Sex Ed! British VS American | Evan Edinger & Dodie Clark

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  • @madie7507
    @madie7507 7 років тому +3756

    when i got period i was really calm i was like:
    "oh im bleeding, i must be dying"
    and then my friend said
    "finally"

    • @lucyisconfused9788
      @lucyisconfused9788 7 років тому +27

      Veronica Sawyer OMG YOUR USERNAME

    • @makii3535
      @makii3535 7 років тому +57

      Veronica Sawyer
      heathers and hamilton oh my

    • @reilly7522
      @reilly7522 7 років тому +22

      Veronica Sawyer I never knew what it was or why it happened but I knew it was a period 😂

    • @deadx3257
      @deadx3257 7 років тому +2

      Veronica Sawyer hahaha cool

    • @ewstap9040
      @ewstap9040 7 років тому +1

      ME FUCKING 2

  • @lpspricness
    @lpspricness 9 років тому +1154

    "when yr penis points up, it's pointing to god" OH GOD I LOST IT

    • @WrightJustice1991
      @WrightJustice1991 9 років тому +13

      +AllTimePhan "OH GOD I LOST IT" haha

    • @cheerykira
      @cheerykira 9 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂
      also good username and pic

    • @kiritik9811
      @kiritik9811 9 років тому +1

      Online Free >>> plus.google.com/118067986676756381675/posts/HEtP9gzWzWQ

    • @kittywittywoo144
      @kittywittywoo144 9 років тому +7

      LMAO SAME,"your penis is happy to see God" IM DEAD

    • @LOOKATMYEPICNESS
      @LOOKATMYEPICNESS 9 років тому +18

      build God then we'll talk (; pls tell me someone gets that

  • @sage7352
    @sage7352 7 років тому +4585

    "Im from New Jersey"
    *Everything is legal in New Jeresy*

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 5 років тому +2545

    “You stick yer pee pee in the woo hoo and you go WOOOO!!!”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m on the floor

  • @syrwen
    @syrwen 6 років тому +1740

    Grounding a girl for having her period, it seriously sounds like how Margaret White shunned Carrie White in Stephen King’s Carrie...

    • @g0406
      @g0406 5 років тому +7

      Omg so true

    • @jesskhan09
      @jesskhan09 5 років тому +24

      I’m surprised that her school didn’t teach about periods. I got my lesson at school when I was age 11. But also had a talk from my mother too.

    • @dashiefiles
      @dashiefiles 5 років тому +12

      So did the mom not ever have a period or....

    • @Attackontrashcan
      @Attackontrashcan 5 років тому +3

      If so then... That girl might have a conversation with her mom

    • @JulietteVeronica1201
      @JulietteVeronica1201 5 років тому

      That’s what I thought!

  • @hannah._.1592
    @hannah._.1592 7 років тому +704

    A kid in my sex ed class asked, “So a man is like a factory, and a woman is like an incubator?” and honestly he described it better than any of my teachers have.

    • @natsudragneel8396
      @natsudragneel8396 6 років тому +1

      Hannah _ 😂 hahahaha

    • @Flupenius
      @Flupenius 6 років тому +5

      Hannah _ a factory? What?! The woman makes the babes

    • @dickiewongtk
      @dickiewongtk 6 років тому

      Brotato 2007 do you know what is an incubator?

    • @Flupenius
      @Flupenius 6 років тому

      Wong Tik Ki yeah i do (well maybr hes right)

    • @bobgilford5887
      @bobgilford5887 5 років тому +2

      hannah ._. Man is a car. Woman’s a garage.

  • @thecornerofcraft
    @thecornerofcraft 9 років тому +1510

    As I was an overweight child, the bleep test was torture. I didn't want to be the first to drop out, but I was often second! So embarrassing and I cried every time... PE at school wasn't the highlight of my life.

    • @FlatlandsSurvivor
      @FlatlandsSurvivor 9 років тому +43

      You don't have to be fat to be unfit. Everytohguht I was athleticause I was skinny, but it is just cause I didn't eat enough.

    • @tessgonzalez285
      @tessgonzalez285 9 років тому +37

      Ughh same, I would be the first one out and it would be so embarrassing

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 9 років тому +8

      +Enoan If you're fat you will not be a great runner, but sure many of the strong men are fat.

    • @FlatlandsSurvivor
      @FlatlandsSurvivor 9 років тому +19

      Völundr Frey
      I was first out every year, 5'11", 125 pounds. there is no weight left for muscle, If i was a girl, i would have a pretty figure, but I am a guy so a hourglass is not generally considered attractive (actually, my bi friend says I am hot, but no one heterosexual agrees with him)

    • @pr3tty_in_p1nk
      @pr3tty_in_p1nk 9 років тому +25

      I just went "fuck it" and never tried.

  • @poppyclare8620
    @poppyclare8620 5 років тому +394

    In my school there are posters in the medical office that say 'no glove, no love' and 'don't be silly, wrap that willy' so everytime you feel sick, you have too look at these posters all around the room... 😐

    • @ren_3708
      @ren_3708 4 роки тому

      Omg

    • @mr_slidey
      @mr_slidey 4 роки тому +3

      @Marshall Davis it is true, my school has similar posters

    • @klontjespap
      @klontjespap 4 роки тому +5

      we had a poster about all the diseases you could get by smoking when i was in high school.
      we learned some great obscenities to throw around.

    • @Dutch3DMaster
      @Dutch3DMaster 4 роки тому +11

      An organisation in my country had posters with the text "Don't fuck up your new relationship with an old STD" and featured a couple (there were variations, girl-boy, boy-boy and girl-girl) kissing while one of them held up a condom, or you had the same duo kissing while fictional previous partners were looking over their shoulder.
      I thought they were pretty awesome and straight to the point, and the fact they used cusswords made the message come accross quite well, I think.
      These were throughout the school by the way, most schools in my country probably do not have a medical office.

  • @k.sharma6104
    @k.sharma6104 6 років тому +2883

    I had a friend who moved to America and had nobody to do the egg test with. So she was alone, caring for the egg and when her teacher asked 'who's your partner?' She said "I'm a single mother, like over half of the mothers in the nation." and her teacher gave her a hard candy.

    • @mr.midnight23
      @mr.midnight23 6 років тому +250

      Wow. If someone in my school said that they would get detention for “arguing”

    • @dallasjune583
      @dallasjune583 6 років тому +43

      Yea thats accurate
      also good name

    • @emilierose8231
      @emilierose8231 6 років тому +21

      phanic! at the disco love your profile pic

    • @abrianaperera6781
      @abrianaperera6781 6 років тому +4

      Love ur username

    • @jinniegenie405
      @jinniegenie405 6 років тому +30

      and then everybody clapped

  • @bfallon7076
    @bfallon7076 8 років тому +439

    As a 15 year old I have never had a class talking about sex or had my parents talk to me about it, but the internet has provided me with an abundance of information on the subject.

    • @WrenchBreaker
      @WrenchBreaker 7 років тому +5

      ikr

    • @skylermurphy9573
      @skylermurphy9573 7 років тому +8

      Linnamonroll love your profile picture

    • @rovertdoow1st
      @rovertdoow1st 7 років тому +13

      I remember being taught about sex Ed in year 5, then the day after we got a talk about porn cause a load of people were caught watching it that day by their parents and blamed it on the class.

    • @achilles-w-5409
      @achilles-w-5409 6 років тому

      You honestly have the best profile picture and username XD

    • @worldofmyth5955
      @worldofmyth5955 6 років тому

      Linnamonroll Yus your name and profile picture is amazing x3.

  • @p5ych0t1x
    @p5ych0t1x 6 років тому +1555

    *YOU CAN NOT GROUND SOMEONE FOR HAVING A PERIOD*

    • @caliecat8275
      @caliecat8275 6 років тому +94

      COOKIE OVERLOAD yea seriously the mom didn't even explain to her what it was and the girl panicked YOU CAN'T GROUND YOUR KID FOR SOMPTHING THAT WAS YOUR FAULT!

    • @robinschuelke2056
      @robinschuelke2056 6 років тому +24

      I think it was because of the bloodied towels

    • @caliecat8275
      @caliecat8275 6 років тому +58

      @@alisluv still not something that should be punished. She can't control that.

    • @laramatheson1154
      @laramatheson1154 6 років тому +79

      I agree, you can’t ground someone for being scared, after it was the mums fault for not educating her child about a natural occurrence for women. Plus, the girl thought she did something wrong and the Mum grounding her just proved her point. That’s an awful thing to do.

    • @annkatrinscheffler6152
      @annkatrinscheffler6152 6 років тому +39

      @@alisluv Imagine you suddenly start to bleed and you don't know why and you're really embarressed and scared and you're getting punished for it. I knew what the period was as I got it the first time and it still was scary

  • @okayloll
    @okayloll 5 років тому +2418

    My headteacher is actually a lesbian and my school is very good in educating us about lgbtq+ and how they are intimate with eachother. Homophobia is also punished very severely and there are posters around the school saying “some people are gay, get over it”

    • @jazzediceberg1175
      @jazzediceberg1175 5 років тому +86

      We've got those too

    • @rubyhunt7108
      @rubyhunt7108 5 років тому +142

      All schools need that

    • @kermitthefrog1133
      @kermitthefrog1133 5 років тому +70

      Ruby Hunt yes but when u have them in every hallway and usually multiple in a classroom, especially in English department, it becomes unnecessary to have that many.

