The Guy That Tracks Hate Speech Online

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  • @sumdingwong11
    @sumdingwong11 6 місяців тому +198

    "black on black doesn't count"
    truly one of the crime statistic moments of all time

    • @crawwwfishh3284
      @crawwwfishh3284 6 місяців тому

      We’re being played like fools. I ain’t shutting up until I’m dead.

    • @Hilltopperpete
      @Hilltopperpete 6 місяців тому

      Nearly all Hispanic crimes are lumped into white crime statistics. There isn’t even a Hispanic category for many things the FBI releases demographic statistics on like hate crimes, violent crimes, sexual assault, or murder.

  • @masterofrockets
    @masterofrockets 6 місяців тому +235

    I look forward to the guy that keeps track of actresses turning 18

    • @thomashauer6804
      @thomashauer6804 6 місяців тому +69

      leonardo di caprio

    • @cx2900
      @cx2900 6 місяців тому +7

      idk if they still do but I think that was rolling stone

    • @js0pk0
      @js0pk0 6 місяців тому +2

      Luis J Gomez has like a dozen podcasts @mittlewerkrocketfella

    • @futurereflections4097
      @futurereflections4097 6 місяців тому +1

      February 19th 2022 was a great day for us patient non pedo coomers

    • @xxx0ox0
      @xxx0ox0 6 місяців тому +5

      Howard Stern does this

  • @elusivemayfly7534
    @elusivemayfly7534 6 місяців тому +122

    I thought we were in the darkest timeline. But I think it’s really the dumbest timeline. When you hit a critical mass of stupid, stuff gets dark.

    • @DS-ld8ns
      @DS-ld8ns 6 місяців тому

      How dare you think I'm the dimmest of them all, adn that there is no things going on upstairs in my head.
      Because I mean you might be right right now.
      and I just dont' understand how you could be dared to think that.

    • @RandomCommentHandle
      @RandomCommentHandle 6 місяців тому +1

      To be fair to the Gen Z regarding the Bin Laden stuff, that happened before they were born, so they're sifting through a lot of propaganda to get their facts. On the other hand, I've been walking around for 22 years wondering how grown adults saw that 9/11 footage and didn't work out it was a controlled demolition. Boomers, Gen X, Millenials and Gen Z, every generation has a majority of morons in it.

    • @reyray7184
      @reyray7184 6 місяців тому +1

      With the border wide open the darkness is spreading across the entire US like a wave of sewage.

  • @SBU_LIVE
    @SBU_LIVE 6 місяців тому +13

    "Its not appropriate to use it online, rather only while driving."
    killed me.

  • @pocobull
    @pocobull 6 місяців тому +30

    Finding the needle of anti-Indian/Asian/hate/homophobia in the haystack of anti-white hate would be mentally challenging for sure.

    • @crawwwfishh3284
      @crawwwfishh3284 6 місяців тому

      We’re being fed 🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂💩💩💩💩💩💩. The blacks say what ever they want.

  • @828_Nate
    @828_Nate 6 місяців тому +85

    All those white comments and you only choose the Asian and Indian hate comment. This is too funny Danny!! 😂😂

    • @katzarkul
      @katzarkul 6 місяців тому

      And that's only because it had 'Asians' and 'gays' in it. White libs hate Indians.

    • @avengemybreath3084
      @avengemybreath3084 6 місяців тому +23

      That’s literally Facebook policy. They don’t count anti-white comments as violating their hate-speech policy

    • @oliverklozov13
      @oliverklozov13 6 місяців тому

      @@avengemybreath3084 That's the default policy for every social media platform lol. You can openly advocate for the annihilation of the White race and be fine.

    • @voskresenie-
      @voskresenie- 6 місяців тому

      @@avengemybreath3084 That's why I respond by just citing statistics about [redacted] people but attribute them to white people. By the way, did you know that in spite of making up only [redacted]% of the population, white people are responsible for over half of violent crime?

  • @_TheGoob
    @_TheGoob 6 місяців тому +47

    I was thinking clowns, but I guess blacks and jews fit too.

  • @countables
    @countables 6 місяців тому +16

    117 anti-semitisms 🤣😂🤣

  • @kamixakadio2441
    @kamixakadio2441 6 місяців тому +13

    It took me a while to realize this was satire

  • @mustang607
    @mustang607 6 місяців тому +9

    Remember latest critical theory motto, islamophobia bad, hamasophobia worse.

  • @volvaiga7
    @volvaiga7 6 місяців тому +34

    Glad I caught this 20 seconds after the upload. This is definitely getting nuked like the IG 😂 Another great vid Danny!

  • @kennethmacalpin7655
    @kennethmacalpin7655 6 місяців тому +9

    Very glad to discover this is satirical. But there are people who actually do this and think it's an important thing to do. And that they're being totally neutral and not just tracking speech they don't like. And that online speech represents all speech.

