Kids are really stupid
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Kids are the most chaotic nuetrul thing ever. One minute their just drawing and being quiet, then you walk away for a minute and they somehow drew on every surface possible, even the places they can't reach
And then you look away for ANOTHER second, theres poop smeared all over the floor, walls, even the ROOF
they’re*
@@vortexguy1237you autocorrect “they’re” but not neuteal
@@ThereAreErrors so
@@ThereAreErrors what
" What do we want?"
"Time travel!"
"When do we want it?"
"Irrelevant!"
Very nice. Solid.😂
When do we want it?
Uhhhh........yes
@@itsarvizian I like that answer too.
"What do we want?"
"A cure for Tourettes"
"When do we want it?"
"C**T!"
I saw that, in a n uncensored form, on a bloke's t-shirt once. Yes. I laughed.
@@brianartillery hahahaha 🤣
See, there's a moral in that tale, sometimes, it doesn't matter what you do. you're a good person. You do everything correctly, you go up the white mountain.... And you still die in a flood.
The cursive, which took me wayyy too long to decipher, reads:
« You are an idiot and no one likes you. Get over the fact that your(not my spelling mistake) extremely rude and annoying, and go make friends. This family most definitely values my word over yours any day. And I never lie*, you pathological lying psycho*. »
Which I’m assuming is from the sibling who said he was lying, and that’s down right brutal. Like that response is so cruel, even when I hate my siblings I would never try to crush them like that.
Edit: Thanks to commenters below, I've filled in the blanks with the most likely words, marked with *.
Also, if it is psycho, that makes it worse for me. He's not the psycho here dude. Kids lie to get out of punishment, they get in trouble for lying, no need to absolutely ruin their self confidence and image.
“I never lie you pathological lying (?)” the last word is definitely hard to read.
Damn bro are these guys from a 1980’s movie or what?
@@ashlee7859looks like “psycho” without the “y”?
Is the last word psycho? It doesn't seem quite right, but it's the best I can guess
@GuyWasTaken In the UK, we are all still taught cursive
Like Robin, I pretty much died with the kid's summer camp story.
It actually sounds like a story from an obscure Native American myth or something.
Literally the funniest shit, i had to stop myself from laughing too loud bc im sick rn 😭😭😭
Never in my life have I ever heard Robin laugh for like 30 seconds straight like that😂 oh rest in peace the white headed black man, gone through all that effort just to die in a flood
I’ve never heard robin laugh as hard as he did at 2:15, oh my god 😂😂😂
It's like the emkay version of bal man
@@randomcommenterheredontmin4390 hey look a ball
@@user-wi2hj4ld9rbal man
Yes agreeing
If you wanna hear Robin actually being happy and laughing for once, I recommend the two sentence horror vid, it's my favourite
As a grown adult with ADHD I can tell you that sometimes I act like these kids 😂😂
as a 14 year old with ADHD, I too act like this and will 100% when I am fully grown
As a 16 year old without ADHD, hello.
15 with adhd i can def agree
as a 17 year old with autism and adhd hello :)
@@ozzyCheshire-ci3bf ayyyyyy same but I'm 20
19:42 to be fair, kids repeat whatever they hear. My younger cousin became fixated on decks because my uncle was building a deck. Sitting down to draw with a kid and having her draw a deck is hilarious.
i've genuinely witnessed my brother talk about trump
he's 9
my grandma talks about how much of an ass he is to my 9 year old brother
I love kids. That is genuinely hilarious.
@@archamedies616 During the 2016 election, my then 4 year old brother would talk about how much he liked trump, I think just to annoy my liberal parents. I was 7, and legitimately concerned that he would always hold those beliefs. He does not. My parents thought it was hilarious.
@@archamedies616 watching the 2016 elections as a 7 year old, I wanted Hillary to win.
Not for any specific reason.
@@archamedies616 I overheard something my dad was talking about at one point when I was 9 and went to Khan Academy and wrote a basic program where two circles are drawn, each controlled by a variable, one variable called "demecrats" and another called "people". The "demecrats" circle gets smaller continuously, while the "people" circle gets bigger.
I have zero recollection of what I was even thinking while making that or what conversation I might have possibly overheard but clearly I was very passionate about the "demecrats" being less and "people" being more lmao
As a human adult that is not 2 kids in a trench coat I too agree kids are stupid.
Sissy said no balls in the house, get me the scissors
i too am also totally not 3 kids in a trench coat.
2:17 That's a super villain laugh if I've ever heard one.. Could be a great supervillan laugh.
