Clarkson, Hammond and May Trash-Talking Each Other's Cars For 5 Minutes Straight | The Grand Tour
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- Clarkson, Hammond and May Trash-Talking Each Other's Cars For 5 Minutes Straight | The Grand Tour Season 1 Moments (title was too long 😭)
Here are some but not all of the trash talking moments from the first season of the grand tour!
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"You've reversed into a V8, but not quite hard enough." That is just pure gold.
@Ki Rex he’s saying that he went backwards (reversed) into a v8 but not hard enough for it to be fully in the buggy.
It almost looks like a Supermodified, except that the engine is in the wrong place.
The amount of classic lines from top gear and GT is nearly endless.. loads in my head
I remembered that hahahahahaahhaahhaahah!
‘this is 2 scrap cars glued together by a muppet’
had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
he is muppet
Compilation of James saying Twoddle 😂
You want that?
@@Nymbal Yep it'll be awsome and somthing to watch 😆
Lol maybe
@@Nymbal f
"Irrelevant twoddle"
" That's crystal meth, that's some iffy weed "
F'ing face hurts now. lmao
Serves em right
That was a good one 😂
I lost it
Hammond looks soo happy in that dodge lmao
Yeaa
well, he is secretly an american, who like that sort of thing lol.
@@daemonhat I’m an American and I hate the scream of that supercharger. Of the three tested in that episode, I’d have the Aston. Even if it is brown.
@@stineberg8795 i'm an American too. and kinda feel the same way. i like the sound of it, but in small doses. and i would absolutely take the Aston over both the other cars.
@@stineberg8795 As a bag of party sized Doritos Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips, I love the whine of a supercharger as it revs up, very nice.
"How much does it weigh?"
"What unit?"
"Tonnes"
"5"
The complete lack of hesitation by James is killing me
James may underrated
Which episode is that?!
And then Hammond is busting a gut laughing without enough air in his lungs.
@@mmr7._prommr7._pro70I think grand tour and it’s eco car
0:59
"Push? 👉👈🥺"
"Hmm?"
"Can I have a push? 🥺👉👈"
🏎🏎💨💨
Irrelevant twaddle ❤️
i sometimes call my friend this too
2:55 "It isn't brown." "It's brown!" Idk why but the way James says that kills me everytime 😂
1:02 that look on Hammond’s face😂
👀
The grin that could eat the shit of even the greatest outflow pipes
I saw "shit" in the notification and was like HUHHH
@@Nymbal cuz it's the most shit eating grin in the world
This could be a gif
A compilation of James' expressions eg "you Pollock, irrelevant twaddle, glued together by a muppet"
I would but I'll have to delete the compilation videos to get into UA-cam partner program (to be monetized) unfortunately.
A 90hp engine but a 5hp foot 😹💔
Can’t recall a better trio. Wish they could go on forever
Sickle in the hands of a drunk peasant 😹💔
I love how May says "braoune"
Yus braone
The ending was legendary
Yes
I could watch them argue all day
At 3:50 when james says irrelevant twoddle, they have had to edit out the cigarette he was holding at the time in his right hand! LOL
hammond and may ripping on the alfa is gold lol
The face Hammond makes when hi wines that demon 😍😍😍
It’s a hellcat
@@mr.dj.1840 hellcat redeye or just hellcat?
@@1280pRacingonly just a hellcat
These blokes are comedy gold. Legends if you dare.
Hammond and dodge - still a better love story than twilight
These three knew each other far too fkn well.
Why "knew each other"? 😂 Did one of them die?
What units would you like
Tons
😐
Why’d you leave out the punch line
5.
'It was like being stuck in a phone box with a panicking gorilla'
Yes
I could think of worse things to be stuck in a phone box with......
Makes me laugh they trashed talked the Porsche n McLaren but silently loved it haha
„That’s because it’s boring and that’s because it’s BROWN“ 😂😛
the best TV has ever brought us.
Yeahh
2:06 That sliding thing is the air recirculation switch from a Suzuki Celerio
2:35 Jeremy does not smoke mid no sir 💯💯🔥
May and Hammond are colorblind as it turns out.
The entirety of UA-cam uses Summoning Salt music and I am so here for it. More please
3 guys I can honestly say I’m proud they represent our country
I've never actually been quote "stuck in a phone box with a panicking gorilla" before what's it like? Anyone else had that kind of experience? 🤨🤣
Nope
God no one makes me laugh as much them !!!
