Strong teach humans how a supermutant eat. Pay attention to Strong! Today, Strong eat mole rats. Humans do like Strong do. Humans smash mole rats with hammer, no with guns.Guns makes mole rats taste bad Humans remember clean mole rats first. Molerats with dirt taste bad too. Mole rats taste better with friends. Only stupid humans eat mole rats alone! Strong teach humans more tomorrow! Humans come to watch!
Imagine being saved from the museum by a mysterious do-gooder, making her the leader of your entire faction, entrusting the future of the golden hearted minutemen all to this one person, and then they eat an entire fucking raider in front of you
M0nk3yboy 762 I know, codsworth has quite some experience in cutting and torching/grilling raiders into fine gormet dishes, just needs to dry for a day or 2, tato sauce, stilt bean seasoning, and a bit of salt allow for a great dish
I love that Strong saying "liver and heart are best parts!" in a singsongy way implies that supermutants still come up with catchy educational phrases.
To be fair, the commonwealth mutants seem to be a LOT more intelligent than their capital wateland counterparts (apart from fawkes) and the generation 2 mutants from west coast. Not quite the level of gen 1 west coast mutants, who still possess most of their human intellect, but still enough to hold discussions, change their minds based on the outcome of said discussions and at times even simple forms of philosophy. Hell, one of their fighting voicelines literally is "you humans created us and you will pay for your hubris" (wording may vary, I didn't play it in english) I guess teaching each other with singalong lines isn't above their intellect
Ash : l I mean a bit of seasoning and you wouldn't even tell what it is made from. Just some salt and pepper with a option to add extra seasoning I mean Iguana Bits are basically cuts of human flesh heavily seasoned
McCready - The Scared CodsWorth - The Chef Piper - The Disgusted Deacon - The Confused Strong - The Expert Cait - The Sassy Hancock - The Unsure Valentine - The Disapointed X6 - The Curious Curie - The Doctor Danse - The Angry Garvey - Put down the corpse general, I've just got word about a settlement that needs our help. I'll mark it on your map
tbf he probably heard that the best Brotherhood soldier was a 19 year old cannibalistic misogynistic child (who also looked older than his father I should add) who single handedly disposed of Enclave in Capital Wasteland
@@docmoreau7540 Yeah isn't it called the Shakes or something. I swear I thought in FNV. You talk to some old guy named Ben who knew someone who sold human meat to unknowing customers. Only to get caught after they got the Shakes. Can't remember if that's what it was just call in Fallout or if that's like the legitimate real world medical term for the disease of when you eat raw human flesh.
@@CrimsonNecron well if someone 'gets the shakes' it's more a description of a symptom than the actual disease name. Although if shaking was a symptom the cause is probably something similar to Kuru or Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (mad cow disease). Those essentially slowly turn your brains and tissue to mush by causing proteins to not work like they should, causing: Dementia that gets worse quickly over a few weeks or months Blurred vision (sometimes) Changes in gait (walking) Confusion, disorientation Hallucinations (seeing or hearing things that aren't there) Lack of coordination (for example, stumbling and falling) Muscle stiffness, twitching Feeling nervous, jumpy Personality changes Sleepiness Sudden jerky movements or seizures Trouble speaking and muscle spasms and shakes too
Maccready: Terrified Codsworth: Helpful Piper: Grossed out Deacon: Shocked and Grossed out Strong: Helpful and Eager to partake Cait: Resigned and unnerved Hancock: Uncomfortable Nick: Grossed out X6: Confused and Uncomfortable Curie: Curious yet Dissapproving Danse and Preston : Personally offended
i know this is old but i love how Codsworth is seeing one of the remaining members of his family chowing down on a corpse and is just like "you should really add some seasoning to that"
Spencer Genovese Strong likes violence, cannibalism, not using power armor, and straightforward answers. His ideology on synths when you talk to the railroad go "Synths are not humans, they are robots. I would fight for synths but they're robots by definition." He's basically an intellectual super mutant, but not as smart as the gen 1 mutants.
The voice actors are amazing, Piper really sounds like she's about to throw up , MacCready sounds terrified, Deacon is so unnerved and Paladin Dense well, being himself
I wish they had an upgrade to the perk where u could take certain body parts and cook them later to give u a better boost, become a real Hannibal lector.
@@totallynoteverything1. Codsworth would be my response if I was a companion, I may be a vegan, but survival is survival and human thighs are best roasted with tatos and maybe a glaze.
Macready: "that's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen in my life" Me, going to little lamplight in fallout 3 as a cannibal with the killable children mod: "I disagree"
Codsworth is a domestic mr handy robot, so he probably just doesn't understand what you are doing, or why it is taboo. Strong likes it because super mutants like to eat normies. Hancock doesn't care because he's seen it all before X6 doesn't care about any such thing because he's a courser, societal norms aren't part of his programming. Curie was a miss nanny bot who was modified to be a medical assistant, so she understands why it might be bad for your health, but like Codsworth just doesn't comprehend the moral taboo.
Audrey I know this like 8 months late but Hancock is actually pretty grossed out, he just tries to stick by his code of accepting anybody. I think he should start drawing lines...