It cracks me up 😆
Love Lexi for her Lexplinations
Love Damien when he researches the joke to make sure he understands it instead of just moving on
Love Robin for his laugh
Love Jack cause he is the snack that smiles back
Love jack for his absolutely unhinged insanity
Love jack cause he's not just a snack that smiles back, but a snack that puts a smile on my face
I love Robin because his laugh is great, his insights are amazing, and he's the only narrator I can distinguish from the others
Lexplinations is such a good word lol
6:11 that's it **uncrusts your able**
Now it’s just unable
My fockin' able!
12:35 So, the response (from the sister, it looks like) says:
"[Brother], you are an idiot and no one likes you. Get over the fact that your extremely rude and annoying and go make friends. This family most definitely values my word over yours any day. And I never lie you pathological lying..." and I *think* that last word is supposed to be "psycho" but I think they misspelled it "pscho".
tysm
Oh my god that is yhe worst sister!🖕😡😠😾💢💣💥
Damn that looks like a significantly older family member. How sad does one need to be to actually beef with someone who, judging by the writing, is about half their age.
Haven't heard Robin laugh that hard since the Funky Kong cosplay to the Mario movie post.
its kinda relieving since the last time ive watched him, he was all pissy about things :(
As a kid, I can confirm I am stupid
same
Same
@@SuperBendy64same
Same
same
2:03 average bible story
nevermind that was already said in the video a minute later
I once saw a video of a kid who'd shaved his hair and his baby brothers head too, he almost got to his sisters but they screamed out for their mum lmao. The mum was in the shower for 5 minutes before school.
“He almost got to his sisters…” That part is actually terrifying to read. 😂
2:32 That story had so much potential starting out. Like maybe the protagonist learns something meaningful like it's OK to be different and you will be accepted somewhere for who you are, or maybe something about race relations and how the colour of your skin shouldn't affect your value as a person. But nope. Kid got bored almost immediately and just Deus Ex Machina'd right out of there XD
I think the sheet at 20:00 could have actually been a kid. I live in Japan, but every so often, an elementary kid will come in for their tutoring lesson talking about Putin, Trump, or Kim Jong Un.
21:39 She looks like a closed umbrella.
SKSJSKSJGG
R/rare insults
12:20 The fact that a child's handwriting is more readable than cursive really says a lot.
You can make cursive readable if you want but i guess you people should also learn to read cursive besides just writing it
@@chris_the_heartbeat_lover.1994But....why? It's an entirely different script, invented specifically to be used with quills and fountain pens, neither of which anyone uses anymore. Its most notable quality is literally that everyone's cursive looks different enough to use it as a form of identification.
There's literally no reason to keep using it except that old people don't like acknowledging that the skill has become obsolete. The only point I ever hear is that you *maybe* write faster in cursive, but that's skewed bc the people saying it are more used to writing in cursive than print. And even if that WAS true...so? Speed is rarely what you need when writing.
18:21 HowToBasic as a child:
YES
I used to work at a local grocery store out in yakima, and during the night shift we used to throw plungers at walls like they were spears. It never really occurred to me to use it on my face
The first story reminds me of something that happened to my brother: My Sister ~15 decided to do the shaving for my brothers head. After a bit she heard a little clink, but thought nothing of it and continued. Then she noticed that she'd basically shaven off the hair in that strip she was doing entierly, because the little clink she heard was the little attachment that is supposed to set the hair length falling off. Luckily for my brother this happened during school holidays so it wasnt quite as embarassing as it could have been.
This exact thing happened to me lol, a small but very noticeable chunk of hair above my right ear completely erased in the winter holidays
14:42 *"SUN GET HER!!!"* I chuckled
9:23 Thanos Robin jumpscare
When I was a kid, we wrote Christmas cards to soldiers fighting in "The War On Terror", and all I wrote in mine was "Merry Christmas. I hope you don't die." Not because I couldn't think of something more creative or because I just didn't feel like putting in any effort. Because I couldn't think of anything a soldier would want more than to get home to their family. Ofc young me couldn't articulate that AT ALL and I got detention.
Sounds like your school was run by morons
And yet, if you’d written “I hope you get home alive.” which is essentially the same thing, they probably wouldn’t have batted an eye. They honestly should’ve just asked you to rewrite it like that.
i like dinosaurs
Dinosaurs are Epik
I agree , they ARE amazing, cool and EPIC
Dinosaurs are 🔥🔥🔥
@@Fnafplushbucket shut up
people just want to say something funny and goofy but it’s people like you who ruin it
@@Fnafplushbucket how dare you disrespect dinosaurs
I...I pull the crust off of my uncrustables...
To be fair the crust IS different from the soft bread
@@pumkin610 EXACTLY
I was thinking that! It still has a ridge, which is like a crust!
