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  • Опубліковано 16 вер 2019
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    Inside All Night - CLNGR (Epidemic Sound)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 20 тис.

  • @HeavenlyyFather
    @HeavenlyyFather 4 роки тому +30676

    My five:
    Thanos after the snap
    Tachanka wearing black air forces
    Fortnite Default Skin
    Atilla the Hun
    Commander Boomer

    • @CanadianGentleMen
      @CanadianGentleMen 4 роки тому +517

      How can you beat this?

    • @gabryeltheunisz1493
      @gabryeltheunisz1493 4 роки тому +337

      naa bro, thanos before that snap with that sword i'm just saying

    • @kc70457
      @kc70457 4 роки тому +391

      Fuck the other 4 I just want my dad on there cuz I still haven't met him

    • @ethancusack1033
      @ethancusack1033 4 роки тому +159

      The air forces got my fucking dying.

    • @special_k_kman
      @special_k_kman 4 роки тому +46

      @@CanadianGentleMen it's simple. You can't

  • @johndickerhoff1179
    @johndickerhoff1179 2 роки тому +1330

    Geuce tried to skip the five stages of grief and tried to straight to acceptance but right as he was getting there got pulled right back into anger

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 Рік тому +41

      You can't just skip the system like that lmao, god built it so that everyone would get screwed over just the same.

    • @antifurrybase
      @antifurrybase 7 місяців тому

      when?

    • @mekhie.r.duncan3825
      @mekhie.r.duncan3825 7 місяців тому +2

      @@antifurrybase literally the first clip in the video

    • @antifurrybase
      @antifurrybase 7 місяців тому +1

      ah@@mekhie.r.duncan3825

  • @dipwob
    @dipwob 2 роки тому +2646

    Heavenly just explained the meme:
    Nut allergy: it’ll kill me
    Gluten allergy: it’ll hurt my body
    Lactose intolerant: fuck it, don’t care, gallon of milk go chug

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 2 роки тому +119

      Inability to process ends up being easier to ignore than an immune system malfunction. I do the same with seafood lol

    • @earth3882
      @earth3882 2 роки тому +71

      @@clayxros576 as someone with lactose intolerance but drinks a bowl of cereal almost every day this is factually correct

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 2 роки тому

      I mean, all you really get if you're lactose intolerant and eat something with lactose is a stream of diarrhea so strong you can fly to moon and back purely on 1 blast, so, idk

    • @christopherkeeling9431
      @christopherkeeling9431 2 роки тому +2

      Yep. Lactose Intolerant here, and I will eat cheese as a meal. I was told I can't have it, but fuck you I like dairy.

    • @Stringnerd11
      @Stringnerd11 Рік тому +27

      It's more of a "Fuck it, we'll all die eventually

  • @Shatanah
    @Shatanah Рік тому +563

    Nah bro, badger's team won this stream 😂 they had way more fun and basically picked up the same cash prize and didn't even win the rounds. Absolute legends 😎

    • @mrvaporiz
      @mrvaporiz Рік тому +24

      That's true success, achieving without needing to win

    • @leviathanxyzzy4993
      @leviathanxyzzy4993 Рік тому +40

      Not to mention they didn’t sweat-swamp, break the rules of the game or straight up CHEAT by stream sniping. The rule for twitch rivals was that there could be no pro-league players, but the enemy team got around this by having ‘ex’ pro-league players, which is an oxymoron seeing how once you leave the league you don’t stop being skilled, you are a pro-gammer. Guece was upset because Badger’s team went in expecting the game how it should have been; Having fun and being entertaining like they were supposed to, only for the enemy team to be pathetic and sweaty. SERIOUSLY, they had to go up against a full team of Pro-players who cheated as they weren’t allowed to have Pro-players and they stream-snipped. Badger’s team should have received the prizes while the enemy team should have received nothing.

    • @Morde228
      @Morde228 6 місяців тому +3

      @@leviathanxyzzy4993 especially after the opening i feel so fucking bad for Geuce

  • @leonhuffman3607
    @leonhuffman3607 10 місяців тому +167

    3 years later and these videos are still entertaining

  • @erickrodriguez8818
    @erickrodriguez8818 3 роки тому +10358

    So heavenly is eating a pizza but he’s lactose intolerant so he decideds to drink vodka to let cheese slip right through his stomach, and then he decides to drink a Red Bull to “counter the vodka”. I’m am scared for what this man has put his organs through

    • @akafhyr9551
      @akafhyr9551 3 роки тому +639

      the ends justify the means

    • @krispypepper1898
      @krispypepper1898 3 роки тому +88

      too much 😂😂😂

    • @cluelessmalice1351
      @cluelessmalice1351 3 роки тому +95

      MORE, MOREEEE!

    • @complexgamer-hg8sf
      @complexgamer-hg8sf 3 роки тому +374

      Has anyone even actually seen heavenly? I'm starting to think that he is the floating demon from doom that he is portraited as

    • @cluelessmalice1351
      @cluelessmalice1351 3 роки тому +88

      @@complexgamer-hg8sf yes badger made a video blog thing.

  • @neptune7227
    @neptune7227 2 роки тому +2779

    Master Chief, Chris Rock, Kimbo Slice, Soap from modern warfare, and Jorge from halo reach.

