By the way, Can You Survive a Nuclear War?

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  • @coldcano771
    @coldcano771 5 років тому +2959

    I think Stephan actually makes sense when it comes to survival

  • @htw.015
    @htw.015 5 років тому +2328

    *What if Stephen was the one who set off the nuclear missiles? That would explain why he knows what to wear, where to go etc*

    • @deathwar7742
      @deathwar7742 5 років тому +24

      Yes I Agree

    • @viceakin6401
      @viceakin6401 5 років тому +21

      WHAT IF STEPHEN IS THE POSTAL DUDE?!

    • @littlebigkids3257
      @littlebigkids3257 5 років тому +12

      Cassis Lekker Stephen wants to know your location Stephen: *BING* Stephen: :o *checks phone* Donald Trump wants to know your location

    • @frogribbit7891
      @frogribbit7891 5 років тому +6

      *Illuminati song starts playing in the background*

    • @gamerovertron
      @gamerovertron 5 років тому +6

      Stephen: Ahhh i need your location please
      Me: Why?
      Stephen: incase of a nuclear bomb landing. We want to get here if one lands to ahhhhh... escort you... yah... escort you to safety
      Me: Ok
      Stephen: *looks away* *snickers to himself* leaves
      Stephan: *sends nukes house*

  • @dominickmarlow448
    @dominickmarlow448 5 років тому +3545

    Why did poor innocent Hosuh go to the dark side. Stephen has finally corrupted him.

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 5 років тому +145

      Dominick Marlow the most innocent ones are the most corruptable

    • @dominickmarlow448
      @dominickmarlow448 5 років тому +16

      @Liam Dysart I'm not five thats my little brother

    • @tomrob0697
      @tomrob0697 5 років тому +31

      The innocent piece of bread that is Hosuh has been infected by the virus that is Stephen

    • @user-fm4nu1tl4p
      @user-fm4nu1tl4p 5 років тому +19

      Hosuh isn't innocent. He's a sociopath.

    • @jessicamartin8557
      @jessicamartin8557 5 років тому +27

      Does any one else find Stephen AND Hosuh ADORABLE
      Leave a reply who's your favorite danplan charecter?

  • @rodesu9572
    @rodesu9572 4 роки тому +1477

    People with huge ass thumbs 8 kilometers away:
    We're safe
    the explosion : no your not

  • @bigchungus2759
    @bigchungus2759 5 років тому +4845

    How you doing?
    Pretty g--
    *OH MY GOD A NUCLEAR BOMB CLOSE YOUR EYES*

    • @astronomalia
      @astronomalia 5 років тому +89

      *Your username hit me hard when I read it*

    • @Ars3n0
      @Ars3n0 5 років тому +22

      as much as i want to like this comment it's at 666 likes and I don't want to ruin it

    • @saintchickennuggetthe3ed864
      @saintchickennuggetthe3ed864 5 років тому +9

      BIG CHUNGUS (is this lily if this is lily I swear to god) do you like sitting on fungus ARE YOU CHUNGUS ON A FUNGUS

    • @greigmclelland6372
      @greigmclelland6372 5 років тому +1

      Is this actually big Chung's uwu gamer

    • @idkwhattoputhere4695
      @idkwhattoputhere4695 5 років тому +1

      Oh CHUNGUS ITS BIG CHUNGUS CRASHING DOWN TO EARTH

  • @gordier6787
    @gordier6787 5 років тому +1543

    2:48
    Not so fun fact! Radiation travels at the speed of light, if you can see the mushroom cloud, you’ve already been covered in radiation

    • @Tri_Nitro
      @Tri_Nitro 5 років тому +138

      According to collected data, the radiation radius with 1 Mt is around 3,2 km from the explosion site. Thermal radiation spans around 12 km from site, may vary due to terrain

    • @gordier6787
      @gordier6787 5 років тому +43

      Oh, cool. I didn’t know that

    • @Tri_Nitro
      @Tri_Nitro 5 років тому +23

      @@gordier6787 The handy app you can use for fast checking nuclear bomb ranges is NukeBlast for Android

    • @vortexthe1st508
      @vortexthe1st508 5 років тому +36

      *OH SHII-*
      Welp....
      Guess I'm a Demodog

    • @sharlivee
      @sharlivee 5 років тому +7

      Nice to know. Although that might never happen, that will help if it ever will.

  • @evanfitzsimmons6975
    @evanfitzsimmons6975 5 років тому +3520

    Dan: Someone is at your door, what do you do?
    Stephen: SHhOoT tHeM!

  • @cynthiapenalosa9575
    @cynthiapenalosa9575 4 роки тому +1053

    I really love this trio so much 😭
    I miss them.
    I miss stephen being funny and naughty.
    I miss Dan being a big brother to Hosuh and Stephen.
    I miss hosuh's warmth presence

    • @freakyrenta
      @freakyrenta 3 роки тому +1

      😳

    • @alpacamari1874
      @alpacamari1874 3 роки тому +32

      Dans a jerk.Stephen and Hosuh all the way

    • @cattea2345
      @cattea2345 3 роки тому +48

      Congratulations you have officially brought me to the verge of tears

    • @blup9946
      @blup9946 3 роки тому +3

      @@alpacamari1874 how is he a jerk

    • @Fuff69
      @Fuff69 3 роки тому +13

      @@blup9946 cuz uh idk the whole story but he said some rlly shitty stuff to them and they left or sumn

