@@MD.Akib_Al_Azad @the mirror and the signal of sound reflection Stream Melanie martinezes weird body merge album stop blowing me kisses through my now skin stream paramore's the news for the projection of heart stream Melanie Martinez's weird body merge album get the fuck out of my body entertainment had no right to throw a frequency into my fucking heart get the fuck out of my body you guy's had no right to kill me in reality get the fuck out of me trying to merge into my body.
@@joshuafrazier3904 @the mirror and the signal of sound reflection Stream Melanie martinezes weird body merge album stop blowing me kisses through my now skin stream paramore's the news for the projection of heart stream Melanie Martinez's weird body merge album get the fuck out of my body entertainment had no right to throw a frequency into my fucking heart get the fuck out of my body you guy's had no right to kill me in reality get the fuck out of me trying to merge into my body.
It’s reminds me of my entire rant Which i will now type here If tandemaus hatches from an egg always has 2 maus. When it evolves it has the possibility of being family of 4 or family of 3. This would mean that family of 4 is just tandemaus but it hatched another egg. However,does this mean that tandemaus family of 3 has had a child die? Does this also mean that there are possibility of single maus just running around? That eventually will join with another maus, thus forming Tandemaus?(this also delves into the fact of in***t,which I will not be talking about here).Or is the theory that Maushold is actually a Tandemaus that adopted another group of tandemaus.
@@padraig548alphrad announced in 2021 he and Fio had gotten divorced but also mentioned how he didn't want to talk about it in depth. He doesn't really mention it and you would have to watch his older videos to even know he had a wife.
@@bruhcity9430 oh no. I knew that. I was also just curious if this was filmed before or after it takes two with Jaiden cuz the ammount of divorce jokes they flung around those videos.
Nah, the pokemon working at burger king is definetly scraggy. He already looks like a teen that doesn't know what to do with his life... And he's color coded fittingly
My mind was going to eevee working at burger king because both burger king and mcdonalds are really popular which you can compare to how both eevee and pikachu are both really popular and pikachu is yellow like mcdonalds m and eevee is brown like the burger king paper crowns
@@natalimoina He did grow, INTO SCRAFTY! Scrafty is a 20-something year old who shows up to work a little high and makes the best burgers because he puts more pickles than corporate wants him to
Scraggy is who I said for the divorce question. He's so misbehaved that his dad wants to send to a rehabilitation boot camp, but his mom doesn't want to. They argue so much about it that they divorce.
It’s so funny that Jacob is the only real human on camera in this video. When I realized, it was so sobering to recognize that he was just Guy and honestly it really fits his energy.
I love how there are four distinct forms of the contestants presenting themselves, we got -Alpharad with a webcam -Smith with a PNGtuber -Giwi with a Vtuber model -Cade with just his static pfp
upon further review(i was curious and booted up ssbu) mewtwo's double jump animation has him do a front flip however his tumble animation is a series of backflips does this matter no its a waste of time
10:32 I'm surprised no one said Salandit. The whole reason male Salandits can't evolve is because they don't get enough food because they keep giving it to Salazzale. They literally live to goon and be tier 3 subs.
Unfortunately, you accidentally gave the perfect explanation for why Salandit WOULDN'T goon to big tiddy anime girls: they're already so devoted to their thicc-thighed, flat-chested queen Salazzle that they would have no interest in anything less! (/hj)
That's such a dumb lore to have been made canon because it suggests only wild male Salandit can't evolve. If a male Salandit is raised by a trainer away from Salazzle then it could get plenty of food and still evolve.
@@mikec4390 fr tho. All GameFreak would really have to do to maintain consistency is just give Salandit a branched evolution and have the males' evolution never appear in the wild.
15:55 Gonna be a massive nerd to say whales can’t physically swallow people so he’s the perfect big guy for the rescue mission, their throats are too small and the biggest thing they could swallow is like a grapefruit.
Jacob alpharad's answer to the divorce question made me have a thought. If the baby maushold die, and the parents dont divorce, do they de-evolve back into tandemaus?
I love the groudon vs kyogre answers progression. From "stop because peace and love" to "stop because you'e going to die" to "everyone dying will make you stop"
I love in the Guess Who section, there's Jacob asking questions like "is it dual type?" "Which generation?" "Which game?" And there's the other three asking shit like "If you gave this pokemon belly scritches..."
Jacob doing damage calcs in the background and knowing stat matchups off the top of his head is peak competitive player energy. Wolfey must be so proud.
you’ve got questions like “is it from generation 3 or 4?” And then you’ve got “can he do a backflip?” “Does this Pokémon like flowers?” “What kind of music would this Pokémon listen to?”
