@@LucarioDoT I play Shogun 2, the vanilla one, no modes. At first, I thought naval thing is important especially when prevent naval landing. Then I realized, if you want to naval supremacy it is impossible if you not christian. Therefore, if I stay buddhist or Ikko Ikki, I rather put strong garrison on coastal province Rather rely on navy stopping those. Because naval in shogun 2 is lame and for me it is sucks. Basically just floating box boarding etc. No cannon except nanban trade ship which you need to convert to christianity. The point is, you don't need navy at all to win the game, but having naval supremacy is good too although it is not necessary.
@@Monke-fj2qz That and there was a for the Japanese unfortunate difference in the basic hull designs used. See the Japanese, with their long tradition of and penchant for boarding action, used sharp-keeled "V" profile bottoms - those are great for straight speed (thus closing the distance quickly) but not so much agility and turning radius. The Koreans OTOH used the typical continental Asian flat-bottomed junk hull type - not as fast but rather stable and with good turning characteristics. (We may incidentally note that large modern warships of the classic big-gun era used similarly boxlike hull profiles for similar reasons.) In practice this meant the Koreans could usually sail rings around the Japanese and merrily blast away with their cannon. (And THEN you had the practically un-boardable turtle ships...) IIRC their few serious naval losses were all due to dumbass admirals who had the bright idea to engage in narrow waters where the agility advantage was negated and the Japanese could thus actually reliably get into boarding range.
Mori: We specialize in naval warfare, we rule the seas! Other clans: Aren't 90% of our engagements on land though? Mori:....Bring the nanban ship's cannon's to land
Mori: We're the master of the sea! Also Mori: *rebuild European Warships which actually sailin' across the globe* Am I the only one who finds that kinda ironic?
@@Pilps historically the Japanese tried to take on a Portuguese trade ship With thousands of small ships made of shitty bamboo and paper walls They all got blown to shit and the trade ship only had one wounded man While the entire Japanese fleet was sunk
@@aldrichbalnazzar8214 in all seriousness tho the canon balls were stuffed With sawdust and scraps since they were low on gunpowder And only used few amounts of gunpowder the sawdust and scraps turned into shrapnel and killed the Japanese sailors Who had ships made of bamboo paper halls
Junkrats "I'VE GOT A IDEA!" form overwatch. The hole line is "There's TWO things that solve every problem: money, and explosives! I'VE GOT A IDEA!" (Just if anyone wanted to know.)
Portuguese : Convert to Christianity, we have cannon and guns. Mori : *Smiles* Portuguese : We also have ship with cannon. Mori : *SMILES INTENSIFIES* Portuguese : Im also sending a huge black ship to tour Japan. Mori : *orgasm*
*"We.... are the defenders of Humanity. We, are the Emperor's blazing sword, and the Imperium's crushing fist. Hundreds of billions of hands ready to die in the vast, unforgiving space. We are... the Imperial Navy!"* (What do you mean, 'Wrong Emperor?!')
Christian Missionaires: Can I interest you in my religion? Mori: *Stares* Christian Missionaires: *whispers* We have guns Mori, with a Texan accent: Praise Jesus!! Hallelujah!
Just in time as I finally beat my first campaign as the Tokugawa. Fun fact: Tokugawa mounted gunners don't need any formation for a full volley as they somehow don't hit eachother. AND they can fire and RELOAD WHILE MOVING. This means if you can keep your infantry alive while you micro you essentially have an m60 machine gun mounted on horseback which can melt enemy cavalry and bodyguard squads
"My lord, we need a plan to win this war!" "Ok, so.. we grab the cannons on our ships and in the Wako's ships... and we use them on the enemy! Also, we could just take our sailors and send them to land." "MY LORD! GENIUS!"