  • @slinderb.4592
    @slinderb.4592 Рік тому +115

    2:09 I wish I can treat everything in life with the energy level of this "FUCK NO"

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial Рік тому +53

    The amount of chemicals Heavenly's organs must have digested would have killed a victorian peasant.

  • @raccwithahat8715
    @raccwithahat8715 4 роки тому +9313

    My five
    -Heavenly
    -heavenly's pizza
    -heavenly's vodka
    -heavenly's red bull
    -heavenly's digestive system

    • @marcuskirby575
      @marcuskirby575 4 роки тому +36

      ppAP

    • @sergiorodriguez8293
      @sergiorodriguez8293 4 роки тому +80

      Too OP bruh

    • @dirtyopal1378
      @dirtyopal1378 4 роки тому +101

      My five
      Me
      My red bull
      My definitely not alchohol its "soda"
      My "oregano"
      My captain crunch even tho im a grown ass man

    • @ChilesChurlz
      @ChilesChurlz 4 роки тому +5

      Does he have a UA-cam account

    • @alexkeene4397
      @alexkeene4397 4 роки тому +11

      the last one dosent exist

  • @thegoon3840
    @thegoon3840 4 роки тому +3950

    That was the most confusing and hilarious intro ever badger.

  • @MrSlimeMan01
    @MrSlimeMan01 3 місяці тому +21

    There’s just something so charming about the png character phase of badger’s editing. Don’t get me wrong, I love the sfm and mocap animation but the pngs just work so good

  • @Delinquent_Enjoyer
    @Delinquent_Enjoyer Рік тому +43

    twitch rivals needs to add the “comedy genius” award

  • @gr4ppl3r66
    @gr4ppl3r66 3 роки тому +2545

    my guy heavenly really went "that shit was BONELESS" what the fuck did heavenly go through as a child jesus christ

    • @gamingfae3909
      @gamingfae3909 2 роки тому +166

      You never heard of the boneless pizza meme?

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 2 роки тому +8

      @@gamingfae3909 no

    • @ricecooker7037
      @ricecooker7037 2 роки тому +20

      @@Twilightss nah man it’s good, weirdly crunchy tho

    • @shortamvs9623
      @shortamvs9623 2 роки тому +23

      What you never had a boned pizza shit bussin

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 2 роки тому +27

      Heavenly is an embodiment of chaos on the same level as CallMeKevin. Try to comprehend them and face insanity

  • @SPOOKITO
    @SPOOKITO 4 роки тому +1264

    I promise if I don’t hear Geuce ejecting live rounds from a shotgun... I’m going into withdrawal

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 роки тому +3

      SPOOKITO aye we meet again my friend

    • @SPOOKITO
      @SPOOKITO 4 роки тому +7

      Fury Hollow so we do, how you doin on this lovely day brother?

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 роки тому +6

      SPOOKITO uploaded a video today so I’m feeling good
      Hbu

    • @SPOOKITO
      @SPOOKITO 4 роки тому +8

      Fury Hollow that’s great man, stay on that grind
      I’m doin pretty good myself got a badger vid to watch so my day got better

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 роки тому +4

      SPOOKITO same dude any video with bajur is a good day
      And thanks I’ll keep on the grind until then bitter end

  • @user-gq7zz3qp1p
    @user-gq7zz3qp1p 6 місяців тому +13

    I love heavenly’s energy at 13:26

  • @TheKiller-cx1ki
    @TheKiller-cx1ki Рік тому +23

    Top five
    Skulker
    Marty Robbins
    The payday 2 dev
    Jack from gears of War
    And Simon Riley before they dumped A mag into him

  • @moistcheese8967
    @moistcheese8967 3 роки тому +312

    The bulldozer that climbed that wall. yesman from new vegas. Assultmarine. The vampire dragon from total war

  • @yorukage5926
    @yorukage5926 3 роки тому +4289

    I actually feel bad for Geuce he sounds legitimately upset

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 роки тому +533

      Everybody has a stupid limit. Geuce found his

    • @yorukage5926
      @yorukage5926 3 роки тому +469

      @@clayxros576 I would be pissed too I'd lost all that cash because my teammates were being dumbassses lol

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 роки тому +487

      @@yorukage5926
      Agreed. Like, even though it's Badger we know the team has some good skill behind it. With actual prizes on the line, expecting them to put their foot down is reasonable.
      Either that, or poor Geuce didn't know just HOW hard they weren't going to try. "I expected this" implies he knew to expect bs, just not eating a pizza w/ vodka levels of bs.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 роки тому +177

      @Aidan Hall
      A legit prize can put certain expectations into people. Geuce has kind of always been the more serious of the lot as well (when he isnt memeing with his shotgun). And he did seem to have a good time after the pizza incident, I read it as he was brutally reminded what the goal was.

    • @Squidly3005
      @Squidly3005 2 роки тому +188

      "I'm alright... I expected this.." just that tone of voice sounded kinda sad tbh, like it was very genuine even when he lashed out about the pizza thing.

