Plastiic-cake not me it happened to my friend’s cousin’s aunt’s stepsister’s mechanic’s brother’s son in law’s pet’s vet’s daughter and they passed on the story over 30 people like a game of telephone but....
As someone who almost lost his little brother(disease, nothing I could do about it tho) it always scared me to think about walking past his bedroom knowing he isnt alive anymore. Only to think about blaming it on yourself, I'd probably lose my will to life.
My grandma was a cop, and when I was a kid, she would always tell me fun stories of things she did on the job, and the only thing I remember was that I was absolutely delighted whenever she told stories about when they had to go under cover. A few years later, she died. I’ll miss you, grandma.
@@YeetMaster-cc8ct I don't know, but if someone hears them talking like that in the blocks, they die, better make a "N-Word-Pass" certificate to show when someone starts throwing punches
Yea... You may be a cop for whatever... 15 years lets say, but there are always things that can break you. For some that thing will be a dead kid that looks just like your son, for some an automobile accident, or the knowledge of what are some humans capable of doing to other humans.
@@ryanmcgauley7358 I'm not entirely sure what you mean by people having thin skin. Post traumatic stress is different for everyone, so sure some people seem like they're affected my a minor issue, not that I've heard of people with PTSD from "minor" things. Shit, there isn't any god damn type of teaching around trying to cope with PTSD either. It's usually people like you who tell those people to toughen up.
@@Silverfirefly1 I get that I'm a bit late for a reply, but if you're up at 4am to do wallpapering you might aswell wait another 3 hours till the shop is open, and save yourself carpet burn 🤣
I mean, I'd say that would be a separate thing from the social security fraud, regardless of that you should probably do something about that, within a year too...
@@YearsOVDecay1 are you okay? If you feel proud from replying to every comment saying the same exact thing you might wanna lower that ego. And if anyone is unoriginal, it's you.
existential crises... aw fuck, just had a small one like I always do. I really need something to stop it... not saying that you should be the one to get it(actually ignore me. for real, just go.)
I remember hearing about the one about the 4 axe murders on a true crime documentary show a few years ago. Apparently they met online on a horrorcore forum and met up at concerts.
I can't believe they'd just pull him out before taking pictures of the crime scene, including the body in the oven just as it was found. But yeah, pulling the body out is for the crime scene investigators/firefighters/EMS crew to do.
Police: "open up!" Note: "Remember the voices aren't real" Police: "for your safety and mine come with me." Note: "remember the voices aren't real." Police: "lady don't jump, you have a lot to live for" Too often, people assume psychosis or schizophrenia = aggressive criminal with, paranoid schizophrenia. Usually those folks are only a danger to themselves and require compassion. Not fear and brute force.
It's frightening when you clearly hear someone else or even see someone else one second, then realize you're alone the next second. You know the feeling when someone startles you? Just imagine that, but then they're not really there. You start wishing it really was someone barging in and scaring you.
@@majorpwner241 when you're schizophrenic, you either hear voices or see things that arent there, never both because different parts of the brain are being affected. If you both see and hear things that no one else seems to notice you're being possessed or seeing ghost
@@Surteronarto that's statistically false unless you mean the person who's "normal" is the one who initiates the violence due to misunderstanding the situation or ignorance
When i was young i took off to a party. The next day had a officer come get me and take me home. So we started talking. He told me his first ever call he went too. He was to go check on a lil old lady not seen for a while. They unlocked her apartment and went in. He said the smell he'll never forget of rotting flesh. There she was on the floor. Skin rotting and had been there for some time. As he went close to her to look at her do something she fucking moved. She was still alive. He said that actually fucked him up for a while. Had to go to counseling for it.
I feel really bad for the old guy who died. Sometimes I worry about my oboe teacher because hes very old but at least I check in with him every week. Still, nobody deserves the sludge.
The only true way to make a cop cry while beating the shit out of you? Drive up in a loaded donut truck open the back and set fire to it while they watch
A cop once told me a story where they were dispatched to a neighborhood to investigate a very pungent smell they checked one of the houses and when they opened the door a swarm of flies came out, inside a man had been dead on the couch for several weeks and was very rotten, said the guy's skin had become black (he was white), he had rotted into the couch and there were stalagtites of rotten flesh forming on the basement ceiling beneath him, neighbors had just assumed he was on vacation or something of the sort The cop said that memory will always be stuck with him
@@TheUKNutter I can do one better. Being a contractor, I was on a service call at someone's house across from a large furniture store. As I stepped outside for lunch break, I noticed large bellowing of smoke rising from behind the store. I called the fire department to report the fire. Keep in mind, there was a police cruiser, right next to the building, and he never noticed.
