What not to do at The Beach

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  • Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
  • I had a bad day by the sea. So I made a video expressing my UNFATHOMABLE FURY at human kind. click here: ua-cam.com/users/sub... to subscribe to my channel to be told when i make a new video :D
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    But what about you guys?? What about beaches do you like the leastes? (I tried) Please unleash your emotions in the comments down below or if you feel creative, a video response!
    Thanks to the guys from / sortedfood for being in the video! check out this video where they made me and Phil eat snails and frogs legs: • Eating Frogs Legs & Sn... it was the worst.
    (This was filmed in Cannes, France as I was there doing some work for actual UA-cam! It was warm and had palm trees.)
    Hope y'all enjoyed :D

КОМЕНТАРІ • 37 тис.

  • @sidneyisnotcool9783
    @sidneyisnotcool9783 8 років тому +2483

    It's so cute how Dan hates people destroying kid sandcastles.

  • @annacorey226
    @annacorey226 7 років тому +2812

    I'm in love with how overprotective Dan got of that little girl

    • @420fruitloop_
      @420fruitloop_ 6 років тому +6

      Ikr

    • @smelly.catboy
      @smelly.catboy 5 років тому +32

      He’d be an amazing daddy
      Oh wait, he already is

    • @ZeeA0705
      @ZeeA0705 5 років тому +4

      Anna Corey ommgg yes I know the feeling

    • @roroo
      @roroo 5 років тому +2

      @@yupyupyupyupyup lmao

    • @weezerfanboy1236
      @weezerfanboy1236 4 роки тому +2

      he do be a dad doe

  • @sineadmel3438
    @sineadmel3438 7 років тому +2006

    me: *goes in sea for 5 mins*
    *stands in same place in sea for 5 mins*
    *gets out*
    Me: did my parents abandon me?

  • @helpme7141
    @helpme7141 7 років тому +763

    "what kind of miCrOpEniS must you have to feel the need to do this"
    senior quote confirmed

  • @ivyk5796
    @ivyk5796 8 років тому +4842

    i love how he got so angry about people destroying a kids sand art

    • @jdah7
      @jdah7 8 років тому +31

      LeighTheFangirl He's my Dad :3

    • @honigdaemon
      @honigdaemon 8 років тому +1

      LeighTheFangirl You're annoying af

    • @honigdaemon
      @honigdaemon 8 років тому +2

      Ivy Really, it makes fucking sense, thats why

    • @josefinaperalta8983
      @josefinaperalta8983 8 років тому

      Ikr. Lol.

    • @mirame0w
      @mirame0w 8 років тому +1

      Ivy shut up NOW!

  • @taylorsings6938
    @taylorsings6938 7 років тому +2867

    I once accidentally knocked over a little girls sand castle because my cousin pushed me and I lost balance she cried so I helped her make a new one but I still feel really bad

    • @AcidicAims
      @AcidicAims 7 років тому +103

      Taylorsings !!! Aww you're a nice person. :) If I would've done that, I would help them build a new one too.

    • @taylorsings6938
      @taylorsings6938 7 років тому +35

      Goldy Apple thank you💕

    • @mickeystriker9487
      @mickeystriker9487 7 років тому +39

      Taylorsings !!! I wouldn’t even get to the point of destroying it. The child would cry the moment they saw me.

    • @suchs4979
      @suchs4979 6 років тому +22

      you are a good person UNLIKE THOSE WORKS OF THE DEMON WHO DARE TO DESTROY THE SAND CASTLES IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN'S FACES

    • @tanishibadi
      @tanishibadi 6 років тому +16

      At least you helped her! Not alot of people would do that.

  • @zepfrog
    @zepfrog 7 років тому +1757

    One time I went to the beach with a trash bag and I was picking up trash. I took a break, so I put my bag down on my towel and went to swim for a bit, and after a while, I saw a guy legit walk up to my trash bag and pour it all over the floor. Why.

    • @inkypink
      @inkypink 7 років тому +58

      0 0 dude that sucks

    • @shuichisaihara5769
      @shuichisaihara5769 7 років тому +18

      I feel for you man

    • @gogglez8012
      @gogglez8012 7 років тому +30

      0 0 this is why I don't go to the beach, it sucks.

    • @zepfrog
      @zepfrog 7 років тому +29

      well i live in Florida so my family forces me to all the time

    • @-somatryoshka
      @-somatryoshka 7 років тому +54

      PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS WOTH NO CONCIDERATION FOR THE ENVIRONMENT

  • @hannahh1724
    @hannahh1724 7 років тому +904

    when children are playing with like water guns and squirt it everywhere and you end up getting soaked!!!!!!!! love your videos

  • @kiathefluffypotato1464
    @kiathefluffypotato1464 8 років тому +1492

    glass!, when people just leave broken glass and bottles on the beach, this is not your bin, don't leave dangerous items on the beach where people could cut themselves

    • @kiathefluffypotato1464
      @kiathefluffypotato1464 8 років тому +1

      Sir Anime ouch hope it wasn't very serious

    • @kailaisnotonfire7726
      @kailaisnotonfire7726 8 років тому +7

      kia I will put glass in my sand castle...

    • @robyn656
      @robyn656 8 років тому +13

      kia a kid I know got glass really deep in his foot at the beach. He went to hospital and couldn't walk for 3 days

    • @itzbeelzebuddy
      @itzbeelzebuddy 8 років тому

      kia its permission for ppl to cut themselves on the beach

    • @camillelamey625
      @camillelamey625 8 років тому

      kia my mom stepped on a rusty nsill on the beach

  • @CraftyPersonige
    @CraftyPersonige 9 років тому +607

    my beach experiences :
    buys icecream.
    lays towel down
    sits on towel
    bee comes
    swats bee away
    sand on towel
    sand on icecream
    bee in icecream
    de-sands towel
    sand in eyes
    ABORT ABORT

  • @wildfirefox1
    @wildfirefox1 8 років тому +927

    "every disposable barbecue or crisp packet you leave behind will turn into a twelve foot demon that will *STAB STALAGMITES UP YOUR ARSE IN HELL*"
    Me: Damn, Dan, are you okay?