  • @keegankulesa7359
    @keegankulesa7359 Рік тому +12

    8:51
    Literally did a spit take when he said MOTHRA

  • @BlitzcrankOP.
    @BlitzcrankOP. Рік тому +4

    Stone wall Steve Austin, barbecue wings, a light bulb, sherlock Holmes and the entire lore of the earth

  • @acepilot1194
    @acepilot1194 3 роки тому +792

    That intro would be amazing to see in real life, Doc sitting there sad, Jager trying to be nice and see what's wrong, and Vigil just laughing in the background

    • @moldylemon3796
      @moldylemon3796 2 роки тому +8

      We would get Hoot

    • @moldylemon3796
      @moldylemon3796 2 роки тому +3

      Should

    • @FSGTACHANKA
      @FSGTACHANKA 2 роки тому +8

      Pov there at the bar talking about there nerfs

    • @AceLgreninja
      @AceLgreninja Рік тому +5

      @@FSGTACHANKA Jager: I know I know they nerf us but we got to keep going
      Vigil:Haha look at operators helping there teammates

  • @seanminnich5990
    @seanminnich5990 2 роки тому +534

    0:05 I knew it was up immediately because that is a sound of someone desperately trying to contain endless rage that is maxed by layers of grief

  • @Jax_am_i
    @Jax_am_i Рік тому +28

    That bit with heavenlys roommate had me in tears

  • @Spideybro213
    @Spideybro213 Рік тому +5

    10:12
    POV: You let the pizza play a round

  • @brandonhumphrey3505
    @brandonhumphrey3505 3 роки тому +428

    She really said Alexis Texas without hesitation😂

    • @anonymouslizardcru1445
      @anonymouslizardcru1445 3 роки тому +3

      Who is that?

    • @redrix20
      @redrix20 3 роки тому +3

      @@anonymouslizardcru1445 porn star

    • @rizux3549
      @rizux3549 3 роки тому +15

      @@anonymouslizardcru1445 really good actress, would reccomend watching the movies shes in. PG13 btw

    • @krisi192995
      @krisi192995 3 роки тому

      Well duuh.
      But now that she's taken... Lola Bunny (Space Jam)

  • @Eclpse-db1de
    @Eclpse-db1de 4 роки тому +238

    My five: Gibby, Tyler 1, Peppa Pig, the boulder from Indiana Jones, and JL audio subwoofers

    • @cadonwiesman3127
      @cadonwiesman3127 4 роки тому

      Ecl1pse011 why couldn’t this be top comment.

    • @ImTheGibby
      @ImTheGibby 4 роки тому

      Tyler1 goes the the Y that I work at

  • @alphabloodeagle3780
    @alphabloodeagle3780 Рік тому +30

    King Naeus, Doomslayer, Kralos, and Keatos that's my new team

  • @tesseract5569
    @tesseract5569 Місяць тому +2

    Heavenly really went "Hey y'all heard of The Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly?"

  • @XANUMyScheduleIsBad
    @XANUMyScheduleIsBad 4 роки тому +742

    my five:
    Doomguy, michel jackson, tom brady, optimus prime, Steve

  • @siegesquirrel42
    @siegesquirrel42 3 роки тому +577

    9:55
    Ah, yes, the three genders: male, female and RUSSIAN

    • @Djsrevenge
      @Djsrevenge 3 роки тому +12

      Yea Russians are like super humans

    • @mayoactual2065
      @mayoactual2065 3 роки тому +31

      @@Djsrevenge the four horsemen of the apocalypse:
      Russians
      Brazilians
      Africans
      Floridians

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 роки тому +3

      truly

    • @mousalamalsyrawan
      @mousalamalsyrawan 3 роки тому +4

      Russian is a different race altogether

    • @pokimod4203
      @pokimod4203 2 роки тому

      No Russian

  • @DarkPredator_67_92
    @DarkPredator_67_92 9 місяців тому +2

    The Intro had me chocking on my coffee harder than ever before. 😂❤😂❤

  • @JuggerBear979
    @JuggerBear979 Рік тому +5

    If badger was literally any other attacker than Capitao, he would have won that gunfight with mozzie

  • @tachankaisgod6689
    @tachankaisgod6689 4 роки тому +808

    All I’m gonna say, my five:
    - Mark Zuckerberg (Reptilian, duh)
    - Joe Swanson (Easy rebounds)
    - The Michelin Man (For the blocks)
    - Lee Harvey Oswald (for those 3 pointer snipes)
    and
    - The Pillsbury Doughboy (Break their ankles, literally)

    • @ManWithAMask_
      @ManWithAMask_ 3 роки тому +7

      Ok I agree entirely.

    • @xylzreflex7036
      @xylzreflex7036 3 роки тому +2

      Bro Lee Harvey Oswald is boutta snipe some motherfuckers

    • @dejja7376
      @dejja7376 3 роки тому +1

      lee harvey is boutta put lyndon b johnson into office and win the game, straight ballin

    • @canadianranger3433
      @canadianranger3433 2 роки тому

      Dang I was going to put Lee until I saw this comment

    • @Nick-eu4gm
      @Nick-eu4gm 2 роки тому

      i laughed at joe lol

  • @insertclevernamehere92
    @insertclevernamehere92 3 роки тому +1770

    Jeffrey Epstein, Christopher Reeve Superman, Jeans Guy from the Mandalorian, Tachanka, and Heavenly’s pizza. They’re my five.

    • @splathana
      @splathana 3 роки тому +7

      Jeans guy from the mandalorian?

    • @insertclevernamehere92
      @insertclevernamehere92 3 роки тому +54

      @@splathana in one episode of the Mandalorian there was a split second where you could see a part of a dude in jeans. He was later edited out but not before he was turned into a meme.

    • @splathana
      @splathana 3 роки тому +3

      @@insertclevernamehere92 ah

    • @jeffreyepstein1764
      @jeffreyepstein1764 3 роки тому +23

      I'm gonna be real with you, I haven't played basketball since my college days. So don't expect me to make a buzzer shot.

    • @comradedog4075
      @comradedog4075 3 роки тому +2

      Bonus person Jared from Subway

  • @reedmoore550
    @reedmoore550 Рік тому +4

    5:
    TARS from interstellar
    Jotaro Kujo
    JFK (Post assassination)
    Juan
    Bingus

  • @Crobot-yf6cq
    @Crobot-yf6cq Рік тому +6

    Bro I feel so bad for geuce 😢
    He sounded so upset at the beginning 😭

  • @RambunctiousReptilian
    @RambunctiousReptilian 3 роки тому +567

    My five:
    -The Heavy
    -Jackie Chan
    -Viking of the Bridge
    -Batman
    -Dallas

    • @joebourdon9037
      @joebourdon9037 3 роки тому +11

      Can’t tell if you mean soup, the entire city, or the football team but we’ll go with all of them

    • @ZackShark1
      @ZackShark1 3 роки тому +3

      What dallas

    • @autophr3949
      @autophr3949 3 роки тому +1

      @@ZackShark1 every Dallas and the city

    • @ZackShark1
      @ZackShark1 3 роки тому +10

      @@autophr3949 as long as he brings medic bags he will have them on his side

    • @kiwisinner
      @kiwisinner 3 роки тому

      Gimme Sasha boi.

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 3 роки тому +3942

    My Five:
    John Cena (Because you can't see him)
    Ghandi (For Motivation)
    Colossus (For The Gulag Level Lockdown Defense)
    Eren Jaeger (He will literally eat the competition)
    El Wray from Planet Terror (Because he doesn't miss)

    • @kiwisinner
      @kiwisinner 3 роки тому +75

      You can't see John cena.
      *BUT YOU CAN STILL SEE THE BALL*

    • @TriggerVR657
      @TriggerVR657 3 роки тому +29

      Even Yeager so he can stomp everyones ass into submission

    • @Sgil97
      @Sgil97 3 роки тому +26

      @@kiwisinner
      OH SHIT

    • @wallofeyes_
      @wallofeyes_ 3 роки тому +9

      Wait why would Eren Jaeger piss off heavenly? Did I miss something here?

    • @pizzaking1234
      @pizzaking1234 3 роки тому +3

      It’s yeager btw also why would eren piss of him

  • @Whiffle09
    @Whiffle09 8 місяців тому +1

    zach edey, Teddy Rosevelt, mastee chief, Napoleon, and finally Volcan form 40k are who I roll up with on my basketball squad

  • @Generlc_Human
    @Generlc_Human 8 місяців тому

    I watched this video before going to bed and dreamt of myself getting an ace.
    I blame you Badger

  • @bigtuna2718
    @bigtuna2718 3 роки тому +481

    My starting 5
    - Entire country of Canada
    - Mr. Burns
    - Burnt Anakin Skywalker
    - Beef Boss
    - Matt from Wii Sports

    • @spoonninja2330
      @spoonninja2330 3 роки тому +24

      As a Canadian, I would like to accept your offer on behalf of all canadians everywhere

    • @bigtuna2718
      @bigtuna2718 3 роки тому +10

      @@spoonninja2330 I am honored to have all of you on the team. Probably gonna be a center

    • @despacitosuarez
      @despacitosuarez 3 роки тому +3

      Mine is the entire fucking Milky Way Galaxy

    • @melanydelarosa8954
      @melanydelarosa8954 3 роки тому +4

      All you need is Matt not gonna lie

    • @JerrySucks
      @JerrySucks 3 роки тому +1

      @@spoonninja2330 same lmao

  • @fragment_25
    @fragment_25 28 днів тому +1

    I loved rewinding and spamming the laugh at the beginning

  • @faceidfailed2874
    @faceidfailed2874 Рік тому +4

    Subzero: Freezy boi
    Noob Saibot: Teleporty boi
    FedEx Truck Driver: Point A to Point B violently
    Mary Poppins: Can fly
    Yeat: He don’t miss

  • @ashermaster3240
    @ashermaster3240 2 роки тому +675

    My five:
    Doomslayer for speed
    Jorge from reach for defense
    Arthur Morgan for three pointers
    Teddy Roosevelt for fucken dunks
    Boba Fett for tag team dunks with Roosevelt

    • @registeredwarcriminal980
      @registeredwarcriminal980 Рік тому +13

      I commend this as the bastard son of a MAJOR basketball fan

    • @eminem1167
      @eminem1167 Рік тому +10

      How about this as a retort:
      Dante for three pointers and playmaking/speed
      TOG II from World of Tanks for emotional support
      Kratos to posterize any center he sees (like bro fr has Giant Slayer on hall of fame)
      Legendary Super Saiyan Broly DBZ for alley-oops and post game
      Tyberos the Red Wake from Warhammer 40k for inside defense