  • @moredank5539
    @moredank5539 5 років тому +6877

    These videos are low key preparing us for the worst

    • @coldcano771
      @coldcano771 5 років тому +59

      Your right

    • @witch1867
      @witch1867 5 років тому +167

      And the way they give informations are better and much more interesting

    • @winniethepooh544
      @winniethepooh544 5 років тому +36

      Yup, and it's fun to see what others think

    • @witch1867
      @witch1867 5 років тому +11

      @@oddie8799 that's a bit mean but yea... Totally... 😂 😂

    • @stanyoonjinforeheads1618
      @stanyoonjinforeheads1618 5 років тому +15

      @@oddie8799 Actually these videos are showing how similar our thoughts are to Stephen... :3

  • @luciidtears8166
    @luciidtears8166 5 років тому +892

    I guess Stephan is blind now,
    welp, he will definitely survive BirdBox now!

    • @meowmeowpants4818
      @meowmeowpants4818 5 років тому +15

      And Hosuh can gouge out his eyes.

    • @sharlivee
      @sharlivee 5 років тому +7

      Lmao. Thinking ahead boiiii!
      Nice profile pic btw👌🏼

    • @hayleycake7212
      @hayleycake7212 5 років тому

      Hmm... your profile picture looks like someone from SFA

    • @joe.drawzz727
      @joe.drawzz727 5 років тому

      Stephen

    • @yuluvstarz
      @yuluvstarz 5 років тому

      Yup

  • @trinityinfinity5356
    @trinityinfinity5356 5 років тому +812

    Oh my god Stephan is changing hosuh slowly as each episode goes by. I love that

    • @ultraaquario2952
      @ultraaquario2952 5 років тому +7

      Stephen and hosuh: Huck murder I love murder

    • @User-1939t9
      @User-1939t9 5 років тому +35

      sounds like corruption

    • @adrian_sarkisov7565
      @adrian_sarkisov7565 5 років тому +9

      Look at the sociopath video, he is still inocent

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 5 років тому

      Nuuuououiiouiui my pure boi

  • @mountaineer4637
    @mountaineer4637 4 роки тому +342

    "You will need to stay in for 2 week”
    *Laughs in quarantine*

    • @HiHello-cw9vc
      @HiHello-cw9vc 3 роки тому

      Hahaha

    • @KaziKami
      @KaziKami 3 роки тому

      Always have to find out a way to make it about quarantine. Someone says stay inside? "tHey preJicTed quArwentYne" Someone says wear a mask? "ThEy prEdicyRed aqUqaRintiNe" SHUSH OK

    • @jaredjosephsongheng372
      @jaredjosephsongheng372 Рік тому

      Hmmm they may have predicted nuclear war too

    • @Suo_kongque
      @Suo_kongque Рік тому

      @@KaziKamiOverreaction much?

  • @lilminecraftergaming426
    @lilminecraftergaming426 5 років тому +2242

    Daniel is training Steven and hosuh for the inevitable destruction of the universe. They are our only hope...
    And frankly, I don’t know if I can even trust them with as much as watching a toddler

  • @mizzyfromkingz
    @mizzyfromkingz 5 років тому +879

    “Black is the purest color”... beautiful save I love Steven lol

  • @ZeBunni
    @ZeBunni 5 років тому +5444

    Stevens laugh is absolutely adorable and psychotic

  • @kevinriordan8150
    @kevinriordan8150 4 роки тому +112

    Hosah: 2 weeks?!? That's a long time!
    Everyone who has been in quarantine for the past 9 months: Pathetic

  • @Kirill-rc5ng
    @Kirill-rc5ng 5 років тому +355

    The normal Stephen is back *finally* him being kind with the _"power of friendship"_ is *so unnatural* *(• w •)*

    • @yenulim
      @yenulim 5 років тому +4

      So good to have him back

    • @maykulka263
      @maykulka263 5 років тому

      Haleluya to that!

    • @sacrifice1668
      @sacrifice1668 5 років тому +2

      I wanted to write the same thing but saw that you have
      My theory is that someone kidnapped steven and sent a doppelganger and steven killed his kidnapper and finally found his way back

    • @lampsandclovers
      @lampsandclovers 5 років тому

      *oh no hes converting hosuh*

  • @guesswho2056
    @guesswho2056 4 роки тому +1499

    Stephen: “I’ll kill everyone”
    Also Stephen: “ LETS GO TO DISNEYLAND”

    • @derickiam9958
      @derickiam9958 4 роки тому +15

      Well if you wanna kill everyone, wouldn’t you wanna go to a place with a lot of people? Also be happy while doing it like going on the rides and shooting people.

    • @hockey_king2497
      @hockey_king2497 4 роки тому +3

      Yeh just kill everyone at Disney land

    • @Suggabee1000
      @Suggabee1000 4 роки тому +12

      Murder on Disneyland Street

    • @Mosslistic
      @Mosslistic 4 роки тому +8

      You know what they all say
      "Disney ruins friendships"

    • @tgreat1240
      @tgreat1240 4 роки тому +4

      Yep sounds like him

  • @Real_KAIJU
    @Real_KAIJU 5 років тому +645

    The by the way series is basically a game of dnd

  • @cynthiapenalosa9575
    @cynthiapenalosa9575 4 роки тому +53

    I miss this best trio ever:
    Dan the good guy with more fun ideas on his mind
    Hosuh the warmest guy in the trio who brings comfort to anyone.
    Stephen the best guy with good sense of humor.
    This trio is very balanced.
    Miss them so much.