    • @passivesinner9533
      @passivesinner9533 8 років тому +19

      Damn, Daniel! (You okay?)

    • @louisa5835
      @louisa5835 8 років тому +7

      WELL IF YOU WANTED HONESTY THATS ALL YOU HAD TO SAAAAY

    • @dom_mld
      @dom_mld 8 років тому +7

      *incoming damn Daniel jokes*

    • @emilyvelarde384
      @emilyvelarde384 8 років тому +1

      +phan trash number one
      Your profile picture is amazing.
      I never thought I would say this.
      Photoshop is art.

    • @phantrashnumberone2873
      @phantrashnumberone2873 8 років тому

      Gaming Emily ikr
      its the best thing that ever happened to me

  • @sweetnightmare001
    @sweetnightmare001 7 років тому +1601

    I don't go to the beach... I rarely leave the house...

    • @kinseystiffler8234
      @kinseystiffler8234 7 років тому +4

      Sweet Nightmare same

    • @voidoflove2433
      @voidoflove2433 7 років тому +2

      you are a becon of hope may god have mercy on your pure and kind soul

    • @heidiallen5730
      @heidiallen5730 7 років тому +3

      Sweet Nightmare same

    • @mutsu2161
      @mutsu2161 7 років тому +3

      You're so lucky your parents don't force you lol

    • @kaibamar
      @kaibamar 7 років тому +10

      same here i stay on the internet all day

  • @brianna3304
    @brianna3304 7 років тому +1691

    things i hate about the beach:
    1. people
    2. people
    3. people
    4. did i mention people??
    5. seaweed

  • @sincewhen675
    @sincewhen675 7 років тому +2784

    RIP Dan's Ice Cream
    RIP Sand Castle
    RIP Dan's Sanity
    RIP Repeat Button
    RIP Like Button

    • @porcelainwaist
      @porcelainwaist 7 років тому +20

      FLUFF AND MUFFINS RIP Dan's Heterosexuality

    • @lilystunell3910
      @lilystunell3910 7 років тому +9

      FLUFF AND MUFFINS what sanity ??

    • @sincewhen675
      @sincewhen675 7 років тому +8

      Delila Denero Well.....Whatever microscopic shred of it was left....

    • @___softluvs
      @___softluvs 7 років тому +3

      HAHAHAHA I CHOKED WHEN THE BALL HIT DAN'S ICE CREAM XD

    • @lindensalter6713
      @lindensalter6713 7 років тому +5

      What didn't die in this video?

  • @SolventNewt
    @SolventNewt 8 років тому +2026

    I feel like at this point these videos are the only thing keeping Dan sane right now.

  • @holliemai5810
    @holliemai5810 7 років тому +548

    can I have "sand, fuck off m8" on a shirt plz??? 😂

  • @nandiniyella658
    @nandiniyella658 9 років тому +628

    Is it me or is dans concern for a little girls sandcastle adorable?

    • @hannahmclaughlin2643
      @hannahmclaughlin2643 9 років тому +8

      I was just about to comment this :D xx

    • @gyakutenryu
      @gyakutenryu 9 років тому +2

      Awww i know right :)

    • @graceleonard6892
      @graceleonard6892 9 років тому +2

      Awwwww so cute when he is sweet and sensitive!

    • @cortie891
      @cortie891 9 років тому +12

      Grace Leonard Less "Sensitive" and more "Not heartless" would be the correct terminology. ._.

    • @emo_tt
      @emo_tt 9 років тому

      Nandini Y rite ;_;

  • @leahlovegoodd
    @leahlovegoodd 7 років тому +150

    "Firstly, sand f*** off mate" DEAD! I can so relate!

  • @tothemaximun
    @tothemaximun 10 років тому +563

    Put towel down
    Imediate gust of wind
    Towel in face!
    Tuck towel into sand
    Sit down, have an ice lolly
    WASP WASP!
    stand up to bat wasp away
    OH NO sand on towel now
    Shake towel to rid of sand
    SAND IN FACE! SAND ON LOLLY
    WASP WASP ABORT ABORT

  • @countryjunky
    @countryjunky 7 років тому +843

    What I HATE beach:
    1. The water
    Why:
    1. Sharks
    2. Jellyfish
    3. Fish
    4. Stingrays
    5. Currents
    6. Being sucked under
    7. Crabs
    8. Unexpected tsunamis
    9. Waves
    10. Waves bigger than me
    11. Seaweed
    12. Not being able to see what’s lurking underneath me
    Oh, and of course the fact that there are many, many people around me that probably expect me to interact and socialize with them. This is why I stay home and play video games and eat all day instead!
    *Edit: Holy- hOw dId thiS commEnt I mAde wheN I wAs 11 gEt sO mAny rePlies and lIkeS it dOesn’T evEn haVe coRrect graMmaR uSes i-*

    • @Lovelyz_8
      @Lovelyz_8 7 років тому +4

      CountryJunkyPlayz yah same

    • @ewstap9040
      @ewstap9040 7 років тому +14

      The only things I hate about the beach is rocks in the ocean floor, sea weed, FUCKING PEOPLE EVERYWHERE, and hot sand. Damn who hurt you

    • @jessicacopping2724
      @jessicacopping2724 7 років тому +8

      I just hate going outside in the sun, I like the rain better

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 7 років тому +6

      You're more likely to get bit by a human than a shark tbh.

    • @greeneyesmetblack
      @greeneyesmetblack 7 років тому +8

      .... How many unexpected tsunamis have you been in?

