Team America: World Police (2004) Carnage Count

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 7 жов 2024
  • A statistical breakdown of carnage in Team America!
    To watch our newest video: goo.gl/TZiEVs
    🎥 To Watch this Film: amzn.to/2MNbILj
    📷 Hang with us on Instagram at / carnagecounts
    🐼 Support us! / carnagecounts
    🍩 Like us on Facebook at / carnagecounts
    👻 Follow us on Twitter at / carnagecounts

КОМЕНТАРІ • 346

  • @scottyoshihara2458
    @scottyoshihara2458 6 років тому +299

    The tigers in this movie are the most ferocious yet cute animals I’ve seen in a long time.

    • @JohnDonovan1968
      @JohnDonovan1968 6 років тому +16

      Scott Yoshihara panthers*

    • @doomdemon1205
      @doomdemon1205 5 років тому +19

      They're panthers.

    • @sainttan
      @sainttan 5 років тому +9

      No, there panties, they're very ferocious.

    • @yaraihan
      @yaraihan 5 років тому +4

      It's A Black Cat

    • @BaryonyxBoy-bz1qn
      @BaryonyxBoy-bz1qn 4 роки тому +5

      Their obviously a rare female black lion

  • @flippedoutkyrii
    @flippedoutkyrii 6 років тому +211

    They actually stuffed a pig into the Michael Moore Puppet. According to Matt and Trey, it made a bigger mess then they anticipated.
    And Matt Damon himself was upset he couldn't voice his puppet, and openly stated he would have done it the moment Trey or Matt asked.

    • @plshelpmeawkdough
      @plshelpmeawkdough 6 років тому +20

      flippedoutkyrii to this day I still hope they redub it with Matt Damon's voice

    • @TheKing-uu7jn
      @TheKing-uu7jn 5 років тому +22

      Fun fact. Alec Baldwin thought this was so.funny he offered to redub himself in this.

  • @RadJack14
    @RadJack14 2 роки тому +57

    I just love how you showed the clips of Matt Damon saying his name each time

  • @eleethtahgra7182
    @eleethtahgra7182 4 роки тому +17

    5:50 amazing how they made the roach go for the cockpit.

  • @TopsyTriceratops
    @TopsyTriceratops 6 років тому +114

    I cracked up when the panthers were just adorable black cats! So cute!

    • @kimchii4517
      @kimchii4517 6 років тому +1

      TopsyTriceratops so cute ;-;

    • @ArceeStarFan
      @ArceeStarFan 6 років тому +5

      TopsyTriceratops yeah I thought they were real panthers but it was black house cats with green eyes.

  • @RandEinfeldt
    @RandEinfeldt 4 роки тому +22

    3:37 the guy is making a Star Wars reference and it's the 66th kill count. ""Execute Order 66."

  • @kingleinad6259
    @kingleinad6259 6 років тому +96

    I love the smell of freedom in the morning😍🇺🇸

    • @stevenbowen8098
      @stevenbowen8098 6 років тому +3

      King Leinad TRUE THAT

    • @lucasbarbieri2058
      @lucasbarbieri2058 5 років тому +2

      I love the smell of nalpam in the morning
      Smells like ....victory

    • @abotz5396
      @abotz5396 4 роки тому +1

      @@lucasbarbieri2058 Retreat out of vietnam hahaha

    • @abotz5396
      @abotz5396 4 роки тому +1

      @@lucasbarbieri2058 you lost the war ahahaha

  • @scottyoshihara2458
    @scottyoshihara2458 6 років тому +256

    I remember this movie for one thing, Matt Damon.