    • @27raniyah
      @27raniyah 5 років тому +28

      We have those signs literally everywhere.

    • @827ella
      @827ella 5 років тому +26

      In Scotland they are all over the hallways

  • @Amourislit
    @Amourislit 7 років тому +214

    when i was in health class they were talking about when females were with a male and then the teacher corrected herself she said "or when a female is with a female or a male is with a male, each of those are alright" then she just continued with her lesson. im not lgbtq+ myself but im a strong supporter of those who are and even that little comment made me happy

    • @Amourislit
      @Amourislit 7 років тому +2

      nobletea 3400 sorry! I forgot people can't make mistakes. This is the internet.

  • @ac5426
    @ac5426 8 років тому +723

    when I was little I used to think gay meant attracted to boys and lesbian meant to be attracted to girls, so whenever someone wpuld say something bad about being gay/lesbian I would say "Who cares if they're gay, IM GAY." oh... how right i was...

    • @strawberryfinch5100
      @strawberryfinch5100 8 років тому +9

      Andy omg that's amazing

    • @hannahyoung2137
      @hannahyoung2137 8 років тому +25

      Andy I did too!
      Like when someone told me I was gay i Was like ' yeah I like boys'
      Now I am ace

    • @ac5426
      @ac5426 8 років тому +12

      Hannah Young ACE BUDDY. Nice to meet you, great person of acehood.

    • @hannahyoung2137
      @hannahyoung2137 8 років тому +5

      Andy yaaay, hoi

    • @danieladeandaa
      @danieladeandaa 8 років тому +3

      Andy omg same

  • @jesuseugene4612
    @jesuseugene4612 8 років тому +629

    i remember in grade 6 (in australia) we got a little complimentary purse filled with pads and tampons that we could keep on us just in case and they answered pretty much all of our questions
    bless that sex ed teacher

    • @bridget8677
      @bridget8677 7 років тому +1

      nat
      Same.

    • @junipersweet3250
      @junipersweet3250 7 років тому +1

      Same in uk for me

    • @mcpugbuddies
      @mcpugbuddies 7 років тому +7

      Lucky, my school doesn't care what we feel

    • @elemiott
      @elemiott 7 років тому +3

      nat In year 4, a few 3rd graders walked in as we were about to start. she thought it would be a good idea to say to them "hurry,year 4rs are doing the 'juicy stuff".not only that,but she made us EAT POPCORN durring the video. I threw up later...I'm Aussie too,let's share the pain of learning bout this together!

    • @blank6430
      @blank6430 7 років тому +2

      nat I'm in Australia and I hope sex Ed for me is like that but it's a few years away for me though

  • @vertex235
    @vertex235 5 років тому +767

    my school never had sex ed. My parents never talked about it. I just learned it from my friends + the urban dictionary

    • @crimsaw7293
      @crimsaw7293 5 років тому +45

      xxVRTX_DRFt23 same but my weird friend in third grade really gave the whole group a sex lesson like he was the fucking teacher

    • @calaisgray4510
      @calaisgray4510 5 років тому +12

      I just watched movies

    • @micheletaggart5699
      @micheletaggart5699 5 років тому +8

      Same,my parents don't know I know so I'm just waiting for them to figure out,because I realy don't want to go through "the talk"

    • @chloesgrass4143
      @chloesgrass4143 5 років тому +10

      Urban dictionary is the place to go if you need to know anything in slang term

    • @pinkgrapefruit6321
      @pinkgrapefruit6321 4 роки тому +5

      This kid found out when they were like seven and then they told everyone so thats how i found out😬

  • @aliceash396
    @aliceash396 9 років тому +138

    I remember in sex ed (UK) being taught how to put on a condom, about other kinds of contraception, periods, we had to make posters about STI'S, were taught nothing about sexuality or other kinds of sex, and were taught that instead of having sex we should probably just go to the cinema or the park. In high school we had literally one lesson a year in year 8 and year 9 and that was it. I remember saying to my head of year at a meeting "You gotta improve your sex ed because there's at least 3 pregnant girls in your year group right now" and instead of improving sex ed she just put me in isolation for not telling her who.

    • @aliceash396
      @aliceash396 9 років тому +2

      Oh and also I know at least 3 girls in my school thought they were dying when they got their first period. I had to help out a year 7 kid in the toilets who was in a cubicle crying on the phone to her dad.

    • @aliceash396
      @aliceash396 9 років тому +1

      +SunshineGold yeah I don't think my high school taught about it but I learned in my primary school maybe? But I know some primary schools didn't teach it and all the girls who didn't know had grown up with their dad's but they still should have known to teach them! I grew up with my dad but he got my sister to explain it all to me but she was a teen and felt awkward about it so it didn't really go that well haha.

    • @Faith-zv9xr
      @Faith-zv9xr 9 років тому +4

      my year got told to never have anal sex or any other kind of sex than vaginal sex. THANKS FOR TEACHING US ABOUT DIFFERENCES

    • @jimmysavill9116
      @jimmysavill9116 9 років тому

      lol

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 9 років тому

      I got sex ed when I was 8, 11 and 12 I think. We had to do it in primary and secondary school..
      This one teacher told us how to make an impromptu pad out of toilet paper o-o

  • @natalieloves13
    @natalieloves13 9 років тому +600

    Dodie looks so gorgeous in this video
    Granted she looks flawless all the time but STILL

  • @PTXVideos
    @PTXVideos 9 років тому +3282

    You should make more videos like these :) They're actually really interesting!

    • @evan
      @evan  9 років тому +151

      Thanks! I might make it a bit of a series!

    • @cheerykira
      @cheerykira 9 років тому +4

      +Evan Edinger YES.YES.YESSS.

    • @PTXVideos
      @PTXVideos 9 років тому +4

      Evan Edinger Yay! I hope you do! :D Thank you for replying

    • @cheerykira
      @cheerykira 9 років тому +4

      love your profile pic :3

    • @PTXVideos
      @PTXVideos 9 років тому +5

      Kira Howlter oh thanks I love yours too ^__^

  • @124friendme7
    @124friendme7 5 років тому +501

    In my school every 15 minutes you got a “giggle break” to laugh at everything funny

    • @coconutthecockatiel478
      @coconutthecockatiel478 5 років тому +15

      Why can't every school have this? And how does this work, are you allowed to look up funny stuff or do you have to think about it?

    • @jlyall
      @jlyall 5 років тому +9

      @@coconutthecockatiel478 I would think its just in sex ed to laugh at everything the teacher just said in those 15 minutes.

    • @kristinaciapaite9150
      @kristinaciapaite9150 4 роки тому +1

      We had that but only with one teacher who started to tech other classes so we had to have a new teacher which we don't learn anything from

    • @Circlesquare_11
      @Circlesquare_11 4 роки тому +2

      Same 😂

    • @Circlesquare_11
      @Circlesquare_11 4 роки тому +3

      Joe Yh exactly

  • @catarinav.6285
    @catarinav.6285 9 років тому +265

    THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY INTERESTING!

  • @soup1357
    @soup1357 6 років тому +260

    The first time I learned about the word "gay," was when I was reading a Nancy Drew book and the meaning meant "happy..." That happened when I was 8 and I'm now a teen...

  • @tionahjohnson9614
    @tionahjohnson9614 7 років тому +705

    Whenever we had sex ed conversations i would always ask about gay sex and like how to be safe bc the teachers never brang it up. Im not gay but what if someone in the class was and they didnt have the courage to ask?

    • @itziaramos5964
      @itziaramos5964 7 років тому +37

      My idol.

    • @scomegagamer5818
      @scomegagamer5818 7 років тому +6

      Tionah Johnson brought**

    • @donnakok4637
      @donnakok4637 7 років тому +15

      Bless you

    • @EB-fc2mp
      @EB-fc2mp 7 років тому +48

      Meanwhile when they were basically lecturing us in detail about STD's a few years ago I straight up blacked out because they showed a medical syringe.
      I have a phobia of them.
      On the bright side everyone in that class knew me as "that kid that collapsed 15 mins into a mandatory health lecture and got us all a free hour."

    • @cookiebun8511
      @cookiebun8511 7 років тому +3

      no but I got cheesewhizzz same

  • @thatchristmasimp3170
    @thatchristmasimp3170 5 років тому +498

    For whatever reason when I was little I thiught that condoms went on boobs.
    I don't even know.

  • @nolongerwannadie3025
    @nolongerwannadie3025 6 років тому +868

    The first time I ever meant a gay person (where someone actually made it known that they were gay) was the first time I ever heard of such a thing. He was my aunt's friend and he was very flamboyant so that was cool but me, being a small child, forgot about it a day later. But like a year later when I learned a bit more what it was I also realized my mom was trying to hide all things gay from me ( Like when Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer kissed her girlfriend she would hide my eyes) AND THATS HOW I FOUND OUT MY MOM WAS A CLOSETED HOMOPHOB!

