read this

  • @Sky-zr2tg
    @Sky-zr2tg 5 років тому +2279

    If you slap my mom, I hope you know sign language cause ALL YOU GONNA SEE IS THESE HANDS

    • @omarkarim2280
      @omarkarim2280 5 років тому +156

      i’m gonna steal that
      *fOr MYYY kId!*

    • @Cure_Hana
      @Cure_Hana 5 років тому +53

      I guess kicking out and banning the aunt from the house was enough, but I’m surprised that the guy didn’t consider pressing charges for aggravated assault (Unless you can’t do that at 16?).

    • @origins4454
      @origins4454 5 років тому +28

      I would literally beat the crap out of anyone who does that.

    • @tattatatat5160
      @tattatatat5160 5 років тому +8

      Lol ima steal that

    • @JustinVanDeKamp
      @JustinVanDeKamp 5 років тому +22

      @@origins4454 If someone were as stupid to slap my mom like that sadly I woldn't be the first beating the crap out of their face, that would be my mom, and really don't know if still could do it, cause I'm sure she woldn't leave anything behind.

  • @timmyman1997
    @timmyman1997 5 років тому +257

    "We need the money!"
    "Well i needed parents who would love and support me so...🤷‍♀️"

    • @exzelcic
      @exzelcic 5 років тому

      Welcome to philippines mate

    • @reinerbraun9103
      @reinerbraun9103 5 років тому

      Martin Tolentino I may be catholic and all that but WAIT?! THEY CRUCIFY YOU FOR NOT BEING CATHOLIC?!

    • @wizardtnt696
      @wizardtnt696 5 років тому

      Thanos I dunno what they would say if their son will change his religion to Islam or something else

    • @bigtoebob3153
      @bigtoebob3153 5 років тому

      I like how they ask for money and they say he’s ungrateful to them as his parents even though they disowned him

  • @crypto66
    @crypto66 5 років тому +455

    "WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT!!?!?"
    ...uh, the "not" kind?

    • @isaac3747
      @isaac3747 5 років тому +23

      its the "ITS NOT A PORN YOU SICK LADY" kind ^^

    • @rSlash
      @rSlash  5 років тому +16

      LOL

    • @prince_nocturne
      @prince_nocturne 5 років тому +6

      That's when you just say "Oh, it's the kind you can buy at Wal*Mart. It's in the same isle as kid's entertainment."

    • @aaronneary1625
      @aaronneary1625 5 років тому +1

      @@prince_nocturne is Mr or Mrs wall there if they aren't how is your ceiling standing up

    • @experiencemaster1743
      @experiencemaster1743 5 років тому +3

      That porn is sick
      Give it to my son

  • @wabxyu
    @wabxyu 5 років тому +55

    The part where the little girl yelled “DADDY” that gets me feeling weird and I’m like “Oh my god what am I watching!” And I just remembered that he said about the girls and all that stuff 🤦🏻‍♀️😂😓

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 3 роки тому +4

      I played Bioshock 2. Those Little Sisters are so precious.

  • @LunringNassar
    @LunringNassar 5 років тому +2205

    " Calling people Daddy is gross "
    " Stop kink shaming me! "
    " Kink shaming is my kink. "
    *EK SCREAMS*

  • @noobsensei5870
    @noobsensei5870 5 років тому +122

    The first one made my blood boil.I am not a patient guy so if they touch my mom they will probaly be at the hospital.

    • @Stardragon-jz1gf
      @Stardragon-jz1gf 5 років тому +7

      And 10 feet under

    • @sariatora8287
      @sariatora8287 5 років тому +3

      minEcrAft hAckEr and arms broken

    • @Trash.Pandah
      @Trash.Pandah 5 років тому +2

      If someone so much as looked at my mom the wrong way there would be no evidence that they ever existed at all

    • @Alex-jn1ez
      @Alex-jn1ez 5 років тому +1

      If someone touched my mom they would,DNT be there they would be in hell

    • @sweet-sweetpineapple2817
      @sweet-sweetpineapple2817 5 років тому +1

      Me too!

  • @buckle8447
    @buckle8447 5 років тому +341

    There is nothing worse than the EA. It makes you pay dlc for anything

  • @still444
    @still444 5 років тому +117

    Porn? Excuse me did you mean VIDEOS OF PEOPLE HUGGING PASSIONATELY

    • @joxzsh9553
      @joxzsh9553 4 роки тому

      i think ur a kid

    • @panzerkampfwagenaufiid
      @panzerkampfwagenaufiid 4 роки тому +9

      You are a fool, you mean *UNNECESSARY MATING*

    • @sirdigsbytheteadrinker8867
      @sirdigsbytheteadrinker8867 4 роки тому +2

      @@panzerkampfwagenaufiid you mean NOT STUDYING THE BLADE???

    • @justarandomdude551
      @justarandomdude551 4 роки тому +3

      @@sirdigsbytheteadrinker8867 I think you mean investigating the wiener

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 2 роки тому +2

      It's not even that in this context. It's just a game where you have a big drill. I freakin love Bioshock, by the way.

  • @rafee9442
    @rafee9442 5 років тому +512

    How dare she insult the PC by calling it a console?
    also r/choosingbeggars?

    • @theracoon8807
      @theracoon8807 5 років тому +10

      I actually have see someone who used a Xbox controller on a Ps4...*TRIGGERD*

    • @JustinVanDeKamp
      @JustinVanDeKamp 5 років тому +9

      At least she didn't said "give us your NINTENDOSSSSSSSSSSS"

    • @Standard-Gamer
      @Standard-Gamer 5 років тому +6

      "I'M TAKING YOUR XBOX!" *proceeds to take an Apple Watch*

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 5 років тому +2

      yeah, PC doesn't have any great exclusive games.