TheUKNutter yeah I’m not a psychologist but if you can’t tell if your house is on fire because your watching spongebob or some shit like that your brain wiring is fucked
I guess we won't know. If he voluntarily let people use his computer it would be stupid of him to do so... but wouldn't be the first dumb criminal. But well if it was someone else what could he do to prove it? Military court is not fun
perhaps the date and time of the files copied/downloaded to the computer if it was gradual, then it was downloaded on said computer if the file is there at the same time, they're copied into it from an external drive the time also shows as a frame of alibi : "Where is he at that time?" if he's definitely not there at that time, then it's obviously not him if he's there at that time, then it weighs on him or anyone else in that room at the time if there's anyone else on that time and place, they become second suspect
0:28 genuinely thought this was a cop that was at my childhood home during a situation where my mom and uncle (both late teens) got into a fight and pepper sprayed each other because my older uncle ate the last piece of cheese pizza, and my mom got pissed because her younger brother (like 4 years old) didn't get a piece of pizza yet, so she pepper sprayed my uncle and they both got peppers prayed and had a huge fight, police came. Fond memories. RIP mom.
That last story: Hi class, I'm dad. Sorry. Had to throw a dad joke in there. Humor makes me forget how utterly bonkers the human race can be. Like that dude that killed his gf and her family and friend.
Fire department uncle, house fire , 1 dead/missing. Fire gets put out, now they have to find the dead guy to confirm/remove it. Turns out the guy died right in front of the door and everyone has been walking around with this guys bunt flesh on their shoes for about an hour. He said it looked like burnt lasagna that you cut with a poorly edged spatula.
Not a cop, (and I wasn't born yet when it happened.) My Dad (when he was a teen or early adult) found a cow in the basement. Apparently, my late grandpa stole the cow, placed it in the trunk of his car somehow, & wrestled the thing into the basement. Not sure how he did it. The cow was livid & tried to escape, but was somehow put in a headlock. Later the cow was served for dinner & other meals. The basement was covered in blood & everything. Took a while to clean it, from what I heard. Not sure how any land lords or neighbors didn't notice my grandpa wrestling a cow into the basement; I believe at the time, my Dad's family was living in some kind of apartment building, like most immigrants did in NY. Unless it was after the apartment fire & moving to a suburban home. Where he stole the cow from, I'll never know. But I assume it was delicious.
Years back I was staying the night at my cousin's place, pretty much was a weekly thing. We'd drink beer all weekend playing Street Fighter and Tekken all night. Always heard the old lady that lived above him coughing real loud. A few weeks go by and we realize we hadn't heard her coughing and joked about her falling and not being able to get up or something. I'm taking a shit in the restroom and get startled by a maggot crawling around, look all around the restroom, see nothing, notice one fall from the vent above. Call cousin over and show him, his girlfriend freaks and calls the cops. They go in and run out vomiting, we were outside watching them. Poor old lady passed away and her family didn't care enough to check on her or anything. The smell was so bad it started to seep into their apartment. They gave my cousin this real weird looking thing that looked like a fan/heater that attempts to neutralize the smell. Never gonna forget that.
Breath: (noun) air held in or drawn into and expelled from lungs Breathe: (verb) to draw air into and expel air from the lungs. They are not the same thing, one is a physical thing, the other is an action. Why can nobody ever figure this out?
I can imagine one day someone asking on reddit what it feels like to be raped or something and someones gunna respond with "i wasnt the one getting raped but".
In the book Helter Skelter Vincent bugliosi included some photographs from Spahn Ranch when they searched the place and took in most of the Manson family at that time. For the longest time the police did not find Charlie. Eventually one of them thought something looks suspicious about a small low cabinet-- in the kitchen I think it was. They open to the cabinet and found him contorted into a very small space that was about to square feet total a little less than that. Now Charlie was a small guy but you wouldn't think he was as small as all that...
