A ship full of wolves & The Drums of War | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | TFOS1067

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  • Опубліковано 19 вер 2024

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  • @dragonson04
    @dragonson04 3 роки тому +353

    The second most popular thing I've written. Honestly surprised at that fact...

    • @paulhuston9991
      @paulhuston9991 3 роки тому +22

      Congrats cheif.

    • @wintersking4290
      @wintersking4290 3 роки тому +19

      It's nicely written, well done.

    • @arobidy
      @arobidy 3 роки тому +25

      The drums of war are never idle. Simply building the tempo of humanity. With greater the war the higher heights we will reach.
      Pity the Xeno for the drums of war begin again.

    • @Cadiangrunt99
      @Cadiangrunt99 3 роки тому +5

      A freaking awesome story with an awesome reveal at the end.

    • @mstrfool
      @mstrfool 3 роки тому +2

      Don't be. It's well done.

  • @Amyante
    @Amyante 3 роки тому +178

    Good call from the aliens of that second story. If they're that sensitive to sound, they'd practically die to tinnitus as soon as the first artillery shells hit.

    • @PrimordialNyx
      @PrimordialNyx 2 роки тому +18

      We practically saved them right?

  • @Zack0
    @Zack0 3 роки тому +211

    the drums of war beat within us... thats actually kind of cool. but how freaking good is their hearing to be able to hear them.

    • @anthonypreston8355
      @anthonypreston8355 3 роки тому +29

      Ya imagine there terror when they here the sound of gun fire

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 3 роки тому +28

      @@anthonypreston8355 I though by it was artillery until they stood there longer than 30 seconds without becoming mulch.
      That’s some incredibly sensitive hearing. Too sensitive even considering wind and other sonic interference/waveforms (engines, radio, voices, sirens).

    • @seanrobert9661
      @seanrobert9661 2 роки тому

      @@IRMentat rolling thunder 😈

    • @JoinedSouls
      @JoinedSouls 2 роки тому +12

      @@IRMentat animals with sensitive hearing will tune out background sounds that would become disruptive to life like those.

    • @brotherbacchaddemater2403
      @brotherbacchaddemater2403 2 роки тому

      Good

  • @voodoovince8001
    @voodoovince8001 3 роки тому +79

    A lone human cost blood, a small pack will cost lives and thier Homeworld cost your Extinction.

    • @seanrobert9661
      @seanrobert9661 2 роки тому +1

      Humyz fraken right.

    • @xavierzaxavier5873
      @xavierzaxavier5873 2 роки тому +3

      There see a ironclad rule in Universe where Alien Alliance / Federation make rule to prohibited any race to attack/destroy Terran homeworld / Earth as that will cause extinct to whole galaxy / universe / dimensions
      There a famous saying " Humanity will not forget those who destroy their homeland , and when the come you race extinction date has descend" 😂😂🤣

  • @nocount7517
    @nocount7517 3 роки тому +66

    That's why a common U-Boat tactic in WWII was called the Wolf Pack.

    • @decoded360
      @decoded360 3 роки тому +2

      I wonder if the author used that as inspiration

    • @robertalexander5892
      @robertalexander5892 2 роки тому +1

      @@decoded360
      More than likely.

  • @robodiyah6657
    @robodiyah6657 3 роки тому +82

    Those soldiers probably had a high drum-pressure.

  • @johnmcnally2852
    @johnmcnally2852 3 роки тому +48

    Now this is the law of the jungle, as old and as true as the sky,
    And the wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the wolf that shall break it must die.
    As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk, the law runneth forward and back;
    For the strength of the pack is the wolf, and the strength of the wolf is the pack.

    • @Wolfrover
      @Wolfrover 2 роки тому +4

      Wash daily from nose-tip to tail-tip.
      Drink deeply, but never too deep.
      And remember the night is for hunting,
      And forget not that day is for sleep.

  • @ianhogben3472
    @ianhogben3472 3 роки тому +41

    The lack of hesitation is due to the fact no pirates would be stupid enough to attack a human ship

  • @Cat_Sandwiches
    @Cat_Sandwiches 3 роки тому +39

    from the first story’s title, I really thought we put god damn wolves on a ship and sent them to an enemy’s planet

    • @fleurgymcheurgy9267
      @fleurgymcheurgy9267 2 роки тому +5

      They would tho, lol

    • @ThePheonixSoldier
      @ThePheonixSoldier Рік тому +6

      i'm waiting for the first Military Working Dog in a ship fight story. The goodest war boy.

