@@afischer8327 these are quotes from 'Would I Lie to You' when Bob has on multiple occasions explained how his memory has become foggy with age so some of the finer details of the story may have been lost to time.
What I love about his humour is its like he only apply 50 percent effort often saying the most stragely weird interesting or boring things that are so spontaneous and yet he ll keep running with it . He then laughs at himself in the moment which is even more endearing drawing you deeper into his madness which is actually funny and genius
I love how stunned Aisling is, Mark is absolutely dumbfounded, Nish and Sally are fucking dying and Greg and Alex are like: this is gold we should ask questions
I know this is about Bob and he's a lovely odd genius, but Richard's comment at about 13:00 was most amusing. "Terrified that my secret morning sausage ring is about to be bust wide open...". I'm not sure that I could pack that with any more blatant innuendo.
I can honestly say that, in all seriousness, I love Bob. I mean I'm actually in love with him. He's so effortlessly funny. I would love to meet him in a pub and spend the evening absolutely wetting my pants laughing.
dear channel 4, or any other channel that happens to read this, always put Bob Mortimer on TV all the time thanks, everyone on behalf of the UK, and probably most of the world
Bob is just generous too. He is himself..sweet and absurd. He's just here to have fun. And we all need to follow that example. Just smile and laugh and the rest will be good
It is said that a courtroom is a stage and all the peoplè merely players. Well...I'd watch Bob in court in his old profession all day long. He would def have the best defence stories! 😂❤
And... he kinda knows that it's magic in a bottle but that even he doesn't know why? Watching him crack Greg, Sean, and the robotic Richard is delightful
If you don't love Bob Mortimer, you are a very bad person and should go hide in a corner, because somebody will say something bad about your brother, some day, maybe x
Bob is a national treasure, but that episode where Rachel is in goal woulda disappointed a lot of men if the title was 'Rachel takes numerous balls to the face'
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who TF set-up that skateboard? And why do production houses always go to the supermarket to buy them? Why? See how far those axles stuck out? I can't even begin to explain...
They're like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail
Like picking pollen off a mouse's handkerchief
God i love Bob
I have no idea what that means, but it's very Bob.
like finding a rabbit’s tear in an oil spill
@@afischer8327 these are quotes from 'Would I Lie to You' when Bob has on multiple occasions explained how his memory has become foggy with age so some of the finer details of the story may have been lost to time.
There's something about the way he says 'that kind of joke' that always cracks me up
What I love about his humour is its like he only apply 50 percent effort often saying the most stragely weird interesting or boring things that are so spontaneous and yet he ll keep running with it . He then laughs at himself in the moment which is even more endearing drawing you deeper into his madness which is actually funny and genius
Half an hour of Bob Mortimer, yes please
Yes yes.❤❤❤❤
I love the additive museum segment that guy cracking up was so good
bobs face of delight at the phrase "morning sausage" is wonderful
"Do we strike you?" is the funniest thing from Taskmaster between all the series.
Love Bob so much.❤❤❤❤❤❤
Idunno mate, Paul chowdry with "bastard's crying, innit?" Never fails to get me
I'd say to start with "I have a little problem , my anus is too high" is up there 😂
Nah rob beckett in a grandmas dress cacklin
Nah, you’s all wrong. It’s Liza making Alex sit his bare ass on a cake.
He is the gift that keeps on giving.
I love how stunned Aisling is, Mark is absolutely dumbfounded, Nish and Sally are fucking dying and Greg and Alex are like: this is gold we should ask questions
"I'VE SINNED AGAIN MAN", just about the funniest thing ever.
Bob Mortimer, the largest of all the nuts
Bravo!
Making Sean Lock lost for words is an art in itself.
I know this is about Bob and he's a lovely odd genius, but Richard's comment at about 13:00 was most amusing. "Terrified that my secret morning sausage ring is about to be bust wide open...". I'm not sure that I could pack that with any more blatant innuendo.
Sean's head turn at 8:02 just kills me every time. The disbelief of what he just heard. 😂🤣😆
I love how much Sally Phillips enjoys Bob's anatomy lesson.
She is unhinged, and the world is better for it!😂
She loves a good larf, does our Sally.
The go-to guy for pocketmeat advice.
I can honestly say that, in all seriousness, I love Bob. I mean I'm actually in love with him. He's so effortlessly funny. I would love to meet him in a pub and spend the evening absolutely wetting my pants laughing.
Bob once said to me "I'm your uncle" and i tried to start a saying but it never caught on.
Other than the obvious reason, why do you think that is?
sniper's dream, they used to call him
3:03 the way Bob has sally in absolute hysterics makes me laugh even more lol
dear channel 4, or any other channel that happens to read this, always put Bob Mortimer on TV all the time
thanks, everyone on behalf of the UK, and probably most of the world
I’m Belgian and I agree. The man is a treasure. I see bob, I click.
Bob is my favourite person to have ever lived.
I do beg your pardon …
...we are in your gaaadin!