    • @RaqiGames
      @RaqiGames 2 роки тому +1

      Jay is watching...

  • @swapnaraje9661
    @swapnaraje9661 5 років тому +911

    Hosuh is the only close to norma-
    Nope.
    Nevermind

    • @kitwarrior4life124
      @kitwarrior4life124 5 років тому +32

      Daniel is closest to normal at this point.

    • @sephtis3658
      @sephtis3658 5 років тому +2

      Oof

    • @smiroon
      @smiroon 5 років тому

      Arrrmmmmmmyyyyyyyy

    • @zeroj2999
      @zeroj2999 5 років тому +6

      5:58 "Bang-Bang"
      *Adorable sounds of shooting Hosuh*

    • @kattlol7984
      @kattlol7984 5 років тому +2

      This is nuclear war no one is normal at that point he is actually being super responsible

  • @ramen7966
    @ramen7966 5 років тому +606

    "How dare you shoot a person cause you think he's a zombie?"
    " *How dare he be a zombie?* "
    Best counter ever

    • @zoomer1673
      @zoomer1673 5 років тому +2

      *”parry this you filthy casual”*

  • @autumncundiff9802
    @autumncundiff9802 5 років тому +395

    9:06 Is this the same gun Dan bought with his credit card?

  • @Vynthe
    @Vynthe 4 роки тому +24

    0:13 Dan said, “ You’d go blind, you’d have retinal scars, you can’t see.” I don’t think he knows that if you go blind you can’t see.

  • @sweetpotato4389
    @sweetpotato4389 5 років тому +1731

    "My morality is pitch black, how dare you judge my morality"😂😂

    • @TopEmerald84
      @TopEmerald84 5 років тому +34

      "Black is the purist color!" "THATS RACIST!" "Ur face"

    • @emantresni7447
      @emantresni7447 5 років тому +7

      “Your face”

    • @inginiumheee1703
      @inginiumheee1703 5 років тому +2

      Just like mine

    • @bubblesboo8034
      @bubblesboo8034 5 років тому +2

      Lol when i saw this comment he said that 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @emory3676
      @emory3676 5 років тому

      Lol same for me

  • @town9719
    @town9719 5 років тому +635

    Dan: True Neutral
    Hosuh: Lawful Neutral
    Stephen: *Chaotic Evil*

    • @megaagentj2248
      @megaagentj2248 5 років тому +6

      town dan is lawful evil

    • @yaboi5460
      @yaboi5460 5 років тому +2

      Hosua was wearing sans jackets

    • @andreac.722
      @andreac.722 5 років тому

      Video games&more were what time stamp?

    • @Ruination_station
      @Ruination_station 5 років тому +3

      Nah fam
      Dan is chaotic neutral
      Hosuh is lawful good
      Stephen is chaotic evil

  • @katherinecha4056
    @katherinecha4056 5 років тому +332

    ...what if someone just has a really long thumb and the bomb in reality is too close but they don't realize it because their thumb is long

    • @LeoWolfish
      @LeoWolfish 5 років тому +19

      To be honest it was proven a myth anyway.
      www.inverse.com/article/10099-vault-boy-s-rule-of-thumb-can-t-save-you-from-nuclear-fallout

    • @sharlivee
      @sharlivee 5 років тому +13

      Well, they’re fudged then.

    • @katherinecha4056
      @katherinecha4056 5 років тому +9

      @@sharlivee RIP all with long thumbs

    • @mr.lookalike8666
      @mr.lookalike8666 5 років тому +12

      *holds thumb really close to face* heh, looks like im safe

    • @blossomfieryflower5835
      @blossomfieryflower5835 5 років тому +5

      What if someone has no thumbs

  • @divine3988
    @divine3988 Рік тому +19

    POV: It’s been 4 years since Stephan and Hosuh was in a Dan plan video

  • @Kirbyfan1
    @Kirbyfan1 5 років тому +2711

    'I'm going to use religion as a weapon'
    -Stephen 2019

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 5 років тому +11

      Me.

    • @swazzey116
      @swazzey116 5 років тому +4

      yo m8 nice profile pic

    • @mono-color2767
      @mono-color2767 5 років тому +11

      Benjamin Franklin did it to convince France to ally.
      He dressed up as a religious person who is known not to lie.
      So he could lie.
      Therefore Stephen is as smart as Benjamin Franklin and can shoot whoever he wants amen I never lie

    • @zhanel6412
      @zhanel6412 5 років тому +14

      You can make religion out of this.

    • @Amari18
      @Amari18 5 років тому +7

      And pour holy water on the nuclear bomb

  • @sirsneakyniek6324
    @sirsneakyniek6324 5 років тому +541

    Nuclear bomb
    Dan: close your eyes

  • @anonymousplayer5883
    @anonymousplayer5883 5 років тому +1296

    Dan "s-s-s-STEVEN STOP TALKING. YOU'RE KILLING MY BRAIN CELLS"😂👌

  • @isabellgray3930
    @isabellgray3930 3 роки тому +12

    I love that Hosuh is becoming more and more brutal as these videos go on.

