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  • @HouseM.D.
    @HouseM.D.  4 роки тому +520

    Experience House's healing powers with more clips!
    Doping scandals are fun and all but watch how good House is at taking prescribed medicine than selling it: ua-cam.com/video/bUVymnWY0cE/v-deo.html

    • @trackpadpro
      @trackpadpro 4 роки тому +10

      Thanks for keeping up the channel!

    • @johnr.timmers2297
      @johnr.timmers2297 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao, commented on own video, pinned own comment, hearted it too. I love you

  • @Stumbo99
    @Stumbo99 5 років тому +8624

    If nothing else at least he's a good and polite patient

    • @kanikagaral7637
      @kanikagaral7637 5 років тому +361

      Considering houses patients yes he is.

    • @mayfriend2959
      @mayfriend2959 4 роки тому +434

      Yeah! This dude didn't lie *once*, which is a real achievement on this show.

    • @johanharmse1789
      @johanharmse1789 4 роки тому +35

      More patients should be paralyzed, you know.

    • @HitPeace
      @HitPeace 3 роки тому +11

      He was very polite

    • @antoniogerardo7696
      @antoniogerardo7696 3 роки тому +22

      he's the honey nut cheerios of patients

  • @wobby1268
    @wobby1268 5 років тому +9261

    Ah, crap. You cut the part where House says, "What makes a guy start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your *short* shorts?" :D

    • @doctorrussia
      @doctorrussia 4 роки тому +328

      I wouldn't mind seeing chase in short shorts

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 4 роки тому +205

      @@doctorrussia You and me both...and House, apparently. 😁

    • @robin-ek7lx
      @robin-ek7lx 4 роки тому +50

      Omg I'm wheezing

    • @lordadamant8182
      @lordadamant8182 4 роки тому +11

      @@doctorrussia same

    • @anniezozadeng8998
      @anniezozadeng8998 4 роки тому +13

      How did this end? I haven't watch any of these but I love these clips... believe me, We are living at the edge of the world where internet costs a fortune

  • @LargeFriesChocoShake
    @LargeFriesChocoShake 5 років тому +9302

    He removed the syringe cap with his mouth and then popped that thing in without even sanitizing the skin. They literally let my mans limp around that hospital commiting medical crimes.

    • @listertr2756
      @listertr2756 4 роки тому +223

      yo mans xD

    • @catherine2268
      @catherine2268 4 роки тому +191

      Looks like he puts the cap back on too

    • @anlu4043
      @anlu4043 4 роки тому +218

      stabby teens have you seen how he practices medicine?

    • @juanpablorobayo9891
      @juanpablorobayo9891 4 роки тому +293

      it's great to watch him but then you think about patient treatment regulations and you realize he's an awful doctor and person

    • @airsofter2247
      @airsofter2247 4 роки тому +219

      You know this is a TV show right...its for entertainment. Its not a medical training video

  • @conrad644
    @conrad644 5 років тому +4266

    When she said “your gonna kill him” I was like “ well it’s doctor house he almost kills you then magically your the health person out there”

    • @Persholm1
      @Persholm1 5 років тому +27

      "You're* gonna ...

    • @Persholm1
      @Persholm1 5 років тому +16

      ​@@minewit8585 Taking what seriously?

    • @pillowprincess3673
      @pillowprincess3673 5 років тому +8

      @@Persholm1 fascism

    • @mikilacunningham6259
      @mikilacunningham6259 5 років тому +3

      He's a DiCK Jeff he fucked him self karmas a Biitch w/ his B.S. on screwing his manager out of her of commission all that hard wk she did to build his brand knowing he's NOT at all clear/clean his self "self-serving" its LIFE

    • @dustyblack5048
      @dustyblack5048 5 років тому +9

      *healthiest

  • @bonesnatcher
    @bonesnatcher 5 років тому +2232

    "Dear sir, I'm just a guy who rides a bike pretty good. You and your kid are out of your minds"

    • @lucindadebrah9432
      @lucindadebrah9432 5 років тому +13

      Bone Snatcher
      Read it as he was saying it lol

    • @araaraurydice
      @araaraurydice 4 роки тому +3

      Sounds like a Stan song

    • @SuperLadyDanger
      @SuperLadyDanger 3 роки тому +30

      I'd honestly consider becoming a fangirl of someone that grounded in reality and with perspective on which occupations actually deserve praise!

