8:30 "I am not built for this.. I'm not built for this. This is the first time I've been in nature and gone 'this is gross.' This is just.. It's in my boots. It's just in my boots and I can smell it.. Nope.." It's not as readily quotable as the "help, it's again" but this part just SENDS ME
I know, I always find it so hilarious but I also feel bad for our poor gentle cow man. Like, he's always accepted the good, bad, and ugly when it comes to nature, no matter how much it attacks him or almost kills him or swallows him alive, but this was just a breaking point for him.
@@stingerjohnny9951 See I have this issue, but instead of being arrogant, its with things like sense of direction, how to do small repairs/assemble simple things (like a table with no drawers), and other logistical tasks. Several times in my life people have told me “You are literally the smartest idiot I’ve ever met.” I at least have the wisdom to know when I’m out of my depth 😂
@@stingerjohnny9951 interesting, I usually play those kind of characters as knowledgeable but naïve. "Smart enough to deduce the barkeep is secretly a vampire, dumb enough to bring it up with him in the middle of the crowded bar" that sort of thing
Theres something rather poetic about all the things trying to eat Caduceus. The one most in touch with all things natural is the one most often a part of the food chain.
@@FigurativeCritter he will try and beat whatever is trying to actively eat him but if it cant be stopped, he just quietly thanks the wild mother for his time that was given to him and is happy to become part of the cycle.
This is the reason why Caduceus keeps succeeding his Divine Intervention. Because in his usual daily life he keeps getting himself to these kinds of situations.
Someone should make a compilation of all the times Caduceus gets eaten or almost eaten. This poor pastel boi has a bad track record with being swallowed
While we're spamming fave Cad lines here, one of my favorites is still entering an area to see two of his companions locked into brutal combat with clones of themselves and quipping "there is a LOT going on here..."
Jester: I don't know if I have any healing spells prepared Veth: Of course not I love the running joke/not-a-joke thing that Jester is just the worst cleric lol
I see a few parody books/articles “Being the Most Appetizing of Your Group” or “Monster Dentistry” by Caduceus Clay. Oh! “The Many Mouths of Monsters!”
3:19 I hope I'm not the only one who froze for a moment and imagined Caduceus conjuring the ethereal, mystical armored forms of John, Paul, George, and Ringo, wielding "axes" and "swords" suspiciously similar to guitars and mic stands, leaping into battle shouting "I AM THE EGGMAN, I AM THE WALRUS, KUKUKACHU M*THR F*KER!"
God I hope this gets animated, and if it does, I so want Cad to break the fourth wall, stare into the camera, and deadpan comment, just like this. It’s amazing.
Fira Polèmos 1. worm 2. Fallen gooey Oban 3. This thing in Rumblecusp 4. The water elemental almost drowned him? I can’t remember 5. There’s more cause I remember getting heart attacks about Cady’s close calls
And the water pits were the same dark color as the tar pits, so you'd have to do an investigation/perception check to tell them apart. He probably did it to intentionally confuse his players, make them unsure of if it's safe or not.
Caduceus is gonna be a god to the "vore" community by the end of this campaign. (if you don't already know what vore is, I'd suggest the ol' "ignorance is bliss" adage)
Flerkan 280 I don’t think it’s an official monster more like a hombrew, I feel like it’s based off a bobbit worm, if you don’t know what that is find a video on UA-cam you’re in for a treat
"Help, it's again" is the perfect sequel to "We're running, it's bad!"
That's what I thought of immediately, lol
Holy crap yes
Absolutely! It has the same energy to it too with how Taliesin had Caduceus say "Help, it's again." in the same vein as "We're running, it's bad!".
“I immediately cast... God Dammit... I’m gonna cast...”
Taliesin, I love you.
Wildmother: Yes?
Now I'm curious, is that a custom spell? What does 'God Dammit' do?
@@DarkDragonPath it damns the target
Bless on YOU, Bless on your COW.
@@ForeverWog Thank you for this 😂😂
It gets even funnier when you realise Caduceus is a Firbolg, so a cow-like creature =p
The almost casual "I'm getting pulled. Please help. Help," is hilarious 😂😂
8:30 "I am not built for this.. I'm not built for this. This is the first time I've been in nature and gone 'this is gross.' This is just.. It's in my boots. It's just in my boots and I can smell it.. Nope.." It's not as readily quotable as the "help, it's again" but this part just SENDS ME
I know, I always find it so hilarious but I also feel bad for our poor gentle cow man. Like, he's always accepted the good, bad, and ugly when it comes to nature, no matter how much it attacks him or almost kills him or swallows him alive, but this was just a breaking point for him.
