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  • @T1000skynetforever
    @T1000skynetforever 4 місяці тому +2729

    “ he’s just suicidal he’s not crazy”🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 4 місяці тому +18

      🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @HbCAMM_CT
      @HbCAMM_CT 3 місяці тому +93

      well theres a difference between a depressed guy and a guy you want to send to the nut house, so there is some truth to what Hank says, even though he worded it in that way

    • @fumomofumosarum5893
      @fumomofumosarum5893 3 місяці тому +24

      I needed to hear that today. Thanks Hank.

    • @frankwoods2599
      @frankwoods2599 3 місяці тому

      ​@@HbCAMM_CTthey send mildly depressed folk to nut houses when they confess to suicidal tendencies to a therapist

    • @CertifiedDoc
      @CertifiedDoc 3 місяці тому +11

      He's not quite right, but he's not quite wrong.

  • @hunterlord101
    @hunterlord101 4 місяці тому +1772

    I always respected Hank but him putting on a dress to save Bill from getting harassed or worse was the absolute pinnacle of how good of a man he is

    • @radthadd
      @radthadd 4 місяці тому +5

      Why he wearing a dress?

    • @quackman
      @quackman 4 місяці тому +62

      "That's right; it's *that* kinda party!"
      Edit: lol just realized Dale drops his cigarette on the floor seeing Hank in the dress!

    • @EruveyConB
      @EruveyConB 3 місяці тому +111

      ​@@radthaddBill was pretending to be his ex-wife Leonore because he was in denial of she leaving him

    • @theevilascotcompany9255
      @theevilascotcompany9255 3 місяці тому +38

      Hank is a big dude, I'm surprised he found a dress that fit him in such a short time.

    • @Fuckyourpoliticaloutrage
      @Fuckyourpoliticaloutrage 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@theevilascotcompany9255 Have you seen Peggy?

  • @Pan_Z
    @Pan_Z 4 місяці тому +2996

    The California joke just gets funnier & funnier with time.

    • @brandonquezada9523
      @brandonquezada9523 4 місяці тому +110

      And sadder..

    • @superlink235
      @superlink235 4 місяці тому +45

      Kahn lived in California before Texas lmao

    • @phantompop3192
      @phantompop3192 4 місяці тому +59

      As a Californian, it gave me a good chuckle.

    • @Parz1val465
      @Parz1val465 4 місяці тому +28

      Unlike California itself

    • @alexandru5369
      @alexandru5369 4 місяці тому +39

      Yeah it's way too accurate now used too be a funny joke on the right back then now Canada is a dystopia only thing it has going for it are gorgeous national parks, beaches, and pretty good weather. It basically survives despite it's own people

  • @DeeRisingPhoenix
    @DeeRisingPhoenix 6 місяців тому +3096

    It doesn’t matter if their from Canada, Laos or God forbid California even Hank hates California

    • @LindaCooper-i3f
      @LindaCooper-i3f 6 місяців тому +55

      Good grief.

    • @monkeycat48
      @monkeycat48 4 місяці тому +141

      Which is why I don't understand why California would join Texas in civil war the 2024 film?

    • @caseytesney959
      @caseytesney959 4 місяці тому +61

      Khan is Laotian and before moving to arlen he lived in California for 20 years

    • @tubby_1278
      @tubby_1278 4 місяці тому +114

      California is everything Hank doesn't believe in lmao. By the time they started doing this show Cali was already a lefty state.

    • @carlathompson9308
      @carlathompson9308 4 місяці тому +13

      My God my dad said the same thingXD

  • @MrKVODKA123
    @MrKVODKA123 4 місяці тому +1001

    “He’s suicidal Peggy, not crazy” 😂 wild af

    • @Emidretrauqe
      @Emidretrauqe 4 місяці тому +43

      Hot take: People can be suicidal for rational reasons.
      Not Bill, though.

    • @pizzarollking4397
      @pizzarollking4397 3 місяці тому +19

      @@Emidretrauqe Too be fair at least Bill has friends. True Friends care more about you then any therapist milking you for money.

    • @alexhauser5043
      @alexhauser5043 3 місяці тому

      @@Emidretrauqe Not Bill? He hasn't gotten laid in, what, a decade?

    • @bbhjvvbfhvv3357
      @bbhjvvbfhvv3357 3 місяці тому

      @@pizzarollking4397he needs professional help

    • @MasterCarve
      @MasterCarve 2 місяці тому +13

      Hank knows therapy would only make Bill worse. Remember when Bill was wearing dresses and calling himself Lenore? Most therapists would encourage that behavior now.

  • @naimuddin92
    @naimuddin92 4 місяці тому +1525

    "This isn't the Democratic National Convention" 😂

  • @chrisrocco
    @chrisrocco 4 місяці тому +1576

    "Guns dont kill people, the government does" no truer words have ever been spoken

    • @jessesimmons4503
      @jessesimmons4503 4 місяці тому

      Government=monopoly of violence

    • @BogartedJoint696
      @BogartedJoint696 4 місяці тому +18

      I sht gold. That's true because I just said it.