Not a cop...but was told a story about how when they walked into the house to search...the walls had pictures of “bestiality” and also one in the restroom...framed and everything 🤭
That last one was probably theraputic for the cop. If the author of that post ever reads this.. it at least probably helped him put in something in to words that he probably otherwise never awknowledged. Or awknowledged as little as possible
7:07 - And this is why you should *ALWAYS* wear your ducking seatbelt!!! 10:19 - God, the things human beings are capable of! 13:45 - "One blew this way, the other blew that way." I'm not quite sure what to do with that one.
Damn, that story with the old guy that nobody noticed was dead for 5 months. That breaks my heart. That's like my biggest fear, dying alone. Not necessarily dying without a romantic partner, just dying without family or friends.
I know right? I'm good currently living with family and a bf. But this just makes me wanna message and check up on my friends that I haven't seen/talked to in months...
@@ChyouRose You and me are exactly the opposite. I don't like people knowing I exist, hell, if you search my name on Google you get 3 results. There's a kind of freedom of being invisible. You can just up and leave whenever you want and only a couple people will notice.
"Cops if red-" Everyone telling the story: "Not a cop but my friend's dad's uncle's best friend's daughter's 3rd grade teacher's grandpa's physical therapist's sister's coworker's dog's cat's mouse's human friend's cousin's doctor's mom's friend's son who is a cop once told me-"
I’m not a cop but have a story. My brother bought a house a few years back. An ex rental. He’d just moved in about a week or so when he was raided by local cops. They had a warrant to search but for the people that had rented it. My brother permitted the search just so the cops knew he wasn’t involved in drugs. They had obviously received a tip as they concentrated on one particular part of the yard. They were about to leave when one noticed a different coloured exterior panel on a shed. On removing the panel they found a stash of peyote. This might not seem unusual to most. But this is in Australia. It doesn’t grow here.
Tbh to me the Pepe in the thumbnail looks like me whenever my favourite character in an anime/video game/tv show/comic/book/manga/any media in general dies. (example: L from Death Note)
*sees the begining of the 1st story of this video* me: I bet its gonna be some incest strory in Alabama. *finally sees the end of story* me: *i am utterly shocked and traumatized*
Omg.... My boyfriend was rear ended in a hit and run and his butt went completely off the seat and down into the pedals and steering. That's story gave me chills and made me very thankful that his crash wasnt that bad.
My dad responded to a call where a really obese lady died on the toilet. It was a heart attack. She lived in a really small trailer, so they had to cut out a wall to get to her lol
I totally thought that first one was going to be a sad abuse story but nope... Cum room I guess.
Before: Oh no.
After: nononononononononono...
They had me at the first half
I was reading about the sum room in the comments but I still wasn't ready for it to be the climax of the story
Now I wish the first story was a sad abuse story, much more preferable to a “cum room” I do say myself.
Watch my new videooo
The feller said that guy surrounded by the 1.5k cans died and it didn't affect anyone. It probably affected the sales of Miller Lite.
Moist_Яussiaи_SpУ they like HELL YEAH MONEY
BREAKING NEW: MAN DRINKS 1500+ CANS OF MILLER LITE THEN DUCKING DIES
Its muller
Jesus christ that first one wtf man
*suspiciously closes door to my room*
gotta fling it around like Spiderman
r/cursedcomments
*hmmmm*
The “CUM ROOM”
made up story i'd guess.
"the sludge that used to be the old man"
Jesus that's an image
I thought you must to used to these things with that username
dragonbane44 💀
dragonbane44 lmfao
Christ.
How did the old man turn into sludge? wtf?
That last one was just heartbreaking....
Slim-X-Shady's Cousin Really? 😑
@@serenityincbmc this like the most unrelated thing I could've found out of the 2 possible replies at the time I read it.
That hit me so fucking hard
It is, and i imagine the older brother blaming himself to this day for the fact that he let that happen.
Slim-X-Shady's Cousin eat ass and stop self advertising on an unrelated reply section
"Husband vs.........."
"C'mon, get on with it. The suspense is killing me"
".....wife"
"Godammit"
*Aggressive Cheering*
"Uhhhh...."
*Sudden Stop*
"God Damn It."
Tbh I thought sense it was taking so long they would have said something like Husband vs Child
Or something like that
Not a cop and not creepy and not in a house but...