  • @samtheman7642
    @samtheman7642 4 роки тому +4032

    Me last year: heh, this is pretty funny
    Me now: *takes notes*

    • @evie7222
      @evie7222 4 роки тому +72

      Sam The Man yeah y’know getting ready for ww3 (lmao unless I just completely mis read that sentence)

    • @avic3148
      @avic3148 4 роки тому +23

      Sameee

    • @starplatinum692
      @starplatinum692 4 роки тому +25

      *STEALS NOTES* NYEH HEH HEH

    • @aasiancracker-_2465
      @aasiancracker-_2465 4 роки тому +11

      I have to be prepared for IRAN will nukes us take cover defaults

    • @roseyposey9903
      @roseyposey9903 4 роки тому

      Is the war only gonna be in American and Iran?

  • @syannalcorn6364
    @syannalcorn6364 5 років тому +508

    "Morality is stupid" Says the one who was all friendly on the zombie apocalypse

    • @sl8103
      @sl8103 5 років тому +13

      Syann Alcorn he did that for his own benefit though. So it’s still the more selfish option

    • @syannalcorn6364
      @syannalcorn6364 5 років тому

      @@sl8103 r/wooooosh?????
      Idk maybe...

    • @pastawhore6276
      @pastawhore6276 5 років тому +2

      Well how else was he going to get his weapons for Christmas
      All his other ones have to much evidence

  • @unknownname1693
    @unknownname1693 5 років тому +1200

    Stephen turns from being a murderer to being “kawaii” and asking to go to Disney

  • @shauryamakkar335
    @shauryamakkar335 4 роки тому +27

    Steven: "I'm gonna use relegion as a weapon"
    Me: *well that's not new...*

  • @streetsign460
    @streetsign460 5 років тому +462

    Steven- *white makes right*
    Dan& Hosah- *nothing just nothing... No appropriate response*

    • @harpersc0ve
      @harpersc0ve 5 років тому +3

      Me - pretending not to be offended

    • @cookingpooop7108
      @cookingpooop7108 5 років тому +2

      baharo G imagine being offended by that joke

    • @streetsign460
      @streetsign460 5 років тому +1

      @@harpersc0ve honestly tho😂 like idk whether to laugh or not

    • @bowserfromsonic5108
      @bowserfromsonic5108 5 років тому +2

      @@harpersc0ve imagine not being superior to other races

    • @surprisinglysurviving751
      @surprisinglysurviving751 5 років тому

      @@harpersc0ve not everyone has sensitive skin my dude

  • @glassofwater281
    @glassofwater281 5 років тому +948

    I once had a dream everyone on earth died by a nuke except me, and when I woke up my mom was at work and nobody was outside. I was terrified.

    • @konekodraws1064
      @konekodraws1064 5 років тому +21

      I feel bad for you.
      Poor unfortunate soul and child of Jesus.
      Bless you🙏👌🏼🙏🙌

    • @290subscriberswithnovideos7
      @290subscriberswithnovideos7 5 років тому +17

      Koneko Draws Lmao it was a dream. I kinda wish I had a dream like that, but you shouldn’t feel so bad because it’s not that horrible to have a dream like that.

    • @konekodraws1064
      @konekodraws1064 5 років тому +5

      ITZ STILL SCRRY
      I talk to much to live alone

    • @nagapandian
      @nagapandian 5 років тому +13

      It would be kinda scary but after 2 mins and the Wifi sill works ur Gucci 👍🏻

    • @RealXibaZulu
      @RealXibaZulu 5 років тому +5

      I can't remember, what happened in September...

  • @irislovett
    @irislovett 5 років тому +708

    If ya'll go to Disney Land there better be a vlog
    Edit: STEPHEN UR DREAM GONNA COME TURE BUDDY

    • @gummydragon7455
      @gummydragon7455 5 років тому

      Moon Child yessss there should be

    • @slavgamer3097
      @slavgamer3097 5 років тому +1

      Yo boi I'm at Disney right now !

    • @primepikachu5
      @primepikachu5 5 років тому +2

      I am only here to find out when steven goes to disney land, so he can shoot mickey

    • @djhomeslice7007
      @djhomeslice7007 5 років тому +2

      They need a by the way can you survive Disney land irl gag when the go 😂

    • @thatgirlendy5294
      @thatgirlendy5294 5 років тому

      And their faces better not be covered XD I want to see stephan's expression

  • @Midnight_Wolf13
    @Midnight_Wolf13 3 роки тому +71

    Stephen: mOrAliTy iS sTuPiD
    Patton Sanders: * cries in corner *

  • @a_j_all_day7382
    @a_j_all_day7382 5 років тому +704

    Stephen is my favorite mainly because he is the most relatable

  • @Борисстепанов-р1д
    @Борисстепанов-р1д 5 років тому +1316

    1. Shower.
    2. White clothes
    3. Supplies.
    4. Hideout.
    5. Get experienced people.
    6. Family?

    • @wolfe8427
      @wolfe8427 5 років тому +12

      All of that's good, but leave the related family and find the friends.

    • @user-yt2jc6yq2b
      @user-yt2jc6yq2b 5 років тому +7

      @Liam Dysart
      My friends are idiots nah boi
      We literally discussed it
      And they said the most dumb things ever xD

    • @erinpeppard7482
      @erinpeppard7482 5 років тому +4

      T•\

    • @codedmonster4-560
      @codedmonster4-560 5 років тому +10

      @@erinpeppard7482 in short term yes long term no as family is a lot easier to stay with as you are drawn to them plus its likely that you will be more civilised togather

    • @donfrekindie2205
      @donfrekindie2205 5 років тому +4

      Fuck family

  • @yukichan1630
    @yukichan1630 5 років тому +596

    Stephen: Do I have guns,do I have knives?
    Me : I thought Guns were too impersonal
    and knives are too informal.