OFFICER WE GOT HIM, PUT YOUR HANDS UP THIS IS A CRIMINAL OFFENSE
_(I do too)_
@@pumkin610 and it dosnt have any peanut butter or jelly
20:20 is all kids work sheets
I wish I had a laugh like Robin's. the way he laughed hystericaly at the story the kid wrote had me laughing for 30 minutes
I think I died a little inside when you pointed out 2008 is 16 years ago
2:37 don’t go dying on us!! 🤣🤣🤣
2:19 Robins' laugh is so contagious I started laughing too 😆
2:16 - 2:57 When you can get Robin to die of laughter, you know the post is gold.
I used to disassemble my swiss cake rolls and eat the coating, cake and frosting separately. Still would if they hadn't changed the recipe so they taste like Crisco and garbage.
Same lmao I used to open up my bean and cheese burritos, eat the filling with a spoon, then eat the tortilla.
I've never heard Robin lose it so hard.
24:21 I can actually relate to this one. Before 69 was a meme, I first heard it in an episode of _The Angry Video Game Nerd_ when I was, like, 14, and assumed it was some kind of fighting move. So later, when I was, like, 15 or 16, I said it at school, and my cousin informed me of what it meant.
My mom still has either a Mother's Day or birthday card I made for her when I was like, in 2nd grade (I'm in my 30s now) and I had to write a word for each letter in the word MOM. So I wrote "Magnificent Outdoor Mommy." She wasn't outdoorsy, at all.
5:58 *This time*
12:22
12:28
same with me because i never properly learned cursive, and now, all of the students in my homeroom class appreciate my really smooth handwriting
As a used to be kid, I am still indeed stupid
19:49 I wonder what that kid heard that made them jump to "I will vote for Trump" when making threats. That's the last thing I would expect an elementary-age kid to threaten me with
Videos like this are my free birth control
Same makes me so glad it exists
i wasnt a dumb kid.
i was a kid on the verge of a crisis at any given moment.
my mother dearest recalls a incident in which i climbed to the top of a slide and instructed the kids to gather as i had something very important to say, (i was like 5) and what did my sweet, sweet little self say?
"one day the sun is gonna explode and eat the earth"
i wish i was joking.
i had read about it in a space book, and decided to traumatise some random neighbourhood kids.
yes like 3 kids started bawling and i was dragged back home.
Mangled chargers...? Uhh... am I weird for not having these issues?
No I've never had this problem
before
Never had it either and I got my first phone back in 2004 or something. I’ve had the issue of chargers having to be bent or pushed a certain way to work but the way some people’s phones are damaged is genuinely confusing to me.
0:34 bro got the drip
As a kid I can say confidently that I am constantly surrounded by idiots
same (i am an idiot)
Doesn't change much as an adult
6:06 I peel the 'crust' off of my uncrustables!!!!
Its nice to see Robin have fun, hes got a beautiful laugh.
8:53 When I was little I might’ve tried talking to that statue hoping it would talk back. It looks a bit like the dragon god shrines from the first three Breath of Fire games
Things I never thought I have do when I became the parent is telling the cat and my youngest to stop picking on each other. My youngest will pin our kitty down to give him love. Kitty gets toddler grumpy and will hide under the couch and reach up to paw smack him and then chase him nipping (not biting ) his ankles. 😂 they also steal toys from each other. The oddest sibling issues ever
Emkay is probably one of the best reddit channels
Ever since they stopped putting the subreddit in the titles it kinda sucks
@@Yoshi76257 Yea kinda. I still enjoy their videos though
@@Yoshi76257
They were forced to as UA-cam has been Shadow Banning Channels that directly mentions Reddit Subs in their titles for some reason
I remember when I was 4 or 5 I woke up at 2AM, went into the kitchen, grabbed the scissors, and cut my bangs, and instead of just throwing the hair away i decided to hide it around the house (mostly under my bed)
My mom was not happy, neither was I,
Luckily my aunt was able to fix it and make it look better.
I have a horrible headache and Robin’s laugh cured me
I remember as a kid, when i was significantly taller than my younger sister, I drew something on the wall way out of her reach to try and frame her for it.
My mom was like: "I know it was you, what do you want me to believe, that she just grew and drew that and then shrunk back down?" and I was like "...yea"
15:50 theres also the solution of stuff like Terasako Magnetic Charging Cable that solve the port ending itself by making the magnet area bend and disconnect thus not breaking anything
robin has literally the most soothing voice i have heard in years
3:08 It 'saved' alot of people back then huh
13:00
"IM AUTISTIC I DON'T MANGLE IT >:("
- mood?
18:57 I use to live in house with my family that have those vents, but I never ever will thought to get in there with my body like movies where character goes through the vents, but I knew how to open one since some of them have the bolts either gone or unscrewed.
1:37 This is probably a case of children that age (particularly those who are autistic) not being able to understand that just because they know something, that doesn't mean EVERYONE knows it.