  • @chairmanmeow2413
    @chairmanmeow2413 6 місяців тому +15

    Martin Goldlust needs to make a return. 🤙

  • @Krabbeify
    @Krabbeify 6 місяців тому +5

    "Only while driving" 😂 can confirm, that's when I'm bigoted AF

    • @crawwwfishh3284
      @crawwwfishh3284 6 місяців тому

      Man ain’t u heard black is back and white ain’t right. Get yo ass in line boy.

  • @maximeanselot3007
    @maximeanselot3007 6 місяців тому +26

    I like the new IDF hair cut Danny! And no, this is not an antisemitism

    • @karbonxiii
      @karbonxiii 6 місяців тому

      No not antisemitism just stupid.

  • @user-rx162r
    @user-rx162r 6 місяців тому +4

    ADL needs to compensate everyone everyone it has digitally defamed.

  • @wherebear
    @wherebear 6 місяців тому +3

    Gotta love a good troll. 😂 I was like: Black on black hate doesn’t count? What? Then he shows a huge thread with white hate and doesn’t mention that at all. Then he hits you with the “only while driving” at the end and you realize.

  • @its_holtzzy
    @its_holtzzy 6 місяців тому +14

    you are a treasure to our people.

  • @rontimus
    @rontimus 6 місяців тому +2

    Thank you for including folgers in the background.

  • @girle5584
    @girle5584 6 місяців тому +5

    The white people part.....too funny.

  • @Blaaake
    @Blaaake 6 місяців тому +20

    Society rests on your shoulders. Thanks for your excellent work Shawn!

  • @katofmine
    @katofmine 6 місяців тому +16

    we love you danny, even if you're gay and jewish

  • @thebeardjuice858
    @thebeardjuice858 Місяць тому

    I've learned a valuable lesson today. I will keep my hate speech behind the wheel.

  • @dansonoflightning2277
    @dansonoflightning2277 6 місяців тому +3

    1:04 Candace Owens, is that you?

  • @plstewaf3
    @plstewaf3 3 місяці тому

    Maxwell House and Folgers coffee in background! That verifies your truthful work!

  • @nwerd7584
    @nwerd7584 6 місяців тому +6

    fucking based lol

  • @WiseOwl_1408
    @WiseOwl_1408 6 місяців тому +11

    Seems to be a legitimate educational doc

  • @chris135x
    @chris135x 6 місяців тому +1

    First, all of society needs to come to an agreement in WHAT "hate speech" is. Right now, "hate speech" is just "i don't like what other people say even if it's not hateful".

    • @advert1489
      @advert1489 6 місяців тому +1

      That is all it will ever be. Any time someone says "we want to ban hatespeech" they are saying they want choose what is right and what is not.

  • @michaelgelunas1113
    @michaelgelunas1113 6 місяців тому +5

    Is that imperial or metric anti-Semitic units. The conversion rates aren't the same.

  • @Tential1
    @Tential1 6 місяців тому

    The one time I have my front door closed... Thank God. 😂😂😂

  • @zerphase
    @zerphase 6 місяців тому +2

    Is that a jar of cocaine to help you keep up?

  • @EZPZ_SoBadItsGood
    @EZPZ_SoBadItsGood 6 місяців тому +1

    couldn't you have found slightly higher resolution picture for the background?

  • @Embassy_of_Jupiter
    @Embassy_of_Jupiter 6 місяців тому +2

    1:50 Sean, you forgot that Indian could also be hate speech against Native Americans. Rookie mistake.

  • @garnetnard4284
    @garnetnard4284 6 місяців тому +1

    That’s my secret, Danny. I’m always driving.

  • @redstar8226
    @redstar8226 6 місяців тому +4

    Well ill send you plenty of work 😂

  • @capitolmediasystems7451
    @capitolmediasystems7451 6 місяців тому

    This is hilarious! Keep it up. 😂

  • @krazykkarl
    @krazykkarl 6 місяців тому +8

    Danny is now more TV friendly, he lost weight in his face but not as noticeably body which could be more lucrative. Hope to see you on Gutfeld soon!

    • @eye4452
      @eye4452 6 місяців тому

      He looks good with his haircut, too. I hope to see him on Gutfeld.

  • @thenathanimal2909
    @thenathanimal2909 6 місяців тому +1

    Doing the Lloyds work

  • @RealJugLY
    @RealJugLY 6 місяців тому

    The ADL just put a hit out on my life

  • @BH-yk5cn
    @BH-yk5cn 6 місяців тому +3

    Doing the great work for the Elder Gods.

