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  • @TheHeck69
    @TheHeck69 Місяць тому +575

    i think yumi is a toddler in a somewhat adult meat suit

    • @brenudo997
      @brenudo997 Місяць тому +39

      I've yet to see a normal-looking photo of Yumi

    • @isaacjones6638
      @isaacjones6638 Місяць тому +32

      “Somewhat adult”😂 Bro is not even qualified to be considered a full adult

    • @victoriatowns9237
      @victoriatowns9237 Місяць тому +18

      He is a kid that was unwillingly dragged through time and now exists at a point that could potentially be considered adulthood

    • @squibblez2517
      @squibblez2517 27 днів тому +1

      ​@@isaacjones6638he's a 90 year old with a 10 year old mind

    • @whatthefuckiswater2055
      @whatthefuckiswater2055 9 днів тому

      He's like if some kid had a hormonal imbalance and he's like 7ft 6in at like 8 years old

  • @BLP04
    @BLP04 Місяць тому +366

    21:11 pedo means fart, but “no hay pedo” is Mexican slang for “no problem”

    • @Heroo01
      @Heroo01 Місяць тому +49

      don't worry friend, there is no fart

    • @BLP04
      @BLP04 29 днів тому +20

      @@Heroo01 yep, that’s what it sounds like to the rest of us Latinos

    • @ShadowOfDeadRhodes21
      @ShadowOfDeadRhodes21 29 днів тому

      I thought it was short for pedoph*le

    • @MrSession
      @MrSession 12 днів тому

      So what are Pedophiles?

  • @LonelyRothschild
    @LonelyRothschild Місяць тому +783

    Matt is my favourite goon

  • @littlelitty8788
    @littlelitty8788 Місяць тому +135

    To decipher, at least partially, "Spongebob really doing MrCrabs dirty all on the Spongebob yesterday". Not entirely sure on the "'all" or even the second "Spongebob", but I tried my best. It makes a hair's width more sense, but is still gibberish.

  • @ninjazohan1
    @ninjazohan1 Місяць тому +97

    Only Blarg can play a banger card like SQUAM and block the image with his face cam. Get this guy an award

  • @aimfire7846
    @aimfire7846 Місяць тому +110

    As a mexican growing up with my parents, we all say “pedo” (meaning fart) in spanish because we actually fart a lot

  • @Rose_Thorns98
    @Rose_Thorns98 Місяць тому +34

    1:22 Yumi on that drake timing "I haven't mxlested my fans yet" and drakes "i can't go to jail YET"

  • @Nax_uthala
    @Nax_uthala Місяць тому +37

    22:30 Its a Final Fantasy reference. Its a spell where you shoot a fish out of your mouth at the enemy and it interupts the spell they were casting. Looking back, that's a wild sentence to say

    • @thecodeNeko_
      @thecodeNeko_ 24 дні тому +1

      Yeah, and it’s not even the craziest blue mage spell either

    • @whatthefuckiswater2055
      @whatthefuckiswater2055 9 днів тому

      Honestly I'm just as confused as I was before hearing this explanation

  • @cartergagne5263
    @cartergagne5263 Місяць тому +38

    "Sponge bob really doing Mr Crabs dirty asf on the screen pause yesterday"

  • @serenestateofbeing1062
    @serenestateofbeing1062 Місяць тому +49

    A second eight-legged Chinese man has hit the tower

  • @RaccoonRecluse
    @RaccoonRecluse Місяць тому +348

    Hey, babe Blarg uploaded... It's time to piss ourselves laughing and question our morals.

    • @scunglebungle5149
      @scunglebungle5149 Місяць тому +7

      Yessir!

    • @Clutchupvandal
      @Clutchupvandal Місяць тому +3

      HELL YEAH BROTHER

    • @Motsham
      @Motsham 29 днів тому +8

      With that comma in the wrong place....we shall now declare Blarg...as......Babe Blarg.

