POV: You experience your first company meeting in corporate hell

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  • @imafirinmahlazahr
    @imafirinmahlazahr 11 місяців тому +4035

    "We lost 15 employees"
    We hired 4 new employees to fulfill..."
    Uh oh

    • @theslappablejerk
      @theslappablejerk  11 місяців тому +1692

      If they believe in the mission they will able to pick up the slack. They are looking for team players, not quitters

    • @GreasedSwine
      @GreasedSwine 11 місяців тому +189

      @@theslappablejerkah yes, come be a “team player” and work in a completely isolated cubicle where you will do nothing but respond to emails

    • @pikekeke
      @pikekeke 11 місяців тому +84

      @@theslappablejerk "We only hire rockstars!"

    • @ABCEasyas--
      @ABCEasyas-- 11 місяців тому +48

      So, each new hire takes the work of four people? That isn’t a challenge. That is a nightmare and potential grievance.

    • @ReddFrank
      @ReddFrank 11 місяців тому +81

      My current corporate nightmare downsized from 15 people to 6 because "sales were exponentially decreasing" even though as a manager I file the total sales every evening and they're literally the exact same as last year 💀 this hits so close to home it's not even funny.

  • @imsleepy620
    @imsleepy620 11 місяців тому +4401

    this dude's ability to portray soulless shells of people is astounding

    • @shanegarcia5963
      @shanegarcia5963 11 місяців тому +54

      Makes you wonder….

    • @myriah_smile521
      @myriah_smile521 11 місяців тому +75

      @@shanegarcia5963he ate their souls and now that’s how he’s able to be them so well

    • @peanutrbuckle9123
      @peanutrbuckle9123 11 місяців тому +54

      He’s a lawyer, so he’s had to grift and grime with the worst

    • @VVVLF
      @VVVLF 11 місяців тому +20

      @@peanutrbuckle9123is that actually true???

    • @tmkay_
      @tmkay_ 11 місяців тому +17

      ​@@VVVLFit is

  • @sunflash101
    @sunflash101 11 місяців тому +3679

    I really expected more from these new hires if they're going to make it. We're not just coworkers here - we're family.

    • @z-master4749
      @z-master4749 11 місяців тому +74

      aaaauuuggghhh. How despicable

    • @circuz4167
      @circuz4167 11 місяців тому +138

      My favorite thing to hear before they mercilessly work you until you die internally

    • @osuplaeyurreallygood
      @osuplaeyurreallygood 11 місяців тому +53

      ​@@circuz4167or actually work you to death via warehouse collapse while the CEO is on a nice trip to space

    • @codpug
      @codpug 11 місяців тому +20

      Let's take a paidless work trip to work on building a bond with each other.

    • @crummyregent0527
      @crummyregent0527 11 місяців тому +10

      So if the girl behind the counter and I "got to know each other" would the Appalachian Anthem play?

  • @colinkrause5119
    @colinkrause5119 11 місяців тому +1095

    "Check out this guy, he's thinking 'yeah I can get used to this'" Set shivers down my spine and made me recoil. You're too good.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 11 місяців тому +118

      I wish I could put into words the bad feeling it gives me. It feels so gross in the moment but you try to explain it later and it sounds silly

    • @nekonetflux2258
      @nekonetflux2258 11 місяців тому +11

      @@DeathnoteBBHe was born with the eyes of a shinigami, his favorite food was strawberry jam.

    • @GodspeedProductionsStopMotions
      @GodspeedProductionsStopMotions 11 місяців тому +37

      Why the boss would act like you would be so excited about receiving sandwiches. That's all it takes to make you satisfied

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 11 місяців тому

      @@nekonetflux2258 Yeah I was, what about me?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 11 місяців тому +5

      @@GodspeedProductionsStopMotions Found the boss

  • @TheRoseWolf
    @TheRoseWolf 11 місяців тому +1229

    "We are here to change the world!"
    My guy, you sell subpar insurance for the most obscure household appliances

    • @Dak1549
      @Dak1549 11 місяців тому +50

      "Our mission statement is to provide the best insurance for combo dishwasher/clothes dryers on the planet! And let me tell you all right now... we're nailing it!"