  • @AutumnRainne
    @AutumnRainne 6 років тому +400

    I personally grew up with 2 moms, so that's how I knew about being gay. I didn't know that it was thought of as a "bad thing" at all, I would just like mention it in elementary school and then I started getting closed off in middle school.

    • @maiaweinstein5784
      @maiaweinstein5784 6 років тому +25

      Autumn There’s a lesbian couple in my neighborhood and they have little kids. It’s so cute and heartwarming seeing all their friends already learning to be so accepting.

    • @bandjslapland6715
      @bandjslapland6715 5 років тому +3

      Maia Weinstein no it’s not

    • @junghoseok4491
      @junghoseok4491 5 років тому +9

      @@bandjslapland6715 don't comment if you're homophobic

    • @honeyaesthetic1373
      @honeyaesthetic1373 5 років тому +3

      I would love to have two mums because when you get your period or when you need to buy your first bra it’s easier to talk to them since there both women and they go through it and they have been through it.

    • @countless6750
      @countless6750 2 роки тому

      @@honeyaesthetic1373 *their

  • @carolynewillis2135
    @carolynewillis2135 6 років тому +489

    THERE WAS A TAMPON COMMERCIAL BEFORE THIS

  • @lettherebegames8
    @lettherebegames8 5 років тому +235

    As someone currently in a british school I can say that we've been taught in depth about gay relationships since year 8. Things change fast.

    • @softia9
      @softia9 5 років тому +2

      Lettherebegames who do British ppl say year 8 instead of 8th grade? Just curious, I’m stupid

    • @lettherebegames8
      @lettherebegames8 5 років тому +23

      @@softia9 it's just the naming system that we use here, it's the 8th year of school so we call it year 8

    • @user-fw3ww3dy7o
      @user-fw3ww3dy7o 5 років тому

      Hey what year are you in now

    • @georgelewis3665
      @georgelewis3665 5 років тому +15

      Year 8 and 8th grade aren't the same. You have reception from 4-5 years old then every other year is 1,2,3 as usual. In year 8 your e 12-13 years old

    • @brigid1161
      @brigid1161 5 років тому +7

      So British grade 8 is like American 7th grade then?

  • @KaregoAt
    @KaregoAt 9 років тому +53

    Over here in Finland the sex ed included us actually learning how to put a condom on a styrofoam model of a penis, there was also very positive discussion about same sex relationships and the part about STDs, puberty, genitals and pregnancy was very thorough since it was our biology teacher who taught that class. It was all very body positive and neutral for what I remember. I think we were about 13-14 at that time, but there was some more puberty-focused classes before that during the chapters about people in biology.

    • @KaregoAt
      @KaregoAt 9 років тому +3

      The Joker I think it's a very useful thing to teach kids, like she said, some have never even put one on and don't have any idea how to do it!

    • @KaregoAt
      @KaregoAt 9 років тому +1

      The Joker Yeah, at that age anything having to do with sex probably is :D

    • @KaregoAt
      @KaregoAt 9 років тому +1

      The Joker Well, at least he had a sense of humor about it :D Some teachers are very awkward and stern about the whole thing...

    • @ceceliaeure3452
      @ceceliaeure3452 8 років тому +3

      I love Finland so much

    • @elliottmcpeek7443
      @elliottmcpeek7443 8 років тому +1

      +KaregoAt ahhh Finland is so woke that's so good. Every school just says "sex is man and woman" like chill and go talk to finland

  • @matildepaquete8634
    @matildepaquete8634 8 років тому +385

    I never had sex ed so I legit learned everything on the internet

  • @sealett
    @sealett 7 років тому +617

    "HANG ON SOMEONES TALKING ABOUT ME....
    AND ITS NOT GOD!"

  • @swaggio1
    @swaggio1 4 роки тому +187

    Girl in my class: "What's ejaculation?"
    Guy in my class: "It's when the girl's face becomes white"
    pretty tasteless, but we had a good laugh

    • @magocane4747
      @magocane4747 4 роки тому +19

      It can depend if it's tasteless

  • @jordyn_gc1788
    @jordyn_gc1788 6 років тому +449

    I have to turn the volume up to hear dodie because shes to quiet but then turn it down because evans too loud lol...no winning here! 😂😂

  • @edenfarar
    @edenfarar 8 років тому +255

    Is it weird that I'm 13 and already know about all the things in this video from the Internet alone?

  • @millieholland5696
    @millieholland5696 6 років тому +528

    The school system did improve in England
    A week ago we did a STD and STI lesson. They showed examples. I'm scarred for life 🤢
    We also did sexuality, gender and contraception. I'm in year 9 (14yrs)
    Below year 7 they separated us by gender and then in year 7+ we were put together for PD (Personal Development)

    • @El-yo2jq
      @El-yo2jq 5 років тому +9

      Millie Holland all the year 10’s we’re saying how the STD lesson scared them 😂

    • @alexso820
      @alexso820 5 років тому +4

      I got the std lesson in grade 5

    • @alexso820
      @alexso820 5 років тому +1

      Btw I was 9-10

    • @nelotharen8599
      @nelotharen8599 5 років тому +5

      I think that's the most important lesson for you to learn. the other things are irrelivant. I left school very ignorant about sti....now I've had them I learned the hard way.

    • @stalesourdough
      @stalesourdough 5 років тому +4

      Omg....I remember when I was in year 5...THEY DIDNT SEPARATE THE GENDERS😭

  • @tigerleddy
    @tigerleddy 6 років тому +743

    My health teacher may or may not have said orgasm instead of organism so that happened

    • @g0406
      @g0406 5 років тому +35

      That’s like every biology teacher ever Haha

    • @emo_trash6517
      @emo_trash6517 5 років тому +13

      I did that once tho lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😖😖😖😖😖

    • @nicole-rb4iw
      @nicole-rb4iw 5 років тому +8

      @@emo_trash6517 same 😂😂

    • @stalesourdough
      @stalesourdough 5 років тому +6

      Lmaoo. MY BFF DID THAT TODAY😂

    • @shrek7964
      @shrek7964 5 років тому +11

      We were learning about organisms once and this kid out his hand up and *accidentally* said orgasm lmao

  • @em-zt9vl
    @em-zt9vl 8 років тому +1200

    On my last day of Sex Ed the teacher threw condoms at us and yelled "use 'em!"

    • @mothboy14
      @mothboy14 8 років тому

      Ella Majd omg😂😂

    • @cuntrytrash
      @cuntrytrash 8 років тому +3

      im dead😂

    • @gabbyc5075
      @gabbyc5075 8 років тому +14

      Why does this sound like something the female grade seven teacher at my school would do?

    • @clairejohnson4057
      @clairejohnson4057 8 років тому +5

      Ella Majd that comment reminded me of the sex ed class in mean girls when she skipped class haha 😂🤣

    • @wesley4984
      @wesley4984 8 років тому +5

      Ella Majd bitches do that to me

  • @SixtySecondYoga
    @SixtySecondYoga 9 років тому +646

    We didn't learn about masturbation (male or female) we didn't learn about gender we didn't learn about sexual orientation and we didn't learn about consent. We only learnt about stds and how teen pregnancy ruins your life. There was also a LOT of slut shaming in my British sex ed.

    • @niamhatkins464
      @niamhatkins464 9 років тому

      +SixtySecondYoga Yoga SAME! was your school catholic or religious or anything?

    • @laurenjones9242
      @laurenjones9242 9 років тому +1

      mine was exactly the same. Sex In Class, a documentary on channel 4, i'd recommend it, talked about educating school kids about all of the stuff we werent taught

    • @SixtySecondYoga
      @SixtySecondYoga 9 років тому

      +Jane Doe One of them was slightly religious, but not like strict religious. I think it's just how the education system is in the UK, it hasn't been updated in a long time and is incredibly out of date and inaccurate.

    • @niamhatkins464
      @niamhatkins464 9 років тому

      SixtySecondYoga Yoga I thought it was just mine because it's quite strongly religious! Thanks!

    • @cclwchtr9046
      @cclwchtr9046 9 років тому +1

      +SixtySecondYoga Yoga well it's kind of the same in France... yikes. But thanks tumblr and internet

  • @belliejelli1642
    @belliejelli1642 6 років тому +203

    When we had sex Ed they started it off talking about crushes and everything and they were like "so many of the girls would have probably had crushes on boys" and one of my friends just shouts out "AND GIRLS" idk I thought it was funny, and the look on the teachers face 👌

    • @bananasplit6048
      @bananasplit6048 5 років тому +2

      I'm at an all girls school and that's just normal for me.

    • @bananasplit6048
      @bananasplit6048 5 років тому +2

      Yet it's taken until yr10 to teach us about LGBTQ+ relationships and that was just dont discriminate.

  • @hajratalib2125
    @hajratalib2125 5 років тому +432

    No one :
    Greg: uh WhAts TeStoSteRoNe??

    • @omlette_leia6721
      @omlette_leia6721 4 роки тому +2

      PLS I IMAGINED THIS IN THE VOICE OF GREG FROM OVER THE GARDEN WALL 😭😭😭

  • @saraliz241
    @saraliz241 8 років тому +1296

    Dodie: "Dildo" Evan: *Laughs like a little school girl*

    • @dianapotra2583
      @dianapotra2583 8 років тому +2

      Sara Liz How is being a little school girl something bad?