13:13 First Cannonball: *Hits the bridge to make lots of guys fall into the water.* Second Cannonball: *Hits the falling troops to flex while kill stealing.*
"We shall rule the waves" Cit. Some English admiral(ops wrong game) I have not see the video yet but that samurai jack sparrow with a blessed gun powder bum stick, it is all i need, for now
Yet another masterpiece! How many more of these can Pilps put out? Whadduya mean there's just 2 left?!?! Uesugi and Meh-gawa! Those monks better be ready for the finale
@@Pilps Pilps: I like those guns. Enemies: *sweating* Pilps: Next is Fall of the Samurai. Enemies: Oh no... Pilps: Haha, Armstrong, go boom. Enemies: We survived! Wait, what is that noi- Pilps: HAHA, GATLING, GO BRRRRRT
@@Pilps the mori rule the seas, cant complain. cinematic masterpiece and the perfect tribute to 10 years of shogun 2. 17:00 was a sight to behold, goddamn. also the nicholas cage on the open sea and the patriot cannonball decapitation had me rolling.
I've binged all your videos up to this one. Fantastic editing! What I appreciated in this one was the added context of things like religious conversion and the stages of your conquests. In fact, I think I would like to see more context. Maybe giving a little more indication where on the map your armies are and give a little build up to your battles with the larger factions to build up the larger battles.
Well, you said, and I quote: "i'm just going to convert straight away to Christianity so i can have nanban trade ships and basically be pirates of Japan" And you did exactly that. Good job and great vid, Pilps!
What a great video, I'm glad we got to hang out with MrSmartDonkey on his live stream this week. Happy Anniversary Shogun 2! May we all live to see many more great years to come.
Time: *Runs out* Littery thousands of battle harden men: Understandable have a great day Side note how does your computer handle that many men? My PC could bearly handle 2 and half thousands men
@@kostwave4ever651 actually when a battle begins 300 CA employees dressed as winged hussars rush from the nearest hq and punt the attacker into the ground
@@kostwave4ever651 yeah but the guy littery had a few dudes left. Even on low supplise the larger force should in theory be able to quickly shank the remaining enemise or atleast be able to claim victory over the fort as they are already there and inside the fort outnumbering the defenders I mean he only had 15 guys left
I forgot to say, Shogun 2 became 10 Years old Yesterday! Happy Birthday Total War: Shogun 2, thank you for the memories!
Thank you!
Happy birthday SHOGUN 2!!!!!
Yoooooooooooooo
Hey quick question how are you running shogun? Is it with the last flash file? Or can the game be run without it?
If only the mp could be revived. Oh well, thanks CA for the awesome game!
Tokugawa and Uesugi when?
the only video that showed naval battles
I saw a lot of comments asking for them and although they can be quite boring, i had to include them, it is the Mori! :D
@@Pilps the naval war seems boring, not like fall of samurai I think, but it fits with the theme as a Mori Clan led by Mori Sparrow 😂😂
It's the only clan that really cares about naval battles
@@LucarioDoT I play Shogun 2, the vanilla one, no modes. At first, I thought naval thing is important especially when prevent naval landing. Then I realized, if you want to naval supremacy it is impossible if you not christian. Therefore, if I stay buddhist or Ikko Ikki, I rather put strong garrison on coastal province Rather rely on navy stopping those. Because naval in shogun 2 is lame and for me it is sucks. Basically just floating box boarding etc. No cannon except nanban trade ship which you need to convert to christianity. The point is, you don't need navy at all to win the game, but having naval supremacy is good too although it is not necessary.
@@Pilps k wish naval battles were better in Shogun 2
Mori when they see a bigger clan: So where’s China again
*Nanban Trade Ships INTENSIFIES!!*
"You have a hundred men, we have a thousand!"
"...Yea, but my hundred men are on a modern warship, while your 1000 men are on floating shitboxes."
@@TheDownrankTrain 'Bout how it went in Hideyoshi's Bizarre Korean Adventure too.
@@broadbandislife
"Noooo you can't just sit back and shoot us with your cannons!"
