You’ve fallen into the Mortimer zone, its the place we all fall into at some point where we think everything Bob says is true coz his stories are so mental and then before you know it he’s got you to swing in the opposite direction and doubt him only for him to get you again and on it goes, forever 😂
Bob is the man we all wish we could be. As you guys have said, I'd love to spend an evening with him down the pub and just listen to tales of his youth. 😂
Fun fact: The reporters named "Caramel" and "Waffle" are 100% real, from Middlesbrough at the time. Bob mentions this in his autobiography (which is a great read, By-The-Way :) )
pretty sure all the names of his true stories are real. although the one with the teacher he apparently misremembered the name, as I saw someone correcting the name... there was like one letter wrong or something
Tattooing a dog was a joke in this context. FYI, dogs (and many pets DO get tattooed by a vet for ID purposes). Also, he did NOT piss on cereal, it was a joke.
Also F1 cars obviously don't have passenger seats or glove boxes 😂.. American's just don't seem to be able to get sarcasm. Not just these boys but all of them.
You need to watch Gone Fishing. Bob and his best friend Paul Whitehouse together are just an amazing pair comedy wise. You will just love their friendship and humour.
Bob Mortimer as a extremely wild expansive brain thought process, his quick thinking is brilliant. same as his comedy partner Vic Reeves and the great Sean Locke.
Bob is completely mad, but in a wonderfully friendly and very English eccentric way. Never ask him someone's name! Bob used to have a comedy partnership with Vic Reeves, which was one of the most surreal things ever shown on television. And yup, he's from Middlesbrough. To someone from the UK his accent is so obviously not London that it got a laugh from the audience. Happy Christmas guys!
Merry Christmas to both of you and your families. It’s strange to think but you guys have been a feature of my day to day since way back when. When Spencer would shout ‘demonetised!’. 😂 Lots of love and appreciation to you guys, all the best wishes for Xmas and a happy new year! :)
@@EmbraceTheSuck21 Guys I’m there till the end of the line. Lots of love guys. Would love to enjoy a few pints with you both. That’s British pints btw 😉
You must check out his tv series with Paul Whitehouse called Gone Fishing They have both had serious heart issues and this series is all about them helping each other through it It’s about the funniest thing I’ve seen it’s a mix of sadness and humour But unmissable
Try watching him in his program gone fishing where they talk men’s heath problems while bob gets excited fishing and falling over. Never knew I would watch a program about fishing.
I’ve had the good fortunes to see Vic an Bob live twice. Bob is a true national treasure. You should check out a clip of him playing ‘The Croc Botherer’. You won’t be disappointed.😂😂👍
Solicitors and Barristers are the traditional division of labour between lawyers in the British court system. Iirc, Solictors are the ones who are supposed to work with clients and specialise in the paperwork and research and finding the precedents and preparing legal documents, and Barristers are the ones who specialise in courtroom performance and procedure and protocol. So if someone is wealthy enough to be able to hire multiple lawyers, they'd have one of each. There are more solicitors than barristers, because not everything goes to court.
Bob's witch's story is one of my faves ever!Mary Candles rocks.Another favourite line by him was when he said that he was going to start an enterprise called 'Crab World' ,he said that he wouldn't inflict a strict regime on them! !?I laughed and laughed at that one (I even fell on the floor whilst doing it).Love him SO much,an absolute national treasure!👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Just watching you guys, watching Bob Mortimer, it's boxing day I'm sharing the experience with a nice malt I received yesterday with a massive smile on my face and tears of laughter, merry Xmas guys.
Can you imagine being the researcher on this show, whose job it was to sit down with Bob and try to list some life events which might be suitable for the cards… Their spreadsheet would run out of rows.
If you watch back the fuji 9 story, he explains that his top teeth are false. So he did his own dentistry after what happened with the kit kat crunchy. He also said how much sugar he had in his tea, which explains why his teeth were so bad 😂
On the "Fuji 9" episode Bob said that his front teeth are all one part made to look like multiple teeth (a dental bridge) so it came away all at once when biting into the KitKat.