  • @XTheFrenchguyX
    @XTheFrenchguyX 2 роки тому +42

    5:37 the best kill

  • @HaruCanalPrimario
    @HaruCanalPrimario 2 роки тому +21

    3:31 Why this moment is very similar to something *Far far away...*

    • @nba_bryan
      @nba_bryan 2 роки тому +2

      *PTSD Intensifies about that one scene far far away*

  • @hudsoneyseleh9444
    @hudsoneyseleh9444 4 роки тому +9

    3:50
    *sees team*
    me: nice
    *sees number*
    me: NICE

  • @gamingmoments1584
    @gamingmoments1584 6 років тому +106

    My favorite childhood movie 😂😂😂

    • @CarnageCounts
      @CarnageCounts  6 років тому +19

      sounds like a fun childhood

    • @gamingmoments1584
      @gamingmoments1584 6 років тому +2

      Carnage Counts yeah it was 😂👍🏾

    • @catherinesaahene79
      @catherinesaahene79 6 років тому +3

      Gaming Moments me to

    • @ArceeStarFan
      @ArceeStarFan 6 років тому +4

      Gaming Moments but this movie was Rated R it was not for children because it has violence and sex and strong language.

    • @kaptainkool3911
      @kaptainkool3911 5 років тому +1

      I saw this movie on DVD when I was really young. My uncle was a little drunk and put this on for me I remembered most of the parts including the America, Fuck Yeah song. I think it was the very first R-rated film that I've seen, and it's one of my favorite comedy films.

  • @lnsyt5282
    @lnsyt5282 6 років тому +54

    Happy Independence Day from Germany ^^

  • @KingSathanas
    @KingSathanas 6 років тому +44

    MURIKA FUKK YEAAAAH !

  • @alexshank1414
    @alexshank1414 Місяць тому +1

    “I berieve him.”
    “Yea. Me too.”
    “A Ping Chow.”
    “K. Have a nice day.”
    “Bar Jarn.”

  • @msf2000
    @msf2000 6 років тому +54

    If Broforce is a movie, but with puppets and more murica

  • @dvbstepericz
    @dvbstepericz 6 років тому +8

    Carnage Counts f**k YEAH!!

  • @JohnDonovan1968
    @JohnDonovan1968 6 років тому +86

    Maaaat Demooon...

  • @dwayneqaggutaq2468
    @dwayneqaggutaq2468 2 роки тому +12

    I remember watching this movie! it was funny!

  • @demiurge7676
    @demiurge7676 6 років тому +14

    Imagine if this movie were released in this year 😂

  • @richardnovak4470
    @richardnovak4470 6 років тому +19

    The single best puppet movie ever

    • @Gunman610
      @Gunman610 4 роки тому

      You've never seen Meet the Feebles

    • @richardnovak4470
      @richardnovak4470 4 роки тому

      @@Gunman610 I actually did but Team America is on a whole ´nother level

  • @mrtitomell
    @mrtitomell 2 роки тому +8

    The pure destruction of puppets

  • @carltonstaples7423
    @carltonstaples7423 6 років тому +1

    One of best comedies of all time!!! This should had been a kick ass TV series. It's Thunderbirds meets G.I. Joe and South Park. America, Fuck Yeah!!! God Bess Carnage Counts!!!

  • @skygaming9846
    @skygaming9846 2 роки тому +6

    Go Jetters: saving the landmarks
    Team America: destroying the landmarks

  • @3ntrpr1z53
    @3ntrpr1z53 6 років тому +14

    4:04 Pfffffffffffffffffffffff. Dat face doe.

  • @dejanjosipovic5165
    @dejanjosipovic5165 6 років тому +5

    The makers of South Park made this! Freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!

  • @CHANGSIRIWAT5843
    @CHANGSIRIWAT5843 Рік тому +4

    CREDITS:
    TM & © Paramount (2004)
    Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Kristen Miller, Masasa Moyo, Daran Morris
    Screenwriter: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Pam Brady
    Director: Trey Parker

  • @andreagonzales5696
    @andreagonzales5696 6 років тому +7

    thank you Carnage count i don't care about the purge movies i love this movie and video thank you oh i also give this video a like

  • @JohnDonovan1968
    @JohnDonovan1968 6 років тому +26

    "USA! USA! USA! USA!"