Plastiic-cake not me it happened to my friend’s cousin’s aunt’s stepsister’s mechanic’s brother’s son in law’s pet’s vet’s daughter and they passed on the story over 30 people like a game of telephone but....
@@insidiouspancake5590 Who actually cares? We're here for some good stories, it doesn't matter who relates them to us.
Ben Potter dickhead
aBXANneDoned InTheUSA now thats a good story.
@aBXANneDoned InTheUSA Hmm. Interesting. Tell me more.🤔
These people be like:
“Not me, but Spongebob the Hall Monitor”
This comment makes me feel better.😂
why do you have this video in a playlist of well liked comments?
Is this a rIvAl I sEe?
*WhEeZe* xD WHAT. THE FUCK
4 replies...
Nobody:
Redditors: Not me, but Paul Blart mall cop
paul blart mall cop
*PART BLAUL CALL MOP*
*PANT SHART CUM PLOP*
@@serenityincbmc you don't have a new video
@@parrangathe1492 People were leaving mean stuff so I deleted it.
@@serenityincbmc now I'm just sad
@@serenityincbmc you deserve that.
5:44 If everybody could use his computer, maybe it really wasn't him...
True
that's what i thought, that is some scary shit.
Spital Helles still technically possession of child pornography
@@fileoffish1403 I know. Just saying somebody might have Set him up.
It probably wasn't him. Who has that on their PC and lets people use it? This is why you don't loan out your PC.
That last one.. I really hope the older brother learned to live with it. That would kill me inside for many years.
Tbh same I would be crushed for all eternity if any of my two younger brothers died
As someone who almost lost his little brother(disease, nothing I could do about it tho) it always scared me to think about walking past his bedroom knowing he isnt alive anymore. Only to think about blaming it on yourself, I'd probably lose my will to life.
They say it’s a dangerous crazy world, I say it’s just a sad one...
If I lost one of my siblings I don’t think I would be able to continue living. I’m pretty sure I would just kill myself
Omg, The first story I heard about many times
My grandma was a cop, and when I was a kid, she would always tell me fun stories of things she did on the job, and the only thing I remember was that I was absolutely delighted whenever she told stories about when they had to go under cover. A few years later, she died. I’ll miss you, grandma.
I'm so sorry for your lost, she must've been very brave.
Not me, but my sister's friend's dad's friend's uncle's grandmother's was a cop.
@@fellowhuman5864 go away
@@leoortiiiz any chance u were given to my brother or cousin who are both white? They keep saying the n-word bro
@@YeetMaster-cc8ct I don't know, but if someone hears them talking like that in the blocks, they die, better make a "N-Word-Pass" certificate to show when someone starts throwing punches
@@leoortiiiz Alright
But whos gonna sign it?
@@YeetMaster-cc8ct Me (The giver) and the receiver
a dead guy
*but not just your average dead guy*
just because they are cops doesn't mean they have the guts to withold the pressure.
they just do it and move on with it
man that's tough
Noone
No life shaq: thats tough!
Yea...
You may be a cop for whatever... 15 years lets say, but there are always things that can break you.
For some that thing will be a dead kid that looks just like your son, for some an automobile accident, or the knowledge of what are some humans capable of doing to other humans.
@Sentient being fuck are you talking about, dumbass?
Whereas the guy in the oven didn't have the pressure to withhold his guts! :D
Yeah. 7:05 with that car accident the OP mentioned the cop almost quit on their first night on the job.
Eeeeeesh
I had no idea where that pepper spray story was going
I wish it would've gone ANYWHERE else 😭😭
Rebbb same-
r/no no no no no no
I wish it hadn't been there to begin with
I legit gagged for the cop..
Moral of the story, don't be a coomer.
8:03
Organs were...
_Organized_
*Got'em*
Their bits were bitten.
Ba-dum-tiss
don't forget the fava beans.
*c a r l o s*
Yet no one thinks that the PTSD is an issue for the Police, media seems to no care and the government turn a blind eyes...
@@ryanmcgauley7358 I mean you're right, but also these cops have seen some shit
@@ryanmcgauley7358 I'm not entirely sure what you mean by people having thin skin. Post traumatic stress is different for everyone, so sure some people seem like they're affected my a minor issue, not that I've heard of people with PTSD from "minor" things.
Shit, there isn't any god damn type of teaching around trying to cope with PTSD either. It's usually people like you who tell those people to toughen up.
