WarGames (1/11) Movie CLIP - Asexual Reproduction (1983) HD
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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
David (Matthew Broderick) insults his condescending teacher in front of the whole class.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
Once more, a wise-guy teenager tries to prove he's smarter than any adult-and nearly destroys the whole world in the process-in Wargames. Computer-game aficionado Matthew Broderick inadverently taps into a hush-hush Pentagon computer, then proceeds to inaugurate his favorite game, "Global Thermonuclear War". What we know, but Broderick doesn't, is that the Pentagon, hoping to eliminate the chancy "human element" in the event of an actual war, has given its computer total, irreversable control over the launching of nuclear weaponry. Broderick and government official Dabney Coleman race against time to reverse the computer's resolve to send bombers to Russia. Wargames scored a hit, especially with teenage filmgoers.
CREDITS:
TM & © MGM (1983)
Cast: Alan Blumenfeld, Matthew Broderick, Ally Sheedy
Director: John Badham
Producers: Richard Hashimoto, Harold Schneider, Bruce McNall, Leonard Goldberg
Screenwriters: Lawrence Lasker, Walter F. Parkes, Walon Green
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The filming crew wasn't told what the line was and they laughed out loud. You can hear them in the background. Clearly not kids laughing.
Never noticed before. You are right. it works for the film
Some of those kids look 30 years old.
It’s work out well though.
Yeah I hear their laughs in the background
You can hear by the echo it doesn't come from a mic'd set.
I show up late to biology every day in the hopes that I might get the chance to quote this scene. It hasn't happened yet, but someday...
@David Ferguson it was a different world back then
When we were learning about hermaphrodites in biology one kid blurted out that our teacher was one. lol.
@Deejay Eff89 don't forget sued
And the stupid courts would find some stupid justification
Hopefully man. Good luck lmao.
Not all heroes wear capes. Keep trying!
Broderick's joke was so funny it made some of his classmates hit puberty!
Lmao
According to another comment that's the film-crew ... who weren't told the punchline ahead of time
As a high school teacher, I can confirm that this joke is funny as hell.
So that begs the question, If it's was one of your students would you have laughed with them?
I believe he would.@@jwiese100
You can hear the crew laughing
+jkrfan7
Dude, there's a whole room full of teenagers in this scene...........................
What probably did happen was the crew had the entire scene shot before this question without telling anyone other than Lightman and Liggett............................
and then Lightman just winged it the first time.
That was probably how it happened. The laughter is probably from the kids that are in the room.
nudist1033 From IMDB: "When David makes a joke directed at his teacher about asexual reproduction the laughter heard afterwards is considered to be the rest of the kids in the classroom. But John Badham (director) said that some of the crew didn't know the punch line and laughed out loud during the scene. That laughter was left in the sound track, and if you listen closely you will hear what is clearly adults laughing out loud, rather than classroom sniggering."
yeah the kids weren't laughing that was the crew of adults. They didn't know he was going to say that. Mathew was a great actor and he adlibbed that part or however you spell it
definitely older gentlemen laughing...
@@jkrfan7 you can also tell that it's emanating from somewhere else other than the kids in the classroom.
2:01 Crew is laughing loud. :D
1:54 - Best comeback ever. Of all time.
Agreed
"Alright Lightman..."
And I love how David just went for it and divulged what he said. Great moment in a film with a million great moments.
2 reasons he did this First was to get purposely sent to the principles office so he could get the school computers pass word (he knew were they kept it).Second was to get back at the teacher for publicly showing his grade in front of the whole class ! Brilliant!
I've been on this one for so long! The kid is brilliant on the same level with Stephen Falken. So much going on in this movie a lot of people miss.
There was a 3rd reason: David had "a thing" for Miss Mack. I think most young men did also. 🙂
My first joke ever was when we were discussing fruit production in the United States and the teacher asked where do 90% of the lemons come from in the United States and I answered Detroit
It got a big laugh and I've never been funny since
I don't get it
@@biodtox 90 percent of US lemons do definitely not come from detroit.
Did u also come watch this from the 4chan greentext?
