House's Diagnoses For An Alien Abduction | House M.D..
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- Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
- Seven-year-old Clancy is admitted to the hospital with rectal bleeding, claiming alien abduction. The team runs tests, but when they get inconsistent and contradictory results from the same tests, in addition to finding a metal object in his neck, they are forced to give Clancy's testimony a little more credence.
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Season 3 Episode 2 "Cane and Able"
Seven-year-old Clancy (Skyler Gisondo) is admitted to the hospital with rectal bleeding, claiming alien abduction. Amidst this, Cuddy and Wilson decide not to tell House the truth about his last case, thinking he will learn some humility, while Cameron is outraged at their actions. When a frustrated House gives up on the boy, Cuddy is forced to re-think her decision to hold back the truth.
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"Yeah, yell at me. That'll fix your kid"
Ahh, they chose right to make Chase take House's position in the end.
Snappy comebacks are always a good thing to have in your arsenal. >:3
nice spoiler
@@astr0nom1cal for real
@BigJohn Hansome r/woosh
soyboy extravaganza r/whoosh implies there was a joke... Problem is, there wasnt one.
6:22 "You're going home tomorrow"
There's three minutes left in the video, you aren't fooling anyone.
When that happens that makes me nervous, I was afraid the kid was gonna die
And like a fuckton more minutes left in the full episode
no one's going home until House's 37th minute epiphany.
I love how Chase's accent gets stronger when he's stressed
That happens to a lot of people, actually. I have a southern drawl that actually fades away when I'm stressed or highly focused, but when I'm relaxed, it's noticeable even to me.
Agree 😅
I love the way that chase's is sosososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososoosoossooeoepeoesooeoeeoooesoeossosoososossosososs hothothothothothothothothothothothoyhothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothoythothothot
Crocodile dun-Dr. 🤣
"Thats not a scalpel, this is a scalpel"
Yeee yellitmeh that'll fix uh son
I cringed so hard when Chase made that "yo mama" joke.
I'm pretty sure that's half the joke, hence the really bad acting. When you act like a bad actor, that's when we've gone full tropic thunder. Or in Hugh Laurie terms, being a british guy playing an american guy who acts doing a bad Saun Connery accent.
I love the reaction shot though
No
thats cuz ur a cringy kid still living in yo mama's basment
@@daniglover3871 no not nice
House: Chase you better come up with a witty rhetorical come back
Chase: Ni-
🤣🤣🤣
I audibly laughed so hard XD
😂😂
@@FranciumBoron -GURUNDAYO, SMOKEEEEY!
When the DNA results showed two different DNA sets I thought "Oh, he must be a chimera"
Where is my Medical Degree??
Same lmao
Same
There is a lady that says she has this condition, see UA-cam
@Fried Rice thanks ^^
Are DNA already contained elements that are out of this world
“We’re going to insert a needle through the pupi-“
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
deadspace flashbacks ahh
@@enderborn6860 ooohh boyy..
Wait was that from mass effect or dead space
I legit did scream
@@strivingcobra Dead Space
Are they purposefully uploading this because of the Area 51 raid that is going to happen soon?
yep
OH SHIT
soon as in 4 months
@@zanderyes *two months
@Its cinematics ill have a kevin and two opressors
I hate how immediately the parents went to assuming their son is just crazy. HOW DOES BEING CRAZY CAUSE YOU TO HAVE BLOOD CLOTTING PROBLEMS????
Idk where exactly 1k likes came from but I love each and every person that decided to hit that thumbs up 👍.
It's very simple, you're just not mad enough to understand it
Easy. Because their script say so.
Because theres no reason to think he couldnt simply have Both
Meh. Extreme stress (acute) or stress in general (chronic) can cause blood clotting. Depends on the type of crazy though
God wills it !
7:08 chase:"yeah, yell at me, that will fix your kid"
Tim the default He can be badass!!
@Bobs Joes before that
Keed*
I love chase😂😂
I remember seeing this as my first House episode. The conclusion I drew was that the show was based in an inescapable haunted hospital.
Ghost fuckin donkey!
Tf
I mean, you're...not...wrong?
Hahahah, how?
seems reasonable
Foreman, Cameron and Chase will always be House's best team.
Personally I liked 13.