    • @sakib6258
      @sakib6258 Рік тому +4

      since most of these stories have our planet classes as a Deathworld, those wolves are gonna rise to the top quite fast

  • @BedlamsSon
    @BedlamsSon 3 роки тому +80

    The drums of war was wonderful. Thats some classic style writing there.

  • @drewahrens3141
    @drewahrens3141 3 роки тому +161

    Really liked the first one. Especially the ship names and how humans were compared to wolves.
    The second story was bad-ass

    • @yomogami4561
      @yomogami4561 2 роки тому +2

      thanks i couldn't have said it better

  • @Inufan2005
    @Inufan2005 3 роки тому +12

    First story isn't wrong... We pack bond with literally anything, and anything we have formed a bond with has our undying loyalty.

  • @Calaban619
    @Calaban619 3 роки тому +12

    For the algorithm
    I suspected this was the one where the human soldiers were seen across the battlefield, calling over " dude that rocked! Play it again!"
    Maybe on the next one.

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 3 роки тому +12

    Greeings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhythm that is Algo
    Story 1: The human wolves bite harder than BITE
    Story 2: Heart of a warrior, literally

  • @donaldscholand4617
    @donaldscholand4617 3 роки тому +22

    That sounds like the 'King Engine' of the hero ,King, from the One Punch Man manga franchise. 😉

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov 3 роки тому +20

    #2 is really interesting, though I expected them hearing the artillery barrage and been surprised to hear there's no such thing, but, I have to say -- the actual outcome is making 11/10 more fun and "cool" of a story)

  • @Angl0sax0nknight
    @Angl0sax0nknight 3 роки тому +52

    Argo your channel is like a drug, continue to listen to multiple readings and when there are no more I feel like I’m in withdrawal. Continue PLEASE🥰🥰

  • @struppi441
    @struppi441 3 роки тому +20

    If they could hear our heartbeat from across the fields our guns would fü*king deafen them the tanks and artillery would even be worse... and if a jet just flew across their army breaking the sound barrier it would definetly kill them xD

  • @eliandervalderen5849
    @eliandervalderen5849 3 роки тому +5

    The humans do not beat the drums of War. They become the drums of War!

  • @the_Kurgan
    @the_Kurgan 6 місяців тому

    "I don't fear an army of wolves led by a sheep. I fear an army of sheep led by a wolf." Alexander

  • @admDanRyan
    @admDanRyan 3 роки тому +4

    My thoughts on the stories
    First: The wolf packs of the German Navy during WWII
    Second: It for some reason reminded me of Yi Sun-Sin, who had his son bang the drums even as he died, only being known to have passed when the battle was over and won

  • @chriswedemann8599
    @chriswedemann8599 3 роки тому +3

    The strength of the wolf is the pack, the strength of the pack is the wolf. The pack cares for its own.

  • @alfredsutton4412
    @alfredsutton4412 Рік тому +1

    I listened to this a year ago and liked it then! A change of phones allows me to like it again. Thank you for reading for us.

  • @randomguy3080
    @randomguy3080 Рік тому +1

    Imagine if those aliens in the second story met King from one punch, that shit would be wild

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 9 місяців тому

    Yep, welcome to the deathworld where the ceasing of a heartbeat indicates death.

  • @matthewbenton4767
    @matthewbenton4767 3 роки тому +4

    if our heart is a war drum, the chunk-chuhnk of a pump shotty must be music to them

  • @kindaria
    @kindaria 10 місяців тому

    For the rythem of the algo,for the beard of the awesome!

  • @kennethhummel4409
    @kennethhummel4409 3 роки тому +18

    Morning Agro Squerril, just missed the premier, still made it with my coffee and bagel though.

    • @mr.k4918
      @mr.k4918 3 роки тому

      wate till they read a tell tell heart

  • @abrahamsorby8193
    @abrahamsorby8193 Рік тому +1

    Humans will do anything for those they call friends, and they will commit unimaginable atrocities on those they call enemies

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 Рік тому

    oh two wonderful stories
    i love the idea of the ships organization and that they are wolfpacks
    while i wished the humans had been bagpipes i understand the purpose of the drums
    thanks for the narration

  • @erushi5503
    @erushi5503 2 роки тому

    From the movie/play les miserables, "the beating of their hearts echos the beating of their drums"

  • @robertstoneking7916
    @robertstoneking7916 Рік тому

    Story 1 Fenrir didn't hesitate to consider whether it was a pirate trap. Of course not, whether you were being attacked by pirate or were the pirates they still get a live fire exercise. Story 2 I fully expected the drums of war to be stomp stomp clap until the alien started listening at the human delegation.