    • @ulrikahaggard9923
      @ulrikahaggard9923 3 роки тому +13

      "Sir this is a Wendy's"

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 3 роки тому +8

      I feel like this is the right thing to do minus saying it as bluntly as that. Blind praise is a very scary thing.

  • @ViktorGomez
    @ViktorGomez 5 років тому +8559

    Patient: *falls*
    House: “This is exactly why I created Nurses. Clean up on aisle 3!”

    • @janesmith699
      @janesmith699 5 років тому +174

      Lmao he created nurses. Delusions of grandeur on aisle 3!

    • @Moonwired
      @Moonwired 5 років тому +346

      His whole monologue was him being god, so yes. But in the continuation of his bit.

    • @Caidennnnnn
      @Caidennnnnn 5 років тому +10

      Yes? That’s what he said

    • @harendrasingh_22
      @harendrasingh_22 5 років тому +6

      Just loved the scene !

    • @marmaladeplayz9811
      @marmaladeplayz9811 5 років тому +4

      XD

  • @AsianDawg46
    @AsianDawg46 5 років тому +4618

    I love House's line at 4:51.
    "Who are you going to believe, the manager you've known and trusted for years? *pffft* I've been to college" he's basically saying "shes got a reason to lie to you, I dont", in the most House way possible.
    Edit: Some people seem to not get it so I'll explain. On one hand there is the manager who has known the athlete for years, has an active reason to want him to take drugs and the means to give it to him without his knowing. House is a doctor that he met very recently who has no reason to lie to him and if he did would be risking his own career. Also by saying he went to college he is implying that he has training and probably knows what he's talking about.

    • @LeonMT2012
      @LeonMT2012 5 років тому +64

      I can just imagine Plankton from Spongebob saying "I went to College!!!"

    • @Hexanitrobenzene
      @Hexanitrobenzene 4 роки тому +13

      What has college got to do with this ? It went over my head...

    • @Firenamer2
      @Firenamer2 4 роки тому +66

      @@Hexanitrobenzene I believe its mostly house went to college to become a doctor. So he doesn't have a reason to lie about his diagnosis since he practice health for a living.

    • @Hexanitrobenzene
      @Hexanitrobenzene 4 роки тому +4

      @@Firenamer2 Looks like you are right.

    • @thatonemilkyourdadsearchin2544
      @thatonemilkyourdadsearchin2544 3 роки тому +6

      @@Hexanitrobenzene not trying to offend anyone but this is the first time I've seen someone admit another person right in the comment section. Usually because people will end up just arguing back and forth

  • @Intskints
    @Intskints 5 років тому +6766

    “Can you swallow?” I think Chase has asked this before.

    • @CensoredMercy
      @CensoredMercy 5 років тому +55

      Lmao

    • @fedepalma1981
      @fedepalma1981 5 років тому +60

      @jakesully xd

    • @sfprivateer
      @sfprivateer 5 років тому +198

      @jakesully That's because Chase's girl got it.

    • @erictouw6668
      @erictouw6668 5 років тому +227

      jakesully oh, oh my.

    • @karlkarl93
      @karlkarl93 5 років тому +28

      @jakesully I'm not sure if to tell you or keep you guessing. What would you guess it means?

  • @freshjnew
    @freshjnew 4 роки тому +2691

    Imagine having the absolute best doctors in the world in one room.
    And they treat one person a week.

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 4 роки тому +241

      Imagine the bill.

    • @scarletjester8446
      @scarletjester8446 4 роки тому +112

      @@dbergerac9632 all those tests aren't cheap

    • @michaszymbor8182
      @michaszymbor8182 4 роки тому +195

      @@dbergerac9632 the diagnostic department cost hospital 3,000,000$ a year apparently.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 4 роки тому +32

      Well there are all those clinic patients.