    • @ethand4784
      @ethand4784 5 років тому +3

      @@theracoon8807 I'm sorry WHAT

  • @HeylookbuddyImanengineerThatme
    @HeylookbuddyImanengineerThatme 5 років тому +324

    Of course the first one asked for the money it’s the EA

  • @suudii9882
    @suudii9882 5 років тому +133

    Entitled mom - **sees anything with lights cords and is a rectangular cube**
    Entitled mom - GIVE ME THAT XBOX

    • @Gamrrtron
      @Gamrrtron 5 років тому +1

      Im dying at how funny and true this is XD

  • @monkeli1497
    @monkeli1497 5 років тому +366

    Entitled Aunt: I need a small loan of a million dollars.
    Donald Trump: - in background giving a thumbs-up -

  • @supernova901
    @supernova901 5 років тому +202

    Not gonna lie, these videos are pure rage fuel.

    • @aloidia2122
      @aloidia2122 5 років тому +9

      QuantumXero *stops video to rant for a bit
      *plays video to find next rant

    • @gabrielheflin6964
      @gabrielheflin6964 5 років тому +5

      (commits murder)

    • @practic4l349
      @practic4l349 5 років тому +4

      These are what I watch before opening rock music and starting to rip and tear some heads

  • @deadlyfedora3670
    @deadlyfedora3670 5 років тому +477

    Is it weird that his voice matches every single character he narrates lol
    Oh and it not dang-jew it's dan-ge

    • @Waveteaser
      @Waveteaser 5 років тому +1

      Ehem

    • @DngruPopl
      @DngruPopl 5 років тому +6

      Deadly Fedora *den-ge

    • @Waveteaser
      @Waveteaser 5 років тому

      @@DngruPopl what do you have against germans

    • @DngruPopl
      @DngruPopl 5 років тому +3

      nothing in particular.Why? Is the guy I replied to a German?

    • @sayaksen8296
      @sayaksen8296 5 років тому +1

      *den -gu

  • @taylornguyen8747
    @taylornguyen8747 5 років тому +446

    EA: **proceeds to slap mom**
    The boy: GTFO.
    EA: bUt We'Re FaMiLy
    Me: ok? you literally slapped your sister across the face-

    • @Lorddonut-pu8ig
      @Lorddonut-pu8ig 5 років тому +3

      Ur profile pic is amazing 👌

    • @sajeevnair2973
      @sajeevnair2973 5 років тому +2

      EA: *BUT WE’RE FAMILY*

    • @playzify6357
      @playzify6357 5 років тому +1

      Ea going to die level 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

    • @phoenix_ash4482
      @phoenix_ash4482 5 років тому +2

      Me (the 1st I watched this): WOOOOAH
      Me (this time):so it’s ok for you to BACKHAND your sister WELL IMA GIVE YOU SOMETHING
      (if we are being honest I thought OP was gonna slap her back (the 1st time I watched this)but is the best REVAGE IVE EVER HEARD)

    • @donniegraham9134
      @donniegraham9134 5 років тому

      I would knock her shit out if she did that to my mom😡

  • @king.2597
    @king.2597 5 років тому +70

    Hell yeah, i love bioshock.
    (PS HOW DO I DEFEAT THE FIRST BOSS IN BIOSHOCK 2 , THE BIG SISTER OR WHATEVER MY AMMO KEEPS RUNNING OUT).

    • @carland2018
      @carland2018 5 років тому +1

      I led her to other enemy's like big daddy's and stuff

    • @carland2018
      @carland2018 5 років тому +2

      And once you defeat her other big sisters will come throughout the story and near the end you fight 2 at once

    • @carland2018
      @carland2018 5 років тому +2

      I know this because I've beat all the Bioshock games😏

    • @logicalwren2326
      @logicalwren2326 5 років тому +1

      You don't kill it, it's a time trial to survive, after awhile Big Sister fucks off

    • @carland2018
      @carland2018 5 років тому +2

      @@logicalwren2326 well it all depends on which one

  • @TheMrskmt
    @TheMrskmt 5 років тому +499

    If my Aunt slapped my mom WHILE she had cancer, i would have slapped her back, and throw her out the house.
    (AINT NO ONE GONNA SLAP MY MOMMA! I LOVE HER!)

    • @hashiramasenju6072
      @hashiramasenju6072 5 років тому +6

      You still have her my mom's dead...

    • @jakeciccarello1696
      @jakeciccarello1696 5 років тому +6

      Isaiah Niedo I hope she is looking down on u proud

    • @TheMrskmt
      @TheMrskmt 5 років тому +2

      @@jakeciccarello1696 use words jake. Your a goldensoul. And *Isaiah Niedo*, im bet that she loves you very much.

    • @kassandramaldonado7895
      @kassandramaldonado7895 5 років тому +2

      Kris Taylor I wouldn’t even hesitated TO SLAP THE ABSOLUTE HELL OUT OF THEM cancer or not

    • @erzasteel2541
      @erzasteel2541 5 років тому +1

      @@hashiramasenju6072 I am sorry for you. That must be very hard. I think I couldn´t stand this.

  • @bootstrap925
    @bootstrap925 5 років тому +592

    entitled parents in a nutshell
    person: *has thing*
    EP: can my kid use that
    person: no... its my thing
    EP: you dont have to be rude! my son has straight A's!
    person: no.
    EP: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @weirdoo5203
      @weirdoo5203 5 років тому +13

      bootstrap925
      Definition of Entitled parents

    • @stripeysweater2258
      @stripeysweater2258 5 років тому +2

      Lmao

    • @icebear1537
      @icebear1537 5 років тому +24

      You forgot the ''my son deserves it'' part

    • @tylercampbell8449
      @tylercampbell8449 5 років тому +7

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    • @christianlee3068
      @christianlee3068 5 років тому +1

      Ah ja, sehr gut

  • @sebastianpowers5353
    @sebastianpowers5353 5 років тому +128

    If that kid said it's cold to me I would pour all the hot chocolate is his face and say "HOWS THAT FOR COLD?!?"