  • @mikaelastradling6637
    @mikaelastradling6637 7 років тому +125

    But seriously though what is up with sand?I went to the beach and 6 months later I found sand in shoes that I didn't even take with me

  • @tradgothmiku
    @tradgothmiku 8 років тому +540

    when I was little, I used to build sand castles over rocks, then when someone would step on it they were in so much pain

    • @thePinkKitty3
      @thePinkKitty3 8 років тому +19

      That's an awesome thing to do!!!!! 😂 Thanks for the tip, I'll do that next time

    • @alyssiaeve
      @alyssiaeve 8 років тому +7

      That's the best thing I've ever heard

    • @kyliecrown533
      @kyliecrown533 8 років тому +3

      That's awesome

    • @rinnox7568
      @rinnox7568 8 років тому +4

      You are so clever

    • @winstonthetiger1792
      @winstonthetiger1792 8 років тому +3

      You are a genius, I salut you

  • @coleisreal
    @coleisreal 8 років тому +901

    Once I was at the beach and I saw a group of 2 or 3 teens that ran around kicking these little kids sand castles. I took a giant rock and put it in a sand castle of my own. Then one of the teens ran over and booted it. Wearing sandals. I think he broke his toe, cause I saw him and his friends walking away after that

  • @anabellhernandez4908
    @anabellhernandez4908 7 років тому +436

    Everyone there that's what I hate the most at the beach

    • @dareenalhasawi2832
      @dareenalhasawi2832 7 років тому +2

      Agreed and hi fellow army XD

    • @red_nailsss
      @red_nailsss 6 років тому +4

      I do the like socialising but I once met this child in Spain who only had 7 fingers and 9 toes, my mom now has his mom and face book

  • @questioning1984
    @questioning1984 10 років тому +114

    I remember this one person in particular at the beach who would sit next to me and watch me make crappy sand structures (sand castle, sand dolphin, sand unicorn, ex.), and when I was done stand up and went to the ocean, and while I was admiring my work, DUMP A BUCKET OF WATER ON IT!!!!!

    • @Bex_T
      @Bex_T 10 років тому +22

      You should dump water on their head

    • @questioning1984
      @questioning1984 10 років тому

      I should...

    • @nevertrustanatom1486
      @nevertrustanatom1486 9 років тому

      Wow, didn't you tell him off, or at least your parents or something? Assuming you're a child, of course.

    • @questioning1984
      @questioning1984 9 років тому

      No, I never thought of it. He would've probably kicked me.

    • @purple4evero4
      @purple4evero4 9 років тому

      Sara Dixon Call him some things you shouldn't :)

  • @maddyonline1220
    @maddyonline1220 9 років тому +314

    I've watched this many times and only just now realize that the woman laying behind Dan at 1:45 is topless.

  • @zofiaelliott9187
    @zofiaelliott9187 9 років тому +630

    When you have a picnic on the beach and you find SAND IN YOUR SANDWICHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Also, when you are swimming and you dont know what is under your feet and you feel a piece of seaweed touch your ankle and you scream and swim as quickly to the shore but then find out that it is not a shark but a figment of ur imagination and stupidity. 😂

    • @graceleonard6892
      @graceleonard6892 9 років тому +6

      I wouldn't swim away.......if I thought something was a shark I would faint. NOT OVERREACTING!!!!! If I were taking a fear simulation for dauntless then my worst fear would be being attacked by a shark
      I cried when I watched jaws

    • @theweirdgamergirl1511
      @theweirdgamergirl1511 9 років тому

      Zofia Elliott Or when you step on a ROCK! XD

    • @lovelymess5841
      @lovelymess5841 9 років тому

      Oh glob do i understand you! I have a serious fear of sharks so when anything touches my feet or i see like this huge flipping black Friday like wave come at me i fucking lose it.(*。>Дд

    • @kittehpawz4200
      @kittehpawz4200 9 років тому

      Zofia Elliott I don't like natural bodies of water, so I just sit on the sand and watch people.
      Or read a book.
      Or play Crossy Road/Temple Run ect

    • @famichelle6728
      @famichelle6728 9 років тому +3

      Zofia Elliott But it's called a sandwich for a reason

  • @tirednoodle7973
    @tirednoodle7973 7 років тому +192

    People in general people who run out of the water and splash you as you walk by having trash can everywhere and people put the trash literally everywhere but the trash can

  • @TravelerAtHeart
    @TravelerAtHeart 10 років тому +98

    Worst memory was I once spent 2 hours building a huge sand castle and there were 2 boys from another family near us watching me while playing a game. As I went to sit down on my towel with my parents after finishing the castle, not even 2 metres away from the castle. 5 minutes after sitting down the 2 boys came and jumped on my castle while I watched them! I stood up and stormed over and gave them hell for it. Their excuse was they didn't know I built it even though they were watching me the entire time. Scolded them to hell and back, and made them return to their parents with their tails between their legs. I was 10...

    • @thepantherpringles8594
      @thepantherpringles8594 9 років тому

      I wish I had the courage to do that D: I live in England and even though no on ever goes to the beach there is alot of beach and when the kindof rare random hulk guy appears ruining everyone's fun (I would have a pokemon reference here but I'm not the biggest fan :P) If anyone shouts it echos all over teh UK srsly xD I shy

    • @thepantherpringles8594
      @thepantherpringles8594 9 років тому

      Ermegherd

    • @Basedandlainpilled
      @Basedandlainpilled 9 років тому

      Lisa k we got a badass over here

    • @amberferreria9889
      @amberferreria9889 9 років тому

      Again. Praised! Praised like the Sun!

    • @graceleonard6892
      @graceleonard6892 9 років тому

      Douches

  • @arwyn_davis3501
    @arwyn_davis3501 8 років тому +964

    "There's miles of beach... and they decide to settle down right next to me"
    Me: there's so much couch available... and josh is sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME"

  • @Taco971
    @Taco971 10 років тому +520

    What pisses me off when I go to the be- .... Oh wait. I have no social life :D

  • @LaurenT3G
    @LaurenT3G 7 років тому +222

    Seaweed.
    Fricking seaweed.

    • @haydariyyah
      @haydariyyah 4 роки тому +6

      ROCKS
      too.

