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КОМЕНТАРІ • 259

  • @Gammalgubbe01
    @Gammalgubbe01 3 роки тому +608

    he really deserves a much larger audience.......

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 3 роки тому +23

      I can't believe a infamously unfunny joke thief has a Netflix special and Ismo doesn't.

    • @LC12345
      @LC12345 3 роки тому +7

      @@glennjpanting2081 Just throw out a name and it’s a high chance you’ll hit

    • @LC12345
      @LC12345 3 роки тому +7

      @@glennjpanting2081 I cancelled Netflix about 6 months ago, when they started freely promoting pedo-movies

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 3 роки тому +5

      @@LC12345 Ha, same here! That movie was the last straw for me and I cancelled my subscription right then and there.

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 3 роки тому +1

      @@glennjpanting2081 I won't dignify that person by mentioning the name, but let's just say the initials can be found in the word "ass".

  • @enquiryplay
    @enquiryplay 3 роки тому +301

    I love a stand-up comedian who tells actual jokes, and not only does observational humor and social commentary.

    • @keithklassen5320
      @keithklassen5320 Рік тому +17

      Yeah, what's the deal with all these observational comedians, hmmm?!! *slap bass intensifies*

    • @Alpostpone
      @Alpostpone Рік тому +7

      @@keithklassen5320 Wait, did you just do observational humor or actually tell a joke? I'm so confused!
      [Nervous polite laughter]

    • @oe4270
      @oe4270 4 місяці тому

      And ISMO is the one🎉

    • @Aaackermann
      @Aaackermann 14 днів тому

      Ehhh... observational humour and social commentary is EXACTLY what Ismo does. What are you talking about?

  • @KitaRisti
    @KitaRisti 3 роки тому +396

    So, he didn't see that one .. coming?

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 3 роки тому +5

      Optionally he saw all too well, and now can't see him anymore.

    • @mikeymcmikeface5599
      @mikeymcmikeface5599 3 роки тому +2

      I see what you did there.
      The video is almost clickbait, though. I mean, the title, wat. 😋

    • @mariahiller
      @mariahiller Рік тому +1

      Nice one!

    • @davidsimon2938
      @davidsimon2938 Рік тому

      😂😊 very clever . . . you should write with Ismo.

    • @Watcher6868
      @Watcher6868 7 місяців тому

      I think you misspelled the last word

  • @vivapreeti
    @vivapreeti Рік тому +74

    The delivery and comedic timing is just perfect! Haven't laughed this much for any other stuff in so long ! Thank you Ismo and long live!

  • @mCblue79
    @mCblue79 2 роки тому +45

    So glad I found this guy's vids. I'm on an Ismo binge now 😅

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 2 роки тому +77

    When he said it was bad for someone else’s eyesight, I got worried 😂 guess Ismo’s still a lot more innocent than me! 😝

    • @nikolozka1
      @nikolozka1 Рік тому +15

      Yeah, that's why he took that long pause, to unearth all those dirty minds. lol

  • @darktoranaga
    @darktoranaga Рік тому +30

    That final punch line was gold!

  • @carecree888
    @carecree888 3 роки тому +242

    Ha! My fave Finnish man talking about how he “finishes”! 😂

    • @hariology
      @hariology 3 роки тому +6

      Good one!

    • @Honne1064
      @Honne1064 3 роки тому +3

      Perkele that was a bad one

    • @Honne1064
      @Honne1064 3 роки тому +2

      Nvm, it wasn't that bad.

    • @dennislindqvist8443
      @dennislindqvist8443 2 роки тому +3

      The second best Finnish comedian must be Kimi Räikkönen alias The Iceman. He has one of the highest paid, dangerous and demanding jobs in the world but seems totally uninterested in his profession or really anything.

    • @Royal_dj_ent
      @Royal_dj_ent 2 роки тому

      Taking- talking?

  • @RojanskiTV
    @RojanskiTV 2 роки тому +33

    Dude… You are so underrated…. You deserve a huge audience!!