    • @wchv94str9
      @wchv94str9 4 місяці тому

      ​@@BogartedJoint696I pity your a$$hole

    • @rstreet5537
      @rstreet5537 4 місяці тому +2

      Stamp

    • @jaska-jalmarixvi5757
      @jaska-jalmarixvi5757 3 місяці тому +44

      lmfao modern internet conservative is more like dale than hank

  • @j3zter618
    @j3zter618 3 місяці тому +335

    "His tie is red. His shirt is white, and his jacket is blue. That stands for America. COMMUNISM!"
    That took me out 😭💀

    • @Metal-Possum
      @Metal-Possum 20 днів тому +2

      I keep forgetting, what colour is the Russian flag again? 😅

    • @CommunityFan
      @CommunityFan 13 днів тому

      ​@@Metal-Possum ain't Communist anymore so don't really matter

    • @saber2802
      @saber2802 6 днів тому

      ​@Metal-Possum russia copied our flag colors!
      *despite the fact those colors have been used by France, Great Britain and indeed Russia*

    • @Dbl4Sllivn
      @Dbl4Sllivn 4 дні тому

      😬

  • @BiscuitsAintShi
    @BiscuitsAintShi 4 місяці тому +501

    Honestly Hank is such a good friend for putting a dress on to defend bill in his pyschosis/manic episode

  • @Abradrake
    @Abradrake 4 місяці тому +667

    And technically, Kahn was from both Laos and California.

    • @StormBreakr
      @StormBreakr 3 місяці тому +4

      Is that supposed to make it any better?

    • @Vodkanir
      @Vodkanir 3 місяці тому +13

      @@StormBreakr sposed to make it worse

    • @sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287
      @sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287 3 місяці тому +27

      The worst part was California.

    • @somebodysomewhere6770
      @somebodysomewhere6770 2 місяці тому +26

      Being from Laos is fine. Being from California? Unforgivable.

    • @chickendinner5572
      @chickendinner5572 Місяць тому

      Kahn and Minh’s family fought against the commies. Minh’s father was a General in the Royal Lao Army that worked together with the CIA AND General McArthur. Ask Laotian Americans how they feel about commies 😊

  • @gingemaximus5301
    @gingemaximus5301 4 місяці тому +1213

    I'm pretty convinced that a lump sum of voters vote like Luanne

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 4 місяці тому +151

      Obama/ Biden ones

    • @theonethatcan7780
      @theonethatcan7780 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Thunderchild-gz4gc have you seen how 45 cultists vote?? There are idiots in both sides that vote like it's a celebrity popular vote

    • @tubaboytom
      @tubaboytom 4 місяці тому +136

      ​@@Thunderchild-gz4gcSpoken like a true Fox News hive mind.

    • @TheUnknownDanish
      @TheUnknownDanish 4 місяці тому +145

      ​@tubaboytom, I'm pretty sure your parties actions speak for themselves. You don't vote with your heads. You vote with pointless and often reckless uncontrollable emotion and have fits like children who can't get their way all the time. 2016 was the perfect example of that.

    • @Aex3f4
      @Aex3f4 4 місяці тому

      @@tubaboytom Leftist echo chamber

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat Місяць тому +64

    "The NRA is a Washington DC based organization. Are you telling me you support Washington DC?"
    That might be the most cruel burn Hank has ever given someone.

  • @EldritchSun13
    @EldritchSun13 4 місяці тому +238

    It's uncanny seeing this show in such high quality

    • @queuedjar4578
      @queuedjar4578 3 місяці тому +17

      It's basically how it looks on Hulu with good streaming quality right now.

    • @Benjamillion
      @Benjamillion 3 місяці тому +24

      It's kind of surreal seeing King of the Hill in a non-YTP format.

  • @PERTEKofficial
    @PERTEKofficial Місяць тому +48

    This show ages like a really good wine. The older you get, the older it gets, the better it becomes

  • @juliancardenas623
    @juliancardenas623 4 місяці тому +147

    "He is just suicidal Peggy he is not crazy" lmao that line always gets me

  • @arthurgodwin6571
    @arthurgodwin6571 4 місяці тому +306

    I swear Luanne has two brain cells and one of them is on permanent vacation.

  • @reviewspiteras
    @reviewspiteras 4 місяці тому +175

    The restore car part was so good. Fixing a car with your dad is so great, and the advice of knowing how to fix your car when you are with your girlfriend rings so true.

  • @mrstraightman2806
    @mrstraightman2806 4 місяці тому +274

    8:44 "Guns dont kill people, the government does."

    • @FOAB-Carlos
      @FOAB-Carlos 3 місяці тому +23

      To be fair, those whistleblowers from boeing kinda proove that, lol.

  • @tell-me-a-story-
    @tell-me-a-story- 4 місяці тому +215

    Hank trying to get Bill out of trouble by putting on a dress is a big gesture from Hank.