  • @migut
    @migut 11 місяців тому +485

    that was so unproffesional of the new hires to stand in the wrong spot, i think the jersey mike budget should be cut until they realise their wrongdoings

    • @theslappablejerk
      @theslappablejerk  11 місяців тому +215

      Unfortunately they are going to take it as him “overreacting” 🙄 Little do they know that they not only get an opportunity to sell insurance, but get the opportunity to actually change the world by working for this amazing company, which is actually more like a family ❤️

    • @FishAesthetic
      @FishAesthetic 11 місяців тому +29

      ​@@theslappablejerk We're not just selling insurance to customers, we're giving our "family" the gift of peace of mind.

  • @stuartshields3762
    @stuartshields3762 11 місяців тому +765

    The sad thing is I used to fall for the fake nice-boss routine. You're nailing the exact vibe and its giving me flashbacks.

    • @vapingfury4460
      @vapingfury4460 11 місяців тому +124

      Especially if your young and it's your first proper job

    • @InshasChoice
      @InshasChoice 11 місяців тому +56

      I would too. But I feel like you can sense the ones with huge problematic egos - seeing the way they treat others and how you are left feeling after every interaction

    • @stuartshields3762
      @stuartshields3762 11 місяців тому

      ​@@vapingfury4460 Yup. They depend on the young

    • @stuartshields3762
      @stuartshields3762 11 місяців тому +24

      @@InshasChoice For me that was a skill I had to learn. Slowly.

    • @Yore297
      @Yore297 11 місяців тому +9

      Stockholm Syndrome

  • @adams8830
    @adams8830 11 місяців тому +255

    I love how he even captured the passive aggressive "can't follow simple directions lol jk" jab at the employees.

    • @bubbleboy821
      @bubbleboy821 11 місяців тому +10

      And they didn't even have enough time to process the information and walk up there

    • @DJ-iu5bb
      @DJ-iu5bb 10 місяців тому +8

      ​​@@bubbleboy821also doing that while they are eating their sandwiches like he's interrupting them while they are eating

    • @loristechtime
      @loristechtime 10 місяців тому

      Yea it’s just a joke

    • @tylerlaprade642
      @tylerlaprade642 2 місяці тому +1

      After telling them “anywhere is fine”

  • @breadcrumbhoarder
    @breadcrumbhoarder 11 місяців тому +175

    We’re not here to make money, we’re here to strive for our mission. Our mission is to make money for someone else.

  • @FlymanMS
    @FlymanMS 10 місяців тому +11

    The best part is "it's not only about money" when it's most often actually ONLY about money

    • @ChrisMGermann
      @ChrisMGermann 3 місяці тому +2

      Especially during layoffs and annual reviews, "look guys, at the end of the day, we're a business. We're here to make money, that's just the world we live in."

  • @mondobe
    @mondobe 11 місяців тому +956

    I think the reason this character resonates so negatively with me personally is because his personality is exactly the same as the engineering teacher I had to endure for 2 years in high school.

    • @sunflash101
      @sunflash101 11 місяців тому +43

      You had an engineering teacher in high school? Just out of curiosity, are you referring to a specific subject like physics?

    • @BladerMario
      @BladerMario 11 місяців тому +10

      Guitar teacher for me dude relatable

    • @robertmusil1107
      @robertmusil1107 11 місяців тому +42

      We all had these teachers. There is a reason they are highschool teachers. It was the only position they can have their power trip without any backlash because they are against kids. At least in the past. Nowadays parents can tell them to stfu which is so nice.

    • @walterclements_
      @walterclements_ 11 місяців тому +12

      @@sunflash101engineering is typically its own class, they hire people from rop (programs) to teach for the class. provided the school is rich enough to accommodate for the subject

    • @daddyt4202
      @daddyt4202 11 місяців тому +1

      Basically my English teacher

  • @ExplosiveBrohoof
    @ExplosiveBrohoof 11 місяців тому +42

    I like the detail where all 15 of the former employees voluntarily chose to quit.

