The Soldier Guide

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  • Опубліковано 19 лис 2024

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  • @axiom6031
    @axiom6031 8 років тому +2278

    No matter what animation you're watching, it's almost as if Soldier's jaw is barely connected to his head.

    • @radioactivetoast8643
      @radioactivetoast8643 5 років тому +81

      Snipers is the opposite 0:29

    • @zaczac5281
      @zaczac5281 4 роки тому +18

      I am a pritty

    • @wally9540
      @wally9540 4 роки тому +14

      He has a strong jaw

    • @__TOD__
      @__TOD__ 4 роки тому +3

      This comment broke me in half 😂😂😂🤣

    • @GallerySpecter
      @GallerySpecter 4 роки тому +13

      An unfortunate side-effect of rocket jumping.

  • @JasonKoolz
    @JasonKoolz 4 роки тому +495

    Rest in peace, Rick May. You were good, real good. Maybe even the best.

  • @safourgardpa5459
    @safourgardpa5459 8 років тому +1697

    Soldier reloading his rocket launcher is legit the funniest thing I saw in a long time

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 8 років тому +68

      And the hardest one.

    • @harleymitchelly5542
      @harleymitchelly5542 8 років тому +102

      Let's be honest though. EVERY Soldier player wants to shove more ordinance in their metal tube of death.

    • @artoflemons
      @artoflemons 7 років тому +3

      Safou Rgardpa Same

    • @stickmanstickian
      @stickmanstickian 7 років тому +7

      LOL, Is he pole dancing?!

    • @FshineK
      @FshineK 7 років тому +7

      New Weapons Solly damn everything now can be turned into a dick joke if think long and hard

  • @terminatorplayz4614
    @terminatorplayz4614 4 роки тому +753

    "As soldier, don't stand still. You are no sniper"
    Randomiser: *exists*

  • @nerd5383
    @nerd5383 8 років тому +1198

    0:17 To be fair, that's probably what would happen if you tried rocket jumping in real life.

    • @thedesertfox3932
      @thedesertfox3932 8 років тому +11

      Wade Taggart i think we all know lol

    • @ygorschuma3059
      @ygorschuma3059 8 років тому +80

      Wade Taggart Actually the rocket would penetrate the sand and wont detonate, since anti tank rocket launchers have a "safe mode" on the rockets, they only detonate on 15 meters away after being shot, of coure the sand would damage the rocket and would detonate it.

    • @thedesertfox3932
      @thedesertfox3932 8 років тому +2

      GGPlays BR wow cool didnt know that

    • @ygorschuma3059
      @ygorschuma3059 8 років тому +2

      COD plu other games do you know what music is that @ 0:17

    • @thedesertfox3932
      @thedesertfox3932 8 років тому +3

      GGPlays BR do u mean that part where he says shuba du ba or where he robot dances?

  • @pekkapukkaable
    @pekkapukkaable 8 років тому +539

    "You were loud and ugly, and now you're dead, yaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" -Soldier

    • @finedandys1340
      @finedandys1340 5 років тому

      @@jakememegod6488 FOOKING Zeus, what drugs are you on, Jake?

    • @jakememegod6488
      @jakememegod6488 5 років тому +2

      @@finedandys1340 Only the best

    • @finedandys1340
      @finedandys1340 5 років тому

      @@jakememegod6488 Point me to your dealer.

    • @jakememegod6488
      @jakememegod6488 5 років тому

      @@finedandys1340 he moves around, check every alleyway. He could be there

    • @finedandys1340
      @finedandys1340 5 років тому

      @@jakememegod6488 Real quick, what's his average stock?

  • @Name-kv1vm
    @Name-kv1vm 8 років тому +131

    1:52
    You are no sniper
    "You are NO sniper"
    "NO SNIPER"
    Gaben: Ill prove them wrong!
    *direct hit is introduced to game*

  • @heavystalin2419
    @heavystalin2419 8 років тому +576

    1:23 Every. Single. Time.