    • @dashswordgaming8836
      @dashswordgaming8836 Рік тому +4

      Jorge fuckin ballin

    • @apairofsteeltoedboots4729
      @apairofsteeltoedboots4729 9 місяців тому +3

      @@eminem1167or just Vergil and 4 more doppelgängers of Vergil

  • @trenchcoatbandit
    @trenchcoatbandit 4 роки тому +523

    teacher: did you bring enough for the class?
    *SOVIET ANTHEM PLAY* yes comrade

  • @PotatoMateYT
    @PotatoMateYT Рік тому +2

    My five
    1. Gordon Ramsay
    2. Pooh 🍯
    3. Doomguy
    4. Joe Biden
    5. Buzz Lightyear

  • @jakebuck1531
    @jakebuck1531 Рік тому +2

    Top 5 would be:
    1. That one Uber eats driver that is up at 3 am to get your food
    2. Anyone who works at Ben and Jerry’s
    3. Dropped out glaz
    4. Tony hawk with a hat and glasses so no one knows it’s tony hawk
    5. A random make a wish kid

  • @xceljinx6815
    @xceljinx6815 4 роки тому +105

    PG: Deadpool
    SG: Bob The Builder
    SF: Ultra Instinct Vegito
    PF: Billy Mays
    C: Lisa Ann

    • @skrimpey7514
      @skrimpey7514 4 роки тому +2

      Ngl your team is stacked 😂

  • @zakaryabentameur7055
    @zakaryabentameur7055 4 роки тому +1543

    1- Obama
    2- Moses "If he can split the red sea, I'm sure he can split some ankles"
    3- Heavenly
    4- Heavenly's pizza
    5- Heavenly's vodka shots

    • @x3non616
      @x3non616 4 роки тому +26

      yo, u forgot Heavenly's red bull

    • @hollismedley3216
      @hollismedley3216 4 роки тому +28

      Heavenly’s digestive system

    • @TRU_Pc
      @TRU_Pc 4 роки тому +5

      X3non the redbull will be the back up

    • @lancemohn6292
      @lancemohn6292 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @cadenanderson2110
      @cadenanderson2110 4 роки тому +4

      “Have t he pizza play a round” Zakarya Bentameur

  • @Ace-ht3li
    @Ace-ht3li Рік тому +6

    My five;
    Lady D from RE8 to distract the enemy and DUNK on them
    Starred up Luigi and his superior hops
    An angry Cav
    Kapsans
    Croc suit TABG Noodle with the legendary jump blessing and curse of random shooting.
    Edit; yes I know I'm years late, but this team deserves to be mentioned.

  • @TheRogueeAgent
    @TheRogueeAgent Рік тому +3

    My 5: Drake wearing Jordan 4 Retros, MrBeast with his crocs in sport mode, Snake from metal gear solid as a pickle, Gabe from life is strange, and Juggernaut from MW2 2022 wearing timbs.

  • @KR-SO
    @KR-SO 4 роки тому +709

    I got u on the 5v5
    General Grevious, Danny Devito, John Wick, Perry the platypus, and inspector gadget.

  • @saturnv691
    @saturnv691 3 роки тому +184

    My five are:
    -Cthulhu
    -Moth man
    -Can'o breach
    -John f. kennedy
    -DIO

  • @oofwaffles6734
    @oofwaffles6734 Рік тому

    Bro I love the stonewall jackson because the man would have the best screens of this century.

  • @ripnob
    @ripnob 3 місяці тому +1

    7:11
    this is honestly terrifying

  • @samnosce1080
    @samnosce1080 3 роки тому +289

    My Five:
    -Jordan Peterson
    -Stephen From SMT IV:Apocalypse (2nd Phase aka he gets up from his wheelchair)
    -James May
    -The first guy who got the first kill with the trench gun during WW1.
    -The first guy who got killed by the trench gun during WW1.

    • @wud4484
      @wud4484 2 роки тому +20

      Your team would have a lot of yell at each other

    • @samnosce1080
      @samnosce1080 2 роки тому +20

      @@wud4484 "Communication is Key."

    • @ChargeJN
      @ChargeJN 2 роки тому +6

      id hate to be a part of the carpool on the way to the match with captain slow

    • @n-signia1087
      @n-signia1087 2 роки тому +6

      HAMMOND!

    • @deathkiller275
      @deathkiller275 2 роки тому +5

      Jordan Peterson???? How the fuck does he connect into this

  • @setivyn3922
    @setivyn3922 4 роки тому +1923

    My 5 are:
    - Dr Doofenshmirtz
    - 11th Doctor
    - SCP-682
    - Floop
    - The entire state of Ohio

    • @da1realkyng296
      @da1realkyng296 4 роки тому +67

      My 5:
      - scp-001 (the gate guardian)
      - Kevin the cube from fortnite
      - scp-096
      - sephiroth
      - pyramid head

    • @cruztube3355
      @cruztube3355 4 роки тому +21

      Bro can i sit this one out my fatass will be tired after a step

    • @thecamperofbriggs7872
      @thecamperofbriggs7872 4 роки тому +7

      Good point 682

    • @finn2453
      @finn2453 3 роки тому +7

      ohio ballin

    • @ThaKellis
      @ThaKellis 3 роки тому +19

      I'm in Ohio bro I won't let you down

  • @synergy8879
    @synergy8879 Рік тому +1

    all i need is heavenly’s digestive system and geuce’s rage, captain price’s mustache and tachanka and boom, the ultimate team of godslayers.