Ikr
I love the ending
These guys by themselves are great but together they are pure platinum.
“It’s miles!”
“Yezzzzz”
Yezzz
Thick sills, for strength
Razor blade in the hands of a surgeon
Sickle in the hands of a drunk peasant
Pure comedy
I’d forgotten how funny this show was
2:23
How much does it weigh?
*James* : What unit would you like?
Compilation of HCM trash talking every car
Yes
Clarkson, ”mine does 21 miles to the gallon”,
Hammond, “That’s because it’s boring and that’s because it’s brown!!!”
Clarkson about the Aston it's not a brown
Also Clarkson about the m850i it's brown
brown is brown
The aston is a sunset orange, james and richard are just colorblind
What episode is the first clip from? I like that Blue Rolls Royce Cab
90hp engine with a 5hp foot😂😂😂😂
Yeeeeees… thicc sills, strength.
lets be real though, that Aston is one of the prettiest cars ever, and honestly I very much like the color.
Your color blind if thats brown
Ironic!
Nowt wrong with a brown car anyways
Brown
Exactly
@@Nymbal Sunburst orange 🙃
3:35 is one of the funniest moments in the whole series
Is that all you go? Says the man who showed up in a AAA truck
Irrelevant twaddle.... 😂😂😂
From now on put your seat belt on will be my go too comment
Jame’s Aston was not brown, nor was it orange. In fact, I don’t think that color is even a real color!!!
Sunburst
1:28-1:31 Hahaha
Jumpscare Jane in the car
may 5th
Your right hammond
The Alfa 4C should stay as a track car instead of a road car
Hmmm
@@Nymbal look at the poor built quality
Maybe that specific one he got
@@Nymbal no Alfa Romeo has piss poor quality for quite a while now and still do🤣
1:11 I agree with Hammond. The Porsche is a razor blade.
It’s burnt orange 🍊
Are you sure?
The triumvirate.
A cayenne poscha is built by poscha this is glued together by a Muppet
That Aston is brown. Brown is actually a very dark orange. What that Aston actually is so it IS brown. Technically
Ngl I forgot how it looks, I do remember that the type of paint finish, makes it look different in different lighting conditions
You must be a tonne of fun at parties, ay?
I’ll die on this hill but the bloody Aston isn’t brown 🤌🤌
As far as I'm concerned Jeremy's Aston is amber
Hammond's shit eating grin at the end says it all.
ITS BROWN
Red
Irrelevant twoddle
Edit : 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of his best quotes
@@Nymbal lol, right! I love this one so much,"It's like pushing a luggage with opinions that points at stuff." 😂😂😂
Wouldn't that be so useful though 🤔
@@Nymbal I know, since it's mr. sense-of-direction driving. 🤣
can someone explain the first joke?
Seat belt hmmmm
Hmmmm
The McLaren P1 is an effing joke. Everytime I see it compete with any other car there are always McLaren engineers nearby having to fiddle with it and fix something. It's rubbish😝💩
Ending track name?
Don't use it anymore in my updated outro so I can't remember sorry
Home-Resonance
^ I did remember it but couldn't find your comment, luckily the guy above me replied to your comment :()
Outeo song plz
Forgot... Someone commented it in one of my videos but can't remember. I'll try to find it
Home resonance 🔥🔥
That's it ^^
I read the rolls Royce review online, it actually just says “people who relish both freedom and sophistication”. It doesn’t says what kind of people.
The title is a lie guys it's 5 minutes and 1 second
Idk why, it was exactly 5 mins I the editing software but the UA-cam added like 0.1 of a second so it says 5 min 1 sec :/
@@Nymbal it's still a lie tho I'm gonna report this vidoe for miss leading title
Lol ok
@@Nymbal I'm jk BTW I'm not report
Ik
Only 5 mins? Seriously?
Too short?! Also why does your pfp change from black and white to white and black?!
@@Nymbal sorry I meant no offence and yes my profile pic shifts colours😁
How did you do that? Didn't think you can have animated pfp
@@Nymbal I uploaded this GIF way back in 2014 or 2015. After about 2016 they made it impossible to add GIFs as profile pics, so I kept mine without changing it.
Oh wow.. Didn't even know that was a thing 😂
Oh cock….