"Ha ha better ship tech go brrrrr"
@@Monke-fj2qz That and there was a for the Japanese unfortunate difference in the basic hull designs used. See the Japanese, with their long tradition of and penchant for boarding action, used sharp-keeled "V" profile bottoms - those are great for straight speed (thus closing the distance quickly) but not so much agility and turning radius. The Koreans OTOH used the typical continental Asian flat-bottomed junk hull type - not as fast but rather stable and with good turning characteristics. (We may incidentally note that large modern warships of the classic big-gun era used similarly boxlike hull profiles for similar reasons.)
In practice this meant the Koreans could usually sail rings around the Japanese and merrily blast away with their cannon. (And THEN you had the practically un-boardable turtle ships...) IIRC their few serious naval losses were all due to dumbass admirals who had the bright idea to engage in narrow waters where the agility advantage was negated and the Japanese could thus actually reliably get into boarding range.
The convert Christianity mechanic in a nutshell: Okay, I love Jesus. Now give me gun!
PRAISE JESUS AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!
And also nanban trade ships, which is second best ship in game, after the Black Ship
@@Pilps have your of our lord and savior 556
That DOES seem to be about 90% of these Shogun 2 "experience" videos...not complaining, just observing :P
@@Pilps AND WE'LL STAY FREE!
Mori: We specialize in naval warfare, we rule the seas!
Other clans: Aren't 90% of our engagements on land though?
Mori:....Bring the nanban ship's cannon's to land
Cannons go BRRRR
Brits:look at this lil dude
Long live Mori ingenuity
Ottomans who used ships on land: Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!
@@VUVUZELA521mehmed II be like
Emperor: “You are without doubt the worst clan I have ever heard of”
Mori clan: “But you have *heard* of me”
*cannon explosions in the distance*
Heh heh, i like this comment.
Cannons go *BRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
The perfect comment doesn’t exis…
🤣🤣🤣
Emperor: How could I not, when you keep exploding everything!!!!
Mori: *gets Nanban ships*
Also Mori: *smiles*
Also Mori: *gets The Black Ship*
Also Mori: *SMILING INTENSIFIES*
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
Nein Mein Mine
Mori: We're the master of the sea!
Also Mori: *rebuild European Warships which actually sailin' across the globe*
Am I the only one who finds that kinda ironic?
@@DaroriDerEinzige the final piece that makes them the true masters.
m.ua-cam.com/video/DEbkQzaAnTU/v-deo.html
Mori: do like ships cause you will
Loads cannons with malicious intent
*Nanban Trade Ships INTENSIFIES!*
@@Pilps historically the Japanese tried to take on a Portuguese trade ship
With thousands of small ships made of shitty bamboo and paper walls
They all got blown to shit and the trade ship only had one wounded man
While the entire Japanese fleet was sunk
They are christians, so i would say that those cannons are loaded with religious intents
@@craimaxblack they were loaded with holy cannon balls
@@aldrichbalnazzar8214 in all seriousness tho the canon balls were stuffed With sawdust and scraps since they were low on gunpowder
And only used few amounts of gunpowder the sawdust and scraps turned into shrapnel and killed the Japanese sailors
Who had ships made of bamboo paper halls
Mori: There’s TWO things that solve every problem: money, and explosives!
YOU FORGOT THE GUNS AND THE RUM!!!
...and we happen to have both!
@@Pilps those are just alternative versions of the same solutions
Junkrats "I'VE GOT A IDEA!" form overwatch. The hole line is "There's TWO things that solve every problem: money, and explosives! I'VE GOT A IDEA!" (Just if anyone wanted to know.)
I'VE GOT AN IDEA!!!!!
Portuguese : Convert to Christianity, we have cannon and guns.
Mori : *Smiles*
Portuguese : We also have ship with cannon.
Mori : *SMILES INTENSIFIES*
Portuguese : Im also sending a huge black ship to tour Japan.
Mori : *orgasm*
*PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!*
@@Pilps AND WE'LL ALL STAY FREE!!!
@@Pilps "The only gods here are the gods of japan!" Some monk.