  • @cajunboi4888
    @cajunboi4888 6 років тому +13

    Happy Independence Day.

  • @froztgamergamesreactionsan6298
    @froztgamergamesreactionsan6298 4 роки тому +1

    5:15 the sudden face change when you realize a silly thing could mean your dead, literally in this case

  • @dragorespillerofblood4884
    @dragorespillerofblood4884 6 років тому +5

    Crazy and awesome. A bit weird though. But still awesome. Happy 4th of July carnage count.

  • @natying35
    @natying35 4 роки тому +5

    1:16 lucky the Sphinx isn’t damage

    • @gangstabeargaming
      @gangstabeargaming 2 роки тому +1

      Its head actually fell off after but that scene wasn't shown in this vid

  • @chimeraking5286
    @chimeraking5286 6 років тому +16

    Happy 4th of July
    Carnage Count
    Pls do The Condemned (2007)

  • @realprime1452
    @realprime1452 Рік тому +7

    They paid good money for all those marionette puppets.

  • @jamesguarino8521
    @jamesguarino8521 6 років тому +6

    Boy do I love America

    • @CarnageCounts
      @CarnageCounts  6 років тому +2

      F*** Yeah!

    • @jamesguarino8521
      @jamesguarino8521 6 років тому +1

      Carnage Counts oh shite u responded. Thx dude😂 luv ur vids. Especially in horror movies, you’re writing at the end calms me down😂

  • @JAMES-qp8tz
    @JAMES-qp8tz 2 роки тому +7

    Wilhelm Scream at 00:03:48

  • @giancarlovasquez2439
    @giancarlovasquez2439 6 років тому +4

    4:39 MATT DAMOOON

  • @PrehistoricLEGO
    @PrehistoricLEGO 6 років тому +1

    MURICA
    I actually been waiting for this for a while
    FUCK YEAH

  • @mechaxenozamasu9311
    @mechaxenozamasu9311 5 років тому +7

    I died when I thought the black cats where Panthers X-D

  • @PlanetXerox
    @PlanetXerox 6 років тому +1

    Oh my childhood... Nice one Carnage

  • @msemih67
    @msemih67 6 років тому +3

    Hey CarnageCounts gen you guys do a count on Once Upon a Time in the West and Once Upon a Time in America please

  • @BransonPhanTheTerminatorFan675
    @BransonPhanTheTerminatorFan675 2 роки тому +19

    There were 82 kills in Team America: World Police.

  • @bjsasse62109
    @bjsasse62109 6 років тому +10

    Team America Two:
    Apocalypse Un

  • @ryancox9281
    @ryancox9281 6 років тому +1

    One of my favorites! "Fuck yeah!"

  • @QuickAlbumReviews
    @QuickAlbumReviews 5 років тому

    I got my cup of coffee and watching the carnage count of Team America. Today is gonna be a good day.

    • @CarnageCounts
      @CarnageCounts  5 років тому +2

      Woah, I'm about to walk to the convenient store to get some caffeine myself. Glad to hear you're having a good day.
      AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

  • @joshbenjoe1104
    @joshbenjoe1104 2 роки тому +5

    From the guys who brought us “South park”

  • @MasterCreator1998
    @MasterCreator1998 5 років тому +2

    From Trey Parker and Matt Stone who brought you South Park bigger Longer & Uncut.

  • @SouthJerseySam
    @SouthJerseySam 6 років тому

    I always love that final scream from Tim Robbins

  • @xxsideouz8953
    @xxsideouz8953 6 років тому +4

    Lol I gotta get my hands on this movie! 😂

  • @josema7679
    @josema7679 5 років тому +1

    This is my favourite channel on UA-cam!!!

    • @CarnageCounts
      @CarnageCounts  5 років тому +1

      That means so much Jose! Thank you!