    • @saraliz241
      @saraliz241 8 років тому +49

      +Diana Potra I never said it was

    • @ashy2074
      @ashy2074 8 років тому +6

      as soon as I read that it just got to that bit and I laughed so hard

    • @gobknobbler3465
      @gobknobbler3465 8 років тому +2

      Diana Potra you got fucking wrecked by sara

    • @evax900
      @evax900 8 років тому +1

      She was chill. Angry much

  • @notjamin
    @notjamin 7 років тому +289

    I remember that some people came to my school to talk specifically about LGBTQ stuff and they mentioned a bunch of identities and I raised my hand and was like "and also asexual" and they said that asexuality was just something temporary that some people went through sometimes and it really pissed me off

    • @rowangray5031
      @rowangray5031 7 років тому +27

      IF SOMEONE SAID THAT TO ME I SWEAR TO GOD (also hi fellow ace)

    • @notjamin
      @notjamin 7 років тому +16

      Honestly I was so mad I wanted to fight them but I didn't

    • @spacedouterril-4977
      @spacedouterril-4977 7 років тому +9

      HelloIamAce that hurts for someone who just found out they are ace ;-; xD im joking (about that hurts im actually ace)

    • @spooderman1703
      @spooderman1703 6 років тому

      HelloIamAce A

    • @casey7171
      @casey7171 6 років тому +4

      HelloIamAce OMG I SAW U ON AN LGBT VIDEO! AND I'M BI 😊

  • @carllander6112
    @carllander6112 6 років тому +322

    We don't look after an egg. We look after a robot baby that cries, needs feeding, needs keeping the corrects temperature and needs winding. It's weird.

    • @Hi-rc3ib
      @Hi-rc3ib 6 років тому +8

      Molly The person we don't look after anything and I want to

    • @carllander6112
      @carllander6112 6 років тому

      I want Josh and Tyler to release the damn album I think that I would love to do the egg as the robot baby makes you freak and

    • @kenzie0916
      @kenzie0916 6 років тому +3

      In my sophomore class we had an egg and I just threw it away and got a new one when we had that class again😂😂😂

    • @miadestroyerofworlds5735
      @miadestroyerofworlds5735 6 років тому

      They gave us a potato. Then we were able to decorate it with hot glue and fabric

    • @miaa.463
      @miaa.463 6 років тому +6

      I HAD THE FRICKEN ROBOT DEMON BABY AND I WANTED TO KILL IT

  • @jeepersJess
    @jeepersJess 5 років тому +233

    50% of Australians: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
    The other 50% of Australians: 🎶 “laugh! Kookaburra laugh! Kookaburra gay your life must be!!!!!!” 🎶

    • @calaisgray4510
      @calaisgray4510 5 років тому +1

      Pretty Bird lol as I read this kookaburra kept going up

    • @Pink_Chanel_Princess
      @Pink_Chanel_Princess 5 років тому +6

      We had to sing this song at primary school assemblies, I went to a british school 😂
      We sang many Australian songs

    • @chacharealsmooth8719
      @chacharealsmooth8719 4 роки тому +2

      I always thought it was laugh along with me lol

    • @zaryaislegit125
      @zaryaislegit125 4 роки тому +1

      @@Pink_Chanel_Princess I had to sing this too, I'm American, and also I learned what a kookaburra laugh is when I was 7, it became my favorite animal, still one of them
      Unrelated, my school has had puberty Ed, but I am nearly 16 and yet to have sex Ed. They said when we were 11 that " we will learn in middle School, and we just never did and went to the internet.

    • @casualcryptid9056
      @casualcryptid9056 4 роки тому

      I HAD TO LEARN THAT SONG AS AN AMERICAN AND IDK WHY

  • @zuzpager
    @zuzpager 7 років тому +193

    Meanwhile in czech schools:
    "What is sex ed
    What is sex
    Lol just figure it out kids"

    • @zuzpager
      @zuzpager 7 років тому +7

      I'm actually not really sure i understand everything about this topic even now. What really helps is exchanging info and experiences and being open with my boyfriend. Basically we both had some questions and were open and thougthfull about the answears. I belive it helps the both of us and the realitionship.

    • @girlgenius02
      @girlgenius02 7 років тому +5

      in Poland it is the same, fun xd

    • @emilycortes1622
      @emilycortes1622 4 роки тому

      You mean Texas?

  • @wynniethepooh519
    @wynniethepooh519 7 років тому +121

    I knew about homosexuality at a very young age, because my family is very open and accepting. But when I told my friends when I was 13 that I was bi, they had no clue what it ment, and they didn't even know being gay was a thing

    • @wynniethepooh519
      @wynniethepooh519 7 років тому +5

      Our teachers told us nothing about lgbt+ anything

    • @ewstap9040
      @ewstap9040 7 років тому +1

      I knew about homosexuality since 5th grade I think... every knew what being gay was by 6th grade so that was nice

    • @yeahoh2222
      @yeahoh2222 6 років тому

      GamingShadow XI that's fucking sad

    • @queenofquacksons2745
      @queenofquacksons2745 6 років тому

      GamingShadow XI it shouldn't be a thing

    • @isabellajohnson4608
      @isabellajohnson4608 6 років тому +4

      I was in year five when I learnt about sex Ed but we learnt straight sex, in year 8 someone put their hand up and said 'Sir why are you and other teachers so heteronormative when it comes to sex Ed, and then next lesson we had Gay sex Ed' 😂

  • @Sofia-tf4ic
    @Sofia-tf4ic 7 років тому +141

    last year in 9th grade, a friend of mine raised her hand and asked our strings teacher "What's a blow job?"
    she had no idea and everyone just laughed... I and a few others ended up explaining it to her
    she's forever ashamed

    • @thomasoluanaigh2437
      @thomasoluanaigh2437 7 років тому +3

      I'm so confucious by all these different grades and classes ; what age is that? in my country its 1-2,1-6 then1-6 again

    • @divinehero7800
      @divinehero7800 7 років тому +1

      9th grade should be around 15 or 14 years of age(If that's what your asking)

    • @hannahwallace2003
      @hannahwallace2003 6 років тому

      Cupcake Pooper LOL XD

    • @Sofia-tf4ic
      @Sofia-tf4ic 6 років тому

      Thomas O'Luanaigh it's in high school, we are about 14-15 years old

    • @bowchickabowwowthatswhatmy3219
      @bowchickabowwowthatswhatmy3219 6 років тому +1

      Mythic Subliminals SAME! I asked my mum what a blowjob was and she said it was a type of fish.

  • @gachaash4758
    @gachaash4758 5 років тому +129

    We accidentally learnt sex ed while we were learning about animal reproduction the fear in my teacher eyes when the strange kid asked how do humans reproduce and the one who knows to much about the bedroom told her how oh god we never talked about it through out the entirety of high school

  • @tradgothmiku
    @tradgothmiku 8 років тому +211

    honestly the UK does SO MUCH of a better job with sex education. (if you're confused about the years and grades thing here's what it is: Dodie got sex ed in year 5, which is equal to fourth grade in the US. Evan learned about puberty in fifth grade, which is equal to year 6. Evan didn't learn about sex until ninth grade, which is year 10. hope this helps!)

    • @TheArcticNostril
      @TheArcticNostril 8 років тому +1

      animaljammer897 It depends on where you go to school honestly. We might have started later but my school provided a lot of information that both of them didn't get.

    • @tradgothmiku
      @tradgothmiku 8 років тому +3

      Becky Barr yeah that's true. I mean I do go to a Catholic school so that's :/ but I still think the UK is mainly better than the US at teaching sex ed

    • @Butter12321
      @Butter12321 8 років тому

      animaljammer897 my friend learned about sex in year 9, so 8th grade, he lives in america in Kansas... I learned in year 5, I live in ireland

    • @tradgothmiku
      @tradgothmiku 8 років тому

      People Hate Freedom yeah but the U.S is even more shit than the U.K

    • @that_dead_pixel4229
      @that_dead_pixel4229 7 років тому +1

      People Hate Freedom i thought the uk and us shared that tittle

  • @libbyfoster4154
    @libbyfoster4154 8 років тому +313

    *mentions the bleep test*
    *gets horrid flashbacks of horrifically unfit me and outwardly cringes*

    • @katsimpsforleviathan
      @katsimpsforleviathan 8 років тому +7

      the bleep test actually makes me sick. The last time I did it I got to 4.6 and I almost fainted

    • @bsmith6226
      @bsmith6226 8 років тому +4

      What is it? Is it a PE test?