@@snowflakeserpert6834 I love Absol, but its whole deal is that it will be misinterpreted and said to cause the disasters, so I think it might not be able to prevent the Titanic sinking 😢
@@Vivi-Magein her soul lock randomizer she used abamasnow which caused hail, right after beating the first Pokémon out of 2 froslass came out with snow clock giving it 20% chance to dodge moves. Adding on to this froslass got a double Omni boost
40 base speed in the middle of the ocean? I think the gaint cruise ship designed to get you to your destination quickly is hitting it before avalugg can react
NGL with the way the Titanic question was worded, my mind immediately jumped to Aron, since they canonically fuck up metal infrastructure by EATING it. An Aron seeing the shipyard where the Titanic's about to be constructed, seeing upwards of 50k tons of sweet, sweet, mouth-watering metal just laying around? You better believe homeboy's calling in his EXTENDED family and be on that like termites on wood! Can't crash the Titanic into the iceberg if its construction never gets completed, after all!
@@Bighomie39 A-ha, but you see, Avalugg's absence would have only prevented the Titanic's CAPSIZING, not prevented the existence of the Titanic itself! (/j)
@@canadacaden3266 I mean, if anyone knows Absol's lore it's Jacob, and Absol's canon lore is that it can SENSE disasters and will attempt to warn humans of them, but only ever rarely has the skillset to actually avert them (and back in the days of the Titanic, people were still of the mindset that Absol was CAUSING the disasters, so they probably would have just chased it off and left themselves even more doomed than before. 😢)
The "Which pokemon could prevent the Titanic" question does have a right answer and it's Aron. The lil guy eats metal,and if he ATE the Titanic, he'd be saving so many lives. And plus, he's PREVENTING the Titanic. So that's the answer.
@@SagashiIndustries it doesn't really matter if people think it predicts disasters or causes them itself because in either situation all the people are dippin outta there anyway
@SagashiIndustries if you were about to go on a ship and you see something that everyone thinks causes disasters I'm pretty sure you would get out of there
11:45 Reminder: Groudon may be on a small island surrounded by water, but Kyogre is just as stuck-they're in a deep basin surrounded by shallow waters. It's literally a deep pool of water and a plateau of earth surrounded by what is effectively a shallow river delta. They're both stuck until they calm down and go back home.
For the titanic question, I would say Shadow Lugia because in it’s premier game it hyperbeams the SS Lera and takes it away, so it could just pick up the titanic and bring it away from the icebergs
43:00 - I can absolutely see Drapion coming home with a hat and suitcase. No clue why it's so easy for me to imagine, but thought I'd share that imagine with others.
I died from Smith's answer to the Rayquaza question, immediately going to "Hey guys let's smoke a bong" is a crazy answer and I am still laughing about it!!!!
@@icecreamchief5417 I mean, fair, but you gotta get some clarification before locking it in, lol Honestly I'm not really holding it against them to not guess anything from Hisua, but my main thing was that Alpha explicitely was like "You said Sword & Shield", lol, not like "Oh I didn't think of that game"
I mean, Legends Arceus is on Hisue (Sinnoh's past, which is gen 4) and Typhosion, despite its Hisue formwas made for gen 8, the base Pokémon is from Jotho (gen 2). Is kinda tricky.
I mean arceus is really a spin-off game, and the hisuian mons were not usable in gen 8, so I think it’s reasonable for people to rule out legends arceus. Especially after she clarified that its base game, because nobody in there right mind would consider legends arceus “base game generation 8”
@@kyallon1213 My reasoning is that it is literally from a game that was released during and is designated as part of generation 8 I'm not saying I would think of Hisuian Pokemon, personally, but it would be more of a "Ooooh, I see" moment rather than a "You tricked us" moment
Never. In a million trillion Bagillion years. Did I think the word ''GOON'' would leave Jaiden's mouth... I...I can't unhear this... I'm a changed man...
The correct answer to the titanic question is obviously shedninja as he is immune to both water and ice type moves so he can easily take out the iceberg with no issues
The perfect answer for the Titanic is Giganamax Lauras because it’s Pokédex entries literally say it can carry 5K people on its back, smash through icebergs, are resistant to cold and ice (of course, it’s an ice type), can understand human speech, and have gentle hearts so it would also really want to
Phantump caused a divorce, Jacob’s point of that parents get divorces when griefing over a child, phantump is canonicaly a dead child who got lost in the woods.
There is no such thing as a joke that works for everyone. Even the most perfectly clean and safe well-worded pun is merely rubbing in the faces of people who don't speak the language that they can't participate due to their own personal lack of ability. The most elegant physical pratfall makes mockery of the disabled. Those taking care of the critically incontinent elderly may grow concerned with facile fart noises. I'm happy that Doug Doug's community can find joy in their own humor of divorces and keeping people locked in basements, and that people here can find joy in the idea of fricking, marrying, and/or killing baby pokemon. Both are repugnant acts, and for both, that is where the humor comes in, the irony of presenting something awful as commonly accepted.