@@ryanmcgauley7358 are you an anti vaxxer? im kinda sensing something here..
@@Lichtschutzfaktor1 Seems like an unfounded accusation.
@@GonkyWonkler lol
I went through all the stages of grief listening to that first story
Well how do YOU do wallpapering at 4am when the wallpaper paste shop is closed?
Even acceptance? The final stage of greif?
@@acat63 Yeah that's true.
@@Silverfirefly1 I get that I'm a bit late for a reply, but if you're up at 4am to do wallpapering you might aswell wait another 3 hours till the shop is open, and save yourself carpet burn 🤣
Nobody: *grandma dead for a year*
Everybody: *CUMROOM*
@MrKia how do you comment on a perfect piece of art?
@@idkj350 whos mrkia?
@@marcellofunhouse1234 deleted comment
Dead old man juice😫
anybody think “this is about incest huh?” in the beginning story or just me😭
same sis..
What are you doing, step bro??
Rick J-420 you’re the best big brother I could’ve ever asked for
My mind doesn't go there unless the story takes place down south or people are saying "we keep it in the family"
ChikoMontez Xsherijatauna
Racist
I'd like to think that, if I were ever to commit social security fraud, I'd at remove the rotting corpse from my house sometime within the first year.
I mean, I'd say that would be a separate thing from the social security fraud, regardless of that you should probably do something about that, within a year too...
typical druggies
Not a cop or not leaving my house any time soon but nice vid
Slim-X-Shady's Cousin No one cares about your fucking channel. Quit spamming.
The spy
Nobody :
Literally nobody:
Redditors : _not me, but my brother's cousin's sister's auntie's nephew's mothers' cousin was a cop_
@@YearsOVDecay1 are you okay? If you feel proud from replying to every comment saying the same exact thing you might wanna lower that ego. And if anyone is unoriginal, it's you.
Rico Hartley wouldn’t your brother’s cousin be _your_ cousin?
Pine Dragon it’s for dramatic effect
Axvitation “dramatic effect”
Pine Dragon
i mean. half-brother? adopted brother?
Not gonna lie I think I’m scarred like wtf
existential crises... aw fuck, just had a small one like I always do. I really need something to stop it... not saying that you should be the one to get it(actually ignore me. for real, just go.)
Yeah man that cumroom one was really tragic had me in tears
B u s s y B a g g o t
Well, now think about what the officers felt in real life lol...
IDK :p so was the officer haha
I remember hearing about the one about the 4 axe murders on a true crime documentary show a few years ago. Apparently they met online on a horrorcore forum and met up at concerts.
She invited a stranger over that she met on a horrorcore forum? how could that not end badly
farmville murders
I think... I think I’m going to be sick. That’s quite enough internet for today.
Yea i always feel weird about these kind of stories...
Are you kidding me? This is my first video I’ve seen in two weeks
The organs were *Organ* ised
I’m definitely going to jail
Boo
The creepiest thing I've ever found during house search, was this guy's collection of bad puns
@@MrJaySoN777 R/Wooooosshh
Those must've been rookies that pulled the guy from the oven. That's a biohazard, make the fire department do it.
I can't believe they'd just pull him out before taking pictures of the crime scene, including the body in the oven just as it was found. But yeah, pulling the body out is for the crime scene investigators/firefighters/EMS crew to do.
Joe Mama letting it out would atleast be better for the officers sake
@@dx1450 They might not have known there was a body in the oven until they opened the oven and confirmed there was a body.
@@dx1450 they might have taken pictures just not said it in the story
"and gets the same free bracelet and ride"
I NEED TO USE THAT
SAME
I found a house inside of the house
And inside that house is another home
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Hammer Addiction4u must of been a house of illegal immigrants...they are known to pull some shit off like that
Sounds like an SCP
IsaAnimates / Draws why did I know that this was a link to the masterpiece known as "our house" before clicking it?
@@princeapoopoo5787 Its called filling in the blanks
"cop sees vibrator"
"Couple see vibrator"
Akward silence ...
So the window that must have sucked
Not a cop but my sister-in-law's best friend knew a cop who said...
What did he say
@@ihate12yearoldegelords66 whoosh
@@georgegarfunkle8232 I am an idiot......
That he once found a cumroom?
goooooniningagooniningagoongagaagagunininga
"OCD movie monster bullshit".