Curie was also modified with AI and some informations about the old world, so she kinda understands the taboo, but she is just too curious, that precious Cinammon Bun.
Preston: "Jesus! What are you doing? Theres settlements we need to save, you can eat food there. Here, let me grab your arm and mark it on that pip-boy map."
This still cracks me up everytime, I always find it funny when Piper sounds like she's actually holding her vomit, and when even the chem addicts Cait and Hancock find cannibalism as a line they wont cross
I find it interesting if that's indeed the case since Codsworth gets all butt hurt if I even give someone a sideways glance that isn't outright attacking me.
the people that built him probably never thought of programming in a disgust for cannibalism. don't forget that he isn't a true AI, he's still defined by his programming
Strong Ramsey Expert in Cannibalistic Gourmet Hang on air for 2 day, then put on radiated water for half an hour Then put Mirelurk egg yoke Get 40 Jets and pour all in a bowl, add Deathclawmeat Let that radiate abit And you got your self Caniba De la Torta Ommelette
@MEGA he once killed me near the covenant when all villagers went berserk after destroying sewers and attacked me I accidentally killed a caravan guard who just happened to be in the wrong place at wrong time.
@UnlawfulWaffle he was programmed by a company so the shitty capitalist property ideas are hard wired, and he cares about drug use because of addiction risks and stuff.
Hancock's lines are one of my favorites in the video, he just sounds so... "Yeah, I'm hardcore, but what I'm looking at right now is beyond my limits." 😂😂 Had me laughing my ass off ong
I hate how any voice lines where Preston shows actual emotion has me dying of laughter. I can’t stop laughing at this. Also, the fact that’s he’s standing there dressed as Woody just tops the cake
Every reaction summed up. McCready: Doesn't necessarily dislike, but finds it weird and disturbing. Codsworth: Doesn't mind, and even gives tips on how to make the "meal" better. Piper: Finds very inhumane and hates it very VERY much. Decon: Not only dislikes, but also feels awkward watching their pal proceed to eat a human corpse right in front of them. Strong: Loves it. ADORES it. Gives very helpful tips on feeding on them, and even wants to join in on the feast. Cait: Would rather want to have her drug addiction for much longer than to have to watch them eat humans in front of her. Hancock: Is at least happy the person is dead before being eaten, but still finds it disturbing. Nick Valentine: Could not hate it any more. X6-88: doesn't hate it, but can't get used to it at all. Curie: Confused, but still looking out for your health. Paladin Danse: Finds it deeply below their standards of being soldiers. Preston Garvey: Just finds it plain disgusting and disturbing, and would rather it if you went to help the settlement that needs your help marked of your map.
if you drink blue glowing 200 year old soda you can heal from bullet holes, stab wounds, burns, poision, and other shit... just don't think about it...
Most people: “What the hell? That’s disgusting!” Codworth: “Watch the bones, you don’t want a chip in the tooth.” Strong: *”rEmEmBeR, heArT AnD liVEr aRe bESt pArTS!”*
Yeah I prefer the way New Vegas did it, where you seem to just tear meat right off the bone and eat. But I wish there was more to the perk though. Like really? Eating brain? That's just gross. Take the meat. Maybe cook it. ...i may have thought about this perk a bit too much.
@@glenngriffon8032 eating brains isn't just gross, it's also deadly for humans. Like, you become ill with rabies like virus for three weeks and then die
Now remember, liver and heart are best parts. Proven to be nutritious according to the lab tests by our professional scientists and his team of researchers, Dr. Strong.
*Me stealing a fork* Codsworth: "Mr. Anderson! I don't like how the waste land has turned you into a common thief! It's beneath you!" *Me eating another human being that I just killed* Codsworth: "mind the bones sir!" ಠ_ಠ
*"Mind the bones, mum! Don't want to chip a tooth"* Codsworth, you're too precious.
I want to like the comment but it's at 666 likes so it's perfect
What about the spices?
General Atomics at its finest
he could care less
He is precious 5,000 caps preciousness, now cough up, wastelander.
X6: i still cant believe how doing that heals your wounds.
He's becoming self aware
The third wall has almost been breached soilder!
Daddy Vladdy
4th wall, by the way
X6 is deviant confirmed!
He will chim
Lol
Everyone: that’s disgusting
Codsworth: bruh no s a l t
Oh think she’ll ever come back to the channel
Strong: hey save some for me
fuck a salt, pass me some goya im tryna dig in
So does codsworth not care?
P r o t e i n
I need “commonwealth cooking with strong” to be an actual show
I’d so watch that
NO NEED COOK,JUST EAT
Strong teach humans how a supermutant eat. Pay attention to Strong!
Today, Strong eat mole rats. Humans do like Strong do.
Humans smash mole rats with hammer, no with guns.Guns makes mole rats taste bad
Humans remember clean mole rats first. Molerats with dirt taste bad too.
Mole rats taste better with friends. Only stupid humans eat mole rats alone!
Strong teach humans more tomorrow! Humans come to watch!
yeah with codsworth for all your seasoning needs!
@@franpe6522 Tomorrow on Commonwealth Cooking With Strong, learn how to grill and roast a mirelurk, 3 PM on GNN
I want Strong to come to my school to give a speech on healthy eating.