I'm from Detroit. I'm...going to have to say that OP is correct, m'kay?
@@mirotzu99 yea
Great clip. I had forgotten how cute Ally Sheedy was at the time.
Absolutely 80's dazzling in Saint Elmo's Fire.
I fell in love with Ally Sheedy a few times, this was the first.
Me Too Michael.
nor sab − incredibly cute, amazing smile too
She still kinda is. A few more miles on the clock, but still has that amazingly cute smile.
Was just watching this last night. Ally Sheedy was really cute back in the early 80’s.
Not just cute though, she was a good actress.
1:27 Those girls are ALREADY holding back the laughs..
You can hear the film crew laughing at his joke!
I was born years after this movie came out, and I still laugh at the "your wife" joke. Must be a good movie in my book.
Was a good film. Saw it at the cinema at the time.
His comment and the teachers facial expression is f-ing great. I just love this scene. Great movie btw.
great acting to hold it together
JAMES HALLIDAY liked this!!👍👍👍
Down with Sux0rz .
I see what you did there...
Aye!
Parzival approves
Indeed Parzival approves!
I also got an F in biology back in '84.
When I recalled this movie scene at the time, I was bummed that I couldn't hack into my school computer and change my grade for real like David did in the movie.
Summer school beckoned me just that once.
Ouch for you! When I was in high school, I had a B grade in 1st. semester Biology and then a C grade in 2nd. semester biology in 2007-2008 in my sophomore year of high school and that was because the tests were killing my grade. In college, I received an F in university biology because I failed the final exam (which was a 100 questions) and I had two hours to complete the exam. My university level biology syllabus stated if you get an F on the exam, you fail the class even if you get an A in everything else. Biology was my least favorite subject in high school and in college. Why? Because you have to do a lot of memorizing and applying some of the stuff you learned in biology. Not to mention, there was a lot of Biology jargon (e.g. Symbiosis, Mitosis vs Meiosis, Photosynthesis I preferred Chemistry and Physics over Biology. Why again? Because they have lots of math compared to biology and the lab experiments are fun compared to biology. True, Physics math is harder than the math in Chemistry. But, the concepts in Chemistry are harder to understand than the concepts in Physics. I was more of a Physics person than a Chemistry person because I love math. Bottom lines is that Biology is a tough subject but so are Physics and Chemistry especially at the college level. But, it is worth learning these subjects.
@@123ucr Chemistru is a bit hatd
Back when public schools were full of civilized normal humans.
Um... did you not notice the part where that teacher literally publicly shamed his students for their poor grades?
@@EightThreeEight - That's NOTHING compared to the behavior of modern students. I work in high school to know this.
@@cheath8705 Fair enough. I know this as well, seen as how I only finished school a couple of years ago.
They still are, its just that the powers that be want to keep them ignorant.
EightThreeEight a little more public shaming from authority figures would go a long way.
Perfectly built up, perfectly delivered. :D Such a great movie!
That teacher was a creep though. Openly mocking his students, showcasing their grades to their fellow students.
Broderick's character was late for class. And it was a routine for him to be late. He was asking for public humiliation.
MS. MACK!!!
I had a teacher in middle school that would do that, show low grades or failed tests, D's & F's to the entire class, you better believe we all studied to pass those tests damn quick!!
B minimum, to make sure we didn't get 'outed' like that in front of 20 kids! LOL...
This teacher was in Friday the 13th part 6 and got his head cut off by Jason.
He played one of the cops right
Jennifer thanked the teacher for the F that was nice of her!
1:50
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*airhorn wail*
How come we can have good things like this anymore?
That jackass teacher should've laughed! That was hilarious!
This teacher doesn't just teach science, he teaches SASS
Matthew Broderick is so handsome in this.
Liana Soares I know right!
I remember seeing the DVD of WarGames for sale at Best Buy in the early 2000s, and I instantly bought it. I have fond adolescent memories of watching this film.
This scene looks like it could be the first Ferris Bueller movie but with a different plot and different set of friends
Wow I miss high school.. I can remember all those years ago being the smartass always getting kicked out of class..