  • @lucifermorningstar2505
    @lucifermorningstar2505 4 місяці тому +570

    God forbid if they are from California

    • @massachusettsisboo1933
      @massachusettsisboo1933 4 місяці тому

      Yes keep that liberal riff raff out of nice communities

    • @aestheticswim3397
      @aestheticswim3397 4 місяці тому

      California used to be a red state and we were the last of the wild West to be tamed 🇺🇸

    • @Trishula707
      @Trishula707 4 місяці тому

      it’s very disturbing how much hate Texans hate us Californians to the point I was harassed by an officer in Texas simply because I have California plates. I don’t understand why you Texans hate your fellow Americans get in California we don’t care what state your from and yes California has issues but the good people here are very kind and welcoming. I used to live in Las Vegas from age 10-20 2002-2012 and Vegas was the worst Vegas is way worse than any city in California.

    • @Hateful_Psycho
      @Hateful_Psycho 4 місяці тому +50

      I hate California

    • @Trishula707
      @Trishula707 4 місяці тому

      @@Hateful_Psycho that’s sad that you hate your fellow Americans. Although I’m not surprised. When I went to Texas I was harassed and threatened by Texas officers. I guarantee you good California citizens don’t care where you’re from.

  • @spadinnerxylaphone2622
    @spadinnerxylaphone2622 4 місяці тому +1768

    Actual good conservative jokes instead of mindless "durr let's trigger the libs"

    • @kingKaiju393
      @kingKaiju393 4 місяці тому +140

      THANK YOU!!! SERIOUSLY THANK YOU!!!! Finally, someone who actually understands!

    • @EldritchSun13
      @EldritchSun13 4 місяці тому +3

      HOW MANY LIBRULS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LOGBULB? THEY CANT. THEY'RE TOO BUSY THERE GENDER 😂😂😂😂

    • @ArthurMorgan-pq4tr
      @ArthurMorgan-pq4tr 4 місяці тому +50

      I haven’t seen it yet, but the ads for that Mr. Birchum thing pisses me off. Literally the punchline of the ad was “Does that scooter come in mens?”

    • @chrisguz7090
      @chrisguz7090 4 місяці тому +76

      What are liberal jokes exactly? Lame jabs aimed at the french and "be gay, do crime" t-shirts?

    • @wesscoates5676
      @wesscoates5676 4 місяці тому +167

      Keep in mind, this show was made in an era where the libs and conservatives had more respect for one another. Like a liberal and conservative getting along in this day and age is practically unheard of. Back then, it didn't matter who you voted for, cause people respected freedom of choice and all that. But, that's just the way it is when the damn government wants us divided against each other.

  • @cumulo25
    @cumulo25 3 місяці тому +163

    "Greatest orator of our day."
    Lol! Anyone who grew up in the Bush era is laughing _and_ dying inside simultaneously.

    • @runechuckie
      @runechuckie 2 місяці тому +9

      The man couldn't even pronounce nuclear correctly 😂 ofc Peggy would say that

    • @cumulo25
      @cumulo25 2 місяці тому +10

      @runechuckie "Strategery" "Recruitements" "Our enemies never stop think of new ways to harm our country, and neither do we!"

    • @ohio72213
      @ohio72213 2 місяці тому +1

      The video of his "bushisms" cracks me up

    • @veggiesarefruits
      @veggiesarefruits 2 місяці тому +1

      That slayed me! 😂

    • @Maya-ls3ky
      @Maya-ls3ky Місяць тому +2

      People forget just how much Republicans supported Bush/Cheney back then it was nearly as much as they like Trump now but a bit less unhinged

  • @vegamineral207
    @vegamineral207 4 місяці тому +298

    "Barbara Bush is a handsome woman" 😂🤢

    • @Mojo32
      @Mojo32 4 місяці тому +2

      🤣

    • @kosog6584
      @kosog6584 3 місяці тому

      I don't get it

    • @BottledPoe
      @BottledPoe 3 місяці тому

      Handsome woman​@@kosog6584

    • @ChrisJones-ij3xp
      @ChrisJones-ij3xp 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@kosog6584 It's funny these days, but "handsome" was a term used for women a couple centuries ago. I've read really old literature, and it's full of that word to describe ladies.

    • @danielboggan2479
      @danielboggan2479 2 місяці тому +2

      @@kosog6584calling a woman or man Handsome was for centuries just a way to say they were attractive.
      Now it’s essentially exclusively used for men.
      When the line was written it was just a statement about her being pretty. Now it has a trans implication built in.

  • @mrstraightman2806
    @mrstraightman2806 4 місяці тому +128

    0:25 "it doesn't matter if they're from Canada Laos or god forbid California."

  • @Evemeister12
    @Evemeister12 3 місяці тому +83

    The essence of this show is that hank hill is the everyman who is "king" justnby being a stand up guy who respects people and doesn't tolerate disrespectful people. He's a model American, not because of his political stances, but his decency and strength of character.

    • @Shah-of-the-Shinebox
      @Shah-of-the-Shinebox 27 днів тому +5

      So true, if only more people could understand this. Everything has become so much about politics, that we've forgotten how to treat people like human beings.