Icy Cubez
PUNY HUMANS LOOK GOOD TO STRONG!!
Don't forget the "chems make human weak and lazy" part
Human should drink milk milk makes human strong!
John Doe ba don tss
Strong not go to school, strong is strong, school not make strong stronger, milk of human kindness make strong stronger
My favorite part is how Nick isn't grossed out, he's just disappointed.
What are you... Oh....
[Valentine disliked that]
“This is sick” **sole survivor burps** XD
Well i mean he's a robot.
that's his reaction to every bad thing SS does
He's the disappointed father
Imagine being saved from the museum by a mysterious do-gooder, making her the leader of your entire faction, entrusting the future of the golden hearted minutemen all to this one person, and then they eat an entire fucking raider in front of you
This is golden
Imagine if-
ANOTHER SETTLEMENT NEEDS YOUR HELP GENERAL, I'LL MARK IT ON YOUR MAP
Dismiss
Rules of the wasteland cosworth
There's a vore mod for that to be even more literal
Everyone else: disgusted noises
Nick: *DISAPPOINTED GRANDPA NOISES*
And honestly, that's the reaction that hurts the most. Of all the characters in the game, getting his disapproval hits the hardest
Obi-wan kenobi more like 0-3-1 shinobi
@@zuttoaragi8349 I think Caits comments are weird since she's an awful person.
Strong: careful with fingers, they get stuck in teeth
Codsworth: No salt?!
@@donovanlocust1106 dude shes still a human.
Everyone: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Strong: Hey save some for me
Codsworth: No seasoning? Really?
M0nk3yboy 762 I know, codsworth has quite some experience in cutting and torching/grilling raiders into fine gormet dishes, just needs to dry for a day or 2, tato sauce, stilt bean seasoning, and a bit of salt allow for a great dish
@Stefan Leca thats a....
*Thick boi ya got on you
Dogmeat: B a r k
Now imagine if it was Gordon Ramsay is your companion.
M0nk3yboy 762
Nick: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed
I love how none of codsworths reactions are disgust at cannibalism, theyre just jokes about etiquette.
Nomad he's British
Alexander Coldfur Well f*ck, guess that explains why he doesn't mind cannibalism.
He’s a robot.
DankPool Just like all us brits
Hannibal was British.
I love that Strong saying "liver and heart are best parts!" in a singsongy way implies that supermutants still come up with catchy educational phrases.
Liver in Adobo (Filipino food) is _addicting!_ Highly recommend!
@Firelord Eliteast67 never had both, but deer heart is delicious
“That one looks… stringy” he sounded so disappointed
To be fair, the commonwealth mutants seem to be a LOT more intelligent than their capital wateland counterparts (apart from fawkes) and the generation 2 mutants from west coast. Not quite the level of gen 1 west coast mutants, who still possess most of their human intellect, but still enough to hold discussions, change their minds based on the outcome of said discussions and at times even simple forms of philosophy. Hell, one of their fighting voicelines literally is "you humans created us and you will pay for your hubris" (wording may vary, I didn't play it in english)
I guess teaching each other with singalong lines isn't above their intellect
The more you know
Piper's voice actor easily has the best acting out of all the companions. Nick is a close second imo.
Welcome, welcome to Belethor's general goods!
@@JB-xl2jc Everything's for sale! Everything! If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second!
the french accent of CVRIE beats all other voices
IMO, nick's voice is 1st and piper is a close 2nd, just because nick's voice sounds more unique. both actors are great
@@accelsy Nick's voice isn't unique lol, the guy voiced like half the males in Skyrim
I swear codsworth is like ok just eat humans, all good
Ash : l I mean a bit of seasoning and you wouldn't even tell what it is made from. Just some salt and pepper with a option to add extra seasoning I mean Iguana Bits are basically cuts of human flesh heavily seasoned
Correction: Iguana Bits *are* cuts of human flesh heavily seasoned.
xXXDumbWordStupidNumberXXx Did you read? That's what the original reply said. It's not edited.
1. It's a joke
2. They said that they were basically cuts of human flesh heavily seasoned. But they ARE just heavily seasoned cuts of human flesh.
xXXDumbWordStupidNumberXXx r/whooosh
McCready - The Scared
CodsWorth - The Chef
Piper - The Disgusted
Deacon - The Confused
Strong - The Expert
Cait - The Sassy
Hancock - The Unsure
Valentine - The Disapointed
X6 - The Curious
Curie - The Doctor
Danse - The Angry
Garvey - Put down the corpse general, I've just got word about a settlement that needs our help. I'll mark it on your map
I live for these Preston memes.
lmeo
Can't believe Preston memes are still going
Fuck me that settlement need your help meme is everywhere lol
@@AndroidNoir-L06k I don’t usually find things funny for too long but idk when the “a settlement is asking for help” meme is gonna stop being funny
*I Kill Trashcan Carla*
Mum, those were... people.
*I eat Shaun*
You should add some salt to that!
what
Just some satanist. Normal human
Just some satanist. You’re pretty pure for a satanist.
@@JSSQuelloAutentico I mean she is an institute spy so.