  • @CyberAztec
    @CyberAztec 6 років тому +6

    AMERICA
    FUCK YEAH

  • @JB95Official
    @JB95Official 6 років тому +2

    I have a request, “Hotel Transylvania” (2012) & “Hotel Transylvania 2” (2015) in Coprse Count starting July 9th! Thank You! 😊👍

  • @popjumpy
    @popjumpy 5 років тому +1

    The panthers being played by black cats is so cute!!!! ^^

  • @cecilianavarrete8802
    @cecilianavarrete8802 6 років тому +1

    that's the power of america

  • @enlightenerofcryptozoology8761
    @enlightenerofcryptozoology8761 6 років тому

    I loved this movie when I first saw it and still do now.

  • @ibukimioda4646
    @ibukimioda4646 6 років тому +1

    Thoughts on Samurai Jack VS Afro Samurai?

  • @notsoninjajoe2857
    @notsoninjajoe2857 5 років тому

    Truly a classic for the ages

  • @kaijukid1443
    @kaijukid1443 2 роки тому +4

    Same guys who made South Park ya don't say?

  • @bryantmarquez2258
    @bryantmarquez2258 Рік тому +3

    this tramatize me as a kid

  • @johncraw8572
    @johncraw8572 4 роки тому

    Awesomeness please do more thanks

  • @johncraw8572
    @johncraw8572 4 роки тому

    Awesome movie please do more thanks

  • @petrotahal1915
    @petrotahal1915 6 років тому

    I like this movie very much and im glad you male this!!😀😀

  • @dannu4523
    @dannu4523 5 років тому +8

    Go USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

  • @kevinbaker4241
    @kevinbaker4241 6 років тому

    I had this on DVD, and it was absolutely hilarious! Then I loaned it to a co-worker of mine and never got it back. Oh well - my mother would have thrown it away...

  • @johncraw8572
    @johncraw8572 6 років тому +1

    Love this movie

  • @matthijssmeets4799
    @matthijssmeets4799 6 років тому

    Could you do Infamous 1 & 2 videogame cutscenes? (they're we're deaths in it).

  • @elevenfifteen16
    @elevenfifteen16 Рік тому +5

    4:04 lmao

  • @killeing
    @killeing 6 років тому +6

    Wow, Pinocchio's backstory is a lot more complicated that I remember O_o.

  • @oooppi01ponzais14
    @oooppi01ponzais14 6 років тому +1

    how about you counting tv shows like Law and Order

  • @siantang2356
    @siantang2356 6 років тому +4

    Carnage counts ninja assassin 2009 request please?

  • @Userius1
    @Userius1 6 років тому

    Going back to Sci-Fi flicks, can you do Curse of the Komodo?

  • @venomknight7031
    @venomknight7031 6 років тому

    congratulations you reach 61K subs

  • @MrNuclearturtle
    @MrNuclearturtle 6 років тому

    wish we got a sequel, you can see how much labour went into this film and it shows

    • @kurosakikun96
      @kurosakikun96 5 років тому

      Unfortunately that's exactly why it will never get a sequel, the amount of effort it took made Matt and Trey basically agree to never work with puppets ever again

  • @sergiosalas4784
    @sergiosalas4784 6 років тому +7

    I'd rather have dis then real people

  • @ogre_enterprises9398
    @ogre_enterprises9398 6 років тому

    you guys should do videos on Troma Films like Toxic Avenger (Citizen Toxie) and Terror Firmer. Another good one is Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

    • @CarnageCounts
      @CarnageCounts  6 років тому +2

      Yes! We need to dedicate an entire week to Troma!

  • @majinmilan3636
    @majinmilan3636 6 років тому

    Thank you!

