What not to do at The Beach
Вставка
- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- I had a bad day by the sea. So I made a video expressing my UNFATHOMABLE FURY at human kind. click here: ua-cam.com/users/sub... to subscribe to my channel to be told when i make a new video :D
Twitter - / danielhowell
Instagram - / danielhowell
Facebook - / danisnotonfire
Tumblr - / danielhowell
Merch - shop.danielhowe...
But what about you guys?? What about beaches do you like the leastes? (I tried) Please unleash your emotions in the comments down below or if you feel creative, a video response!
Thanks to the guys from / sortedfood for being in the video! check out this video where they made me and Phil eat snails and frogs legs: • Eating Frogs Legs & Sn... it was the worst.
(This was filmed in Cannes, France as I was there doing some work for actual UA-cam! It was warm and had palm trees.)
Hope y'all enjoyed :D
It's so cute how Dan hates people destroying kid sandcastles.
fallingforphan agreed😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
fallingforphan ikr
XD
Ikr
fallingforphan such a dad😭♥️
I'm in love with how overprotective Dan got of that little girl
Ikr
He’d be an amazing daddy
Oh wait, he already is
Anna Corey ommgg yes I know the feeling
@@yupyupyupyupyup lmao
he do be a dad doe
me: *goes in sea for 5 mins*
*stands in same place in sea for 5 mins*
*gets out*
Me: did my parents abandon me?
*touches water with foot*
*looks back*
they seriously left
ACTUALLY
YES
So true
Look at the amount of likes you have lololol
"what kind of miCrOpEniS must you have to feel the need to do this"
senior quote confirmed
i love how he got so angry about people destroying a kids sand art
LeighTheFangirl He's my Dad :3
LeighTheFangirl You're annoying af
Ivy Really, it makes fucking sense, thats why
Ikr. Lol.
Ivy shut up NOW!
I once accidentally knocked over a little girls sand castle because my cousin pushed me and I lost balance she cried so I helped her make a new one but I still feel really bad
Taylorsings !!! Aww you're a nice person. :) If I would've done that, I would help them build a new one too.
Goldy Apple thank you💕
Taylorsings !!! I wouldn’t even get to the point of destroying it. The child would cry the moment they saw me.
you are a good person UNLIKE THOSE WORKS OF THE DEMON WHO DARE TO DESTROY THE SAND CASTLES IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN'S FACES
At least you helped her! Not alot of people would do that.
One time I went to the beach with a trash bag and I was picking up trash. I took a break, so I put my bag down on my towel and went to swim for a bit, and after a while, I saw a guy legit walk up to my trash bag and pour it all over the floor. Why.
0 0 dude that sucks
I feel for you man
0 0 this is why I don't go to the beach, it sucks.
well i live in Florida so my family forces me to all the time
PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS WOTH NO CONCIDERATION FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
when children are playing with like water guns and squirt it everywhere and you end up getting soaked!!!!!!!! love your videos
glass!, when people just leave broken glass and bottles on the beach, this is not your bin, don't leave dangerous items on the beach where people could cut themselves
Sir Anime ouch hope it wasn't very serious
kia I will put glass in my sand castle...
kia a kid I know got glass really deep in his foot at the beach. He went to hospital and couldn't walk for 3 days
kia its permission for ppl to cut themselves on the beach
kia my mom stepped on a rusty nsill on the beach
my beach experiences :
buys icecream.
lays towel down
sits on towel
bee comes
swats bee away
sand on towel
sand on icecream
bee in icecream
de-sands towel
sand in eyes
ABORT ABORT
That is literally what Miranda hart says in one of her episodes.
me
Same tbh
me too. i feel you
mIRANDA
"every disposable barbecue or crisp packet you leave behind will turn into a twelve foot demon that will *STAB STALAGMITES UP YOUR ARSE IN HELL*"
Me: Damn, Dan, are you okay?
Damn, Daniel! (You okay?)
WELL IF YOU WANTED HONESTY THATS ALL YOU HAD TO SAAAAY
*incoming damn Daniel jokes*
+phan trash number one
Your profile picture is amazing.
I never thought I would say this.
Photoshop is art.
Gaming Emily ikr
its the best thing that ever happened to me
I don't go to the beach... I rarely leave the house...