  • @dillonbrown1877
    @dillonbrown1877 11 місяців тому +157

    Being given an unclear set of instructions and then reprimanded for your attempt to carry them out really takes me back to the military. "It's not that hard! Just get up and sit down. No, not like that!"

    • @wariyoshidirector
      @wariyoshidirector 10 місяців тому +7

      "Figure it out" "Why hasn't this been done? I'm disappointed" "Beckins got it done. He figured it out."
      All coming from some E-6 who only made rank because they happened to get a really high-visibility position.

    • @the_local_bigamist
      @the_local_bigamist 3 місяці тому

      @@wariyoshidirector Does the latter refer to people from wealthier backgrounds getting higher ranks due to going to the right schools and all that? Its a big thing in Britain. A lot of my friends are veterans and have talked about hating some of the higher ranks due to them being posh wankers. Also the whole "royal" thing, notorious pedophile member of the "royal family" Lord Mountbatten held a very high rank in the Navy (I think) and was the last "Viceroy of India" which was a lingering thread from the colonial British Empire. People under his command hated him and gave him the nickname "Mountbottom" due to his thing for boys... The whole British military serves the "crown" as they are the head of state and so the class system basically dictates the military hierarchy just like every other institution.
      Anyway I'm glad I didn't sign up when my friends did as we didn't have many opportunities, but the military are always there looking for new squaddies in such areas (as we call servicemen and women but usually referring to low rank). Some people even enlisted as a way to avoid prison for serious crimes - the judges seemed to like that where I grew up. Maybe they were ex-military or had an understanding with the local barracks (army and navy) but a lot of people would plead guilty and enter the military as part of their guilty plea to avoid jail time for violent offences like assault, GBH (General Bodily Harm), ABH (actual) and maybe other offences relating to weapons, threatening behaviour and the like. My granddad who served in WW2 and had no choice helped me make my decision by explaining that they send people like us to fight the wars of the rich (even though fascism had to be stopped ofc). No disrespect to veterans though.

  • @HariboStarman
    @HariboStarman 11 місяців тому +223

    Good display of leadership. Putting the new hires in the spotlight and making them all verbally confirm they’re ‘up for the challenge’ is sure to make them work harder

  • @MySonNamedBort
    @MySonNamedBort 11 місяців тому +64

    I had a boss who literally had us read a book called “Mindset” and said we are a mission based company. It’s a slimy thing startups do to get young and idealistic people to work harder in a substandard work environment.

  • @syr72
    @syr72 11 місяців тому +33

    The horrible fitting clothes is so accurate

  • @alexha2884
    @alexha2884 11 місяців тому +214

    As a recent college grad I appreciate you making me comfortable with scenarios I’ll run into soon

    • @yuriy5376
      @yuriy5376 11 місяців тому +13

      That's if you're lucky 😂

    • @alexha2884
      @alexha2884 11 місяців тому +30

      @@yuriy5376 right. Can’t find a job to save my life lol

    • @thefrog4990
      @thefrog4990 11 місяців тому

      @@alexha2884I can’t even find a minimum wage job. The job market is so brutal right now.

    • @alexha2884
      @alexha2884 11 місяців тому +8

      @@thefrog4990 truly. Hope you find something soon tho!

  • @psychedelicpegasus7587
    @psychedelicpegasus7587 11 місяців тому +18

    "We're a family here". RUN! Run far, run fast!

  • @MK5JETT
    @MK5JETT 11 місяців тому +47

    he snuck in that they had to attend this meeting on their lunch break too, very well done !!

    • @michaeldeboer
      @michaeldeboer 10 місяців тому +7

      It feels like he just walked into the lunchroom while everybody was eating and started a speech forcing everyone to listen, cutting into personal break time with work info.