    • @raisin589
      @raisin589 4 роки тому +1

      the worst thing...
      seaweed.
      on.
      rocks.

  • @awayoflife4110
    @awayoflife4110 7 років тому +312

    Ugh! I hate people destroying other peoples' sandcastles! I even keep my dog on a lead if we go past one on the beach. I also hate people littering. Do they not realise that there are BINS ON THE BEACH!!!

  • @meggriffon5124
    @meggriffon5124 9 років тому +95

    One time when I was like 3, these like 10 year olds built a freaking sand slide. And they were nice enough to let other people go down it. So I went down it. And got sand in my mouth. So my mom thought "oh. The best way to get sand out of your mouth is water" so she decided to have me rinse out my mouth with the salt water in the sea... Rather than give me one of the extra water bottles that we brought with us. 😂

  • @mickysauce1747
    @mickysauce1747 8 років тому +452

    PEOPLE THAT DONT LOOK AFTER THEIR CHILDREN LIKE I SAW THIS KID SITTING NEXT TO HIS DAD WHO WAS DOING NOTHING AND THE KID LOOKED PRETTY BORED AND THEN HE WENT OVER TO THIS LIL GIRL AND HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH HIS SPADE AND HIS DAD DID NOTHING

  • @mathildelykkegaard3434
    @mathildelykkegaard3434 7 років тому +484

    Dan: Pun intended
    Me: NO pHun INtEndED

    • @stephanieverbeek3989
      @stephanieverbeek3989 6 років тому +15

      mathilde Lykkegaard TYLEEEER JOOOSEEEEPH

    • @jas7949
      @jas7949 6 років тому +22

      fast food greasy taco I love

    • @beebupp
      @beebupp 6 років тому +21

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS HI CLIQUE
      Hey you know what I hate at the beach
      Coconut coconut sharks in the water
      Jk I love them
      Good god I need to leave I was so tired when I wrote this

    • @priscilajacobsenbisker4403
      @priscilajacobsenbisker4403 6 років тому +3

      HEY FELLOW CLIKKIE!

    • @ClarisseColumnas
      @ClarisseColumnas 5 років тому +4

      rip npi and rab

  • @angelatheinternetscout8433
    @angelatheinternetscout8433 8 років тому +524

    Oh my god I HATE IT WHEN THE SAND IS WAY TOO FUCKING HOT TO WALK ON! LIKE IM NOT TRYING TO WALK ON THE SUN!

  • @vodkathespacecat8533
    @vodkathespacecat8533 8 років тому +342

    When the person next to you wants to talk to you.

  • @violetdowan7535
    @violetdowan7535 7 років тому +164

    When you go in the water and EVERYTHING gets in your bathing suit...

  • @smallblueblondie880
    @smallblueblondie880 8 років тому +543

    what's worse is when sand gets in your swimsuit and all over/in your junk.

    • @laurenthesock1612
      @laurenthesock1612 8 років тому +2

      I know right

    • @jessecarlson3552
      @jessecarlson3552 8 років тому +29

      i went to the beach in a bikini once (and i usually wear a one piece because i'm really skinny and people can see all my bones) and for weeks after that i was still finding sand in my vagina

    • @cloudyhearts4578
      @cloudyhearts4578 8 років тому +1

      Hi, I'm Jess OMFG 😂

    • @bringmethemilkmother5855
      @bringmethemilkmother5855 8 років тому +10

      Tmi overload

    • @Pyraticalpunk
      @Pyraticalpunk 8 років тому +1

      Bring me the milk mother no milk for you

  • @caliehougaard1831
    @caliehougaard1831 7 років тому +122

    When you try to put on sandles or flip-flops but there is sand in between your toes, so uncomfortable

    • @shawnaf8727
      @shawnaf8727 7 років тому

      Calie Hougaard I recommend using baby powder and taking a shower when you get home, it does the trick

  • @gracej588
    @gracej588 8 років тому +2008

    he shook his dan towell by dan howell

  • @cerisewoodson7922
    @cerisewoodson7922 7 років тому +21

    I love how mad Dan gets at destroying a sand castle.
    He would be such a good dad.

  • @erikaallen9595
    @erikaallen9595 8 років тому +169

    I went to the Pier in California and some guy selling ice cream ran into me with his ice cream cart and then I fell into the water.

  • @boke2364
    @boke2364 7 років тому +139

    When you are trying to relax and someone runs right beside you and gets sand all over you.

    • @janeoak06
      @janeoak06 6 років тому +1

      IS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE BLACK VEIL BRIDESSS

    • @hayls_s
      @hayls_s 6 років тому +1

      I love yur profule picture

    • @beebupp
      @beebupp 6 років тому +1

      When there's a dog and ordinarily that would be fine but its wet and you don't want wet dog hair and sand all over you

  • @mairenyaf
    @mairenyaf 8 років тому +288

    *Was I the only one who heard him say "PHIL" in the bloopers?*

    • @bringmethemilkmother5855
      @bringmethemilkmother5855 8 років тому +48

      Maireny Fernandez lol because Phil was throwing the pink ball

    • @mairenyaf
      @mairenyaf 8 років тому +39

      Butter Popcorn I thought Phil wasnt even there 😂😂😂 sometimes im way too stupid 😂😂😂

    • @annahardink1933
      @annahardink1933 7 років тому

      Maireny Fernandez no because it was v noticeable

  • @mila-louwootton1171
    @mila-louwootton1171 7 років тому +288

    I can't look at dan the same way because he wears that jacket when he play's the girl characters!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @SomehowStillSane
    @SomehowStillSane 10 років тому +327

    I live in Florida, you literally cannot even go to the nicer beaches because all the shitty tourists who do stuff like this will PREY ON THE WEAK

    • @mogicorp6589
      @mogicorp6589 10 років тому +11

      Same I live in Miami and these FUCKING NORTHERNERS FLOCK DOWN HERE FOR THE WINTER LIKE MIGRATING BIRDS AND CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT THE HEAT AND SAND AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE ALL WHILE EATING CRAP AND CAUSING TRAFFIC AND INSULTING THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE

    • @DunkelheitEbony
      @DunkelheitEbony 10 років тому +1

      Lucifer is our overlord I live in MN, and I am, coincidentally, not a fan of the cold. At all. I'd love to flock down to Florida like a migrating bird, but you know this incredible thing I wouldn't do? Complain about the heat when I'm coming from fucking Minnesota to GET AWAY FROM THE COLD (That sounded so arrogant, I'm sorry xD). I'm disgusted that they insult the people that actually live in Florida though.