  • @111chicane
    @111chicane 3 роки тому +63

    Definitely worthed testing that myself next time at the ophthalmologist

  • @emigaby
    @emigaby 2 роки тому +44

    A breath of fresh air in comedy...thank you Ismo.

  • @wanderingstar9322
    @wanderingstar9322 2 роки тому +81

    😂😂😂 Ismo, you are consistently hilarious and you cheer me up every time I watch your videos. Thank you so much for sharing your gift with the world.

  • @colindenronden4082
    @colindenronden4082 Рік тому +5

    I asked an optometrist whether masturbation was bad for your eyesight and he replied, "Not as far as I can see."

  • @oleglishchenko4922
    @oleglishchenko4922 Рік тому +6

    I cannot see you anymore - HILARIOUS!

  • @occamsrazor9183
    @occamsrazor9183 3 роки тому +28

    The flow was perfect..'

  • @borislatkovic2542
    @borislatkovic2542 3 роки тому +33

    oh how brilliant...very witty and intelligent and the delivery as well....amazing

  • @ronineternal3842
    @ronineternal3842 Рік тому +13

    I have not laughed this hard in a many moons if not years! Well done 🤣

  • @watgaz518
    @watgaz518 Рік тому +4

    Give him a chance and he grows on you. Clever, well thought out and put over perfectly, and when you grasp where he is coming from and going to, with his humour, he's a very funny and unique comedian. 🏆😂

  • @mahanthi1970
    @mahanthi1970 Рік тому +3

    That last line!!!! 👏🏻👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏼👏👏🏻

  • @nichollomachiavelli4732
    @nichollomachiavelli4732 3 роки тому +17

    one of the best joke ever. this guy is good

  • @vtoc3864
    @vtoc3864 Рік тому +3

    How is this man not on prime time TV!?!?!?!?!

  • @verba52
    @verba52 3 роки тому +8

    Great to watch you again!!

  • @bokidunavent7315
    @bokidunavent7315 2 роки тому +5

    Ismo is so funny. I think he is building a fan base. Definitely got me

  • @CosmicFrequencyBeatTherapy
    @CosmicFrequencyBeatTherapy 3 роки тому +1

    Awesome stuff as always..really looking forward to see you in Finlandiatalo!

  • @swed_kengoth9279
    @swed_kengoth9279 3 роки тому +45

    The best in standup. The best.

    • @wellthen...1539
      @wellthen...1539 3 роки тому +4

      Agreed. The best stand up comedian of this time. No insults, nothing disgracefull, just pure funny stuff that makes you laugh. Intelligent humour.

  • @enoz.j3506
    @enoz.j3506 5 місяців тому +2

    Legend, the funniest comedian ive heard for such a long time.

  • @per619
    @per619 2 роки тому +2

    I know its been 7 years already but Welcome to America! I love you rfresh humor.

  • @rainystorm88
    @rainystorm88 3 роки тому +14

    It’s been too long since your last video! Thank you :)

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 3 роки тому +1

      Too long - what happened to you when you didn't see any new videos from him?
      Did you lose appetite, or have too good appetite, or hurt your wrist doing an eye test at an appointment?

  • @Trekz86
    @Trekz86 10 місяців тому +2

    ISMO is brilliant !!!! Beat comedian Ive watched in years. This guy is the next big thing

  • @Perbalter
    @Perbalter Рік тому +5

    Full show please! 😃 Kiitos from Sweden.😊

  • @Mister_NO.
    @Mister_NO. 3 роки тому +17

    A man of his word. Thanks Ismo, you're a badass after all.. Looking forward to your next video.

  • @terminaattori
    @terminaattori 3 роки тому +18

    I guess the "is it a bird, is it a plane, no its Superman", guy has been self satisfying a lot.

    • @ahmo2
      @ahmo2 3 роки тому

      True!

  • @mantabond
    @mantabond 3 роки тому +6

    It's the way be pauses that gets us doubling over. The grunts.

  • @kjensen7819
    @kjensen7819 3 роки тому +8

    Get that man his Netflix show NOW....

  • @mikeymcmikeface5599
    @mikeymcmikeface5599 3 роки тому +4

    Excellent. Great material!

  • @Yogiman80
    @Yogiman80 3 роки тому +15

    You are a Genius !

  • @sarahmiller1815
    @sarahmiller1815 2 роки тому +3

    I start my day with a laugh from ISMO.

  • @QuickZ_
    @QuickZ_ Рік тому +5

    Ismo should do more Dad jokes.. That one in the end cracked me up.

  • @johndickinson2879
    @johndickinson2879 3 роки тому +24

    Ismo is so funny. I would like to see a live performance.

    • @Daeyel
      @Daeyel 2 роки тому +2

      Definitely not to be missed. I loved the live show. And he does pictures afterwards, too! :D

    • @PockASqueeno
      @PockASqueeno Рік тому +3

      @@Daeyel Yep, I got a photo with him too!

  • @DrOSami
    @DrOSami 3 роки тому +26

    Louic CK approves!

  • @svshaapavesi3420
    @svshaapavesi3420 3 роки тому +3

    Спасибо за интересное видео.
    Kiitos mielenkiintoisesta videosta.

  • @XSR_RUGGER
    @XSR_RUGGER Рік тому +2

    That was hilarious. That one guy in the audience thought it was INCREDIBLY hilarious 😂. I could barely hear Ismo over him.

  • @ranacker
    @ranacker 3 роки тому +45

    I see Ismo posting a vid, I go ahead and click.

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 3 роки тому +3

      Glad you could see it

    • @ranacker
      @ranacker 3 роки тому +3

      @@timomastosalo yeah, but have you ever seen Stevie Wonders wife? no, well dont worry, neither has he.

    • @ramonagrunder6780
      @ramonagrunder6780 3 роки тому

      indeed

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 3 роки тому

      @@ranacker Yeah, but I guess Stevie has really felt her.

  • @certainlynotthebestpianist5638
    @certainlynotthebestpianist5638 3 роки тому +5

    Time to check if sex is not bad for your eyesight. And for this experiment the optician would be needed even more

  • @jagplaha9959
    @jagplaha9959 3 роки тому +7

    Always Mr. Funny Finnish guy! 😊

  • @cs4155
    @cs4155 3 роки тому +3

    Keep em coming Ismo

  • @mentalhealthwithadog
    @mentalhealthwithadog 3 роки тому +1

    Can not wait too see you again!

  • @alikazemi1586
    @alikazemi1586 3 роки тому +5

    a Genius ,My fave. i love ismo

  • @michaelowen8
    @michaelowen8 3 роки тому +6

    I got to know the man from his SHIT-ty show but this is BRILLIANT!

  • @ColinBurtonPlays
    @ColinBurtonPlays 3 роки тому +42

    Ismo, sinä olet todella hauska.

    • @VivekSoni198
      @VivekSoni198 3 роки тому +3

      Learning from Duolingo, eh?

    • @ColinBurtonPlays
      @ColinBurtonPlays 3 роки тому +4

      @@VivekSoni198 *LOL* Is it that obvious?
      I resorted to Duolingo because Ismo is so funny in English that I wanted to understand him in Finnish. _I still don’t!_

    • @VivekSoni198
      @VivekSoni198 3 роки тому +2

      @@ColinBurtonPlays Of course it is obvious. Well, I had started learning it coz I had a client based out of Finland. But being a non speaker, I think you used the words very appropriately. Cheers!!!

    • @VivekSoni198
      @VivekSoni198 3 роки тому +1

      @@ColinBurtonPlays And yes, Ismo is absolutely funny. Bad that we are missing out his contents in Finnish

    • @sirTyperys
      @sirTyperys 3 роки тому +3

      @@ColinBurtonPlays it's pretty obvious: too formal for a comment. many finns would leave the "sinä" out.

  • @casonwright7447
    @casonwright7447 3 роки тому +19

    Finally english content! Love the comedy

  • @Grenadeh
    @Grenadeh 2 роки тому +1

    Would love to see a full length special from this guy. Direct me where to pay. Come on, Netflix. Amazon. Hulu. Anyone.