  • @ethanbielby8125
    @ethanbielby8125 11 місяців тому +46

    The "corporate middle manager" laugh is perfect lmao

  • @TheSpartan445
    @TheSpartan445 11 місяців тому +258

    Bro, this is pretty accurate, when i used to work as a machine operator for a door manufacturing company, those speeches sounds.. prettty damn familiar. At the spot i used to work in like 2 years i literally saw.. like 12-13 people come in and fuck off, and we had to pick up the slack. I quit that job a few years ago, not worth it, especially if you have options. SO THIS sir, pretty damn accurate from the speeches to rude boss. PERFECT

    • @novashnova1232
      @novashnova1232 11 місяців тому +2

      MO's get so much shit from production managers and floor managers, if it wasn't for a gag order I'd love to say my stories.

  • @Gupnik
    @Gupnik 11 місяців тому +111

    I can't even begin to imagine the horrors one must go through to understand the inner workings of such a foul and despicable creature.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 11 місяців тому +3

      In my experience, it’s knowing one too many of these kind of people

  • @YuYuYuna_
    @YuYuYuna_ 11 місяців тому +45

    OH GOD that part of "we're not here to make money, we're here to support our company mission!" hurts me so much.
    The amount of jobs I've worked like that pains me to hear it again.

    • @boooster101
      @boooster101 11 місяців тому +4

      Nothing but a guilt trip while the upper echelon couldn't give less of a c*** about the mission.

    • @tbkswagg
      @tbkswagg 11 місяців тому +1

      Funny thing is when you get really attached even in a startup when 30ish people work and it is really a bit more like making money for you and some people it is not for these ones and tuey will leave you with a full 360 when they cant use your esrly motivation anymore

    • @thefrog4990
      @thefrog4990 11 місяців тому

      And the company mission is to make money 😂

  • @chucklesmcgee5693
    @chucklesmcgee5693 11 місяців тому +22

    The “check out this guy, he’s thinking ‘Yeah, I could get used to this’” is EXACTLY what my boss does. Omg.

  • @haveyouheardofthehighelves
    @haveyouheardofthehighelves 11 місяців тому +203

    Every time I think I should down tools and get an office job I go to my head office for a meeting and am quickly reminded that if I had to do this more than once every 3-6 months I would top myself before the year is out.

    • @jk-gb4et
      @jk-gb4et 11 місяців тому +3

      what does top yourself mean

    • @alexjeffrey3981
      @alexjeffrey3981 11 місяців тому +32

      ​@@jk-gb4etself life end

    • @FrizzRizzle
      @FrizzRizzle 11 місяців тому +27

      @@jk-gb4et To commit self Oof

    • @jk-gb4et
      @jk-gb4et 11 місяців тому

      @@alexjeffrey3981 😔😔

    • @maybemablemaples2144
      @maybemablemaples2144 11 місяців тому

      ​@@jk-gb4etdo the Kermit

  • @elijahbuscho7715
    @elijahbuscho7715 11 місяців тому +15

    In his head he's a brilliant, charismatic leader, serving the company in it's mission to change the world. He also somehow thinks that hassling employees about how they take their PTO is aligned with that mission.

  • @kiri9089
    @kiri9089 11 місяців тому +12

    The fact that this meeting is happening during lunch is a disturbing thought, like stepping on you necessary break time

  • @evanmccrady3707
    @evanmccrady3707 11 місяців тому +34

    This is so good, you talking about the "mission" made me instantly hate your guts you seriously play the best villains

    • @jdoteasy1
      @jdoteasy1 11 місяців тому +6

      Yeah sure I’m here to change the world selling paper lmao

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 11 місяців тому +2

      Their mission is to change the world by making their CEO money

  • @fredskull1618
    @fredskull1618 11 місяців тому +72

    It seems we’ve got a revolving door, but not of the usual office kind. Let’s hope the fresh faces are more than temporary placeholders and that they’ll fare better than those who’ve found greener pastures elsewhere.