    • @pyromaniac8705
      @pyromaniac8705 10 років тому +1

      I live in Florida to...I know how you feel

    • @cheerldrceejay3
      @cheerldrceejay3 10 років тому

      Ugh, the same shit happens here in Georgia where I live. -_- I've started going to smaller islands near private beaches to avoid tourists and people who do everything Dan just described smh.

    • @cavesoup
      @cavesoup 10 років тому +5

      I would like to apologize for all the horrible, horrible people of my species.
      - A Northerner tries not to be buttface

  • @sachikawaii
    @sachikawaii 9 років тому +106

    the amount of times ive yelled at shitty people for stamping on my niece's sand castle and made them help her make it again and told them that they would die horribly if they didn't, is impossible to count.

    • @cottencloud5811
      @cottencloud5811 9 років тому +7

      Next time find a bunch of rocks or bricks. Make a pile and build a castle around it. Anyone that kicks that sandcastle is in for a nasty surprise... and maybe a broken toe 🙃

    • @sachikawaii
      @sachikawaii 9 років тому +1

      Ooooo thank you for giving me ideas

    • @springvixen4013
      @springvixen4013 9 років тому +1

      +Sachi Rae White You are an awesome aunt

    • @amys1999
      @amys1999 9 років тому

      +Nathan Donaldson you couldmfind rocks at the beach instead of bricks

    • @kiwo9647
      @kiwo9647 9 років тому

      +Sachi Rae White What I would do :P

  • @lucicartwright3647
    @lucicartwright3647 10 років тому +266

    My sis remembered that a bunch of guys were gonna come and kick down her sand castle. So she covered a rock with sand and formed her castle from there so when they kicked it the broke their toe on her rock.lol.

  • @falloutphan7341
    @falloutphan7341 10 місяців тому +6

    casually watching 10 year old danisnotonfire videos and reliving being 16 and watching them for the first time :D

  • @anniesullivan6579
    @anniesullivan6579 10 років тому +263

    Once upon a time I was lying next all alone in peaceful bliss when a girl I didn't know came and lied down next to me. In order to try and ignore her I stared to READ AND LISTEN TO MUSIC WITH MY HEADPHONES!!! And for some God forsaken reason she decided this would be the PERFect time to strike a conversation. I ignored her of course pretending my music was to loud. Therefore she rips my earphones out of my ear and asks me if I would move. I told her "You can move" and then she said "No way! You move I deserve this place more than you!" so I stare her dead in the eye with a dead expression on my face and VERY Quitely whisper "Ill move but when the demons come to your house in the middle of the night don't say I didn't warn you" She then scram a little and I said "Run." and she did

    • @evanblount8711
      @evanblount8711 10 років тому +12

      How to deal with annoying people! The best guide on the internet

    • @nataliex71
      @nataliex71 10 років тому +1

      Omg! Im so doing that when someone bothers me

    • @jodi4558
      @jodi4558 10 років тому

      Omg...
      Well that was a solution

    • @jodi4558
      @jodi4558 10 років тому

      Ooh I love your profile pic (sorry that was off topic)

    • @TheDementedUnicorn1
      @TheDementedUnicorn1 10 років тому +9

      Yeah right, dream on that never happened! That's the silliest story I have ever heard.

  • @cassidycabrera1944
    @cassidycabrera1944 7 років тому +130

    when a wave knocks me into a back flip.......its horrible

  • @olivia36341
    @olivia36341 8 років тому +202

    1. when you are relaxing then the breeze comes and its nice until IT BLOWS SAND ALL OVER YOU
    2. putting flipflops back on. Ugh it's like painful because of the sand!
    3. Sand in your swimsuit
    4. When you go try to do something fun then realize everyone is watching you because they have nothing better to do with their lives. (Example: You build a sandcastle, look up, and see just a whole family standing a few meters away from you and totally judging you.)

    • @morgansong2456
      @morgansong2456 8 років тому +15

      YES ALL OF THESE ARE ME BUT #4 I RELATE TOO ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL

    • @megasauruss
      @megasauruss 8 років тому +3

      YES I RELATE

    • @englishmapping6762
      @englishmapping6762 8 років тому +1

      olivia36341 once I went snorkeling and Found sand in my PRIVATES LIKE WTF

    • @liv_upthere4456
      @liv_upthere4456 8 років тому +1

      olivia36341 YASSSS OLIVIAS UNITED

    • @olivia36341
      @olivia36341 8 років тому

      XxOliviaxX YAS GURL

  • @gloriavaldez7762
    @gloriavaldez7762 7 років тому +19

    OMYGOD THE AD THAT I GOT BEFORE THIS HAD TOXIC PLAYING. WTH THIS IS PERFECT.

  • @Somno_toska
    @Somno_toska 10 років тому +192

    It's been about what, 6 years since iv'e been to the beach? my last memory was some douche going all god-zilla on my kingdom, then started making fun of me. Instead of killing him, I kicked some sand into his shoe, kicked him in the shin, and ran away. lmao.

  • @dexvoanmillerknight9589
    @dexvoanmillerknight9589 8 років тому +194

    "sand, fuck off mate" is literally my favourite thing that I've ever heard Dan say

  • @jenniferamyrandolph7364
    @jenniferamyrandolph7364 8 років тому +207

    why do I like listening to Dan complain so much

    • @AcidicAims
      @AcidicAims 7 років тому +9

      Jennifer Amy Randolph because he's British and it's what he does best.