@@maxshafer7287 wait, what about the buddhist ones??? that are technically of indian origins
@@shanedoesyoutube8001 Eh monks are monks. Plus Inda is in asia, and asia is Sibera, China, Inda, and Japan.
So apparently Christian Mori is just roleplaying as Portugal
Gotta make up for Empire Total War
That would be the Ottomo with their Portuguese Tercos
Mori larping as Portuguese
When u get the portuguese tercos + the carabelas, y just role playing conquistador at that point
Painting things red makes things go faster, which include the velocity of cannon balls and the conquest of Japan
It just works!
'Ed 'uns go fasta! WAAAAGH!
@@davidb3155 WAAAAAAGH!!!
“Krumped Himself.”
Gundam reference?
Mori: Like boats.
Also Mori: Likes guns
Introducing: The gunboat.
_Open the country. Stop having it be closed._
*tf2 meet the team intro*
SHUT UP AND TAKE OUR GOLD!!!!
@@handlesarecringe957
*[Said the United States]*
@@constantinethegreat6713 *ok said Japan*
Other clans: Fun, albeit repetitive land battles
Mori: *row,* *row,* *row* *your* *boat*
Heh heh, i like this comment
Oda: "You are the worst pirate I've ever heard of"
Mori: "but you heard of me"
yes we all know the quote, its only been posted in this comment chain over 100 times
Virgin Shogun 2 Mori: I lIkE BoAtS
Chad Fall of the Samurai Mori (Choshu): WE ARE THE EMPEROR'S FURY!
*Nanban Trade Ships INTENSIFIES!!*
*"We.... are the defenders of Humanity. We, are the Emperor's blazing sword, and the Imperium's crushing fist. Hundreds of billions of hands ready to die in the vast, unforgiving space. We are... the Imperial Navy!"*
(What do you mean, 'Wrong Emperor?!')
@@Pilps oh can we see fall of samurai of Choshu? EMPEROR'S FURY YELLING BANZAI?
@@ladywaffle2210 i think what they mean to say is that is not the emperor, is the God Emperor, that, or we should prepare a new purge
@@ladywaffle2210 GOD I wish there's a Japanese themed Imperial Guard, THEY FIT SO WELL, dying for the Emperor, ALSO MELEE ENTHUSIASTS
That cannon barrage that killed an *entire* wall?
A thing of beauty.
Just saw this in the video. My jaw dropped.
3:56 literally liquifies the general and half of hes guard while slautering the enemy soldiers
The narrator: *cutting blow!*
MUSKET GO BRRRRRRRRRR
@@Pilps just imagine some guy in a a10 time travels
A new god is formed
How to win as Mori
Step 1; Become Otomo
2:21 what is the name of that troop
@@mrdude1853 Wako Raiders I think
@@aidenlapina2614 how do you get them
@@mrdude1853 you need the dlc
@@aidan1663 witch one
Christian Missionaires: Can I interest you in my religion?
Mori: *Stares*
Christian Missionaires: *whispers* We have guns
Mori, with a Texan accent: Praise Jesus!! Hallelujah!
PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
@@Pilps you forgot the Holy Oil to burn the clans
Just in time as I finally beat my first campaign as the Tokugawa.
Fun fact: Tokugawa mounted gunners don't need any formation for a full volley as they somehow don't hit eachother. AND they can fire and RELOAD WHILE MOVING. This means if you can keep your infantry alive while you micro you essentially have an m60 machine gun mounted on horseback which can melt enemy cavalry and bodyguard squads
PRAISE BE TO GUNPOWDER AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!!
This is giving me mongol flashbacks
@@excessivedeusvulter8739 crying in hunnic death stacks
@@excessivedeusvulter8739 more like camel gunner flashbacks...
also reminded me of cossack gunners in Stainless Steel.
The only thing I can say to your enemies: “momento MORI , bastards!”
That's a quality comment 😂🏆
русскоговорящим ку
@@mereanamordegard848 здорово, комрад
@@mrbencroft8251 “that guy”, who don’t read other comments😂
MEMEnto Mori
That "Gun Hill" was just glorious...brought a tear to my eye.