  • @gaiusthejurist8445
    @gaiusthejurist8445 11 місяців тому +16

    I love how the shirt he wears clearly does not fit and the tie is made so sloppily (hoping both were intentional elements of the character haha)

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 11 місяців тому +3

      It’s possible it is intentional given the character raised by grandparents

  • @adsffdaaf4170
    @adsffdaaf4170 11 місяців тому +15

    The passive aggressiveness is spot on

  • @Nikillem
    @Nikillem 11 місяців тому +71

    Jersey mikes is spot on 😂😂

    • @theslappablejerk
      @theslappablejerk  11 місяців тому +62

      This one firm I worked at it was Jersey Mike’s if they were happy with us but if we fell just the slightest for the month (even February which didn’t make any sense since it’s a short month) we would get Long John Silvers. They knew that they were doing, it was sick 😂

    • @starwarsstats4263
      @starwarsstats4263 11 місяців тому +8

      @@theslappablejerkLong John Silver’s makes Jersey Mike’s look like a 3 michelin star dining experience

  • @davidvenom
    @davidvenom 11 місяців тому +10

    Can’t wait for the “you’re laid off from your job in corporate hell”

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 11 місяців тому +11

    I have left every employer that acted this way and do not regret it.

  • @lonesomebeetroot3376
    @lonesomebeetroot3376 11 місяців тому +135

    Lmao my corporate hell was landing a management position at a mall for a whopping $16 an hour. He called me in on my day off because someone called out and demanded I stayed the whole day. Then I got pregnant and he wanted me to work overnights at 7 months along with preeclampsia. I felt sick one night and told him I was going to the hospital and he told me we didn’t have enough people for me to leave and I told him there was only one of my baby and only one of me and walked out and was induced that night because I might’ve actually DIED if I hadn’t. Gotta love America

    • @kenji2342
      @kenji2342 11 місяців тому +15

      glad u quit. may God bless your family

    • @unknown8789
      @unknown8789 11 місяців тому +8

      “Gotta love america” america also gave you the freedom to quit your job and find a better one. Try quitting your job like that in russia or china

    • @khakipeach2128
      @khakipeach2128 11 місяців тому +11

      @@unknown8789ngl bro I find it funny when people go down the path of working for a mega corporation, and then complain that it’s soulless. Like tf would they expect? Then proceed to complain about capitalism and the US

    • @unpseudototalementnormal517
      @unpseudototalementnormal517 11 місяців тому +30

      ​@@khakipeach2128idk maybe they expected to work with other humans

    • @michz9304
      @michz9304 11 місяців тому

      ​@@unknown8789she'd actually be taken care during childbirth and wouldn't have to worry about giving a leg and arm for it since it's pretty much free. She'd also have to go into hibernation if she was in China since it's tradition for a mother to do nothing and have herself be attended on for 30-100 days - it's called confinement. So actually she might be better off and treated like an actual human being there 😅 america hates human beings. Especially women. She's better off moving abroad where she'll actually be shown human dignity and compassion.

  • @blastdamage
    @blastdamage 11 місяців тому +6

    I'm going back to my call center job tomorrow after several months of medical leave and this made me want to crawl into a hole and cry like a toddler.

    • @avril.227
      @avril.227 9 місяців тому +1

      Find something else. (If you can in your area) It isn’t worth it. (Been there) You deserve better 💛

    • @blastdamage
      @blastdamage 9 місяців тому +1

      @@avril.227 There's nothing quite like call center (ex)worker solidarity. I truly appreciate the kind words ❤️ I'm currently looking for another job. On god I'll get myself out of this hellhole

  • @nickdekort000
    @nickdekort000 11 місяців тому +9

    you really did nail the “im above you and you my subordinate monkeys who i will humiliate public to try to make myself appear powerful” mindset though

    • @ChrisMGermann
      @ChrisMGermann 3 місяці тому

      While also exuding "I am the least valuable member of this team and everything would run smoother if I just didn't show up" energy. The best position to delegate to automation, based on cost-reward analysis, is management...

  • @NeuroticPixieSlasher
    @NeuroticPixieSlasher 11 місяців тому +23

    I work in advertising, and about 10 or so years ago, my then-boss did an anonymous survey "Which clients do you hate working with the most." We chuckled a bit at the fallout, how key people in the industry rushed to publicly announce their allegiance to their clients on Facebook, and that was that. However, about a year ago, I had a coworker who was working at one of our country's top and largest network agencies at the time of that poll. He said it caused a massive shitshow, since most of the "most hated" clients were their clients - so it was clear that their employees contributed to that poll. It was chaos, the higher ups were furious, the damage control was way more extensive than we had seen at the time, the employees were getting lectures and speeches and whatnot. And all because of an amonymous poll that said "40% of ad people don't like working with XYZ company; of them, 10% experience disappointment, 5% experience rage, 3% feel sad."

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 6 місяців тому +1

      Just goes to show: anonymous surveys are not anonymous

  • @ada5851
    @ada5851 11 місяців тому +8

    It is just like toxic corporate management to show subtle resentment while doing something nice for staff like buying everyone lunch.

  • @budgetincrease
    @budgetincrease 11 місяців тому +19

    This felt oddly personal…

  • @mihalis1010
    @mihalis1010 11 місяців тому +7

    I genuinely hope this dude is living a better life now, because he clearly has seen some shit to be able to portray these characters to this degree.

  • @OddMateNubby
    @OddMateNubby 11 місяців тому +45

    I am in bed on a Sunday morning with toast and a mug of pumpkin soup, and now I get to ruin it by watching this! Thanks TSJ! ❤

    • @IronClique
      @IronClique 11 місяців тому +3

      Damn, that breakfast sounds lit.

  • @JL_____
    @JL_____ 11 місяців тому +6

    Him : 0:44 "Anywhere over there😇"
    **New hires stand somewhere over there like he assked**
    Also him: 2:10 "Not right there, there!🤦... Can't follow simple directions"

    • @ChrisMGermann
      @ChrisMGermann 3 місяці тому

      Guess what, newbies?? That's going to be every single day of your life you work for this guy... Another manager that can't lead, and that's his team's problem somehow...

  • @crinklyonion1410
    @crinklyonion1410 11 місяців тому +14

    I’ve been using these videos to practice my poker face, and I’ve got to say, it was so hard to not cringe that my head hurt.

  • @bremcurt9514
    @bremcurt9514 11 місяців тому +27

    Haha, wow he's so kind. I sure hope he doesn't use kindness as a currency allowing him to be awful to people in the process.
    That would be crazy, haha. But maybe he is a little crazy.. 😊😊😊

  • @alexisalvarez2330
    @alexisalvarez2330 11 місяців тому +4

    It's almost scary how well he can portray a sociopath, he's wasted here, he should be a proper actor.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 11 місяців тому +1

      And give up these life lessons on microcosms of abuse?

  • @Baphomet_420
    @Baphomet_420 11 місяців тому +3

    He's got the gaslighting perfect.

  • @FishAesthetic
    @FishAesthetic 11 місяців тому +5

    This gave me some sort of PTSD flashback to every corporate place I've worked and i think i need to check into a mental hospital now. Thanks

  • @Ferrerman
    @Ferrerman 10 місяців тому +2

    This is so sad. I had a boss at a homeless shelter who talked like this, it wasn’t until the end that I found out he actually didn’t truly value me as an employee who did care about the mission. I had specific talents and he didn’t want to utilize them.

  • @crimsonblad5
    @crimsonblad5 11 місяців тому +7

    My mission is to make money. Don't talk to me on my lunch break. It isn't paid.

    • @theslappablejerk
      @theslappablejerk  11 місяців тому +5

      Is that the attitude of a team player? 😕

    • @JcoleMc
      @JcoleMc 11 місяців тому +1

      It actually is paid for those sandwiches aren't free

  • @ChrisMGermann
    @ChrisMGermann 3 місяці тому +2

    Walks into a room full of his employees, can't tell which people he hasn't met before, immediately "jokes" that it's their fault...