  • @antonioreconquistador
    @antonioreconquistador 6 місяців тому +4

    Shawn Green tracks hate speech and plays on twitter all shabbat? No wonder he sucked when he was on the mets

  • @fenner1122
    @fenner1122 6 місяців тому

    Great sketch!

  • @HiTigereye
    @HiTigereye 6 місяців тому

    Thanks Sean!

  • @OoTRIGGAMANoO
    @OoTRIGGAMANoO 6 місяців тому +1

    Get em Danny!

  • @The-Man-On-The-Mountain
    @The-Man-On-The-Mountain 6 місяців тому

    This video is brilliant.

  • @LibertarianGalt
    @LibertarianGalt 6 місяців тому

    Great video 😂

  • @vasenkasi4846
    @vasenkasi4846 6 місяців тому

    So, if I put up a green screen and make it look like I'm in a moving car, hate speech is okay?

  • @davee9527
    @davee9527 6 місяців тому +3

    UA-cam didn't even give you a "context warning?" Better try harder next time.

  • @blablableh724
    @blablableh724 6 місяців тому +3

    Green Oy vey

  • @allouttabubblegum1984
    @allouttabubblegum1984 6 місяців тому

    He really did figure out the pyramid of oppression caste system.

  • @Python_Bacon
    @Python_Bacon 6 місяців тому +2

    hahahahaha, this is actually quite good

  • @eduardocastillo2261
    @eduardocastillo2261 6 місяців тому +1

    This is too funny 🤣 that’s how I imagine it happens

  • @Tential1
    @Tential1 6 місяців тому

    Buddy, gonna need a safety check or something first. I could have had this on my surround sound home theater....

  • @jakeb9188
    @jakeb9188 6 місяців тому +1

    This guy gets it

  • @SmugAmerican
    @SmugAmerican 6 місяців тому

    I thought he was serious at first lmao

  • @MrBrawl96
    @MrBrawl96 6 місяців тому +2

    Let’s go Mets

  • @randallminchew6780
    @randallminchew6780 6 місяців тому +2

    I hate hate!

  • @jessicabodhaine6314
    @jessicabodhaine6314 6 місяців тому

    Lol you are so fkn hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @mitchtickets
    @mitchtickets 6 місяців тому

    interesting approach to satire.

  • @superdupermax
    @superdupermax 6 місяців тому

    That is funny math 🤣

  • @BallisticPlate
    @BallisticPlate 6 місяців тому +1

    Sean Green?
    I've heard enough.

  • @DOAM1234
    @DOAM1234 6 місяців тому +1

    great, now i gotta go buy a car and learn how to drive

  • @pem...
    @pem... 6 місяців тому

    I'm gonna see if i can't get on here!

  • @Sir_TophamHatt
    @Sir_TophamHatt 6 місяців тому

    1:04 Candace owens in 10 years

  • @hektorlitch4993
    @hektorlitch4993 6 місяців тому +9

    Wait, isn't this also the guy who counts how many Jews are in things?

    • @WiseOwl_1408
      @WiseOwl_1408 6 місяців тому +3

      No totally different than leather apron club

    • @_Zane__
      @_Zane__ 6 місяців тому +2

      They're related obv

    • @Incitvs
      @Incitvs 6 місяців тому +2

      looks like you should be on the list

    • @hektorlitch4993
      @hektorlitch4993 6 місяців тому

      @@Incitvs That's *very* interesting when ya think about it

    • @samurai8698
      @samurai8698 6 місяців тому +2

      Nah that guy works in a garage and buttons up his shirt

  • @Peter-ns6jg
    @Peter-ns6jg 6 місяців тому

    Good

  • @BlueEyedColonizer
    @BlueEyedColonizer 6 місяців тому

    Well shit.......that pretty much sums it up

  • @nyk3334
    @nyk3334 6 місяців тому

    Oh, he hate speech track good!

  • @randallgibson4598
    @randallgibson4598 6 місяців тому +2

    hi dan

  • @lanceknuth5300
    @lanceknuth5300 6 місяців тому

    I'm so curious about Osama Bin Laden's letter. I realize that you are busy with your work on X so I will look the letter up myself!

  • @rpg_haven
    @rpg_haven 6 місяців тому

    lmao

  • @flowerlillyball6854
    @flowerlillyball6854 6 місяців тому

    We need to create a hate speech amicus

  • @barrybueler3356
    @barrybueler3356 6 місяців тому

    What if that 1st lady is a black Jew 😂

  • @purplehermit1607
    @purplehermit1607 6 місяців тому +1

    😂😂

  • @fletchergull4825
    @fletchergull4825 6 місяців тому

    That comes to a total of 117 anti-semitisms

  • @kayskelton4034
    @kayskelton4034 6 місяців тому

    Hilarious

  • @ReddySpaghetti69
    @ReddySpaghetti69 6 місяців тому +3

    this is the brother of the guy that keeps track of the how many Jews are in things.