    • @kinseystiffler8234
      @kinseystiffler8234 7 років тому +1

      Jennifer Amy Randolph @ me

  • @potatoplays8205
    @potatoplays8205 7 років тому +32

    When you spend the rest of your time at the beach making a sand castle that looks like a professional artist made it to go get some ice cream and LITERALLY WATCH someone yell "Hey, dude! Look at this stupid sand art! I'm going to destroy it!". I was so mad that before that guy could destroy the only thing making me happy at that oven of a beach, I yelled at him. He didn't care that I yelled at him, so I slapped him in the face. Don't attempt to destroy aggressive people's sand castles. Especially NOT mine.

    • @gogglez8012
      @gogglez8012 7 років тому +2

      Snowy Owlz101 I did the right thing

  • @delfi101010
    @delfi101010 9 років тому +345

    you know what gets me mad when i'm at the beach? the beach. i hate the beach

    • @insolubleCorrosion
      @insolubleCorrosion 9 років тому +1

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @mausoleummuelosaum
      @mausoleummuelosaum 9 років тому +5

      I hate The beach, and I live on an island. Made. Up. Of. Beaches. Fuck.

    • @delfi101010
      @delfi101010 9 років тому +4

      +Jacob Birch i despair for your future. although living in an island sounds nice

    • @mausoleummuelosaum
      @mausoleummuelosaum 9 років тому +3

      +DelfinaLourdes It could be nice. But it's a Danish island. So it's cold as fuck. It rains in the summer and the beaches are filled with jellyfish.. Ffs.

    • @delfi101010
      @delfi101010 9 років тому +4

      oh god

  • @confidentaf8883
    @confidentaf8883 7 років тому +143

    When I was 5 I made a crappy sandcastle. But at that time it was like a child to me, and then as I went off to death for decorations I saw two teenagers step on it. On purpose. Now you might think I would say "I cried for an hour" or some shit like that. Nope. I walked up to them, pour on my face and they started to look sorry, then I smiled evilly, and started chasing after them chucking sharp seashells and rocks at them I found on my walk to find decorations and when I caught up to them after a few minutes I grabbed a stick, whacked them with it, and screamed at them, "IF YOU DO THAT TO ANYONE ELSE I WILL DO THIS AGAIN." By that point they just nodded and walked off, scared, while I was still trying to calm myself down. I realized SOMETHING was wrong with me when I was thinking of sharpening the stick and stabbing them later.

    • @sugarchan8787
      @sugarchan8787 7 років тому +6

      Well that's one way to do it 😂👌🏻

    • @gogglez8012
      @gogglez8012 7 років тому +1

      3mma 1i113y your a genius

    • @rosegordon03
      @rosegordon03 7 років тому +1

      Wow

    • @harrietantrobus4578
      @harrietantrobus4578 2 роки тому +1

      I know I’m super late, but WELL FUCKING DONE, you’re a legend 🤣🤣👌

  • @weirdautunm
    @weirdautunm 8 років тому +442

    A seagull once attacked my mom

  • @abby.rayne423
    @abby.rayne423 Рік тому +3

    i didn’t think binge watching Dans old videos would spark some rage in me. every time i go to the beach there’s a group of probably 18 year old boys with overinflated ego’s playing some sort of ball game (usually american football) and they’re so inconsiderate. they don’t give a shit about everyone else around them. they could have a whole sea cost worth of beach to play on but they’ll always end up falling into someone’s grandma

  • @randomjenn5004
    @randomjenn5004 8 років тому +236

    SAND IN YOUR SWIMSUIT AND THAT AWKWARD WALK YOU DO BECAUSE OF THE SAND. sorry jusy had to.

  • @llama__corner1853
    @llama__corner1853 8 років тому +475

    I would smash sandcastles.....
    only my own because they always suck :(

  • @DumbBunni11
    @DumbBunni11 8 років тому +228

    This was the first video of Dan I ever watched.

    • @lizp1210
      @lizp1210 8 років тому +12

      i watched ONE dan video and now im addicted (i just realised its christmas when i looked at the date) holy crap wat am i doin with my life

    • @Ratje..
      @Ratje.. 8 років тому +8

      Selenator Selena_Goalz jep I've got the same problem. I also started to get fking ironic and sassy....
      help...

    • @georginabarras7936
      @georginabarras7936 7 років тому

      Same! Back in like 2013 lol

    • @royalblackthecubes2432
      @royalblackthecubes2432 7 років тому

      SociallyAwkwardPotato flying mint bunny!

  • @nojerama788
    @nojerama788 7 років тому +110

    OHMYGOSH IS THAT SORTED FOOD?!?!?!?

  • @thatlonerkid9372
    @thatlonerkid9372 11 років тому +21

    I was at the beach and was reading a comic and then put it on my towel and for a walk came back the guy next to me used MY comic to use for fuel to cook his food in a BBQ

    • @pixelpartylpstvsachiko7485
      @pixelpartylpstvsachiko7485 10 років тому +5

      OMG THAT IS SO MEAN! What kind of person does that! I would have just told that guy, stay out of my property and your gonna have to pay for that comic. It cost 14 bucks.

    • @garnetrose001
      @garnetrose001 10 років тому +5

      I'd probably be like, 'woah woah woah woah, what the fuck m8? Do you even realize that's my fuCKING COMIC YOU'RE USING?' (I'm sorry i care for books too much i cant bend books the slightest bit)

  • @AshsModeratelyInterestingLife
    @AshsModeratelyInterestingLife 9 років тому +344

    Sits back
    Gets popcorn
    Gets ready to read the comments of the fucked up things that happened to people on the beach

    • @martinapassaggi6058
      @martinapassaggi6058 9 років тому

      +Ella's Moderately Intresting Life I have no popcorn left, can I have some?