  • @pissapocalypse
    @pissapocalypse 10 місяців тому +2

    When i heard the "we lost 15 employees last month" and "we arent here to make money" i could just imagine the suffering

  • @qwertyrhino9497
    @qwertyrhino9497 11 місяців тому +35

    This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever.

  • @izabotenno
    @izabotenno 11 місяців тому +1

    when he went, “when I say new hires, you stand up and hustle on over there” it reawakened my dormant suicidal tendencies for a moment there

  • @Nojnoj
    @Nojnoj 11 місяців тому +4

    Hate when people act like they know what I'm Thinking

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 11 місяців тому

      Mind readers, mind readers everywhere

  • @holdenwinters68
    @holdenwinters68 11 місяців тому +2

    Your videos are so eerily accurate. They make my soul hurt.

  • @kevinkem1210
    @kevinkem1210 11 місяців тому +1

    I despise how accurate this was. Amazing job as always!

  • @peter.5585
    @peter.5585 11 місяців тому +26

    Lol this is too relatable 🤣🤣 you’re a talented dude! Also, any chance we might get another Maurice and Sensei LaDew video in the future??

  • @ExcellentEmperor
    @ExcellentEmperor 11 місяців тому +4

    Truly this is one of Humanity's most depraved forms of torture.

  • @michaelwalker8100
    @michaelwalker8100 11 місяців тому +2

    It took me until Mark to realize that this meeting is occurring during lunch

  • @lilietto1
    @lilietto1 11 місяців тому +2

    I like you videos because I like to steer clear of this kind of job. Everywhere I worked, it was clear that this was just a job, you're supposed to do it well enough but no one is expecting you to become personally engaged.

  • @DaFrienze0
    @DaFrienze0 11 місяців тому +3

    I would have no problem with ignoring the geneva convention when dealing with this particular character. Your acting is impeccable❤.

  • @AdrianPawlak-nj6ll
    @AdrianPawlak-nj6ll 11 місяців тому +6

    00:28 Addressing new hires, emphasizing a forthcoming speech.
    00:59 Mission-focused work culture, not just about money.
    01:42 Previous employee loss, importance of overcoming challenges.
    02:10 Introducing and welcoming new hires.
    02:24 Emphasizing readiness for challenges ahead.

  • @ColbztaTV
    @ColbztaTV 11 місяців тому

    These videos piss me off but you are so insanely talented I can't help watching them.

  • @abnuridd24
    @abnuridd24 10 місяців тому +1

    I hate when someone does the "look at this guy, he's thinking..." ugh nothing gives me more existential dread than those people and you knew to add that in right away. This is the kind of dream you have when you sleep in Saturday morning and you wake relived that you're not actually at work.

  • @andrewbyrnes6389
    @andrewbyrnes6389 11 місяців тому

    Love the unclear directions, followed by insult, followed by ‘just kidding’.

  • @hailon_rias7341
    @hailon_rias7341 11 місяців тому

    God I love these corporate ones! I hope he does more

  • @birdie8006
    @birdie8006 3 місяці тому +1

    This is giving me ptsd from formerly working at a marketing firm run by a narcissist LOL

  • @KOrgan0414
    @KOrgan0414 11 місяців тому +1

    This whole channel is like a train wreck that I can’t look away from. Keep it up, love it.

  • @toastedmalteser3613
    @toastedmalteser3613 11 місяців тому +11

    There should be a place where everyone can list their ex-boss' work email and have these sketches attached weekly.
    So many people need to see this...

  • @kallenamos1085
    @kallenamos1085 11 місяців тому +2

    I thought the joke would be they were all getting laid off, and he wanted them to stand in front to humiliate them. This is somehow worse XD

  • @leddmask
    @leddmask 11 місяців тому

    Companies trying to convince employees they aren’t there for money is top tier delusion and I have heard that crap multiple times.