Sweet Nightmare same
you are a becon of hope may god have mercy on your pure and kind soul
Sweet Nightmare same
You're so lucky your parents don't force you lol
same here i stay on the internet all day
things i hate about the beach:
1. people
2. people
3. people
4. did i mention people??
5. seaweed
slowtown. Ha
slowtown. Same
Same
Brianna Erica and sand
Brianna Erica 😂 😂
RIP Dan's Ice Cream
RIP Sand Castle
RIP Dan's Sanity
RIP Repeat Button
RIP Like Button
FLUFF AND MUFFINS RIP Dan's Heterosexuality
FLUFF AND MUFFINS what sanity ??
Delila Denero Well.....Whatever microscopic shred of it was left....
HAHAHAHA I CHOKED WHEN THE BALL HIT DAN'S ICE CREAM XD
What didn't die in this video?
I feel like at this point these videos are the only thing keeping Dan sane right now.
Probably 😂
There the only thing keeping me sane to
same
+Girlsplaymc/ /freyaGPMC They're*
Petra Tjerngren; did I just get a ticket from the grammar police!!!!
can I have "sand, fuck off m8" on a shirt plz??? 😂
Hollie Mai I want that as well
Hollie Mai hell yeasss boi
Hollie Mai 😂 😂
Is it me or is dans concern for a little girls sandcastle adorable?
I was just about to comment this :D xx
Awww i know right :)
Awwwww so cute when he is sweet and sensitive!
Grace Leonard Less "Sensitive" and more "Not heartless" would be the correct terminology. ._.
Nandini Y rite ;_;
"Firstly, sand f*** off mate" DEAD! I can so relate!
Put towel down
Imediate gust of wind
Towel in face!
Tuck towel into sand
Sit down, have an ice lolly
WASP WASP!
stand up to bat wasp away
OH NO sand on towel now
Shake towel to rid of sand
SAND IN FACE! SAND ON LOLLY
WASP WASP ABORT ABORT
Miranda !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxx
miranda is the best!
What video is this from?
To The Maximum yes!!! Miranda is LIFE!!
Miranda married Gary OMFG!!!!!
What I HATE beach:
1. The water
Why:
1. Sharks
2. Jellyfish
3. Fish
4. Stingrays
5. Currents
6. Being sucked under
7. Crabs
8. Unexpected tsunamis
9. Waves
10. Waves bigger than me
11. Seaweed
12. Not being able to see what’s lurking underneath me
Oh, and of course the fact that there are many, many people around me that probably expect me to interact and socialize with them. This is why I stay home and play video games and eat all day instead!
*Edit: Holy- hOw dId thiS commEnt I mAde wheN I wAs 11 gEt sO mAny rePlies and lIkeS it dOesn’T evEn haVe coRrect graMmaR uSes i-*
CountryJunkyPlayz yah same
The only things I hate about the beach is rocks in the ocean floor, sea weed, FUCKING PEOPLE EVERYWHERE, and hot sand. Damn who hurt you
I just hate going outside in the sun, I like the rain better
You're more likely to get bit by a human than a shark tbh.
.... How many unexpected tsunamis have you been in?
But seriously though what is up with sand?I went to the beach and 6 months later I found sand in shoes that I didn't even take with me
when I was little, I used to build sand castles over rocks, then when someone would step on it they were in so much pain
That's an awesome thing to do!!!!! 😂 Thanks for the tip, I'll do that next time
That's the best thing I've ever heard
That's awesome
You are so clever
You are a genius, I salut you
Once I was at the beach and I saw a group of 2 or 3 teens that ran around kicking these little kids sand castles. I took a giant rock and put it in a sand castle of my own. Then one of the teens ran over and booted it. Wearing sandals. I think he broke his toe, cause I saw him and his friends walking away after that
They got rekt!!!!
Really good!!!
Faith in humanity restored.
U r my hero 😂
.....hero.
Everyone there that's what I hate the most at the beach
Agreed and hi fellow army XD
I do the like socialising but I once met this child in Spain who only had 7 fingers and 9 toes, my mom now has his mom and face book
I remember this one person in particular at the beach who would sit next to me and watch me make crappy sand structures (sand castle, sand dolphin, sand unicorn, ex.), and when I was done stand up and went to the ocean, and while I was admiring my work, DUMP A BUCKET OF WATER ON IT!!!!!
You should dump water on their head
I should...
Wow, didn't you tell him off, or at least your parents or something? Assuming you're a child, of course.
No, I never thought of it. He would've probably kicked me.
