killing cruel king in a comically slow fashion

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  • Опубліковано 19 тра 2024
  • check out block tales its an awesome game:
    www.roblox.com/games/16483433...
    notice how i almost threw at the end
    i love being crueler than the cruel king
    (my personal ruleset is just max attack loss (-5), no offensive items like bomb)
    no i will NOT use thorns this is way funnier
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  • @Yellos-lk1ne
    @Yellos-lk1ne Місяць тому +49

    1:11 he got so angry he stopped playing for like 2 seconds

  • @frosttoros663
    @frosttoros663 2 місяці тому +213

    What Apple pie nerf does to Apple pie users:

    • @bloxxer717
      @bloxxer717 2 місяці тому +12

      APPLE PIE GOT NERFED!?

    • @frosttoros663
      @frosttoros663 2 місяці тому +29

      @@bloxxer717 it will be nerfed in Demo 2

    • @Kritzomega
      @Kritzomega 2 місяці тому +29

      ​@@bloxxer717 at least we got a taste of the 2 times damage this early in the game, it was truly good wille it lasted 🗣️🥧🥧🥧

    • @arandomcamper5403
      @arandomcamper5403 2 місяці тому +12

      I’m glad my ass beat the “Weezer Room” BEFORE that update I probably wouldn’t have been able to clear the room without it

    • @westform22
      @westform22 2 місяці тому +3

      Oh thank god now i can play the game

  • @This_Guy_Exists
    @This_Guy_Exists 2 місяці тому +53

    Now do Luigi beating Cruel King by doing absolutely nothing (Thorns + Defend+ + Defend action)

    • @Kris_Plays
      @Kris_Plays 22 дні тому

      actually the bux currently obtainable (17-18) allows you to use thorns + defend+ + defender + safeguard + defend action (thorns (7) + defend+ (5) + defender (3) = 15 bux (leaving 2 left))

    • @guy337
      @guy337 16 днів тому

      @@Kris_Playstheres 19

    • @Gamerman-lu9bs
      @Gamerman-lu9bs 16 днів тому

      Not gonna happen because cruel king can and will heal

    • @Kris_Plays
      @Kris_Plays 15 днів тому

      @@guy337 NO???? there is 17 in chapter 1 idiot, chap 2 adds the (originally) unobtainable 18th found on mount bedrock when you get iron sword, plus 11 more

  • @jackybugjambajuice6538
    @jackybugjambajuice6538 2 місяці тому +77

    -5 damage...
    FOR 1 DEFENCE
    yeah no i think thats a bad deal

    • @Dog-the-lucky
      @Dog-the-lucky 2 місяці тому

      That half of his health ;>

    • @Kn1ttr
      @Kn1ttr 2 місяці тому +10

      Wdym best deal of my life

    • @jackybugjambajuice6538
      @jackybugjambajuice6538 2 місяці тому

      @@Dog-the-lucky whos health

    • @Dog-the-lucky
      @Dog-the-lucky 2 місяці тому

      @@jackybugjambajuice6538 watch the video bro

    • @Dog-the-lucky
      @Dog-the-lucky 2 місяці тому

      @@jackybugjambajuice6538 UA-camr, thanks for deleted my comment ;> also the player! ;>

  • @alecrouse8928
    @alecrouse8928 2 місяці тому +30

    nice detail using the apple flavor setting to have the same idle animation as mario too

  • @danexp4864
    @danexp4864 Місяць тому +35

    This is funnier considering that the speedrun of this game is 11 minutes

  • @Luck3yv
    @Luck3yv Місяць тому +41

    1:10 the pause of disbelief when CK uses heal is so funny

    • @__DwiPurna
      @__DwiPurna Місяць тому +8

      2:18 another pause of disbelief when CK call another of his castle guard

    • @pacifistichuman82649
      @pacifistichuman82649 Місяць тому +4

      "oh you gotta be fuckin' joking"

  • @RedshaNoob
    @RedshaNoob Місяць тому +20

    Man this new Paper Mario game be lookin crazy

    • @kodakghi9548
      @kodakghi9548 Місяць тому

      new super lego mario is here

  • @headphones4643
    @headphones4643 2 місяці тому +22

    We need luigi in the next one against the cruel king

    • @sap1704
      @sap1704 2 місяці тому +8

      But instead, luigi beats the cruel king the fastest

    • @iSomeDood
      @iSomeDood 2 місяці тому +12

      luigi beats cruel king by doing absolutely nothing (thorns + defense cards)

    • @pepperonithegoat
      @pepperonithegoat Місяць тому

      ima go try that​@@iSomeDood

    • @Leonardo22309
      @Leonardo22309 Місяць тому

      Lmao

  • @MinerMario
    @MinerMario Місяць тому +7

    Have another player join you dressed as Luigi, and you would have a new Mario And Luigi game.