  • @captaindax11
    @captaindax11 Рік тому +3

    -Darth Vader
    -hellen keller
    -Kratos
    - JRM
    - Abe lincoln
    Simply best team, cant be beaten

  • @andreask-rasmussen9524
    @andreask-rasmussen9524 4 роки тому +94

    1. air bud
    2. Stephen hawking
    3. Margret Thatcher
    4. space marine from warhammer 40k in terminator armor

  • @rand0mlyth3re35
    @rand0mlyth3re35 3 роки тому +927

    My Five:
    Cloaker
    Cloaker
    Cloaker
    Cloaker
    And that one Cloaker who has been sneaking up behind you while you've been reading this, you nerd.

    • @brookie2464
      @brookie2464 3 роки тому +57

      Well it would add a difficulty tweak

    • @atmac2162
      @atmac2162 3 роки тому +16

      Ok, I actually turned around, them shits is scary

    • @ericdeyarmin9607
      @ericdeyarmin9607 3 роки тому +5

      OH SHIT. Wait wait hol up...... ua-cam.com/video/ztYhXDAhgG4/v-deo.html

    • @Eggythunder6712
      @Eggythunder6712 3 роки тому +9

      I turned around and a friend of mine was behind me and scared the fuck outta me

    • @yuga5075
      @yuga5075 3 роки тому +3

      NO NON ON ON ON ON ONONONONONONON

  • @lunatic-10
    @lunatic-10 Рік тому +1

    this man to this day is putting so much money on fire

  • @superslicer6
    @superslicer6 11 місяців тому +1

    "YO, THEY GOT HEATED SEATS OVER HERE!" Best quote ever

  • @bleechd7120
    @bleechd7120 4 роки тому +566

    BiT lAtE bUt My FiVe ArE
    -Jesus (on cross)
    -house from monster house
    -grimace
    -Peter griffin
    -the guy that invented easy cheese

    • @kingofgoons
      @kingofgoons 4 роки тому +13

      Jesus will still whoop ass
      "Eat this for that is my Court" John 16:9

    • @plxlnnt1841
      @plxlnnt1841 3 роки тому +1

      i read that as jesus on crocs which is the best mental image

    • @arthurwallis2788
      @arthurwallis2788 3 роки тому

      Jesus on the cross has that surface area just stick him by the hoop

    • @js.Aaron_
      @js.Aaron_ 3 роки тому

      Im even more late

    • @goosemcgoosey902
      @goosemcgoosey902 3 роки тому +1

      I love how u say jesus (on the cross) like its goku (ssj3)

  • @thelivingglitch1371
    @thelivingglitch1371 2 роки тому +242

    -Hat Kid (A Hat in Time); speed
    -Reisen Inaba (Touhou); psych-outs
    -Heavy (TF2); wall
    -Joker (Persona 5); steals
    -Henry Stickmin; wild card/distractions

    • @cagethelonewolf
      @cagethelonewolf 2 роки тому +2

      Someone can't count how dumb are you 4v4 you dumbass not 5v5

    • @filwilliamson9149
      @filwilliamson9149 2 роки тому +10

      @@cagethelonewolf Try listening to the end of the video. He changed the question to 5v5. Also, literally every other comment here is doing 5v5 drafts so either you’re blind or you just feel like being a dick.

    • @brokenbeta9922
      @brokenbeta9922 2 роки тому +6

      I know I'm late but
      Luffy
      Obvious reasons
      Goku
      Get through defense with ultra instinct n shit, deny a three pointer with a back hand like its a stray kasha ball
      Baldur (God of War PS4)
      He's swift n agile AF
      Darth Vader without a cape (Gotta have the Chosen one)
      Strong with the force, cybernetic enhancements enhance speed and match his reflexes. He uses force fear like blinking so you know he psyching out the whole team he playin
      And can't forget Prince also for obvious reasons
      Spare player is Kevin Malone from the Office also for obvious reasons
      Match would be sponsored in part by the Empire, Nike, n Mountain Dew
      Emperor Palpatine wearing Nike's: Just Dew It

    • @liamsievers6419
      @liamsievers6419 2 роки тому +5

      @@cagethelonewolf bro how are you gonna try to insult him and end up looking even stupider, nice one genius

    • @cagethelonewolf
      @cagethelonewolf 2 роки тому +1

      @@liamsievers6419 says the person who uses his real name on youtube enjoy getting doxxed every day of your life

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    Hete's my Five: Spartan George, Andre the Giant, The Mountain, JARVIS Piloting a non-flight-capable(for fairness) Hulkbuster, and The Doomslayer. JARVIS, Of all things, is our Long Shotter, because his trajectory calculations are so on point he ain't touchin' that rim ONCE.