Idk why, but this made me cackle for a good 4 mins.
Same
Police: "open up!"
Note: "Remember the voices aren't real"
Police: "for your safety and mine come with me."
Note: "remember the voices aren't real."
Police: "lady don't jump, you have a lot to live for"
Too often, people assume psychosis or schizophrenia = aggressive criminal with, paranoid schizophrenia.
Usually those folks are only a danger to themselves and require compassion. Not fear and brute force.
yea whatever you say man.
Im just happy I dont hear any voices but i cant say im not interested in what it would seem like.
It's frightening when you clearly hear someone else or even see someone else one second, then realize you're alone the next second. You know the feeling when someone startles you? Just imagine that, but then they're not really there. You start wishing it really was someone barging in and scaring you.
I don't know if the voices are real or not, but they have some really good ideas...
@@majorpwner241 when you're schizophrenic, you either hear voices or see things that arent there, never both because different parts of the brain are being affected. If you both see and hear things that no one else seems to notice you're being possessed or seeing ghost
@@Surteronarto that's statistically false unless you mean the person who's "normal" is the one who initiates the violence due to misunderstanding the situation or ignorance
The "blew eyes" joke was too damn funny.
I guess being from a police and military family kind of passes the sense of humor onto you.
Doom Guy your comment ties in with your pfp so well
@@nerdypotato5249 gay sex
I found a gay alien when I searched area 51
Obama
I think all the gay people are aliens
@@optimal8307 yes. Including all the people who say first or say # to do like/comment
That's pretty gay
@ThomasTurner69
How’d you know my kInK?
Every ask reddit:
[Optional Occupation] What was the [adjective] thing you’ve found/done/heard while [doing something]?
Every response: "I'm not an [Occupation], but..."
The second story hits close to home. Getting squished between cars is a very painful way to die.
Unless it's really fast, then it's not painful at all.
Dead guy: **is just chilling in an oven**
Everyone including me: What the fu-
Don't you mean warming up since he is in an oven
was the Guy a jew
JK Wright not funny
*_ExCuSe Me WhAt ThE fU*k_*
Thank god there wasnt a tripod camera there, right?
Some people are creepy little shoits
Agreed
When i was young i took off to a party. The next day had a officer come get me and take me home. So we started talking. He told me his first ever call he went too.
He was to go check on a lil old lady not seen for a while. They unlocked her apartment and went in. He said the smell he'll never forget of rotting flesh. There she was on the floor. Skin rotting and had been there for some time. As he went close to her to look at her do something she fucking moved. She was still alive. He said that actually fucked him up for a while. Had to go to counseling for it.
Niamh Baszyl WTF
Jesus christ,
He told you what happened after that right? You can't just end a story like that, what happened to her?
My fucking god that's so horrible, did she at least survive?
@@MyMagicCookie6 he said they took her to the hospital and he wasnt sure after that
@@NarutoUzumaki-pl4bu he wasnt sure. They took her to the hospital and that was the last he heard
The first story: **exists**
Me: Alright, see y'all in therapy
why people is overexeggrating the first story there is no trauma inducing stuff at all
^ don't go in this guy's room.
Major Pwner me?
I feel really bad for the old guy who died. Sometimes I worry about my oboe teacher because hes very old but at least I check in with him every week. Still, nobody deserves the sludge.
He didn’t make a cop cry. The memory made the cop cry.
But he made him remember... and there are things we just want to forget
The only true way to make a cop cry while beating the shit out of you? Drive up in a loaded donut truck open the back and set fire to it while they watch
Geist 88 its only for americans
A cop once told me a story where they were dispatched to a neighborhood to investigate a very pungent smell they checked one of the houses and when they opened the door a swarm of flies came out, inside a man had been dead on the couch for several weeks and was very rotten, said the guy's skin had become black (he was white), he had rotted into the couch and there were stalagtites of rotten flesh forming on the basement ceiling beneath him, neighbors had just assumed he was on vacation or something of the sort
The cop said that memory will always be stuck with him
"stalactites of rotten flesh forming on the basement ceiling beneath him"
cap
I'm confused about the last story.
The younger brother was watching tv, how didn't he notice the house was on fire?
77 34 Kids are so obsessed with screens, they won’t know what’s going on around them.