@@FigurativeCritter poor little bean
There is something deeply sad (and funny) hearing a child of the Wild Mother in frustration of his bad luck with dealing with an aspect of his patron.
Sends you WHERE?
1:20 "I'm getting pulled. Please help."
6:50 "Help, it's again."
8:33 "I'm not built for this.
Imagine the ragtag bandits wearing a "Help, It's Again" shirt
I want one
The perfect motto for those poor schmucks.
Taliesin is playing such a ridiculously difficult character (high wisdom low intelligence) and he does it MARVELOUSLY
Comparatively, High Int low Wis is easy. Just be a pretentious git that’s full of themselves lol
@@stingerjohnny9951 See I have this issue, but instead of being arrogant, its with things like sense of direction, how to do small repairs/assemble simple things (like a table with no drawers), and other logistical tasks. Several times in my life people have told me “You are literally the smartest idiot I’ve ever met.” I at least have the wisdom to know when I’m out of my depth 😂
@@anjelica948 that self awareness will take you far my friend, never lose it 🤣
@@stingerjohnny9951 interesting, I usually play those kind of characters as knowledgeable but naïve. "Smart enough to deduce the barkeep is secretly a vampire, dumb enough to bring it up with him in the middle of the crowded bar" that sort of thing
@@stingerjohnny9951 So, like most wizards?
6:50 for the "Help, It's Again"
Phantom Beard Thanks!
THANK YOU XD
😂
Theres something rather poetic about all the things trying to eat Caduceus. The one most in touch with all things natural is the one most often a part of the food chain.
Help, it's again
Which is even more poetic somehow when you know that Caduceus recognizes the violent tendencies of nature and accepts them
@@FigurativeCritter he will try and beat whatever is trying to actively eat him but if it cant be stopped, he just quietly thanks the wild mother for his time that was given to him and is happy to become part of the cycle.
This is on par with “We’re running, it’s bad” for the best Caduceus line.
This is the reason why Caduceus keeps succeeding his Divine Intervention. Because in his usual daily life he keeps getting himself to these kinds of situations.
Someone should make a compilation of all the times Caduceus gets eaten or almost eaten. This poor pastel boi has a bad track record with being swallowed
On today's episode of "Why does everything want to vore Caduceus"
@@comfyspecs9058 The world thinks his pink hair tastes like cotton candy
@@cabbageoverlord4540 beef is the most commonly eaten type of meat.
Caduceus really has a horrible track record with being swallowed...
He’s like KonoSuba character
I had a thought....what if it's the curse from a bad batch of dead ppl tea?
There is always one in every party. I think my parties barbarian got swallowed like 5 times by now.
I've heard that Matt's been open about his vore fetish before. Would explain a lot.
Some people pay good money for that.
While we're spamming fave Cad lines here, one of my favorites is still entering an area to see two of his companions locked into brutal combat with clones of themselves and quipping "there is a LOT going on here..."
Wait, when was that one from?
@@alecLogan
2x68
@@elbruces ty
"get better" is the most jester healing word imaginable
I also loved during the dragon fight, he just comes out of the wall and says, "We're running. It's bad".
"GET BETTER!"
"...'Kay."
"I don't know if I have any healing spells prepared"
Sam: "Of course not"
Jester: I don't know if I have any healing spells prepared
Veth: Of course not
I love the running joke/not-a-joke thing that Jester is just the worst cleric lol
I just realized:
Creatures always attempt (and some succed) to eat Caduceus, he's been in a lot of stomachs
Giant worm, punished Oban, this pool thing... What will be next
@@mollys4409 Don't forget the froghemoth and the remorhaz
He’s a colorful, tasty looking snack
He's also a cleric so..
I see a few parody books/articles “Being the Most Appetizing of Your Group” or “Monster Dentistry” by Caduceus Clay. Oh! “The Many Mouths of Monsters!”
"What it feels like to be a part of Nature"
“of mouths and monsters”
Caduceus' one-liners are as good as Percy's.
I love the calm panic of Caduceus and Taliesin just being done.
"What form is your guardian taking, your regular beetles?"
"No, the Beatles."
"Okay, so Ringo starts beating on the antlion with his drumsticks..."
and Sam with the ,'Hello McFarlane, start workin on the next one' is just too perfect.
At this point with Jester we just accept it when she says i dont have any healing spells prepared as a cleric
Well considering it is debatable whether or not she actually is a cleric after TC... 😅
Taliesin is my favorite human and my absolute favorite immortal
00:07:23 I agree with Marisha. that should be a shirt.