  • @bendover9813
    @bendover9813 3 роки тому +8

    Boo yeah, I’m so hype to see another video out, the consistency is absolutely amazing!

  • @clarkb1900
    @clarkb1900 2 місяці тому

    2nd story... it's the "King Engine"! 😳

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 2 місяці тому

    The second story was a bit of a surprise.

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar Рік тому

    Human vessels always travel in packs... Even if the smallest one can obliterate pretty much any enemy vessel or treat.
    Second story... The Human's «drum of war» are our harts. Those xenos have a pretty good hearing... Good call, as even using swords and spears they could be defeated. Now, just wait for the first bursts from the sub-machine guns and see their brains melt.

  • @dairoleon2682
    @dairoleon2682 2 роки тому

    In the second story, every human has a King Engine.

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 Рік тому

    Fenrir: Recommissioned Space Battleship Yamato.

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 3 роки тому +3

    The wolves piece was full of chuckles😂

  • @lindaorr1805
    @lindaorr1805 Рік тому

    Your chapters never disapoint. Bravo

  • @Sjackson2369
    @Sjackson2369 3 роки тому +5

    For the algorithm! For the squerril! For the pack!

  • @loganshaw4527
    @loganshaw4527 Рік тому

    The aliens can hear our hearts beat. Lol just wait till they hear our music.

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 2 роки тому

    Basically this is One Punch Man and those aliens are the same type of people who assumed King had the King Engine.
    glorious hilarity.

  • @santiagoperez5431
    @santiagoperez5431 3 роки тому

    We really do pack bond with anything

  • @jhart6764
    @jhart6764 3 роки тому +2

    So new thing I do. I listen to your videos while playing EDF.
    THE EDF DEPLOYS!

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому +5

    Bless the Squerril
    Bless the Author

  • @bethanysmith5856
    @bethanysmith5856 2 роки тому

    LOL yeah that sounds about right for the size of the gun

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 роки тому

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @donaldscholand4617
    @donaldscholand4617 3 роки тому +3

    Humans always hunt in packs ... 👍

  • @markuhler2664
    @markuhler2664 2 роки тому

    Was hoping a roc concert would break out in the 2nd one.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 роки тому +2

    5:38 To assert dominance, _Obviously._
    Clearly they've never heard of Texas.

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому +2

    Both, two beautiful stories

  • @Heidao623
    @Heidao623 2 роки тому

    If they can hear our heartbeats, they should hear our real drums

  • @k0rf3on6
    @k0rf3on6 3 роки тому +2

    title of the second one reminds me of overture 1812 by Tschaikowsky

    • @demonelf2094
      @demonelf2094 3 роки тому

      For me Taiko war drums, you know giant ones.

  • @humanguyalsoperson7987
    @humanguyalsoperson7987 3 роки тому

    the first encounter to something that has a heart how many species do they know that just don't have hearts

  • @justaraptorridingamericanw3382
    @justaraptorridingamericanw3382 3 роки тому +1

    Wonder if I'll ever get on here

  • @Aolsucs
    @Aolsucs 3 роки тому

    sHeeeEeEsh those both had me get goose bumbs.

  • @gemmel3197
    @gemmel3197 2 роки тому

    This was clever.

  • @Thorin7.62
    @Thorin7.62 3 роки тому +3

    Food for the alogo rythm!

    • @blubruh5785
      @blubruh5785 3 роки тому

      Bruh not to be rude but ain't it spelled algorithm

    • @johntaco861
      @johntaco861 3 роки тому

      @@blubruh5785 hey it’s close enough.

    • @blubruh5785
      @blubruh5785 3 роки тому

      Yea just wanted to say it

    • @Thorin7.62
      @Thorin7.62 3 роки тому

      @@blubruh5785 yep, you're correct, part of it was intentionally misspelled, the extra o, however, was not it

    • @blubruh5785
      @blubruh5785 3 роки тому

      @@Thorin7.62 oh thanks

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 Рік тому

    A comment to appease the algorithm and help the channel.

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 2 роки тому +1

    For the voice

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 роки тому

    Nice gun.

  • @paulburney7250
    @paulburney7250 3 роки тому

    ... if you don't, I'll send ANOTHER nanite swarm to steal your OTHER sock.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 9 місяців тому

    It would be instructive to the xeno captain to look up the history behind the names of the human ships.

  • @DerGeistDesKriegers
    @DerGeistDesKriegers 10 місяців тому

    Wolves hunt in packs.

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 3 роки тому

    keeper going

  • @mfree80286
    @mfree80286 3 роки тому +2

    "Humans always hunt in packs"... example: US Navy carrier groups.