    • @katsimpsforleviathan
      @katsimpsforleviathan 8 років тому +8

      +B Smith yeah. Basically what you have to do is run all the way down the gym wait for the bleep and then run again. As the levels go up the time that is given to run is shorter so you have to run faster and you do this until you miss a bleep or you physically can not run anymore

    • @bsmith6226
      @bsmith6226 8 років тому +8

      +Katie Layland ohh I know that. I know it as the pacer test. I'm really really unfit so that's a nightmare for me :,)

    • @criesincryptid
      @criesincryptid 8 років тому +4

      We had to do that too!!! I live in Iowa (that's in the US incase someone did know) and I thought it was just something every school did... Ugh I hate that stupid thing

  • @elisha7602
    @elisha7602 8 років тому +402

    they still don't teach about sexuallity's

    • @cerysdowd6151
      @cerysdowd6151 8 років тому +1

      they do in england, only last month we had pshe and they talked about being gay and stuff

    • @amayalobato
      @amayalobato 8 років тому +6

      +Cerys' Ego! In Utah, it's law that you cannot advocate being gay or having any gay rights. It's horrid. They're teaching us so young how to hate people for being "different". :(

    • @elisha7602
      @elisha7602 8 років тому +2

      +amaya løbatø we never learned about sexuality and when anybody asked, the teachers would say it's not the same which is awful

    • @enav1l
      @enav1l 8 років тому

      I live in Norway and my school ( i don't know about the others ) learned about the different sexualities and genders in 8th grade

    • @twenty-onephandoms2155
      @twenty-onephandoms2155 8 років тому +2

      +Cerys' Ego! What about asexualitly and pan sexuality or transgender?

  • @brissia8981
    @brissia8981 5 років тому +134

    “My parents did a good job like integrating it when I was young “
    Me:yeah my friend did a good job like integrating it when I was young at the playground

    • @trickytoes4209
      @trickytoes4209 5 років тому

      Host Club i learned the same way. In 6th grade in my 3rd per class

  • @DeviantBetgee
    @DeviantBetgee 9 років тому +335

    Not the bleep test. I hated that at school. It was literally a nightmare.
    Anyway I love these British vs American videos. I don't think i was taught much at school about sex ed.

    • @eggvanedinger2490
      @eggvanedinger2490 9 років тому

      Yeah I like these videos too they're eggselent 😊 and yeah omfg the bleep test is eggscrutiating 😁

    • @gabrielasorto2097
      @gabrielasorto2097 9 років тому +2

      What's the bleep test?

    • @DeviantBetgee
      @DeviantBetgee 9 років тому +1

      Gabby Sorto Basically you have two spaces set 20 metres apart and you have to jog/run to them when you hear the bleep. (you can;t move until you hear the bleep) But there are different levels and the bleeps get fast every time meaning you have to move quicker each time. For every level I think there's about 6/7 stages.

    • @anxiousdelay
      @anxiousdelay 9 років тому

      +Beth Philosaur I cheated at the bleep test one time, my teacher caught me though because I could never make it to level three, I was almost dying by the end of level 1. Don't have top do it now though and haven't for about three years I think.

    • @caraos.6276
      @caraos.6276 9 років тому +2

      +Beth Philosaur Well actually at my school (international) sometimes we'd do it in pairs or groups of four. And there are actually twenty one levels of running. And THEN there's the death by ten meters where you do it alone and have one meter to do ten meters in to twenty two times IN UNDER A MINUTE EACH. Yeah. (Just realised, so many innuendos.)

  • @DD_Surgic
    @DD_Surgic 6 років тому +216

    That's insane that a girl didn't know what a period was at the age of 13, I remember being taught what they were when I was in year four (age 8/9)! And by then most of us already knew what it was anyway. And in year 7 + 8 is when we had the whole sex and babies talk, so by the time we get to high school sex education is more about safe sex and foreplay. We had a really fun game where we were given pieces of paper and out of the whole class two peoples paper had "STD's", anyway we had to shake hands with five people in class. It was like a mock party situation, where the handshakes = unprotected sex. So we all sat down, at the two people with STD's had to stand up, and if you shook their hand then you had to stand up because you had to too, and it went on like that, if you had shaken hands with anyone standing then you had to stand up. By the end of class there were like three people who "didn't catch the STD". And honestly, I think that makes more sense than the whole abstinence speech.

    • @shane-qx2yg
      @shane-qx2yg 5 років тому +5

      Dariann Sigley we did that too but it was a group of just girls so we all had a lot of laughs😂

    • @really-quite-exhausted
      @really-quite-exhausted 5 років тому +13

      We had a lesson once with a similar theme. Each person started with a half full cup of water, but two people in the class had very salty water. We could mix our drinks with people (pour from one cup into the other and then pour half out again) freely with whoever we wanted, and then at the end, everyone had to drink out of their own cup. A lot of people spat out their water :D

    • @alexso820
      @alexso820 5 років тому +4

      I was 7 when I got my first sex Ed. Was quite mortified. Then they were talking about dating at age 10 and they mentioned the word gay and someone was like didn’t that mean cool? Cause they would shout things like “that’s so gay” it was so funny though. Now at age 13 they are talking about trans and stuff. And they are talking about how it’s really unusual and no one in the grade is trans. I then some how broke my own bubble. Idk why I did that.

  • @thanksguiseppe1055
    @thanksguiseppe1055 7 років тому +134

    my sex ed was the actual best education ever. i got it in grade 8 and we covered how to identify if you are lgbt+ and thats its 100% ok if you are or dont know. we got taught that sex is normal, about consent, healthy sexual relationships and how to have safe sex for male/female, female/female and male/male sex. we also had an anonymous question box that you could ask stuff in without feeling embarrassed,, as well as having the best teacher for the subject. thanks mr bouldad

    • @peytonnico1402
      @peytonnico1402 7 років тому +6

      milk rattie can i have that? my health teacher just walked in and was like "penis+vagina equals baby, only way" and then left like that

    • @kaseyberube1810
      @kaseyberube1810 7 років тому +5

      I’m gonna guess you’re not American. And if you are I’m incredibly jealous. I grew up in Kansas and had the most sad, useless version of sex education ever. Like the 7th grade science teachers set aside one class day to “teach” it that was it.

    • @thanksguiseppe1055
      @thanksguiseppe1055 7 років тому

      Dodie yellow Tho :((

    • @thanksguiseppe1055
      @thanksguiseppe1055 7 років тому

      Kasey Berube yeah im Australian

    • @alexalford7874
      @alexalford7874 7 років тому +2

      milk rattie I live in Mississippi so our sexual education is shit. In fact they even teach abstinence over condoms

  • @JimTom
    @JimTom 5 років тому +46

    The first time I learnt about it was in year three when my friend came in to school like, "I learnt a new word!"
    Me, curious as ever, asked.
    She then proceeded to walk to the front of the class room snatch a dictionary from the bookshelf and confidently strutted back next to me.
    She opened the book and showed me the exact definition.
    Let's just say I was more than mortified for the next few weeks 😂

  • @bridge_battler
    @bridge_battler 7 років тому +45

    In year 7 Science, we labelled diagrams of the vagina and the penis and we learnt all about fertilisation. Everyone giggled

    • @ColeXO
      @ColeXO 7 років тому +3

      JetSlinger7654 because my class was giggling when the teacher said penis, he made us shout it aloud. The door was open, like all the other classes. Weird thing is that is was the first day of school and the principal was outside.

  • @cvvpidpom
    @cvvpidpom 8 років тому +660

    How does a thirteen year old girl not know? I was 11 when I got my period and I was actually really calm about it

    • @AwesomeMinecraftersakuraodomMC
      @AwesomeMinecraftersakuraodomMC 8 років тому +4

      Same here

    • @Heather43068
      @Heather43068 8 років тому +2

      • S U P E R G I R L •
      same

    • @La1mamicaliente
      @La1mamicaliente 8 років тому +2

      same

    • @EllieKirbys_Profile
      @EllieKirbys_Profile 8 років тому +5

      I cried. (:

    • @stephaniex606
      @stephaniex606 8 років тому +23

      • S U P E R G I R L • some people's mothers suck and they don't pay attention in class. My best friends mum is legit a midwife and she never told her daughter about periods so when it happened she had no clue. Terrible mother award! You should prepare your children for these things and she didn't do anything.

  • @theprincessdiana710
    @theprincessdiana710 9 років тому +267

    I live in America and I'm currently on my third year of high school and never in my whole entire school life have I ever had Sex Ed. of any kind

    • @evan
      @evan  9 років тому +30

      Woooow

    • @R5HGHPROCKS
      @R5HGHPROCKS 9 років тому +3

      I'm in my second year of high school, and I've never had any sex ed either. It really should be something that everyone has to learn before they graduate.

    • @SeanJamesDocherty
      @SeanJamesDocherty 9 років тому +2

      +theprincessdiana710 Come to Scotland. We have a better education for you plus you don't have to pay for university and you get money for free from the government when you go 😊

    • @theprincessdiana710
      @theprincessdiana710 9 років тому

      +SeanJamesDocherty 😱😱😱😱😱 oh my god. Yes. I love Scotland and I just love it even more now.

    • @kayciance
      @kayciance 9 років тому

      +Cierra White I recently did my senior research project on sex education in Illinois! They have one of the better, more comprehensive laws. Although it's still not mandated. I'm glad you got it twice! Sex ed laws are decided on a state by state basis, usually. In my research I found that legally, not all states require sex ed, and an alarming amount of states do not require that sex ed be medically accurate! In my state, it's supposed to support what is taught in the home and in the church, which is a little old fashioned.