    • @thelithstar5129
      @thelithstar5129 Місяць тому +1

      Funny, Block Tales is based off of Paper Madio 64

    • @Kris_Plays
      @Kris_Plays 22 дні тому +1

      oh oh wait 3 menu flavors give anims that look like M&L:Bowser's Inside Story, apple and mint are mario and luigi, and coal has punches like bowser. its technacly A&M:Coal's Inside Story

    • @DaBigBoi-kj3nm
      @DaBigBoi-kj3nm 19 днів тому

      pov Mario and Luigi brotherhoods early release

  • @illernat
    @illernat 2 місяці тому +20

    Paper Mario went in the wrong universe

    • @Prototoast594
      @Prototoast594 2 місяці тому

      Ness is here too, with my cosplay.

  • @TheEggyOne
    @TheEggyOne 2 місяці тому +22

    Bro might be him!

  • @astonquintanilla9301
    @astonquintanilla9301 Місяць тому +4

    Man Mario is starting to grow some grey hairs😔

  • @Megumiwiththistreasue
    @Megumiwiththistreasue 2 місяці тому +51

    Mario without Luigi's
    If Luigi Joins the party that boss is cooked💀
    (If you know what is Mario& Luigi superstar saga then you will get it)

  • @spbserega
    @spbserega 2 місяці тому +15

    This is true baller moment

  • @JackFromJeReal
    @JackFromJeReal 2 місяці тому +8

    Who let him download mario mod

  • @StaticIsJustOkAtGames
    @StaticIsJustOkAtGames Місяць тому +1

    really funny that the crossbow guy joined the fight with slow go

  • @TheReddieRed
    @TheReddieRed Місяць тому +3

    "The second hit always does one of damage"

  • @porterbrown836
    @porterbrown836 17 днів тому

    the fact that you can see his soul leave his body every time cruel king does an annoying move is the most relatable thing i have ever witnessed

  • @uzairadrees5638
    @uzairadrees5638 7 днів тому

    The fact that he glitched to fight the boss because his quest is wrong

  • @flitzerios
    @flitzerios 2 місяці тому +31

    Bro is him!

  • @user-lk2pn2rs5u
    @user-lk2pn2rs5u Місяць тому

    also everyone if u notice the task bar is at find accountant to get dynamite and he's entering the boss somehow

  • @1newNameAwaits
    @1newNameAwaits 28 днів тому

    the fact that he lethally call in like 5 guards even tho he only attacked with a FUCKING rubber ball

  • @AverageNoob2023
    @AverageNoob2023 Місяць тому +1

    the music is so fire tho

  • @DaBigBoi-kj3nm
    @DaBigBoi-kj3nm 19 днів тому

    i love how a few months after block tales realease, another rpg game (mario and luigi the GOOOOAAAATSSSSS)is coming out this year

  • @ADiferentNewbie
    @ADiferentNewbie 2 місяці тому +9

    Nintendo's about to hunt someone
    (This is a joke dont take it personaly)

  • @KadanHollifield-fe8er
    @KadanHollifield-fe8er Місяць тому

    *Mario has had enough of Cruel Kings bull*

  • @user-lk2pn2rs5u
    @user-lk2pn2rs5u Місяць тому

    oh look -5 attack (also ur pro)

  • @Round1Head
    @Round1Head 14 днів тому

    Mario do be cooking

  • @pacifistichuman82649
    @pacifistichuman82649 Місяць тому

    1:12 "you gotta be fucking kidding"

  • @mattix_0490
    @mattix_0490 2 місяці тому

    I already saw this fight and im not seeing the same again

  • @asclepihex
    @asclepihex 6 днів тому

    MARIO YOUR HAT TEXTURES ARENT LOADING!!! MARIO!!!!!!! MARIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Liltoolillied
    @Liltoolillied 2 місяці тому

    Pov an immovable object

  • @destructivecriticsm
    @destructivecriticsm Місяць тому +1

    cruel king ball% world record right here 🗣📢🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Robert_Mld0
    @Robert_Mld0 Місяць тому

    This is probably gonna be the slowest CK defeat lol

  • @Hizelly76
    @Hizelly76 2 місяці тому +2

    Okay man...

