Goodbye Horses | Chapo Trap House | Episode 562 FULL

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  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2024

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  • @commenter381
    @commenter381 3 роки тому +28

    A UA-cam executive told me on a conference call that, when this channel gets 100k subs, Matt will be forced to sit in a gamer chair for all future Cushvlogs.

    • @undergroundman1993
      @undergroundman1993 3 роки тому +8

      A gamer chair that occasionally falls apart when he sits on it

    • @ItsOgre
      @ItsOgre 3 роки тому +7

      I’d like to see what doing his Cushvlogs with him sitting in the most comfortable recliner with a back massager would sound like.

    • @colinwritesthings7445
      @colinwritesthings7445 3 роки тому +11

      @@ItsOgre He would still lean forward to loom over the camera like an approaching storm cloud.

    • @jovancooper1623
      @jovancooper1623 3 роки тому

      Simply epic

    • @janosmarothy5409
      @janosmarothy5409 3 роки тому

      @@colinwritesthings7445 a Bavarian "sturmer" you say 🤔

  • @Mark-jr6ld
    @Mark-jr6ld 3 роки тому +14

    Havana Syndrome gave me carpal tunnel and diarrhea.

  • @mitchhosking5599
    @mitchhosking5599 3 роки тому +12

    I wanna thank Chris for adding in the skipping at the end of the pod, it really reminds me to alt-tab and put another episode on when I'm gaming

  • @landryprichard6778
    @landryprichard6778 3 роки тому +14

    "We should give everyone in the CIA a Kong filled with peanut butter and Valium." 😂😂😂

  • @YKTMlivin
    @YKTMlivin 3 роки тому +21

    Intro is an all-timer
    This whole ep was great

  • @Sneezes_LoL
    @Sneezes_LoL 3 роки тому +16

    I love when Matt's puritan background pokes through and he refers to people as demons. The fact that is last name is incredibly ironic gives me great joy.
    They are demons btw

    • @chrismathewsjr
      @chrismathewsjr 3 роки тому +1

      a demon is as a demon does

    • @nickbrown4450
      @nickbrown4450 3 роки тому +2

      I think Matt's background is catholic actually but same vibe

  • @xXREdWInDSXx
    @xXREdWInDSXx 3 роки тому +8

    intro of the year right here

  • @Fluxquark
    @Fluxquark 3 роки тому +13

    I'm suffering from Havana syndrome right now, been Havana few too many last night. Waiting for congress to write me a big fat check

  • @KilgoreTroutAsf
    @KilgoreTroutAsf 3 роки тому +10

    I got belly fat alopecia and an STD. Thanks, Cuba!

  • @jamescoll130
    @jamescoll130 3 роки тому +6

    Omg kids in the hall flashback. Made my day guys.

  • @HatOfStraw
    @HatOfStraw 3 роки тому +13

    i can listen to this while i sleep ty

  • @BrandonAilion
    @BrandonAilion 3 роки тому +6

    I got way too hyped after that intro

  • @Khemri7
    @Khemri7 3 роки тому +4

    I'm sad that OZYFEST has been derailed by COVID. I wanted another episode with the boys visiting it and Matt ascending beyond the 4th dimension with a gallon of the LSD from 'Mandy'.

  • @tomrobbins5242
    @tomrobbins5242 3 роки тому +11

    Free Julian assange

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles2876 3 роки тому +8

    The only cure for Havana Syndrome is to get Every Time I Die to cover Camilla Cabello's Havana.

  • @TheTurkey79
    @TheTurkey79 3 роки тому +5

    GET CHRIS THAT DAMM SILVER PLAY BUTTON FFS! xD

  • @importantoldnews5414
    @importantoldnews5414 3 роки тому +4

    Goodbye Horses! Lol

  • @sethhovis6444
    @sethhovis6444 3 роки тому +6

    I get sick every time I hear the Chapo intro too.

  • @averagejoe455
    @averagejoe455 3 роки тому +1

    You could see them holding the reigns UNDER the whips they were holding in the pictures.

  • @danarchist74
    @danarchist74 3 роки тому +2

    I may or may not have "Havana syndrome" it depends on if I've been drinking heavily the night before.

