I can see it now. Jerma turns on the facecam. He is clad from head to toe in cat boy outfit, an amalgamation of dollar store party attire and discount women's clothing from JC Penny. He is smiling. Chat is going nuts. He has done it. And then, within two minutes, a stray chat message catches Jerma's eye. "Porn streamer?" he exclaims. He looks at the camera, concern washing over his face like the tide. He reads some more. "Fetish streamer, porn streamer, porn streamer" he reads in rapid succession. "What are you guys talking about?" he asks. And then he reads the one line. "Jerma you might as well be showing your feet on stream" he reads with shrill fear. He screams and turns the camera off. The stream ends, and no one sees Jerma for some months. One guy lives again...
Jerma plays the most basic battleship strategy. The computer figures it out easily because all the hits are together; so it’ll just keep going. “Well obviously the AI got that, it’s an advanced learning algorithm. A normal person wouldn’t be able to do that.”
i love how jerma sees a map of the globe and instead of using land masses to figure out where he is, he immediately goes to "America in on the left, that cant be england, england is in the middle of the world"
Jerma attempting to play German banana prince and the first thing he tries to do is gamble in German with no idea what he’s going to win was absolutely hysterical, fantastic steam, 9/10 deducting 1 point because the music is abysmal in some of these lol
i go to sleep watching these long edits and the best thing is just listening to the audio and no looking at it so you make up whats going on in your head
Game one: Fat Cat stole the gold bars! You gotta get them back and save the birthday party! Game three: WE'RE DROPPING YOU OFF VIA BLACKHAWK. YOU NEED TO DESTROY THE TERRORIST'S UNDERGROUND ARTILLERY BASE
Hearling Jerma read German might be one of the most blissful experiences I'll ever have He tried so hard to pronounce it right, but pronouncing it in bad English would have been so much more accurate and less deranged sounding drache,dragon beer,beer ringe,rings
38:13 I've just recently started watching Jerma's content and I have to say the best moments are the ones that come in multiple parts. I was already laughing when he called what is obviously a forklift a tractor, and then I thought about it and realized that the forklift is ridiculously large.
I was laughing so hard I needed to take some ibuprofen because it was starting to make my back hurt lol. made a gif of robocop punching the dude in the face over and over
ive had this plug and play console for a while now. Mine's called a "Coolbaby". I bought it at a radio shack that had it set up for people to demo and the first game I played was "Mario 10" aka "Super Bros. Kung Fu Mari" and I bought the console instantly after seeing that game. I mean, if you saw what Jerma plays at 1:42:24 how could you NOT buy it.
The funny thing about Solbrain being retitled as Robocop - Solbrain's part of a series called Metal heroes. There was a Metal Heroes series called Jiban that was _very heavily influenced_ by Robocop. So it's kind of Japanese Robocop, but not really.
Fun Fact, Jontron played one of these bootleg NES games years ago and the emulator's main menu looked exactly like that with the blue screen and white text.
Skye I just wanna say thank you so much for the work you do! You're edits are the main way I watch jerma and it's crazy how you just do it for free. Tysm for the hours of comfort from your jerma edits
I thought I'd heard the moai-kun song somewhere else Turns out it was in a Gaki no Tsukai episode, the "pie hell one" Also, after looking up the song, turns out it's based on another song from an old comedy show or something like that
Ah yes the famous Gyrodine Cheat Code. Upupup! Downdowndown! Upupup! Downdowndown! B, A, B, B, BBBBB, B, B, A, B, A, Left, Right, Left, RIght, Left, Right, B, A, B! B, A, Bye! B, I, Biki Bye B, O, Bo! Biki Bye O, B, O, B Biki Bye Bo Bo!
the Dr Mario gameplay is ESPECIALLY funny to watch shortly after watching a video about Dr Mario speedrunning/racing. I've become so deeply aware of how the game works and still Jerma can't just stack four of the same colour
@@alectrzaskowski6792 thankfully I got you! I'll post the link in another comment in case it gets deleted, which if it does just look up "agamescout dr mario" it's a fav of mine!
I can see it now. Jerma turns on the facecam. He is clad from head to toe in cat boy outfit, an amalgamation of dollar store party attire and discount women's clothing from JC Penny. He is smiling. Chat is going nuts. He has done it. And then, within two minutes, a stray chat message catches Jerma's eye. "Porn streamer?" he exclaims. He looks at the camera, concern washing over his face like the tide. He reads some more. "Fetish streamer, porn streamer, porn streamer" he reads in rapid succession. "What are you guys talking about?" he asks. And then he reads the one line. "Jerma you might as well be showing your feet on stream" he reads with shrill fear. He screams and turns the camera off. The stream ends, and no one sees Jerma for some months. One guy lives again...
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This sounds horrifying
I hate how every time someone pitches a Jerma Hypothetical™ I can see it so clearly in my head.
Why can I hear this in vivid detail
prophet
Jerma plays the most basic battleship strategy. The computer figures it out easily because all the hits are together; so it’ll just keep going.