Bob Mortimer truly is the cat's pajamas.
And that cats name is... tsssk.... Goodmonson 😂
And the dog’s bollocks.
He has thoroughly outvicced Vic for several years.
Thought that it was the cat’s whiskers.
Yes he is bless him.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
With the explanation of how he uses a toilet, i am now 100% convinced Bob Mortimer is just an older (British) Butters from south park
I hadn't realised how mad he is until I saw all of these clips back to back hhh
Bob is just generous too. He is himself..sweet and absurd. He's just here to have fun. And we all need to follow that example. Just smile and laugh and the rest will be good
Magnificent is EXACTLY the right word
It is said that a courtroom is a stage and all the peoplè merely players. Well...I'd watch Bob in court in his old profession all day long. He would def have the best defence stories! 😂❤
I’m a simple man. I see Bob Mortimer, I click.
A national treasure ⭐️
Bob's Cheese dig was straight out of HowToBasic, loved it ahahah
He absolutely loves a reverse toilet. Christian Slater lost 350 on it!
Fun fact, Bob married a sweaty bird.
I'm glad your ex found happiness.
I imagine jon richardson would love the cardigan club
Was it The Dove from Above?
@@MilotheShrike Apart from all the sweaty birds
Lovely how you still post these videos. I love them.
Took the mock with the adverts here like, dear me
Adblock ftw.
How I love me some Bobby Mortimer
That Chappaquiddick joke was fantastic.
LOL I love Bob, some of his stuff on WILTY is great too.
The coconut looked like Alan Sugar.
He cracked it.
Gosh I love Bob ❤
The coconut was a dead ringer for Alan Sugar, so I hope he won that round!
Bobs face at the morning sausage part 😊
24:57 is peak Bob.
And... he kinda knows that it's magic in a bottle but that even he doesn't know why? Watching him crack Greg, Sean, and the robotic Richard is delightful
Poor henriette, attacked by antilemonism
One of the quicker days😂.
The tasty face is too beautiful.
This man deserves an MBE
Knighthood
The funniest guy around...Bob Mortimer
why do you never show any clips of bob on vic Reeves big night out on these compilations , one of channel 4's finest shows
Good point!
If you don't love Bob Mortimer, you are a very bad person and should go hide in a corner, because somebody will say something bad about your brother, some day, maybe x
I love Bob Mortimer but my imaginary sister has started stalking him.
3:13 we've found HowToBasic's true identity
Serious question.. is Bob actually how to basic? 3:37
There's NOTHING wrong with Rachel's goalie outfit.
Except for who's in it, unfortunately.
Who wouldn't want to be cuddled by Bob Mortimer in the boot of a car? Bet Alex's 15 year old self lost it!
I've never watched a Bob clip and felt like leaving it part way through
If he thought about that 785 math question a bit more, he would get it easly.
22:58 All about Bob, I know, but when the Countdown goalie came out, the whole of the UK went hard. 😂
Chappaquidik, not lucky for Mary Jo Kophekni (excuse the spelling).
I love bob hahahaha
Bit off topic, but Sally Philips is hot…
Hey! Like fingaahprunts. Never to be mistaken for fingaaaaahprintslike*!*
Now I understand the Christian Slater drawings...
He's a goldmine of mirth.....if only he was the leader of the Labour party......👍👍👍👍👍👍
Bob is soooo funny. 😂😂😂😂
What about the funny faces?
What is the show with Richard where they try the out of date stuff?
Aisling is gorgeous
Bob is a national treasure, but that episode where Rachel is in goal woulda disappointed a lot of men if the title was 'Rachel takes numerous balls to the face'
She's not all that. Wonky eye.
Bob Mortimer is butters prove me wrong
He’s a national treasure. The grandpa we all need
Genius..
Genius
I've sin again man🤣🤣🤣🤣
I do beg your pardon….
2:37 what came first bob or butters?
Rosalind is a f###### nightmare !
I often wake up to morning sausage. Fortunately, my wife is very accommodating.
Didn't you post this video a couple of weeks ago? I've seen this compilation.
Hahaaa, as if you would get a reply from Channel 4 😆😆😆😆😆
When Rachel Riley put on the goalie outfit I'm sure she fulfilled a lot of men's fantasy.
🤣❤️
Mortimer, the comedy Jedi. The man is incapable of not being funny...
Nobody likes Nish Kumar.
Sitting backward on the toilet is feom south park
Not sure they are the originators of that concept
@@norris667I was doing it in the 80s.
Bob suggested the reverse toilet to Christian Slater in 2004 which is before South Park.
We were all about AC Slatering on a toilet in 1997
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"I'm a fucking businessman!" 🥲
who TF set-up that skateboard? And why do production houses always go to the supermarket to buy them? Why? See how far those axles stuck out? I can't even begin to explain...
Like, you have more money than 99.99% of skateboarders, but you can't afford to buy something safe?
The word "safe" isn't slang, incase you were wondering x