    • @adoe2305
      @adoe2305 18 днів тому

      Decency and strength are conservative values.

    • @LAKush90
      @LAKush90 12 днів тому

      @@adoe2305don’t forget racist

    • @matth227
      @matth227 23 години тому

      @@adoe2305how do you figure that?

    • @adoe2305
      @adoe2305 20 годин тому

      @matth227 with my eyes and ears LMFAO
      Been to an antfi riot or pride party?

  • @creepcat03
    @creepcat03 2 місяці тому +60

    "Guns don't kill people, the government does" is a good second to American Dad's "Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Guns defend people from people with smaller guns."

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 26 днів тому

      And god forbid someone makes an army of Brock Samsons.

  • @PowerSynopsis
    @PowerSynopsis 4 місяці тому +93

    A man _does_ only have so many summers, Mr. Hill. Gobbless.

    • @Stunkos
      @Stunkos 4 місяці тому

      At least there are places that are summery all the time.

  • @jeffbenson3876
    @jeffbenson3876 Місяць тому +25

    George W being the "greatest orator of our times". Cracked me right up.
    He seems like an easy guy to have a beer with but he is not an eloquent speaker.

  • @crazyiananderson6676
    @crazyiananderson6676 4 місяці тому +329

    Well yeah, some of these moments are conservative, but I think most of them are Hank being a decent human being.

    • @OmegaChase1002
      @OmegaChase1002 4 місяці тому +110

      Well, yeah.
      When the boomers arent ruining it, being conservative just means being a decent, traditional Christian person.

    • @literallyimtrash7975
      @literallyimtrash7975 4 місяці тому

      @@fungusghoul i live in the midwest. most conservative ARENT decent people. Being conservative doesnt make people decent, it generally makes them more bigoted. OR bigoted people just like to identify as conservative. But as someone who lives in a red state, most arent decent

    • @Introbulus
      @Introbulus 4 місяці тому +1

      Turns out Conservative values are actually just about human decency.
      And the whole Conservative wing has, unfortunately, been co-opted by the Libertarian wing that don't give a damn about decency.

    • @tell-me-a-story-
      @tell-me-a-story- 4 місяці тому +23

      Ever thought that it’s a good thing?

    • @reviewspiteras
      @reviewspiteras 4 місяці тому

      ​@@literallyimtrash7975 I am skeptical of someone who calls himself literally trash. "Bigot this, bigot that"

  • @Spinner773
    @Spinner773 4 місяці тому +38

    "Hes just suicidal peggy, hes not crazy" lol 😂

  • @ElJCobberino
    @ElJCobberino 4 місяці тому +101

    I'm from California and I respect Hank's opinion.

  • @YourUncleBenny251
    @YourUncleBenny251 3 місяці тому +30

    “Washington!? Bobby, go to your room!” 😂😂😂

    • @uno9915
      @uno9915 4 дні тому +1

      Killed me 🤣

  • @SUBARCTICPSYCHO
    @SUBARCTICPSYCHO 4 місяці тому +481

    The best kind of Californian is the one who stays in California.

    • @Usy122
      @Usy122 4 місяці тому +22

      I like a 6 feet under Californian 😂

    • @SolidN8
      @SolidN8 4 місяці тому +23

      I mean weather's better than most states tbh

    • @csasam6112
      @csasam6112 4 місяці тому +1

      Agreed

    • @ML-sc3pt
      @ML-sc3pt 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@@SolidN8that's it. Nothing else there is good

    • @SolidN8
      @SolidN8 4 місяці тому +8

      @ML-sc3pt i dunno food here's pretty good, folks are nice, pretty state overall

  • @jonlannister345
    @jonlannister345 Місяць тому +15

    Hank putting on a dress to save Bill from getting a beating during his mental breakdown was probably the hardest thing he ever had to do for a friend.

  • @Absolutely_Nobody
    @Absolutely_Nobody 10 днів тому +7

    "God forbid, california."
    How true, Hank.

  • @justinw7323
    @justinw7323 4 місяці тому +220

    Hank would be embarrassed of the US in 2024.

    • @vfhvgffc3285
      @vfhvgffc3285 4 місяці тому +27

      Hank gets embarrassed by almost everything

    • @Teesquared00
      @Teesquared00 4 місяці тому +64

      Yes, but probably embarrassed by what the Republican party has become.
      I don't think he'd vote for either Trump or Biden.

    • @sixfeetundertheradar6080
      @sixfeetundertheradar6080 4 місяці тому +12

      @@Teesquared00yeah, I think he’d be in such a state over it bc both options don’t align with his beliefs

    • @conservative4523
      @conservative4523 4 місяці тому +19

      ​@sixfeetundertheradar6080 I think hank would reluctantly vote for Trump since Trump is more conservative than biden

    • @Teesquared00
      @Teesquared00 4 місяці тому +41

      ​@@conservative4523He would never vote for Trump, ever. Hanks conservatism and Trump's populism are 100% at odds.
      Remember, Hank has a strong environmentalist streak, he believes guns are dangerous and the NRA is a sham, he's anti-capitalism to a degree (insofar as he hates the likes of Megalow Mart in his town displacing smaller businesses) and he acts with absolute integrity, honesty and respect.

  • @JoKenLuv
    @JoKenLuv 11 днів тому +8

    "A guy breaks into your house, but YOU don't have a gun... how are you going to shoot him?"

  • @CamHennings
    @CamHennings 2 місяці тому +11

    Casually cutting out Hank's horror at Bush's weak handshake

  • @bluecoin3771
    @bluecoin3771 4 місяці тому +320

    King of the Hill at its worst > the best episode of Mr. Birchum.

    • @NiallByrne
      @NiallByrne 4 місяці тому +14

      Not sure even a fair contest.

    • @bluecoin3771
      @bluecoin3771 4 місяці тому +10

      @@NiallByrne How about this? Brickleberry at its worst > the best episode of Mr. Birchum?

    • @captainforrix956
      @captainforrix956 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@@bluecoin3771Brickleberry just sucks horrifically. 90% of adult cartoons are bad but Brickleberry is painful

    • @orfeo793
      @orfeo793 4 місяці тому +5

      wtf is mr birchum?

    • @jessepinkman5702
      @jessepinkman5702 4 місяці тому +17

      @@orfeo793a show made by Daily Wire about making fun of Democrats

  • @Jordan-np2uu
    @Jordan-np2uu 3 місяці тому +25

    7:09 “That’s actually kinda…sad, Hank.” 😂

  • @CoCoCo1212
    @CoCoCo1212 3 місяці тому +20

    1:25 - "Take off the dress, buddy, ya scarin' me!" 😂😂😂

  • @PERTEKofficial
    @PERTEKofficial Місяць тому +19

    8:44 based Dale

  • @Walrus_JR
    @Walrus_JR 4 місяці тому +51

    1:28 hank a real one for backing up bill ❤️😭

    • @tylerc4229
      @tylerc4229 Місяць тому +2

      This isn’t the DNC 😂

    • @blablableep6811
      @blablableep6811 Місяць тому

      Treating it as a mental illness instead of gender identity

  • @andrewprahst2529
    @andrewprahst2529 4 місяці тому +56

    11:44 My brain hurt seeing a gameboy with the D-pad on the right

  • @justinfincher2385
    @justinfincher2385 3 місяці тому +11

    I love how when dale boos it echos like it was really recorded outside in an alleyway

  • @Vamp_Nate
    @Vamp_Nate 4 місяці тому +55

    0:25
    As a Californian, I approve this message 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DesertDawg-oq5fg
    @DesertDawg-oq5fg 3 місяці тому +21

    It meant so much to me as a kid growing up and seeing a good father, hard worker, and good person overall being portrayed on TV for a change even if he was just animated

  • @adcparker
    @adcparker 4 місяці тому +13

    Man i’m gonna miss dale when the show comes back, RIP Johnny H. 🙏

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil 4 місяці тому +67

    "Or God forbid California"

  • @unclepaulie4233
    @unclepaulie4233 Місяць тому +9

    1:28 hank is an incredible friend

  • @MegaJohnnytv
    @MegaJohnnytv 4 місяці тому +204

    I how he treat California like is a country

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th 4 місяці тому

      well its economy would be the 6th most powerful and props up literally every red state except for texas (that cant keep its power on after every sprinkle) and florida (whose entire citizenry is high on meth and magat bs)
      without cali or new york state every single red state would collapse overnight
      hell even WITH new york and cali paying ALL their bills, rad states STILL cant keep their violent crime, drug, and sh!tty education problems in control ffs
      oh well. at least their billionaores have more money. 🤡🤡🤔

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 4 місяці тому +56

      A horrible country. I should know, I’m Californian

    • @kingKaiju393
      @kingKaiju393 4 місяці тому

      Same and your not wrong. ​@nationalinstituteofcheese3012

    • @OmegaChase1002
      @OmegaChase1002 4 місяці тому

      California goes out of its way to be unamerican so much that it might as well be another country.

    • @funfofa
      @funfofa 4 місяці тому

      California is pretty much just tent-land

  • @pk5727
    @pk5727 Місяць тому +19

    2:55 Yeah, some people really shouldn’t be voting.

    • @TPFB129
      @TPFB129 Місяць тому +1

      Based

    • @witerunguard1737
      @witerunguard1737 Місяць тому

      Why I don’t get it?

    • @pk5727
      @pk5727 Місяць тому

      @@witerunguard1737the next 30 seconds pretty much explains.

