Cumtown - Nick doesn't love anything

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  • Опубліковано 24 кві 2023

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  • @natestarkovich4893
    @natestarkovich4893 Рік тому +141

    I love how there’s zero pauses or even a moment of considering the countless possibilities for answers before nick said that the only thing he’s ever loved is the simpsons

  • @tarabostespunk
    @tarabostespunk Рік тому +35

    Listening to Nick describing himself as a father and immediately being like huh he's just like my dad

  • @THApeanutMagician
    @THApeanutMagician Рік тому +332

    If my child came home from school to talk about the civil war I would make sure that he understood which side our family would have been on

    • @pingas2467
      @pingas2467 Рік тому +81

      Since my son is mixed, I think he knows which side he was on. The gay side

    • @THApeanutMagician
      @THApeanutMagician Рік тому +1

      @@pingas2467
      The Confederacy was the gay side. Not alot of people know this but the reason why the south didn't want to give up their slaves was because the owners were secretly getting railed by them. It had nothing to do with picking cotton. But you won't learn that from our marxist revisionist education system.

    • @Garrett1240
      @Garrett1240 Рік тому +24

      The gay team?

    • @pingas2467
      @pingas2467 Рік тому

      @@Garrett1240 positive. HIV positive

    • @CIARUNSITE
      @CIARUNSITE Рік тому +40

      Look slavery may be bad but have you seen the money they can be made off it? My son in class reflecting on our family's Jewish faith.

  • @mattthompson1105
    @mattthompson1105 Рік тому +37

    The moments Adam realises Nick is talking by pretty direct analogy about Stavros before Stav has realised he's been bodied are so good

    • @frostatine
      @frostatine Рік тому +4

      It adds so much re-watchability, especially after the split.

    • @whatevermanshitsboringwhoc9530
      @whatevermanshitsboringwhoc9530 Рік тому +15

      does that happen in this video??? I keep rewinding to figure out what you're talking about and it's driving me insane

    • @elbowjuice2627
      @elbowjuice2627 7 місяців тому

      @@whatevermanshitsboringwhoc9530idk man people online are weird

    • @eb2558
      @eb2558 Місяць тому

      When?

  • @Garrett1240
    @Garrett1240 Рік тому +111

    I wish I was my best friend Nick.

    • @THApeanutMagician
      @THApeanutMagician Рік тому +50

      I never had a male role model growing up until I discovered Nick Mullen. Now my dream in life is to be a self pissed coked out podcaster who calls things gay and makes fun of chinese people. I'm pretty sure jordan peterson talks about this.

    • @Garrett1240
      @Garrett1240 Рік тому +15

      @@THApeanutMagician My fin-goth brother 🤝

  • @kalashniben9005
    @kalashniben9005 Рік тому +30

    My best friend is so cool. I wish the best for him.

  • @ishheredia9626
    @ishheredia9626 Рік тому +5

    "The Simpsons"

  • @arturobandini4078
    @arturobandini4078 Рік тому +14

    This video proves--on a channel where the average views are like 100 or less--that you'll get high views if you post any old CT clip.

  • @Dennis_The_Peasant
    @Dennis_The_Peasant Рік тому +21

    I want a hot dog now

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 Рік тому +2

      Person A: "...bleached feces and pig pussies..."
      Person B: (Stomach growls)

    • @nutsackmania
      @nutsackmania Рік тому

      @@thehammurabichode7994 lol everything is perfect here please be forever

  • @GaziRahman-rt2ep
    @GaziRahman-rt2ep Рік тому +6

    If I were straight, then the stock footage at 0:55 would be highkey depressing, knowing I'll never have that

    • @bobbysandiego
      @bobbysandiego  Рік тому

      you will, bro. give it time.

    • @zarathustra1430
      @zarathustra1430 28 днів тому

      You don't "have" that. You impregnate a female. The rest is out of your hands.

  • @7mike2300
    @7mike2300 Рік тому +3

    Damn sounds like a rough way to live.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Рік тому +2

      It's actually really easy. Once you stop getting attached to toxic people and focus on what actually makes you happy, life gets so much simpler.

  • @markovmily6950
    @markovmily6950 Рік тому +16

    So, Nick is a psychopath?

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 Рік тому +11

      I sometimes wonder if Nick ever had a Joker-phase, which he'd finally kill himself over if anyone ever found out about it.
      But I think the issue is that the Joker gave a shit about things, so I guess I'm on the wrong trail.
      Also, it would be inaccurate to state that I am heterosexual.

    • @arturobandini4078
      @arturobandini4078 Рік тому +16

      There's a difference between autism and psychopathy.

    • @markovmily6950
      @markovmily6950 Рік тому +4

      @@arturobandini4078 Which of them apply to Nick, then?

    • @arturobandini4078
      @arturobandini4078 Рік тому

      @@markovmily6950 slight autism

    • @vwj9132
      @vwj9132 Рік тому +10

      @@markovmily6950 both

  • @bronneberg315
    @bronneberg315 Рік тому +30

    Sad how many young men feel the same way, like it's the cool way to be. Obviously a compensation for some issues. If you don't care, you can't be hurt. Classic loser mentality. Quasi tough guy.

    • @As-qz5lr
      @As-qz5lr Рік тому +26

      Don't read into it too much, it's comedy

    • @bobbysandiego
      @bobbysandiego  Рік тому +82

      Ignoring the bit, I understand where you're coming from. Of course it's a compensation for issues. It's a front that only lasts for so long before you break down. As men, we do get hurt - by women, our parents, people who are close to us, and I really don't think many of us have the emotional maturity to react to the aftermath of feelings we have with anything other than that sort of feigned apathy. It's not wrong to call it a loser mentality, but I don't think it's very helpful. We should be encouraging eachother to find ways that we can process these difficult emotions so that we're able to be open, love again, and be vulnerable when the time is right. Also, I'm gay.

    • @bronneberg315
      @bronneberg315 Рік тому +4

      @@As-qz5lr no, he really thinks that way. Or at least that's his real personality. I know a few, and none of them are comedians.

    • @jemimallah2591
      @jemimallah2591 Рік тому +22

      @@bronneberg315 its mostly a bit. nick clearly very much loves adam, for one thing

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 Рік тому +9

      ​@jemimallah2591 Didn't he order Stav to molest him, once? Which he did, cuz he's Greek?
      Was that a nightmare/dream I had? That was real, right?

  • @burner3596
    @burner3596 Рік тому +1

    quickest 3 minutes 16 seconds of my life