    • @o.Froggy.o
      @o.Froggy.o 24 дні тому +2

      I shall now call blarg, babe blarg, also HELL YEAH BROTHER

  • @Trueraider
    @Trueraider Місяць тому +24

    @18:00 no way they called moto motos body Gloria 😭

  • @nathan584
    @nathan584 Місяць тому +16

    20:48 the minion one says "let me know there's no problem" and the iguana card said "TWO HOURS WATCHING THIS REPTILE EAT...
    AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH SIDE THE IGUANA CHEWED ON!"

  • @Gman-is7fr
    @Gman-is7fr 29 днів тому +10

    3:53 "They were getting the pieces of Exodia for this black guy." 🤣

  • @Boberry765
    @Boberry765 Місяць тому +45

    7:22 they ain’t lying Peter cheeked up though

  • @LongbowDash
    @LongbowDash Місяць тому +22

    16:26 "Y vo pollo ql" means "And you Stupid Chicken" (Chilean Spanish)
    18:58 "No hay pedo" means "There is no problem" (Mexican Spanish)

    • @salk-e8346
      @salk-e8346 Місяць тому +7

      Qué lindo no ser el único wn que habla español viendo este bello canal XD

    • @elvenado7763
      @elvenado7763 29 днів тому +4

      @@salk-e8346 es raro ver hispanos viendo a el sopas, el blarg, el dooo, el don asqueroso y el rico

    • @salk-e8346
      @salk-e8346 29 днів тому +4

      @@elvenado7763 literal, los conocí viendo al Smitty y siempre que Matt hablaba decía alguna boludez q me hacía gracia así que me pasé por su canal y ahora soy un certified gooners fan

    • @hwanniggles187
      @hwanniggles187 28 днів тому

      Brainrot transcends language barriers. ​@@salk-e8346

    • @Zaktro
      @Zaktro 27 днів тому +1

      x3, el cómo chucha llegó un meme chileno a manos del matt me supera djfsjfjd

  • @InkyWinkDink
    @InkyWinkDink Місяць тому +32

    12:34
    “Sponegbob really doing Mr. Krabs dirty(?) ( no clue ) on the ( no clue ) yesterday 😭😭”

  • @mrboxy3970
    @mrboxy3970 27 днів тому +4

    22:22 it's a FFXIV blue mage. Fish throw ability is a cast interrupt attack to silence enemy.

  • @Max-js1mx
    @Max-js1mx 28 днів тому +6

    0:42 rings of saturn mentioned RAAAA WTF IS A BAD DRUMMER

  • @mr12000dotexe
    @mr12000dotexe Місяць тому +12

    lmao Blarg knowing Rings of Saturn warms my fuckin heart, I haven't listened to that band in decade

  • @supguys4441
    @supguys4441 29 днів тому +4

    17:38
    Soup saying "roofies in the yeti" gave me flashbacks to grenades in the gravy. Would have been a great addition honestly.

  • @sirjackiedaytona5305
    @sirjackiedaytona5305 Місяць тому +11

    The cursed timing of this 😂😂 my 4 year old daughter is in the living room in her Winnie The Pooh costume playing. About just spit my drink out and couldn’t explain to my wife.

  • @CRatcliffe
    @CRatcliffe Місяць тому +32

    Holy fuck yumi reading the SpongeBob gibberish was 😂😂😂

  • @CalmestRaccoon
    @CalmestRaccoon Місяць тому +19

    You have no idea how good it feels to be so early with watching a new upload that there are no comments being displayed for the moment. Finally, no "first" comments or "bro fell off" comments with my order.

    • @abom_ng9963
      @abom_ng9963 Місяць тому

      First, I’m the first to reply to your comment Get owned kid.

  • @electrohouselover07
    @electrohouselover07 29 днів тому +4

    Blarg casually dropping Rings of Saturn reference. You got to love him for that.