Brilliant fellas, merry Christmas and happy new year to both of you. Bob will always be 1 part of vic and bob to me, grew up in their weird and wonderful world😂😂👍🏽❤️❤️
Happy holidays and feliz navidad to you both and your families. Thanks for the great reactions you've shared since I started following you, looking forward to more in 2024. More Bad Manners and Shooting Stars please 😊
My baldrick plan was simple go to sainburys at 10 am Christmas Eve , no one would be stupid enough to go then …Carnage, we were 300 strong 95 % men angry that things were sold out .But an hour ago in sainburys in Tunbridge wells I saw Bob Mortimer appropriately by the cheese section and I said , thank you ,for bringing me lots of joy , I walked off , he looked fit and well.
I love watching the Bob timeline on WILTY because you see him gradually wearing David down to the point where David just has no clue how to gauge his stories.
Thanks so much for this lads! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you both ✨️ 🎉❤❤😊 🍻 from a day 1'er since your early vids of health and tough muddering . Always here until ze end fellas
As a side note, when he said one of his mates is named Steve Bytheway, that is an actual name in Britain. It goes back to the days when freemen didn’t necessarily have last names, and places they lived, like Town names or By The Way (as in “by the road”) would serve as surnames.
I went to school with a guy like Bob, I worked with him after leaving school in 88. He would make up names for people, as he didn't want any drama from people we both knew. His boss was beefcake Bill and unbeknownst to me I was terminator Tim 🤣🤣 His boss was called Maurice and I'm called Graeme.......... there was no sense to it at all 🤣🤣
Bob Mortimer was a solicitor, he went on holiday for 2 weeks & never came back. His colleagues when interviewed,said they saw him on tv but didn’t think he was funny😳😂
If you think back to bobs story about doing his own dentistry, you will remember that he had a set of dentures on the top due to the amount of sugar that he took in his tea . When he bit into the hard and solid kit kat chunky it broke the denture in half which contained 9 teeth . He didn't lose 9 individual teeth . But 9 on a denture plate
Yeah I was going to say when he told the dental story he did say the top teeth were all like a single denture and not individual teeth, I immediately believed Bob just because of that fact.
It's *Samantha Morton* who got her head smashed in, just 1.7 to 2 miles down the road from me (depending on whether you walk or not), in *Band of Gold.* She also got repeatedly sexually abused as a child, yet as an actress she's played at least 2 prostitutes in *Band of Gold* and *Harlots,* plus directed *The Unloved* about sexual abuse. Her daughter *Esmé Creed-Miles* has gone on to appear in at least 2 films set and filmed in my city, which are *Dark River* and *Wasteland* (originally known as Undercliffe).
They didn't set out to steal cereal, it was just all the Mole (or maybe Pork Chop Johnson) could think to grab as Bob warned them that a car was approaching. And they didn't actually piss on it 😂
I'm writing this before I see the answer to the chunky kit kat story. Another thing with the chunky kit kat breaking his teeth is that when he was telling the story about how he does his own dentistry, he mentions that his upper teeth are a strip. So a large section of his upper teeth are one piece. So theoretically, the bite could have dislodged that piece making the 9 teeth come out.
He was from Middlesbrough but at the time of the cockroach king he had moved down to London to work as a solicitor (as documented in his autobiography)
Living near Redcar, I 've seen gulls mug guys for their pasties, taking it out of the guy's hands as he was going to take a bite. They are bandits. Truth.
Seen as you guys are American, I’m waiting for you to guys to make the link, that Bob is basically Charlie Day’s character from Sunny, but in real life 😂😂
There was a situation where Jarvis Cocker of the Rick band Pulp went on stage where Michael Jackson was performing and Cocker indicated his dislike by wafting his arse at the audience. This led Jackson’s security to come after Cocker who left the stage and ended up barricaded in a trailer back stage when Bob Mortimer with his cockroach king skills acted as go between protecting Cocker allegedly advising him on his legal position and defending him from the security people.