  • @Hyena-Dog
    @Hyena-Dog 6 років тому +83

    1:15 to the end almost killed me. Its been a while since I cried while laughing. Thank you so much for this masterpiece.

  • @frostcore2214
    @frostcore2214 4 роки тому +43

    RIP Rick May, the voice actor for the soldier of tf2.
    "You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best"

  • @starghezer3602
    @starghezer3602 9 років тому +706

    "You were loud and ugly and now you're dead!
    ...
    and ugly
    ...
    *YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!*"
    -What i want on my gravestone

    • @lokan28
      @lokan28 9 років тому +5

      heck yeah!

    • @colonelcrimson9213
      @colonelcrimson9213 8 років тому +10

      +The Lazyneer Nobody will be at your funeral so.

    • @fish_toes
      @fish_toes 8 років тому +1

      +Nick Brannan shots fIRED

    • @ArrowSkye
      @ArrowSkye 8 років тому +3

      I'm fond of "I am a pretty [Moan sound - Call me.

    • @skyemagnus1024
      @skyemagnus1024 8 років тому +2

      Dem jazz hands, though.

  • @nolanbaxter5031
    @nolanbaxter5031 4 роки тому +46

    RIP Rick May “you were outstanding and beautiful and now you’re dead.....and still amazing” legends never die and he lives on in soldier, keep rocket jumping in heaven Rick May.

  • @ZzZo6JIuH
    @ZzZo6JIuH 9 років тому +87

    The most amusing and amazing thing, that these "guide"-videos are not only funny as hell, but also useful for newbies indeed. Excellent work!

  • @MohamedSayed-wp3fv
    @MohamedSayed-wp3fv 8 років тому +324

    1:11 WHO WANTS SOME BLOODY HORN?

  • @Hiperforteca
    @Hiperforteca 9 років тому +499

    1:42 DE-DE-DE-DE-DE-DED

  • @SotLegend
    @SotLegend 8 років тому +351

    1:41-1:44
    "Soldier fires with shotgun"
    Heavy1:Dead
    Heavy2:Dead
    Heavy3:Dead
    Heavy4:Dead
    Heavy5:Dead
    Heavy6:Dead

  • @ghost_ship_supreme
    @ghost_ship_supreme 5 років тому +31

    1:30 love how the pyro changes teams

  • @sauronsrighthandman301
    @sauronsrighthandman301 4 роки тому +11

    Rest in peace, Rick May. You magnificent bastard.

  • @DoctorLalve
    @DoctorLalve  9 років тому +750

    Grand thanks to everyone for 4000 subscribers! I love you all.

    • @LovePills1992
      @LovePills1992 9 років тому +3

      +Doctor Lalve The background voices are bit too loud, sometimes microsoft Sam is barely hearable.

    • @lisbjerg123
      @lisbjerg123 9 років тому +1

      +Doctor Lalve i found this humorous.

    • @soupu
      @soupu 9 років тому +3

      +Doctor Lalve Your style reminds me of Kitty0706

    • @mpie2623
      @mpie2623 9 років тому +2

      +Doctor Lalve *Perfect* description of the classes as usual!

    • @angelofdarkness1964
      @angelofdarkness1964 9 років тому +1

      +Doctor Lalve Your Videos are bloody AWESOME. These are the best videos i have seen that almost killed me with laughter. please do not stop making more of these.

  • @TimothyMark7
    @TimothyMark7 4 роки тому +33

    0:53 never have I felt such a heart warming moment in a video

  • @Kylirr
    @Kylirr 9 років тому +820

    This video was responsible for bringing democracy to 3000 countries across the globe. God bless America.

    • @user-puthison
      @user-puthison 7 років тому +4

      You stupid?"true is:GOD BLESS AMURICA!

    • @pepis_cola1416
      @pepis_cola1416 7 років тому

      go fuck yourself

    • @LordThatch
      @LordThatch 7 років тому +5

      Goodsprings Saloon - Fallout и не только! Y u haf to be mad?