Sara Dixon Call him some things you shouldn't :)
I've watched this many times and only just now realize that the woman laying behind Dan at 1:45 is topless.
Oh god😂
OMG
What the heck your right
Omg! 👙
omfg
When you have a picnic on the beach and you find SAND IN YOUR SANDWICHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, when you are swimming and you dont know what is under your feet and you feel a piece of seaweed touch your ankle and you scream and swim as quickly to the shore but then find out that it is not a shark but a figment of ur imagination and stupidity. 😂
I wouldn't swim away.......if I thought something was a shark I would faint. NOT OVERREACTING!!!!! If I were taking a fear simulation for dauntless then my worst fear would be being attacked by a shark
I cried when I watched jaws
Zofia Elliott Or when you step on a ROCK! XD
Oh glob do i understand you! I have a serious fear of sharks so when anything touches my feet or i see like this huge flipping black Friday like wave come at me i fucking lose it.(*。>Дд
Zofia Elliott I don't like natural bodies of water, so I just sit on the sand and watch people.
Or read a book.
Or play Crossy Road/Temple Run ect
Zofia Elliott But it's called a sandwich for a reason
People in general people who run out of the water and splash you as you walk by having trash can everywhere and people put the trash literally everywhere but the trash can
Worst memory was I once spent 2 hours building a huge sand castle and there were 2 boys from another family near us watching me while playing a game. As I went to sit down on my towel with my parents after finishing the castle, not even 2 metres away from the castle. 5 minutes after sitting down the 2 boys came and jumped on my castle while I watched them! I stood up and stormed over and gave them hell for it. Their excuse was they didn't know I built it even though they were watching me the entire time. Scolded them to hell and back, and made them return to their parents with their tails between their legs. I was 10...
I wish I had the courage to do that D: I live in England and even though no on ever goes to the beach there is alot of beach and when the kindof rare random hulk guy appears ruining everyone's fun (I would have a pokemon reference here but I'm not the biggest fan :P) If anyone shouts it echos all over teh UK srsly xD I shy
Ermegherd
Lisa k we got a badass over here
Again. Praised! Praised like the Sun!
Douches
"There's miles of beach... and they decide to settle down right next to me"
Me: there's so much couch available... and josh is sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME"
SeeYouNextLevel this comment i swear
SeeYouNextLevel well it depends if it's Josh Dun then I'd want him to sit as close to me as possible.
SeeYouNextLevel *i love you*
I love your pfp
Heeyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
What pisses me off when I go to the be- .... Oh wait. I have no social life :D
Same
THE TACO KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seaweed.
Fricking seaweed.
ROCKS
too.
the worst thing...
seaweed.
on.
rocks.
Ugh! I hate people destroying other peoples' sandcastles! I even keep my dog on a lead if we go past one on the beach. I also hate people littering. Do they not realise that there are BINS ON THE BEACH!!!
Dog shit on beaches
Rebecca_Dolenz I know tight
Rebecca_Dolenz right not tight
One time when I was like 3, these like 10 year olds built a freaking sand slide. And they were nice enough to let other people go down it. So I went down it. And got sand in my mouth. So my mom thought "oh. The best way to get sand out of your mouth is water" so she decided to have me rinse out my mouth with the salt water in the sea... Rather than give me one of the extra water bottles that we brought with us. 😂
lol
PEOPLE THAT DONT LOOK AFTER THEIR CHILDREN LIKE I SAW THIS KID SITTING NEXT TO HIS DAD WHO WAS DOING NOTHING AND THE KID LOOKED PRETTY BORED AND THEN HE WENT OVER TO THIS LIL GIRL AND HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH HIS SPADE AND HIS DAD DID NOTHING
A shovel
A spade is a British term for a flat tool used for shovelling sand and/or shit
A kid almost took my chair but that's pretty bad 😂😂
I probably would be that little boy being violent!... ._.
....I'm totaly not laughing at this text....
Dan: Pun intended
Me: NO pHun INtEndED
mathilde Lykkegaard TYLEEEER JOOOSEEEEPH
fast food greasy taco I love
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS HI CLIQUE
Hey you know what I hate at the beach
Coconut coconut sharks in the water
Jk I love them
Good god I need to leave I was so tired when I wrote this
HEY FELLOW CLIKKIE!
rip npi and rab
Oh my god I HATE IT WHEN THE SAND IS WAY TOO FUCKING HOT TO WALK ON! LIKE IM NOT TRYING TO WALK ON THE SUN!
so don't walk on sand
THERE I SOLVED YOUR PROBLEM
AngelaTheOtaku just learn to fly
LucywhiteMSP xox Currently working on that.....