  • @SelkiezZ
    @SelkiezZ Місяць тому +6

    As a degen from Idaho, i can confirm that Bears get their paws stuck in brown all the time

  • @GrimerYT
    @GrimerYT 29 днів тому +5

    “Is the rings of Saturn drummer here wtf was that” Blarg you now have my respect just for that

    • @fixthat3269
      @fixthat3269 15 днів тому

      You'd be surprised at how many people enjoy metal these days, granted I'm a guitarist who worked customer service so it may have been a little easier for me to interest people because I played songs with kind of a Veil of Maya kind of sound - according to others which I'll take as a compliment.

  • @____Nairod____
    @____Nairod____ 29 днів тому +2

    21:00 As someone who can speak spanish, this whole bit with the "no hay pedo" hurt my soul in a comical way and I'm not even spanish myself. From them not speaking with a proper accent to not knowing about different slang in each spanish speaking country

  • @Booyah910
    @Booyah910 29 днів тому +3

    It looks like Shroto Shroto likes you.

  • @gralmakaren9919
    @gralmakaren9919 29 днів тому +2

    22:52 best part about the Dracula flow videos is that his widows peak gets bigger every video

  • @BOSSWAFFLE1434
    @BOSSWAFFLE1434 Місяць тому +7

    Wasn't expecting the Rings of Saturn name drop lol

  • @MWCruiser
    @MWCruiser 29 днів тому +3

    Less than a minute in and there’s a Rings of Saturn reference. Nice.

  • @ehquestionmark9583
    @ehquestionmark9583 Місяць тому +10

    9:37 that is one of the MC's from Larva its on netflix

    • @Dr.Gaming98
      @Dr.Gaming98 Місяць тому +1

      One of the most brain rot kids shows ever. On par with cocomelon. I have to watch it because my aunt brings her kids over constantly and lets them watch it

    • @MrS-zd6tc
      @MrS-zd6tc 29 днів тому +1

      @@Dr.Gaming98 nah its just a normal kids show in australia i remember watching it 10 years ago now

    • @Dr.Gaming98
      @Dr.Gaming98 29 днів тому

      @@MrS-zd6tc screaming farting bugs is a normal kids show over there?

    • @MrS-zd6tc
      @MrS-zd6tc 28 днів тому

      @@Dr.Gaming98 surprisingly we get a bunch of weird cartoons

  • @SniperSnips3100
    @SniperSnips3100 Місяць тому +8

    Yum I talkin’ shit about grenades in the gravy when NO ONE knew he made music 😂

  • @Crumbsyyyy
    @Crumbsyyyy Місяць тому +2

    Just what I needed on a Tuesday night is funny moments from Blarg and friends🥳

  • @ugn154
    @ugn154 28 днів тому +2

    20:21
    In certain spanish speaking countries (mostly Mexico and Central America), that means"Leave me on read, no prob/problem"
    But pedo also means fart.

  • @brandonconerty7557
    @brandonconerty7557 14 днів тому +1

    Not the rings of Saturn call out 0:45 😂😂

  • @Klacure12
    @Klacure12 4 дні тому +1

    Matt’s laugh is so contagious I love it

  • @midgic
    @midgic 28 днів тому +2

    18:29 that motto motto

  • @Shiny_DialgaYT
    @Shiny_DialgaYT Місяць тому +3

    Its an awesome day when Blarg uploads! :D

  • @connorferris9481
    @connorferris9481 27 днів тому +2

    Rings of Saturn drummer comment is golden, and will definitely be overlooked 😅😂

  • @red_coin_bandit
    @red_coin_bandit 22 дні тому +1

    Tears came out my eyes during the “sqong bo” segment

  • @nicoleharp6585
    @nicoleharp6585 29 днів тому +1

    1:22 Another Yumi out of context moment

  • @flamelordx8612
    @flamelordx8612 Місяць тому +2

    It is crazy that soup called the slug Tony Hawk and it actually looks like him

  • @djboost4443
    @djboost4443 Місяць тому +1

    I loved it when yumi read that splotch cob meme, it made me laugh you guys are awesome