  • @Joaopedrobenitesribeiroleite
    @Joaopedrobenitesribeiroleite 2 місяці тому

    "its me WAAHOO!"

  • @tdtpot
    @tdtpot 2 місяці тому

    subbed

  • @dashadark2295
    @dashadark2295 29 днів тому

    Death by thousand paper cuts might be a little too cruel even to the Cruel King, pal

  • @nathantran2868
    @nathantran2868 2 місяці тому +1

    Mario beats the king to death with his balls

  • @user-fe8ex9tx5r
    @user-fe8ex9tx5r Місяць тому

    Literally paper mario

  • @ChaosHaver
    @ChaosHaver Місяць тому

    try killing ice king on 1hp and thorns, defender, and Defend+, i managed to do it,

  • @Zom_bike
    @Zom_bike 2 місяці тому

    bing bing wahoo man

  • @TrueHey
    @TrueHey 2 місяці тому

    i remember you from tsl's stream

  • @Leonardo22309
    @Leonardo22309 Місяць тому

    -5 attack is crazy

  • @WishVisionz
    @WishVisionz Місяць тому

    balled on

  • @TupletWantsToPlayOsuMania
    @TupletWantsToPlayOsuMania Місяць тому +2

    Don't tell me people are gonna do a -100 attack challenge in the future.

    • @HabibiHowareyou
      @HabibiHowareyou 24 дні тому

      It would be the same thing as this since people would use the second ball landing for damage.

  • @Mario_NoobMemer
    @Mario_NoobMemer  17 днів тому

    this run is no longer possible they capped negative attack to -3 it’s so over

  • @aol9936
    @aol9936 Місяць тому

    how do you even get your dmg that low

  • @noob_roblox996
    @noob_roblox996 2 місяці тому

    Nice bro a decrease dmg card

  • @SplinkoDinko
    @SplinkoDinko 2 місяці тому

    how did you even get your attack that low bro

  • @FunnyTopHatFrog
    @FunnyTopHatFrog Місяць тому

    “Defense 3” mfers when I show them “ball always does one damage on second hit:

  • @user-ep7ri2vu1x
    @user-ep7ri2vu1x 15 днів тому

    bro is sans

  • @sap1704
    @sap1704 24 дні тому +1

    How do you even get -5 damage…

  • @Timmrulez
    @Timmrulez Місяць тому +1

    Also, HOW DO YOU GET -5 ATTACK, WHAT CARDS- HOW-

  • @AverageNoob2023
    @AverageNoob2023 Місяць тому

    How did you get a unique idle animation?

    • @PEIIIKA
      @PEIIIKA Місяць тому

      By choosing a different menu flavor your animation changes

  • @__DwiPurna
    @__DwiPurna Місяць тому

    What card setup?

  • @antonyharceg9632
    @antonyharceg9632 2 місяці тому

    MINUS 5 ATTACK DAMAGE BRUH XD

  • @Iniosiun421
    @Iniosiun421 2 місяці тому +4

    Did you do the castle skip since you don't have dynamite?

    • @Mario_NoobMemer
      @Mario_NoobMemer  2 місяці тому +1

      yeah, spiky killbot is essentially impossible with these rules (havent tried free poison, if it works im stupid)

    • @atotallylazyperson
      @atotallylazyperson 2 місяці тому +2

      ⁠@@Mario_NoobMemerdont think it works, tried a non-serious speedrun to get a badge and tried to kill killbot without bombs since i slrewdy spent it and tried fireball on killbot, and the ball just popped and it didnt get ignited, though idk it might

    • @Mario_NoobMemer
      @Mario_NoobMemer  2 місяці тому +1

      @@atotallylazyperson That's because fireball won't ignite spiked enemies at all. Free poison can possibly hit spiky killbot if you use sword toss, i just don't know if it's immune to poison

    • @ThyEndIsNOW.1
      @ThyEndIsNOW.1 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Mario_NoobMemerJust C O U N T E R . That’s how I beat it.