  • @ChannelMath
    @ChannelMath 3 роки тому +10

    sound waves? microwaves? If only we had technology to DETECT such things!

    • @mrsoshadabaadman
      @mrsoshadabaadman 3 роки тому +6

      It's crazy. One would think the Cuban's haven't had 60 years of stifled economic and technological growth. Can't get needles but they can make heart attack guns from the CIA files 😂📂

    • @drummersherring5163
      @drummersherring5163 3 роки тому

      @@mrsoshadabaadman don't you know? They got it from the Russians, or the Chinese!1!!

  • @ItsOgre
    @ItsOgre 3 роки тому

    Really has been the year of the Horse. First all those yokels taking horse paste and dying and now this.

  • @BoneMachine1443
    @BoneMachine1443 3 роки тому

    Simon Roy slaps, A+ comics about space cannibals

  • @albertgriffith5801
    @albertgriffith5801 2 роки тому

    Matt could probably make a cult happen.
    Congrats on the 100k

  • @benedictsumberbatch458
    @benedictsumberbatch458 3 роки тому

    the CIA has been running out of ideas that they are resorting to using the Danger! Death Ray plot line

  • @albertseverino5576
    @albertseverino5576 3 роки тому +15

    I am super gay

  • @jaxw1453
    @jaxw1453 3 роки тому

    Best podcast

  • @TurboNemesis
    @TurboNemesis 3 роки тому +6

    Podcast

    • @_alia
      @_alia 3 роки тому

      What podcast? Are you alright, pal? You been to Havana lately, buddy?

    • @TurboNemesis
      @TurboNemesis 3 роки тому +1

      @@_alia podcast

  • @Tripplebeem
    @Tripplebeem 3 роки тому +11

    I’m gay.

  • @walkingdead171
    @walkingdead171 3 роки тому

    I’m straight

  • @walkingdead171
    @walkingdead171 3 роки тому

    Wikihow- Illuminati sacrifice

  • @SpicyDragoon
    @SpicyDragoon 3 роки тому +2

    What happened to Amber?

  • @No.0.o.0
    @No.0.o.0 3 роки тому

    It's really too bad it wasn't a Ferarri

  • @philesq9595
    @philesq9595 3 роки тому +4

    Wanna cyber? A/s/l?

  • @sparkpenguin
    @sparkpenguin 3 роки тому +3

    31:00 i love ya matt but i been on team "it's reverse psychology eugenics" for like 3mo and until i see enough evidence otherwise-- which i will acknowledge fairly and am waiting for-- i honestly believe that is what is going on. it's a soft belief-- i hope there's something to contradict it, and your analysis is terrific and i started out there-- but maybe i'm blackpilled i guess. 'it's the culture war/they're babies' is a tier below at this point it's too literal and talked about at this point. i don't think holding this belief will spare me anything, btw. a good easy feeling is all it's been sparing me since it dawned on me lol

    • @baeshnabumar7077
      @baeshnabumar7077 3 роки тому +1

      It's probably not reverse psychology eugenics. I doubt they feel sorry for Trump supporters dying of the virus but they are still very dedicated to their rules and norms. I think that they're very earnest when they encourage people to get the vaccine and they genuinely believe they can convince anti-vaxxers to get it if they're just reasonable enough. If they are doing this deliberately, it would imply that they want to win in 2022 and there's no way that's true, because if they get a greater majority people will actually expect them to do stuff, while if they lose horribly they can fundraise off of it. I understand why you'd think that but the Democrats are more like a clumsy french waiter than a svengali mastermind.

    • @topraman519
      @topraman519 3 роки тому

      I don’t think libs are TRYING to kill off conservatives, but I think most of them are well aware that lecturing conservatives is only going to further entrench anti-vaxx attitudes. That some conservatives will die is just an added bonus; you get to say “I told you so” while also having plausible deniability that you actually wanted them to die.

  • @Hunter_Brandon
    @Hunter_Brandon 3 роки тому +3

    Matt: You should feel alienated from all institutions in our society
    Also Matt: These dummies feel too much alienation from good institutions like the NIH

  • @heidimelcarek3677
    @heidimelcarek3677 3 роки тому +1

    You do know - ketamine is a veterinary medication. Thought you guys were against that