    • @AshsModeratelyInterestingLife
      @AshsModeratelyInterestingLife 9 років тому +1

      +Martina Passaggi if u can eat fast enough

    • @kamrynisnotonfire8178
      @kamrynisnotonfire8178 9 років тому

      literally me

    • @juuzousuzuya1690
      @juuzousuzuya1690 9 років тому +3

      +Ash's Moderately Interesting Life I got a rusty nail stuck in my foot and then realised three days later that it was still there. I am now left with a scar.

    • @springvixen4013
      @springvixen4013 9 років тому

      +elephantlongtrunk 1 Ooooh that's gotta hurt

  • @seemneleib7831
    @seemneleib7831 7 років тому +132

    SORTED! why is no one talking about the guys from sorted being here? HI

    • @Premanator2000
      @Premanator2000 7 років тому +8

      I got so excited when I saw mike omg

    • @rosiedavies6497
      @rosiedavies6497 7 років тому +8

      Blue Bubbles Ben would never use a ball, or stamp on a little girls sand castle irl

    • @rofeitl
      @rofeitl 7 років тому +4

      I know. I adore both channels

    • @vansarm13
      @vansarm13 7 років тому +1

      Ben making a sandcastle. My life has meaning.

  • @ensemblemagazine7104
    @ensemblemagazine7104 4 роки тому +5

    These videos have come up on my recommendations again, and honestly I couldn’t be happier

  • @lizziewaugh9731
    @lizziewaugh9731 7 років тому +19

    when you're just walking on the beach when a massive dog just runs full speed right in front of you and almost trip over

  • @sodasnap5036
    @sodasnap5036 10 років тому +49

    When you're just sitting on the beach, all comfortable and you love the breeze and how it's not too warm or too cold... THEN A LITTLE KID FREAKING SPLASHES THE WHOLE OCEAN ON YOU!

    • @redactedredacted658
      @redactedredacted658 10 років тому

      When your playing in the waves and a teen just bodyboards over and knows your there-"OMFG WTF WTH Y U BODY BOARD ONTOPA ME"
      Wors. Expirience. Ever.
      😑

  • @kiwi-ho2up
    @kiwi-ho2up 9 років тому +144

    Is it just me or does Dan's British side really show in this video? (not meant to be offensive just saying he uses more terms and stuff) Maybe because he's so mad

    • @cocoowen9344
      @cocoowen9344 9 років тому +3

      He is very British in this

    • @chloepotter1524
      @chloepotter1524 9 років тому

      +Coco Owen true...

    • @hollyamber8269
      @hollyamber8269 9 років тому

      +Coco Owen I'm British and I'm pretty sure he's being normal... Although we do use long terms. 😄

  • @ryleemadison7255
    @ryleemadison7255 5 років тому +6

    dan is so protective of that little girl's castle i might cry.

  • @hannahandjennyshow4598
    @hannahandjennyshow4598 8 років тому +608

    Is it called sand because it is in between sea and land?

  • @caitlincrockford-smith5185
    @caitlincrockford-smith5185 8 років тому +293

    People in general just annoy the shit out of me.

  • @ronaldtheant
    @ronaldtheant 8 років тому +655

    Did anyone see the bunch of sweat on his shirt

  • @rosexx4869
    @rosexx4869 7 років тому +126

    Can you please do a video of what not to do at the bank

  • @royaltea5971
    @royaltea5971 7 років тому +12

    He’s like the voice of my inner repressed rage thanks for putting it into words Dan

  • @narwhalmadness1526
    @narwhalmadness1526 8 років тому +141

    I hate when people catch Jelly Fish and throw them on people!

    • @jessicasalgado9492
      @jessicasalgado9492 8 років тому +17

      what kind of beach do you go to. i mean where i go people throw seaweed on eachother

    • @narwhalmadness1526
      @narwhalmadness1526 8 років тому +2

      Jessica Salgado I go to the ones in Alabama and Mississippi. The beaches there are pretty much the only ones where people do stuff like that.

    • @CharlotteReidsWonderland
      @CharlotteReidsWonderland 8 років тому +4

      OMG! Really? That's horrible!

    • @narwhalmadness1526
      @narwhalmadness1526 8 років тому +1

      CharlottesWonderland I have like 20 lines across my back and neck. ALSO 16 on my arms and 11 on my legs. What's the worst? 2 across my face.

    • @CharlotteReidsWonderland
      @CharlotteReidsWonderland 8 років тому +2

      No way! That's not on! I'm struggling to understand why people would do that! :P

  • @lg8747
    @lg8747 9 років тому +76

    Steps on sand castle only to say "haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Never looked better and you can't stand it."

    • @wrenpeters5173
      @wrenpeters5173 9 років тому +1

      Best comment.

    • @crazymarshall1505
      @crazymarshall1505 9 років тому +2

      One panic at the disco reference

    • @bananacakes114
      @bananacakes114 9 років тому

      Best
      Comment
      Ever.

    • @amysaysbye
      @amysaysbye 9 років тому +1

      Libby Greer i love your profile pic and that panic reference was perfect

    • @lg8747
      @lg8747 9 років тому +1

      Thanks :3

  • @somethingedgy5143
    @somethingedgy5143 6 років тому +2

    I love how you care about little kid's sand castles and creations its adorable.

  • @SophieRussellMusic
    @SophieRussellMusic 9 років тому +94

    "Hey Sophie, come to the beach with us!"
    "No thanks, I don't like the beach."
    "How can you not like the beach?!"
    *shows them comments section of this video*

    • @Bex_T
      @Bex_T 9 років тому +3

      Best comment

  • @ayahhineiti4446
    @ayahhineiti4446 7 років тому +92

    Everyone is going to attack me but I'd much rather go to the woods then the beach :///

    • @witherrose_mo
      @witherrose_mo 7 років тому +7

      Same or the mountains

    • @stellaasplund4104
      @stellaasplund4104 7 років тому +2

      tol but smol crybaby
      Same

    • @AcidicAims
      @AcidicAims 7 років тому +8

      The woods are nice.Very quiet, very peaceful. I love the woods.