Yeah, it was during Jackson portraying himself as a Messiah at The Brit Awards…I think that might actually be the last time I ever watched The Brits…in part because there is no way that could be topped.
I discovered Bob Mortimer on Vic Reeves Big Night Out, that led to The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer and then Shooting Stars. You should check out all of the above.
I have had two dogs, both Rottweilers and both from the same breeder, who were tattooed. It’s essentially a serial number to identify them by and it’s on the non furry part of the underside of one ear. It was a forerunner of the microchip but the breeder I’d got mine from preferred to use this measure instead of microchips as the chips can apparently move and at least in the past, if the dogs coat was damp, it could prevent getting a reading.
Lmao. Dogs and cats get tattooed by vets to show they have been spayed / neutered. Sometimes, it's just a registration number, but we have a cat with a cool sun and another with a design. They are asleep when tatoo done of course. LoL. Lmao, Bob was only joking about putting urine on the cereal. Boys are notorious for not washing their hands well, so technically, there prob was a little urine on the dry cereal with all of the boys having their hands into the cereal box. 😊
You don’t have Kit Kat Chunky bars in the USA? Yeah, that’s my take from this video! They came around as a special I guess around the mid-90’s and have stayed ever since. One of the best chocolate bars As for Bob Mortimer, he is just amazing. So funny and if he’s on WILTY it’s doubly good - Fuji9 😀
It amazes me after the 'I do my own dentistry' that people, David especially, forget Bob said all his top teeth (pilau rice ones) are one piece because he lost them all with those 17 sugars he took. lmao
There was a story in my local newspaper a few years ago about a tourist on our local promenade, I live in a busy seaside town and on a sunny day it's packed with families coming to the beach, so this guy was walking along eating a bag of chips when a seagull swooped down and stole some, but he managed to grab it's legs.... and then beat it to death against the concrete promenade, with numerous aghast families with children watching in horror! He was arrested and received a hefty fine, I mean they're bloody big birds, I can't imagine watching some lunatic smash one to death against the ground in front of an audience of candyfloss (cotton candy) eating children, all screaming and crying!
One thing to remember about WILTY is that only the statement on the card has to be true the rest of the story can be made up, exaggerated, or whatever. So in the final story, Bob did indeed break into the witch's garden but the mini horse smelling of meat etc could (and probably was) have been made up. Oh, and one other thing, in the previous video when Bob was telling the tale of doing his own dentistry he mentioned that a number of his front upper teeth are a single denture.
Not too sure about the horse bit being made up, odd things happen. My dad sent a council crew to clear up a council house who's tenants had disappeared leaving a bad smell. The crew found the remains of a lot of sheep under the floorboards. The tenants had been sheep rustling and processing them into meat in the house and disposing of the waste under the floorboards.
@@theotherside8258sheep or lamb? The meat of each is very different. An adult sheep would classify as mutton which no one has really eaten on Britain since the middle ages.
I changed my name from Michael Stuart Gibson to Michael Stuart Jungly Barry Gibson for about 5 years in my early 20s. Passport, driving license, the LOT.
Bob Mortimer should be protected at all costs.
You’ve fallen into the Mortimer zone, its the place we all fall into at some point where we think everything Bob says is true coz his stories are so mental and then before you know it he’s got you to swing in the opposite direction and doubt him only for him to get you again and on it goes, forever 😂
@@deeperanddown obviously 🙄
The Mortimer Zone is a journey, it takes a while to get there.
When a room full of comedians are rolling around laughing you know Bob is the comedians comedian.
Bob is the man we all wish we could be. As you guys have said, I'd love to spend an evening with him down the pub and just listen to tales of his youth. 😂
Fun fact: The reporters named "Caramel" and "Waffle" are 100% real, from Middlesbrough at the time. Bob mentions this in his autobiography (which is a great read, By-The-Way :) )
And I knew a few people round middlesbrough with the surname Bytheway
That's hilarious@@Ts3cooper - aye I remember Bob saying it came from "by the way" as in "by the road/route".