For "preventing the titanic" I think there's an important assumption that needs to be made. The pokemon in question knows it will happen before it does. Additionally, "preventing the titanic" doesn't specify the accident. "The Titanic" is the ship itself. In conklusion (pun intended), I think Conkeldurr would be the best option for "preventing the titanic". Bro could easily infiltrate the workplace and sabotage the construction of the ship. That thing ain't ever leaving harbor.
For the Gooning question, it's easily male Salandit. This little dude is famous for simping for Salazzle to the point that he cannot evolve due to malnutrition from giving all of its food away.
As soon as Alpharad said this 16:30 I started cheering “AB-SOL! AB-SOL! AB-SOL! AB-SOL!!!” 1. Cause it LITERALLY predicts disasters. 2. It’s one of if not Jacob’s FAVORITE pokémon: (And one of MY top favorite pokémon.) Was disappointed when he said Alakazam, but the rational is a perfect answer. Alakazam ABSOLUTELY would be able to save everyone without breaking a sweat.
Absol only predicts disasters, it doesn't do anything to _prevent_ them if they can be stopped. This Pokémon would sooner let it happen just so humanity learns a harsh yet important lesson against hubris. Unsinkable, my ass. That flawed vessel with insufficient escape rafts would never have been allowed to set sail today.
The entire "Fuck, Marry, Kill" round was just everyone going "oh dang, a baby pokemon" while preparing the gun 😂
Outside of giwi.
True but I mean that’s kind of the only option though.
@joshuafrazier3904 true, it is the only option
@@MD.Akib_Al_Azad @the mirror and the signal of sound reflection Stream Melanie martinezes weird body merge album stop blowing me kisses through my now skin stream paramore's the news for the projection of heart stream Melanie Martinez's weird body merge album get the fuck out of my body entertainment had no right to throw a frequency into my fucking heart get the fuck out of my body you guy's had no right to kill me in reality get the fuck out of me trying to merge into my body.
@@joshuafrazier3904 @the mirror and the signal of sound reflection Stream Melanie martinezes weird body merge album stop blowing me kisses through my now skin stream paramore's the news for the projection of heart stream Melanie Martinez's weird body merge album get the fuck out of my body entertainment had no right to throw a frequency into my fucking heart get the fuck out of my body you guy's had no right to kill me in reality get the fuck out of me trying to merge into my body.
Discussing infant mortality rate implications for Maushold was peak Alpharad.
😂
Don’t worry that’s nothing compared to Drifloon
You mean Mauscarriage?
@@MrByakkonekoLMAO OH NO
Jacob's Maushold divorce reminds me of those memes of Maushold forms for other types, the ghost one was "Mauscarriage"
Nooooo
It’s reminds me of my entire rant
Which i will now type here
If tandemaus hatches from an egg always has 2 maus. When it evolves it has the possibility of being family of 4 or family of 3. This would mean that family of 4 is just tandemaus but it hatched another egg. However,does this mean that tandemaus family of 3 has had a child die?
Does this also mean that there are possibility of single maus just running around? That eventually will join with another maus, thus forming Tandemaus?(this also delves into the fact of in***t,which I will not be talking about here).Or is the theory that Maushold is actually a Tandemaus that adopted another group of tandemaus.
Maucaholic - poison
WTF! THAT'S SO HORRIBLE! I LOVE IT!
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The fact nobody named the LITERAL salt pokemon for the 1000 years of League question is a missed opportunity.
Years?!?!? Damn thats alot
"Don't think divorce is all that funny" he says that with expirience
OMG YOU DIDNT
Is this before or after playing the divorce game with jaiden?
@@padraig548alphrad announced in 2021 he and Fio had gotten divorced but also mentioned how he didn't want to talk about it in depth. He doesn't really mention it and you would have to watch his older videos to even know he had a wife.
@@bruhcity9430 oh no. I knew that. I was also just curious if this was filmed before or after it takes two with Jaiden cuz the ammount of divorce jokes they flung around those videos.
"Not a single one. I hate monkeys."
Calm down, Frieza.
and geto from jujutsu kaisen
And Sengoku from one piece
And middle aged americ-
Gold thread everyone lol
and the people from the dub of ghost stories (run! pretend theres a big black man behind you!)
Nah, the pokemon working at burger king is definetly scraggy. He already looks like a teen that doesn't know what to do with his life... And he's color coded fittingly
Scraggy's just a baby, let him grow and choose for himself 😭
My mind was going to eevee working at burger king because both burger king and mcdonalds are really popular which you can compare to how both eevee and pikachu are both really popular
and pikachu is yellow like mcdonalds m and eevee is brown like the burger king paper crowns
@@natalimoina He did grow, INTO SCRAFTY! Scrafty is a 20-something year old who shows up to work a little high and makes the best burgers because he puts more pickles than corporate wants him to
I'll be honest i thought scraggy for the gooning. That fucking perverts pants are already off
Scraggy is who I said for the divorce question. He's so misbehaved that his dad wants to send to a rehabilitation boot camp, but his mom doesn't want to. They argue so much about it that they divorce.
It’s so funny that Jacob is the only real human on camera in this video. When I realized, it was so sobering to recognize that he was just Guy and honestly it really fits his energy.
he's the "and Steven!" of the group
big "human actor in a muppet movie" energy
@@GCWeber exactly!
It’s like his D&D Character
@@boomfanfic-a-latta8996 True
"What pokemon could prevent titanic"
Avalugg *IS* the iceberg, so he just needed to move
That's what I said
@@JoshuaPenton-t1iwell with avaluggs speed stat it's no wonder the iceberg got hit he couldn't move out of the way in a million ways
And hell, The Noble Hisuian Avalugg from PLA was literally the size of an actual Iceberg
So it just makes sense
I love how there are four distinct forms of the contestants presenting themselves, we got
-Alpharad with a webcam
-Smith with a PNGtuber
-Giwi with a Vtuber model
-Cade with just his static pfp
its funny having jacob be the only human on screen
I agree, vtubers (and weegee) are subhuman, thank you for being brave enough to say it
@@VanessaVersussubhuman XD
It it pretty funny. Considering he is the most expressive
That sounds mean spirited. There's a real person in the other side. @@VanessaVersus
@@ParakeetDSi yes. a real subhuman.
"Pokemon backshots" "OH GOD!!!!" Who could've seen that coming
25:15
Not the Pokémon, presumably.
Jacob “Google Pokémon Backshots” Rabon IV
Has the same energy as “Google, show me this guy’s balls.”
i thought he was gonna say pokemon w green spots or smth that surprised me sm 😭
"Mewtwo would never do a backflip" Can't believe Giwi's never played Smash
Considering that Mewtwo floats, I assume she doesn't know anything about him. How a Pokémon that levitates is unable to spin around himself?
@@Joma-7663 "would never"
@@Joma-7663would, not could. Mewtwo is fully capable physically, but absolutely does not want to
I say this in good fun, but this is extra funny after the “guess all the smash characters” quiz
upon further review(i was curious and booted up ssbu) mewtwo's double jump animation has him do a front flip however his tumble animation is a series of backflips does this matter
no its a waste of time
"what if Wailord accidentally swallowed someone...."
"he would NOT fucking DO that, JAIDEN"
giwi was so offended 😭🤣
25:15 Jacob: “Google search Pokémon back shot” *5 seconds later* “OH GOD”
“At our wedding, we’re eating MUSHROOM SOUP” KIILLLLEDDD me lmao
“Galvantula is tying me up!” Fucked me up so bad, then it got so much better as Weegee kept going 🤣
even seeing this comment in advance couldn't have prepared me for it
10:32 I'm surprised no one said Salandit. The whole reason male Salandits can't evolve is because they don't get enough food because they keep giving it to Salazzale. They literally live to goon and be tier 3 subs.
the game was over and i was not the judge
but i gotta give you a point for that...
good answer
Unfortunately, you accidentally gave the perfect explanation for why Salandit WOULDN'T goon to big tiddy anime girls: they're already so devoted to their thicc-thighed, flat-chested queen Salazzle that they would have no interest in anything less! (/hj)
That's such a dumb lore to have been made canon because it suggests only wild male Salandit can't evolve. If a male Salandit is raised by a trainer away from Salazzle then it could get plenty of food and still evolve.
@@mikec4390 fr tho. All GameFreak would really have to do to maintain consistency is just give Salandit a branched evolution and have the males' evolution never appear in the wild.
@@mikec4390maybe it’s so instinctual that even when they are with a trainer they still barely eat
Jacob: is it duel type?
Smith: is it X type?
Giwi: general discriptions
Weegee: does it have this vibe?
Everyone else: asks useful questions
Weegee: "Can this Pokémon do a backflip?"
@@CyColt giwi: would i find it attractive
15:55 Gonna be a massive nerd to say whales can’t physically swallow people so he’s the perfect big guy for the rescue mission, their throats are too small and the biggest thing they could swallow is like a grapefruit.
I thank you for this information. I live off of factoids I can bring up randomly
@@mrman4211 Glad I could be of service. 😌
Gmax Lapras would be better, it's LITERALLY a new ship
40:37 "i'm sorry you little fruit, but there can only be one" goes unreasonably hard
I'm surprised Jacob didn't immediately answer with Froslass, considering how much PTSD it has caused Jaiden in the past.