    • @Knightsthatsaynih
      @Knightsthatsaynih 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah, that'd be a show I'd watch

  • @brianstraight9308
    @brianstraight9308 5 років тому +780

    Got to love Cameron's own little "Aha!" Moment when she says he'd need constant blood transfusions to stay off the symptoms of his illness and then realizes he was giving himself those blood transfusions through blood doping.

    • @NoLifesChick
      @NoLifesChick 5 років тому +10

      What is blood doping??

    • @brianstraight9308
      @brianstraight9308 5 років тому +119

      @@NoLifesChick It's the practice some athletes do to increase athletic performance by injecting themselves with more red blood cells as this increases the oxygen supply between the lungs and the muscles.

    • @NoLifesChick
      @NoLifesChick 5 років тому +12

      @@brianstraight9308 Thank you

    • @harshivpatel6238
      @harshivpatel6238 4 роки тому +22

      7:30 nice acting.
      Technically, he was treating himself, morally, he was cheating. It still ended up Win-win for him.

    • @Oogwaykay
      @Oogwaykay 3 роки тому +2

      Blood doping is auto transfusion right? But allo transfusion would reduce his symptoms.

  • @perfectlyimperfect2368
    @perfectlyimperfect2368 4 роки тому +577

    My dad had myasthenia gravis. First they thought he was having a heart attack,then cancer before finally diagnosing MG. Lived for 13 years before all the struggles he battled got to the point of no return. Gone almost 2 years now. 😔 He thought it was cool though seeing his rare illness on an episode of house.

    • @NekoKuro-il8rz
      @NekoKuro-il8rz 3 роки тому +24

      Sorry for your loss but I agree that it's really cool to see this show shine light on rare and uncommon diseases to help people become more aware of what can happen to the body. Despite the malpractice of the actors as doctors (no gloves)

    • @MiguelAngel-xe3lz
      @MiguelAngel-xe3lz 3 роки тому +4

      I'm sorry for your loss

    • @DevinRSanto
      @DevinRSanto 3 роки тому +9

      Similar with my uncle. Passed on April 25th, 2019. Rest in peace to both your dad and my uncle.

    • @oliviamartini9700
      @oliviamartini9700 2 роки тому +1

      ...and Aristotle Onassis

  • @ericgiannuzzi7756
    @ericgiannuzzi7756 5 років тому +2189

    I re-watched this episode like 2 weeks ago and I was like "OMG IT'S TARAJI P. HENSON!"

    • @MyJbryant
      @MyJbryant 5 років тому +25

      Me
      Too.

    • @keitafoxy7428
      @keitafoxy7428 5 років тому +51

      She played this well, I didn’t even think of Cookie while watching this.

    • @Fammangalover
      @Fammangalover 5 років тому +90

      @@keitafoxy7428 she is more than cookie. She is a great actress.

    • @JY-eo3te
      @JY-eo3te 5 років тому +2

      Where did you watch it

    • @melissablanco8648
      @melissablanco8648 5 років тому +5

      OMFG I was trying to figure out why she looked so familiar and y'all just answered it for me lol
      Thank you!!!!

  • @StarWarsftw12
    @StarWarsftw12 4 роки тому +396

    "You've been healed! Rise, and walk." House is a man to live by.

    • @boianko
      @boianko 2 роки тому

      "Are you insane?!"

  • @sebastiansantana2447
    @sebastiansantana2447 3 роки тому +174

    "well he was losing blood so I figured he needed blood" That killed me

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 2 роки тому +2

      RIP bro . You might be remembered

  • @billie0429
    @billie0429 5 років тому +856

    “Who are you going to believe? Your manager that youve trusted for years, bfff!! I’ve been to college”
    That is just one of the most smoothes insults Ive heard in a long time

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 роки тому +16

      Not an insult. He just pointed out that unlike her, he has no reason to lie to him

  • @kissofdeath4449
    @kissofdeath4449 5 років тому +842

    8:24 House was waiting to see the smile on his face. Little things that we overlook and wonder why he's everyone's favourite character. ♥️

    • @ahalyavaitheeswaran6410
      @ahalyavaitheeswaran6410 5 років тому +9

      That's it. I'm done.