  • @ManasiUnscripted
    @ManasiUnscripted 4 роки тому +63

    "First thing you do is take a shower"
    Ummmm Corona, is that you???

    • @AngelTorres-vm4nn
      @AngelTorres-vm4nn 3 роки тому +2

      You have been living in the past this video came out a long time ago before Corona

    • @ManasiUnscripted
      @ManasiUnscripted 3 роки тому +2

      @@AngelTorres-vm4nn I know this is from a long time ago. I can see the time it was posted you know. It just matched with the current situation that's why I said it.

    • @puppetplayz2455
      @puppetplayz2455 3 роки тому +2

      No this is fallout

  • @andrewknickerbocker314
    @andrewknickerbocker314 5 років тому +241

    "How dare you judge the color of my morality", best quote ever

  • @user-no9gf2rt8g
    @user-no9gf2rt8g 5 років тому +2074

    Stephen can’t kill someone with a knife, knives are too informal

    • @maddyterrell0
      @maddyterrell0 5 років тому +35

      In my dream, someone killed me with a knife, but then again I did break a lot of their bones...

    • @andloc9592
      @andloc9592 5 років тому +5

      BRING THAT BACK

    • @datboi2293
      @datboi2293 5 років тому +5

      @@maddyterrell0 h-how did you die .. Yet break their bones afterwards 😪

    • @maiajarvis404
      @maiajarvis404 5 років тому +24

      yeah but knives are more personal

    • @cascade5263
      @cascade5263 5 років тому +9

      Guns are too quick.

  • @_guerra4671
    @_guerra4671 5 років тому +4920

    Next episode should be "by the way, can u survive living with Stephen?"

    • @zm1639
      @zm1639 5 років тому +127

      No no you cannot

    • @yujian3745
      @yujian3745 5 років тому +22

      @@zm1639 He didn't ask if you will survive living with steven.

    • @yujian3745
      @yujian3745 5 років тому +7

      @Midori Gurin Wolf I'll kill sthepehn

    • @yujian3745
      @yujian3745 5 років тому +3

      @Midori Gurin Wolf I SAID I'LL KILL STEPHEN

    • @ANGEL-bx4il
      @ANGEL-bx4il 5 років тому

      No. No.

  • @vintagedigs2230
    @vintagedigs2230 4 роки тому +118

    Never in my life have a heard someone say "I'm gonna use my religion AS A WEAPON"

    • @sapphivre9617
      @sapphivre9617 3 роки тому +6

      Clearly you haven't met Hitler or the divine right of kings yet🤭

    • @BeelAki
      @BeelAki 3 роки тому

      @@sapphivre9617 Y only bad people? 💀

    • @sapphivre9617
      @sapphivre9617 3 роки тому

      @@BeelAki well the divine rights of king was bs but it wasn't necessarily "bad" lmao

    • @wingsofkuiper1841
      @wingsofkuiper1841 3 роки тому +5

      CLEARLY you haven't met a violently homophobic christian

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 роки тому +1

      hOmopHOBES quaking rn

  • @alfonsoalonzo
    @alfonsoalonzo 5 років тому +346

    Oh no the only guy with morals has been corrupted lol

  • @fish5095
    @fish5095 5 років тому +800

    *Behind the scenes*
    Steven: “Hey Daniel...”
    *cocks gun*
    Steven: “Take me to Disney Land.”

    • @derpypandaavatv4156
      @derpypandaavatv4156 5 років тому +10

      *D I S N E Y L A N D*

    • @ooga1
      @ooga1 5 років тому +4

      Good job. Your dad loves you

    • @gamerredoffical4385
      @gamerredoffical4385 5 років тому +5

      Daniel: oh hell no
      Steven: oh
      Breaking news Steven has kill all the USA people and now trump has been safe by Steven

    • @commentersatoshi8148
      @commentersatoshi8148 5 років тому +3

      @@derpypandaavatv4156 *D I D N E Y L E N D*

    • @ManixDash
      @ManixDash 5 років тому +3

      *cock*

  • @rukhsoran5109
    @rukhsoran5109 5 років тому +703

    in *Soviet Russia* the nuclear explosion *survives you*

  • @Div19857
    @Div19857 3 роки тому +66

    Daniel: "Who doesn't like audible?"
    Me: "Deaf people."

  • @nerdymooncat4210
    @nerdymooncat4210 5 років тому +406

    Stephen: Okay the color of my morality is pitch black, how dare you judge the color of my morality?
    Me: Someone had to say that, thank you!

  • @marihurley4504
    @marihurley4504 5 років тому +174

    Finally! Stephen is back to normal. That whole kindness thing last episode wasn’t working out

  • @thekingofnerds5308
    @thekingofnerds5308 5 років тому +707

    Steven has armed himself with the most dangerous weapon ever
    Religion

    • @AncaNicula2005
      @AncaNicula2005 5 років тому +16

      I thought Steven was the strongest weapon. And if you protect yourself with a Hosuh, you'll be invinsable. Nobody would shoot a cinnamon roll and also survive Steven's sassiness

    • @chronicrogue22
      @chronicrogue22 5 років тому +2

      THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

    • @venorabbit7335
      @venorabbit7335 5 років тому +1

      BANG! *This Is America*

    • @holyshaxx265
      @holyshaxx265 5 років тому

      You talking mad shit for someone in
      *CRUSADING DISTANCE*

    • @moochiemoocoochiecoo3105
      @moochiemoocoochiecoo3105 5 років тому

      stephen

  • @user-tq9sg6lv6q
    @user-tq9sg6lv6q 3 роки тому +11

    It's been too long since this happened. I miss Steven and Hosuh.