Honestly the first pokemon that came to my mind when this question came up lol
I thought that too 😅
“What Pokemon ‘Caused’ their parents’ divorce” Miraidon/Koraidon next question
Actually though
ah come on
It's not koraidon/miraidons parents tho
Don't be silly Koraidon/Miraidon came later
It was just Arven's existence that caused the divorce
Koraidon caused Turo to walk out on Sada, and the other Koraidon killed her.
"At our wedding
WERE EATING MUSHROOM SOUP!!" Dude planned the whole thing in 10 seconds XD
What pokemon could stop the titanic? Simple: Lugia. Since that happens in gale of darkness, lol.
15:25 the way Jacob said that and the way he posed just makes me think of Edgeworth from ace attorney
OBJECTION
You fool! You thought they died on the titanic, but this says otherwise! *Slams down updated autopsy report*
Smith yet again the most consistent member of wild card being in EVERY single thing they do
They're wildcard number one.
The wildest card
@@mimisezloldamn right.
Yeah but Smith is awesome though
Smith's a trooper, they stream a lot of their recordings too.
The thing with the titanic question, there was a game where a corrupted legendary Pokémon did just… pick up and steal a big boat. Shadow Lugia.
gale of darkness? i think jaiden played it
Tysm cause thats what i was thinking
I wish I'd read this comment before posting the exact same thing XD
I was so dissapointed Jacob too so long to think and never got to this
Jaiden is WELL aware of Shadow Lugia.
“He wouldn’t fucking do that, Jaiden” Giwi stays out of pocket xD
36:59 omfg
the FMK bit had no business being so funny
26:06 It upsets me more than it should that 2 people said Mega Mawile when MEGA MAWILE HAS NO PURPLE IN ITS DESIGN 💀
Or green
@@emissary8071 exactly
like i was thinking sableye (not mega tho) almost since the beginning😭😭😭 made me feel really smart bc that's probably one of the only ones i've got
The pants
i gessed mega sableye felt so go when i was right
Jacob alpharad's answer to the divorce question made me have a thought. If the baby maushold die, and the parents dont divorce, do they de-evolve back into tandemaus?
Evolution canceling
They have replacement kids
I mean population bomb is them using their kids, right?
I think it would be a de-evolution. The same thing happens if an Exeggutor's head falls off, as it becomes an Exeggcute.
Depends on if it's a family of 3 or 4
I love the groudon vs kyogre answers progression. From "stop because peace and love" to "stop because you'e going to die" to "everyone dying will make you stop"
The correct answer would’ve been “Spanish or English?”
9:28 I love Giwi's shocked reaction to hearing Jaiden say "Goons to big tiddy Anime girls" lol.
That was my exact reaction at the moment 🤣
And then I love Weegees “W H A T”
bro was flabbergasted
I'm buzzing in Drizzle. Just look at him
@@DreamAngelYtName checks out too
9:29 Giwi's vtuber face of utter shock had me rolling
G-Max Lapras would be THE solution to the titanic. I refuse to elaborate.
Isn’t that like its whole dex entry or something like that in sword and shield?
I love in the Guess Who section, there's Jacob asking questions like "is it dual type?" "Which generation?" "Which game?"
And there's the other three asking shit like "If you gave this pokemon belly scritches..."
pretty sure only kade did that
Belly scritches actually IMMEDIATELY keyed me into incineroar
Jacob doing damage calcs in the background and knowing stat matchups off the top of his head is peak competitive player energy. Wolfey must be so proud.
I was just surprised that he counted him out so fast without making him Primal.
All to be completely wrong by using drought instead of desolate land. Which makes water type moves not work lol
@@turtleofannihilation272jaden said groudon and kyogre not primal
Yooo brilliant answer for preventing the titanic: Avalug
He just moves out of the way because he was the iceberg
That was also my first thought when the question was brought up.
Also my answer
Not even base 40 speed tho, mf isn’t going anywhere lmao
My thoughts exactly
Thats what I thought too!!
4:25 that “did you know” scared me for a second
"Technically" Legends Arceus got a DLC of sorts. It was really a free update that added in a legendary battle gauntlet and massive mass outbreaks
11:34
The way I see it, Kyogre is surrounded. What’s under the water? That’s right, more earth
But how deep is the Earth from the water, HMMMM?
What’s in the atmosphere? WATER VAPORS
God tier reference
@@DaYellowCelloBut what's nearby earth? Space which is full of earth!
So glad someone commented it
you’ve got questions like “is it from generation 3 or 4?”
And then you’ve got “can he do a backflip?”