  • @Yeetmom360
    @Yeetmom360 Місяць тому +2

    At the “this made me spit out my coke” snoop dog, I had just grabbed a coke and was drinking it

  • @DjHazardous
    @DjHazardous Місяць тому +19

    0:02 *Me when i do a face reveal*

  • @tulipvibes2756
    @tulipvibes2756 23 дні тому +3

    RINGS OF SATURNNNNN REFERENCE

  • @bigboyEdditude
    @bigboyEdditude Місяць тому +1

    27:26 no way they played the horse card again and made the same yumi haircut joke 😭😭😭

  • @brwnsugrmedia
    @brwnsugrmedia 5 днів тому

    For the minion meme- it reads “leave me on read- no problem”; like everyone else said the “no hay pedo” is slang for there’s no problem!

  • @DrippyKermit
    @DrippyKermit 17 днів тому +1

    I love how eventually they gave up and unblurred Peter 😂

  • @tomferguson9250
    @tomferguson9250 Місяць тому +2

    5:59 another Goons out of context sentence 😂

  • @faultylags5736
    @faultylags5736 Місяць тому

    As soon as a started the video I had burped the same time Blarg did 😂 Also love you Blarg, keep making bangers!

  • @nihil27
    @nihil27 27 днів тому

    28:40 doo not being able to read popsicle properly because all the spongebob memes had weird spellings is just hilarious

  • @celestialaura7
    @celestialaura7 Місяць тому +4

    No video description is the new meta

  • @uninterestedcat8429
    @uninterestedcat8429 27 днів тому

    Omg the wubby kebab at the end killed me, I forgot about that, funniest shit I ever seen

  • @matthewschreiber1875
    @matthewschreiber1875 Місяць тому +1

    12:25 I gotchu, I think it says "Spongebob really doin Mr. Krabs' dusty ahh on the screen shot yesterday".
    I don't know how I was able to figure this out.

  • @giraffe4378
    @giraffe4378 8 днів тому

    i love how blarg got closer to it 5:34

  • @oflunar_client7204
    @oflunar_client7204 27 днів тому +1

    7:20
    Hey look it's caseoh when he was young

  • @daleisdl
    @daleisdl 29 днів тому +1

    Matt with the rings of saturn reference is peak 😂

  • @topohon236
    @topohon236 13 днів тому +1

    9:48 it is a character from a netflix series. Its very weird and i wouldn't suggest watching it

  • @reyperez3129
    @reyperez3129 29 днів тому

    26:22 i feel like doo put a pic of himself here 😂

  • @ScareSans
    @ScareSans Місяць тому +1

    1:13 bro some of the tracks under Monstercat go so damn hard, they got Overkill, Try This, like half of the OST from Just Shapes And Beats, they're pretty goated fr

  • @zombietaco4829
    @zombietaco4829 Місяць тому +2

    1:18 incriminating Yumi moment part 3

  • @blunaa943
    @blunaa943 Місяць тому +1

    It's 3am, perfect upload time

  • @rootbeerguy690
    @rootbeerguy690 Місяць тому

    11:17 What I'm getting is "Spongebob really doing Mr Krabs dirty asf on the (not sure what squinn pot is) yesterday"

  • @CC_ISHIGAMI
    @CC_ISHIGAMI 27 днів тому +1

    Editor needs a raise after this one

  • @ashm8003
    @ashm8003 20 днів тому +1

    Moto moto being identified as gloria lmao

  • @Phoenix_3807
    @Phoenix_3807 25 днів тому +2

    17:29
    I need that cup

  • @peeteee
    @peeteee 28 днів тому +1

    Matt is def the most underrated gooner right

  • @BIGHOSS003
    @BIGHOSS003 29 днів тому +1

    lets go! finally another cards video

  • @Adcium
    @Adcium 29 днів тому +1

    My dad had a cat named Tigger growing up. One day he called it, "Tigger the N-" and his mom started using that to address the cat. For the rest of that animal's life he was called that.
    So when I saw the image at 2:30 I couldn't help by laugh

  • @draconiquist
    @draconiquist 29 днів тому

    12:40 is "SpongeBob is really doing Mr. Crabs dirty" and then idk what.