  • @zucchini4763
    @zucchini4763 5 років тому +147

    LET’S HIT ONE MILLION TO FINALLY SEE WHAT STEPHEN AND HOSUH LOOK LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 5 років тому +294

    Tod Howard wasn't lying when he said the next Fallout would have 16 times the detail

    • @mushroomflow8499
      @mushroomflow8499 5 років тому +4

      Todd never lies

    • @thottietoohottie1932
      @thottietoohottie1932 5 років тому +5

      And the best thing about it *IT JUST WORKS!!!*

    • @MosasaurMosasaur
      @MosasaurMosasaur 5 років тому

      Yespacito I can’t stop screaming about your name and profile picture

    • @lilytheflower-4004
      @lilytheflower-4004 5 років тому

      Mushroom Flow tell me lies tell me sweet little lies

    • @dreemingofu8318
      @dreemingofu8318 5 років тому

      Yeah, remember in all those post-nuclear war movies where you would see ghouls t-posing into the streets?

  • @ghostlemons5793
    @ghostlemons5793 5 років тому +15460

    By the way can you survive Stephen?

  • @haffaman2840
    @haffaman2840 4 роки тому +6

    5:26
    "Morality is stupid"
    I know Stephen was a genius but with this sentences he is my god he is absolutely right

  • @colleendevlin6
    @colleendevlin6 5 років тому +317

    8:53 with the gun he bought with his credit card

  • @benis9965
    @benis9965 5 років тому +264

    Lawful good, true neutral and chaotic evil all in the same video, this is beautiful

    • @david10monthsago2
      @david10monthsago2 5 років тому +2

      Benis your channel picture! Kira

    • @gglocki
      @gglocki 5 років тому

      Benis
      Stop copying

    • @benis9965
      @benis9965 5 років тому

      @@gglocki copying what?

    • @lmbusiness5300
      @lmbusiness5300 5 років тому +3

      Isn’t Hosuh neutral good and Dan lawful neutral?

  • @gerarddogarcia4793
    @gerarddogarcia4793 5 років тому +397

    When you said “where would you go to hide from radiation in New York” my sister said “China”

    • @Yental
      @Yental 5 років тому +30

      You can create a barrier out of humans against the radiation

    • @hokimaki1234
      @hokimaki1234 5 років тому +20

      I'd say the metro system. Video games taught me something. Yay

    • @nickguinyard4053
      @nickguinyard4053 5 років тому +9

      China Town?😂

    • @Lannist06
      @Lannist06 5 років тому +12

      OMG, YOUR SISTER IS TRUMP! "China."

    • @AlpenSkyWatcher
      @AlpenSkyWatcher 5 років тому +6

      It's not like the entirety of China is strategically important, right?

  • @rienn8559
    @rienn8559 3 роки тому +3

    Hosuh and Stephen were on the same level in this video.
    I love it.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +3772

    War... war never changes.

  • @flamgoscrashpad
    @flamgoscrashpad 4 роки тому +3238

    Me: *sees mushroom cloud*
    Classmates: *panicking*
    Teacher: THE BOMB DOSENT DISMISS YOU, I DO

  • @idontexistdoyou
    @idontexistdoyou 5 років тому +727

    Daniel is lawful good
    Hoasa (don't know how to spell it) is lawful nutrual
    Steven is chaotic evil

  • @Emburnn9999
    @Emburnn9999 3 роки тому +8

    Fun fact, that isn’t really fun: you’d need a gas mask and a hazmat suit in order to exit a building before 2 weeks, and you would still need an air tank in order to wait out the two weeks while indoors.

  • @i_fail_english2792
    @i_fail_english2792 5 років тому +3503

    Stephen: I shall use religion as a weapon.
    *throws Bible at someones head*

    • @kowhipp
      @kowhipp 5 років тому +73

      stabs someone with a cross

    • @Manilove223
      @Manilove223 5 років тому +60

      The power of Christ! XD

    • @jojoo5169
      @jojoo5169 5 років тому +48

      THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

    • @WeenDiggins
      @WeenDiggins 5 років тому +27

      BY THE POWER OF GOD-

    • @SaltinemyBeloved
      @SaltinemyBeloved 5 років тому +9

      666 likes

  • @Fallout_Survivor
    @Fallout_Survivor 5 років тому +256

    Steven is back to beeing the monster, the evil incarnated, the devil itself... welcome back Steven

    • @meh4315
      @meh4315 5 років тому +3

      Stephen*

    • @essixthefalcon8657
      @essixthefalcon8657 5 років тому +4

      Best Boi*

    • @gigiearth
      @gigiearth 5 років тому +2

      *being

    • @dominosisass
      @dominosisass 5 років тому +2

      *being
      Lol I guess I’m becoming one of those people

    • @moonrat1955
      @moonrat1955 5 років тому +2

      Lucas Brito Stephan is back to being the monster, the evil incarnated, and the devil himself...welcome back best boi.

  • @samdoezzzstuff
    @samdoezzzstuff 5 років тому +344

    “Stephen stop talking your killing my brain cells”
    -Daniel 2019

    • @arkhamshade2198
      @arkhamshade2198 5 років тому +4

      That's assuming Dan had any braincells in the first place.