    • @snowkrow
      @snowkrow 7 років тому +10

      What makes me a good DEMOcracy?

    • @cononsberg6919
      @cononsberg6919 7 років тому

      The world doesn’t have 3000 countrys

  • @niamhreilly3078
    @niamhreilly3078 8 років тому +224

    1:33 to 1:35 is my favourite part.

    • @kevinthemusician4767
      @kevinthemusician4767 4 роки тому +9

      From Red to Blu

    • @dekoldrick
      @dekoldrick 4 роки тому +23

      Pyro got auto-balanced at the last minute.

    • @zagoat9384
      @zagoat9384 3 роки тому +3

      @@dekoldrick then why Soldier shot him when he was red?

    • @toymagmadon07
      @toymagmadon07 3 роки тому +3

      @@zagoat9384 Good question

    • @thesmm2311
      @thesmm2311 2 роки тому +6

      @@zagoat9384 He seemed like a spy

  • @glunn123
    @glunn123 9 років тому +169

    Lovin' this series!

  • @blackmesa5465
    @blackmesa5465 7 років тому +320

    When u get your first australium weapon 0:52

  • @Skyriad
    @Skyriad 9 років тому +539

    You forgot the freedom.

  • @legosam2067
    @legosam2067 4 роки тому +14

    In honor of Rick May. Godspeed you magnificent bastard!

  • @yerichan6969
    @yerichan6969 9 років тому +169

    "...lets talk about your big guns."
    "Who wants some bloody horns!?"
    ...hahaha. I get it.

  • @angrybobuc6239
    @angrybobuc6239 4 роки тому +69

    2016:this is funny
    2019:this is nostalgic
    2020:this is sad

  • @camoflamer
    @camoflamer 9 років тому +286

    kitty will be proud

    • @melissasmith2269
      @melissasmith2269 9 років тому +37

      I really miss him

    • @pixlatedgamer9412
      @pixlatedgamer9412 7 років тому +6

      he will forever live on. in our minds and memes

    • @0stuff220
      @0stuff220 7 років тому +4

      in youtube, you dont and cant die.
      you live forever once you get on the internet.

    • @confuciusfan1
      @confuciusfan1 6 років тому +4

      No one cares

    • @quintinnowak-wolff7658
      @quintinnowak-wolff7658 5 років тому +4

      @@confuciusfan1 who the fuck do you think you are dissing a dead youtuber that should be given respect for the gmod videos he created, you piece of shit

  • @Ahmadabdal_
    @Ahmadabdal_ 8 років тому +818

    wanna see a magic trick?

  • @engineeunder4462
    @engineeunder4462 8 років тому +424

    Are we gonna get more of these?

    • @DoctorLalve
      @DoctorLalve  8 років тому +57

      +Engineeunder Oh Yeah, all classes.

    • @Starkillerscat
      @Starkillerscat 8 років тому

      +Doctor Lalve please, do it quickly then. the laat one was uploaded 4-3 months ago

    • @DoctorLalve
      @DoctorLalve  8 років тому +33

      +Hidden Anonymous with Unknown name 2 months please. I'm not doing them as fast as possible or some may cry that it's over too fast.

    • @Starkillerscat
      @Starkillerscat 8 років тому +2

      Doctor Lalve ok.

    • @tkd1501
      @tkd1501 8 років тому +5

      +Doctor Lalve Mate, take your time with the class guides, can't wait to see the heavy guide (since I like to main heavy).

  • @RepentingGentile
    @RepentingGentile 3 роки тому +38

    1:47
    Funniest thing of 2020 🤣
    Soldier:"*smacks his ass with a kinky whip*
    Medic:" OOOH

  • @James-qn3wi
    @James-qn3wi 4 роки тому +570

    I'm sad to inform that voice actor for Soldier has recently passed away due to COVID-19

    • @zaczac5281
      @zaczac5281 4 роки тому +21

      I hate your pfp... But it's true, *YOU ARR NO SNIPER*

    • @megamagster9617
      @megamagster9617 4 роки тому +23

      Rest in peace glorious bastard. Godspeed...