  • @sqwintjosh
    @sqwintjosh 4 роки тому +118

    Absolutely no one:
    Not a single soul:
    UA-cam recommendations 2020:

  • @daniwalmsley611
    @daniwalmsley611 7 років тому +368

    I went to school in the uk, people had had sex before sex before we got sex ed

    • @evan
      @evan  7 років тому +104

      oops

    • @rovertdoow1st
      @rovertdoow1st 7 років тому +21

      Evan Edinger I remember I did get taught about it in year 5, the day after a load of my classmates got caught watching porn, blamed it on the class and an awkward talk to the entire class ensued.

    • @infinitysims2771
      @infinitysims2771 7 років тому +3

      peter hill there was a pregnant girl in my older sister’s sex ed class. she was like 15.

    • @aname1857
      @aname1857 7 років тому

      Infinity Sims excuse me for laughing

    • @jamesharvey5530
      @jamesharvey5530 7 років тому

      I can remember like year nine everyone being really bad at faking shock that a pEniS GOeS iN A vAgInA!?!??1!!1?!?

  • @izzyrl7158
    @izzyrl7158 7 років тому +99

    In our school all the girls were given boxes with tampons and pads in and we all pretended they were chocolate!!

    • @joeysaylor7613
      @joeysaylor7613 7 років тому +13

      For a second there I thought y'all ate them lmao

    • @rileykeene7614
      @rileykeene7614 7 років тому +5

      When I was in 5th grade we got little packets with a few panty liners and a booklet explaining female puberty, and we all stuffed them in our bras so the boys wouldn't see when we went back to class. 😂😂

    • @katrinepetersen2566
      @katrinepetersen2566 7 років тому +5

      bookworm394 We also Got that too. We were told to keep it in our backpack, so we were prepared for our first period. The difference was, that boys where given one too in case a Girl had lost hers.

    • @isabelle921
      @isabelle921 7 років тому +2

      Katrine Petersen That's great that they gave the boys pads too, at my school they gave the boys a stick of deodorant which is just wrong on so many levels. Girls get B.O. too! Also, it is not fair that the boys got a stick of Old Spice Deodorant that would last them a couple years and us girls got a little thing that wouldn't even last us half a day.

    • @kayla-yi5xh
      @kayla-yi5xh 7 років тому

      bookworm394 Ssaammee

  • @sofia-rosegionomo8201
    @sofia-rosegionomo8201 8 років тому +44

    This is where American and Canada are so different. I learned about all this stuff off the hop, by the end of 6th grade, I knew about reproction, periods, why all these things happen, everything

    • @cindycasely9245
      @cindycasely9245 8 років тому

      Sofia-Rose Gionomo Reproction? You mean reproduction?

    • @sofia-rosegionomo8201
      @sofia-rosegionomo8201 8 років тому +1

      cindy casely yeah, typo. That's embarrassing 😂

    • @user-jd4fz6vi6z
      @user-jd4fz6vi6z 7 років тому +2

      Sofia-Rose Gionomo same and i live in america

  • @khwezik3894
    @khwezik3894 4 роки тому +10

    In South Africa we had sex education all through school. Like I remember in Reception we learned about 'good touch and bad touch' and as you go on in years it gets more and more detailed and moves from cartoons to actual people. I was very surprised when I moved to the UK that they started so late. We were actually encouraged to take a mirror and look at ourselves

  • @GorgeousGeek414
    @GorgeousGeek414 6 років тому +667

    Evan *BLESS* your beautiful laugh like my god-

    • @niqhte6660
      @niqhte6660 6 років тому +5

      Anna Noel I was laughing because of how hard he was laughing

    • @GorgeousGeek414
      @GorgeousGeek414 6 років тому +2

      黒い猫Kuroi Neko sAme

    • @mochamashc5604
      @mochamashc5604 6 років тому

      selene m lol

    • @julianacarragher7323
      @julianacarragher7323 6 років тому

      I got really confused reading this because I didn’t remember writing it because I only looked at the profile pick

    • @Chrlsthscnd
      @Chrlsthscnd 6 років тому

      Hello I see your profile picture

  • @vesper_calytrix
    @vesper_calytrix 7 років тому +70

    In 5th grade most kids didn't know about sex and once when all the kids were being extra whiny, my teacher yelled this: "I can't wait till Sex Ed, where NO means NO." Us kids who knew about sex just looked at each other and the innocent ones were like "what?"

  • @mandevillesisters
    @mandevillesisters 9 років тому +33

    ERGH THE BLEEP TEST! I'M PRETTY SURE I TRIED TO ERASE THAT FROM MY MEMORY BECAUSE IT WAS SO AWFUL!
    -A,x

  • @helpahoe920
    @helpahoe920 5 років тому +40

    8:30 YES WE SANG THAT AT SCHOOL
    Also we had free chlamydia tests

  • @Ren-ck3cl
    @Ren-ck3cl 8 років тому +340

    i had a robotic baby, and me and my freinds played football with it

    • @Ren-ck3cl
      @Ren-ck3cl 8 років тому +40

      and after we broke mine, i didnt give a shit about sex ed, we reprogrammed my freinds sound chip with porn moans and all got suspended in 7th grade for like a week #worthit

    • @caytlindavies5517
      @caytlindavies5517 7 років тому +5

      I before e = friends

    • @Hellhound_Luz
      @Hellhound_Luz 7 років тому +49

      Rehan You'll be a great parent.

    • @annikarayner7592
      @annikarayner7592 7 років тому +8

      this is my favourite youtube comment

    • @simplybeingme02
      @simplybeingme02 7 років тому

      Rehan I had a robot baby a few months ago and got 100%! Definitely didn't play football with it 😂😂

  • @blahkabelison2234
    @blahkabelison2234 7 років тому +264

    is the bleep test the same as the pacer test? because we have to do that in the u.s. and its the worst thing in the entire world

    • @juls4769
      @juls4769 7 років тому +69

      *GET READY FOR THE FITTNESS GRAM PACER TEST IN 3 2 1*

    • @niamhcostello4766
      @niamhcostello4766 7 років тому +8

      Yes it is

    • @robincox2423
      @robincox2423 7 років тому +16

      Blahkabelison Oh yeah, doing a pacer test is worse than being orphaned or something.

    • @damien8994
      @damien8994 7 років тому +3

      Whats a bleep test?

    • @maxl1463
      @maxl1463 7 років тому +9

      Blahkabelison i had to do it 2 times a school year

  • @parvathivk7241
    @parvathivk7241 7 років тому +385

    I learnt everything from fanficton

  • @mrwruble1842
    @mrwruble1842 5 років тому +17

    Actually, my friends in Canada have said that their classes on this are actually pretty good

  • @mrs.spoonchicken1505
    @mrs.spoonchicken1505 6 років тому +316

    I am female and i didn't know i had three holes. wtf i need help

    • @really-quite-exhausted
      @really-quite-exhausted 5 років тому +41

      I remember I was in a sex ed class and the teacher started talking about discharge coming out of the vagina and I said "What, like pee?" and she went on to explain how the urethra and vagina are totally different things. If that hadn't happened, maybe I still wouldn't know the difference.

    • @illhelphelpwithautumn1950
      @illhelphelpwithautumn1950 5 років тому +12

      I thought we had 2!!

    • @Lauren-dz9fq
      @Lauren-dz9fq 5 років тому +33

      @@illhelphelpwithautumn1950 flex tape can make that happen

    • @charleyblack576
      @charleyblack576 5 років тому +14

      @@illhelphelpwithautumn1950 The third is the anus

    • @gryffindorbeater1343
      @gryffindorbeater1343 5 років тому +4

      I didn’t find that out till recently

  • @mahreeyakeetlee
    @mahreeyakeetlee 7 років тому +174

    I used to think that women get pregnant right after they get married

    • @niamhkelly4867
      @niamhkelly4867 7 років тому +1

      iMazzleTV me too

    • @alecgiroux
      @alecgiroux 7 років тому +14

      Dido, I was raised Catholic so I believed God put the baby inside the woman once they got married. So hearing stories about unwed mothers was very confusing

    • @ShrihanAtluri
      @ShrihanAtluri 7 років тому +1

      Same

    • @attiegrey
      @attiegrey 7 років тому +1

      When I was like 7, I was watching zoey 101 and Chase and zoey kissed and I was shocked bc I was like "how is she not gonna get pregnant? And that's when I learned that there's a thing called sex. I know much more now haha

    • @inferno8115
      @inferno8115 6 років тому

      iMazzleTV same

  • @ShaynaDonovan
    @ShaynaDonovan 8 років тому +140

    I'm from Canada, and no joke instead of using a banana to practice putting a condom on, we used the ends of hockey sticks...

  • @PrimroseEverdeen199
    @PrimroseEverdeen199 5 років тому +1

    I went to school in Utah, USA. So Abstinence was the only kind of sex Ed I had, it was like “sex is only between a straight man and a straight woman, anything in between is impossible” and “Sex is bad, and should only be done when procreating” if we said the word or anything associated with sex we got detention and a call to our parents claiming that we were “making inappropriate comments” and “acting ungodly” I didn’t even go to a religious school, it was a public school! Also if we even mentioned LGBTQ stuff we could get suspended for “confusing classmates” and “being disrespectful to adults” now I am a bi-romantic greysexual and fuckin proud

  • @LemonSyrrup
    @LemonSyrrup 7 років тому +306

    The first time I learned the word "gay" was like when I was 2-3 or something idk I have known it all my life cuz my parents are gay lmao

    • @user-dd9qp5bz3l
      @user-dd9qp5bz3l 6 років тому +3

      Tourzity do you have 2 dads? Cool!