  • @ailincarsley1397
    @ailincarsley1397 7 днів тому

    that intros got me dying idk why all he did was burp 😂😂

  • @undead1weirdo
    @undead1weirdo 22 дні тому +1

    Those Flip Flops look like they were made for somebody with Stage 5 Diabetes.

  • @gorilla2755
    @gorilla2755 28 днів тому

    I love that blarg is cultured and watched Madagascar 🇲🇬❤

  • @jaidengarrett7550
    @jaidengarrett7550 29 днів тому

    damn blarg you been hittin that gym brotha you look good asf

  • @tippieman
    @tippieman Місяць тому +3

    rings of saturn mentioned,
    hell yeah

  • @IceSpiderGaming
    @IceSpiderGaming 27 днів тому +1

    9:38 its that fck from Larva!

  • @Zumxie
    @Zumxie 28 днів тому +2

    The editor forgot to censor peters ass at the end of that section

  • @bentrectangle6542
    @bentrectangle6542 29 днів тому +1

    Bro knows rings of Saturn!!!

  • @BreezyD-tr8bd
    @BreezyD-tr8bd 29 днів тому

    Got me deciphering the prophecy of spolchcob doin mrkrabs dirty like its some zodiac killers letter

  • @holdensnyder637
    @holdensnyder637 Місяць тому +1

    Poor winnie the pooh got his Grenade stuck in The gravy...

  • @drhklm7148
    @drhklm7148 29 днів тому

    I swear blarg keeps getting lower quality intros as he goes on and I love it

  • @brenudo997
    @brenudo997 Місяць тому

    0:00 I like Matt face low in facecam frame, it feels on-brand

  • @jessequillen4695
    @jessequillen4695 29 днів тому +1

    That was Moto moto!

  • @Ranger-tq9iy
    @Ranger-tq9iy Місяць тому +1

    I have a problem, I couldn’t see the “squam” meme

  • @hoodie4439
    @hoodie4439 Місяць тому +2

    holy shit Rings of Staurn mentioned

  • @akosijj8330
    @akosijj8330 29 днів тому

    I love that the the blur just disappeared on peter a s s

  • @jademorgan5481
    @jademorgan5481 28 днів тому

    The winning sound effect making me think I'm watching a Suda wordle video

  • @Wulfjager
    @Wulfjager 27 днів тому

    12:21 didn't realize blarg had a connection to joov

  • @Nikoruin
    @Nikoruin Місяць тому

    even with context this video is crazy to have on my screen

  • @borderelite
    @borderelite 27 днів тому +1

    Meta gaming cards, not a sentence i ever thought I'd hear.

  • @TOXIN_28
    @TOXIN_28 Місяць тому

    For "Dejame en visto, no hay pedo" i got "let me know, no problem" lmao

  • @esteban6535
    @esteban6535 2 дні тому

    the way they read spanish cards makes me feel like i don’t know spanish but I do

  • @tax_fraud2152
    @tax_fraud2152 18 днів тому +1

    I love gooning with blarg

  • @jonahcortez3310
    @jonahcortez3310 3 дні тому

    Casually drops a Rings of Saturn comment. Matt is definitely the GOAT

  • @maniacal1870
    @maniacal1870 Місяць тому

    Oh my god, the deadpan 'splotch cob' card almost killed me.

  • @hitavi4965
    @hitavi4965 Місяць тому

    I don't want to go to sleep now, I'm scared what Tony Hawk Slug will do to me if I do

  • @samgayney88
    @samgayney88 29 днів тому

    Yumi chose violence in the intro