I'm sorry, but it feels like the floor is literally lava. I KNOW SHUN ME I DON'T CARE ANY MORE
AngelaTheOtaku Omfg same
When the person next to you wants to talk to you.
I know right!
i be like, " o sht he has the ability to talk i gotta run-OH heyyyy
Please no
ugh
omg no that is not even funny
When you go in the water and EVERYTHING gets in your bathing suit...
Even the Titanic
IKR IT SUCKS
what's worse is when sand gets in your swimsuit and all over/in your junk.
I know right
i went to the beach in a bikini once (and i usually wear a one piece because i'm really skinny and people can see all my bones) and for weeks after that i was still finding sand in my vagina
Hi, I'm Jess OMFG 😂
Tmi overload
Bring me the milk mother no milk for you
When you try to put on sandles or flip-flops but there is sand in between your toes, so uncomfortable
Calie Hougaard I recommend using baby powder and taking a shower when you get home, it does the trick
he shook his dan towell by dan howell
XD omfg yes
you slick lil shit
Leave
nice pun
Best comment I have ever seen
I love how mad Dan gets at destroying a sand castle.
He would be such a good dad.
I went to the Pier in California and some guy selling ice cream ran into me with his ice cream cart and then I fell into the water.
oh fuck i spit everywhere reading that
When you are trying to relax and someone runs right beside you and gets sand all over you.
IS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE BLACK VEIL BRIDESSS
I love yur profule picture
When there's a dog and ordinarily that would be fine but its wet and you don't want wet dog hair and sand all over you
*Was I the only one who heard him say "PHIL" in the bloopers?*
Maireny Fernandez lol because Phil was throwing the pink ball
Butter Popcorn I thought Phil wasnt even there 😂😂😂 sometimes im way too stupid 😂😂😂
Maireny Fernandez no because it was v noticeable
I can't look at dan the same way because he wears that jacket when he play's the girl characters!!!😂😂😂😂
Mila-lou Wootton OMG SAME
LITERALLY HAHAHAHAHA
becky
Lmfao
I live in Florida, you literally cannot even go to the nicer beaches because all the shitty tourists who do stuff like this will PREY ON THE WEAK
Same I live in Miami and these FUCKING NORTHERNERS FLOCK DOWN HERE FOR THE WINTER LIKE MIGRATING BIRDS AND CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT THE HEAT AND SAND AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE ALL WHILE EATING CRAP AND CAUSING TRAFFIC AND INSULTING THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE
Lucifer is our overlord I live in MN, and I am, coincidentally, not a fan of the cold. At all. I'd love to flock down to Florida like a migrating bird, but you know this incredible thing I wouldn't do? Complain about the heat when I'm coming from fucking Minnesota to GET AWAY FROM THE COLD (That sounded so arrogant, I'm sorry xD). I'm disgusted that they insult the people that actually live in Florida though.
I live in Florida to...I know how you feel
Ugh, the same shit happens here in Georgia where I live. -_- I've started going to smaller islands near private beaches to avoid tourists and people who do everything Dan just described smh.
I would like to apologize for all the horrible, horrible people of my species.
- A Northerner tries not to be buttface
the amount of times ive yelled at shitty people for stamping on my niece's sand castle and made them help her make it again and told them that they would die horribly if they didn't, is impossible to count.
Next time find a bunch of rocks or bricks. Make a pile and build a castle around it. Anyone that kicks that sandcastle is in for a nasty surprise... and maybe a broken toe 🙃
Ooooo thank you for giving me ideas
+Sachi Rae White You are an awesome aunt
+Nathan Donaldson you couldmfind rocks at the beach instead of bricks
+Sachi Rae White What I would do :P
My sis remembered that a bunch of guys were gonna come and kick down her sand castle. So she covered a rock with sand and formed her castle from there so when they kicked it the broke their toe on her rock.lol.
What if she hide a brick in it instead? Now I'm tempted to try it xD
Luci cartwright? more like Luci damnright
XD Would love to see that!