    • @kissofdeath4449
      @kissofdeath4449 5 років тому +10

      @@ahalyavaitheeswaran6410 "you can't stop our love!"
      -House, Season 3-epi 4

    • @Waterlily6519
      @Waterlily6519 5 років тому +3

      Udhay Kumar House is a good doctor in most aspects. But he doesn't stand a chance in a real hospital. But yes, House is one of the best characters on the show. My other favourites are Chase, Cameron, Foreman and Kutner. I like all the other doctors too, but those five are my absolute favourites.

    • @Wolfsquad593
      @Wolfsquad593 5 років тому +3

      @sheldon pereira its the patients choice if they choose to sue them or not. If he just saved his life and his career the patient would probably be less likely to sue. Unless they are just a god awful person. But you'd probably know all about that, ya troll

    • @ahalyavaitheeswaran6410
      @ahalyavaitheeswaran6410 5 років тому +3

      @@kissofdeath4449 You are a goof! - Little girl with gratification disorder (House Season 2, Episode 21)

  • @bekamtchedlidze4785
    @bekamtchedlidze4785 5 років тому +2828

    Could you look an animal in the eyes and say to it, ‘My appetite is more important than your suffering’?” -Moby
    Go vegan 🌱

  • @janesmith699
    @janesmith699 5 років тому +132

    I love how Cameron slips a stirrer in his coffee like its nothing. Little things like that show her feelings for House.

  • @pien4009
    @pien4009 5 років тому +908

    "This is exactly why I created nurses" IM dead

  • @elarabie4234
    @elarabie4234 5 років тому +689

    “I have been to college” LMAOO😂

  • @thephilosopher4054
    @thephilosopher4054 5 років тому +719

    From the buttom of my heart, thank you for making the clips longer

    • @ruokay7438
      @ruokay7438 5 років тому

      ThePhilosopher Lol... What?

    • @Greenfinches
      @Greenfinches 4 роки тому

      That One yes

    • @predictivetextisforaunts
      @predictivetextisforaunts 4 роки тому +1

      @That One Because of the error, the sentence makes no sense.
      That’s why reading comprehension goes out the window.

    • @ienzio7795
      @ienzio7795 4 роки тому +1

      @@predictivetextisforaunts It's called basic critical thinking skills

  • @luvs2luvu
    @luvs2luvu 4 роки тому +527

    a clip from this show just randomly popped up in my recomendations, never seen the show in my life but now im like 11 clips deep and i think i have a problem now lmao

    • @dasty3314
      @dasty3314 4 роки тому +10

      Madeline Shae bro i’m two weeks into watching clips and i’m in love with this show

    • @benighted_
      @benighted_ 4 роки тому +3

      Clips? Really? People are addicted to the whole 8 seasons of this show and you think watching a couple of clips is "having a problem" lmao

    • @dasty3314
      @dasty3314 4 роки тому +11

      benighted THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE CANT WATCH THE FULL EPISODES.

    • @benighted_
      @benighted_ 4 роки тому +2

      @@dasty3314 yes you can. Have you tried, idk, googling it? Because that's exactly how I watch... dude there are plenty of sites just look for it...

    • @noneurbisness6521
      @noneurbisness6521 4 роки тому +3

      @@benighted_ It is at 5 in the morning every night

  • @anonymous-et6to
    @anonymous-et6to 5 років тому +3401

    House is the tony stark of doctors

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 5 років тому +39

      Seems legit.

    • @999madgamer
      @999madgamer 5 років тому +44

      more like Dr. Strange

    • @dustindubbo2892
      @dustindubbo2892 5 років тому +34

      madman191 meh dr strange is only really good in surgeries and the like, house is one who can identify all the sicknesses and stuff like that, not really similar to the surgeons job to just cut out the bad stuff that House would identify.

    • @lukerycyja5716
      @lukerycyja5716 5 років тому +31

      I would say Sherlock more

    • @Jadzebra
      @Jadzebra 5 років тому +6

      Nah dude Tony follows procedure lol

  • @thanglongnguyenvu3815
    @thanglongnguyenvu3815 5 років тому +1164

    She almost had him killed for his own sponsors lol.