  • @galinaivanov9783
    @galinaivanov9783 3 роки тому +9

    He is so creative! Love him.

  • @FlerkenCats
    @FlerkenCats 3 роки тому +26

    Ismo is the most hilarious Finnish guy 😸

    • @eddiexxx6546
      @eddiexxx6546 2 роки тому +1

      Correction.... the most "hilarious" guy😉

  • @jacha905
    @jacha905 3 роки тому +38

    LOL! I can not see you any more.

    • @JebeTheGreat
      @JebeTheGreat 3 роки тому +10

      That was perfect, was kind of expecting some dirty joke about misfiring into the eyes, but that was such a better and more wholesome punchline.

    • @MiikaKontio
      @MiikaKontio 3 роки тому +2

      Great punchline

  • @seatedliberty
    @seatedliberty 3 роки тому +62

    That was very funny- I've really got to hand it to you... actually no wait, I think you've handed it to yourself.

  • @Aaackermann
    @Aaackermann 14 днів тому

    The way he moronly laughs about his own jokes is hilarious!
    Love him!

  • @michaelireland7239
    @michaelireland7239 2 місяці тому

    doctor said i cant see you anymore ,,classic ,,,,,, love you ismo

  • @roaster1337
    @roaster1337 Рік тому +1

    Love this guy wish the videos where hours long😂

  • @tjatk4347
    @tjatk4347 2 роки тому +7

    This dude's hilarious! 🤣

  • @PockASqueeno
    @PockASqueeno 3 роки тому +6

    At last, another Ismo video in English! And a hilarious one at that! 🤣

  • @maeguk1
    @maeguk1 8 місяців тому

    1:25 that typical Ismo style laughing at the end killed me :D

  • @gavinheron1
    @gavinheron1 2 роки тому +1

    Sublime. The last line is so funny.

  • @dauber1071
    @dauber1071 3 роки тому +3

    So good to see you again 👁👁

  • @birgittajonsson760
    @birgittajonsson760 3 роки тому +4

    This was a new joke for me. Very fun!

  • @ocho27hd
    @ocho27hd 3 роки тому +3

    Great stuff...I’ve noticed he shakes his 🎤 or hand at every punchline

  • @Afrohare
    @Afrohare 3 роки тому +17

    Great stuff, as always. Still, I have to wonder about all the "FINALLY some content in English!!11!1oneone" comments: he's a bilingual comedian, having started to perform in his mother tongue literally *decades* ago! Him posting material from his old Finnish language specials is *nothing* away from *you* .

    • @Loren8762
      @Loren8762 3 роки тому +3

      I understand that but like a lot of other commenters here You Tube has only been recommending his Finnish videos in my recommendations

    • @Afrohare
      @Afrohare 3 роки тому +3

      @@Loren8762 And that is Ismo's fault...how exactly?

    • @Losrandir
      @Losrandir 3 роки тому +5

      I think they just mean they like him and they're eager for more

  • @PhilistineTheArtLuvr
    @PhilistineTheArtLuvr Рік тому +1

    Back in the 80's I went to film school and one of the courses I took was about Italian movies. So we saw this movie made in the 1950's with Sophia Loren before she came to the US and made it big in Hollywood. The movie starts one morning when Sofia walks into her son's bedroom and wakes him up to go to school. As the son is waking up she looks under the sheets and goes, "How many times do I have to tell you to stop masturbating? It's going to drive you blind!" The son then says, "Oh, is that why the local priest is wearing those thick glasses?"

  • @ramonagrunder6780
    @ramonagrunder6780 3 роки тому +4

    no niiiin! uusi video

    • @lucas56490
      @lucas56490 2 роки тому

      Hahaha I saw this one 🤣 hauska

  • @xSTONYTARKx
    @xSTONYTARKx 6 місяців тому

    His jokes are funny, but the noises he makes in between make it hilarious for me😂

  • @evolvermedia
    @evolvermedia Рік тому

    Can anyone give the titles of his full shows? or links if possible?

  • @k-counseling7289
    @k-counseling7289 2 роки тому +3

    His mumbling is hilarious….