"as in ... incidentally?" 😂 David's face though!
😂😂😂❤.
pretty sure all the names of his true stories are real. although the one with the teacher he apparently misremembered the name, as I saw someone correcting the name... there was like one letter wrong or something
Tattooing a dog was a joke in this context. FYI, dogs (and many pets DO get tattooed by a vet for ID purposes). Also, he did NOT piss on cereal, it was a joke.
Literally both the things I came to say 👌🏼😂
Also F1 cars obviously don't have passenger seats or glove boxes 😂.. American's just don't seem to be able to get sarcasm. Not just these boys but all of them.
And the back garden game was Greg Davies. Sarcasm is difficult for them...bless 🏴🌻
You need to watch Gone Fishing. Bob and his best friend Paul Whitehouse together are just an amazing pair comedy wise. You will just love their friendship and humour.
I used to go drinking with Bob Mortimer back in 1978 when he was in the punk band Dog Dirt.
Was he always like that ? So funny
I am jealous
Bob is a national treasure, you guys have just entered one hell of a rabbit hole.
Bob Mortimer as a extremely wild expansive brain thought process, his quick thinking is brilliant. same as his comedy partner Vic Reeves and the great Sean Locke.
Bob is completely mad, but in a wonderfully friendly and very English eccentric way. Never ask him someone's name! Bob used to have a comedy partnership with Vic Reeves, which was one of the most surreal things ever shown on television. And yup, he's from Middlesbrough. To someone from the UK his accent is so obviously not London that it got a laugh from the audience. Happy Christmas guys!
The princess bride is hilarious 😂 😂😂😂😃❤.
Ron Waffle & John Caramel really were reporters from the Middlesbrough Evening Gazette.
It never matters whether it is true or fasle with Bob. It's all about listening to Uncle Bob tell his story.
29:45 Impressed with your knowledge of the Blues. Robert Johnson's KIng of the Delta Blues is on eof my most listened to albums...
Merry Christmas to both of you and your families. It’s strange to think but you guys have been a feature of my day to day since way back when. When Spencer would shout ‘demonetised!’. 😂
Lots of love and appreciation to you guys, all the best wishes for Xmas and a happy new year! :)
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year Ben, thanks for coming along for the ride all this time ❤️🍻
@@EmbraceTheSuck21 Guys I’m there till the end of the line. Lots of love guys. Would love to enjoy a few pints with you both. That’s British pints btw 😉
You must check out his tv series with Paul Whitehouse called Gone Fishing
They have both had serious heart issues and this series is all about them helping each other through it
It’s about the funniest thing I’ve seen it’s a mix of sadness and humour
But unmissable
Been subscribed for a long time now. Great to see your channel growing 👊❤️
Try watching him in his program gone fishing where they talk men’s heath problems while bob gets excited fishing and falling over.
Never knew I would watch a program about fishing.
I’ve had the good fortunes to see Vic an Bob live twice. Bob is a true national treasure.
You should check out a clip of him playing ‘The Croc Botherer’. You won’t be disappointed.😂😂👍
Solicitors and Barristers are the traditional division of labour between lawyers in the British court system. Iirc, Solictors are the ones who are supposed to work with clients and specialise in the paperwork and research and finding the precedents and preparing legal documents, and Barristers are the ones who specialise in courtroom performance and procedure and protocol. So if someone is wealthy enough to be able to hire multiple lawyers, they'd have one of each. There are more solicitors than barristers, because not everything goes to court.
Bob's witch's story is one of my faves ever!Mary Candles rocks.Another favourite line by him was when he said that he was going to start an enterprise called 'Crab World' ,he said that he wouldn't inflict a strict regime on them! !?I laughed and laughed at that one (I even fell on the floor whilst doing it).Love him SO much,an absolute national treasure!👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Brilliant, only watch this with you guys, I'm on my own so great to have a good laugh with my friends from USA 🇺🇸🇬🇧
Bob's autobiography is superb. It's hilarious and quite touching.