    • @shawnburke-hutchinson5901
      @shawnburke-hutchinson5901 4 роки тому +12

      The virus has gone too far. I will go up to heaven, and tell god to get rid of the virus and revive Rick May.

    • @Janes_Jam
      @Janes_Jam 4 роки тому +7

      I’m glad that rick had a great life and made us happy with peppy and solder

    • @ace262
      @ace262 4 роки тому +5

      Kick COVID-19 Ass!

  • @GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX
    @GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX 7 років тому +92

    0:50 Dat laugh XD

  • @TrumpLester
    @TrumpLester 9 років тому +44

    1:11 WHO WANTS SOME BLOODY HORN
    This needs to be made a gif

  • @t_darcat1932
    @t_darcat1932 4 роки тому +15

    Let's make this a tribute to the now fallen Rick May. He fought well, and is now rocket jumping in heaven. You were good son real good; maybe even the best. Godspeed.

  • @JoleTaris
    @JoleTaris 4 роки тому +38

    R.I.P Rick May tf2 voice actor died of Corona virus my childhood soldier

  • @JesusChrist-tl9qm
    @JesusChrist-tl9qm 8 років тому +43

    0:12 CHUCK NORRIS MODE: ACTIVATED

  • @assassingamer1125
    @assassingamer1125 4 роки тому +7

    Rest in peace soldier.......you were really good even the best of the bestest

  • @ZR3009
    @ZR3009 4 роки тому +5

    Rest in peace, you magnificent bastard.

  • @ThunderRod
    @ThunderRod 8 років тому +3012

    Who else actually found this helpful?

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 8 років тому +330

      As silly as all the Guide videos are, they're actually pretty accurate.

    • @alexanderisde4d
      @alexanderisde4d 8 років тому +29

      Yeah, i was about to comment this +Grant H

    • @danielkaiselgruber1750
      @danielkaiselgruber1750 8 років тому +14

      Rick Grimes COORRAAALLL

    • @ThunderRod
      @ThunderRod 8 років тому +9

      Daniel Kaiselgruber BLLLAAAAAAAAASSSTT

    • @back2end858
      @back2end858 7 років тому +5

      Thunder Bolt I did

  • @Turbs94945
    @Turbs94945 3 роки тому +3

    R.I.P. Rick May
    You were real good son, maybe even the best.

  • @Xbalanque84
    @Xbalanque84 4 роки тому +5

    R.I.P. Rick May, 1940-2020

  • @funniman6431
    @funniman6431 7 років тому +65

    At 1:33 the red pyro turns blue

    • @rakulock
      @rakulock 7 років тому +13

      The Dankknight tha pyro got autobalanced XD

    • @CakedupMaw
      @CakedupMaw 5 років тому +5

      He’s a Spyro

    • @CoalEater_Elli
      @CoalEater_Elli 5 років тому +4

      @@CakedupMaw
      Blue + red = Purple.
      Spy + Pyro = Spyro.
      Pyro is dragon confirmed

    • @CakedupMaw
      @CakedupMaw 5 років тому +1

      Simon Mercury dear god it all makes Sense

    • @Idkwhatiam
      @Idkwhatiam 4 роки тому

      That pyro is a spy

  • @elizapipemaster4200
    @elizapipemaster4200 4 роки тому +4

    Rest in peace Rick May.
    1940 - 2020
    You were good son, real good.
    Maybe even the best.

  • @XteroBlade2117
    @XteroBlade2117 3 роки тому +3

    R.I.P rick may
    The amazing voice of the soldier

  • @mrpony3109
    @mrpony3109 4 роки тому +14

    Rest in piece Rick May.
    You were good son Reaal good!
    Maybe even the best~
    P A I N I S

  • @josegregorioriego512
    @josegregorioriego512 3 роки тому +4

    R.I.P Rick May, the Voice Actor of Soldier
    "GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
    Godspeed you, magnificent bastard.