“Well obviously the AI got that, it’s an advanced learning algorithm. A normal person wouldn’t be able to do that.”
his strategy would make so much more sense to just put ‘em all in that corner slightly spaced out
i love how jerma sees a map of the globe and instead of using land masses to figure out where he is, he immediately goes to "America in on the left, that cant be england, england is in the middle of the world"
closet flat earther
It’s truly impressive how consistently funny he can be in a 4-12 hour stream. Love this dude
and for the last 10+ years
He is "the funny"
Honestly was surprised for the same reason when watching TomatoGaming VOD. XD
both him and joel are able to just be funny for an infinite amount of time
Jerma attempting to play German banana prince and the first thing he tries to do is gamble in German with no idea what he’s going to win was absolutely hysterical, fantastic steam, 9/10 deducting 1 point because the music is abysmal in some of these lol
i go to sleep watching these long edits and the best thing is just listening to the audio and no looking at it so you make up whats going on in your head
Holy shit those timestamps, appreciate it dude. For real im thankful. Dont stress yourself with the edits, take your time.
No matter the language or the game, jerma will find a way to gamble
44:57 - "Let's all go the Ootototel and take a NANANANANAP."
I love how Jerma perfecrly describes several symptoms of adhd during Dr. Mario
you putting some little facts about the games in your edit makes this so good. really great work :D
i love all your edits in general
the chip and dale arc is underrated. “TALK DALE TALK” to that ear piercing high pitched bit at 1:29:14. magnificent
Game one: Fat Cat stole the gold bars! You gotta get them back and save the birthday party!
Game three: WE'RE DROPPING YOU OFF VIA BLACKHAWK. YOU NEED TO DESTROY THE TERRORIST'S UNDERGROUND ARTILLERY BASE
I've watched that bit about fifteen times now, it's absolutely hilarious
You there. Trigun fan. Your name is almost EXACTLY like mine when shortened.
@@tomiyu2297 very cool coincidence! my trigun homie
1:27:03 "God I'm falling out my chair" idk why this got me good.
Hearling Jerma read German might be one of the most blissful experiences I'll ever have
He tried so hard to pronounce it right, but pronouncing it in bad English would have been so much more accurate and less deranged sounding
drache,dragon beer,beer ringe,rings
38:13 I've just recently started watching Jerma's content and I have to say the best moments are the ones that come in multiple parts. I was already laughing when he called what is obviously a forklift a tractor, and then I thought about it and realized that the forklift is ridiculously large.
i love the gamer facts you put in throughout the video. and the timestamps, incredible. thank you for your hard work and wisdom
That classic AVGN intro is great :)
This is exactly the kind of stream I want to see from jerma
1:21:10 this is the fourth video on the internet of fruit pig nes
Is rerez one of them
1:28:17 hope that eating sound gets to be nominated to best noise
holy shit lmfao
1:12:25 80 year old streamer with every bodily problem you can have wants to give you advice on how to train
Chip and dale 3 made my whole body hurt from laughter during the stream.
i know this is two years old but thank you for adding chapters for all the games, i appreciate it a lot
Thank you for all the little facts and stuff about the games right on top of jerma guessing it. Love learning about these old games.
35:13 why does VENICE BEACH VOLLEYBALL FOR THE FAMILY COMPUTER SYSTEM of all games have the absolute best retro game over theme i’ve heard
The small edits and text you added so much! Thank you for going into the trouble of finding what the games actually were
32:44 Jerma discovers sympathy
I love that you putted the japanese translations and explications for some of the games. Thank you for your work
Jerma at the german casino is so funny to me! "JA!"
Are we gonna gloss over that jerma played fruit pig, which is an extremely rare game
All these lovely timestamps on this video! I like how short the Raid on Bungeling Bay segment ended up being lol
The explaining texts that you add are cool!
he should create a group consisting of fans who get into a submarine and they should call it the Jermarine or somthing and they probably all drown .
Well well well.
Looks like the CEO of oceangate stole your idea.
48:05-48:31 I laughed at this for two straight hours.
Hahahaha!
@@Captainjul This but for two hours
I was laughing so hard I needed to take some ibuprofen because it was starting to make my back hurt lol.
made a gif of robocop punching the dude in the face over and over
ive had this plug and play console for a while now. Mine's called a "Coolbaby". I bought it at a radio shack that had it set up for people to demo and the first game I played was "Mario 10" aka "Super Bros. Kung Fu Mari" and I bought the console instantly after seeing that game. I mean, if you saw what Jerma plays at 1:42:24 how could you NOT buy it.
I've already rewatched this 5 times and this 48:27 has almost killed me twice from choking due to laughter
oh my god, the mad lad timestamped everything!
I enjoyed the trivia/translations!
18:30 disturbingly relatable
Shout out to Supermega for making that awesome volleyball game
I was wondering if anyone else made this comment.
It's odd because at least two of the players could pass as Matt and Ryan lol
Thank you for the edits as usual!
Jerma's very own Plug and Plague. NIce video Skye.
Beautiful rendition of Marry Had a Little Lamb! I smell a Jerma award.
35:20
Shredded volleyball dude telling me to never give up is oddly wholesome
The funny thing about Solbrain being retitled as Robocop - Solbrain's part of a series called Metal heroes. There was a Metal Heroes series called Jiban that was _very heavily influenced_ by Robocop. So it's kind of Japanese Robocop, but not really.
man i prefer your videos even over jermas streams, its just so much more relaxed
Same here but its mainly because i hate jerma
44:56 Maybe later we can book a room in the OOTOTOTOTEL and have a nice NANANANANAP!
11:52 I don't know why but this broke me, i just couldn't stop laughing
Thanks for the foot notes, now I can play Moai-kun
“I should punish you with Fruit Gift”
Every time Jerma talks about fighting games I am more and more sure the genre isn't for him 1:11:00
The super Olympics. Dude fucking ran a 7.67s 100metres. Threw a javelin 110metres and jumped 13m
when he played elevator action that unlocked so many hidden memories of mine
It's the shortest streamer you've eveeeer seen...
The streamer that played 600 games ON STREAM
Wow really fast edit. Thanks again!
The Chip and Dale 3 segment killed me
A roguelike Gyrodine with indie artstyle and better controls would be kinda cool
1:08:12 I lost my SHIT at the butterfly just taking the ball omg
29:09 that edit lmao
Great edit!
Fun Fact, Jontron played one of these bootleg NES games years ago and the emulator's main menu looked exactly like that with the blue screen and white text.
7:28 Someone needs to sample him saying "Stop drinking bong water."
It physically hurt to watch him "play" doctor mario
Skye I just wanna say thank you so much for the work you do! You're edits are the main way I watch jerma and it's crazy how you just do it for free. Tysm for the hours of comfort from your jerma edits
Thank you!
24:11
Wow so after leaving the Beatles, George Harrison got really good at Robocop 4.
19:18 I cannot believe be called this
catboy waiting room
18:27 334 - Hokuto No Ken????
I couldnt imagine how bad a fighting game plays on one of these
This was the first ever Jerma stream I caught live
1:57:16 when we think about Deku and his ability to holy one for all
40:51 That's what you'd call 'Contraband', bro.
1:20:23 when the middle of the night energy kicks in
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I thought I'd heard the moai-kun song somewhere else
Turns out it was in a Gaki no Tsukai episode, the "pie hell one"
Also, after looking up the song, turns out it's based on another song from an old comedy show or something like that
Looks like it's a remix of the theme from Shouten.
Can't wait for Call of Duty: Utmost Warfare
I like Tetris, but after I play it, I'll be thinking about playing Tetris and I don't want that
German Jerma is something i didnt know i needed
Germa
Contra One contains the Folder Contra One to Contra Eight then if you Click Contra Two it gives you Contra One. 40:22
1:11:13
This is cricket. The Bostonian just described cricket.
8:58 Unexpected Three Stooges "Swingin' the Alphabet" reference... lol
Jerma speaking German is my "never needed something so bad without realizing it" moment
Alternative title: Jerma has TOO MUCH fun with bootleg NES roms
Robocop 3 and Mario Bros probably were my first game in my life.
2:14:10 what Germans hear in their fever dreams
Yeah there's a universe where battleship got popular on twitch...not this universe
Thank you as Always Skye4
the chip and dale go to war bit was the funniest shit ive ever heard
2:27:45 rare Cathy Mitchell moment
The Chip & Dale voice is so hilarious
Ah yes the famous Gyrodine Cheat Code. Upupup! Downdowndown! Upupup! Downdowndown! B, A, B, B, BBBBB, B, B, A, B, A, Left, Right, Left, RIght, Left, Right, B, A, B! B, A, Bye! B, I, Biki Bye B, O, Bo! Biki Bye O, B, O, B Biki Bye Bo Bo!
yes, he played banana prince the longest
The name "Shatterhand" makes my wrist hurt
Chip & Dale 3:
*>>>D E S T R O Y E N E M Y ' S U N D E R G R O U N D A R T I L L E R Y B A S E
33:27 Matt and Ryan?
The first and last character on the selection screen look like them age to 50 after getting extremely swole
Jerma has about 2-3 months left to do the Catboy stream.
"Browse Game: Venice Beach Volleyball". Yeah sounds about right
I was in this stream it was so much fun
the Dr Mario gameplay is ESPECIALLY funny to watch shortly after watching a video about Dr Mario speedrunning/racing. I've become so deeply aware of how the game works and still Jerma can't just stack four of the same colour
I know this is months later but please link that Dr. Mario video if you can find it. That sounds deeply interesting
@@alectrzaskowski6792 thankfully I got you! I'll post the link in another comment in case it gets deleted, which if it does just look up "agamescout dr mario" it's a fav of mine!
@@alectrzaskowski6792 ua-cam.com/video/kAtaDgkWYGM/v-deo.htmlsi=P7DvsUORRM3OFx56
Wow, I appreciate the extra information added with subs so much, really interesting and niche information :D:)
jerma did plug and plague woah how fun