Just watching you guys, watching Bob Mortimer, it's boxing day I'm sharing the experience with a nice malt I received yesterday with a massive smile on my face and tears of laughter, merry Xmas guys.
Merry Xmas/Boxing Day, glad you're here 😊
Can you imagine being the researcher on this show, whose job it was to sit down with Bob and try to list some life events which might be suitable for the cards… Their spreadsheet would run out of rows.
The first ever person who interviewed him for stories must have realised they struck gold
If you watch back the fuji 9 story, he explains that his top teeth are false. So he did his own dentistry after what happened with the kit kat crunchy. He also said how much sugar he had in his tea, which explains why his teeth were so bad 😂
It's lovely to see you guys have a breath of fresh air.
The toast discussion between you two was laugh out loud funny, too!
On the "Fuji 9" episode Bob said that his front teeth are all one part made to look like multiple teeth (a dental bridge) so it came away all at once when biting into the KitKat.
Brilliant fellas, merry Christmas and happy new year to both of you. Bob will always be 1 part of vic and bob to me, grew up in their weird and wonderful world😂😂👍🏽❤️❤️
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to you too Kev! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🍻🍻🍻
Happy holidays and feliz navidad to you both and your families. Thanks for the great reactions you've shared since I started following you, looking forward to more in 2024. More Bad Manners and Shooting Stars please 😊
Obviously they didn't urinate on the cereal, it was so obviously a sarcastic retort.
Was scrolling for this comment. Taking UK humour (particularly irony) so literally is a common pattern I've noticed among US reaction channels.
"its not about what your mind says, its about what bob is" 😂😂😂 so true!!!!
I chipped a tooth eating a KitKat Crunchi, I could totally believe him loosing teeth. Bob is just awesome
Wasn't KitKat Crunchy one of Bob's school-friends?
I have been laughing so hard with you guys. I am with you on the love for Bob. Xx
My baldrick plan was simple go to sainburys at 10 am Christmas Eve , no one would be stupid enough to go then …Carnage, we were 300 strong 95 % men angry that things were sold out .But an hour ago in sainburys in Tunbridge wells I saw Bob Mortimer appropriately by the cheese section and I said , thank you ,for bringing me lots of joy , I walked off , he looked fit and well.
I love watching the Bob timeline on WILTY because you see him gradually wearing David down to the point where David just has no clue how to gauge his stories.
As someone from Middlesbrough I’m just glad to hear you pronounce it the way you did haha! Usually Americans pronounce it “middles burrow”
Princess Bride was a great film, very underrated
It would be another good reaction
I'm watching from here in Middlesbrough 😂
I'm from Middlesbrough watching in London
UTB
I’d love to see Bob do the rounds of your American late night talk shows because I think he’d be wonderful and confound them all! 😂
Vic and Bob did some insainly funny sketches, and some real dark stuff too. Melon Patch is a good one.
Bob as a lawyer reminds me of Better Call Saul..... Better Bring Bob
"Bob did it" needs to be printed on a tee shirt!
Micky The Drink was in my band in 1978 (played guitar)
Thanks so much for this lads! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you both ✨️ 🎉❤❤😊 🍻 from a day 1'er since your early vids of health and tough muddering .
Always here until ze end fellas
As a side note, when he said one of his mates is named Steve Bytheway, that is an actual name in Britain. It goes back to the days when freemen didn’t necessarily have last names, and places they lived, like Town names or By The Way (as in “by the road”) would serve as surnames.
you should watch Bob fishing with Paul Whitehouse it is sooooo funny!!
Bob is one of the best reasons to be alive in the 20th and 21st century.
I went to school with a guy like Bob, I worked with him after leaving school in 88.
He would make up names for people, as he didn't want any drama from people we both knew.
His boss was beefcake Bill and unbeknownst to me I was terminator Tim 🤣🤣
His boss was called Maurice and I'm called Graeme.......... there was no sense to it at all 🤣🤣
His book is amazing!