    • @musical_lolu4811
      @musical_lolu4811 5 років тому +72

      Except she didn't.

    • @thanglongnguyenvu3815
      @thanglongnguyenvu3815 5 років тому +52

      African MusicGenuis right about that....so i actually jumped the gun before watching the whole video so...

    • @walkz007
      @walkz007 5 років тому +8

      You got to get that money

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 5 років тому +41

      @@thanglongnguyenvu3815 to be fair. If it wasn't house and the boys... He would have been put on chemo... And then shit would have gone south.

  • @Names_buck
    @Names_buck 4 роки тому +181

    Cameron has a habit of being overly biased, overly caring, and overly annoying.

    • @SirAnimosity
      @SirAnimosity 4 роки тому +15

      I agree, her relationship with Chase was overly forced and always seemed fake to me.

    • @urosasin8979
      @urosasin8979 3 роки тому +2

      Perhaps it’s something to do with when the actors were going out together while casting.

    • @somebody-br2hm
      @somebody-br2hm 2 роки тому +1

      I agree
      Its one of the reasons why a completely rational doctor will be better than an overly emotional one

  • @starflame34
    @starflame34 5 років тому +242

    "CLEAN UP ON AISLE 3!"
    LMAO!

  • @craigstethson7233
    @craigstethson7233 5 років тому +277

    90% comments - this is why I created nurses.

    • @SuperGreatSphinx
      @SuperGreatSphinx 5 років тому +1

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nursing

    • @kissofdeath4449
      @kissofdeath4449 5 років тому +1

      including yours. And mine, because I'm about to quote "this is exactly why I created nurses". Wait....I change my mind.

  • @seanharris3014
    @seanharris3014 5 років тому +953

    House: “this is exactly why I created nurses”
    The Most High: D O U B T

    • @morgue1484
      @morgue1484 5 років тому +11

      house clearly is god

    • @adylaar6708
      @adylaar6708 5 років тому +1

      "clean up on aisle 3!"

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 4 роки тому +1

      He was very likely the "most high".

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 4 роки тому

      No, house doesn't have that much self doubt

  • @iDropPhats
    @iDropPhats 3 роки тому +33

    “Who are you gonna believe? A manager you trusted for years?? Pffffft… I’ve been to college”
    This show is too perfect 😂😂😂

  • @sabrajuma817
    @sabrajuma817 5 років тому +78

    Patient: what did you do?!
    House: No, what did u do "Lord".
    Lmao😂🤣

  • @megasocky
    @megasocky 4 роки тому +56

    My old science teacher acted and sounded exactly like house im convinced he was a big fan of this show hahaha

  • @ManDudeMcHumanGuy
    @ManDudeMcHumanGuy 3 роки тому +32

    "Jeff, can you swallow?"
    No Chase, he's drooling on himself on purpose..

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 3 роки тому +3

      Chase is so used to people looking at him and drooling that he couldn't be sure.

  • @jurciii
    @jurciii 5 років тому +192

    "Sometimes less, this is exactly why I created nurses, *cleanup on aisle three* "

  • @barkerk100
    @barkerk100 5 років тому +67

    This episode is very personal for me, as I have Myasthenia Gravis. When they gave me the tensilon test it was similar reaction for me, for 10 minutes. 40 odd years later, I’m doing fine and am grateful for the medication available to control my MG.

  • @DTux5249
    @DTux5249 5 років тому +74

    Am I bad for laughing uncontrollably when he went down

    • @adylaar6708
      @adylaar6708 5 років тому +2

      Same

    • @tiffanypersaud3518
      @tiffanypersaud3518 4 роки тому +1

      DeluxeTux5249, dude was a jerk - it was kind of satisfying to see him go down like timber.

  • @AlexeyDelacroix
    @AlexeyDelacroix 3 роки тому +20

    YOU ARE HEALED! RIse and walk
    Gets me every time😂😂😂

  • @kissofdeath4449
    @kissofdeath4449 5 років тому +246

    "Jeff, can you swallow?"
    Oh Chase! 😯

  • @rambofan334
    @rambofan334 3 роки тому +41

    "I gotta be in Spain in 4 days." Oh you'll be in Spain, but the S will be silent.