Lucy knows what's up
HAHAHA LOL
casually watching 10 year old danisnotonfire videos and reliving being 16 and watching them for the first time :D
Once upon a time I was lying next all alone in peaceful bliss when a girl I didn't know came and lied down next to me. In order to try and ignore her I stared to READ AND LISTEN TO MUSIC WITH MY HEADPHONES!!! And for some God forsaken reason she decided this would be the PERFect time to strike a conversation. I ignored her of course pretending my music was to loud. Therefore she rips my earphones out of my ear and asks me if I would move. I told her "You can move" and then she said "No way! You move I deserve this place more than you!" so I stare her dead in the eye with a dead expression on my face and VERY Quitely whisper "Ill move but when the demons come to your house in the middle of the night don't say I didn't warn you" She then scram a little and I said "Run." and she did
How to deal with annoying people! The best guide on the internet
Omg! Im so doing that when someone bothers me
Omg...
Well that was a solution
Ooh I love your profile pic (sorry that was off topic)
Yeah right, dream on that never happened! That's the silliest story I have ever heard.
when a wave knocks me into a back flip.......its horrible
1. when you are relaxing then the breeze comes and its nice until IT BLOWS SAND ALL OVER YOU
2. putting flipflops back on. Ugh it's like painful because of the sand!
3. Sand in your swimsuit
4. When you go try to do something fun then realize everyone is watching you because they have nothing better to do with their lives. (Example: You build a sandcastle, look up, and see just a whole family standing a few meters away from you and totally judging you.)
YES ALL OF THESE ARE ME BUT #4 I RELATE TOO ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL
YES I RELATE
olivia36341 once I went snorkeling and Found sand in my PRIVATES LIKE WTF
olivia36341 YASSSS OLIVIAS UNITED
XxOliviaxX YAS GURL
OMYGOD THE AD THAT I GOT BEFORE THIS HAD TOXIC PLAYING. WTH THIS IS PERFECT.
It's been about what, 6 years since iv'e been to the beach? my last memory was some douche going all god-zilla on my kingdom, then started making fun of me. Instead of killing him, I kicked some sand into his shoe, kicked him in the shin, and ran away. lmao.
K den....
Toxic is not dead? o.o
TheDingo mhm
Weird
Yep
"sand, fuck off mate" is literally my favourite thing that I've ever heard Dan say
why do I like listening to Dan complain so much
Jennifer Amy Randolph because he's British and it's what he does best.
Jennifer Amy Randolph @ me
When you spend the rest of your time at the beach making a sand castle that looks like a professional artist made it to go get some ice cream and LITERALLY WATCH someone yell "Hey, dude! Look at this stupid sand art! I'm going to destroy it!". I was so mad that before that guy could destroy the only thing making me happy at that oven of a beach, I yelled at him. He didn't care that I yelled at him, so I slapped him in the face. Don't attempt to destroy aggressive people's sand castles. Especially NOT mine.
Snowy Owlz101 I did the right thing
you know what gets me mad when i'm at the beach? the beach. i hate the beach
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I hate The beach, and I live on an island. Made. Up. Of. Beaches. Fuck.
+Jacob Birch i despair for your future. although living in an island sounds nice
+DelfinaLourdes It could be nice. But it's a Danish island. So it's cold as fuck. It rains in the summer and the beaches are filled with jellyfish.. Ffs.
oh god
When I was 5 I made a crappy sandcastle. But at that time it was like a child to me, and then as I went off to death for decorations I saw two teenagers step on it. On purpose. Now you might think I would say "I cried for an hour" or some shit like that. Nope. I walked up to them, pour on my face and they started to look sorry, then I smiled evilly, and started chasing after them chucking sharp seashells and rocks at them I found on my walk to find decorations and when I caught up to them after a few minutes I grabbed a stick, whacked them with it, and screamed at them, "IF YOU DO THAT TO ANYONE ELSE I WILL DO THIS AGAIN." By that point they just nodded and walked off, scared, while I was still trying to calm myself down. I realized SOMETHING was wrong with me when I was thinking of sharpening the stick and stabbing them later.
Well that's one way to do it 😂👌🏻
3mma 1i113y your a genius
Wow
I know I’m super late, but WELL FUCKING DONE, you’re a legend 🤣🤣👌
A seagull once attacked my mom
Winged Lizard same ... but it stole my chips ...