    • @corinneisboring
      @corinneisboring 6 років тому +17

      Doggie Person doesn't always mean male

    • @user-dd9qp5bz3l
      @user-dd9qp5bz3l 6 років тому +1

      corinne yes umm yeah I does lesbian is for females

    • @milkamucha
      @milkamucha 6 років тому +19

      Doggie Person actually, some lesbians prefer the word gay :/

    • @user-dd9qp5bz3l
      @user-dd9qp5bz3l 6 років тому

      Emilia Mucha Well true but it’s officially called lesbian

  • @emilyhoekstra3103
    @emilyhoekstra3103 9 років тому +93

    The bleep test for me was called a pacer. they were horrible. you had to run across the gym and back with a timer and if you didn't make it you failed. you had to run there and back 50-60 times. :(

    • @cheerykira
      @cheerykira 9 років тому +6

      OH MY GOD ITS THAT?! I didn't know what they were talking about when they said bleep test but I have Pacer and oH MYGOD ITS THE WORST THING EVER!

    • @amethystgames3638
      @amethystgames3638 9 років тому +1

      the pacer test makes me want to kms i hate it

    • @siobhant4022
      @siobhant4022 9 років тому +3

      In Aus it's called the beep test, fun fact

    • @Merrymouseis13
      @Merrymouseis13 9 років тому

      My best friend make the school Record with the Pacer. 173 times. It took the entire period.

    • @annae.6956
      @annae.6956 9 років тому

      I get like 12.
      I also get a C in phys ed.

  • @hannah-mn9eg
    @hannah-mn9eg 8 років тому +93

    So basically, American grades are one number down to be equal to British years.
    So year 5 would be 4th grade?
    And 7th grade would be year 8
    Ect.
    (I think)

    • @hannah-mn9eg
      @hannah-mn9eg 8 років тому

      ***** I went to pre school, but it still works like that for me idk

    • @hannah-mn9eg
      @hannah-mn9eg 8 років тому

      ***** Ohh okay, thankyou

    • @dianapimentel1511
      @dianapimentel1511 8 років тому

      +Sook Productions well kindergarten is year 1 in the uk. to just go from there

    • @bubblegumgamer7766
      @bubblegumgamer7766 8 років тому

      Kindergarten is year one for the UK. Even though I'm american, I still think that kindergarten should be 1st grade.

    • @9_in_the_afternoon
      @9_in_the_afternoon 8 років тому

      +BubbleGumGamer I know how you feel, our first year of school is called 'reception', then the next year is year one. Because logic.

  • @trinitycrosby7911
    @trinitycrosby7911 4 роки тому +43

    Our immature class called it the "great sperm race"
    Yeah the teacher was not proud of our year 7 class much he always got inspection with another class

  • @sonjaivanova3795
    @sonjaivanova3795 7 років тому +33

    It's quite curious that, even though we live in a "progressive, modern world", a lot of people's first impression of anything LGBTQ+ related were negative. It's awful but it also makes me feel better about how I found out it was a thing.

  • @snakethatisnotsolid8060
    @snakethatisnotsolid8060 7 років тому +71

    I used to think when I would eventually get my period that i could get pregnant without having sex , And that scared The Shit out Of Me

    • @Amy-mg2um
      @Amy-mg2um 7 років тому +3

      Snake that Is not solid 1. I love your username. 2. Your profile pic matches your comment perfectly.

    • @taemon804
      @taemon804 6 років тому

      I used to think that I could get pregnant in my sleep and I was terrified

  • @HeyItsAlyssa94
    @HeyItsAlyssa94 8 років тому +300

    You had an egg???? I had the freaking robotic baby! I had to wear a chip on a bracelet and when the baby cried, you had to put the chip on its back or stomach so it senses it. Then, you didn't know why it was crying (like a real baby). So, it may have to be fed with bottle, it may have to have its dipper changed (nothing was there it just needed the other diaper), or it needed to be burped or rocked to sleep. And, when you feed it, it would take a while to be done. And then it took a bit for it to burp. And it slept at night, but cried whenever. I did well, and my baby boy wasn't that bad. We had to do it alone too, not man/woman partner.

    • @emmaroombaasmr8036
      @emmaroombaasmr8036 8 років тому

      Jeez, that sounds difficult

    • @HeyItsAlyssa94
      @HeyItsAlyssa94 8 років тому +4

      It was pretty hard. But, you had to do it for health class so....

    • @haydenfaithh
      @haydenfaithh 8 років тому +11

      I did too, for us it turned off at 7am and back on at 4pm and it would always cry at promptly 4pm. Also a girl in my math class took hers off and had it sit in a chair next to her and my teacher accidentally hit the chair and the baby fell and started wailing

    • @ashleysullivan8582
      @ashleysullivan8582 8 років тому +17

      I had the same thing, but apparently as a 15 year old I was cut out to be a mother, cause I got a 100%, so umm go me?

    • @gracekendrick1466
      @gracekendrick1466 8 років тому +1

      We never did that lol 😂

  • @AnonymousXeno
    @AnonymousXeno 4 роки тому +15

    My U.K education was literally just the biology of it with just diagrams and stuff and nothing else

  • @deadchannel7713
    @deadchannel7713 7 років тому +25

    This is not sex education , though it's still kind of funny . During English our teacher , who was visibly tired , said stuff that made the class laugh like elves on drugs . " If someone didn t put their name on the piece of paper is a moron " And " During this era music is about Sex , Drugs , death and sex . " And finally " Find a song that describes actual love , not about a penis . "
    Shes my favourite teacher from then on .

    • @soulfulanathema5094
      @soulfulanathema5094 7 років тому +5

      Trashbag DanK "Find a song that describes actual love"
      I would've put up my hand and yell "TEAR IN MY HEART BY TWENTY ONE PILOTS"

    • @nicknyethesaxguy894
      @nicknyethesaxguy894 6 років тому

      #bestteacherever

  • @von7332
    @von7332 6 років тому +77

    In my seventh grade sex Ed class, my science teacher taught the whole class about LGBT community and sexual orientation and identification and I had to help the teacher,,, it was great

  • @snackuu4467
    @snackuu4467 7 років тому +152

    "In the woohoo" 😂😂😭

  • @dracomarsa5171
    @dracomarsa5171 5 років тому +25

    Dodie was so freaked out during this whole thing.

  • @abbeyk6064
    @abbeyk6064 8 років тому +49

    I live in Texas, which is most southern state and is very far away from New Jersey, and they teach us in seventh grade about not having sex as a teen and how to do it safely and other things about drugs. And then we did basically what he did.

    • @abbeyk6064
      @abbeyk6064 8 років тому +9

      Ok the timeline goes
      5th grade- puberty
      6th grade- sex
      7th grade- safe sex and drugs
      8th grade- review
      High school- deeper into safe sex and etc

    • @redicy6337
      @redicy6337 8 років тому

      Abbey Keith yep I'm from Texas too and I learned in 7th grade as well. :D

    • @StillaBaby6969
      @StillaBaby6969 8 років тому

      Abbey Keith I live in Texas too (^v^)

    • @melissawinn2032
      @melissawinn2032 8 років тому +1

      +•Drug Child• same I live in Austin TX

    • @finleyjaco3541
      @finleyjaco3541 7 років тому +1

      I live in Texas and this is true, I have a a sex ed class at 2:30 today :))

  • @georgiapaget4428
    @georgiapaget4428 7 років тому +85

    me if I had to do the egg test: "I'm a single parent to this egg"

    • @Alex-ee4uf
      @Alex-ee4uf 7 років тому +6

      georgia paget sounds like me 'my husband left me with this egg, i shall raise it to be a suoer egg' 😂

  • @livr1963
    @livr1963 7 років тому +51

    When I had sex Ed there was this one kid in my class that was like:
    “What’s rape?” And I was just like oh god no

    • @caliecat8275
      @caliecat8275 6 років тому +6

      Liv R a few weeks go my dest friend and I were going somewhere with her 7 year old sister and one of her friends and we were talking about a guy who had been flirting with her and her little sisters friend heard us and said "you won't belive what I did with this one guy" based on how our age group is I would usually just jump straight to sex but she's 7 so we just looked at her waiting for and answer and she just said "I...HELD HIS HAND" my friends sister just gasped in shock but I leaned over to my friend and just asked "should we even say anything remotely similar to what we hear at school if that's their reaction" and she said a little too loud "no way! If that's their response to hand holding I don't even want to imagine what their reaction to hearinv about kissing would be not go mention sex" yea the girls heard us and immediately asked us what sex was. Needless to say we dug ourselves a hole the we couldn't get out of and that conversation wasn't fun.

  • @lillianaprice9567
    @lillianaprice9567 5 років тому +39

    I was grounded when I bled over my bed once after my second period.