“Does this Pokémon like flowers?”
“What kind of music would this Pokémon listen to?”
I liked the belly scritches question lmao.
Better than the single type questions still
To be fair, the flowers question was probably an attempt to lock in Shaymin
Weegees understand what the game show is all about
I am convinced alpharad intentionally made it sound like he was going to say absol.
Absol is my favorite pokemon, so when that part came up I felt so utterly betrayed. Just give my little fellas some recognition,,,
He definitely did that on purpose
I was thinking about Xatu, based on the Mystery Dungeon games
@@snowflakeserpert6834 I love Absol, but its whole deal is that it will be misinterpreted and said to cause the disasters, so I think it might not be able to prevent the Titanic sinking 😢
Lol I just commented that, Absol is such a good answer to that question
“not a single one. I hate monkeys .” jaiden sounding like geto here 😭
Why does weegee just sound like hes using a soundboard to talk 😂
1:45 I’m surprised that no one brought up Jaiden’s unmatched hatred for Froslass
Why does she hate Froslass?
Because she had a long and painful battle with frosslass in one of her nuzlocks
@@Vivi-Magein her soul lock randomizer she used abamasnow which caused hail, right after beating the first Pokémon out of 2 froslass came out with snow clock giving it 20% chance to dodge moves. Adding on to this froslass got a double Omni boost
@@Vivi-Magea randomizer nuzlocke had a froslass go out after a Pokémon with snow warning and it killed a bunch of her team iirc
Literally my first thought.
Alpharad being the only one with an actual facecam has real energy.
I don't know what KIND of energy it its, but it's definitely energy.
The one human in a Muppet movie?
He is simply his own vtuber model
I don't like vtuber models but I do like alpharad because he's a funny boy and his collabs with pchal are always entertaining
It’s giving he’s the adult in a peanuts show, and the other 4 are just kids don’t ask me for the names of 4 kids I only remember Charlie Brown 🤣
What Pokémon could prevent the titanic? Avalugg. By moving out of the f***ing way
40 base speed in the middle of the ocean? I think the gaint cruise ship designed to get you to your destination quickly is hitting it before avalugg can react
I said that exact thing as well lmao
That was my immediate thought, too.
I was saying Eiscue because why not?
THAT’S WHAT I AM SAYING!! SOMEONE WHO AGREES! 🤝
Screamed at my phone when she said Sableye is gen 4
Smith's last brain cell is fighting for its life in this
NGL with the way the Titanic question was worded, my mind immediately jumped to Aron, since they canonically fuck up metal infrastructure by EATING it.
An Aron seeing the shipyard where the Titanic's about to be constructed, seeing upwards of 50k tons of sweet, sweet, mouth-watering metal just laying around? You better believe homeboy's calling in his EXTENDED family and be on that like termites on wood!
Can't crash the Titanic into the iceberg if its construction never gets completed, after all!
Personally, I think Avalugg could've prevented the Titanic simply by not being there, since he was the iceberg.
@@Bighomie39 A-ha, but you see, Avalugg's absence would have only prevented the Titanic's CAPSIZING, not prevented the existence of the Titanic itself! (/j)
I'm honestly shocked that Jacob didn't instantly say Absol.
@@canadacaden3266 I mean, if anyone knows Absol's lore it's Jacob, and Absol's canon lore is that it can SENSE disasters and will attempt to warn humans of them, but only ever rarely has the skillset to actually avert them (and back in the days of the Titanic, people were still of the mindset that Absol was CAUSING the disasters, so they probably would have just chased it off and left themselves even more doomed than before. 😢)
@@submariNervous Valid point.
Jacob: is it duel type
Giwi: is it a bird
Smith: is it *lists every type*
Weegee: is it *most ridiculous and nonsense question every*
“lemme google pokemon back shots- OH MY GOD” I CANNOT
25:15
😂😂😂 Alpharad clearly wasn't thinking when he searched it up
💀💀💀💀💀
I searched it up💀😭
The "Which pokemon could prevent the Titanic" question does have a right answer and it's Aron. The lil guy eats metal,and if he ATE the Titanic, he'd be saving so many lives. And plus, he's PREVENTING the Titanic. So that's the answer.
Jacob looks so out of place; he has yet to reject his flesh
i don't want to insist that Wolfey Glick takes all credit for that Decidueye pronunciation, but it DID make me think of him immediately lol
It's a pchal thing iirc
Absolutely a whacko thing
@@owenaspinall2046 he got it from wolfey iirc
deckiedew
I quite literally choked on my dinner at “sorry ya little fruit” holy shit
It’s what moss from Pikmin said
This was hysterical
"it's between Mew and Mewtwo" meanwhile I'm just screaming "IT'S DEOXYS"
I find it so funny that smith just goes “I was gonna say gyarados but that’s too easy, lemme get the free win button for any question ever instead”
Alpharad missed the absol answer on titanic
To be honest that is what I thought he was going for when he started his argument.