    • @witerunguard1737
      @witerunguard1737 Місяць тому

      @@pk5727 not really

    • @pk5727
      @pk5727 Місяць тому

      @@witerunguard1737 ok then. Seems pretty clear that no matter how you slice it, Luann is an idiot..
      She supports the candidate because “ he has the shortest line” aka she’s lazy.
      She chose her candidate because of the colors of his suit……I’m sorry but this isn’t high school where the most handsome and pretty people win by default, if that is how you vote…..then you don’t have the mental chops to pick people to serve us where it’s important.
      Fortunately the founders put in safeguards to this. One should have learned them in grade school, it’s under checks and balances.
      The people used to only directly vote for their representatives directly. Senators were picked by state legislatures, and any who died in office were picked by governor until next election ( only 1/3) of senators are elected each election
      Of course than modern politicians got their claws into it. And with the state of our culture at large, the education system, and that you basically have a month to vote ( and you can’t change more mind when something happens), plus several other issues….we got rid of these safeguards. So either those safeguards need to be restored, or we seriously have to do something that screen out the Lu Ann moron and lazies.
      I found out about one such solution. One is to literally have to write the candidates name out. Most places it’s a multiple choice box. Instead of picking from the choices presented, you literally must write out the name of the candidate. Why? Because at least we know you’ve heard of the person your voting on, and can infer you know something, ANYTHING about said candidate you’re picking.

  • @ohwaitchristian
    @ohwaitchristian 3 місяці тому +8

    "dale, thats right out of the NRA magazine august issue" lmfao

  • @pacemoccasin439
    @pacemoccasin439 3 місяці тому +64

    We need more conservatives like Hank

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 2 місяці тому +6

      We need less conservatives, period!

    • @Maya-ls3ky
      @Maya-ls3ky Місяць тому

      @@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty Conservatives are fine; the problem is the populist grifter bullshit
      I don't really care if you want lower taxes or hold slightly more traditional values - Take a culture like Japan or Poland for instance
      The problem occurs for me when people make politics their entire fucking identity, cover themselves head to toe in MAGA garbage, consume bullshit propaganda 24/7 and will literally threaten suicide if Harris wins - Like have your political views man but stop being a fucking schizo about it

    • @fatcat5817
      @fatcat5817 Місяць тому +1

      >when we control the food. 😇

    • @williamhardee8863
      @williamhardee8863 Місяць тому

      Most Conservatives are like Hank. Just like how most Liberals aren’t like the extremist you see on social media, the exact same thing is true for conservatives. We just live in a society that culturally worships one side of the political spectrum, and demonizes the other, even demonizes the ones that are just smack dab on the middle who are not part of any extreme.

    • @Justaordinaryman
      @Justaordinaryman Місяць тому

      Nice of you to stop grooming the young children to post this useless comment man ​@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty

  • @briankleinschmidt3664
    @briankleinschmidt3664 Місяць тому +16

    Bill Clinton also had a limp handshake. I only shook it because it was a rare opportunity. I sure regret it.

  • @drewman5898
    @drewman5898 3 місяці тому +10

    "and with his features" 🤣🤣😭

  • @waffle8364
    @waffle8364 4 місяці тому +97

    "or God forbid California " 😂
    yes yes. that place is hell on earth

    • @anthonyavila9470
      @anthonyavila9470 4 місяці тому +10

      Can agree. Despite being born in Cali and once I had join the military, i found a good group of people to teach me the ways of real American and get in line with conservative. Worked out just fine.

    • @Tepaneca
      @Tepaneca 3 місяці тому +8

      @@anthonyavila9470cringe bean

    • @SnakeSalmon8izback
      @SnakeSalmon8izback 3 місяці тому +12

      @@anthonyavila9470 "i'm gullible and easily brainwashed by whatever the people around me tell me to believe"

    • @Maya-ls3ky
      @Maya-ls3ky Місяць тому +1

      @@anthonyavila9470 You people make politics your entire identity its actually really pathetic and I feel really bad for the hotline workers who have to deal with you subhuman idiots when Harris wins

    • @mcanty
      @mcanty Місяць тому

      figuratively and literally too
      i had to stand in line at the DMV with hundreds of people crowded up in the summer heat, i don't think you can get much more closer to hell than that

  • @jakemcdermott7935
    @jakemcdermott7935 Місяць тому +2

    Dale dropping his cig and having another one on the ready 😂

  • @quadsnipershot
    @quadsnipershot 3 місяці тому +21

    “That’s a thinker”

    • @PERTEKofficial
      @PERTEKofficial Місяць тому

      “A guy breaks into yer house and you don’t have a gun, how are you gonna shoot him?”

  • @kijangberburu5991
    @kijangberburu5991 4 місяці тому +22

    Hank is just the GOAT! That's what i called a decent human being.

  • @matthewneidiffer2222
    @matthewneidiffer2222 4 місяці тому +136

    What? Communism, No!

    • @-James-A
      @-James-A 4 місяці тому +8

      Get that penguin back here!

    • @NIGameYeah
      @NIGameYeah 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@-James-Awelcome to the party mate what what

    • @-James-A
      @-James-A 4 місяці тому

      @@NIGameYeah hee haw, you're a communist.

    • @DumplingDoodle
      @DumplingDoodle Місяць тому

      ?

  • @Seyanoo
    @Seyanoo 4 місяці тому +148

    I had a friend whose dad was exactly like Hank, he was pretty conservative. But was genuinely a really good man and dad from what I remember.