I'd buy that faster than Vax can throw daggers
OrionClouds 😆
Seeing these highlights made me realize how much more I missed CR than I realized
His demeanor during this matches his demeanor when he got swallowed during the worm battle 😂😂😂😂 he just can’t catch a break
Cadeuceus should invest in a poisoned armor XD
Caduceus is like the horse from the never ending story.
3:19 I hope I'm not the only one who froze for a moment and imagined Caduceus conjuring the ethereal, mystical armored forms of John, Paul, George, and Ringo, wielding "axes" and "swords" suspiciously similar to guitars and mic stands, leaping into battle shouting "I AM THE EGGMAN, I AM THE WALRUS, KUKUKACHU M*THR F*KER!"
Explain plz I know I’m missing something amazing
@@TheReaver1234 Beatles instead of beetles.
"God dammit I'm gonna cast bless." Nice.
God I hope this gets animated, and if it does, I so want Cad to break the fourth wall, stare into the camera, and deadpan comment, just like this. It’s amazing.
Wasn't expecting it so soon, but thank you
Caduceus exudes such strong autistic vibes, I'm going to love this guy when I get to this campaign
Oh man...Deucy is awesome. I finished campaign 2 last month, I have happily met Taliesen 2x in that time.
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think this is the 5th time something has tried to eat Caduceus.
Fira Polèmos
1. worm
2. Fallen gooey Oban
3. This thing in Rumblecusp
4. The water elemental almost drowned him? I can’t remember
5. There’s more cause I remember getting heart attacks about Cady’s close calls
@@DaniGeez frog in the happy fun ball
@@DaniGeez 1. Remorhaz
2. Froghemoth
3. Punished Obann
4 and 5. Swamp antlions
and 6 if you want to count the water elemental
Dani Gee don’t forget that frog thingy in the Happy Fun Ball, or those worm thingies that Nott blew up while Clay was invisible, or the....
help, it's again, really does need to be a t-shirt, i'd buy it for sure
DM: *calls it a "WATER pit"*
Jester: "I'm going to cast Control Water."
DM: "This not water."
Huh?
Some of the pits were water, the others were that sticky tar substance.
And the water pits were the same dark color as the tar pits, so you'd have to do an investigation/perception check to tell them apart. He probably did it to intentionally confuse his players, make them unsure of if it's safe or not.
He's the DM, he has to describe it by how they perceive it, not by what it actually is.
@@jjj7790 “In front of you is a mimic pretending to be a treasure chest”.
Sounds a little like one of the skull island parasite monsters from Peter Jackson's King Kong.
Everyone has a bad day sometimes 🤷♂️
I thought you were going to say "Life needs things to live."
Oh it's forgotten about beau's crying strategy
I want to see this animated.
this one ua-cam.com/video/pBta_yC06n4/v-deo.html
I have a t-shirt with that. It's pink. One of my favourite shirts tbh because it's funny for people who don't know cr too
I have one that says We're Running Its bad.
6:50 Is the actual quote if thats all you're here for
Poor Caduceus 😅
Put it on a Shirt!
Toothy Maw
6:53 is where Talisen says it
1:05
Cad says fuck
Have we heard him say fuck before??
Not till the end of the campaign.
Caduceus is gonna be a god to the "vore" community by the end of this campaign. (if you don't already know what vore is, I'd suggest the ol' "ignorance is bliss" adage)
Would be awesome if Karbo made a piece based on Caduceus’ misadventures.
Someone just googled that and discovered something about themselves.
That was fast.
i did it over the weekend and set it for today while i was working
the part your all here for 6:50
baby faced, no beard Matt is weird and idk how to feel about it xD
*Clip starts*
LOUD NOISES!
6:56
left audio channel is fritzy
Is Matt trying to kill Caduceus? This kind of stuff is happening far too frequently.....
DMs often gun for Clerics.
@@belindaluna2067 especially kill the grave cleric first.
I mean, these were saving throws, not a monster attacking Caduceus directly.
He didn’t target him, he failed a save that everyone had to make.
oh fuck, i thought he meant the band the Beatles
Caduceus' pull out game is weak.
That’s cause he’s ace
Not everyone can be a PullOutKing
@@sanityismadness nice
what monster is "its"?
Flerkan 280 I don’t think it’s an official monster more like a hombrew, I feel like it’s based off a bobbit worm, if you don’t know what that is find a video on UA-cam you’re in for a treat
6:53