@@lilithriou4536 me too!! I think chase, foreman, and 13 are ideal. Cameron (from what I recall, it’s been a while since I’ve watched the whole series) was weirdly judge-y and a little stuck up. Thirteen was smart but still fun, and a deeper and more round character. Plus Olivia Wilde in this show was a large part of my bisexual awakening lol
@@aquestionabletaryn chase, foreman and Taub
@@bait5257 and 13
The 3 best were Foreman, Taub and Chase... In that order
Everyone’s gangster till the kid starts floating.
I wanna give you a thumbs up because you're not quoting a phrase from the show but I wish you made any sense this doesn't correlate to anything
That was a hallucination, though.
I hate how foreman was more intrested in "what changed her mind" rather than finding out what was wrong with the child
Because he didn’t know if he should stay with House anymore. They’re basically tolerated getting abused by House everyday at work because he’s a brilliant genius and worth learning from. But if he’s lost his touch, why stay?
@@DivisonXx yes. And it was frustrating that he kept insisting on yabbering through the MRI. Just wait for it.
I love how bossy chase is. It’s really good to see a doctor be so assertive with everyone he needs to
The patient’s inner brother is being stupid again
When Chase started his 'yo mama' joke i had to pause and sit here for a minute deciding whether to laugh or cringe
Saaaammmeee
The fight or flight response can be studied effectively using this scene.. My good god
Both
he intended to make it cringey. that was the joke.
Chase for the love of God you have a PhD, you can’t get a better retort?
just a break from Area 51:
Young woman: can I get pregnant while sitting on the toilet ?
House: Absolutely ! If between you and the toilet , is a man !
BUT ME AND MY FIANCE ARE VIRGIN'S
Merry Christmas 🤣🤣🤣 (I think that’s what he said)
@@abiinmusic3011 " and a happy go to hell" Is also something House said.
lol
Fleurelle I believe him
"You're going home tomorrow"
*3 minutes left in the clip*
yeah, I think not
House: "Sure! abandon the metaphor, fine!" While acting completely oblivious to the parents concerns. 😄 Love House.
never watched this show and started the bit sized episodes yesterday. the look on the doctor's face at one point cracked me up. he was actually terrified for one fraction of a second he might not be able to explain what was going on.
The actors who played the parents did a good job. They were cringe-level neurotic.
0:25 - I love how Foreman is so pleased with himself that he gave us a very rare genuine smile.
I'm so so sorry but they are going to get you tonight there's nothing I can do to stop them
*Everyone in the comments*
It's because of Area 51
This is why we're raiding it.
I've been seeing that "Area 51" popping up here and there since yesterday. Still wondering where that meme comes from.
@@bobbiusshadow6985 Oh my god have you not heard about the Area 51 raid?? 😂😂
@@brentage5000 ...um...why??🤣
@@bobbiusshadow6985 There was a post on facebook about some people meeting up to raid area 51 on september 20th 2019, and over 800k have said they're going
"Stay outside" finally, somebody in this show that can actually remove the family from the room
he's just trying to cut his brain out nothing to see here move along move along🤣
6:30
Chase: you'll be going home tomorrow
The rest of the episode: Lemme introduce myself
Kid: is getting abducted by aliens
Me: He’s just hallucinating
Also me: close enough
"I'm not weird. It's just that weird things keep happening to me." I felt that.
Both parents: "Just fix it!"
House stares: "you do realize you did this, and that now when we "fix" his hallucinations, we'll be killing off what remains of the his brother, right?"
Parents: "... FIX IT"
There's no reason for his "brother's" DNA to be in his body anymore
His brother doesnt exist. His brother was a couple cells that essentially were tumors in him.
Theres no brother to save theres no brother to kill. Just random cells of dna
It's alien space Lupus.
It's never lupus...
they chipped their son like pet owners chip their animals. makes it easier to tell which one is theirs when they lose them.
The way you phrase that makes it sound like owners and parents can't tell the difference between their pet/child and other people's, I love it
@@strawberrypencl i mean, if you're the kind of person to put your kids on a leash and chip them then yeah, probably.
Chase telling that Yo mama joke was like my 4 y.o. cousin POPPING out of nowhere to conversations
7:08 - 7:09 reminds me why Chase took over House's position after he "died".
It's funny. I knew about Chimerism before this...but looking back on it, I'm absolutely *stunned* that a bunch of highly trained doctors didn't immediately think Chimerism. Must have been that whole "writing for TV" thing.