    • @Crom_Apsotle
      @Crom_Apsotle 4 місяці тому +44

      Being conservative and being a good person are never mutually exclusive qualities

    • @redlight3932
      @redlight3932 4 місяці тому +7

      Goes to show people's mentality​@@Crom_Apsotle

    • @samgradyfilm
      @samgradyfilm 4 місяці тому +13

      ​@@Crom_Apsotlelol you'd be surprised

    • @oldoutlet6946
      @oldoutlet6946 4 місяці тому

      @@samgradyfilm I mean you could argue the same thing about leftists. In the end both have good qualities and both have deranged individuals who have limp handshakes.

    • @quantumblurrr
      @quantumblurrr 4 місяці тому +7

      @@Crom_ApsotleThe trump stuff kind of changed that

  • @ZendovGaming
    @ZendovGaming 4 дні тому +1

    Californian but a Texan at heart. Koth is my favorite show and i miss it

  • @slyninja4444
    @slyninja4444 4 місяці тому +33

    13:54
    The District will decide your fate.
    I AM the district!

  • @ernestomoreno4409
    @ernestomoreno4409 3 місяці тому +25

    "I cancelled your vote out" hahaha

    • @chriswhinery925
      @chriswhinery925 17 днів тому

      That one wasn't even funny, it just hurt, it was too real.
      Remember, no matter how much of your life you spend learning about the issues, following the candidates, and becoming the most highly knowledgeable voter you can be, all it takes is one idiot 18 year old who saw a political video on Tik Tok to cancel out all of that effort.

  • @SopaDiaz
    @SopaDiaz 2 місяці тому +15

    This isn't the DNC!! LMAOOO

  • @Rpcbasquiat
    @Rpcbasquiat 9 днів тому +3

    Dismantling its navy I lost it 💀💀💀

  • @SK-oh9ui
    @SK-oh9ui Місяць тому +6

    "And Barbara's a handsome woman." 😂😂

  • @getuliamontero2351
    @getuliamontero2351 Місяць тому +1

    The way he almost had an aneurysm chasing out the nerd was something else

  • @TrenchCrusade
    @TrenchCrusade 4 місяці тому +21

    The chad Mr. Hill and the virgin Mr. Birchim

  • @Bruhtatochip742
    @Bruhtatochip742 4 місяці тому +13

    Hank's friends piling in one by one, single file on the topic of guns breaks me

    • @caderiddle5996
      @caderiddle5996 3 місяці тому +1

      I mean, he did take the wrong position there though. Don’t be stupid with firearms and you should be fine.

    • @DumplingDoodle
      @DumplingDoodle Місяць тому +1

      "You have alerted the horde."

  • @JoJoShabadoo
    @JoJoShabadoo 3 місяці тому +4

    "Take off that dress buddy ya scaring me "
    Hahahahaha

  • @G_FRE
    @G_FRE 4 місяці тому +55

    For being a conservative show they definitely were inclusive. They were also super hilarious.

    • @KrazedHeroYT
      @KrazedHeroYT 4 місяці тому +11

      It isn't, just the family is but the creators aren't lol.

    • @Screeno1993
      @Screeno1993 3 місяці тому +2

      Yeah lol people don't seem to understand KOTH is a parody ​@@KrazedHeroYT

    • @TrollCapAmerica
      @TrollCapAmerica 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Screeno1993 Its an exaggeration of surpsingly realistic situations just turned into comedy. IRL Things like Dales entire family happen but dont tend to end up working out or being as funn but in KOTH you they can

  • @blaster915
    @blaster915 4 місяці тому +13

    1:30 saved his butt doing that. What a good friend

  • @GabrielOsiuhwu
    @GabrielOsiuhwu 4 місяці тому +32

    Did Hank just imply that californians were not part of the American system? 0:27

    • @michapiechowski1810
      @michapiechowski1810 2 місяці тому +14

      *reaffirmed

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 2 місяці тому +16

      I’m from California and can confirm that most of us are barely even humans, much less American.

    • @GabrielOsiuhwu
      @GabrielOsiuhwu 2 місяці тому +1

      @@capncake8837 im also from California

    • @manray0703
      @manray0703 Місяць тому +2

      Rightly so

    • @DumplingDoodle
      @DumplingDoodle Місяць тому

      california is not real

  • @RobertWWD
    @RobertWWD 4 місяці тому +18

    It’s hilarious that Peggy brought a Vibrator to School.

    • @shrodu
      @shrodu 4 місяці тому

      A paddle

    • @RobertWWD
      @RobertWWD 4 місяці тому +2

      @@shrodu
      I mean the episode where Peggy was going to teach Sex Ed.

  • @Nortekman
    @Nortekman Місяць тому +3

    "Lowering taxes and defense" He spoiled the big finale

  • @robfrank3423
    @robfrank3423 4 місяці тому +341

    I hate how we thought Bush was conservative back in 2000

    • @Mourtzouphlos240
      @Mourtzouphlos240 4 місяці тому +93

      He was. He was the most conservative President since the 1920s. He also "broke the world" and we haven't recovered.
      The guy was the luckiest bastard that ever lived. From his rich family, his desertion, his criminal record, it turning out he was the smart and disciplined one, the legalized coup, the guy who replaced him not sending him to prison for the Crimes Against Humanity, and the guy after that being worse somehow so everyone forgot.