You should try his novel, “The Satsuma Complex” It’s very good
Bob Mortimer was a solicitor, he went on holiday for 2 weeks & never came back.
His colleagues when interviewed,said they saw him on tv but didn’t think he was funny😳😂
Loved this well done lads
Watching a Bob Mortimer clip compilation like this is exhausting
Great video as always. Merry Christmas Guys ❤
If you think back to bobs story about doing his own dentistry, you will remember that he had a set of dentures on the top due to the amount of sugar that he took in his tea . When he bit into the hard and solid kit kat chunky it broke the denture in half which contained 9 teeth . He didn't lose 9 individual teeth . But 9 on a denture plate
Yeah I was going to say when he told the dental story he did say the top teeth were all like a single denture and not individual teeth, I immediately believed Bob just because of that fact.
David Mitchell applies logic Bob defies it - no contest
Loving this whole thing.
The cold toast bit was the best, wtf are you on about lol
Bob is our national treasure ❤
Happy Christmas to you and your families.🇬🇧🇺🇸
Bob is proper mad i remember him from early 90s on uk channel 4. Crazy guy lots of fun
Relax guys, there wasn't any piss involved. It was just a joke
The woman in the yellow T-Shirt is the actress who was in the water in Minority Report.
It's *Samantha Morton* who got her head smashed in, just 1.7 to 2 miles down the road from me (depending on whether you walk or not), in *Band of Gold.*
She also got repeatedly sexually abused as a child, yet as an actress she's played at least 2 prostitutes in *Band of Gold* and *Harlots,* plus directed *The Unloved* about sexual abuse.
Her daughter *Esmé Creed-Miles* has gone on to appear in at least 2 films set and filmed in my city, which are *Dark River* and *Wasteland* (originally known as Undercliffe).
They didn't set out to steal cereal, it was just all the Mole (or maybe Pork Chop Johnson) could think to grab as Bob warned them that a car was approaching. And they didn't actually piss on it 😂
Bob Mortimer is also actually a lawyer!
Vic and Bob's Big Night Out. Say no more.
Already left a like, live 5 miles from Middlesbrough😅
I'm writing this before I see the answer to the chunky kit kat story. Another thing with the chunky kit kat breaking his teeth is that when he was telling the story about how he does his own dentistry, he mentions that his upper teeth are a strip. So a large section of his upper teeth are one piece. So theoretically, the bite could have dislodged that piece making the 9 teeth come out.
He was from Middlesbrough but at the time of the cockroach king he had moved down to London to work as a solicitor (as documented in his autobiography)
Bob should be in the New Year's honours list. MBE. (Mighty Boro Entertainer)
Living near Redcar, I 've seen gulls mug guys for their pasties, taking it out of the guy's hands as he was going to take a bite. They are bandits. Truth.
Well, Merry Christmas and a Happy Bob Mortimer Day!
Seen as you guys are American, I’m waiting for you to guys to make the link, that Bob is basically Charlie Day’s character from Sunny, but in real life 😂😂
There was a situation where Jarvis Cocker of the Rick band Pulp went on stage where Michael Jackson was performing and Cocker indicated his dislike by wafting his arse at the audience. This led Jackson’s security to come after Cocker who left the stage and ended up barricaded in a trailer back stage when Bob Mortimer with his cockroach king skills acted as go between protecting Cocker allegedly advising him on his legal position and defending him from the security people.
Yeah, it was during Jackson portraying himself as a Messiah at The Brit Awards…I think that might actually be the last time I ever watched The Brits…in part because there is no way that could be topped.
nice1, more _Shooting Stars_ with Bob &Vic would be good.
I cannot believe you said 'then it makes more sense' when referencing Bob!
I discovered Bob Mortimer on Vic Reeves Big Night Out, that led to The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer and then Shooting Stars. You should check out all of the above.