  • @braingobrr__862
    @braingobrr__862 5 років тому +58

    EA: *but we're family!*
    Also EA: **slaps sister**

  • @unavailable4810
    @unavailable4810 5 років тому +212

    EP : GIVE ME UR XBOX
    Picks up the car

    • @nicholesy4483
      @nicholesy4483 5 років тому

      Um its a PC hahaha

    • @wolfnelina8193
      @wolfnelina8193 5 років тому +2

      Nichole Sy he FRICKING KNOWS THAT ITS A JOKE!! QUIT SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF EVERY ACTUAL COMMENT!!!

    • @playerunknown2849
      @playerunknown2849 5 років тому +2

      Wolf n Elina Calm down, go get therapy cause holy damn it looks like your gonna jump out of the screen and scream.

    • @playzify6357
      @playzify6357 5 років тому

      Strength level 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

    • @playerunknown2849
      @playerunknown2849 5 років тому

      Faze Plays ITS OVER 9000!

  • @ayzen5845
    @ayzen5845 5 років тому +207

    1:39
    You sure the EA's kid didn't watch *Gordon Ramsay* ?

    • @JustinVanDeKamp
      @JustinVanDeKamp 5 років тому +9

      I'm pretty sure she let's her "lil' poo" watch him, even when the majority of his shows come with a "mature content warning"... where's CPS when you need 'em

    • @normalguycraig
      @normalguycraig 5 років тому +13

      ITS *_RAW_*

    • @nunkatsu
      @nunkatsu 5 років тому +4

      "gordan"

    • @WaZeRetr0
      @WaZeRetr0 5 років тому +2

      Curios Bunni *FOCKIN' RAW*

    • @fujoshichara5663
      @fujoshichara5663 5 років тому +4

      *L A M B*
      *S A U C E*

  • @bogustoast22none25
    @bogustoast22none25 5 років тому +78

    Props to that kid who defended his mother however he could.

  • @rohanalexander4019
    @rohanalexander4019 4 роки тому +17

    Ugh my EM is like that too whenever she sees me having new stuff. I do art for extra allowance so I could buy stuff that I need or want and whenever my EM sees this she would always ask where did I get the money to buy almost hinting that I stole some from her.

  • @funtimestudios803
    @funtimestudios803 5 років тому +190

    "I play a gane called bioshock 2"
    Me: *FANGIRL MODE FULL BLAST*

    • @playzify6357
      @playzify6357 5 років тому +6

      Fan girl level 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

    • @dddddd9225
      @dddddd9225 5 років тому +1

      @@playzify6357 wtf

    • @gabrielmarques8943
      @gabrielmarques8943 5 років тому +7

      “I play a *GANE* ”
      Nerds: *FULL AUTO CORRECC MODE ULTIMATE*

    • @funtimestudios803
      @funtimestudios803 5 років тому

      @@gabrielmarques8943 me and my big fingers 😅

    • @austingonza6828
      @austingonza6828 5 років тому +2

      @@playzify6357 just add 1

  • @mrfilmers8046
    @mrfilmers8046 5 років тому +208

    K: dies in gta
    Em: WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT!! ITS TRAUMATIZING EK NOW GIVE IT TO HIM SO HE CAN HAVE IT

    • @nicholesy4483
      @nicholesy4483 5 років тому +2

      Well gta had porn too

    • @wolfnelina8193
      @wolfnelina8193 5 років тому +7

      Nichole Sy you are literally sucking the life out of every comment

    • @michaelgum97
      @michaelgum97 5 років тому +2

      @@nicholesy4483 Only one title where it was hidden away.

    • @playzify6357
      @playzify6357 5 років тому +1

      Smarts level 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

    • @dddddd9225
      @dddddd9225 5 років тому +1

      @@wolfnelina8193 y u in the comment i saw

  • @PGZSpablogonzalez
    @PGZSpablogonzalez 5 років тому +155

    Em:sees violence
    Em:Gimme the dirty stuff for the stain

    • @DreemyDreemz
      @DreemyDreemz 4 роки тому +4

      Wtf I was scrolling through the comments and there's a guy with a Squidward profile pic right above this.

  • @xcrossishere
    @xcrossishere 5 років тому +15

    6:26
    EK:(his face is grinning and puts up his thumb)
    EA: ArE yOU SerioUs

  • @dhruv9557
    @dhruv9557 5 років тому +530

    When he narrated that she slapped his (sick?) mom, I was clenching my fist. I would have lost more than just cool.

    • @SkeweredGlaive
      @SkeweredGlaive 5 років тому +38

      If ANYBODY hurt my mother, my father, or my brother, I wouldn't just yell. I'd kick, I'd claw, and I'd certainly as hell would bite.

    • @Saga_Anserum
      @Saga_Anserum 5 років тому +13

      Due to OCD, I have a LOT of pent-up fury. So I'd probably smash a chair over that lady's head, then slash at her face with the closest thing I grab, or even just my hands.

    • @GilfordEurig
      @GilfordEurig 5 років тому +25

      For real man. Aint no one gonna slap my momma without a *proper* lesson afterwards

    • @OperatorMat
      @OperatorMat 5 років тому +7

      Gimmie that plasmid daddy!

    • @jeaneljaylamputi2215
      @jeaneljaylamputi2215 5 років тому +9

      If that happens to my mom, I'd usually keep my silence and grab the nearest sharp object to stab them. I have emotion repressive issues and mom pampered me a lot during my vents, I don't think I can be myself if someone slaps someone who looked after me at my worst.