@@JSSQuelloAutentico cross sanctuary 360 noscope big boy/fatman.
I love how paladin Lightyear over there is like "that's beneath us"
Then Preston Woody is like "What the hell?!"
@@DynoSkrimisher yeah preston is rightfully horrified, but Danse is treating like he saw someone pick their nose or something mundane
tbf he probably heard that the best Brotherhood soldier was a 19 year old cannibalistic misogynistic child (who also looked older than his father I should add) who single handedly disposed of Enclave in Capital Wasteland
He's like the Buzz Lightyear from that terrible Lightyear movie.
@@WarpChaos Danse is better than that come on lol
I love how Curie is more concerned with you eating raw meat rather than it being human meat.
Actually, I think she refer specifically to dangerous diseases transmitted by human flesh consumption.
@@docmoreau7540 Yeah isn't it called the Shakes or something. I swear I thought in FNV. You talk to some old guy named Ben who knew someone who sold human meat to unknowing customers. Only to get caught after they got the Shakes. Can't remember if that's what it was just call in Fallout or if that's like the legitimate real world medical term for the disease of when you eat raw human flesh.
Concerned indeed
@@CrimsonNecron well if someone 'gets the shakes' it's more a description of a symptom than the actual disease name. Although if shaking was a symptom the cause is probably something similar to Kuru or Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (mad cow disease). Those essentially slowly turn your brains and tissue to mush by causing proteins to not work like they should, causing:
Dementia that gets worse quickly over a few weeks or months
Blurred vision (sometimes)
Changes in gait (walking)
Confusion, disorientation
Hallucinations (seeing or hearing things that aren't there)
Lack of coordination (for example, stumbling and falling)
Muscle stiffness, twitching
Feeling nervous, jumpy
Personality changes
Sleepiness
Sudden jerky movements or seizures
Trouble speaking
and muscle spasms and shakes too
@@alexvond8207 Ah okay, that clears it up for me. Thanks, I've been always so confused on the official terms and information there. Again thanks. : )
I just love how Mccready's voice is trembling. He's like really scared of Sole
@Grungus Khan I..I don't know how I didn't notice Matt Mercer was voicing him. This man voices so many damn characters. o.O
Grungus Khan what do you mean Jotaro’s a companion in Fallout 4???
@Grungus Khan You do what you gotta 🤷🏻♀️ the kids weren't exactly running around chopping up innocents
@@Zinc876 I remember him as AK Robin
He has encountered power like this character only once before...
Love how strong is giving tips to you on how to eat the human
Give him the chef’s hat
Strong and codsworth would make a perfect chef combo
Codsworth: No seasoning really?
Strong: Liver And Heart Best Part
I think Cannibalism is one of the main ways to get Strong to like you since, he practically hates everything you normally do.
@aj does stuff 2 day old heart sauté d in ground up liver with lemon pepper and sea salt a true delicacy
Everyone else: "ew, really?"
Codsie and Strong: *cooking advice*
Maccready: Terrified
Codsworth: Helpful
Piper: Grossed out
Deacon: Shocked and Grossed out
Strong: Helpful and Eager to partake
Cait: Resigned and unnerved
Hancock: Uncomfortable
Nick: Grossed out
X6: Confused and Uncomfortable
Curie: Curious yet Dissapproving
Danse and Preston : Personally offended
X6: Doesn't give a fuck slash epic 4th wall break
Preston: What the hell? There's another settlement that needs you help and your eating a corpse
Tyler Moore personally offended lmao
pingus 19 time to eat settlers
Curie: Curious
You mean..
Curie-ous?
Valentine never fails to make us feel bad.
Ive reset saves because I disappointed Nick
He kinda reminds me of Squidward
@@derekmann8239 same
@@derekmann8239 You and me both
@@derekmann8239 scary how (as a synth) he still has the highest moral compass of the NPCs/companions
when X6 actually questions game mechanics... xD "I still cant understand how doing that heals your wounds''
Maaquchi ikr
4th wall has been broken
Maaquchi Best 4th wall break in years
In reality that would lower intelligence because cannibals used to eat meat which drove them mad
not really the only issue is prion disease
i know this is old but i love how Codsworth is seeing one of the remaining members of his family chowing down on a corpse and is just like
"you should really add some seasoning to that"
I love how codsworth is still supportive of literally anything you do.
If Codsworth decides to abandon you, you should really reconsider your playing. Adorable robot.
Not entirely, he's very upset if you decide to murder the Railroad in front of him. Not sure why, Desdemona is a total bitch.
Besides being a petty thief
Its a robot lol what would you expect from machine made to serve
@@strzelec01234
Same reason why you shouldn't be rude to Alfred in the Telltale Batman games.
Strong is almost cute when you manage to find an action he likes
Spencer Genovese
Sometimes he likes it when you help people, sometimes not.
He disliked this comment.
STRONG HATED THAT
Comments the word milk
*Strong liked that*
Spencer Genovese Strong likes violence, cannibalism, not using power armor, and straightforward answers. His ideology on synths when you talk to the railroad go "Synths are not humans, they are robots. I would fight for synths but they're robots by definition." He's basically an intellectual super mutant, but not as smart as the gen 1 mutants.