    • @salag13
      @salag13 4 місяці тому +59

      @@Mourtzouphlos240Exactly. The only reason we forget about Bush being so bad is because Trump makes him look tame in comparison. He owes his whole legacy to Trump lol.

    • @Alexq79-
      @Alexq79- 4 місяці тому

      @@salag13trump doesn’t make him look bad in comparison. Bush is responsible for potentially millions of deaths due to the war on terror

    • @mateohodge6998
      @mateohodge6998 4 місяці тому +20

      ​@@salag13Literally They thought Bush was stupid and a joke but the bar has been severely lowered

    • @123ElectricMonkey
      @123ElectricMonkey 4 місяці тому

      @@Mourtzouphlos240maybe these weapons of mass destruction are hiding under my desk? Nope.thats Larry Silverstein and Donald Rumsfeld

  • @tvshowmemes-jt8eb
    @tvshowmemes-jt8eb 2 місяці тому +11

    I like how the show highlights the positives of conservatism and not portray conservatives as all a bunch evil racists.

  • @Jsellers650
    @Jsellers650 15 днів тому +4

    Hank hated California before it was cool.

  • @TheMusicGunMan
    @TheMusicGunMan 4 місяці тому +7

    Boomhauer wearing a blazer with padded shoulders fits too well

  • @detroitninjas
    @detroitninjas Місяць тому +1

    The limp handshake 😂😂😂

  • @parthl
    @parthl 2 місяці тому +5

    9:09 truer words have never been spoken 🥲

  • @HumanThing-fm6xt
    @HumanThing-fm6xt 3 місяці тому +14

    As a Californian myself I completely agree with Hank’s hatred of California

  • @kyuubifox33
    @kyuubifox33 4 місяці тому +11

    It’s cute how many folk here totally miss some of these jokes lol to busy “teehee”ing about the California joke haha
    Looking forward to the sequel series

  • @vintagecardssteve8582
    @vintagecardssteve8582 2 місяці тому

    Kentucky is looking fantastic this time of year. You can tell fall will be creeping up on us soon. Nice Autographs. I am still looking for my CC Sabathia Auto. Nailed out a Pujols Auto this last spring. Took me forever to finally find one that i wanted to pay at the price that was right for me. Great Ichrio as well. Always enjoy Shannon.

  • @matthewneidiffer2222
    @matthewneidiffer2222 4 місяці тому +32

    4:20
    Barbara is a handsome women

    • @Mojo32
      @Mojo32 4 місяці тому +2

      🤣

  • @vvvverrryscarryyy
    @vvvverrryscarryyy 2 місяці тому +1

    Twig boy bureaucrats 😂, cracks me up every time

  • @retro_nixo
    @retro_nixo 4 місяці тому +10

    “Maybe Luanne has a good reason for throwing her vote away”😂

  • @sassysasquatch2722
    @sassysasquatch2722 21 день тому +2

    "Aww Hank guns have been around for years. If they were dangerous I just... think someone would have said something"

  • @DarkSeraph95
    @DarkSeraph95 3 місяці тому +13

    8:06, That's actually a good point.

  • @imupinthetrees
    @imupinthetrees 10 днів тому +2

    I dont think ive ever seen Hank do something to make me lose respect for him

  • @danielloeb7127
    @danielloeb7127 2 місяці тому +3

    I don't know what's funnier, the Special Ed door or that Hank needed it to be pointed out to him.

  • @JamesWillmus
    @JamesWillmus 15 днів тому +1

    Hank Hill, the one man who can logic-check Dave in one sentence.

  • @papertowel3129
    @papertowel3129 4 місяці тому +14

    cutting out the rest of that handshake...

    • @King-of-the-Hill
      @King-of-the-Hill  4 місяці тому +5

      Luckily we do have it here: ua-cam.com/video/oHi0pvdHW8w/v-deo.html

    • @papertowel3129
      @papertowel3129 4 місяці тому +1

      @@King-of-the-Hillperfect!!

  • @TylersRapPromo
    @TylersRapPromo 2 місяці тому +3

    The most American Dad

  • @leokayno
    @leokayno 8 днів тому +2

    Hahah!! As a Californian. .Love that scene.

  • @ADreamingTraveler
    @ADreamingTraveler Місяць тому +3

    The conservative party has edged so far to the right that Hank Hill looks liberal in a lot of instances now. Funny how that works. Hank is more of a old style of conservative which are practically extinct now which is a shame.

  • @thenumberonebeaner2211
    @thenumberonebeaner2211 17 днів тому

    Quality jokes moderate independents like myself can enjoy.... just great writing in general. Can't wait for the requel, I need more of this

  • @robertogomez2932
    @robertogomez2932 3 місяці тому +12

    Bill in a dress "this isn’t the Democrat national convention" the show was way ahead of the times.