  • @mrfilmers8046
    @mrfilmers8046 5 років тому +112

    Ep:slaps my mom. I HATE YOU!!!!! I DIVORCED YOUR BROTHER ANYWAY!!!
    Me:GET OUT NOW!!!!
    Ep:WeRe FaMiLy!!!😭😭😭😭😭

    • @DrDunsparce
      @DrDunsparce 5 років тому +4

      Why are people like that 🤦‍♂️

    • @c3m391
      @c3m391 5 років тому +7

      I would slap the EP so hard that she would be in a coma for 50 years

    • @iliagluhchev2821
      @iliagluhchev2821 5 років тому +2

      And if we're family, you slap your sister? Yeah, think not

    • @geo101spartan
      @geo101spartan 5 років тому +1

      That reminded me of breaking bad lmao

  • @canihavealifeplz60
    @canihavealifeplz60 5 років тому +53

    If you hear a little kid running up your stairs when you are up there you should pause your game minimize the tab and switch to solitaire they will leave you alone
    Edit: I did this as a tip not as criticism so I hope it helps you guys out

    • @obscurerefference7954
      @obscurerefference7954 5 років тому +5

      Can I have A life plz I do this all the time whenever the hellions are over so much easier then trying to explain to them they won’t be using my $1000 pc well they have a cup of juice

    • @sokyu7723
      @sokyu7723 5 років тому +6

      Swap to chess.com and that has the same effect. Trust me.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Рік тому

      In other words, basically make yourself look boring. Heh, heck yeah.

  • @wintertimber1749
    @wintertimber1749 5 років тому +8

    I think the little sisters call him 'mr. bubbles' because of his diving suit and the fact Rapture is an underwater city

  • @matto3065
    @matto3065 5 років тому +473

    rSlash. Did u notice that entiteled aunt said EA and EA wanted money from that person.
    EA: *Wants Money*

  • @radianzero
    @radianzero 5 років тому +435

    What does both EA'S want from you?
    *your money....... All of it*

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 років тому +5

      Entitle aunts and..
      Electronic arts

    • @lukaluquetti
      @lukaluquetti 5 років тому +7

      @@yinyang1217 yes, that is the joke

    • @peadercunningham283
      @peadercunningham283 5 років тому

      100th like...
      Uh um

    • @Leontious
      @Leontious 5 років тому +1

      *Dutch Van Der Linde wants to know your location*

    • @peadercunningham283
      @peadercunningham283 5 років тому

      @@Leontious Im watching vid same time as you...

  • @diversekino
    @diversekino 5 років тому +186

    I can’t wait for the next episode “GIVE MY SON YOUR TICKET TO HEAVEN!!!”

    • @yoshihaze1525
      @yoshihaze1525 5 років тому +2

      Give my son your gun NOW

    • @MforMorgab
      @MforMorgab 5 років тому +3

      give my son your youtube channel NOW

    • @sillygirlrealness
      @sillygirlrealness 5 років тому +2

      Give my son your kidney NOW

    • @wizardtnt696
      @wizardtnt696 5 років тому +3

      Give my son your son NOW!

    • @lokifdog
      @lokifdog 5 років тому +1

      give my son your ruoy nos ym evig NOW!

  • @emilianocastillejos1330
    @emilianocastillejos1330 4 роки тому +29

    "Give my son your porn"
    *Looks at my 30GB porn folder*
    "That's gonna take a while"

    • @starleaf-luna
      @starleaf-luna Рік тому

      "here take take this like-- now give it back and fuck off!"

  • @NightcoreDemon
    @NightcoreDemon 5 років тому +186

    Channel isn't monetized, still doesn't swear. UA-cam give this guy his ads!

    • @legion4698
      @legion4698 5 років тому +6

      Nightcore Demon he has ads but I don’t think they are his

    • @Leksaboi
      @Leksaboi 5 років тому +2

      He has ads?

    • @rudra62
      @rudra62 5 років тому +5

      I got some ads.

    • @mich5595
      @mich5595 5 років тому +5

      Friendly neighbourhood Dogger No, he has AIDS

    • @morganismism
      @morganismism 5 років тому

      Ghostly_Gaming LMFAO

  • @mikhaeljonmagoncia2504
    @mikhaeljonmagoncia2504 5 років тому +55

    The aunt story gave me the *TENDERNESS AND JUICES OF JUSTICE*

  • @Springdude11
    @Springdude11 5 років тому +142

    Imagine if the "game" actually was what the Entitled Aunt thought the it was.
    Also nobody DARES to even raise their voice at my mom, we got each other's backs.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 роки тому

      so basically South Park The Stick of Truth?

  • @RooLooMoo
    @RooLooMoo 4 роки тому +11

    imagine walking into a room and then hearing
    *"DADDY"*

  • @spacedragon8929
    @spacedragon8929 5 років тому +1357

    0:20 a SMALL loan of a MILLION DOLLARS 👌👌💵$$$

    • @adacascone7428
      @adacascone7428 5 років тому +20

      Space Dragon lmao was just thinking that

    • @eden6727
      @eden6727 5 років тому +14

      i was about 2 fuggin comment that

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 років тому +14

      Crap you beat me to it
      No wait, this Comment is fake news Media. Wrong!

    • @xxalex423xx
      @xxalex423xx 5 років тому +8

      Trump saying wrong is my favorite anime moment

    • @marynelijah4671
      @marynelijah4671 5 років тому

      @@xxalex423xx do you know what anime is?

  • @kainhearth964
    @kainhearth964 5 років тому +97

    I'm dying a bit. I've never played Bioshock 1 or 2 but my younger siblings have, so I've seen how gruesome the game can be. The fact the entitled aunt continued to call it porn (pretty sure everybody is dressed still) that has generous amounts of blood and disfigured bodies and then demanded to have it to give it to her son is supidly funny.