Everyone: Wtf is wrong with you?
Curie: Oh no ur gonna get sick D:
Codsworth: Dig in, mum!
Nick: youre a nasty lil bitch
X6: *Generally confused*
Well Codsworth did stay with the ghouls in sanctuary.
would you like some seasonings mum?
Strong:our dead body.
“Remind me never to die in your presence”
Piper’s definitely a keeper
"I still can't understand how doing that heals your wounds".
I thought i was the only one, X6...
X6 asking the REAL questions
X6 would be amazing at GamingSins. *DING*
Fresh meat replaces shot meat
How do I do it tho
So... eating to heal is now a canon thing that most NPCs are aware of but don’t understand?
Valentine: "This is SICK."
Sole Survivor: *BURP*
I just fell out of my chair laughing.
(Wheezes)
I swallowed my drink JUST in time.
shit i want to say that:
Wheezes
1000th like
I love how X6 just nonchalantly breaks the fourth wall by questioning a game mechanic at 3:47
lol exactly what I was thinking
You are so goddamn right
So true mate.
The only reason to love they guy. Still Nick is a better synth
X6 the only fallout character to question how eating heals wounds
Virgin companions: Eww wtf is your issue dude?
Chad Strong: LIVER AND HEART ARE BEST PARTS!
Codsworth: Make Sure To Season It First ;)
X6-88: ugh.
Nick V: C’mon they don’t deserve that.
Lmao
Should let it hang, tastes better after 2 days
Valentine’s reaction was priceless
“What are you- oh”
He talks like his dog pooped in the house again
BURP
Valentine: “This is sick!”
Sole Survivor: belches
I'm also a fan "I still can't understand how doing that heals your wounds"
Its so funny because the "oh" sounds generally disgusted
That X6 quote! "I still can't understand how doing THAT heals your wounds." A nice, humorous poke at game logic.
Rowan Ash YUSUKE
Lol I was scrolling through the comments just to make sure no one else said that when I saw yours
“Hey man don’t worry I can’t either”
RC Cells
Times New Rowan WTF 666 LIKES
The voice actors are amazing, Piper really sounds like she's about to throw up , MacCready sounds terrified, Deacon is so unnerved and Paladin Dense well, being himself
I see what you did with the name of Paladin xddd
@Julo Michatrue well I think it’s more the model rigging no more body language
That’s the problem
i like the way her line “at least you know it’s fresh” trails off into a whisper
Danse being a synth
Soldier, what the FUCK are you doing
I love how Codsworth is in so much disbelief that you, a once caring and kind hearted person is now eating the body of another human being.
Codsworth has seen some shit in the last 210 years since he saw you, so I like to think he's used to stuff like that.
*without salt*
*without some fucking seasoning?*
@@SuperNormalMan That's the reasonable explanation.
The funny explanation is that he's used to you doing this back before the war.
@@Biochemitra "Mum, have the years on ice really made you forget how to cook up a human? Here let me do it for you"
i wonder what console he's playing it on...
*Danse Lightyear appears
oh..... never mind
you do know mods are coming to console
i know, but they're not here yet
+AlmightyMagikarp good job you guys are only a couple of years late
lol exactly what I was thinking?
+Andrew Blackford well 20 give or take a few months if you count the origina team fortress #PCMasterRace
"Now I understand why people end up vegetarians" - Nick Valentine
Henrik van Walsum I was reading this when he said that lol
"That's Commonweath steak tartar for you"- Codsworth 2287
I wish they had an upgrade to the perk where u could take certain body parts and cook them later to give u a better boost, become a real Hannibal lector.
+TheMysteriousDumbaz1 There are mods for that on nexus
+FluffyNinjaLlama REALLY?!
SOUNDS WONDERFUL.
+The Sexual Tyrannosaurus lol there's plenty, here's one: www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/6804/? "Human stew" yum! ;)
+FluffyNinjaLlama AS IF I COULDN'T LIKE YOU ENOUGH, YOU GO AND POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION FOR ALL MY CANNIBAL NEEDS.
*SUBSCRIBED*
+The Sexual Tyrannosaurus Haha thanks, and happy cooking! :D
valentine: THIS IS SICK!
Nora: *BURP*
that just killed me
🤣
Love how some of them are less disgusted and more... vaguely disappointed.
Nicest Pancake X6 and Hancock the most.
Piper's the only one to express 100% disgust
@@KingCobra2287-r1j He is more like shocked
Solesurvivor: Cannibalism
Everyone: disgusted
Strong: leave something for me
codsworth: (insert cooking tips and what type of seasoning is best to use)
Liver and heart are best parts
dogmeat: BARK BARK BARK BOI I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT
That is why strong is my only companion
@@totallynoteverything1. Codsworth would be my response if I was a companion, I may be a vegan, but survival is survival and human thighs are best roasted with tatos and maybe a glaze.
That buzz lightyear mod on Danse still makes me laugh every time.
I swear, I can’t find one youtuber who doesn’t have it
Kikyo4815 is Preston grarvey woody
True Gamer yep
Kikyo4815 so is the Woody mod on preston
"Sometimes a Fella's gotta eat a fella." - Cooper Howard, eventually
Ass jerky 😂
I just love Strong's reaction!