  • @RandalfElVikingo
    @RandalfElVikingo 5 років тому +469

    The end is classic douchie House lol. Imagine if Jesus healed people for just five minutes.

    • @buffysaviation
      @buffysaviation 5 років тому +11

      RandalfElVikingo there would’ve been a show about that a long time ago

    • @RandalfElVikingo
      @RandalfElVikingo 5 років тому +13

      @@buffysaviation Jesus with sarcastic remarks towards the romans and Judas lol.

    • @HurghadaRealEstates
      @HurghadaRealEstates 5 років тому +2

      Funny but its true. As person that have Myasthenia Gravis i can say that.

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 4 роки тому +1

      @@RandalfElVikingo
      At that time Jesus went through the grain fields on the Sabbath, and His disciples became hungry and began to pick the heads of grain and eat. But when the Pharisees saw this, they said to Him, “Look, Your disciples do what is not lawful to do on a Sabbath.” But He said to them, “Have you not read what David did when he became hungry …” - Matthew 12:1-3

  • @sneekyshot1
    @sneekyshot1 5 років тому +27

    6:40 she reaches for the stick for house before house even turns around for it

  • @brooksequine7621
    @brooksequine7621 5 років тому +69

    Bring this show back please !

    • @roguefisher4637
      @roguefisher4637 5 років тому +2

      Brooks Equine can’t. It’s physically impossible due to lore issues. If you seen the season finale episode you will get your answer why it won’t happen.

    • @laserbeam3836
      @laserbeam3836 4 роки тому

      @@roguefisher4637 they could make
      it even ..

    • @rudyr.7111
      @rudyr.7111 4 роки тому +1

      @@laserbeam3836 It can't happen due 1. They'd be more expensive to get them all back. 2. Ratings have fallen a lot with all shows so this will likely end like most revivals and get axed after 1 season. Think Will and Grace. Those kind of ratings are not good enough for the big 4 networks.
      The only way it could work is if Netflix were willing to foot the bill. This is assuming all actors are willing to come back.

  • @patricialiga1084
    @patricialiga1084 5 років тому +83

    I clicked because......
    Its taraji.p henson
    Come on!

  • @blaq_betty
    @blaq_betty 5 років тому +54

    Taraji be looking young and innocent af in this clip

  • @fealubryne
    @fealubryne 5 років тому +19

    I have a friend that has Myasthenia Gravis. It initially impacted her vision, actually. Eventually did affect her face, but once she began treatment they both largely reversed.

    • @LostPlutotarian
      @LostPlutotarian 4 роки тому +2

      I started having similar symptoms a few months who and just got tested for it. Apparently I may cleared but there is no clear explanations yet.

  • @tebellontsebeng4024
    @tebellontsebeng4024 5 років тому +370

    Taraji still fine as hell

  • @dr.treyourslovesbudder476
    @dr.treyourslovesbudder476 5 років тому +91

    "You're going to kill him"
    Me: if you haven't already done that.

  • @georgiasumby6092
    @georgiasumby6092 4 роки тому +9

    House is the kind of guy that you can see he cares but he doesn’t show it at all

  • @yogib668
    @yogib668 5 років тому +88

    I just finished reading Lance Armstrong's biography. And UA-cam recommends me this.

  • @mdniteeagl1647
    @mdniteeagl1647 3 роки тому +9

    My grandmother died from myasthenia gravis back in 1971... before they really knew what to do with it. My grandfather, mom, and her sisters didn't even want the grandkids to see Grandma like that (I was 7).

  • @chasfarthing244
    @chasfarthing244 5 років тому +60

    “Or repeat everything I say in question form” love that sort of shit

  • @Jackie-McCann
    @Jackie-McCann 5 років тому +25

    “Cleanup on aisle three!” 🤣

  • @k.m.a.5134
    @k.m.a.5134 5 років тому +21

    House: “what did you do lord!” 🤣

  • @EssexAggiegrad2011
    @EssexAggiegrad2011 3 роки тому +7

    An episode about a cyclist who admitted to using PEDs. House was ahead of its time.