  • @marcellofunhouse1234
    @marcellofunhouse1234 4 роки тому +6

    Rip rick may you will be missed 1940-2020

  • @PauloHenrique-mo3tg
    @PauloHenrique-mo3tg 3 роки тому +5

    R.I.P.
    Rick May
    *1940 +2020

  • @creationrealm633
    @creationrealm633 8 років тому +3

    I just watched all of these guide videos of yours, and from the first I lost my breathe!!!
    Seriously, my chest REALLY hurts from laughing!!! Usually at the explosions.
    Seriously, your videos are hilarious. Keep it up!!!

  • @kingtero979
    @kingtero979 4 роки тому +7

    bless the soldier his voice actor Rick May will be missed

  • @thetarr2
    @thetarr2 3 роки тому +4

    1:33
    you have become the very thing you swore to destroy
    disguised spies

  • @nekotyrant1629
    @nekotyrant1629 4 роки тому +3

    Rest Well, Soldier.

  • @gameq7015
    @gameq7015 7 років тому +15

    0:12 Soldier's face has me dying 😂

  • @dontmindme7208
    @dontmindme7208 4 роки тому +2

    Hope he's having a great flight into the heaven
    R.i.p Rick May

  • @sickorogue828
    @sickorogue828 4 роки тому +3

    Watching this to pay tribute to the great Rick May. You were good son real good, maybe even the best.

  • @UtenSwitch
    @UtenSwitch 4 роки тому +2

    Rest In Peace, my Bread-Teleporting friend.

  • @furiousfinch1587
    @furiousfinch1587 5 років тому +4

    The constant slew of visual jokes are one of the key defining comedy traits you have, Lalve. Well done.

  • @m4mad292
    @m4mad292 4 роки тому +7

    Bless this soldier’s life

  • @HikikomoriProject
    @HikikomoriProject 4 роки тому +9

    F for the voice actor. Rest in peace

  • @wonderfulprogress2952
    @wonderfulprogress2952 5 років тому +48

    1:26 “By the way, the rocket jumper does no damage.”
    *MY LIFE HAS BEEN AN ENTIRE LIE*

  • @cagefreeowl843
    @cagefreeowl843 4 роки тому +4

    R.I.P Rick May, Soldier’s Voice actor

  • @magicalspooder8279
    @magicalspooder8279 4 роки тому +8

    *GOD SPEED YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD*
    - Rick May/Soldier September 21st 1940 - April 13 2020

  • @jerrijarvis6088
    @jerrijarvis6088 4 роки тому +5

    Rest In Peace Rick May

  • @wh3nderson95
    @wh3nderson95 4 роки тому +5

    Goodbye Rick May.

  • @SgtJager00
    @SgtJager00 4 роки тому +2

    Rest In Peace, Rick May

  • @Naerl__
    @Naerl__ 4 роки тому +12

    2:00 Last time I heard the voice before he died (for real)

  • @beenz9857
    @beenz9857 4 роки тому +1

    Soldier: *comes around the corner*
    Engineer: *SQUARE DANCE INTENSIFIES*

  • @red.1428
    @red.1428 4 роки тому +5

    "You were loud and ugly and now your dead! and ugly" Soldier-2015

  • @bartvshomertime2651
    @bartvshomertime2651 Рік тому +2

    God Bless America For 8th Anniversary For This Approval Guide!
    *Im Not A Soldier Main*

  • @Workers12
    @Workers12 9 років тому +14

    10/10 all soldier basics in one video Kappa

  • @gravediggey6656
    @gravediggey6656 5 років тому +16

    1:18 best way to kill enemy behind you...

    • @alejoyugar
      @alejoyugar Рік тому +1

      It did make me laugh lol

  • @Towerofterrorfan21
    @Towerofterrorfan21 4 роки тому +4

    Ten Hut! You were good son real good. Maybe even the best.