Winged Lizard a seagull once stole my sister's hot dog
a seagull once shit on me
those things are pure evil
A seagull ate my mum
i didn’t think binge watching Dans old videos would spark some rage in me. every time i go to the beach there’s a group of probably 18 year old boys with overinflated ego’s playing some sort of ball game (usually american football) and they’re so inconsiderate. they don’t give a shit about everyone else around them. they could have a whole sea cost worth of beach to play on but they’ll always end up falling into someone’s grandma
SAND IN YOUR SWIMSUIT AND THAT AWKWARD WALK YOU DO BECAUSE OF THE SAND. sorry jusy had to.
YEP
+Sweetie151 :3 >:( its so annoying xD
+RandomJENN your profile pic is bae
+ShadowPhan omg no yours is xD
love the Sebastian pic.
I would smash sandcastles.....
only my own because they always suck :(
Llama Corner literally same
Llama Corner rip
Llama_ _Corner SAMMME
oh
Llama_ _Corner I was about to comment-shout at you then I read the rest 😂
This was the first video of Dan I ever watched.
i watched ONE dan video and now im addicted (i just realised its christmas when i looked at the date) holy crap wat am i doin with my life
Selenator Selena_Goalz jep I've got the same problem. I also started to get fking ironic and sassy....
help...
Same! Back in like 2013 lol
SociallyAwkwardPotato flying mint bunny!
OHMYGOSH IS THAT SORTED FOOD?!?!?!?
Indeed. Yes it is.
I was looking for this comment!
I was at the beach and was reading a comic and then put it on my towel and for a walk came back the guy next to me used MY comic to use for fuel to cook his food in a BBQ
OMG THAT IS SO MEAN! What kind of person does that! I would have just told that guy, stay out of my property and your gonna have to pay for that comic. It cost 14 bucks.
I'd probably be like, 'woah woah woah woah, what the fuck m8? Do you even realize that's my fuCKING COMIC YOU'RE USING?' (I'm sorry i care for books too much i cant bend books the slightest bit)
Sits back
Gets popcorn
Gets ready to read the comments of the fucked up things that happened to people on the beach
+Ella's Moderately Intresting Life I have no popcorn left, can I have some?
+Martina Passaggi if u can eat fast enough
literally me
+Ash's Moderately Interesting Life I got a rusty nail stuck in my foot and then realised three days later that it was still there. I am now left with a scar.
+elephantlongtrunk 1 Ooooh that's gotta hurt
SORTED! why is no one talking about the guys from sorted being here? HI
I got so excited when I saw mike omg
Blue Bubbles Ben would never use a ball, or stamp on a little girls sand castle irl
I know. I adore both channels
Ben making a sandcastle. My life has meaning.
These videos have come up on my recommendations again, and honestly I couldn’t be happier
when you're just walking on the beach when a massive dog just runs full speed right in front of you and almost trip over
When you're just sitting on the beach, all comfortable and you love the breeze and how it's not too warm or too cold... THEN A LITTLE KID FREAKING SPLASHES THE WHOLE OCEAN ON YOU!
When your playing in the waves and a teen just bodyboards over and knows your there-"OMFG WTF WTH Y U BODY BOARD ONTOPA ME"
Wors. Expirience. Ever.
😑
Is it just me or does Dan's British side really show in this video? (not meant to be offensive just saying he uses more terms and stuff) Maybe because he's so mad
He is very British in this
+Coco Owen true...
+Coco Owen I'm British and I'm pretty sure he's being normal... Although we do use long terms. 😄
dan is so protective of that little girl's castle i might cry.
Is it called sand because it is in between sea and land?
OMG OMG WAT
deep
.....it all makes sense now
My mind is blown.
ooooooooooohhhhhhh.... damn? wow
People in general just annoy the shit out of me.
SAME
People dont like you too.
odyx182 I doubt they find you very plesant either
Same tbh
Amen
Did anyone see the bunch of sweat on his shirt
Ronald The Ant yes
Midnight Country wasnt*
Germfree Pompano *wasn't
Ronald The Ant yes
Hey Ronald The Ant everyone sweats!
Can you please do a video of what not to do at the bank
Here’s a tip from experience: Don’t rob it
Jessica experience?
Rose XX uhh... What kind of experience
He’s like the voice of my inner repressed rage thanks for putting it into words Dan
I hate when people catch Jelly Fish and throw them on people!
what kind of beach do you go to. i mean where i go people throw seaweed on eachother
Jessica Salgado I go to the ones in Alabama and Mississippi. The beaches there are pretty much the only ones where people do stuff like that.