Merry Chrismas also TO YOU
I have had two dogs, both Rottweilers and both from the same breeder, who were tattooed. It’s essentially a serial number to identify them by and it’s on the non furry part of the underside of one ear. It was a forerunner of the microchip but the breeder I’d got mine from preferred to use this measure instead of microchips as the chips can apparently move and at least in the past, if the dogs coat was damp, it could prevent getting a reading.
LOve BOB- I downloaded his audiobook biography!!!
Lmao.
Dogs and cats get tattooed by vets to show they have been spayed / neutered. Sometimes, it's just a registration number, but we have a cat with a cool sun and another with a design.
They are asleep when tatoo done of course. LoL.
Lmao, Bob was only joking about putting urine on the cereal. Boys are notorious for not washing their hands well, so technically, there prob was a little urine on the dry cereal with all of the boys having their hands into the cereal box. 😊
"Solicitor" is used interchangeably with lawyer in the UK and Ireland :)
Maybe they got confused between solicitor and barrister, a barrister in the UK is different from a solicitor/ lawyer.
Ron Waffle was a real person who worked for the local newspaper. True!!
Shout out for the psych reference as a brit that is my favourite tv show.
"Lavender Gooms" James Roday mic drop
Merry Christmas, happy new year, 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 love you stars ⭐ ⭐ 😄😃❤.
you shouldreact to this Bob Mortimer on Vic and Bob, WILTY and how a triple heart bypass gave him a new lease of life!
Loved Bob for years. First came across him when he work with Vic Reeves. Bit dated now but take a look at Shooting Stars if available.
You forgot in previous dvd about self dentistry he stated and showed top set of false teeth.
you dont really believe that Bob pissed on his cornflakes ??? that's just Bob being Bob !
You don’t have Kit Kat Chunky bars in the USA? Yeah, that’s my take from this video!
They came around as a special I guess around the mid-90’s and have stayed ever since. One of the best chocolate bars
As for Bob Mortimer, he is just amazing. So funny and if he’s on WILTY it’s doubly good - Fuji9 😀
Merry Christmas lads.
I hope you have an excellent new year.
It amazes me after the 'I do my own dentistry' that people, David especially, forget Bob said all his top teeth (pilau rice ones) are one piece because he lost them all with those 17 sugars he took. lmao
SOO many times I wanted to stop and comment,but "monkey shotgun"?! Goin Ultra American.....👀🤦🏻♂️👏👏😂😂😂👏💜
There was a story in my local newspaper a few years ago about a tourist on our local promenade, I live in a busy seaside town and on a sunny day it's packed with families coming to the beach, so this guy was walking along eating a bag of chips when a seagull swooped down and stole some, but he managed to grab it's legs.... and then beat it to death against the concrete promenade, with numerous aghast families with children watching in horror! He was arrested and received a hefty fine, I mean they're bloody big birds, I can't imagine watching some lunatic smash one to death against the ground in front of an audience of candyfloss (cotton candy) eating children, all screaming and crying!
One thing to remember about WILTY is that only the statement on the card has to be true the rest of the story can be made up, exaggerated, or whatever. So in the final story, Bob did indeed break into the witch's garden but the mini horse smelling of meat etc could (and probably was) have been made up.
Oh, and one other thing, in the previous video when Bob was telling the tale of doing his own dentistry he mentioned that a number of his front upper teeth are a single denture.
Not too sure about the horse bit being made up, odd things happen. My dad sent a council crew to clear up a council house who's tenants had disappeared leaving a bad smell. The crew found the remains of a lot of sheep under the floorboards. The tenants had been sheep rustling and processing them into meat in the house and disposing of the waste under the floorboards.
@@theotherside8258sheep or lamb? The meat of each is very different. An adult sheep would classify as mutton which no one has really eaten on Britain since the middle ages.
He didnt actually piss on it its a joke
Was amazed they didn’t always understand he was joking about the urine.
I changed my name from Michael Stuart Gibson to Michael Stuart Jungly Barry Gibson for about 5 years in my early 20s. Passport, driving license, the LOT.
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@@EmbraceTheSuck21 thanks!
Kind regards,
JB