    • @earthqu8
      @earthqu8 5 років тому +2

      *your’e
      Sorry.

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 5 років тому

      9:43

    • @memoshu1551
      @memoshu1551 5 років тому

      I was reading it while
      He said it 😂

  • @climescoot4536
    @climescoot4536 3 роки тому +3

    Just remembering the good times of the channel when everyone was together 🥲

  • @Crowstrove
    @Crowstrove 5 років тому +694

    Stephen's thoughts; man I really wanna kill someone.... But I reeeeeeallly wanna go to Disney Land!!!!!!
    Edit: where did these likes come from?

    • @kittenwithmittens6200
      @kittenwithmittens6200 5 років тому

      How to nuke your subs

    • @collecting_dust5552
      @collecting_dust5552 5 років тому +1

      Priorities

    • @deepant7036
      @deepant7036 5 років тому +4

      Let's kill someone in Disneyland

    • @XenoSFM
      @XenoSFM 5 років тому +2

      He could kill people in Disney land. O wait, I shouldn't give him any ideas.

    • @Crowstrove
      @Crowstrove 5 років тому

      ......
      Man you guys are violent

  • @mayylayy7137
    @mayylayy7137 5 років тому +167

    Daniel: *hide behind a thick wall of cement, anything that’s not wood*
    Stephen: * *covers windows of bunker with wood panels* *

    • @junoumatie
      @junoumatie 5 років тому +6

      Better than having windows that are thinner than the walls. Plus, they can have multiple layers depending on how much wood the have

    • @wabwitdoeslife9386
      @wabwitdoeslife9386 4 роки тому +1

      @@junoumatie Dude its a joke, don't take it too seriously

    • @junoumatie
      @junoumatie 4 роки тому +1

      @@wabwitdoeslife9386 i know. it's a funny joke actually! but i couldn't help myself and i wanted to write that cause that's my personality XD

  • @fang609
    @fang609 5 років тому +269

    A Nuclear War sounds like the perfect conditions to wake up the King Of Monsters. Especially considering how he absorbers radiation.

  • @rayenelarguet3350
    @rayenelarguet3350 2 роки тому +3

    I came back to this after a few years just in case.

  • @WeirdoInEverydayBlack
    @WeirdoInEverydayBlack 5 років тому +1046

    Dan- "The knocking stops..."
    Stephen- "Good"
    Hosuh- *laughs*
    I'm dead

  • @CulturalKR
    @CulturalKR 4 роки тому +914

    Stephen: “Thank god I don’t have to see Daniels ugly face anymore”
    Me:well this got awkward....

  • @maenliilneam
    @maenliilneam 5 років тому +152

    I'm really happy that Stephen is back

  • @melaniemickey1979
    @melaniemickey1979 2 роки тому

    first video of danplan i ever saw now they've been split apart, hosuh's gone for the military, stephen's quit danplan. it's nostalgic to watch this and oh how i miss them being together as such an immaculate bunch. this video motivated me to watch as many of their uploads as i could, man it was good times for sure.

    • @DiamondDepthYT
      @DiamondDepthYT 2 роки тому

      Hosuh's back though. He returned on Stephen's channel

    • @oddlyw1cked938
      @oddlyw1cked938 2 роки тому

      Yeaha its kinda nostalgic, but now hosuh is back and has his own channel

  • @chribu_
    @chribu_ 5 років тому +869

    Do "Can you survive the Hungergames"

  • @icuptoo2627
    @icuptoo2627 4 роки тому +1216

    Dan: "Black absorbs radiation"
    Me: **looks at skin** sh*t

    • @Noobykid9999
      @Noobykid9999 4 роки тому +91

      Not being racist but aren’t black people just brown? So that means your kinda safe because black is darker then brown

    • @infinityspartan2957
      @infinityspartan2957 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao damn

    • @cereal9879
      @cereal9879 4 роки тому +55

      @@Noobykid9999 Thats not racist at all saying something like "YOUR BLACK YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH US" Its ok

    • @Noobykid9999
      @Noobykid9999 4 роки тому +9

      Omen Xeno Goku God ok :) omg I just realized you can type while watching flamingo lol

    • @lavish_hair8378
      @lavish_hair8378 4 роки тому +6

      Me: *reads this* *Me looks at skin* *Final fantasy victory theme starts* *nuclear siren starts*

  • @r4nc1dd_
    @r4nc1dd_ 5 років тому +207

    I mean Stephen would probably kill the guy before he dies of radiation

  • @krizzycriste6994
    @krizzycriste6994 3 роки тому +3

    This is literally a life lesson

  • @jeremybozack5585
    @jeremybozack5585 5 років тому +83

    Thank God Stephen is back to normal.

    • @jeremybozack5585
      @jeremybozack5585 5 років тому

      @Just a Nobody couldn't care less

    • @sspectre8217
      @sspectre8217 5 років тому +2

      Just a Nobody He’s being slowly corrupted

  • @mostwanted8240
    @mostwanted8240 5 років тому +499

    Nobody:
    Absolutely NOBODY:
    Stephen: HoW DaRe yOu?

  • @IDK_Frisbee
    @IDK_Frisbee 5 років тому +295

    Morality is dumb. Don't talk that way about Patton

  • @TheTopHatFiend
    @TheTopHatFiend 5 місяців тому +1

    To be honest Stephen probably would with his answers and would become a raider from fallout and hosuh is like his back up for like convincing others to let them in.