  • @xpproductions3631
    @xpproductions3631 Рік тому +2

    My four players for the pick up basketball are crosshair from Star Wars, captain Levi, soundwave, and finally, the predator

  • @kjunha1
    @kjunha1 4 роки тому +149

    1.Captain Diomedes
    2.Agent 47
    3.Colonel Sanders
    4.uwu
    5.Commender Sheperd

    • @AsherPR011
      @AsherPR011 4 роки тому

      I upvoted the second I saw Diomedes. Good man.

    • @ravennismommy1957
      @ravennismommy1957 4 роки тому

      you want that lying cheating shit

    • @sockshats7516
      @sockshats7516 4 роки тому

      UwU Damn it i had the same idea u had

    • @Rawnblade13
      @Rawnblade13 4 роки тому

      "Brother, I am dunking here!"

  • @SubaruOutback-uc2nt
    @SubaruOutback-uc2nt 4 роки тому +831

    “I can’t believe Kobe Bryant is a Korean woman with an iPad”

  • @sbgsledgegames7887
    @sbgsledgegames7887 Рік тому

    17:19 my five starters are Joakim Broden from the band called Sabaton, the dilophasaurus from Jurassic park that killed Nedry, Captain Price, Dallas from Payday 2, and Grigori Weaver from Black ops 1.

  • @i.plead.oopsie.daisies
    @i.plead.oopsie.daisies 3 місяці тому

    i got an opera gx ad by you at the start of this video, watching this on opera gx browser, the meta is insane

  • @turnipman1302
    @turnipman1302 4 роки тому +224

    1.Bill Nye
    2.Kim Jon Un
    3.Rasputin
    4.JFK (after he’s shot)
    5. Tachanka voice actor

    • @Monkey-ku3pp
      @Monkey-ku3pp 4 роки тому +8

      Bruh Rasputin finna air out a whole field so that ain’t cool

    • @ulyssesjager2127
      @ulyssesjager2127 4 роки тому +6

      Kim Jon un ain’t passin

    • @hamdoggyy7844
      @hamdoggyy7844 4 роки тому +4

      (After he’s shot) LMAOOO

    • @Erich8101
      @Erich8101 4 роки тому +3

      Bull Nye isnt that good. Shoud have gone for Steven Hawking.

    • @Darkwolf42003
      @Darkwolf42003 4 роки тому

      I see you chose bill nye wise choice XD so did i lmao

  • @erbiongjojdeshi6107
    @erbiongjojdeshi6107 4 роки тому +174

    My five starters are: Jesus Christ, Abraham Lincoln, John Wick, Stalin and Osama Bin Laden

  • @deathraven7314
    @deathraven7314 Рік тому +2

    Badger knew he was gonna lose as a soon as he brought jello onto the team. Should've brought eekaj

  • @squishypoohonxbox764
    @squishypoohonxbox764 3 місяці тому

    The opening segment is perfect without and with context

  • @JrWyze
    @JrWyze 2 роки тому +268

    I love how all of them saw that guece wasn't having the best time so they hyped the shit outta him when he got that clutch.

    • @day1emma
      @day1emma 6 місяців тому +2

      real mates right there

  • @michaelflanagan7005
    @michaelflanagan7005 4 роки тому +200

    Aight so imma go with
    1. Cl4p-tp
    2. the yellow tubbatubby using the babyface sun to power him
    3. the girl rabbit from space jam
    4. capitao with his eyepatch covering his good eye
    5. the third camera on the new iphone

    • @rihversU
      @rihversU 4 роки тому +4

      The rabbit is Lola, by the way

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 4 роки тому +1

      Michael Flanagan claptrap screamin “HIT THAT FAT YEET FOR ME MINION!”

  • @chipzahoy5060
    @chipzahoy5060 8 місяців тому +2

    Damn 4 years ago today, didn’t even realize

  • @ssgssdrake7225
    @ssgssdrake7225 Рік тому +1

    My 5 picks are:
    -Senator Armstrong (Tank, moral support)
    -Raiden (Speed)
    -Doom guy (Offensive)
    -Thrall from Warcraft (Team buffer)
    -Obama (Captain

  • @KnightsFlame
    @KnightsFlame 4 роки тому +58

    1) Danny DeVito
    2)Jeff Bazes
    3)A actual milk carton
    4)Heavenly
    5) Heavenly's Pizza

  • @mariomoreno6940
    @mariomoreno6940 4 роки тому +363

    My five:
    -CallmeCarson
    -Perry the platypus
    -Post Malone
    -The yellow m&m
    -Martin Luther King

    • @Elipus22
      @Elipus22 4 роки тому +5

      I would have gone with Pre Malone. Give Carson something to work with.

    • @civic9870
      @civic9870 3 роки тому +3

      MLK and Perry are gonna Cary

    • @jakestan1185
      @jakestan1185 3 роки тому

      Who is Carson the the mega man x legend the speed runner

  • @God-of-canine
    @God-of-canine Рік тому +1

    5:49 a former SWAT commander. A Navy seal, marine from irac, master chief, and Spider-Man.