Im assuming chimerism is rare, so they have to go with the more common ones first.
that was my thought. it was so obvious what house was leading up to and they still just looked at him with stupefied faces.
You can't have drama unless you write it in.
Yeah, but every Chimerism patient I've ever read about or have seen videos about also took time to figure out what they're issue was as well.
LMAO yeah, your kid sneezes and first thing you think is "lung cancer". Doctors have to go with common, simple diseases first because that's obviously where the highest incidence is at.
The kid is the actor from Santa Clarita Diet!! 😂
Paola Sabido I miss that show.
@@bobdillion7252 they cancel it?
Nandinho Cunha no just waiting for another seaosn
Tubby they canceled it.
bob dillion well fuck. My brother is going to be pissed we been waiting for the next season.
Me and the boys coming back from Area 51
What is area51?
@garin fl I have one near my house too
@garin fl lmao
Mariusz siema buku polaku
"Yeah yell at me that'll fix your kid" Love that quote
“three hotspots but nothing in his brain” okay, so the hotspot in his brain from a minute ago doesn’t exist anymore?
the hotspot wasnt the brain, it was in the eye.
I hope Verizon is watching. Our next MiFi could be a surgical implant. I'll volunteer for the preliminary Pre-FDA trials .
the hot-spot in the head was in his eye, not his brain
This was one of the most interesting episodes, and one of my favorites.
You know it's aliens when Laura Palmer shows up in the hospital.
I had to scroll WAY too far down for someone to say this
sometimes my arms bend back
"Yeah, yell at me. That'll fix your kid."
_boom_
You missed the part when House says the lab couldnt identify the metal, and it could be extraterrestrial
O? Is that all they say about that?
micro-meteorite?
Chase: Really? 😦
House: No u idiot it’s titanium 😂
"Dr. House? My name is Dale Cooper, FBI. I was wondering if I could talk to child's mother..."
Laura, Laura is that you?
They need to give warning before they stick a big as needle in someone’s eye
They literally said " we're gonna stick a needle into the pupil and remove the affected cells" 😂😂😂
Well the change in thumbnail is good enough for me. Thanks House team
Why should they?
Isaac Clarke got virtually no warning
I've heard of chimerism. It's a very interesting condition, and it depends on severity. The human body's really meant to handle its own DNA, but a person with chimerism has not only their own, but the one they absorbed as well. In more extreme cases, these two sets will often fight with each other. Taylor Muhl is an example of this, where her body, her DNA, sees her sister's DNA as foreign and tries to attack it, leading her to have several allergies. She also has Tetragametic Chimerism, where we got two different fertilized cells merging together.
What the boy has sounds very similar to that condition. Due to the implementation of several embryos, it's very possible that these two eggs were fertilized by two different sperm cells, leading to Tetragametic Chimerism. While it isn't present visibly, unlike Taylor, whose stomach is two different pigments, it's present in how he thinks. The most I worry for this kid, cause I don't watch House M.D., is that he's gonna suffer something similar to schizophrenia because it seems most of the twin's cells are in his brain.
Also, fun fact, chimerism tends to screw with birth as well. While the person can be fine carrying and giving birth to a baby, it's possible that, since there's two sets of DNA, the person isn't always gonna give birth to THEIR baby, but their sibling's. Even with today's tech, I don't think the paternity tests consider it, which would make them not 100% accurate.
Feel free to correct me, I'm no expert, but some conditions are really interesting once you read up on them.
There was a story about a woman who kept giving birth to her twin’s babies. CPS had threatened to take them away when the DNA results didn’t match hers. It was a really strange case. They thought she had kidnapped all her kids. It wasn’t until she gave birth at a hospital and they did a DNA test right after that they figured it out.
I heard about that they used it in a tv program.
Soooo? What was the metal split at the back of his head then?
Yeah me too. Next person who sees this and sees two comments is probably expecting the answer
it was a piece of titanium metal which broke off during removal (it was placed for his broken arm 6 month ago) and remained there. Had to go rewatch that part lol
@@ranadips , thank you ) I was the one waiting for the answer and willing to rewatch if nobody answered 😅
@@ranadips Thanks
@@ranadips Wait, a broken piece of arm structural reinforcing went up his back? How?
