The Choose Your Own Definition Dictionary
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- Опубліковано 14 лис 2023
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My channel is demonetized for life please do me a favor and like and subscribe
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Please define "like and subscribe". I think I did them already, I'm adding demonetized to my lexicon. According to my thesaurus monetized means the same as Jewified. So I guess you got de-Jewified. Hopefully your hat will be returned and you can make money again. It's unfortunate that Youpoop continues to brown out independent voices.
This phenomenon has been happening to many comedians who are actually funny.
Self-publish this book, and you'll be a millionaire in no time.
The cool thing is, you can define your own version of "demonitized"
1980s: "Maybe one day we'll have flying cars."
2020s: "I don't know what a woman is."
“Can I define what a woman is? No, I’m not a biologist.” Ketanji Brown Jackson, a woman, in her Supreme Court justice nominee hearings. If we could go back to our 10 years ago self and say this we would think it was crazy. “No, you would have to be moron not to know what a women is. If you can’t even define a woman then how could you be smart enough to do anything? For goodness sake a kid could answer that question.” And now society has devolved to this level of insanity.
I knew I should have held out before buying the 2nd edition.
I blame racism
3rd edition will be all about the Patriarchy
I racism blame.
Everyone needs to buy a dictionary from before 1995 and save it in a safe place!
This is a bit of a meme, and you definitely don't have to go back to 1995. I have the New Oxford American (3rd ed, 2010) as well as the Webster's New World (5th ed, 2016), both latest editions, and looked up 'woman', 'female', and 'racism'. In New Oxford American, none of the three even included a remotely contentious definition. In Webster's New World, 'women' and 'female' were the entirely typical understandings of the term, nothing at all implying that men can be women; racism (1) and (3) are entirely uncontroversial definitions; racism (2) is 'any program or practice of racial discrimination, segregation, etc., specif., such a program or practice that upholds the political or economic domination of one race over another or others,' where the second half is essentially the 'power + privilege' definition leftists consider to be the only definition, but I don't really have a problem with it as worded there -- I would consider the segregation of 70 years ago to be racist, and I would specifically consider it racist towards blacks, but not whites. My objection (and I believe this is pretty standard) is that many leftists act like the second half of the second definition ('such a program ... domination of one race') is the /only/ definition, and therefore, only whites can be racist. The much worse Ibram Twitter Kendi definition ('anything a white person does that doesn't actively fight racism') does not appear at all. If you have other words you'd like me to look up that you think might have been redefined, I'd be happy to check.
However, another point to consider is that dictionaries are descriptive rather than prescriptive -- the definitions are ways a word is or was commonly used. Given that leftists have redefined so many words and gotten a large portion of the country on board, it would be biased of the dictionary to /not/ include the new leftist usage. But the normal definitions will not disappear so long as people are still using them or they are still present in literature etc that's still commonly being read. I have no problem with the inclusion of these idiotic definitions as long as they are /added/ to the list rather than replacing the existing definitions. If you're bothered by that, perhaps you don't fully understand the role of a dictionary.
Here is the pocket version: ''Something is X whenever I feel something to be X.''
Fits on a tiny piece of paper!
Johnny: "I am the parent now dad! It says so in this dictionary I found."
Fucking brilliant.
I was gonna put in some words here, but Danny already covered all the ones that came to mind xD
Or what the term vaccine means, or what the term recession means. 😂
Or safe and effective. Or competent.
Danny will be on rumble sooner than you think..
Wow, he was so quick he managed to put a link in the description.
I love the 3AM infomercial vibe.
the tie was a nice touch
that off-centre clip on tie is a nice touch
Those choose your adventure kids books look lit 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Danny is fire these days!
my man is pumpin out vids left and right
Solid gold.
Random House, random definitions.
Gold, love it ❤❤❤
Now I want to do a Choose Your Own Adventure SO BAAAAAD!
Perfect!
I'll take three please.
Most self-described "post-modernists" aren't critical thinkers. That's why I'm a post-humanist.
F***ing brilliant sketch as usual 😂😂😂❤❤❤ keep up the excellent work Danny Polishchuck.
Damn you got me lol at work
I'm like likely literally figuratively ordering a copy of this folding avocado toast right now. Does it use soy-debased acrylic inks? Attention Deficit Hyperlinks? Thanks, Danny!
Love it!
I was just saying this to my brother the other day 😂 DP always on point
Finally, a dictionary for everyone
I'd buy one of these, it'd make a great gag gift
Trust The Dictionary.
Stocking stuffer for certain family members.
The left in a nutshell
The tower of babel is real i'm telling you
Definitely an increase in babble on and ons.
For the algorithm. The greedy bastard.
Dan the man
Let's make worrying about the correct definitions a thing of the past. Who needs a coherent argument when you can always be right? Winning is for losers 💀
The year ???? everyday.
Finally, a man who speaks the truth ❤😂
Define "truth..." 🤔
Danny makes several cromulent points, here. It pays to embiggen your word power!
I was genocided by this vid.
Thanks!
Definitions are based on reality so that’s why it doesn’t matter if the Oxford Dictionary says one racism is prejudice plus power because racism is an ideology where people judge people based on race when race is irrelevant.
Wow that feature used to be for premium subscribers only.
Danny please add some background music 🙏
Perchance
Hahaha
So next it a thesaurus of hateful words, right?
I would buy this dictionary, but I'm not sure if we agree on the meaning of "dictionary".
This Will Be Fantastic Fer When I'm Discussing "MY Truth" About My Non-Conforming Neuro Divergent Clinical Data..... Finally... Thank You Mx. Polishchuk ! (I Used "Mx" Cuz I'm Not Sure Of Yer Pronouns Or Whether You Switched From A Ukraine Flag In Your Bio To A Free Palistine Flag Yet?)
A fixed definition is so 2014
Hybrid - when management thinks checking your email or being required to answer the phone on the weekend is the remote half of hybrid work.
Why does Danny's mouth look slanted.
Choose your own comment
Ok but I’m just curious, no reason, how many Jews helped make this dictionary?
Just (((one)))
4
Danny and his three alters
Why is his mouth crooked?
The Choose Your Own Definition Dictionary AKA "Democrats hand book"
Made for liberals 👏🏼
I define this video as unfunny (I laughed entirely too loud)