  • @dianasayson2846
    @dianasayson2846 3 роки тому +22

    I've always loved this series but it's only in rewatching that I'm learning to love Chase.

  • @celestialphantom7684
    @celestialphantom7684 4 роки тому +21

    Doctor:(injects medicine)“You are healed!”
    If medication can be this much more effective in real life.

    • @mariuszfurman4767
      @mariuszfurman4767 3 роки тому

      He didn't inject anything. He just punched small hole.

  • @neptunianmystic
    @neptunianmystic 4 роки тому +13

    That sharp box has no sharps container 😂 being medical makes you notice a lot of subtle things

  • @davemarx7856
    @davemarx7856 5 років тому +5

    6:40 >>
    That subtle look from Chase after whatshername puts the stirrer in House' coffee...

  • @mikaelaway357
    @mikaelaway357 5 років тому +95

    How many famous actors were on this show damn

  • @charisselinnell-morton4137
    @charisselinnell-morton4137 2 роки тому +6

    House uses an interesting methodology as he uses the symptoms but he will give a tentative diagnosis and when it’s not correct he actually thinks about what disease or disorder would react to certain medications in that way. He is creating more symptoms of the underlining condition and arrives at his final diagnosis. Usually physicians discount those drug reactions .

  • @jackwarner4655
    @jackwarner4655 3 роки тому +6

    6:58 still probably one of my favorite quotes

  • @erinr4902
    @erinr4902 5 років тому +20

    So this is the episode where the "oops" GIF was born (9:12)

  • @jessicapyrope
    @jessicapyrope 5 років тому +24

    2:28
    He has a point

  • @hilss2501
    @hilss2501 4 роки тому +5

    “Will u repeat everything i say in question form” ahhh😂😂 that’s my fav phrase now

  • @Hassony523
    @Hassony523 4 роки тому +13

    3:06 that was so wrong on so many levels.. he could have caused him vocal cord paralysis or tracheomalacia, other than that severe respiratory distress and aspiration. It's a good thing House can get away with stuff like this 😂.

  • @scottmatheson3346
    @scottmatheson3346 4 роки тому +3

    "Repeat everything you say in question form?"
    Don't think I could restrain myself from holding back there.

  • @cirukarago7251
    @cirukarago7251 5 років тому +20

    😆😆😆 House's facial expression when his manager is explaining .." You're healed rise and walk"

  • @Nuclear_Jay
    @Nuclear_Jay 4 роки тому +7

    I have Myasthenia Gravis, not asking for a pat on the back for relating but it was cool to be binging on these house episode and went "Hey I feel that sometimes"

  • @friyazDO
    @friyazDO 4 роки тому +28

    He literally intubated him in seconds wow

    • @The_Kirk_Lazarus
      @The_Kirk_Lazarus 3 роки тому

      It only takes seconds and it SHOULD only take seconds to do so. Otherwise you might miss the opportunity to intubate.

  • @chloeramli8366
    @chloeramli8366 4 роки тому +25

    Guy: literally violently collapses to the floor
    House: *doesn't even try to help* cleanup on isle three 😌 I’m so good...

  • @kasag37
    @kasag37 3 роки тому +1

    ok i have spent 2 days down this house rabbit hole....i forgot how much i loved this show

  • @clerpington_the_fifth
    @clerpington_the_fifth 2 роки тому +1

    thank you for providing these clips - i used to watch house all the time many years ago on tv, i think on usa channel.

  • @TragedysHalo
    @TragedysHalo 4 роки тому +12

    If they showed us deleted scenes, I'm sure we'd even see House googling some of this shit lol

  • @AstraeNya
    @AstraeNya 5 років тому +14

    I was watching this with a straight face but as soon as house said "clean up on aisle 3" I lost it🤣🤣🤣 I was laughing my ass off for at least 5 minutes

  • @NamNguyen-xz5fj
    @NamNguyen-xz5fj 4 роки тому +4

    "I've been to college"
    That, makes me giggle.

  • @mandy2917
    @mandy2917 5 років тому +22

    Wait a second, didn't she play Katherine in Hidden Figures???