  • @hamhead2765
    @hamhead2765 Рік тому

    What a well crafted bit

  • @DrAbhilashSharma
    @DrAbhilashSharma 3 роки тому +6

    After long time finally we have your video in english ☺️👍💐👍👌

  • @djebat88
    @djebat88 3 роки тому +8

    You look kinda blurry...

  • @larrymiller8729
    @larrymiller8729 2 роки тому

    This guy is great

  • @guylamullins3602
    @guylamullins3602 2 роки тому

    God bless you!

  • @swaywhite4644
    @swaywhite4644 3 роки тому

    Love the blac. N wh outro

  • @FAHRENHEIT451JL
    @FAHRENHEIT451JL Рік тому +1

    That was a dream godam joke. Seriously pure

  • @gerald8573
    @gerald8573 2 роки тому +1

    Breaking (not) news: Military trials have begun. New technique of making soldiers invisible "comes" from Finnland. lol

  • @musicfranjo
    @musicfranjo Рік тому

    Just BRILIANT💎

  • @sigitas.a
    @sigitas.a 5 місяців тому +1

    I found this dude only today he is so, soo, sooo good... but on this one I almost pissed my pants lolololol....

  • @jamespaul1835
    @jamespaul1835 5 місяців тому +1

    Wow that was impressive.

  • @ayanadhikary8756
    @ayanadhikary8756 3 роки тому +11

    This guy has HUMOUR ❤️
    ASS was my fav video. Keep it up sir 👍🏻

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 3 роки тому +1

      Think he was... having it... up

    • @wellthen...1539
      @wellthen...1539 2 роки тому

      "chivalry is dead" or "earth worm" are my favourites. Have you seen them? :)

  • @MrMarapro
    @MrMarapro 3 роки тому

    Next time you should do a double-blind study of the effects of masturbation on eyesight compared with sex. I'm not sure if you need two blind persons for that or if one person with two blind eyes would be enough.

  • @JungleFoxx666
    @JungleFoxx666 9 місяців тому

    Perfect joke delivery! 🤘🤣

  • @kusinerongkalbo9712
    @kusinerongkalbo9712 2 роки тому

    should be on Netflix

  • @santadeville242
    @santadeville242 6 місяців тому

    this is my 14th YT clip in a row and this guy is just hilarious!

  • @aracelyguerrero360
    @aracelyguerrero360 3 роки тому +4

    You need to make these videos longer

  • @carolinej3661
    @carolinej3661 6 місяців тому

    "It's not the same...'they' " With air quotes, too!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andrejohansen1073
    @andrejohansen1073 3 роки тому +3

    Master level comedy

  • @beenay18
    @beenay18 2 роки тому +1

    I did not get it. why was it bad for eye sight. If he meant he masturbated at opticians clinic. why would he? I really could not understand.

    • @beenay18
      @beenay18 9 місяців тому

      It has been two years since i bumped into this. I can understand it now. Maybe I was a bit too dumb back then.

  • @cryptoskinz3815
    @cryptoskinz3815 8 місяців тому

    He is just too good😂

  • @ozgurkasdarma594
    @ozgurkasdarma594 Рік тому +2

    Hilarious, a very nice one :)

  • @NathanHedglin
    @NathanHedglin Рік тому +3

    My grandpa told me that too. He had bifocals 🤓. He said "I stopped just in time"

  • @lindseyhiccups
    @lindseyhiccups 3 роки тому +14

    That's some good shit 😎

  • @blu4085
    @blu4085 3 роки тому +4

    I just rolled over and died

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 3 роки тому +1

      Where are you commenting from now after death?

    • @wellthen...1539
      @wellthen...1539 3 роки тому

      @@timomastosalo he can do it because of the time zones!

  • @weldabar
    @weldabar 3 роки тому +1

    Some funny word play.

  • @friedrichmarkus3574
    @friedrichmarkus3574 3 роки тому +5

    10 Opticians disliked this ...

  • @r.h.7633
    @r.h.7633 Рік тому

    GOLD!