  • @michaelstory2459
    @michaelstory2459 Рік тому +1

    I finally came up with five after 3yrs, Doom guy ofc, Deadpool after the barrel apartment explosion, goofy walking up the beach while being told “you must be goofy if you think you’re getting up this beach”, The Back to the Future DeLorean, and jack jack from The Incredibles. Idk what to think of it but we’ll see ig.

  • @lechugus6669
    @lechugus6669 4 роки тому +95

    PG: Senator Ted Cruz
    SG: Tpain (with auto tune)
    SF: “Stone Cold” Steve Austin
    PF: T’challa wearing black Air Force Ones
    C: Two ‘little people’ wearing a trench coat

  • @tylerhickling4821
    @tylerhickling4821 4 роки тому +766

    My five:
    GIGN Recruit
    SAS Recruit
    GSG 9 Recruit
    Spetsnaz Recruit
    FBI SWAT Recruit

  • @baconflakes3345
    @baconflakes3345 8 місяців тому

    3:33 bro just described smokey and the bandit💀

  • @cadenkettley4087
    @cadenkettley4087 11 місяців тому +1

    Heavenly, You, Grouse, Mozi, and Jorge but all y'all in power armor

  • @kylemonroy2357
    @kylemonroy2357 4 роки тому +194

    Elon Musk
    The Queen of England
    Thanos
    Rook WITH his buffet
    Spongebob

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 4 роки тому +281

    If I picked a team for a 5v5 pickup game NBA street rules I’d pick
    1. osama bin latin
    2. Jeff Bezos
    3. John F. Kennedy (pre-headshot)
    4. Teddy Roosevelt
    5. Sans

    • @blah007001
      @blah007001 4 роки тому +14

      1. An Imperial Fist Space Marine
      2. Quanah Parker
      3. Luke Skywalker
      4. Theodore Roosevelt
      5. Solomon Kane

    • @p_ecora6647
      @p_ecora6647 4 роки тому +1

      Breh Johnny boi is dead

    • @filipe_5hdxd372
      @filipe_5hdxd372 4 роки тому +1

      And keanu the big boy

    • @ApexOfCrabkind
      @ApexOfCrabkind 4 роки тому +1

      blah007001 That’s one fortified net

    • @remorals2483
      @remorals2483 4 роки тому +1

      1. Harriet Tubman
      2.God
      3.Dr Phil
      4.Harvey Weinstein
      5.malcom X

  • @alxjones5226
    @alxjones5226 3 місяці тому

    4:34 the transition here is top tier

  • @wonderthe1
    @wonderthe1 Рік тому +1

    Master chief, doom guy, John Madden, Jared from subway, and Jake from State Farm

  • @frictionpr8977
    @frictionpr8977 4 роки тому +232

    God tier team:
    Anne Frank
    Crash Bandicoot
    Jared from Subway
    Joe Biden
    Twomad

  • @logan9982
    @logan9982 4 роки тому +197

    The green giant
    Skeletor
    My mom
    Popeye (the restaurant not the sailor)
    Popeye (the sailor)

    • @Potato-ph1eu
      @Potato-ph1eu 4 роки тому +3

      DEADASS BEST TEAM

    • @Shinyodst
      @Shinyodst 4 роки тому +2

      Jett Dominick lmaoooo i was about to say that 😂😂

  • @stumpygray4468
    @stumpygray4468 2 роки тому +1

    My four would be the ceo of home depot, a cloaker from pay day 2, the god of all pokemon, and hevenly's pizza.

  • @Radiantstalk3r
    @Radiantstalk3r 11 місяців тому

    Man, as much as I love the new animation style, I miss this Fr 😭🥰

  • @DarkThunderism
    @DarkThunderism 2 роки тому +684

    Here's my idea for making Rivals more fun.
    Let them pick the teams and then just like TF2, random team rebalance.
    Every round.
    Are you 1 shitter with 4 pros?
    3 to 2, shitters to pros?
    Maybe it's 5 pros vs 5 shitters. The randomness of the Team Shuffle is what makes it fun to watch.

    • @emeraldjinx7434
      @emeraldjinx7434 2 роки тому +7

      Indeed

    • @Necronmage
      @Necronmage Рік тому +4

      Aye that could actually be fun as hell
      Random teams every game

  • @FlyConeGuy
    @FlyConeGuy 4 роки тому +139

    Okay... Hear me out.
    Master Chief.
    The Mandelorian.
    Ted from Ted Talks.
    Doom slayer.
    Jack Cooper.

    • @Bubnezz
      @Bubnezz 4 роки тому

      Replace ted or jack with kratos?

    • @Jim-lg8sf
      @Jim-lg8sf 4 роки тому +3

      FoxFrenzy hell no. Jack ain’t going nowhere.

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 4 роки тому +1

      Team Beef

    • @Nevarvlx
      @Nevarvlx 4 роки тому +5

      Does jack come with bt?

    • @gegeutz7743
      @gegeutz7743 4 роки тому +4

      Jack could just call in Bt and crush any opposition

  • @NoBody-bx4cp
    @NoBody-bx4cp Рік тому +2

    Damn with the liquor and the pizza you'd think they'd cancel each other out but he just creates a solenoid.

  • @Mr-Green0
    @Mr-Green0 Рік тому +7

    0:54
    The hell?