OMG! Really? That's horrible!
CharlottesWonderland I have like 20 lines across my back and neck. ALSO 16 on my arms and 11 on my legs. What's the worst? 2 across my face.
No way! That's not on! I'm struggling to understand why people would do that! :P
Steps on sand castle only to say "haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Never looked better and you can't stand it."
Best comment.
One panic at the disco reference
Best
Comment
Ever.
Libby Greer i love your profile pic and that panic reference was perfect
Thanks :3
I love how you care about little kid's sand castles and creations its adorable.
"Hey Sophie, come to the beach with us!"
"No thanks, I don't like the beach."
"How can you not like the beach?!"
*shows them comments section of this video*
Best comment
Everyone is going to attack me but I'd much rather go to the woods then the beach :///
Same or the mountains
tol but smol crybaby
Same
The woods are nice.Very quiet, very peaceful. I love the woods.
Me too mate. Much less sand, serene and tranquil atmosphere and best of all: less people.
cherry cola same my house is the middle of a wood
You should put a big rock or something in the castle, so when people kick it, they'll hurt their toes :P
I've done that to make it stable and they broke their toe and tore up there nail
I laughed so damn hard at this
Chloe Mason You're a hero
brilliant
Dan getting all angry over the little girl's sandcastle is so adorable 😭 he's so underrated.
WHEN PEOPLE RANDOMLY WANT TO TALK TO U LEIK IM SOCIALLY AWKWARD I DOMT WANT THIS
4:01 THE WAY HE LOOKED AT AND SAID PHIL AHJKSHF
LIFE LESSON: NEVER GO OUTSIDE EVER
I remember seeing someone accurately described seaweed stroking their legs as Satan stroking their legs smiling creepily whispering mayonnaise
well when you are lying on the beach and then a random group of really annoying boys or girls comes next to you and starts screaming and playing a really random loud game of volley ball or something. Or when you are peacefully reading or watching the sunset and then this random stranger comes up to you(preferably a very very strange person) and then they start trying to ramble onto you about some really random stuff that they feel like talking about
I hate it when I am digging a little pond, then some idiot decides to build theirs next to mine then, while digging, throws sand inside my hole.
Ok, 'my hole' sounds weird, I meant my moat lol
Ikr 😑
'Throws sand in my whole'
Odessarose Jackson That's what she said.
when you're just riding the waves in the sea and then for no reason a giant tsunami hits you and you get like 500 gallons of sea water in your lungs. i hate that.
Says garnet
or you could be aware of your surroundings and if you see a wave approaching that is too big for your ability simply duckdive under it before the lip forms...
So relatable
To anyone binging Dan because fuck it we miss him, please do not forget to hydrate and eat. If you don't know what to cook well what a coincidence, because the actors that Dan interacted with for this video (yes be proud of our boi that he made friends then and there) are Normal Mike and Chef Ebbers from SortedFood, if you like Dan and Phil banter with delicious food that hasn't roasted by Gordon Ramsey head there now!!!
That's all, stay safe people, COVID is still among us!! Lovelotsss
Also this one time, I saw a guy collecting bunch of pebbles and shells, so I watched what he was gonna use them for, and it took a super long time but he wrote out in huge letters, "will you marry me Sarah?" And it was really pretty, but... the moment he left to go to the bathroom, three guys just ran up and fucking destroyed the whole thing, and right when they ran away the guy who did it came out of the bathroom, not to mention the girl I'm guessing was Sarah just arrived at the beach, and his whole plan was ruined....
Aww poor dude :((
I really want to snap off the heads of the jerks who destroyed it and watch them bleed to death in a dark pit full of roaches and spiders
not exaggerating at all bc this just makes me so unbelievably mad
omg noooooo
Oh, Geesus, no. No, that's horrible
:( who does that? LIKE WTF?!
”be proud of me, I didn't commit homicide”- Daniel Howell,
2013
"be proud of me, i didn't commit homicide" my new life motto
I watched this like 6 years ago and only now did I realise that was Ben and Mike from sortedfood.
AAAH I DIDN'T RECOGNISE MIKE THE FIRST TIME I SAW THE VIDEO BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT SORTEDFOOD AND NOW I'M FANGIRLING SO MUCH OMG
Teresa Nebot Sanjuán I was waiting for this comment!!!