  • @Endervulpe
    @Endervulpe 6 років тому +6

    0:38 WHY DOES THAT SOUND LIKE AN UNEDITED CARTMAN VOICE XD

    • @Dont_Dead.
      @Dont_Dead. Рік тому +1

      I guess because they have the same voice actor

    • @Endervulpe
      @Endervulpe Рік тому +1

      @@Dont_Dead. I know now, I was like 14 when I posted that comment

  • @bruhthisisweird
    @bruhthisisweird 2 роки тому +1

    Landmarks i remember:taj mahal hollowood sine and big ben

  • @lexmaximaguy8788
    @lexmaximaguy8788 5 років тому

    The bar scene...oh the bar scene.....

  • @thecarlosmunozchannel2649
    @thecarlosmunozchannel2649 6 років тому +2

    Uncle Sam (1996) Carnage Count

  • @Хвалітьмоноліт
    @Хвалітьмоноліт 6 років тому +9

    America beats terrorist, America beats commies, america beats north correa, america beats everything
    Happy 4 of July!

  • @Alpha70
    @Alpha70 6 років тому +10

    It's soo ridiculous xD

  • @Gunman610
    @Gunman610 6 років тому +24

    It was funny hearing conservatives say that it was great because they kill a bunch of Hollywood liberals, but they missed that they also mocked conservative jingoism throughout the whole movie.

    • @YangTheGoddess
      @YangTheGoddess 6 років тому +2

      Gunman610 sounds like something a libral would say

    • @elijahhill6602
      @elijahhill6602 6 років тому

      Give it up for the Trump lover, everybody!!! 👏👏

    • @IronPiedmont
      @IronPiedmont 5 років тому +1

      It was making fun of both sides. As a result, both sides got a kick out of it as well.

  • @thirtietripod5954
    @thirtietripod5954 6 років тому

    Can you make a quiet place crange count please

  • @driftmemes8539
    @driftmemes8539 6 років тому

    Are you gonna do the death cure?

  • @ttvphilswifft8682
    @ttvphilswifft8682 4 роки тому

    If there's going to be a team america 2 then someone else is going to have to make it because obviously stone and Parker are done with puppets but the Kim jong ill cockroach cliff hanger thing does a great job of convincing me they intended on there being a sequel but was like "fuck it nevermind this puppet shit is a nightmare"

  • @마덕이
    @마덕이 5 років тому

    3:39 "너 이새끼! 누구야? 야!" LOL

  • @amoose8439
    @amoose8439 6 років тому

    The most important puppetry based movie of the century.

  • @jamesowen4938
    @jamesowen4938 9 місяців тому +1

    Puppets and animals are cute. But real life people aren't.

  • @aremsalaatin8217
    @aremsalaatin8217 5 років тому

    Great video

  • @Rainbowhawk1993
    @Rainbowhawk1993 6 років тому +1

    America! Fuck Yeah!

  • @theowlreviewerofficial
    @theowlreviewerofficial 6 років тому

    I was literally singing the song earlier and came across this. Fuck yeah

  • @charliemitchell7827
    @charliemitchell7827 4 роки тому

    Now can you please do star wars franchise episodes I-IX/1-9

  • @riot_valve2479
    @riot_valve2479 6 років тому

    I’ve never seen this movie or heard of it how used the little puppies like sharks and the statues even the panther as cat that is clever to do it.

  • @ChiiTheBlackWind
    @ChiiTheBlackWind 6 років тому +5

    Happy "You Killed My Ancestors for your Freedom" Day!
    (I'm only joking - maybe half joking)

    • @YangTheGoddess
      @YangTheGoddess 6 років тому +1

      ChiiTheBlackWind mam I will get the 12 Guage

  • @cameronratliff305
    @cameronratliff305 5 років тому

    Really wish Matt and Trey could do a sequel to this.
    Ah well, a man can dream.

  • @TheKing-uu7jn
    @TheKing-uu7jn 5 років тому

    Team America has once again pissed off the entire world

  • @VRStation
    @VRStation 6 років тому +1

    Where is my Superjail season 4
    EDIT: anyways AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!

  • @garthdavis2502
    @garthdavis2502 5 років тому +1

    Good thing they were all puppets.