  • @lokilaufeyson9782
    @lokilaufeyson9782 5 років тому +806

    Dan: that's still racist against every other color
    Steven: ...
    Steven: Your face

    • @randomcatmeow1394
      @randomcatmeow1394 5 років тому +36

      Truly the greatest comeback in the history of humanity

    • @funnyhahaman6603
      @funnyhahaman6603 5 років тому +4

      *Stephen

    • @deacored
      @deacored 5 років тому +8

      Randomcat Meow ahh but it know a better comeback...
      no u

    • @sultanalshamsi7629
      @sultanalshamsi7629 5 років тому

      Jazzy Jade no it’s Steven Stephan is something else and you spelt it wrong

    • @funnyhahaman6603
      @funnyhahaman6603 5 років тому +2

      @@sultanalshamsi7629 no, it's Stephen

  • @turnip3914
    @turnip3914 4 роки тому +1216

    *” I choose white because, white makes right”*
    -Stephen

  • @ninjawizard8290
    @ninjawizard8290 5 років тому +126

    This is like a D&D that keeps going horribly wrong

  • @RayAnimations..
    @RayAnimations.. 2 роки тому +5

    This aged well in 2022

  • @bibtheapple6215
    @bibtheapple6215 4 роки тому +275

    _Black Clothing tends to absorb more radiation_
    *Goths: Well, f*ck*

    • @gravezplayz4411
      @gravezplayz4411 3 роки тому +11

      Goths want to die either way
      🔫🔫

    • @ESXPER
      @ESXPER 3 роки тому +6

      @@gravezplayz4411 HELP

    • @keeth-
      @keeth- 3 роки тому +4

      @@gravezplayz4411 I'M SOBBING SHAHAHAHA

  • @SwarthySSJ
    @SwarthySSJ 5 років тому +286

    I love how over the years Steven has slowly been corrupting Hosuh

    • @TheZephyrsWind
      @TheZephyrsWind 5 років тому +28

      Our poor innocent Hosuh.

    • @sugarh.i.t.9297
      @sugarh.i.t.9297 5 років тому +15

      Nuuuuuuuuuui hosuh D: *whispers: you are now one of ussssssss >:3*

    • @chickenwaffles
      @chickenwaffles 5 років тому +4

      Glad you noticed.

    • @vanguard616
      @vanguard616 5 років тому +7

      @@TheZephyrsWind Our delicate piece of bread that is Hosuh

    • @wkms09
      @wkms09 5 років тому

      What about Daniel? The guy literally praises morale

  • @sahi0807
    @sahi0807 5 років тому +761

    What happened to friendship is magic Stephen?

    • @Crowstrove
      @Crowstrove 5 років тому +31

      Mintie Pie
      Go away my little pony... Never return * pulls out gun*

    • @lynxcrzy4875
      @lynxcrzy4875 5 років тому +24

      Friendship is Violence is the right stephen
      Edit:if anyone thinks that i copied this line from somewhere then you are right just wanna be honest

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 5 років тому +9

      He’s back to normal the friendship is magic Stephen was kinda scary and terrifying

    • @Dulu-o6u
      @Dulu-o6u 5 років тому +3

      Christmas is over.

    • @thatoneravenclaw417
      @thatoneravenclaw417 5 років тому

      @@maem7462 ya

  • @blazingblizzard4929
    @blazingblizzard4929 2 роки тому +8

    I love how Stephen replaces curses with Daniel's face😂

  • @potato_caitlyn2196
    @potato_caitlyn2196 5 років тому +1721

    The moral of the story is
    Don’t knock on Stevens door..

    • @ArkhamMaster.
      @ArkhamMaster. 5 років тому +25

      Yeah ring the door bell

    • @azureaqua_1177
      @azureaqua_1177 5 років тому +4

      Arkham Master8171
      Pff- Haha!

    • @Clipz836
      @Clipz836 5 років тому +2

      That is true 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

    • @violetlover3628
      @violetlover3628 5 років тому +3

      Take all weapons from Steven

    • @arig6050
      @arig6050 5 років тому +2

      Ok then I'll bang on the door

  • @blacbrd
    @blacbrd 5 років тому +155

    Wait, the guns have the danplan symbol on them
    Does that mean...
    *BANG*

  • @prestongarvey8884
    @prestongarvey8884 4 роки тому +346

    "I'm glad I'm blind so I don't have to see Daniel's stupid face." Damn now I know how Stephen hated Daniel

    • @Patsharpie2004
      @Patsharpie2004 4 роки тому +1

      Preston Garvey don’t you have a settlement to help?

    • @prestongarvey8884
      @prestongarvey8884 4 роки тому +1

      @@Patsharpie2004 nope

    • @amandabuck1375
      @amandabuck1375 4 роки тому

      @@prestongarvey8884 what happened to it?

    • @prestongarvey8884
      @prestongarvey8884 4 роки тому

      @@amandabuck1375 it got overrun by ghouls

    • @amandabuck1375
      @amandabuck1375 4 роки тому

      @@prestongarvey8884 ah makes sense, I hate those things

  • @kokichioma7424
    @kokichioma7424 3 роки тому +4

    god this hit so hatd now that Steven left and holsa went to war

    • @salpauses
      @salpauses 3 роки тому +1

      he didnt go to war 💀 he went to the military, some of the military doesnt go in war