    • @loka7783
      @loka7783 5 років тому +5

      EP:An amazing stupid animal who will double down on an erroneous assumption when presented with evidence to the contrary. Also see "Ravenous Bugblatter beast of Traal" - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. An amazing stupid animal who believes if you can't see it, it can't see you. %}

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 5 років тому

      @@loka7783 perfect! 🤣👍

    • @SartorialDragon
      @SartorialDragon 5 років тому +2

      Well, we don't know what kind of porn that Entitled Mother is used to ;P

    • @eatmyphatphuckingass
      @eatmyphatphuckingass 5 років тому

      @@SartorialDragon (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Joe-3.
      @Joe-3. 5 років тому

      Keksie 👏👏👏👏👏👏🤯

  • @higaddrip2583
    @higaddrip2583 5 років тому +904

    Me: First
    Entitled parent: Give my son your comment!

    • @katze256
      @katze256 5 років тому +5

      i saw your name and am totaly willing to contribute. subbed

    • @NevadaAirGuns
      @NevadaAirGuns 5 років тому +1

      You got a sub from me my dude

    • @akirakolappalainen3618
      @akirakolappalainen3618 5 років тому +2

      Great comment. And anyone who uses THAT photo of Sal as their profile picture gets a sub from me. Good luck in your quest.

    • @hebajeba9677
      @hebajeba9677 5 років тому

      I hope your quest is finished.

    • @reemaalmu9172
      @reemaalmu9172 5 років тому +1

      @@akirakolappalainen3618 hey kid, want some cringe

  • @IslandGTR
    @IslandGTR 4 роки тому +45

    Lol dengue is pronounced “den-geh/gay” not denjoo

    • @joxzsh9553
      @joxzsh9553 4 роки тому

      Fun facts, eh

    • @LoLingVo
      @LoLingVo 4 роки тому

      Accept him for who he is (definitely not an American)

    • @AkshanshShrivastava
      @AkshanshShrivastava 4 роки тому

      R/Slash: suffering from denjuuuuuu

    • @adamherziapadre6844
      @adamherziapadre6844 4 роки тому +1

      It's pronounced how it would spell where I'm from. As in "deng - gue (gu eh)"

    • @jennie5655
      @jennie5655 4 роки тому

      my entire country (Singapore) pronounce it as 'deng-gee' and the cases here are crazy

  • @Georgeilocks
    @Georgeilocks 5 років тому +294

    If Bioshock 2 is porn then I’m fine sinning all the way to rapture

    • @Val17282
      @Val17282 5 років тому +2

      What about Columbia though?That whole city is RELIGIOUS

    • @thechristmassuperluigigame9535
      @thechristmassuperluigigame9535 5 років тому +3

      And i thought i could beat my meat by playong fortnite and playing as a girl witha skirt🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣 (no i dont this is a joke)

    • @thecoolestsnail1908
      @thecoolestsnail1908 5 років тому +5

      Bitch if a game is porn
      Then im more evil than satan. Even though satan has got nothing on my 6tb collection of comics,pictures,gifs,hentai,videos, manga and games

    • @happydaze7186
      @happydaze7186 5 років тому +2

      Hell if video games are porn than Satan can eat my asshole for all I care

    • @Spartan11117777
      @Spartan11117777 5 років тому

      TheCoolest Snail
      Try 29 TBs haha
      Satan’s Might Get A Heart Attack As If Someone Wrote Satan’s Name In The Death Note. :)

  • @yordizelf
    @yordizelf 5 років тому +54

    The story about the "porn" the reaction after EA hitting mom is gold and made my day!

  • @IsaacWinters0115
    @IsaacWinters0115 5 років тому +422

    Oh boy,Bioshock is my favorite porn

    • @hxshrcxd781
      @hxshrcxd781 5 років тому +5

      YESH

    • @sskies4972
      @sskies4972 5 років тому +40

      THAT NICE MOAN WHEN YOU BLOW THEIR HEADS OFF

    • @woodrow03babygoats83
      @woodrow03babygoats83 5 років тому +6

      HENRY Gaming66671 oh man those little sisters 😩😂

    • @aidynberry260
      @aidynberry260 5 років тому +11

      @@woodrow03babygoats83 yeah? Police? This man right here.

    • @obese_microwave
      @obese_microwave 5 років тому +15

      “Porn”= *boom* daddy OwO
      EA= reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @Momo-su6xz
    @Momo-su6xz 5 років тому +6

    It's so funny watch this again and notice how fast rSlash is talking, and now he reads the stories very calmly taking his time because he knows this is some good shit

  • @zeyetex9794
    @zeyetex9794 5 років тому +282

    6:30 WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT!!?!? Lmfao this killed me xD

    • @nathananderson2242
      @nathananderson2242 5 років тому +1

      Zeyetex same 😂

    • @AdamSwiggitySwooty
      @AdamSwiggitySwooty 5 років тому +16

      Not just that but what friggin porn requires you to push keys for it to move.

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo 5 років тому +9

      @@AdamSwiggitySwooty
      The good kind.

    • @yellowasianman
      @yellowasianman 5 років тому +5

      People dying is my fav porn kink lol

    • @kadenunterfrykte9160
      @kadenunterfrykte9160 5 років тому +2

      Oh yea blood and gore gives me big boner

  • @TheCityCatYT
    @TheCityCatYT 5 років тому +495

    YESSS ENTITLED PARENTS. I hate them all already I love it.

    • @logandaniels859
      @logandaniels859 5 років тому

      TheCityCat if I encountered that I would just run away
      even if they try even if they tried to steal something of mine I will just run away before they could even steal anything

    • @stevenmilsteen
      @stevenmilsteen 5 років тому

      I hate them and as terrible as this sounds find them funny the stories about them not what actually happens

    • @weebpower6692
      @weebpower6692 5 років тому

      @Amazing1985 Please stop.