  • @espreereal
    @espreereal 4 роки тому +5

    i swear whenever anyone even looks at the patient something happens

  • @masonbateman7490
    @masonbateman7490 4 роки тому +2

    When Greg says I’ve always wanted to do this: run.

  • @rosalieholland25
    @rosalieholland25 5 років тому +6

    5:06 You’re fired😂

  • @theyhaventfedmesince
    @theyhaventfedmesince 5 років тому +78

    Repeat everything you said in a question form?

  • @ginger_nosoul
    @ginger_nosoul 4 роки тому +6

    I love the comments on all these house videos 😂😭

  • @biancaolfert1498
    @biancaolfert1498 4 роки тому +2

    1:36 that thumbs up 😂😂😂

  • @akiakiii5879
    @akiakiii5879 5 років тому +11

    Oh, another one. How many patients have collapsed in front of Dr. House

  • @colt4709
    @colt4709 5 років тому +18

    Hey look. It’s T.J.

  • @CensoredMercy
    @CensoredMercy 5 років тому +45

    Where can I watch full episodes of house now :( definitely not Canadian netflix

    • @kissofdeath4449
      @kissofdeath4449 5 років тому +3

      It's on Amazon

    • @Mandiepink1
      @Mandiepink1 5 років тому +2

      Amazon prime

    • @eburlin
      @eburlin 5 років тому +1

      you can download episodes off of the internet

    • @tnikoli40
      @tnikoli40 5 років тому

      Mediaboxhd

    • @vickilouise3307
      @vickilouise3307 5 років тому +3

      CensoredMercy use putlocker or 123movies just type in either of these and the show or movie you want to watch and it’ll take you to the page

  • @silentgamer7578
    @silentgamer7578 5 років тому +1

    Thanks for putting out a longer video.

  • @jessicajayes8326
    @jessicajayes8326 5 років тому +3

    He still gets doped up, but now he has a note.

  • @samanthamartin175
    @samanthamartin175 3 роки тому +1

    The thing about MG is that sometimes this works, but most times it only gives temporary relief, there is no cure.

  • @z0mbietiger27
    @z0mbietiger27 4 роки тому +3

    “This is exactly why I created nurses, clean up on aisle 3”

  • @GrandTheftAutoFans1
    @GrandTheftAutoFans1 3 роки тому +2

    The patient falls to the ground.
    Other doctors: Help the patient up.
    House: Janitors, wipe that dirt off the floor on aisle 3.

  • @sebastiansantana2447
    @sebastiansantana2447 3 роки тому +4

    "God, what did you do?"
    "What did you do.. Lord"
    ...
    "This is exactly why I created nurses. CLEAN UP ON ISLE 3"

  • @601salsa
    @601salsa 5 років тому +2

    I love the sarcasm and really screwy humour he has

  • @MsTinkerbelle87
    @MsTinkerbelle87 5 років тому +25

    When he didn’t extract the tube correctly omg🙈

  • @joshuaaustin2250
    @joshuaaustin2250 Рік тому +1

    The last part always cracks me up 😂😅😊

  • @ThatLaloBoy
    @ThatLaloBoy 4 роки тому +9

    "[House] is a very cautious man."
    Really Foreman? Really?

  • @eMDTee
    @eMDTee 3 роки тому +2

    I appreciate that Forbes is reading Forbes

  • @domthebomb4878
    @domthebomb4878 4 роки тому +4

    "Or repeat anything I say in question form"
    In question form?

    • @natebass
      @natebass 4 роки тому

      House: “Scan his neck”
      Other Guy: “[Scan] His Neck???”
      House: “Or repeat everything I say in question form”
      The other guy basically repeated what house said but as a concerned question.

  • @1WingAngel79
    @1WingAngel79 4 роки тому +1

    The poor nurse that has to fill out the falls report on this patient.

  • @allyhollamby5390
    @allyhollamby5390 4 роки тому +4

    "Clean up on aisle 3" haha

  • @sizedtoaster0278
    @sizedtoaster0278 2 роки тому +1

    I was undergoing a risky surgery for my heart. But I remember saying "If I die, I'm ready to meet God. But are you ready to answer to him if I die?"
    It was like a pact. We all get through this and we all move forward.