  • @IStudyTheDayBefore
    @IStudyTheDayBefore 7 років тому +22

    7:37 is literally the cutest laugh ever im dying

    • @eliseroseleaf
      @eliseroseleaf 7 років тому +2

      alaxmic no, 8:42 was defenitely the cutest laugh
      Totally
      JK XD

  • @samanthaschmidt8413
    @samanthaschmidt8413 6 років тому +58

    I’m American and my school actually does a good job at teaching us about being gay/transgender/asexual/etc. They have multiple clubs set up to support anybody who feels like they’re struggling with it and have multiple posters that display different information about the community. It’s actually really helpful to lots and people and your less likely to get bullied for being gay at my school than at other schools in the district.

  • @indianawhistt6014
    @indianawhistt6014 7 років тому +106

    who else was afraid of the "pop up book" ?

    • @idyllicdae
      @idyllicdae 6 років тому +3

      indianawhistt I'm afraid of "your profile picture"

  • @Tortle4444
    @Tortle4444 5 років тому +11

    My grandma never taught my mom about periods, so she asked her friend about it, and was ashamed about it. She never told my grandma and for a year after that kept secretly using pads and tampons until my grandma found all the wrappers hidden and was like, "Have you been having your period?". My mom wasn't punished, but my grandma was sad that my mom didn't trust her enough to tell her.

    • @Dutch3DMaster
      @Dutch3DMaster 4 роки тому +2

      A friend of my brother also never had sexual education, and was absolutely scared shitless when she had her first period.
      It's of such importance that as a child you learn to trust your parents with this and that you can always go to them for help.
      My parents were pretty forward with sexual education I would say, so the moment I found out I was having a much more serious crush than I had in high school on some girls in my class, but this time the crush was also on a much older woman a couple of doors down the street, I turned to my mom to ask for some advice on this matter.
      (Little did I know it had been incredibly obvious to my mom that I liked the neighbour for the simple fact that when the woman in question had computer problems I always ended up going to her home to fix it, wereas everyone else would get like, basically a set of post-its and were sent off like "Figure it out with this first, come back if it doesn't work" and she immediately asked if I liked the woman from further down the road and I agressively shouted "NO!? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IT IS LIKE THAT?!", and that made it even more obvious :P.)

  • @Bullitain
    @Bullitain 9 років тому +102

    uGhhhhhH the bleep test was the lowlight of any year 7's year and the highlight of any sadist's year

    • @anamazingant7658
      @anamazingant7658 9 років тому

      +Bullitain no truer words have ever been spoken

    • @Mindy-fi9si
      @Mindy-fi9si 9 років тому

      +An Amazing Ant In my school there was legit a girl who threw up after the bleep test

    • @ThaliaIrwin
      @ThaliaIrwin 9 років тому +2

      +Bullitain Is the bleep test a test where you run back and forth between beeps? If so we have that in America, it's just called the pacer.

    • @Bullitain
      @Bullitain 9 років тому

      Thalia I yeah thats the one

    • @Mindy-fi9si
      @Mindy-fi9si 9 років тому

      +heather shilling Bella Winz

  • @turtlecookiee
    @turtlecookiee 9 років тому +55

    This frustrates me so much because here in San Francisco we get really thorough health/sex ed at school (at least in my experience)! Sex ed is really important to understand so I don't get why other schools/teachers don't care to properly teach it??? At my highschool sexuality and gender identity is actually a part of health classes (which is really cool, I'm glad they're caring to educate people about that more). Health went over everything from STIs to mental disorders, and also included sex ed for non-hetero sex as well. It was also required for graduation so everyone went through it :0

    • @kwhat3588
      @kwhat3588 9 років тому +1

      Depends on where you live in the US. I think a lot has to do with religion in most states. I'm not saying I agree, just stating a fact. That's why I disagree with most UA-cam videos bc they don't represent each state, just where they went to school.

    • @turtlecookiee
      @turtlecookiee 9 років тому +4

      K What Yea, and it depends on schools/teachers as well... SF is very liberal so it's not surprising that sex ed is more in depth than other places. I just wish that (public) schools in other states could put aside religion when it comes to education, especially health ed. :(

    • @rachelblack8097
      @rachelblack8097 9 років тому +1

      themicrowaveisatimemachine yeah I see the difference between the south (obviously conservative) and the liberal states when it comes to education. We learned to practice abstinence. We also learned how to be safe, but the main idea was to not have sex at all.

    • @sarahstearns8512
      @sarahstearns8512 8 років тому

      +audrey I live in Idaho (and am in ninth grade) and in 8th we learned sex ed and for birth control she said don't have sex, didn't mention homosexual sex, said that abortions are murder, that you can parent WELL only with a mom and a dad, and maturation wasn't mentioned...... SO BAD

    • @turtlecookiee
      @turtlecookiee 8 років тому

      FiredawnLeafpool Since I'm still attending high school, I'm not comfortable publicizing where I go just for privacy reasons, I hope you understand ^-^" But I'll say this (This is gonna be really REALLY long but hopefully I can help you out):
      1) SFUSD placement is a bitch to deal with so if you're interested in Lowell or SOTA, take the entry tests/auditions for at least one of them. Relying on the placement is really risky and appealing sucks.
      2) DON'T LISTEN TO RUMORS, TALK TO STUDENTS THAT ACTUALLY WENT. The school I go to now ended up being far different (in a positive way) than what I expected when I heard things about it... It definitely varies from person to person so be sure to ask as many people as possible.
      3) Keep in mind what courses are offered in each school, things like what AP classes and electives are available, stuff like that. Incoming freshmen tend to not think about that when applying - They just think of what school is difficult and where all their friends want to go - but then they realize how limited some schools are after their first year, and a lot of people regret not at least trying... then end up staying at that school because they made friends and already settled in, y'know?
      4) In terms of your decision between Lowell and SOTA, think about what you value. It's best to be very dedicated to whatever art you're into when going to SOTA, as that is the main focus. SOTA's academics department is not so great, but it opens up a lotttt of opportunities if you're looking for experience in art and wish to pursue an art career. Lowell by far has the most courses available - That goes for AP classes, electives, and even clubs. Lowell gives you a lot of freedom (outside of your very first semester of school, you choose all your classes and teachers, as well as which periods you have them. It's also an open campus) so it's probably truest to the whole college prep idea out of all the public schools. Lowell's art department is also really good, so if you intend to keep your art skill but don't want it to be your #1 main focus, Lowell is probably a better choice. The art programs at the other public schools are not very good.
      5) TAKE THE MATH PLACEMENT TEST TO SKIP ALGEBRA 1 AND GO INTO GEOMETRY IN 9TH GRADE. Even if you're not sure if you're ready to skip to Geometry, take the test; You have nothing to lose by doing it.. If you're not ready for geometry, the test will confirm it, and that's fine. It's just that taking alg 1 freshman year is a huge waste of time if you are already proficient in alg 1. Of course, if you really don't care for math at all it doesn't matter I guess - But just know that if you don't take geometry freshman year you won't be able to reach calculus by senior year (for Lowell: You can choose to take two math courses, Geometry and Alg 2, sophomore year to catch up, but I've heard the math classes are pretty difficult it's very stressful to do so. A lot of people do it anyway though).
      Sorry this was super long and ramble-y, I hope that I gave you some useful advice.
      Good luck with whatever you get into! :)

  • @potatoesarefunxD
    @potatoesarefunxD 9 років тому +117

    I'm in year 10 (age 13/14) and apparently this is the year of sex ed in home economics. I don't know why but so far the only thing we've been taught about is how to use pads and tampons and sperm + egg = baby. I think we're doing abortion this year and it makes me nervous because I feel like most of my class will be anti-choice and will say that abortion is horrible and all these things that will infuriate me. but luckily I have good parents and a good source of education called the Internet and I know about all this fun stuff so yay

    • @suchitanaidu847
      @suchitanaidu847 9 років тому +17

      In England 13/14 is year 9?!!

    • @syedalima1567
      @syedalima1567 9 років тому +3

      +Suchita Naidu no 14-15

    • @suchitanaidu847
      @suchitanaidu847 9 років тому +1

      Syeda Lima​ I think I know what year I'm in XD

    • @PKPaula23
      @PKPaula23 9 років тому +22

      You're 13/14 in year 9 and 14/15 in year 10.

    • @eimearc
      @eimearc 9 років тому

      idk about anywhere else but in NI year 10 is 13-14

  • @bngstudio5611
    @bngstudio5611 5 років тому +93

    Why does the American person look British and the British look American?
    (Not in a bad way)

    • @RosemaryTurner2002
      @RosemaryTurner2002 4 роки тому +2

      @Coaster Weirdo
      British boys are stereotyped to look like Evan.

    • @RosemaryTurner2002
      @RosemaryTurner2002 4 роки тому +1

      @Coaster Weirdo
      Glasses
      Blonde hair
      White
      You get the gist.

    • @RosemaryTurner2002
      @RosemaryTurner2002 4 роки тому

      @Coaster Weirdo
      Loooooool that's not what I was saying. I was talking about how stereotypical British boy looks and is portrayed in the media
      Majority of the ethnic groups in the UK are white.

    • @krista4882
      @krista4882 4 роки тому

      ...wot

    • @AntonoirJacques
      @AntonoirJacques 4 роки тому

      Dodie looks definitively like a British person