  • @TheDragon160
    @TheDragon160 6 місяців тому

    Wow

  • @bounceday
    @bounceday 6 місяців тому

    I drive for a living kek

  • @sflasaint811
    @sflasaint811 6 місяців тому

    Just Bc it’s satire doesn’t mean it’s not true.

  • @crs1474
    @crs1474 19 днів тому

    How does he determine if it’s a bot?? These are pretty questionable to say the least.

  • @sharpe52312
    @sharpe52312 6 місяців тому

    Lol I got banned from UA-cam comments for hate speech because I mentioned a religion with a crescent.

  • @reedbruv2638
    @reedbruv2638 6 місяців тому

    Lmaooo

  • @crawwwfishh3284
    @crawwwfishh3284 6 місяців тому

    Can you tell me who gets to choose which words are hate. I’ve been banned without using any cuss words yet the blacks use the so called n word in their videos with no bans.

  • @Walkerxy
    @Walkerxy 6 місяців тому

    You missed the antisemitism of not including indians as Asians, because geographically they are south asians whereas orientals or East Asians are a seperate geographical group, also missed the chance to say smelly Indians not red ones.

  • @tarico4436
    @tarico4436 6 місяців тому

    I'm sure it's considered hate speech to help you with your English, yes? Please if you don't want me to show you how your title should be rewritten, do not click on "Read Moar." If you want to be hated on, you will click "Read Moar" but if you don't want hate, then you won't click "Read Moar." Why would you put me on a list when I've given you a choice to choose hate or choose to not receive hate??
    Your title should read: "The Guy Who Tracks Hate Speech Online." Animals and things are "that," people are "who." Examples: "The dog that went outside." And "The human who went outside."
    So do you feel as if I've been hateful toward you? All I've done is put more money in your pocket in the future. "How so?" I hear you ask. Here's how: if you listen to those who help you with your English like I have, and you add these improvements to your videos, you will get moar clicks......................... and I know that it's "more"................ and then you'll get more subs, and then you'll get more money. You do not need to thank me, but if I had a nickel for every time that my helps with the English language have led to me being handed the most sarcastic crap on the planet, I'd have a few thousand dollars. Yes, I help a lot, and not very many people like my help. Have you ever seen the movie "Idiocracy"?

  • @ronvanwegen
    @ronvanwegen 6 місяців тому

    Audio is out of sync with video. You're welcome!

  • @nataliewilliams9741
    @nataliewilliams9741 6 місяців тому

    Humanity is doomed.

  • @Fred_Zepplin
    @Fred_Zepplin 6 місяців тому +2

    There's No Such Thing As "Hate Speech" In A Country With "FREE Speech"

  • @RuskiArtem
    @RuskiArtem 6 місяців тому +1

    Danny, background music, please

  • @bobrocks8387
    @bobrocks8387 6 місяців тому

    Hate, Hate, Hate😊

  • @heatherrose3037
    @heatherrose3037 6 місяців тому

    mb

  • @jennifercerini3520
    @jennifercerini3520 6 місяців тому +2

    Only while driving.
    Translate to English.

  • @dainagrn7030
    @dainagrn7030 6 місяців тому

    What about hate speech in religious texts? For example in islamic scriptures it insite on making Jews to not exist. Is it right?

    • @Sir_TophamHatt
      @Sir_TophamHatt 6 місяців тому

      Doesn’t count. If you talk about it that counts as Islamophobia, though

    • @dainagrn7030
      @dainagrn7030 6 місяців тому

      @@Sir_TophamHatt islamophobia doesn't exist.

    • @Sir_TophamHatt
      @Sir_TophamHatt 6 місяців тому

      @@dainagrn7030 The “Online Hate Speech Tracker” guy would sure beg to differ. And i think his opinion in this regard matters rather more than yours or mine, unfortunately.

  • @cgm4379
    @cgm4379 6 місяців тому

    looooooooool

  • @Dr.Cosmar
    @Dr.Cosmar 6 місяців тому

    Attributing the comments to the author of the work they are commenting on...
    _That sounds like the most based thing I've ever heard.🙄_

    • @Sir_TophamHatt
      @Sir_TophamHatt 6 місяців тому

      Nah he’s just tallying all total antisemitisms, doesn’t matter where they come from

  • @Basedard
    @Basedard 6 місяців тому

    117 antisematisims....If this wasn't a factual video it would be funny...but as is its just sad.

  • @NortheasternATV
    @NortheasternATV 6 місяців тому +2

    First?

  • @Ben_U_Over
    @Ben_U_Over 6 місяців тому +1

    Get a real job

  • @GilbertVonArphostein
    @GilbertVonArphostein 6 місяців тому

    Please delete this video. It might be a threat to your life.