@@TheUKNutter I can do one better.
Being a contractor, I was on a service call at someone's house across from a large furniture store. As I stepped outside for lunch break, I noticed large bellowing of smoke rising from behind the store. I called the fire department to report the fire.
Keep in mind, there was a police cruiser, right next to the building, and he never noticed.
TheUKNutter yeah I’m not a psychologist but if you can’t tell if your house is on fire because your watching spongebob or some shit like that your brain wiring is fucked
He was sleeping waiting for his older brother to wake him up
Very young children often don't yet quite understand cause and effect.
How come half of this was supposed to be creepy but in the end was just gross sex related things.....
That ain't creepy?
Whats creepy about a cop investigation of some guys c** on the wall?!
Big O i said “sex related” not sexy, someone burning alive isn’t even sex related.
MeowP12 Tbh it’s more disgusting and creepy
At 5:35 he says we wasn't the person who put it on the computer and since he let other people use it how do they know that he was guilty?
I guess we won't know.
If he voluntarily let people use his computer it would be stupid of him to do so...
but wouldn't be the first dumb criminal.
But well if it was someone else what could he do to prove it? Military court is not fun
perhaps the date and time of the files copied/downloaded to the computer
if it was gradual, then it was downloaded on said computer
if the file is there at the same time, they're copied into it from an external drive
the time also shows as a frame of alibi : "Where is he at that time?"
if he's definitely not there at that time, then it's obviously not him
if he's there at that time, then it weighs on him or anyone else in that room at the time
if there's anyone else on that time and place, they become second suspect
Or it could be that he was picked as the person to be made an example of and they threw the book at him.
it was his property so they basically pinned it on him. its a very shitty loop hole on that subject.
Possession laws in the US
0:28 genuinely thought this was a cop that was at my childhood home during a situation where my mom and uncle (both late teens) got into a fight and pepper sprayed each other because my older uncle ate the last piece of cheese pizza, and my mom got pissed because her younger brother (like 4 years old) didn't get a piece of pizza yet, so she pepper sprayed my uncle and they both got peppers prayed and had a huge fight, police came. Fond memories. RIP mom.
CUM_ROOM
Ohhh I really think you wish it was your house
That last story: Hi class, I'm dad.
Sorry. Had to throw a dad joke in there. Humor makes me forget how utterly bonkers the human race can be. Like that dude that killed his gf and her family and friend.
Bonkers is a good word for it. Went through all that trouble and didn't even dissect them into tiny cubes and eat them.
The comments here are insane
Fuck Yea I’d respond with your name alone, but your comment here is just too good
3:50
Instantly recognized this case. The horrorcore killer. He never even changed his clothes he killed in when he went to the airport.
Fire department uncle, house fire , 1 dead/missing. Fire gets put out, now they have to find the dead guy to confirm/remove it. Turns out the guy died right in front of the door and everyone has been walking around with this guys bunt flesh on their shoes for about an hour. He said it looked like burnt lasagna that you cut with a poorly edged spatula.
Ooof rip
Ew
oh man to die right in front of the door
So close but yet so far... oh man that's disgusting tho
@@karenwinfield3170 yea. I would nit like to touch my shoes
First cop's name is SwagyYOLO. I just love the fact that there is an Officer SwagyYOLO out there keeping our streets safe.
Not a cop, (and I wasn't born yet when it happened.)
My Dad (when he was a teen or early adult) found a cow in the basement. Apparently, my late grandpa stole the cow, placed it in the trunk of his car somehow, & wrestled the thing into the basement. Not sure how he did it. The cow was livid & tried to escape, but was somehow put in a headlock.
Later the cow was served for dinner & other meals. The basement was covered in blood & everything. Took a while to clean it, from what I heard.
Not sure how any land lords or neighbors didn't notice my grandpa wrestling a cow into the basement; I believe at the time, my Dad's family was living in some kind of apartment building, like most immigrants did in NY. Unless it was after the apartment fire & moving to a suburban home.
Where he stole the cow from, I'll never know. But I assume it was delicious.
The poor cow. I'm not a tree hugger but my gosh that makes me sad.
I mean... god damn a whole cow just for one fam?
During the depression you gotta do what you gotta do!
@@WikterRor2807 One BIG fam, honestly. My Dad is 1 of 7 kids.