    • @johannagustafsson212
      @johannagustafsson212 7 років тому +4

      Me too mate. Much less sand, serene and tranquil atmosphere and best of all: less people.

    • @jamescharles5944
      @jamescharles5944 7 років тому +2

      cherry cola same my house is the middle of a wood

  • @PurplePlaysMC123
    @PurplePlaysMC123 10 років тому +55

    You should put a big rock or something in the castle, so when people kick it, they'll hurt their toes :P

    • @chloemason6204
      @chloemason6204 10 років тому +13

      I've done that to make it stable and they broke their toe and tore up there nail

    • @darciestevenson7900
      @darciestevenson7900 10 років тому +4

      I laughed so damn hard at this

    • @alinyi1897
      @alinyi1897 10 років тому +2

      Chloe Mason You're a hero

    • @lilladybug137
      @lilladybug137 10 років тому

      brilliant

  • @luciereeves4482
    @luciereeves4482 4 роки тому +6

    Dan getting all angry over the little girl's sandcastle is so adorable 😭 he's so underrated.

  • @ivaperic4064
    @ivaperic4064 8 років тому +14

    WHEN PEOPLE RANDOMLY WANT TO TALK TO U LEIK IM SOCIALLY AWKWARD I DOMT WANT THIS

  • @coconutsharks4029
    @coconutsharks4029 6 років тому +13

    4:01 THE WAY HE LOOKED AT AND SAID PHIL AHJKSHF

  • @amazinggamerglitter6539
    @amazinggamerglitter6539 7 років тому +52

    LIFE LESSON: NEVER GO OUTSIDE EVER

  • @kathyhostetter9426
    @kathyhostetter9426 4 роки тому +4

    I remember seeing someone accurately described seaweed stroking their legs as Satan stroking their legs smiling creepily whispering mayonnaise

  • @Hannmukbang
    @Hannmukbang 10 років тому +46

    well when you are lying on the beach and then a random group of really annoying boys or girls comes next to you and starts screaming and playing a really random loud game of volley ball or something. Or when you are peacefully reading or watching the sunset and then this random stranger comes up to you(preferably a very very strange person) and then they start trying to ramble onto you about some really random stuff that they feel like talking about

  • @codastaggs6937
    @codastaggs6937 10 років тому +124

    I hate it when I am digging a little pond, then some idiot decides to build theirs next to mine then, while digging, throws sand inside my hole.

    • @codastaggs6937
      @codastaggs6937 10 років тому +61

      Ok, 'my hole' sounds weird, I meant my moat lol

    • @Bex_T
      @Bex_T 9 років тому +1

      Ikr 😑

    • @arielodessa1963
      @arielodessa1963 9 років тому +3

      'Throws sand in my whole'

    • @denisereyes3023
      @denisereyes3023 9 років тому +1

      Odessarose Jackson That's what she said.

  • @omtai
    @omtai 9 років тому +101

    when you're just riding the waves in the sea and then for no reason a giant tsunami hits you and you get like 500 gallons of sea water in your lungs. i hate that.

    • @mollyroberge6405
      @mollyroberge6405 9 років тому +4

      Says garnet

    • @whywhy5771
      @whywhy5771 9 років тому +1

      or you could be aware of your surroundings and if you see a wave approaching that is too big for your ability simply duckdive under it before the lip forms...

    • @nikkilewinskie8969
      @nikkilewinskie8969 9 років тому

      So relatable

  • @isabellatheresemateo3961
    @isabellatheresemateo3961 3 роки тому +4

    To anyone binging Dan because fuck it we miss him, please do not forget to hydrate and eat. If you don't know what to cook well what a coincidence, because the actors that Dan interacted with for this video (yes be proud of our boi that he made friends then and there) are Normal Mike and Chef Ebbers from SortedFood, if you like Dan and Phil banter with delicious food that hasn't roasted by Gordon Ramsey head there now!!!
    That's all, stay safe people, COVID is still among us!! Lovelotsss

  • @catstackz2741
    @catstackz2741 10 років тому +271

    Also this one time, I saw a guy collecting bunch of pebbles and shells, so I watched what he was gonna use them for, and it took a super long time but he wrote out in huge letters, "will you marry me Sarah?" And it was really pretty, but... the moment he left to go to the bathroom, three guys just ran up and fucking destroyed the whole thing, and right when they ran away the guy who did it came out of the bathroom, not to mention the girl I'm guessing was Sarah just arrived at the beach, and his whole plan was ruined....

    • @cryvnii
      @cryvnii 10 років тому +23

      Aww poor dude :((

    • @maymayw4186
      @maymayw4186 10 років тому +48

      I really want to snap off the heads of the jerks who destroyed it and watch them bleed to death in a dark pit full of roaches and spiders
      not exaggerating at all bc this just makes me so unbelievably mad

    • @samakhalil8438
      @samakhalil8438 10 років тому +2

      omg noooooo

    • @imnotactuallyacat3979
      @imnotactuallyacat3979 10 років тому +3

      Oh, Geesus, no. No, that's horrible

    • @EJzoneTV
      @EJzoneTV 10 років тому +6

      :( who does that? LIKE WTF?!

  • @slugintub2642
    @slugintub2642 5 років тому +11

    ”be proud of me, I didn't commit homicide”- Daniel Howell,
    2013

  • @yeevee_
    @yeevee_ 4 роки тому +10

    "be proud of me, i didn't commit homicide" my new life motto

  • @donkey1512
    @donkey1512 4 роки тому +6

    I watched this like 6 years ago and only now did I realise that was Ben and Mike from sortedfood.

  • @teresanebotsanjuan9369
    @teresanebotsanjuan9369 8 років тому +11

    AAAH I DIDN'T RECOGNISE MIKE THE FIRST TIME I SAW THE VIDEO BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT SORTEDFOOD AND NOW I'M FANGIRLING SO MUCH OMG

    • @katelynmarsh8102
      @katelynmarsh8102 8 років тому

      Teresa Nebot Sanjuán I was waiting for this comment!!!