  • @spacecowboyz0154
    @spacecowboyz0154 2 роки тому +8

    0:41 me reacting to my exam's grade clearly knowing I did not study last night

  • @streetfashion-r9y
    @streetfashion-r9y 4 роки тому +2

    R.I.P rick may he was the first voice actor to passed away due to covid 19 may he rest in piece in heaven he was my faviorete

  • @bazoinker
    @bazoinker 7 років тому +4

    I think I found my new favorite channel

  • @echolessowl
    @echolessowl 4 роки тому +7

    dammit rick.
    come back.
    please.

  • @Dat-Mudkip
    @Dat-Mudkip 8 років тому +33

    WHO WANTS SOME BLOODY HORN!?!!!?

    • @quilava1138
      @quilava1138 8 років тому +3

      not me plz

    • @KILLERMEXICAN210
      @KILLERMEXICAN210 8 років тому +1

      bloody piss corn! oh wait wrong video

    • @jsp6855
      @jsp6855 7 років тому

      Nah I'm okay....... Medic has been staring at me

  • @captaincrooked9051
    @captaincrooked9051 4 роки тому +3

    R.I.P. Soldier

  • @RestlessBogatyr
    @RestlessBogatyr 8 років тому +102

    0:51 What is that laughing sound called?

    • @crashguy4196
      @crashguy4196 5 років тому +10

      It's a laugh that was originally recorded by Daws Butler for Hanna Barbera cartoons. On the SoundIdeas wiki, it's called "Laugh, Cartoon - Short Crazy Laugh, Human."

  • @julie-i1k
    @julie-i1k 9 місяців тому +1

    even after 7 years this is still funny

  • @cooperproductions3731
    @cooperproductions3731 7 років тому +6

    1:42 "The sound of dead vodka"
    2:07 "The sound of defeated american"

  • @greatabyss8613
    @greatabyss8613 4 роки тому +2

    RIP Rick May. "You were god son, Mabye even the best."

  • @danso_999
    @danso_999 4 роки тому +9

    Anyone here after Rick May died?
    RIP Rick May

  • @spacecore94
    @spacecore94 3 роки тому +2

    You're not returning from the grave to give the living haircuts
    You're now giving them to angels

  • @axuiz7260
    @axuiz7260 4 роки тому +13

    yes we know guys, let rick may fly high...

  • @technoandromedus8207
    @technoandromedus8207 4 роки тому +2

    In memory of Richard J. May

  • @TheRenegadist
    @TheRenegadist 8 років тому +32

    You my friend have talent.

  • @GearFade
    @GearFade 4 роки тому +1

    We will All remember the legend as Rick may and this video makes me think of him he will never be forgotten

  • @soulsidejourney8830
    @soulsidejourney8830 4 роки тому +4

    R.I.P Rick May

  • @thepoglin8479
    @thepoglin8479 3 роки тому +5

    1:38 bowling alley screens when you get a strike

  • @octotoon7370
    @octotoon7370 8 років тому +10

    These are really good. It looks like it was heavily inspired by Kitty0706's videos.

  • @akashinyaa4039
    @akashinyaa4039 2 роки тому +1

    * now that you know how to kick your enemies back in time to kick them back into the future"
    best line in the whole video

  • @funkmantim2661
    @funkmantim2661 4 роки тому +3

    "you are no sniper"
    Direct hit intensifies.

  • @gamefreakjoshi1540
    @gamefreakjoshi1540 4 роки тому +1

    Rest in peace Rick May, the soilder voice actor...

  • @twistedbones4477
    @twistedbones4477 4 роки тому +5

    Rip Rick May

  • @SonicChan654
    @SonicChan654 4 роки тому +4

    RIP Rick May

  • @Sweetfunkyjesus
    @Sweetfunkyjesus 7 років тому

    The best thing about this series is how genuinely helpful the tips are.

  • @amphicrab2933
    @amphicrab2933 4 роки тому +3

    You were good son real good