I live and breathe 80s 24/7. Everything was more on point next to now, which is a plain fail in every way possible!
Time to get with the times old timer lol
What a load of nonsense. There was a lot going wrong in the 80s.
@@EuropeanQoheleth Maybe so, but they still are more memorable compared to the later times after.
@@F5Storm1 Speak for Yourself!!!!!
who the F shows the whole class a student's grades? That teacher would get so chastised for that today!
Yeah. I think this is what we call "a film" and the man holding up the grades - he's "an actor". See: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acting
No I uphold that these events were real and we were almost all killed by a 80's computer with more intelligence than any modern supercomputer.
Hey, it was 1983. Ronald "Ray Gun" Reagan was President, we were just coming out of the 70's. There were still people saying "far out" for crying out loud.
I asked my 8th grade teacher (in 1983) why we didn't do "stop and drop" drills in case of atomic attack. You know what she told me? Not words of comfort, I can tell you. She said, "Sweety, you live withing 50 miles of well over 100 primary targets, including Travis Air Force Base (The main hub for military transport on the West coast) less than 10 miles away. If there is a nuclear war "stop and drop" won't help."
Teachers are suppose to comfort children, not scare the shit out of them!
hahah I'm sorry you had a starship troopers teacher lol
drchen054 She was being honest. And after all, do you really want to survive an atomic war? Have you seen Mad Max?
Am I the only one who watches this movie now imagining that David is actually Parzival
I attempt asexual reproduction all the time without success.
That is not reproduction. That is masturbation.
*****
masturbation or asexual reproduction?
If 'Ready Player One' brought you here, you're a noob.
Guess I'm a noob then.
sam blonde Yes. Yes it did.
hey i was born in 21 century, nothing can do with this
Daniyar Sadykov same here. I played a lot of 80s videogames on the last days thanks to this book. I'm really enjoying it =) Ps: look for the notches
Ha! Awesome!!!
Ally sheedy the girl of my dreams back in the 80's!!!
When I was in Jr. High in the late 80's in science class, the teacher was discussing the composition of the air, when someone blurted out 'and farts'. The teacher grudgingly said 'Yes and farts'.
That teacher sure set himself up for that one.
One of the best scenes in a great movie that you watch over and over again
This looks so much 1983 high school class lol
Your wife"
Haha! Every class has one
My parents having good tastes brought here.
checking this because Ready Player One was bombbb
The crew was laughing
Teaching was rough even in the eighties
Randomly showed up in my recommendations
Still holds up 😆😂🤣👍
Fortunately, my trigonometry/math analysis teacher only gave me a tongue-lashing outside the classroom for telling Bart Simpson-esque 'knock-knock' jokes some thirty-two years ago. At that time, i was a senior at Katella High School in Anaheim, CA.
Tounque-lashing? Sounds saucy. ;)
Zero respect for the teacher
LOOOOL
XD XD XD
I saw a clip from this and I recognized Matthew Broderick but didn't noticed Ally Sheedy until I searched up this clip
The actual funniest part in this scene is after the teacher hands her test back, she quietly says 'thank you', and he quietly says 'you're welcome'. Like she may be a dunce, but at least she's kind -- and he respects that.
He's the guy from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Noooooo, Really???
He hacked a school computer in that movie too, to change his absences from 9 to 2.
Just like me when I took Biology class in high school. I hated it, bored and was uninterested. I made a smart alec remark to one of my teacher's questions. He asked me what a catalyst was, I responded that it was someone who hauls cattle LOL. Only difference was the class did not crack up since many of them thought I was strange. Even my teacher who acted like he was Mr. Cool and was there for the kids didn't find it amusing.
first time i heard this nearly died .... still damned funny ... great writing and acting all round
Teacher just got nuked
I got a laugh at an inter-school conference. We were discussing religion, and somebody asked what the Christian word was for using religion to make money to which I said ‘Catholicism.’ I then noticed the local Catholic school was in the room as well...
Is the student he called on as Lightman entered the room named “Broderick”?