R0b0 Reptile LIVER AND HEART ARE BEST PARTS!
R0b0 Reptile ikr
right? the genuine concern for sole survivor getting toes and fingers stuck in their teeth is psychotically adorable
Kill Me
ikr
R0b0 Reptile Strong needs his Nutrients
M i N d T h E b O n E s , M u M !
- Codsworth
*fingers and toes ger stuck in Teeth*
Nick: This is sick.
Sole: *loud belch*
fave
I love how Danse is Buzz Lightyear and Preston is woody. A pretty similar comparison I might add
What Danse and Preston have in common?
They have a friend in me
Oh Codsworth, you're so supportive. X)
+Jack Lobrano So is Strong.
Марат Волков Not really, he's just waiting for his turn to get a bite
+Jack Lobrano oooooooooh that's why he has that buzz saw
+Jack Lobrano "Mind the bones. mum" XD
+Ethan Buckett with your name on it
The comments from Strong make me wish I could give him a chef's hat
*STRONG HUNGRY TOO! SAVE SOME FOR STRONG!*
Bwahahaha good one
Thats gotta be a mod, right?
@@stevemiller4494 there's a chief hat in game, but it's very rare, just equip it to him
*takes chefs hat, places it on codsworth*
Holy crap, Codsworth gives no fucks XD
Yeah, he is like: Just a normal day in the Commonwealth xD
Exclusive He's the ultimate butler! xD
Taking drugs and possibly getting addicted to them: He disproves of that.
Eating the remains of a human being: Eh, that's fine.
JKAProductions
He cares about your health. Gotta get your protein and keep from starving, and you need your bottle-caps for more than just addictol.
Its probably not gross for him because he's a robot. You don't think twice if a robot uses parts from a dead robot to repair themselves.
Macready: "that's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen in my life"
Me, going to little lamplight in fallout 3 as a cannibal with the killable children mod: "I disagree"
time paradox is about to be commiten
"ITS LIKE VEAL MACREADY!"
the weirdest part is little lamplight actually are indirect cannibals they feed human meat to moss then eat the moss
@@glintwane5309
SNAKE WHAT DID YOU DO?
YOU CHANGED THE FUTURE!
YOU CREATED A TIME PARADOX!
you fucking did what?...
How would your companions react if you helped these settlements?
X6 hated that
Preston Garvey loved that
Shutup dangit thats why i joined the raiders
@@daggerwetzel9314 YOU
Curie liked that
@@N.a.k.o.m.u Funny X6 actually neutral on helping settlement,no like or dislike on lol
Codsworth is a domestic mr handy robot, so he probably just doesn't understand what you are doing, or why it is taboo.
Strong likes it because super mutants like to eat normies.
Hancock doesn't care because he's seen it all before
X6 doesn't care about any such thing because he's a courser, societal norms aren't part of his programming.
Curie was a miss nanny bot who was modified to be a medical assistant, so she understands why it might be bad for your health, but like Codsworth just doesn't comprehend the moral taboo.
Gotta love X6's meta comment about "I don't get how that heals your wounds"
Johnathan *4-wall breaking*
Audrey I know this like 8 months late but Hancock is actually pretty grossed out, he just tries to stick by his code of accepting anybody. I think he should start drawing lines...
Curie was also modified with AI and some informations about the old world, so she kinda understands the taboo, but she is just too curious, that precious Cinammon Bun.
Preston is annoyed that you're not helping a settlement
That sound effect is stuck in my head now.
*burp*
GoCrazyDontMindIfIDo the cannibal part isn't that bad, the sound is tough
*BRUP*
Nick: "This is sick!"
Nora: *belches loudly*
Preston: "Jesus! What are you doing? Theres settlements we need to save, you can eat food there. Here, let me grab your arm and mark it on that pip-boy map."
Archhole io how dose preston know who jesus is
"After you're done eating that corpse, there's another settlement that needs our help."
STEFIX
He got him to help a settlement
@@iSTEFIXi maybe he doesn't and it's just what people said so he started saying it
Nobody toutches my pipboy
Preston: when you done eating Dead people head up to the settlements
Here I'll mark it on your map.
Babe
At least it's not raining.
*Vault dweller hated that*
You know theres people to eat at the settlements
"remind me never to die around you"
best. response. ever.
One of Piper's best lines
I like how Codsworth doesn’t care that you’re eating a human, but does care about how you eat it and your manners
A gentleman must keep his table manners
This still cracks me up everytime,
I always find it funny when Piper sounds like she's actually holding her vomit, and when even the chem addicts Cait and Hancock find cannibalism as a line they wont cross
The belch is the best bit.
It's understandable that Strong is okay with it, but Codsworth just doesn't care, does he? XD
I find it interesting if that's indeed the case since Codsworth gets all butt hurt if I even give someone a sideways glance that isn't outright attacking me.