  • @Allstin
    @Allstin 11 місяців тому

    This character IS the challenge
    I’d love to be a part of this company’s family

  • @laugama-not-real
    @laugama-not-real 11 місяців тому +10

    I was working for my neighbor for a month this summer and when you just meet him every once in a while he seems nice and funny but after the first week I couldnt stand him. He would always have this positive attidude but he couldnt stop instructing and making remarks as soon as I didnt do everything the way he imagined. The way that this charechter says check out this guy he's thinking... is so accurate. And when I said that I am only working for a month he started getting so manipulative and saying you cant leave camon I have so mach left to do, your gonna stay right, you will only waste your time at home like what are you even doing there.
    I just wanted to say that the charachter is accurate

  • @elVAMPERR
    @elVAMPERR 11 місяців тому

    Literally my fav UA-camr rn

  • @jinlinquirarte
    @jinlinquirarte 10 місяців тому

    Please keep doing those sketches to help remind me that I'd never go back to corporate America

  • @chromaether
    @chromaether 11 місяців тому +1

    the worst part of it all is he was taking their lunch break time

  • @nate-ox5lw
    @nate-ox5lw 11 місяців тому

    This is one of my favorites

  • @devinrecon9580
    @devinrecon9580 10 місяців тому

    This has the same energy as “Life is good, but it can be better”

  • @Alehuhu
    @Alehuhu 11 місяців тому

    This gave me chills bro

  • @theagent918
    @theagent918 11 місяців тому +1

    Can't wait for the, "You run into your boss outside of work" to come up

  • @brettzforeman
    @brettzforeman 11 місяців тому +2

    Oof, this guy is a real piece of work. I can't even tell if he was shaming Mark for his appetite or his work ethic.

  • @frankjennings4489
    @frankjennings4489 11 місяців тому +1

    It’s so real it hurts.

  • @smw1193
    @smw1193 11 місяців тому +1

    This man can make 2 and a half minutes feel like an hour.

  • @Amberrpottss
    @Amberrpottss 11 місяців тому

    these vids keep me going in tough times

  • @koob9446
    @koob9446 22 дні тому

    The "Check out this guy! He's thinking 'Ya, I can get use to this.'!" was painful

  • @genericyoutubeusername6462
    @genericyoutubeusername6462 11 місяців тому

    this gave me anxiety
    PERFECT!

  • @4n0mie
    @4n0mie 11 місяців тому

    obsessed with his tie... it looks like a kitchen drawer full of spoons and it makes me dizzy when I look at it

  • @eztv8128
    @eztv8128 11 місяців тому +10

    another banger

  • @davedelirious2180
    @davedelirious2180 11 місяців тому +4

    I like to imagine no one's responding to anything he says or asks them to do

    • @ABCEasyas--
      @ABCEasyas-- 11 місяців тому

      It’s only him in the skit. Everything else is left up to your imagination.

  • @paul_warner
    @paul_warner 11 місяців тому +2

    This guy saw Office Space and thought Limburgh was the hero

  • @tymoteuszsleziak4877
    @tymoteuszsleziak4877 11 місяців тому

    How can he be so tense yet so easy going at the same time.... The body language is top notch. Someone should get this guy to play in a movie or sth, the acting is better than in most movies nowadays...

  • @TammySlammy69
    @TammySlammy69 11 місяців тому

    Your videos are so cozy

  • @matthewsawczyn6592
    @matthewsawczyn6592 11 місяців тому

    This gave me corporate PTSD. Literally felt my heart clench 😅

  • @BrianAndBethany
    @BrianAndBethany 10 місяців тому

    This is so accurate it makes me want to shut off the video because I felt like I was working.

  • @hobotim8656
    @hobotim8656 11 місяців тому

    I despise the way you clear your throat but I can't stop watching these videos.

  • @lukecullen2394
    @lukecullen2394 11 місяців тому +4

    oh my god, is this the future of the "nice" guy

  • @Eterna7Forms
    @Eterna7Forms 11 місяців тому

    The misaligned tie and condition of that shirt are such high level details.

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 11 місяців тому +1

    “We like to spoil people here”
    *insults them for eating the sandwiches*

  • @profile3649
    @profile3649 11 місяців тому

    This filled me with so much dread.