Is
+Eric Taylor Two students, one of whom chooses to skip school for a week. And your comment goes beyond the characters of this movie. Deleting replies won't hide the truth, pal.
+jp3813 What was his comment?
+The Veneficus Scroll down and you can find our discussion. He blocked me then deleted my last reply to him and even some of his own.
***** Ah I see it, thanks.
"asexual" a word that ment nothing till just recently
It obviously always meant something.
Buehler...Buehler...Buehler
"Why'd you gotta bring that up?"
"Uh, you mean _down_ sir, nothing's going up for you."
*Students laugh harder*
Lame
Seriously I can literally get more than an F on a science test
Best movie in the year it was made , An still to this day !
If I had this kind of teacher, classmates, and the American school system, I would have gotten an "A" in biology. But I had to go to West Humber Collegiate in Toronto Ontario!!!
I'm shocked that Ally and Matthew never dated they both were so good looking in this movie. They must have been dating other people at the time lord knows he wasn't married to Sarah yet
Oh, for crying out... They're _actors!_ They help telling stories.
@@CEngelbrecht and your point would be.....
@@Katie12886
*_"Men go to bed with Gilda, but wake up with me."_*
_- Rita Hayworth_
@@CEngelbrecht ok..
@@Katie12886
The eternal actor's curse: If you're good at your job, your audience think you are your character.
the book Ready Player One brought me here
According to google: Who "invented" asexual reproduction? "Charles Bonnet was a naturalist and philosopher in the mid eighteenth century. His most important contribution to embryology was the discovery of parthenogenesis in aphids, proving that asexual reproduction of offspring was possible. Jun 10, 2009" I decided I wanted to know after watching this clip several times a year, for years.
Okay yeah, the teacher had that one coming.
I’m still laughing 38 years later!
Ally Sheedy and the way she said 'thank you' after getting her F paper back. Charming. Loved her in this as a kid (with the exception of maybe one silly line written for her character)
Remember thinking she was so cool, even as I identified more with David. Confus-ed trans-ish youth.
is this movie worth to watch?
btw i like the "the breakfast club" movie
If u like breakfast club. This is for you.
Why do all teachers hate their jobs? Teachers are the worst. Cept some who are so kind to the kids we all love and respect of course
Your Wife
I was a teacher for many years and if a student made a quip like that to me, I would laugh and say, “Well played”.
I never heard of symbiosis until I took a graduate level course in soil microbiology.
Back in the early 80's there were a lot of video technology going around and one of them was the Sony Video 8... With the small cassette tapes. This was the first movie i saw back in those days on that player here up in North Europe as my family had one. Not VHS. I believe i was 6 - 7 years old. Funny that the first movie i saw was not ET or Indiana Jones but a film about Nuclear Armageddon. It left and impression.
We had something called the beta here: smaller tapes. Not sure why vhs took off and that didn't.
Beverly hills cop director Martin Brest initally directed this movie but was sacked, had he not been we would never have got Beverly Hills cop
Wish he wouldn't have been sacked then.
Or we would have with a different director.
+utubegirl Wow, I'm exclusive.
NickAndTommyFight You're also a planet, apparently.
+jp3813 Yep.
I taught in the classroom and that teacher deserved what he got from the student. To publicly shame students for low achievement (Broderick is clearly bored to tears by the class and has intelligences in other areas) and then have an adversarial relationship with students is abhorrent at best.
Great acting from the teacher👏👏👏
Saw this at school! HAHA
I wonder if naming the character Lightman was meant to be deliberately symbolic --- as in he brings / brought light or was lightweight? He certainly shed light on what to do to solve the problem of the computer treating the game as real and wanting real war.
It's biblical.
Lightman. Truman vs 'the game'.
Good answer, it hurted him lol
He is actually a really cool and knowledgeable teacher. And teachers do not dress like that these days.
Um your wife? 🤣
It think it’s kind of weird he uses salacious
just saw an Xfinity commercial with an unruly uncle in couples therapy.... couldn't place the uncle but then I remembered..... Alan Blumenfeld .... and remembered this scene.... hilarious....
aight Lightman get out....
'Ummmm...your wife.'. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Came here from Winter Soldier.
Who is the girl sitting next to ally sheedy?
"Nitrogen nodules" do not cling to the roots of plants, as they are part if the root. And that's not what they are called (or at least should be called).
Why do hands cling to your body ?
Now what do they do, that is a valid question.
garry hixon...........his wife...............his wife
It never occurs to bad teachers that their student's failure to learn is a failure of the TEACHER, not the student.
I really doubt that there's ever been a teacher that never had to give an F in a long career. If students don't bother to do their homework, it's the parents' fault.
*****
When driving a car, is it not your responsibility to operate the car safely? If you have an accident, for whatever reason, you have failed to operate the car safely. Would you not agree with that?
If the student fails to learn, the teacher has FAILED TO TEACH. It doesn't matter who's fault it is.
Did you fail to read my statement. "It never occurs to BAD teachers...."
Even good teachers will fail from time to time, just as even good drivers will have accidents from time to time. It's why you wear seat belts and pay to have air bags in your car.
However bad teachers fail more often, and will have more students in each class getting F's. The teacher in this class shows off the F's as if the students are stupid. He doesn't realize they HE'S the stupid one.
Eric Taylor The car analogy only works if you drive it for under an hour, five days a week. And then other people get to drive it and pass it around for the rest of its time. If it runs out of gas, it's not entirely because of you. The teacher isn't the only influence on a student's progress and attitude. Good or bad, the student could easily disregard their teachings.
*****
Did you even bother to read what I said, or did the teachers fail you as well?
Go back and CAREFULLY read what I wrote. Then you can post an appoligy to me and maybe delete your post so you don't look like a complete fucking moron.
Eric Taylor ditto
Uh actually *holds up finger*, the reason that nitrogen nodules form on roots is due to "chemistry", not "symbiosis". That's a rather odd answer for a professor to give, though I'm surprised that in a movie that the answer even remotely makes sense.
It was the 80s. Pluto was still a planet back then.
Actually, she was right, God does everything and God is love, so she is right.
actually... Nitrogen nodules are made up of separate organisms. It isn't "nitrogen" the element he was talking about. It was "nitrogen nodules" or "root nodules".
I was also wondering what the actual answer to the question of who first thought about asexual reproduction --- I was thinking maybe Einstein or Newton but neither seemed right particularly since that wasn't really their main interest. After doing a bit of Google searching, I think it may have been Gregor Mendel or Watson but I might still be incorrect
@@MastaSmack Actually looking up symbiosis she could even be right based on the definition of that since it involves mutual interaction between organisms
Your wife!!!
In 2019 that teacher would've been fired and arrested for criminal verbal assault and harassment of juveniles.
No so, since no teacher is that bold to say such a thing...so it goes without me saying it as well. Just a dumb movie scene that had nothing at all to do with the actual plot and could have done without this...but am thinking that Ferris Bueller "persona" may have had some influence in this??
No but he would have been disciplined for revealing their test scores to the class. Academic privacy.
@@xtreme1002003 Maybe in college, but at the high school i attended sometimes the guys next to me would be looking to see what i made on tests, or would just flat out ask me, but that was actually normal back then so i just told them I made an F. But did sometimes remind them what that letter meant to me, as far as people minding their own eFFing business, and i think they got the point!
I don't see real harassment just a teacher asking students' questions. Showing every student there Lightman's grade might be bullying though
@@stefanieprejean6609 Teachers did that to me all the time. The solution to bad students is not to humiliate them by calling on them for an answer that you know they will get wrong or revealing their Fs to the entire class. Plus, some students may be unable to pay attention due to personal issues over which they have no control, like dyslexia or a dysfunctional home life.
Ready Player One brought me here!
me too !
same here
Same
Same
I could've sworn his comment would be about parent-child filesystem structure.
Hmm why kids like david so smart with computers and hacking but fail in school. But how he get all that stuff then again his parents must have gotten on the path.
teacher utterly BTFO. how will he ever recover?