Absol’s whole thing is that people think it CAUSES the disasters, not warns people
@@SagashiIndustries it doesn't really matter if people think it predicts disasters or causes them itself because in either situation all the people are dippin outta there anyway
@SagashiIndustries if you were about to go on a ship and you see something that everyone thinks causes disasters I'm pretty sure you would get out of there
Gigantamax Lapras and Machamp as well
11:45 Reminder: Groudon may be on a small island surrounded by water, but Kyogre is just as stuck-they're in a deep basin surrounded by shallow waters. It's literally a deep pool of water and a plateau of earth surrounded by what is effectively a shallow river delta. They're both stuck until they calm down and go back home.
39:45 Greninja's tongue game is too good for one night only fr
Yeah the image without context gives the wrong impression
Never thought I'd hear jaiden say pokemon, goons, and big tiddy anime girls in the same sentence but here we are i suppose
Goon jumpscare
Don't underestimate asexuals.
@@VickyVioletreal
@@VickyViolet can confirm that i and my fellow ace friends routinely say the most out of pocket shit you've ever seen
"The Pokemon is purple"
Ah. Must be Gulpin
For the titanic question, I would say Shadow Lugia because in it’s premier game it hyperbeams the SS Lera and takes it away, so it could just pick up the titanic and bring it away from the icebergs
Jacob's restrained laugh at "Is it purple?" for some reason, really got me
"I got to say don't think divorce is all that funny"
*Cough* DougDoug
Divorced funny guy vs dougdoug's funny divorced guys
This is why wehatedougdoug
@@-FutureTaken- Wehatedougdoug is gonna hear about this
Wasn't expecting a refrence to everyones least favorite bald man here
Alpharad also got divorced before
*Rayquaza comes down and looks at the two.*
Rayquaza: "this is why Arceus doesn't f*cking love you two!"
37:08 Smith rolled the freak Jackpot holy shit!
25:15 is the absolute funniest joke I've seen in a video in ages! 😂
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I would agree but 43:10 exists
0:30
Pokemon: Froslass
Why: Snow Cloak
You encounter a wild Froslass.
Jaiden: *PTSD*
now THAT is a reference
My thoughts exactly xD
Also in combo with Ominous Wind.
NOOOO
43:00 - I can absolutely see Drapion coming home with a hat and suitcase. No clue why it's so easy for me to imagine, but thought I'd share that imagine with others.
He definitely rocks a "kiss the cook" apron too
@@goggles8691 Drapion at a BBQ goes hard
This comment section made me like Drapion
Weegee made me realize that Pokemon guess who is more fun if you restrict it to questions just from the vibes
22:05
"ARE THEY PSYCHIC?"
"No!"
"I'M K*LLING MYSELF!!!"
Shit had me on the floor 🤣
I love how during the guess who round, Jacob was just becoming more disappointed at everyone when they asked a stupid question.
Congratulations…? Your Maushold evolved into Tandivorce!
Maucoholic joined the party!
I died from Smith's answer to the Rayquaza question, immediately going to "Hey guys let's smoke a bong" is a crazy answer and I am still laughing about it!!!!
I'd yell at Groudon and Kyogre to "Just fuck already"
clearly there's a lot of uh... tension between them
based answer
1. SIRIN PFP??? SHES LITERALLY MY NAME
2. Lowkey I had a really similar answer “what if we just all kissed rn”
What if we kissed
In the seas around Sootopolis City?
Jkjk…….. unless??????
What sentence you would say as Raquaxa to break Groudon and Kyogre:
Your petty argument's a 7.8/10.
during the titanic question i had the mental image of wobbuffet standing at the front of the ship using counter on the iceberg
26:58
Jaiden: This Pokemon was introduced in Generation 8
Everyone: Alright, it's Sword & Shield
Legends Arceus: Am I a joke to you?
I would never think of Arceus, cause of the gen 4 theme with the ancestors, most of the pokemon you see. It just doesn't correlate.
@@icecreamchief5417
I mean, fair, but you gotta get some clarification before locking it in, lol
Honestly I'm not really holding it against them to not guess anything from Hisua, but my main thing was that Alpha explicitely was like "You said Sword & Shield", lol, not like "Oh I didn't think of that game"
I mean, Legends Arceus is on Hisue (Sinnoh's past, which is gen 4) and Typhosion, despite its Hisue formwas made for gen 8, the base Pokémon is from Jotho (gen 2). Is kinda tricky.