Codsworth does'nt give a cods worth...
pokedragonS8 he's had about 200 years of not giving a fuck, he's probably seen some shit and just doesn't care anymore.
the people that built him probably never thought of programming in a disgust for cannibalism. don't forget that he isn't a true AI, he's still defined by his programming
he is a robot dude
I love how Codsworth, who is otherwise morally good, is completely accepting of you eating another human,
Survival is survival. Even if you have to eat little billy's leg with a side of lima beans, and a fine wine
Owl Clan if u have lima beans why eat little billy's leg.?
Hey baby, you wanna kill some humans?
3:20 proof that nick can roast anything
Hancocks such a nice guy.
He tries really hard to hold to that "we accept anyone" mentality, but you really hear he is struggling with that when you eat a corpse
Well, most Ghouls that aren't from the Fallout series are flesh and corpse eaters...
Turi Caederynmab The Nice Ghoul Of The Wasteland
Positivitea well, the Feral ones does. But surely "ghoul" has been always a peyorative form in the Fallout lore.
he is. best ghoul husband of Fo4.
Macready's reaction is too realistic
Eh, unless cannibalism is just the usual in the fallout world id say Piper has a more realistic reaction
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you?'"
BA dum tss
moorebear1 maybe you didn't got it. Wadsworth, a Mr. Handy from Fallout 3, tell that joke. Codsworth is kind of a nod to him, like the comment.
I bet that cannabalist just ate his funny bone
I bet i just bit into the suicide bone
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One says to the other, "I think we got this joke wrong"
My favorite part of these is hearing deacon actually lose his cool for once, also X6 being uncomfortable lol!
Preston: "That's must wrong! But not as wrong as the group raiders attacking the nearby settlement, here I'll mark it on your map.
...babe
Michael Valero babe
+Davian Tristan What's up babe?
+Davian Tristan But at least it's not raining
babe.
Michael Valero nothing much. What about you babe?
Strong Ramsey
Expert in Cannibalistic Gourmet
Hang on air for 2 day, then put on radiated water for half an hour
Then put Mirelurk egg yoke
Get 40 Jets and pour all in a bowl, add Deathclawmeat
Let that radiate abit
And you got your self Caniba De la Torta Ommelette
Jet's just water vapour dude how is he gonna put it in a bowl?
I always liked blowing off the deathclaw heads but now i can make something with the pieces! :D
*Ramsay
*I want this*
Raider Risotto with some tatoes on the side.
When Nick said "so this is why people end up vegetarian" got me
Also I like Danse's power armor, he probably watch toy story.
*Liver and heart are best parts*
*You should hang them. They taste better after two days.*
*Watch out for toes and fingers. Get stuck in teeth.*
fuck all you guys
*Strong hungry too. Save some for Strong!*
That's gay
I'm surprised Codsworth didn't respond more negatively.
Piper's reaction is more disgusted than angry. She acts like it is morally fine.
You eat what you get in the Wasteland, she probably understands that
He's surprisingly chill about it!
Maybe she's afraid of saying the wrong thing and being the next one to be eaten
This is why I love Codsworth...
He really doesn’t judge you for anything, unless you do everything in your power to make sure that he does.
@MEGA he once killed me near the covenant when all villagers went berserk after destroying sewers and attacked me I accidentally killed a caravan guard who just happened to be in the wrong place at wrong time.
Even when you murder someone he seems more concerned for your mental health assuming it was just an accident.
dogmeat comes in
@UnlawfulWaffle he was programmed by a company so the shitty capitalist property ideas are hard wired, and he cares about drug use because of addiction risks and stuff.
Piper’s first reaction had me in tears.
Can't beat 'em? Eat 'em.
Honey Trousers
Judging by your profile pic, I’d say that applies to bear meat too? :D
My dating life in a nutshell.*
*JOKE. I don’t have a dating life.
But you need to beat 'em to eat 'em...
It’s sad that you brought an Ed,Edd n, Eddy reference to my mind with that.
Honey Trousers within reason deathclaw yes human rather starve
Strong hungry too.
*SAVE SOME FOR STRONG*
Liver and Heart are best parts!
Careful with fingers and toes. They get stuck in teeth
That one looks stringy
You should hang that, taste better after two days
*Strong Disliked that.*
Codsworth and Strong have the best reactions in my opinion. Both give you some advice on how to make the best tasting corpse. XD
Hancock's lines are one of my favorites in the video, he just sounds so... "Yeah, I'm hardcore, but what I'm looking at right now is beyond my limits." 😂😂 Had me laughing my ass off ong
Preston going "what the hell?" with that slight voice crack might be the most emotion I've seen out of him yet.
Show him the Treasures of Jamaica Plain, it's priceless
@@steveairport
Alternatively, show him another settlement that needs our hel0 amd mark it on his map
He swears when you blow up the institute
@@ghostleemann955 It wasn't the fact that he swore that was funny to me, it was his tone in the way he said that specific line there.
I hate how any voice lines where Preston shows actual emotion has me dying of laughter. I can’t stop laughing at this. Also, the fact that’s he’s standing there dressed as Woody just tops the cake
X6-88: I still don't understand how that heals your wounds
me: RPG logic!
Wait, how do you get x6 to be your companion?