Imagine if, after the “yo mama” joke, House responded “you’re fired” and the character never returned or was ever spoken of again
When the kid started floating off the bed I expected the next scene to go "Dr. House, these are special agents Mulder and Scully, FBI."
"Weird things keep happening to me"
You'll get used to that, being laura palmer's offspring.
I'm actually scared, because my mother actually told me I was mean't to be a twin, but my twin merged with me, or faded. one or the other. I'm actually genuinely wondering if I have the same thing as the kid.
Check it out with a doctor- 👀
Sure, but this ridiculous plot with Clancy having two separate minds in his brain battling it out is not going to happen. That's called 'writing for TV'. The cells from the twin can eventually disappear. Chimerism can cause autoimmune disease in the skin or nervous system, or sexual dimorphism or infertility. You can have hyper or hypopigmentation, or different colored eyes. if you are concerned see a Doctor, but I guess if you have no symptoms its just something to keep in mind if you ever do.
Chase: Sure yell at me. That'll fix your kid. I wonder if the actor playing Chase ad-libbed that line to sound a bit like Hugh Laurie as House.
I see house is joining into the fun of storming into Area 51 and I bet those aliens might actually have the lupus he’s looking for
Am I the only one who notices how caring chase is?
Chase was always great with kids.
When they finish giving surgery to the boy but there are three minutes left
“Some things wrong I can feel it”
I find it funny how many people say "oh this is real i googled it and it happens" house the show gave people a look inside some odd diagnoses that some of us rarely hear about these are all real just hyped up to make a good show. a boy who absorbed his twin had 2 different dnas and was convinced he was abducted? amazing loved this show and always will.
They uploaded this because of all of the talk about Area 51. 🤣
Probably.
Yes your right
Wtf is Area 51? Ive read like ten comments about this
@@ashleylarocque4500 a government facility where people say they have aliens, that's where they shot the moon landing (bc they say it's fake), etc. Around this time there was a lot of joke about raiding it and seeing what was in there.
Is no one going to comment about how Dale Cooper saved Laura Palmer by creating an alternate timeline where she has a husband and a kid?
She's probably a tulpa
Chase busting out the only "yo Mama" joke in Australia.
It's an old Carl Baron joke. We thought it was original at the time. Many still do..
Im actually laughing cuz at the end right after he thanked chase and went to sleep, i was like "they're drawing this out too fast, hes seizing"
And I was right 😂
And Clancy's mother is Laura Palmer, perfect!
I’ve had those dreams of being taken by aliens honestly the most scariest dreams ever
Do you ever have trouble differentiating them from reality? Traumatic dreams do that to me so im just curious
@@peepholeintomymind7971 not really
Samw
I never had dreams like those but there are a few episodes on "The X-files" that I wished I had never seen, they are creepy as hell.
how would any doctor not immediately realize he is chimera. Even I knew as soon as they showed the 2 DNAs.
The real question is how would House not realize the kid was a chimera. I have known about them for at least a decade with no medical training and limited (high school was the highest level of formal biological education I have achieved) biological knowledge.
"he's two people in one"
waitttt
i thought animations only did that
Bri Lyn DIAVOLO
@@floppabr1533 Is that a Jojo reference?
0:36 Foreman & House's reactions to Chase's joke!! 🤣
cause they didnt get it.
he is an Aussie, so the joke is not the joke. its about how inappropriate and badly told it was. it making fun of himself and the idea of a witty comeback that house had given him time to think of.
good writing and well played.
2012:
Episode inspires a rash of Butthurt Jokes
2019: Episode Clip timing inspires a rash of Area 51 Jokes
House MD = Always Relevant
"Yeah yell at me that'll fix your kid"
I like how this show just randomly turned into the X-Files
"You're being silly"!
The one time Forman makes a joke XD
*sees thumbnail* I can handle guts getting pulled out and all, but a needle in the eye. NOPE
6:00 You moved your pupil.
*Dead space death screen shows up*
God, everytime I watch that scene, I get super freaked out
how come this kid is hallucinating in 1080p. It's 2019, He should be hallucinating in 8k.
It’s funny because in the middle of the episode I thought. “Maybe he has a parasitic twin” And here we are.
I'm too lazy to watch the episode so what happened? Gimme all the spoilers. Chimera, metal in the neck...and?