Mori: "We will drown you in our seamen."
Heh heh! ...... *wu- WAIT!*
Average Mori Fan: “We are masters of the sea!”
Typical Ottomo Enjoyer: *laughs in Matchlock boat*
Guns go *BRRRRRRRRR*
This little part of my life is called happiness
I appreciate this, i'm glad you enjoy the videos! :)
@@Pilps No, thanks to you for making this content, greetings from Colombia :D
@@gg617 shameful dispray
Happiness is only achieved by Cocaina
@@nicholasthuya7683 Stfu and pass the powder
“That’s the greatest Wako I’ve ever seen!” - some shogun probably
Heh heh ;D
So it would seem 👀
The Mori really do have the best Seamen in Japan.
Heh heh, semen
@@Pilps *LAUGH NOW*
And always looking for fertile lands
I mean,my Motonari kept making them more often than the younger ones.
I always see them swabbing up the poop deck
Shogun 2: Has a wide variety of units and different Japanese melee weapons and other ranged units
Pilp: ahah Gun go bang bang
Mori:
Ships with fire arrows, my love.
Ships with cannons, my God.
Can't break the geneva convention if it didn't exist yet
Probably there wouldn't be a problem whatsoever😅
Well well well another masterpiece to observe during online classes.
I'm with ya
Unmute your mic and play it loudspeakers, i dare you!
Aaaayeeeee
@@Pilps wowowo calm down satan
For educational purpose only ofc.
Every other clan seeing Mori let the foreigners more and more into their culture: Are you mad?!
Mori: Ha! Afraid te get WeT?
"I have a jar of gunpowder, I have a jar of gunpowder and guess what's inside it!"
Heh heh i see what you did there!
More Gunpowder?
@@renareanger7738 Good guess, but no. It’s *The Bible*
Mori after baptizing and getting guns: the Lord judges, I send the daimyos to Him
Cannons go *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
6:36 that’s what we call a ‘Japanese wave’ at a football game.
Heh heh, cannonball make samurai go fly
Mori's huge achievements are: "borrowing" the black ship, becoming the Shogun of Japan, *PAINTING THE TORRENT BUTTON RED*
DON'T FORGET THE CANNONS!!
Mori: boaaaats
Shimazu: I spoke to my therapist and now we both want to besiege you
"My lord, how many times must you make me say the enemy general has fallen?"
- The Japan Man
The poor advisor. Bound to always give advice to every general
I always found it funny to call the Black Ship the Black Pearl for ultimate Pirates memes.
Jack Sparrow would be proud!
Oh happy days! The lord has blessed us with more meme!
*Blunderbuss Wako's INTENSIFIES*
Teacher: We're going to japan
Girls: Omg! So much culture and beautiful sightseeing
Boys:
samurai: trains the way of the sword all his life
gunpowder: I'm about to end this man's whole career
*PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!*
"My lord, we need a plan to win this war!"
"Ok, so.. we grab the cannons on our ships and in the Wako's ships... and we use them on the enemy! Also, we could just take our sailors and send them to land."
"MY LORD! GENIUS!"
Mori : we are samurai, we can't use that barbarous "gun thing"
*few seconds later*
Mori : EKSUPUROOOOSHION
Aight lemme get my trade ships-
*Nanban Trade Ships INTENSIFIES!*
Why yes, we are very interested in “TRADE.”
@@morganwithaneevee246 Trading OUR cannonballs for YOUR lives
-hello, Jack Sparrow!
-Captain Jack Sparrow.
*Loads Blunderbuss*
"You're the worst samurai I've ever heard of."
"But you have heard of me."
Everybody gangsta till the pirate ship starts screaming "Banzai!"
13:13 First Cannonball: *Hits the bridge to make lots of guys fall into the water.*
Second Cannonball: *Hits the falling troops to flex while kill stealing.*
i feel like the mori went from "plucky underdogs"
to the monstrous villains
around the half way point of this video...