5:22 casually becomes shaggy
When I was 5 or 6 years old I stole the hair clippers from under my moms bathroom sink and shaved half my hair completely off. When my mother found out, she shaved me completely bald. And I had to go to school the next day. So the next day when I left home I was wearing a hoodie to try to cover it up, I entered the classroom after eating breakfast in the cafeteria, and was immediately told to take the hood off, I had never felt so much embarrassment in my life up to that point. Needless to say 15ish years later at almost 21 years old I still feel stupid for doing that, I would do an entire post on Reddit but the photos my mom took have been lost with time.
(I’m sorry if there are any spelling or grammatical errors I’m typing this on my fiancé’s phone and the keyboard is tiny)
9:00 worst thing to listen to when stoned.
6:16 I do this, the outside crust is wet feeling, ewgh, hell nah, so I just take it off and one bite it's gone
I do the same thing
10:25 - I used to eat butter when I was toddler. don't know why. it was yellow. it tasted good. chomp
Ok, but Uncrustables have a crust. It isn't the normal crust, but its still there
as an adolescent i can confirm I am still very many stupid
Here's a Lil' Life Hack that I used as kid when my brother would get pen on the wood part of my loft bed: Toothpaste. Toothpaste gets pen off. I don't know why, but it does. It'd probably get it off of the couch at 21:13 too.
I work with kids and they do be saying (and doing) the darndest things
I had a white Alphasmart in high school. Another student tried to peek at the screen, I turn it off, and he flips my desk with me in it. High school was weird. 😅
Robin's losing it laugh always gets me.
The thing is, typewriters are ALSO highly expensive. Their mechanical intricacies don't lend well to being used by the world's most destructive creature, the human child.
We should give them PAPER and PENCILS.
18:14 I think this kid answered the "draw a smaller angle" perfectly correctly. Those are smaller representations of the shown angle. The teacher should be more precise with their word selection if they want students to draw "more acute" or "more obtuse" angles, but that's not what teach asked for. The child was correct!
14:33 Believe it or not - that actually already happened at my workplace. This is an office building. We don't work with children in any way shape or form. So that must mean an adult office worker smeared poop all over the toilet doors but then apparently didn't come out still covered in it or smelling like it.
help robins hands make a perfect heart 😭
13:34 this happend with the boys bathrooms when i was in year 5 (5th grade). The school never found who was doing it but i hated it. It was only really with the piss stuff but i remember someone shitted on the floor one time
*Pauses at **1:48*
Thanks for the nightmare fuel, Robin.
At 3:06 in the video, I actually own several of those. They're for Windows 2.1, and you need to insert them into a DOS or era-appropriate Windows PC, otherwise it'll tell you to format it.
The "do it for you, Emily" motivational speech was sweet 😻💃
I love watching these because it boosts my ego knowing I was slightly smarter than these kids when I was younger.
15:30 Typewriters WOULD be awesome, but being a former child (sadly) my cousin and I absolutely RUINED my moms vintage (worth around $3-5k) typewriter by putting pennies in it. Very easy to mess up.
14:25 Most kids smell a little of sh*t if they haven't been properly potty trained. You likely wouldn't notice the culprit if they were clever and washed up afterward.
0:35 Baby got that drip 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
5:03 that’s actually exactly what I was expecting
3:28 SOUTH PARK SHOWN
My grandma had a clown thing, I was just terrified of its existence, not even of it’s being a clown, but just a clown doll.
3:02 Genuinely cannot believe that it was a 17 year old
7:19 before i broke my old phone by sitting and got a new one i actually put it in the fridge to make the touchscreen work more.
I’m loving all of these new Robin reaction photos
The kid and poop issue; that’s the beginnings of a Shithouse Picasso
I love Robin, and I'm so glad he cried his eyes out, begging the EmKay gods to let him join.
I’ve been loving these pictures of robin recently
15:11 even when I was in year six, chargers weren't that bad, WHAT ARE THESE KIDS
0:25 😂 contrary to popular belief, they don't force children to take embarrassing photos.. usually they care about the child a tiny bit.
11:00. Anyone else confused about a ladder resting against the wall at a 90° angle with space in between them?
*BALANCE*
@@simple__sigma3287 90° is flat, either on the floor or flat against the wall.
20:27 oh my goodnesss i HATE THOOSE when ever you search "kids" with anything work related most likely always goona shw smth like that-
I love all the random pictures of robin from time to time 🤣
Probably the only thing I did with my hair as a kid was, as my mom said, apparently cutting it off with scissors. What was really happening was that I was beginning to pull out my own hair, purely because of stress, tricotilamania, and I still "battle" with it even now.
Good luck. That's a rough one to have. A lot of people don't get how hard it is or how socially difficult it can make things. Hopefully you'll get a full handle on it some day though and in the meantime I hope you have more good days than bad ones.