You don't go into hyperdrive, you use the hyperdrive to go into hyperspace
Soo, the engine goes into hyperdrive then
@@nR00R Yup but the ship goes into hyperspace
I can't help thinking about how after all these patients are cured, they are most likely left with crippling debt
Except the death row inmate. His medical is paid for by the government.
I knew exactly what was wrong with the boy the second they said he had 2 sets of DNA
They need to get this kid up and ready for the 51 dash!!
Is it ever gonna happen? Will the world finally see the extra terestrial? Find out in the next episode of x files
Siddarth Reddy lol
First she gets murdered and then her son gets abducted by aliens. Laura Palmer can't catch a break
When you were able to correctly diagnose the kid before House and the only medical information you have is from the internet and 7th and 8th grade health class
What happened gimme the spoilers. Something about chimera and metal in his neck?
7:08 the most realistic line ive ever heard
1:50 So what the hell was that metal thing in the back of his neck?
Volkier Neigh I can't remember what device was in there, but I think they said near the end of the episode that it was titanium
A tracking chip that they put in a petvto find them
It was a piece of titanium that broke off when he had an intervention to remove a rod from his arm and was transported by bloodstream until it got stuck in the back of the neck
how timely this alien video showed up before area 51 raid
I recognize the kid actor. is he the same guy from the santa clarita diet?
edit: yep,hes skyler gisondo,same guy
0:38 in a rare treat, we get to see the most embarrassing moment in the careers of both Jesse Spencer AND Robert Chase
Lmao 😂
Jesse Spencer had to kiss an Olsen twin. This was NOT the most embarrassing moment of his career. 😁
@@wobby1268 no.....no, he..... *one or two Google searches later.... * Dear god, that poor man... 😢😢😢
@@brentage5000 Right? Oh, the humanity!
Maybe im missing somthing but... They never explained why he had that thing in his neck?........ Did they?
Literally
I work in a clinic and i've never seen a Doctor drawing blood LoL wish these doctors worked with me , they help a lot haha
yeah... you would think they would know some nurses by now...
0:45 Cameron’s look is priceless 😂
So they just show the metallic thing in his neck, but then it's completely forgotten and never explained?
Right. I was wondering about that myself
I miss watching House,Greys and ER with my mom cause she would always debunk everything. She would have her wine glass,medical background and shout at the tv "your gonna make em seize if you give em that!!" ER and House of course being way better than Greys for medical scenes.
“Get some sleep, you’re going home tomorrow.”
*there’s still 3 minutes of video left*
Nothing worse than when they don’t show the rest I’ve seen this one but I’d like to see the rest
They never show the full episode
The Hunter I don’t need the full episode but they cut off like a little chunk
"Yea, yell at me, that will fix the kid" lmaoooo
Cashing in on the Area 51 buzz are we? haha, that's so House.
Thank for the infor. Now i can prepare myself to fight alien at area 51.
Remember to work on your naruto run so bullets can't hit you.
@@TheKnightDrag0n there wont be space to run over dead bodies
Ric Sanches you really think they'll fire upon a million people?
Khorps you really think that a million people are going, also.. yes they will
Epicry10 at-least 300K are going anyway
When Chase asked "Where's Clancy?" I was so tempted to make a Resident Evil joke and say he's being killed by a crazy family 😂
@SonofEyeaboveall Effoff *POW* 👊 😂😂😂😂😂👌
Very well timed, with the whole Area 51 nonsense about...
What do you mean nonsense?
wdym nonsense we stormin
And then it turned out to be just one big festival...
"Oh no! You take Alpha Centauri, Foreman can go look on Tatooine and Cameron can go set up an intergallactic checkpoint. Lets pray he hasnt got into hyperdrive" LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
As soon as i saw that kids eyes i was like dude... is that the guy from santa clarita diet. Yup it is. He has the best face ever
Now that's gonna be a really cool brain surgery!
“Where’s Clancy?”
“He’s asleep”
Yes lady I must be blind to walk around the only bed in the room to wake you up and ask you where he is when he’s lying there in it asleep fully visible to the naked eye.
I just watched The Social Dilemma, from Netflix, and was intrigued because I knew the main caracter from somewhere and now I found out he is little Clancy. Guess he was abducted by Facebook, not aliens.
Ooooooof, the thumbnail tho....
It’s my worse nightmare
@HouseMD thanks for the info concerning Area 51.
I know this even without seeing the episode, he had a twin that he swallowed him in the womb