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 2 роки тому

      The thing you have to remember about humans is we travel in packs.
      Titan a.e.

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 3 роки тому +1

    A GREAT PAIRING OF STORIES❣❣❣❣❣

  • @mstrfool
    @mstrfool 3 роки тому

    I half expected them to land at a rave..

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 роки тому

    For the pack

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 3 роки тому

    Whoa!!! on the second one,🤯😲

  • @thunderbird4636
    @thunderbird4636 3 роки тому

    Awesome story loved them both

  • @kalskirata42
    @kalskirata42 3 роки тому

    Ye got enough wolves in yer wolves, boyo?

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 3 роки тому +2

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @thelaughinghyenas8465
    @thelaughinghyenas8465 3 роки тому

    The drums of war that they heard would be artillery.

  • @ketchupitall
    @ketchupitall 2 роки тому

    For the algorithm!

  • @royalroses123
    @royalroses123 3 роки тому

    Wait till they find out about how we move the whole solar system around the galaxy...

  • @rainbowchaser73
    @rainbowchaser73 2 роки тому

    for the algorithm

  • @davidholbrook6335
    @davidholbrook6335 2 роки тому

    The reason why people have so weird names on the internet because they're trying to remain somewhat autonomous that way it's hard to find out who they are cuz the internet is a very scary voice and you don't want to give away your name or anything even right now if you do give away your name like I'm doing which I may or may not be doing could be a double bluff or triple bluff so even if I did give away my name if no one would take it seriously because no one would give away their name this could be a distraction or a trick so someone trying to mess with me or my credit score or whatever won't be able to do so cuz they won't be able to know if I put down my actual name to protect myself.

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov 3 роки тому

    #1, Made My Day!)

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 3 роки тому +1

    neat

  • @Tmonger127
    @Tmonger127 3 роки тому

    A comment for the Algorithm.

    • @nos2342
      @nos2342 3 роки тому

      To please the algorithm is all

  • @TheRealInscrutable
    @TheRealInscrutable 2 місяці тому

    200K

  • @johnjohnjohnson7720
    @johnjohnjohnson7720 3 роки тому +1

    Do an intro where your headphones are backwards, you have a squirrel stuck in your throat, you do it with(out) energy while also speed running the intro.

  • @asurasyn
    @asurasyn 3 роки тому

    Didn't you do Drums of War before?
    I could swear you did...

  • @sordakthemobile1777
    @sordakthemobile1777 3 роки тому +1

    Yo Agro fandom, I need some help finding one of his episodes that I loved. It was about a human explaining war terms like Scorched Earth and Acceptable Casualties to an alien, and there were no translations for them. I've wanted to listen to this for a awhile again, but cannot find it. Does someone know what it is called?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому

      not sure , cant think of what is was called

    • @sordakthemobile1777
      @sordakthemobile1777 3 роки тому +1

      @@AgroSquerril yeah bro. I thought it was one of your Weaponry ones or something, but alas. Anyway, keep doing what you do, love your readings.

    • @darthragnarok1066
      @darthragnarok1066 2 роки тому

      found it 'negotiations' ua-cam.com/video/Ohk3JUtQMWo/v-deo.html

  • @H1Guard
    @H1Guard Рік тому

    Thar was weird

  • @sirwinterofwinterland9901
    @sirwinterofwinterland9901 3 роки тому

    6 days and it has 1.1k likes and 1 dislike.

  • @josmeijers2818
    @josmeijers2818 2 роки тому

    F.T.A !

  • @Wolfbroa
    @Wolfbroa 3 роки тому

    Fantastic lmao

  • @Bdady74
    @Bdady74 3 роки тому +1

    Algorithm appeasement comment

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 8 місяців тому

    157th, 7 January 2024

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 роки тому

    F.A.S.

  • @VadulTharys
    @VadulTharys 2 роки тому

    F T A

  • @blinking_dodo
    @blinking_dodo 3 роки тому

    Don't pin me, but pin GenericUser 984
    :)

  • @ceilyurie856
    @ceilyurie856 3 роки тому +6

    The human ship in the first one sounds like how i'd design one of my capital ships in Space engineers. Oh...and I was writing this the story was still being read...and I was considering building a massive repilica of a DS-9 esque station...and was gonna equip it with jump drives. Normally you can't move stations in SE, but I was actually going to make it as a large grid ship. and there is a mod to enable transmission of energy remotely...like with microwave transmission arrays. So there will be more than ample power. We're talkign an absolutely MASSIVE station.

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm