Probably the one point on which I agree with VKM. People in your vicinity coughing and sneezing and throat-clearing is beyond disgusting and distracting.
Interesting? How? He's a mentally sick person, not even interesting for mental research. He's a common asshole with a lot of money, money earned the same way corrupt people does, with a place earned by his father, just as every rich kid does.
@@mqosuThere was no way HBK wasn't gonna carry that match. Austin 1:1-3 "We don’t really talk about the wackiness of the post-Attitude-era Vince McMahon storylines, but we all know who carried the tag team match when the god-complex-incarnate challenged the god of his predominantly Christian audience. Sean Michaels doesn’t show up to a match without his show-stealing capabilities showing through. But this is a book not for would-be bookers to declare Vince the winner in the promos who lost the match to God, rather, it is a promo cut in everyday English to bring marks into a new show in town."
He probably would have but the mediocre Brian last cut it off at the end you could hear that he is tired of asking Vince McMahon questions talking about Vince hearing stories about Vince etc it has been like this the past few weeks on the show he has been getting a million questions about Vince and nothing else maybe it is because of the pandemic or how awful Vince looked and sounded when he appeared on that Triple h 25th anniversary segment they had on smackdown where he was doing that incoherent promo rambling about bayley and Katie vick etc but McMahonamania has been running wild on the experience and drive thru recently
I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest UA-camr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear harb
Stories about wrestling, whether its road stories, backstage stories and everything in between is my kryptonite. Ill waste several hours a night listening to these fascinating tales of the squared circle!
I honestly can’t wait until the day Hollywood makes a movie about this mans life. I picture it like the movie “The Wolf of Wall Street” except with a lot less brokers, quaaludes & adderall and a lot more wrestlers, cocaine and steroids.
The year they were pushing Tiger Ali Singh was also the same year The Rock debuted. When they were introduced in Toronto they were pushing the hell out of Tiger and ignoring The Rock. I was there at the press conference (Tiger Jeet Singh, Brett Hart and Sweet Daddy Siki were all there). The Rock was leaning against the wall and because everyone was ignoring him I got a chance to get my only interview and picture with him. What a difference in their careers today.
Rudy Blair Entertainment Media that’s a fantastic little time capsule - if you could convert it and upload it I’m sure a lot of the wrestling communities would love it!
I can imagine Vince hating yes men, but at the same time being surrounded by them. The mark of a true "professional" yes man is being undetected. Like with any other liar
According to Bret Hart, the story about Vince's neck injury, Vince taking finishers from LOD and the Hart Foundation, and Vince pissing on Flair's bed, all happened the same night they had a big blowoff party before they began implementing drug testing in WWF in lieu of the steroid trial.
@@phillbarlow125 You are correct, I just paraphrased it instead of transcribing Bret word for word, since to truly appreciate it you'd have to hear it from the horse's mouth.
Would be cool if they made an Adult Swim-style cartoon series using the characters in these thumbnails, acting out Jim's stories as he narrates them. The Tim Horner episode in this format would be EPIC.
12:26 That’s the old story from Patrice O’Neal when we was writing for the WWE. He said Stephanie even called him multiple times to let him know he was fired when he left.
@@gator9339 yeah, he wasn't there for long. Patrice being Patrice, he was fired multiple times by Stephanie. I think the story goes that she kept forgetting that she'd fired him because each time he was so nonchalant about it.
Beau Clark If I remember correctly he was there for only a couple of weeks because he wasn’t going to able to be 100% committed due to his stand up career.
Late 80’s/early 90’s for me. I’d wanna be there while he’s doing drugs/drinking with the boys and making them do their finishers on him. That sounds like the best Vince. Not the one who gets mad if you nod or sneeze or say the wrong words like interesting or wrestling.
The night he urinated on Flairs bed was the same night he took all the finishers and Brett Hart said they all went on Flairs hotel bed since he wasnt there and smoked alot of weed.
The Hart Attack and Doomsday Device story is from San Antonio. He did take the Tag Finishers. My dad was a bouncer in the strip joint, He asked the owner if he should kick them out, and according to my dad, the owner said "You gonna fight those guys?" My dad backed off.
HHH told the pool story on the McMahon DVD set, and he added that Vince’s kids got what he has, which is that he will try and try to beat you, and when he finally does, he will rub it in your face until you snap. HHH also said that Vince tried to beat him at weight lifting, even on exercises where they both knew HHH was stronger, so the Mark Henry story is one I find easy to believe.
Vincent Kennedy McMahon may be the most interesting/complicated man we've ever encountered, and it's a shame that we probably won't get a proper auto/biography about/from him before he passes--assuming he ever does.
There needs be more Vince McMahon stories. This was entertaining as hell. My favorite was Vince pushing Jim into the pool but Pat with the leaf blower was a good one too
😂😂😂😂😂😂 that would be hilarious could you imagine his reaction he would go bright red and his eyes would bulge out of his head as he cut a vicious promo on the whole entire crowd
Vince loves farting. CM Punk was on the road with Vince and they shared a room one night, all of a sudden Punk heard this violent fart out of nowhere followed by a billionaire chuckling away to himself.
Interesting. I never knew that. Guess I was surprised to hearing it as never pictured the two travelling or rooming together given Vince has never been his biggest fan.
Man, I can picture some of these stories so vividly. The one where Vince is racing the writer is amazing. "You wanna go, Court? You wanna go? Let's go you sonnofabitch!" Then he speeds off grinning maniacally as he stares at the side mirror and sees the writer barreling into the road construction and almost dying.
The wrestling world has so many stories woven through it. Vince is at the core of an incredible amount of them and its crazy. This was a fun listen for sure.
I think a movie or series on the WWF Creative Team from 1996-1999 would be really cool. Vince,Bruce,JR,Jim,ShitStain,Pat Patterson and all the drama from Bret vs Shawn to Russo going to WCW. Vice or Netflix could do it right too
I Fucking love Cornette. When he starts cracking up, it makes me laugh out loud every time. lol. I wish I could see a video of this instead of just the audio.
@moon dawg God=Lord Jesus Christ was the only One to overcome death and the whole world. He defeated satan, sin , and death with just two sticks. And stop swearing God=Lord Jesus Christ's name. Unless you want Him to judge you for it later on judgement day. Unfortunately there is no rest for the unrepentant and the disbelievers in the lake of fire and brimstone. The second death.
Bret Hart told the story of Vince at a strip club. It was also with Hogan, and Mr. Perfect. The Legion of Doom did their finish on Vince, but gave him a soft finish. Anvil told Bret that the heart foundation would of done a hard finish at 100%. Bret tried to get away to avoid doing the finish, but Anvil had already gotten Vince up on his shoulders and so Bret did the finisher off the table. Vince took it and told Bret that he owed Vince a beer.
He really is a different kind of person. That whole "built different" bullshit that gets thrown around way WAYY too much these days actually does apply to Vince.
Was going to mention that Patrice O'Neal also talked about Tiger Ali Singh complaining about the turban and Vince not giving a shit about it. Patrice was one of the best.
if Vince was shocked when he found out that some men find Asian women attractive then his jaw probably hit the floor when he found out some men are attracted to black women
Doubt it because black women are the most beautiful women in the world. And by black I mean melanin in their skin. Also black women are the mothers of humanity every single human on earth has dna of black women in them
The turban story @ 12:50 cracks me up. I actually heard someone tell that story who wasn't even associated with the wrestling community. It was late comic Patrice O'Neal (RIP) who spoke about it in an interview on the Opie and Anthony radio show. Patrice worked as a writer for WWE for literally a few days before he quit when he realized that you have to travel 24/7 lol. He said it was surreal to watch Singh plead to leave the turban out of the equation, and that Vince just replied "You're gonna put on the F'ing turban" LMAO By pure chance, The Rock had to call into the Opie and Anthony show that day to promote whatever movie he had come out with at the time, and the Rock laughed and mentioned that same story when highlighting what a crazy world wrestling is behind the scenes lol. T
@@rudysconstructionYou shouldn’t entertain people’s political propaganda. 99.9% it’s fake. Even so, politics mean nothing here and clearly, saltiness isn’t exclusive to one side or the other.
After my dad and a few guys bought TNA and started pushing it real hard WWE started showing up and doing a show at every town TNA traveled to. He was a tough competitor in a billion dollar industry that has no competition
12:25 loved hearing the reference to Patrice O'neal's story about the month he was a writer. Jim, you gotta listen to his interviews with the Rock and HHH on Opie and Anthony (if only to hear HHH awkward silence as Patrice tells him that its Shane's destiny to takeover WWE
Patrice was the funniest man, He was a special guy. Bloody miss him and look at the state of Billium Burr now, Patrice would verbally eviscerate William if he were still around. So now I actually think about it, I miss both of them, Patrice, I miss more though.
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@@nekromachine Why, what's the matter with Burr now?
@ He's not a complete member of the He-Man Woman Haters Club anymore. But their fat bloated hero Patrice was raising a kid that wasn't his and simping for Von DeCarlo, no matter what he said in his stand ups. Patrice was a simp who could spin a yarn, and much like how Archie Bunker was actually a tool to be ridiculed, there's a bunch of losers who actually take the shit literally like gospel.
@@shemyaza8934 relax dude. this wasn't a sinister jab at whites. it's just funny he messed up a bunch of "facts." hindu is the religion of india, which is not in the middle east, and sikhs are different than hindus. does that clarify for ya?
@@shemyaza8934 someone with a germanic name in their title really has no excuse to not seek out the proto indo-european connection between hinduism and germanic paganism ;)
I'm inclined to believe the sneezing story is true. Stone Cold's book had a section where he talked about Vince, and he said Vince hated sneezing and would "cuss a blue streak after a good sneeze or two".
Turns out...these aren't the craziest stories about Vince after all.
That Kane 3 foot penis thing sounds even more weird now.
You beat me to it
That’s for damn sure
Damn... top 10 all time comment
Can’t believe y’all think that’s true and not just a women trying to get money
"Control yourself" is 100% the funniest response you can give to someone for sneezing
I automatically go in to Vince McMahon voice and tell anyone around me sneezing well God damn control yourself
Everyone’s had a boss like that
Probably the one point on which I agree with VKM. People in your vicinity coughing and sneezing and throat-clearing is beyond disgusting and distracting.
@@pendafen7405 and let me guess, you never do this do you? shut the fuck up
@@pendafen7405 grow a pair 😅
Imagine an Office style show set on as WWF of the 90s.
there should have been a Total Divas version back then
Vince "Michael Scott" McMahon.
Nico Mai ..... well then
@Nico Mai Life that sad for you bud? Cant get laid? No friends?
@Nico Mai I have no nuts so
“I can’t let the beard win” is the most Vince McMahon thing ever.
😂😂😂
WWE stories are so fun to listen to because they're so unbelievable. They were like rockstars. "The classic have a guy arrested rib" lol
"It's just a prank bro" 😂
Lol classic joke. Pretend to ruin someone’s life for laughs.
I love it.
The old... "Send him to jail for 2 years rib!"
Patrick Doucette that’s a good one haha
We were strapped for time so we just went with the frame a guy for murder rib
Vince McMahon has got to be one of the most weird and interesting people whose ever lived
Interesting? How? He's a mentally sick person, not even interesting for mental research. He's a common asshole with a lot of money, money earned the same way corrupt people does, with a place earned by his father, just as every rich kid does.
@@IcarusAtreides You know you clicked on a 30 minute video where someone tells second hand stories about Vince McMahon, right?
@@IcarusAtreides If he isn't interesting you may be in the wrong comment section
Mentally sick? Lol k
@@IcarusAtreides Be A ☆ PAL, i bet you only give Vince a 4 out of 10?
“Vince doesn’t put sickness over” is HILARIOUS!!!
Vince didn’t even put God over. Something as trivial as sickness is just a mid card jobber to him.
@@mqosuThere was no way HBK wasn't gonna carry that match. Austin 1:1-3 "We don’t really talk about the wackiness of the post-Attitude-era Vince McMahon storylines, but we all know who carried the tag team match when the god-complex-incarnate challenged the god of his predominantly Christian audience.
Sean Michaels doesn’t show up to a match without his show-stealing capabilities showing through.
But this is a book not for would-be bookers to declare Vince the winner in the promos who lost the match to God, rather, it is a promo cut in everyday English to bring marks into a new show in town."
It's good stuff
Vince McMahon hating sneezing has to be the most Vince McMahon thing I’ve ever heard
But he loves farts!
Vince doesn't like sneezing because he thinks its rude but finds farting hilarious.
He fired Paul London for smiling.
Sneezing displays physical weakness. Vince hates weaknesses.
@@Patrick-ud3vu
Impossible
I was actually sad that Cornette didn't tell more Vince stories. This was a highly entertaining video.
Thats because Corney isnt stupid enough to burn that particular bridge lol He has ALWAYS been very cagey over what he says about Vinnie Mac lol
He probably would have but the mediocre Brian last cut it off at the end you could hear that he is tired of asking Vince McMahon questions talking about Vince hearing stories about Vince etc it has been like this the past few weeks on the show he has been getting a million questions about Vince and nothing else maybe it is because of the pandemic or how awful Vince looked and sounded when he appeared on that Triple h 25th anniversary segment they had on smackdown where he was doing that incoherent promo rambling about bayley and Katie vick etc but McMahonamania has been running wild on the experience and drive thru recently
@Big Poppa Trump fuck off
Mr B MVP retirement fund secured
Trump is right Stewart. You need to go back to school you piece of shit
When Jim starts laughing before the story is finished you know it's true
We need a “Vince McMahon Stories Omnibus”.
I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest UA-camr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear harb
This
Stories about wrestling, whether its road stories, backstage stories and everything in between is my kryptonite. Ill waste several hours a night listening to these fascinating tales of the squared circle!
Someone is already writing his biography and is out in 2022
Yyyeesss wwweee do.
I honestly can’t wait until the day Hollywood makes a movie about this mans life. I picture it like the movie
“The Wolf of Wall Street” except with a lot less brokers, quaaludes & adderall and a lot more wrestlers, cocaine and steroids.
Who would you have playing Corney though?? lol
Daniel Hertzler ua-cam.com/video/_LaSEn2Is1I/v-deo.html Corny actually went through some of the script
and lot of screw jobs.
Wwe has to go under first. Stephanie would NEVER let a true bio pic of Vince come to pass.
And snowcones...
The year they were pushing Tiger Ali Singh was also the same year The Rock debuted. When they were introduced in Toronto they were pushing the hell out of Tiger and ignoring The Rock. I was there at the press conference (Tiger Jeet Singh, Brett Hart and Sweet Daddy Siki were all there). The Rock was leaning against the wall and because everyone was ignoring him I got a chance to get my only interview and picture with him. What a difference in their careers today.
Rudy Blair Entertainment Media I was at that press conference at Skydome ‘97. I know exactly what you’re referring to. 😎
Do you still have that interview?
@@JustinRyanNumber1 Yes but on Mini Disk. I do also have a pic with him from that press conference
Rudy Blair Entertainment Media that’s a fantastic little time capsule - if you could convert it and upload it I’m sure a lot of the wrestling communities would love it!
@@-heel iplan to do this probably another year...
"Vince dosnt put sickness over"
Ryo it explains the whole roman reigns thing then
@@Dragetsuyatamiki very
@@Dragetsuyatamiki Facts 💯
Vince isn’t “Down With the Sickness” 😏
Vince wouldn't even sell Covid.
"And then of course there was the time with Vince when he s### on someone's head"
I can imagine Vince hating yes men, but at the same time being surrounded by them.
The mark of a true "professional" yes man is being undetected. Like with any other liar
According to Bret Hart, the story about Vince's neck injury, Vince taking finishers from LOD and the Hart Foundation, and Vince pissing on Flair's bed, all happened the same night they had a big blowoff party before they began implementing drug testing in WWF in lieu of the steroid trial.
You're correct apart from Bret said Los hit there's softly on Vince and Bret looked at niedhart and Owen and said hartfoundtion would have hit it hard
@@phillbarlow125
You are correct, I just paraphrased it instead of transcribing Bret word for word, since to truly appreciate it you'd have to hear it from the horse's mouth.
How could you imagine at a bar, see old ass men doing the doomsday device lol
Now if they made a tv show on Vince McMahon life this event would be the most talked about episode in both the wrestling world and mainstream
Was cocaine invovled?
They should just have a whole show of Vince Stories. He's more interesting than any of the wrestlers imo.
I’d definitely watch this
I’m convinced Vince is the most interesting human being that has ever lived
Bahahahahahaha so true
And those tales of golden age-PG era backstage animations can be fun to watch. Even with WWE camp graphics, maybe I'll subcribe to peacock lol
Would be cool if they made an Adult Swim-style cartoon series using the characters in these thumbnails, acting out Jim's stories as he narrates them. The Tim Horner episode in this format would be EPIC.
It needs to be similar to Tyson's cartoon.
Like Tales From the Tour Bus or the Brian Burke cartoons.
@@gayrambo4529 hell yeah I was thinking the exact same thing, that would be awesome
"Excellent question, Shelton." still kills me every time.
Well this needs an update.
😂
@@marciano2329People might as well spill all the stories at this point.
Mark Henry actually WAS once the world record holder in the drug tested deadlift SHW division (903 lbs)
I think he didn’t have in equipment on either.
@@calikid05 Well the belt but that's about it.
Yeah, Mark Henry is a legit strongman. Some of the stories of his strength outside the wrong are absolutely wild.
Aside from the belt, Henry was unequipped. Henry never peaked, so he could have gotten even stronger.
Sexual chocolate
mr mcmahon logic: sneezing is filthy; shitting on a woman's head, not so much.
😂
Sigmund Freud would do a double take if he dealt with Vince McMahon.
oh his head would totally explode
He’d have to admit HIMSELF after only a few hours.
The Tarver/Shelton story had me in stitches.
Ive heard the same story from a Curt Hawkins interview
@Zedrik Allen Yes, i believe so.
Excellent question Shelton 😆 I say that now every time a black dude asks me a question
I cried when I heard that Lmao! Omg 🤣
I heard that story from JTG in an interview he gave a few years back.
Outrepped Mark then rings him up, "I have made a terrible mistake" ROFL
I had to try not to laugh insanely hard and wake up my wife with "excellent question, Shelton" to Michael Tarver
So, they pretended to arrest Arn, for "allegedly a statutory rape charge"... oh, the hilarity!
Back then they hadn't discovered brains yet so it's cool I guess.
Vince mcmahon is seriously one of the most legendary people of all time
He seems like a cartoon villain come to life. On steroids.
Dude is 1 of 1
This entire segment is glorious
12:26 That’s the old story from Patrice O’Neal when we was writing for the WWE. He said Stephanie even called him multiple times to let him know he was fired when he left.
Yes!!! Corney confirms it! Patricky ain't never lied...
Righteousness, boys...righteousness.
I was today years old when I found out Patrice O'Neal was a writer for WWE, mind blown. R.I.P
@@gator9339 yeah, he wasn't there for long. Patrice being Patrice, he was fired multiple times by Stephanie. I think the story goes that she kept forgetting that she'd fired him because each time he was so nonchalant about it.
Beau Clark If I remember correctly he was there for only a couple of weeks because he wasn’t going to able to be 100% committed due to his stand up career.
Vince got drunk at the bar and let all the guys finish on him
I would have given anything to hang out with Vince McMahon for 1 day at any time in the 1990's.
Late 80’s/early 90’s for me. I’d wanna be there while he’s doing drugs/drinking with the boys and making them do their finishers on him.
That sounds like the best Vince. Not the one who gets mad if you nod or sneeze or say the wrong words like interesting or wrestling.
You might not have lived through it 😂
@@glydoughnut9432 Still would be epic to hang out with Vince McMahon in the 90s
"You're gonna put that fucking turban on, I don't care about desecration!" That's fucking hysterical!
Hearing Jim Cornette reference Family Guy is hilarious 😂😂😂
Yes LMFAO
More hilarious than Family Guy itself.
@@glennross85 Fracturing my penis was even funnier than Family Guy...
#COOMER
The night he urinated on Flairs bed was the same night he took all the finishers and Brett Hart said they all went on Flairs hotel bed since he wasnt there and smoked alot of weed.
I remember Bret writing, they would've never done that to Harley Race, due to the respect people had for Race.
@@PunkRJH90 Race would've shot him.
@@PunkRJH90 Plus Race once looked for Hogan, carrying a revolver.....
The Hart Attack and Doomsday Device story is from San Antonio. He did take the Tag Finishers. My dad was a bouncer in the strip joint, He asked the owner if he should kick them out, and according to my dad, the owner said "You gonna fight those guys?" My dad backed off.
This wasn't long enough, absolutely brilliant tho. A whole experience could have been done on Vince.
There needs to be a short animation clip of random Vince McMahon stories lol. It would be endless!
So many of these really tickled me. Vince is very complex.
He wanted Kane to have a 3 ft penis
If by 'complex' you mean 'crazy AF', then yes lmao
Let me grab a turkey sandwich with mustard and a power bar that I’ll consume like the fuel it is while I listen to vinny mac anecdotes
What time is it?
@@adrianocollinzo5712 Tony time.
I do love me some turkey sandwiches. Especially turkey burgers. So I'm happy to know Vince eats them... and only turkey sandwiches.
@@RickyChops you no it brother. Who you got this weekend tho?
Spicy brown mustard with a little garlic salt
"Vince & Corny" needs to be a reality TV show
Sounds like the new odd couple.
Sounds like that old Whose Line is it Anyway joke, Bill Cosby & Hitler
God damn pal stop sneezing
better than BTE that's fosho
@@MrRwk314 "Dammit, Vince, eat a damn cheeseburger!"
Vince sounds like he has arrested development.
He kinda is like George Bluth
HHH told the pool story on the McMahon DVD set, and he added that Vince’s kids got what he has, which is that he will try and try to beat you, and when he finally does, he will rub it in your face until you snap. HHH also said that Vince tried to beat him at weight lifting, even on exercises where they both knew HHH was stronger, so the Mark Henry story is one I find easy to believe.
Vincent Kennedy McMahon may be the most interesting/complicated man we've ever encountered, and it's a shame that we probably won't get a proper auto/biography about/from him before he passes--assuming he ever does.
Give him a decade or two left
Now that he doesn’t have the WWE getting him up everyday, I unfortunately predict a quick decline.
@@drillosophy1012his mom lived to be 110. His mom also didn't take gear though so who knows.
There needs be more Vince McMahon stories. This was entertaining as hell. My favorite was Vince pushing Jim into the pool but Pat with the leaf blower was a good one too
What they need to do is have a show like Mike Judge's 'Tales from the tour Bus' but with wrestling stories. It would be great!
“I LOOOOVE SNOW CONES, DAMMIT!”
"AHHHH!! REFRESHING!! RRRRRRAAAHHHH!!"
This is such good shit
When they get crowds again and Vince walks out, the whole crowd should sneeze!😆😹
Steve P haha 😂
Lets go covid
Lets go flu.
Vince McMahon voice.. Achoo..damn it...crowd.what!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 that would be hilarious could you imagine his reaction he would go bright red and his eyes would bulge out of his head as he cut a vicious promo on the whole entire crowd
@@24magiccarrot Doesn't exist. Americans have made their mind up that it's just the flu.
Vince loves farting. CM Punk was on the road with Vince and they shared a room one night, all of a sudden Punk heard this violent fart out of nowhere followed by a billionaire chuckling away to himself.
When did Punk and Vince share a room?
Dyl O'Rourke tribute to the troops one year, CM Punk told the story himself.
Interesting. I never knew that. Guess I was surprised to hearing it as never pictured the two travelling or rooming together given Vince has never been his biggest fan.
Wonder if Vince tried to bum him
Man, I can picture some of these stories so vividly. The one where Vince is racing the writer is amazing.
"You wanna go, Court? You wanna go? Let's go you sonnofabitch!"
Then he speeds off grinning maniacally as he stares at the side mirror and sees the writer barreling into the road construction and almost dying.
We need more stories of Vince. Jim said 35 years people have been fascinated by Vince.
" You and D'Lo are going to put them fucking turbans on " 😂😂😂😂
You dont get to be a multi millionaire without some psychotic drive/tendencies lol
Vince is a billionaire not mere multimillionaire.
That Tiger Ali Signh story was From Patrice O'Neal when he worked att WWE
Michael tarver asks a question. Vince says Excellent question Shelton 😂😂 too good.
Vince getting mad at himself for sneezing is the funniest thing ive imagined for awhile
The wrestling world has so many stories woven through it. Vince is at the core of an incredible amount of them and its crazy. This was a fun listen for sure.
"SNOW CONES!!! YOUUUURRRR'E YUUUUMMMMMMY!!!"
i would be rolling on the ground & crying my ass off
I’ve shoved a snow cone up my ass before. It was a frozen waffle cone one.
Jim about to add to this one
This video is as topical as ever today
The story of his beard is hilarious. Imagine Vince cutting a promo on his beard and J.R. announcing. Priceless
I think a movie or series on the WWF Creative Team from 1996-1999 would be really cool. Vince,Bruce,JR,Jim,ShitStain,Pat Patterson and all the drama from Bret vs Shawn to Russo going to WCW. Vice or Netflix could do it right too
Coachg Makes me think of a comedy like 30 Rock or something.
@@samwoodson9603 More like the office. With Shitstain and Corny being Jim and Dwight, Lmao
That kind of stuff would be good on that one adult cartoon they have on the wwe network
Stan Henderson EXACTLY what im thinking.
Sam Warren Yep that exact kind of humor is what I was thinking
Oh boy this video is wild now
Sounds like Arn Anderson had something to be worried about 🤣🤣
I Fucking love Cornette. When he starts cracking up, it makes me laugh out loud every time. lol. I wish I could see a video of this instead of just the audio.
VKM 100% hates nodding, he claims it's someone trying to "influence the room."
Imagine the stories post 2024. Lmfaoooo
Wow i can literally see it lol Vince is drunk out of his mind and screaming “LINE EM UP” (the finishers) 🤣☠️
This turned right into a Seinfeld episode.
Epic
As much as people hate him you cant deny the day vince is gone will be a sad day
There is no way Vince would put death over
No, why?
He'll be like Arnold Rimmer with the Grim Reeper. ua-cam.com/video/T6z3n0LEckk/v-deo.html
Jose Salazar 😔😔yea your right, Vince is the greatest heel in pro wrestling
@moon dawg God=Lord Jesus Christ was the only One to overcome death and the whole world. He defeated satan, sin , and death with just two sticks. And stop swearing God=Lord Jesus Christ's name. Unless you want Him to judge you for it later on judgement day. Unfortunately there is no rest for the unrepentant and the disbelievers in the lake of fire and brimstone. The second death.
Bret Hart told the story of Vince at a strip club. It was also with Hogan, and Mr. Perfect. The Legion of Doom did their finish on Vince, but gave him a soft finish. Anvil told Bret that the heart foundation would of done a hard finish at 100%. Bret tried to get away to avoid doing the finish, but Anvil had already gotten Vince up on his shoulders and so Bret did the finisher off the table. Vince took it and told Bret that he owed Vince a beer.
He really is a different kind of person. That whole "built different" bullshit that gets thrown around way WAYY too much these days actually does apply to Vince.
Jim talking about the unwritten rules for going to work sick to get sent home for being sick is straight out of the mind of George Costanza
We need that thumbnail art of Vince as Quagmire...
As a COOMER
@@TranslatedAssumption total coomer
Patrice O’Neal is the reason I know about Tiger Ali Sign
R.I.P.
Was going to mention that Patrice O'Neal also talked about Tiger Ali Singh complaining about the turban and Vince not giving a shit about it. Patrice was one of the best.
Patrice O’Neal was one of the very best.
yessir! lol!!! That was one of my favorite Opie and Anthony shows. The Rock happened to be there that day and corroborated that story.
I was laughing so hard at these stories that I almost had to go to a local medical facility.
No mention of Vince McMahon trying to wrestle Kurt Angle on the airplane to London and woke Undertaker up 😂
I don't think Cornette was there for that.
"vince is a lot bigger than me, in the upper body" lol gotta love ole corny's one liners
Vince being shocked at Asian porn😂😂😂😂
if Vince was shocked when he found out that some men find Asian women attractive then his jaw probably hit the floor when he found out some men are attracted to black women
Imagine his jaw if somone told him kharma was the sexiest thing on the planet.
Doubt it because black women are the most beautiful women in the world. And by black I mean melanin in their skin. Also black women are the mothers of humanity every single human on earth has dna of black women in them
@@TRICH10 🙄
@@TRICH10 I descend from the peaceful European neanderthal.
@@TRICH10 🤣🤣🤣🤮
Algorithm sent me here after listening to cornys rants on Vince's perversions!😅
Cornette sold the "I'm ok" too much...they asked you once just go
There needs to be a high budget full length movie (or TV series) just based on McMahon's life. I'm so interested in this insane man.
Definitely a series with 40+ min episodes...multiple seasons lol
The turban story @ 12:50 cracks me up. I actually heard someone tell that story who wasn't even associated with the wrestling community. It was late comic Patrice O'Neal (RIP) who spoke about it in an interview on the Opie and Anthony radio show. Patrice worked as a writer for WWE for literally a few days before he quit when he realized that you have to travel 24/7 lol.
He said it was surreal to watch Singh plead to leave the turban out of the equation, and that Vince just replied "You're gonna put on the F'ing turban" LMAO
By pure chance, The Rock had to call into the Opie and Anthony show that day to promote whatever movie he had come out with at the time, and the Rock laughed and mentioned that same story when highlighting what a crazy world wrestling is behind the scenes lol.
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Rest in peace patrice
Patrice O'Neal of all people years ago spoke on the Tiger Ali Singh and D'Lo Brown encounter. What an absolutely fucking classic Vince story.
Cici Bros. is the name of the landscaping company that handles the Conyers Farm gated community Vince lived in.
It’s nice to hear the happy side of Jim. He’s usually so salty.
Darrell Taylor leftists are usually miserable all the time
Mahdern rasslin bad
@@kingrama27 true
@@kingrama27is he really a leftist?
@@rudysconstructionYou shouldn’t entertain people’s political propaganda. 99.9% it’s fake. Even so, politics mean nothing here and clearly, saltiness isn’t exclusive to one side or the other.
If Vince had his own show just about him it would be through the roof. He is definitely a Different breed of human lol.
After my dad and a few guys bought TNA and started pushing it real hard WWE started showing up and doing a show at every town TNA traveled to. He was a tough competitor in a billion dollar industry that has no competition
Jerry Lawler said Vince loved to push people in the pool. He said Vince tried with him once but Vince is the one that went in.
12:25 loved hearing the reference to Patrice O'neal's story about the month he was a writer. Jim, you gotta listen to his interviews with the Rock and HHH on Opie and Anthony (if only to hear HHH awkward silence as Patrice tells him that its Shane's destiny to takeover WWE
I’d put money that he’s heard them because he knows Sam Roberts and Jim Norton
Patrice was the funniest man, He was a special guy. Bloody miss him and look at the state of Billium Burr now, Patrice would verbally eviscerate William if he were still around.
So now I actually think about it, I miss both of them, Patrice, I miss more though.
@@nekromachine Why, what's the matter with Burr now?
@ He's not a complete member of the He-Man Woman Haters Club anymore. But their fat bloated hero Patrice was raising a kid that wasn't his and simping for Von DeCarlo, no matter what he said in his stand ups. Patrice was a simp who could spin a yarn, and much like how Archie Bunker was actually a tool to be ridiculed, there's a bunch of losers who actually take the shit literally like gospel.
"hindu of some description" "some middle eastern country" jesus christ 😂
@@shemyaza8934 relax dude. this wasn't a sinister jab at whites. it's just funny he messed up a bunch of "facts." hindu is the religion of india, which is not in the middle east, and sikhs are different than hindus. does that clarify for ya?
@@shemyaza8934 someone with a germanic name in their title really has no excuse to not seek out the proto indo-european connection between hinduism and germanic paganism ;)
@@trancebodega2739 Cimmerians. King Sandakhshatra name sounds very familiar
And....
Vince was drunk as hell when the Hart Foundation did their finish on him at a bar.
“The classic ‘have a guy arrested’ prank.” Excuse me? 🤣🤣🤣
If even a quarter of what people have said about Vince McMahon over the years is true, he is one of the most bonkers human beings alive.
I'm inclined to believe the sneezing story is true. Stone Cold's book had a section where he talked about Vince, and he said Vince hated sneezing and would "cuss a blue streak after a good sneeze or two".
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If I don't fight my boss, my career is over? What an awful work environment.
When you realize Vince in character is more tame than Vince in real life.
I can listen to Cornette for hours.
you're in the right place! :P