    • @Amazing20225
      @Amazing20225 5 років тому

      Weeb Power i wasnt see that bitch lasagna

  • @JLA_17
    @JLA_17 5 років тому +442

    Entitled Kid: I don’t like hot chocolate, I *LOVE* it, and if I don’t love it, I don’t
    *S W A L L O W*

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM 5 років тому +6

      [B] S U C C

    • @subbot6137
      @subbot6137 5 років тому +3

      I would like hot chocolate *O N A S P I T*

    • @AlzMarioWolfe
      @AlzMarioWolfe 5 років тому +2

      Oh, nice relevant reference.

    • @JEAthePrince
      @JEAthePrince 5 років тому +1

      *gulp*

    • @LINKservis
      @LINKservis 5 років тому +3

      Its very offputting to use words "kid" and "swallow" in same sentence.

  • @itswhateveritis3749
    @itswhateveritis3749 5 років тому +9

    Whenever I remember about bioshock 2 is just my first experience playing the game and Choosing to harvest the little girl it still freaks me out a little

  • @kyle7392
    @kyle7392 5 років тому +182

    My son deserves your channel because he would upload more

    • @heidtb6746
      @heidtb6746 5 років тому +2

      My channel deserves your son, because i say so!

    • @casketbutter
      @casketbutter 5 років тому

      I love the inside joke of this so much.

  • @NihilsWife
    @NihilsWife 5 років тому +179

    EP: GIVE ME YOU'RE XBOX
    ME: ok *gives a lamp*

    • @wolfnelina8193
      @wolfnelina8193 5 років тому +3

      MY FNAF BUDDY!!!! (Even though y’all are a murderer) I DONT CARE!!!

    • @NihilsWife
      @NihilsWife 5 років тому +2

      @@wolfnelina8193 lol

    • @xxxsad5961
      @xxxsad5961 5 років тому +1

      😂 😆 😝LOL 😂 😆 😝 LOL

    • @NihilsWife
      @NihilsWife 5 років тому

      @@xxxsad5961 uwu ua-cam.com/video/9IHS7HhQp5Y/v-deo.html

    • @aetherinfuse
      @aetherinfuse 5 років тому

      Next time don't kill me outside of fredbears family Dinner or I will provocate a Springlock failure. XD

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 5 років тому +180

    "GIVE MY SON YOUR PORN!!"
    Not sure if that's r/Entitledparents or just really great parenting. lol

    • @xxtruedahkneshxx8422
      @xxtruedahkneshxx8422 5 років тому +7

      No it’s r/stupidity (even though that doesn’t exist I’m just trying to be funny)

    • @cuzitolgdshhnhh365
      @cuzitolgdshhnhh365 5 років тому +1

      Her son didn't wanted the porn it was the mum who wanted it for school homework

    • @vivirights7871
      @vivirights7871 5 років тому

      Onyx1916 I think we’d all be embarrassed if our parents stole porn for us

    • @thatguy7960
      @thatguy7960 5 років тому

      r/Fbiopenup

    • @jacobkeary6740
      @jacobkeary6740 5 років тому

      You sure mate?

  • @sbutler3905
    @sbutler3905 5 років тому +7

    EM:we are family!
    OP:my mom should be saying that to YOU

  • @unlockingsnow73
    @unlockingsnow73 5 років тому +179

    Bruh the whole time during the first one I swear everytime I saw “EA” I immediately thought of the game company lol.

  • @random4828
    @random4828 5 років тому +227

    when he started talking about bioshick and next time he mentioned EA I thought Electronic Arts.

    • @RtistiqSkubie
      @RtistiqSkubie 5 років тому +4

      I think 90% of us did.

    • @halden3014
      @halden3014 5 років тому

      😂😂 we all did

    • @Razzy1312
      @Razzy1312 5 років тому +5

      But EA would have been like "I caught you watching porn! Now pay me $10 to continue."

    • @SubaruPieter
      @SubaruPieter 5 років тому

      @@Razzy1312 true

    • @Randomperson-hk9qf
      @Randomperson-hk9qf 5 років тому

      I thought of ea sports idk why lol XD

  • @Mr_Mimestamp
    @Mr_Mimestamp 5 років тому +111

    -That’s not how you pronounce dengue-
    Another great video as always!

  • @Marduk-np5gq
    @Marduk-np5gq 4 роки тому +15

    Lmfao I'm using a bluetooth headphones and when he did the ringing I was gonna get my phone lmao

  • @st_ols203
    @st_ols203 5 років тому +159

    I prefer reading that as the company EA

    • @ichigokage
      @ichigokage 5 років тому +19

      Oliver Jarvis both like to steal shit from gamers so it works either way.

    • @timpetersen2923
      @timpetersen2923 5 років тому +4

      Yep. And I’m fairly certain that everyone wants to see EA burn to the ground.

    • @joeiken3357
      @joeiken3357 5 років тому +5

      Give me your X Box or else my mom works with Microsoft aND CAN GET YOU BANNED

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 5 років тому +3

      @@joeiken3357 Cool they can ban my xbox live account. I can just make a new one for free. Oh Wait you can't get it banned because your full of so much horse shit that its clogging your brain.

    • @pyroy6509
      @pyroy6509 5 років тому +2

      @@mwperk02 and you cant take a joke. Lmao.

  • @RagnarEgg
    @RagnarEgg 5 років тому +98

    If someone did this to my mum then a choke slam would be in order, idc who it is.

    • @hashiramasenju6072
      @hashiramasenju6072 5 років тому

      Even the mafia boss? And a cop?

    • @RagnarEgg
      @RagnarEgg 5 років тому +1

      Isaiah Niedo Especially a mafia boss or cop

    • @gearheadmayhem
      @gearheadmayhem 5 років тому +1

      Same here! Police? Don't give 2 shits. President? Don't give 2 shits. Only my mom can smack herself.