    • @peavuh
      @peavuh 2 місяці тому

      @@ThyEndIsNOW.1 for some reason the stab move is really rare unlike the rocket

  • @Burger-km7ww
    @Burger-km7ww 22 дні тому

    WHY
    WHY
    WHY
    WHY

  • @Timmrulez
    @Timmrulez Місяць тому

    I’m scared of you now

  • @TwoGuysPlayingBrawlStars2
    @TwoGuysPlayingBrawlStars2 13 днів тому

    "-5 damage"

  • @LoanNong-tr1rm
    @LoanNong-tr1rm 8 днів тому

    Break game where are the RULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Damn it

  • @user-rj2ks1gn9k
    @user-rj2ks1gn9k 2 місяці тому +1

    bros build is the most horrible thing ive ever seen, i mean, -5 damage, how did you even do that??

    • @This_Guy_Exists
      @This_Guy_Exists 2 місяці тому

      Its almost as thats the point of the video

  • @jackcopeland9193
    @jackcopeland9193 Місяць тому

    balls

  • @revicthecinccino
    @revicthecinccino 2 місяці тому +4

    Bro is not him!

  • @Mario_NoobMemer
    @Mario_NoobMemer  2 місяці тому +1

    huh what happened where did 5.5k of you come from

  • @tomaszwroblewski1395
    @tomaszwroblewski1395 2 місяці тому +1

    How do you even get this low damage?

    • @PEIIIKA
      @PEIIIKA Місяць тому

      Every healing card takes away 1 damage from you

  • @Jack_Frost11
    @Jack_Frost11 18 днів тому

    imagine mf did this without getting hit

  • @Senbergerdorf
    @Senbergerdorf 28 днів тому

    now do it in hard mode 😀

  • @stinkergames4558
    @stinkergames4558 Місяць тому

    How bout' [HARDCORE] mode?
    You don't have to like do it man but if ya want to then sure, try.

  • @Krytz3n
    @Krytz3n Місяць тому

    Random comment, but I think I found you (blox cards player)

  • @errorbte
    @errorbte 18 днів тому

    wait how did you get to cruel king without getting dynamite

    • @Mario_NoobMemer
      @Mario_NoobMemer  17 днів тому

      castle skip, you can completely skip getting dynamite and statue by climbing bottom of the bridge (no clue if it's fixed)

    • @Al49and60
      @Al49and60 16 днів тому

      It's still a thing, did it in a hard mode run yesterday

    • @Mario_NoobMemer
      @Mario_NoobMemer  16 днів тому

      @@Al49and60 neato

  • @charliebarrow7785
    @charliebarrow7785 Місяць тому

    Cards?

  • @Iamnolongersadanymore
    @Iamnolongersadanymore 2 місяці тому +6

    Where is Luigi.

    • @Mario_NoobMemer
      @Mario_NoobMemer  2 місяці тому +6

      gone

    • @1million_yen
      @1million_yen 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Mario_NoobMemerMarch 31st 2021 in another universe

    • @Bacon_lost
      @Bacon_lost 2 місяці тому +1

      Nah Luigi is going to brazil

    • @ellone1124
      @ellone1124 2 місяці тому

      You can go to hell Mario

  • @TherealKeop
    @TherealKeop 26 днів тому

    this is literally just -1 dmg gameplay, like its the same as -5 dmg, they both only do 1 dmg.

  • @jamesblazar3460
    @jamesblazar3460 Місяць тому

    am I stupid or how the hell did bro got all the way to cruel king before finishing finding the accountant?

    • @Mario_NoobMemer
      @Mario_NoobMemer  Місяць тому +1

      There’s a way to skip the lower part of blackrock and jim where you just climb up the bridge from below
      for more details find a block tales speedrun im terrible at explanations

  • @afizafiq-yw3yc
    @afizafiq-yw3yc Місяць тому

    🤦

  • @idkcatXD
    @idkcatXD Місяць тому

    just use sword bruh

    • @wtt45_T
      @wtt45_T Місяць тому +1

      you didnt get the point