I mean arceus is really a spin-off game, and the hisuian mons were not usable in gen 8, so I think it’s reasonable for people to rule out legends arceus. Especially after she clarified that its base game, because nobody in there right mind would consider legends arceus “base game generation 8”
@@kyallon1213
My reasoning is that it is literally from a game that was released during and is designated as part of generation 8
I'm not saying I would think of Hisuian Pokemon, personally, but it would be more of a "Ooooh, I see" moment rather than a "You tricked us" moment
Never. In a million trillion Bagillion years. Did I think the word ''GOON'' would leave Jaiden's mouth...
I...I can't unhear this... I'm a changed man...
ey boss what's the plan boss
The correct answer to the titanic question is obviously shedninja as he is immune to both water and ice type moves so he can easily take out the iceberg with no issues
With what? False swipe?
@@ConsumerOfDirtYumYumYumarial ace since Ice is weak to flying
What? Since when
@@joekurr890 since I looked it up
@@epicevanfrog2123 no, you got it backwards; flying is weak to ice (because most birds avoid the winter).
The perfect answer for the Titanic is Giganamax Lauras because it’s Pokédex entries literally say it can carry 5K people on its back, smash through icebergs, are resistant to cold and ice (of course, it’s an ice type), can understand human speech, and have gentle hearts so it would also really want to
For the Rayquaza coming down to stop the argument, I'm surprised nobody went for
"Guys, I'm not mad, just disappointed."
More normal pokemon shows, host by... Jaiden, again
Phantump caused a divorce, Jacob’s point of that parents get divorces when griefing over a child, phantump is canonicaly a dead child who got lost in the woods.
7:11 Jacob: “Gotta say, don’t think divorce is that funny.”
Literally the entire Doug Doug community: “We beg to differ.”
There is no such thing as a joke that works for everyone. Even the most perfectly clean and safe well-worded pun is merely rubbing in the faces of people who don't speak the language that they can't participate due to their own personal lack of ability. The most elegant physical pratfall makes mockery of the disabled. Those taking care of the critically incontinent elderly may grow concerned with facile fart noises.
I'm happy that Doug Doug's community can find joy in their own humor of divorces and keeping people locked in basements, and that people here can find joy in the idea of fricking, marrying, and/or killing baby pokemon. Both are repugnant acts, and for both, that is where the humor comes in, the irony of presenting something awful as commonly accepted.
The problem with the assumption, IA that divorce has a very specific place in the DougDoug community for being a TTS trick to spawn horses in Skyrim.
Also alpha is divorced
Jacob was also making a joke because he himself is divorced
"I gotta say, I don't think divorce is all that funny" Jacob ow
This was so chaotic, I love Jaiden so much lmao
For "preventing the titanic" I think there's an important assumption that needs to be made.
The pokemon in question knows it will happen before it does.
Additionally, "preventing the titanic" doesn't specify the accident. "The Titanic" is the ship itself.
In conklusion (pun intended), I think Conkeldurr would be the best option for "preventing the titanic".
Bro could easily infiltrate the workplace and sabotage the construction of the ship. That thing ain't ever leaving harbor.
Clever thought
Was concrete used on the Titanic? It should be Gurdurr.
my answer was just avalugg, thing could have just moved out of the way of the titanic
For the Gooning question, it's easily male Salandit. This little dude is famous for simping for Salazzle to the point that he cannot evolve due to malnutrition from giving all of its food away.
Yeah but he doesn't like the big boobs, he's simpin aleady for his big leg girls.
i love jacob looking extremely contemplative and going “porygon z kinda freaky though”
Who prevents the titanic? Avalugg, he just swims away.
9:28 jacob got an answer faster than i could process that the question being a real sentence
i loved the absolute horror in giwi's eyes when jaiden mentioned gooning
Hearing smith yell "You"re so lucky!", and seeing frostlass made me wheeze.
As soon as Alpharad said this 16:30 I started cheering “AB-SOL! AB-SOL! AB-SOL! AB-SOL!!!”
1. Cause it LITERALLY predicts disasters.
2. It’s one of if not Jacob’s FAVORITE pokémon: (And one of MY top favorite pokémon.)
Was disappointed when he said Alakazam, but the rational is a perfect answer. Alakazam ABSOLUTELY would be able to save everyone without breaking a sweat.
Absol only predicts disasters, it doesn't do anything to _prevent_ them if they can be stopped. This Pokémon would sooner let it happen just so humanity learns a harsh yet important lesson against hubris. Unsinkable, my ass. That flawed vessel with insufficient escape rafts would never have been allowed to set sail today.
propellor tail baraskewda saves the titanic any day of the year
The way Jacob melts a little bit at "Does this Pokemon like flowers?". Like that was needlessly adorable.
33:42
For the Rayquazza question I thought at least one person would say "Go to you're room" lol