+Alex Mason Just talk to him after you join the Institute
this is what I get for not talking to anyone in the institute AND blowing it up
X6-88 also has a companion ability that raises your energy defense (I believe by something like 20 to 25 points)
WHY DID I NOT TALK TO ANYONE IN THE INSTITUTE!?
forget getting a dog, your robot thinks you're perfect in every way
rai pika pi
Not always.
Dogmeat its so cute and i love him 😭 i hate leave him behind
That's what "as many followers as you want" type mods are for.
Every reaction summed up.
McCready: Doesn't necessarily dislike, but finds it weird and disturbing.
Codsworth: Doesn't mind, and even gives tips on how to make the "meal" better.
Piper: Finds very inhumane and hates it very VERY much.
Decon: Not only dislikes, but also feels awkward watching their pal proceed to eat a human corpse right in front of them.
Strong: Loves it. ADORES it. Gives very helpful tips on feeding on them, and even wants to join in on the feast.
Cait: Would rather want to have her drug addiction for much longer than to have to watch them eat humans in front of her.
Hancock: Is at least happy the person is dead before being eaten, but still finds it disturbing.
Nick Valentine: Could not hate it any more.
X6-88: doesn't hate it, but can't get used to it at all.
Curie: Confused, but still looking out for your health.
Paladin Danse: Finds it deeply below their standards of being soldiers.
Preston Garvey: Just finds it plain disgusting and disturbing, and would rather it if you went to help the settlement that needs your help marked of your map.
“Liver and heart are the best part”
Are you sure that stony isn’t the wasteland version of Doctor Suess
"This is sick!"
*beeeeeelch*
I was fucking dying when that happened.
Abbs for days.
Jack psycho the player burped, that's what they meant when they said they belched.
"I hope I never die in your presence..."
I'd call that an understatement.
Proceeds to die in presence.
@@ryanewald7999 Exactly!
i love how X6 just breaks the fourth wall "I still can't understand how doing that heals your wounds"
Preston: That's just wrong. But you know what's not wrong? A settlement that needs our help. Here, I'll mark it on your map.
xD
+LaceeLasers Problem solved, right? lmao
Some of the settlers are really fat and juicy too.
W
xD
X6 just questions the game by saying ” I don’t know how this heal your wounds”
if you drink blue glowing 200 year old soda you can heal from bullet holes, stab wounds, burns, poision, and other shit... just don't think about it...
@@screwit6242 *While* getting shot at, too. Your body heals faster than raiders can kill it.
4:00 Ugh...
Sigh of pure disgust
He's crazy
"What are you doing? That's beneath us soldier." BOY! Says the one in the buzz lightyear custome
it's a mod
*costume
Jill's Sandwiches And he was joking obviously.
Kevin eleven duelist as
Paladin Lightyear
[funny name adding to database]
I love how Hancock is all like "I'm for total freedom! Do whatever you want! But that... is really straining the limits of my worldview."
Most people: “What the hell? That’s disgusting!”
Codworth: “Watch the bones, you don’t want a chip in the tooth.”
Strong: *”rEmEmBeR, heArT AnD liVEr aRe bESt pArTS!”*
strong is great
@Damien Paz Shouldn’t have named him DogMEAT
Well they are. I prefer kidneys tho
@Damien Paz he wants to but doesnt
3:50 suddenly todd howard tackles X6 while shouting "It just works!"
Should be a response from the soul survivor after eating the body
"Burp" it just works
I didn't realize how gross this perk was until I watched someone else do it for 5 minutes straight
Yeah I prefer the way New Vegas did it, where you seem to just tear meat right off the bone and eat.
But I wish there was more to the perk though.
Like really? Eating brain? That's just gross. Take the meat. Maybe cook it.
...i may have thought about this perk a bit too much.
@@glenngriffon8032 eating brains isn't just gross, it's also deadly for humans. Like, you become ill with rabies like virus for three weeks and then die
The only thing that made it less gross is that the character in this video is pretty hot. And I try to avoid saying things like this, but it's true.
@@glenngriffon8032 yeah, yeah you have
@@ember9361 i agree
Danse: "That's beneath us, soldier."
*While wearing a Buzz Lightyear Power Armor*
Valentine: This is sick
You: BEEEEEEELCH!!!
I love how deacon is like “haha nice bit du-... oh shit wait”
Now remember, liver and heart are best parts. Proven to be nutritious according to the lab tests by our professional scientists and his team of researchers, Dr. Strong.
XD Oh God!
Josuke Higashikata
Sanada beach!
i love how valentine acts like a pet is eating something it shouldn't and he can't stop them anyway
*Me stealing a fork*
Codsworth: "Mr. Anderson! I don't like how the waste land has turned you into a common thief! It's beneath you!"
*Me eating another human being that I just killed*
Codsworth: "mind the bones sir!"
ಠ_ಠ
+mranderson718 hehe yeah :D
+mranderson718 Didnt one of the reactions have Codsworth offering seasoning ?
+mranderson718 In order to get Codsworth to stop acting so Ironic, we need to help that nearby settlement, so I'll mark it on your map babe.
+mranderson718 I think it's beyond his programming to distinguish between different types of meat without reading a package.
+mranderson718 Well sure. To a robot, a fork is like a body part.