"We shall rule the waves"
Cit. Some English admiral(ops wrong game)
I have not see the video yet but that samurai jack sparrow with a blessed gun powder bum stick, it is all i need, for now
Blunderbuss go BRRRRRRR
Mori nanban trade ship
Sabaton: Bismarck INTENSIFIES
(if you know the lyrics, you will understand why I put this here)
@@sannyer633 ah....
A fellow man of culture as well, here a shot of whisky and a cigar
@@giovannicostantini1637 cheers
Yet another masterpiece! How many more of these can Pilps put out? Whadduya mean there's just 2 left?!?! Uesugi and Meh-gawa! Those monks better be ready for the finale
Only two more yes! But i shall be going onto Fall of the Samurai once i'm done with shogun 2! :D
@@Pilps Oh no I'm not ready yet for coastal bombardment Pilps-kun!
@@Pilps DO IT. MAKE THE RIFLES SING.
I can't wait to see what you do with Armstrong guns.
@@Pilps Pilps: I like those guns.
Enemies: *sweating*
Pilps: Next is Fall of the Samurai.
Enemies: Oh no...
Pilps: Haha, Armstrong, go boom.
Enemies: We survived! Wait, what is that noi-
Pilps: HAHA, GATLING, GO BRRRRRT
3:08 those bridges are destructible WTF????
also waiting for muh fire bomb kobayas alright here i go hitting play
I honestly didn't know either! And the fire bomb kobayas aha.... about- well .... this is awkward.
*Over excessive use of Nanban Trade Ships instead*
@@Pilps the mori rule the seas, cant complain.
cinematic masterpiece and the perfect tribute to 10 years of shogun 2. 17:00 was a sight to behold, goddamn. also the nicholas cage on the open sea and the patriot cannonball decapitation had me rolling.
@@Volound he big man himself is here
Also I would like to ask you
Is atilla somewhat better than Rome 2
Thank you! 😂 I’m glad you enjoyed the video dude, it means a lot!
@@Pilps would you try empire total
War the buggiest and most broken but
Still a decent total war game if you were offered the Argentinian stock market
I've binged all your videos up to this one. Fantastic editing! What I appreciated in this one was the added context of things like religious conversion and the stages of your conquests. In fact, I think I would like to see more context. Maybe giving a little more indication where on the map your armies are and give a little build up to your battles with the larger factions to build up the larger battles.
Gotta love when the entire enemy army routs right into your murder funnel
We couldnt wait any Mori
THIS GUY AND HIS PUNS, I CAN'T ESCAPE THEM, HE'S EVERYWHERE, HELP ME!!!
@@Pilps He is sans!
Otomo: we are the strongest fire power clan among all of them!!
Mori: think again buddy.
*BLUNDERBUSS WAKO'S INTENSIFIES!!!*
AHAHAHA THATS SO TRUE
6:36 that was probably the most beautiful artillery shot i've seen in a total war game.
Yeah i was so satisfied when i saw it happen aha
When Mori neighbors forgot to pay their property tax to the Mori.
2:05 It is really insane, I felt this moment as I was you, well done!
My butt clenched so much in this siege defence!
This better have some Calliope Mori references im telling you...
Well this is awkward
Or Kanata Soran Bushi refrence
Good to know that there's some HoloFans in here
Now we are ready to head for the Horn
Weigh hey, roll and go
Our boots and our clothes boys are all in the pawn
To be rollickin’ randy dandy oh!
*Nanban Trade Ships INTENSIFIES!!*
The IA in this game is like "Yeah, dont worry, launch the cavalry against a wall of muskets and acient shotguns, ill be fine"
Haha 😂 Guns go brrrrrrrr
In all my years playing Shogun 2 I never knew cannons could blow up bridges you sir have taught me something new thank you .you’ve earned a sub .
Everyone gangsta till you get murked by a traders with literal rifles
"Do what you want cause a pirate is free!"
- the Mori probably
Another Shogun 2 masterpiece I see
Featuring full Mori guide:
- Money
- Ships
- Guns
- More guns and explosives
Solves every problem
You forgot Jesus!