  • @thekingmoose8004
    @thekingmoose8004 5 років тому +192

    if someone had hit my mom in front of me or anyone in my family they would be leaving via closed window after "falling down the stairs".

    • @sulfurrz6970
      @sulfurrz6970 5 років тому +6

      @@thechristmassuperluigigame9535 bet

    • @wolfgangcx4153
      @wolfgangcx4153 5 років тому +6

      @Lucky 7 I agree why hit them till they almost die? When you could simply murder their child (will hurt more than anything to the parent)

    • @wolfgangcx4153
      @wolfgangcx4153 5 років тому +3

      @Troll Handsome if she hit my mother she will suffer no matter the cost

    • @botermb6559
      @botermb6559 5 років тому +5

      I would call the cops and cps because:
      1. She hit my mom
      2. She wanted her child to watch the violent game

    • @lukadrobnjakovic8824
      @lukadrobnjakovic8824 5 років тому +3

      @@thechristmassuperluigigame9535 lmao i can see youre a true xxxtentacion fan following his path

  • @crakie2949
    @crakie2949 5 років тому +18

    EK walks in the room without knocking
    OP: WAIT THAT’S ILLEGAL

    • @kodicraft
      @kodicraft 5 років тому

      @@AccurateAsian Hold Up

  • @exelion100
    @exelion100 5 років тому +224

    Hope you never run out of screaming ladies pictures for your videos, they make a nice thumbnail.

    • @partypig1000
      @partypig1000 5 років тому +1

      exelion100 speaking of, where can I find your profile picture

    • @sjrjfndn
      @sjrjfndn 5 років тому

      NOICE

  • @iicandy_pop4338
    @iicandy_pop4338 5 років тому +41

    K: *Kills a chicken in Minecraft*
    EA: WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT!?

    • @mrb00ce2
      @mrb00ce2 5 років тому +2

      Imagine if she sees a lama spits in minecraft

    • @iicandy_pop4338
      @iicandy_pop4338 5 років тому +1

      @@mrb00ce2 lmao, that would be GOLD

    • @mrb00ce2
      @mrb00ce2 5 років тому +1

      @@iicandy_pop4338 lol

    • @iicandy_pop4338
      @iicandy_pop4338 5 років тому +2

      •Sees a Llama spit• *I KNEW YOU WERE WATCHING PORN!!!*

    • @mrb00ce2
      @mrb00ce2 5 років тому +1

      @@iicandy_pop4338 give that sick porn to my son

  • @Novit_
    @Novit_ 5 років тому +154

    Me: *breathes*
    EP: *GIVE MY SON UR AIR NOW MY CHILD HAS GOOD GRADES*

    • @KicksPregnantWomen
      @KicksPregnantWomen 5 років тому +8

      Me: *is alive*
      EP: *LET MY SON TAKE YOUR LIFE, HE HAS GOOD GRADES AND DESERVES IT MORE*

    • @wild-chasseur5840
      @wild-chasseur5840 5 років тому +4

      Me: *walks*
      EP: *GIVE ME YOUR STEPS MY SON DESERVES IT MORE AND HE HAVES GOOD GRADES*

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 5 років тому +4

      Me: **Exists**
      EP: *OH MY GOD, YOU'RE TRAUMATIZING MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BOY! HAVE YOU NO SHAME? I'M CALLING THE COPS!!*

    • @kacie8187
      @kacie8187 5 років тому +5

      Me : breathes out
      EP: YOU JUST TRIED TO POISON MY PERFECT CHILD WITH YOUR BAD AIR.

    • @IsengardMordor
      @IsengardMordor 5 років тому +1

      Me (reply)= F.ck that child and f.ck you lady. İ dont give a flying f.ck about your child. Now f.ck off

  • @PortalBreaker
    @PortalBreaker 5 років тому +15

    EA asked for a small loan
    Yep, sounds like something EA would do

  • @batmanthegreat307
    @batmanthegreat307 5 років тому +589

    Bioshock is awesome. Just thought I would say that.
    Edit:HOW THE FECK DID THIS GET OVER 600 LIKES?! I just said I liked Bioshock😂😂😂

    • @jacobc8036
      @jacobc8036 5 років тому +7

      Batman the great F@CK YEAH IT IS!!!

    • @banana-ko4zt
      @banana-ko4zt 5 років тому +3

      Exactly, problem is, I’m trash at it, but bioshock 2 and the third one I forgot the name of, I almost beat it.

    • @malloperator
      @malloperator 5 років тому +3

      I actually just bought both games on steam, love them a lot!

    • @deepakrajaram2010
      @deepakrajaram2010 5 років тому +2

      I have played the 1st part and bioshock infinite but never the second part , though I get it

    • @rayajayce2034
      @rayajayce2034 5 років тому +1

      It's better on shrooms. just saying. 😁

  • @st.thereseofliseuxcolladov9056
    @st.thereseofliseuxcolladov9056 5 років тому +73

    How he pronounced dengue is awasome😂😂

  • @nyx3223
    @nyx3223 5 років тому +83

    EA>But we're family!
    Also EA>Slaps own sister

    • @grovstar2000
      @grovstar2000 5 років тому +3

      Entitled People logic 100

    • @joxzsh9553
      @joxzsh9553 4 роки тому +2

      EA is always bad. From aunties to game developers

    • @austindraws4876
      @austindraws4876 4 роки тому

      EA: but we’re family
      Me:(remembered all the micro-transactions it wanted me to buy) oh really?

    • @thathumangiraffe6548
      @thathumangiraffe6548 4 роки тому

      i swear thats what they all say, at some point there going to say we're family and then proceed to kill that family member

  • @jeffcoolfool
    @jeffcoolfool 4 роки тому +4

    UA-cam video of the Year award for best actor in a drama series.

  • @MsObama-qq1hw
    @MsObama-qq1hw 5 років тому +49

    *entitled parents only want one thing and its disgusting*
    Everything

    • @johnp9795
      @johnp9795 5 років тому +1

      So true.

    • @subbot6137
      @subbot6137 5 років тому +1

      I laughed harder than I should have.

  • @StormyWeatherUK
    @StormyWeatherUK 5 років тому +161

    4:26
    Oh christ! Not electronic arts forcing you to play their games!!!

    • @MasterSenpai420
      @MasterSenpai420 5 років тому +8

      my thoughts whenever I read "ea"

    • @silvoid4163
      @silvoid4163 5 років тому +1

      StormyWeather lmao I thought education assistant (or teachers assistant)

    • @lemmythebulldog8812
      @lemmythebulldog8812 5 років тому

      If that was me I would’ve lost my shit like Wolverine escaping the weapon X facility.

    • @Pighairlol
      @Pighairlol 5 років тому

      Your 6 seconds off

  • @Cccc123c33
    @Cccc123c33 5 років тому +51

    Dengue is pronounced den-ghee. It's quite common in S.E. Asia and can be deadly if untreated.

    • @keannechong1099
      @keannechong1099 5 років тому

      About to say this but you already did

    • @hiddens2346
      @hiddens2346 5 років тому

      I'm Indian. I've ALWAYS heard DEN-GOO

    • @andreaong5067
      @andreaong5067 5 років тому

      Den-geh in the Philippines, which is where the last story is set so...

    • @yogabeantt
      @yogabeantt 2 роки тому

      Den-gay in the Caribbean

  • @matthewg8358
    @matthewg8358 5 років тому +24

    EA: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY NOW
    Get it? The company?

  • @lea3598
    @lea3598 5 років тому +83

    The phone ringing made me think I was getting a call😂

  • @hexic3771
    @hexic3771 5 років тому +54

    The first story actually pissed me off

    • @akki7391
      @akki7391 5 років тому +1

      same

    • @rich2583
      @rich2583 5 років тому +2

      Its fake. All these are fake

    • @znerd3664
      @znerd3664 5 років тому +6

      @@rich2583 I've known people stupid enough and entitled enough to picture them doing some of these things. I'm sure some of these are probably fake, but I'm also sure it's nearly as many as you'd think/hope

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 5 років тому

      Rich D lol you obviously have no idea how awful people are

    • @Valericon
      @Valericon 5 років тому

      @@rich2583 You be suprised by how idiotic People can be

  • @nessun_dorma
    @nessun_dorma 5 років тому +463

    my reaction to the title:
    WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F-

    • @ครยฬร
      @ครยฬร 5 років тому +3

      Same XD

    • @kicrokocak
      @kicrokocak 5 років тому +8

      Me : What the fluck....well time to delete my search history

    • @JulianFikry
      @JulianFikry 5 років тому +2

      and i was like "wtf nigga"

    • @Debre.
      @Debre. 5 років тому +2

      I was waiting for one of the EM's to literally demand porn for their kids. xD

    • @apollo378
      @apollo378 5 років тому +1

      Same
      Me: HOLY FU* ON A FU* SANDWHICH EXPECT HOLD.THE SIDE OF FU*

  • @-.h.-
    @-.h.- 4 роки тому +8

    Me: *Plays Minecraft*
    Also Me: *Kills Pig*
    EA: *WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT?*

    • @The_Dark_One784
      @The_Dark_One784 4 роки тому

      Furya I mean.............could be amazing. lol

  • @NayshunNinja
    @NayshunNinja 5 років тому +66

    I don’t know why but this channel is the only r/subject channel I can watch.. It’s clean, straightforward, and has just the right amount of commentary. It’s not that his voice is ‘ASMR’ it’s just extremely bearable to listen to. Keep it up- I enjoy these videos every day!
    Edit: It’s less that I don’t like anyone else, rather I prefer rSlash over the rest right now. And by clean I mean the editing, v/o, etc. not cursing lmao I don’t mind obscenities :D

    • @ColdCreekB
      @ColdCreekB 5 років тому +2

      NayshunNinja Same. I watched another channel before I found this one, and every time the F word was read, the guy said it like Connor McGregor. It was super annoying.

    • @SartorialDragon
      @SartorialDragon 5 років тому +1

      "extremely bearable". is this even a compliment? :D

    • @toomanybagels
      @toomanybagels 5 років тому +3

      ITS CLEAN
      so you dont count p*** as profanity.

    • @warriorsmustang1784
      @warriorsmustang1784 5 років тому +2

      He actually adds to the stroy, and fixing mistakes that are present. Other channels read it line to line.

    • @Brungle.
      @Brungle. 5 років тому

      Try Voiceyhere. He's really good. No hate to r slash

  • @1981deloreanfan
    @1981deloreanfan 5 років тому +131

    Big Daddy handled that Baby Jane splicer of an aunt and her bratty Boy of Silence.
    F.Y.I: those are Bioshock characters.

    • @starjumper
      @starjumper 5 років тому +5

      1981deloreanfan Yeee I love Bioshock

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 5 років тому +3

      You just described a porn scene.

    • @Val17282
      @Val17282 5 років тому +1

      YYYAAAASSS

    • @ishibella271
      @ishibella271 5 років тому

      @@DGneoseeker1 NOW GIVE ME YOUR XBOX YOU DIRTY DOER!

    • @1981deloreanfan
      @1981deloreanfan 5 років тому +1

      DGneoseeker1 I am not kidding, those are the actual names of Bioshock characters.

  • @justanotherrandomyoutubech8837
    @justanotherrandomyoutubech8837 5 років тому +59

    I literally never sleep now, because i've started watching this channel...

    • @scy454
      @scy454 5 років тому

      That's so sad.

    • @dallas1017
      @dallas1017 5 років тому +1

      @@scy454 Alexa play Despacito. (I had too)