@@Pilps oh hell yeah Jesus ⛪️
18:00 that moment when you trade with the Portuguese, but you still want to steal their ship
*OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!!!*
16:17 when you bring colonial war to medieval samurai
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM
*Wako's INTENSIFIES!*
those 2 dislikes are from the portugese you stole a ship from
Well, you said, and I quote: "i'm just going to convert straight away to Christianity so i can have nanban trade ships and basically be pirates of Japan"
And you did exactly that.
Good job and great vid, Pilps!
Heh heh! Cannons go *BRRRRRR*
Mori when charged by multiple enemies: WE ARE A WALL, WE DO NOT BUDGE. WE. ARE. SKITARII.
What a great video, I'm glad we got to hang out with MrSmartDonkey on his live stream this week. Happy Anniversary Shogun 2! May we all live to see many more great years to come.
I could only stop by shortly to say a few things in his stream! And yes! And more videos to come too!
Bruh that mori's legs though
*THIS IS NOT OK! THI-*
Another video full of explosions, another like.
PRAISE BE TO GUNPOWDER AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!!
War crimes: *exists*
Total War: The Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion!
Heh heh
Geneva Opinion
Warriors:) : "when the war is having law?"
15:40
I actually spewed my drink.
PRAISE JESUS AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!
This cinematography and editing is pretty impressive for such an old game. WEll done
Eh Jack Sparrow Just today I downloaded all the films in the pirate of the Caribbean saga
I'm somewhat of a Pirate myself!
@@Pilps Nice if I were a pirate I would be like Barbossa
We have been blessed!
BY GUNPOWDER!!!
@@Pilps sanctified by dynamite some might say
Captain
Ye- Yeah?
LOOOOOK
😂
*OH FOCK!!!*
Plot twist: Jack sparrow is the Admiral of the Mori
Chinese: *Invents Gunpowder*
Mongolia: *Takes Gunpowder to Europe*
Europeans: *Buys Gunpowder, and invents guns*
Japanese: *Buy guns, and convert to Christianity*
YES
Boat go splash
Cannon go BOOM
Time: *Runs out*
Littery thousands of battle harden men: Understandable have a great day
Side note how does your computer handle that many men? My PC could bearly handle 2 and half thousands men
They probably get exhausted after the time passes or it has to do with resource management of the army, who knows? Anytime it can be reverted🙂
@@kostwave4ever651 actually when a battle begins 300 CA employees dressed as winged hussars rush from the nearest hq and punt the attacker into the ground
@@kostwave4ever651 yeah but the guy littery had a few dudes left. Even on low supplise the larger force should in theory be able to quickly shank the remaining enemise or atleast be able to claim victory over the fort as they are already there and inside the fort outnumbering the defenders
I mean he only had 15 guys left
I though you are abandon youtube T_T good to see you again
No no just some real life stuff caught up with me! :D
Pirates of the Caribbean=exists
Mori= HA PATHETIC
Nanban Trade Ships go *BRRRRRRRRRRR*
13:32 felt like the end of an intro to a total war, 10/10 would recommend
That siege defense at 1:57 was absolutely insane. If you hadn’t recorded it, I would have thought you were making it up.
11:00 Bro that’s some Total War Napoleon strategies right there
*BLUNDERBUSS GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
1:20 Mori: OH YEAAH
Me playing Tokugawa: F*CK
16:40 The high ground at work
The Mori Empire requires a calliope.
Lmao
When everyone else is playing shogun but ur playing Napoleon.
pirates : we want booty, the shooty and rum.
feudal japan : sake rhymes nicer.
pirates : ok we want booty, the shooty and the SAKEEEE
Heh heh Blunderbuss go *BRRRRRR*
NGL, Mori soldiers legit look a bit like pirate samurai.
5:55 Diplomatic reputation: *Dies from Cringe*
Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?
Daimyo Beckett
19:39 lmao that guy. Just a moment in the mori experience