@@majorpwner241 True
Nobody:
Ads for youtube: “OMG THIS IS SO ADDICTING 😂”
“BROTHER VS SISTER 😂😂😂”
“IF YOU BEAT THIS YOU ARE A VERIFIED GOD”
Game ads suck and is false advertising
And we all know it
Also WhY iS tHiS sO hArD
Pffft and my mom said I should b a cop
My mom didnt want me to be one because shes afraid I might be murder by some drug dealer or something
Last Drop. You should still do it, the funny ass calls will outweigh the bad ones
@Sentient being oh shit
FYI people. An ARREST warrant is not the same thing as a SEARCH warrant.
Years back I was staying the night at my cousin's place, pretty much was a weekly thing. We'd drink beer all weekend playing Street Fighter and Tekken all night. Always heard the old lady that lived above him coughing real loud. A few weeks go by and we realize we hadn't heard her coughing and joked about her falling and not being able to get up or something. I'm taking a shit in the restroom and get startled by a maggot crawling around, look all around the restroom, see nothing, notice one fall from the vent above. Call cousin over and show him, his girlfriend freaks and calls the cops. They go in and run out vomiting, we were outside watching them.
Poor old lady passed away and her family didn't care enough to check on her or anything. The smell was so bad it started to seep into their apartment. They gave my cousin this real weird looking thing that looked like a fan/heater that attempts to neutralize the smell. Never gonna forget that.
The last one is so sad because I just imagine the older brother is forever gonna blame himself for his little brothers death
I'm waiting for the guy who searched Joseph fritzls crib
it makes me happy to see how many people's attention span ended at the first anecdote
plot twist
There was no house
It was drywall cum
Breath: (noun) air held in or drawn into and expelled from lungs
Breathe: (verb) to draw air into and expel air from the lungs.
They are not the same thing, one is a physical thing, the other is an action. Why can nobody ever figure this out?
nOt A cOp BuT...
My BroThEr iS a cOp
Toupppoux poux any storys?
I can imagine one day someone asking on reddit what it feels like to be raped or something and someones gunna respond with "i wasnt the one getting raped but".
It really bothered me. It clearly says Cops from redit and 30% of the comments aren't from pollice officers.
@@lasamisalagne7377 ho no lol I was just refering to one post
In the book Helter Skelter Vincent bugliosi included some photographs from Spahn Ranch when they searched the place and took in most of the Manson family at that time. For the longest time the police did not find Charlie. Eventually one of them thought something looks suspicious about a small low cabinet-- in the kitchen I think it was.
They open to the cabinet and found him contorted into a very small space that was about to square feet total a little less than that.
Now Charlie was a small guy but you wouldn't think he was as small as all that...
Not a cop...but was told a story about how when they walked into the house to search...the walls had pictures of “bestiality” and also one in the restroom...framed and everything 🤭
Not a cop, nor a reddit user, not anything at all. I just wanted to say "Hi, mom".
@@soullessSiIence hi daddy
U mean like in the human centipede
Oh yea ...its illegal.
@@______-hg1gy eww
That last one was probably theraputic for the cop. If the author of that post ever reads this.. it at least probably helped him put in something in to words that he probably otherwise never awknowledged. Or awknowledged as little as possible
9:23 free ride and bracelets
All it takes is to slap a cop! Why don’t I think of that
Everytime I click on these videos I expect it all to be funny memes forgetting what they truly are.
No music or outro made this ten times as creepy...
Yeah, just don’t acknowledge the vibrator laying on the bedroom floor... (and try not to giggle as a police officer LOL)
11:50 *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
7:07 - And this is why you should *ALWAYS* wear your ducking seatbelt!!!
10:19 - God, the things human beings are capable of!
13:45 - "One blew this way, the other blew that way." I'm not quite sure what to do with that one.
...
All of these are weird, funny, or just wtf.
Keen observation, Watson...
6:50 ugh the word sludge in this sentence just makes me gag, I’m usually not squeamish at all but oh my good lord that’s mank 🤮
I just can't even imagine how someone would become... well, sludge. Did he melt from the heat? Did he get crushed?
Rashid Alharmoodi yeah is disgusting
“My creepy story isn’t that scary”
Proceeds to comment on how scary the house was
There are things you can't express via story
Damn, that story with the old guy that nobody noticed was dead for 5 months. That breaks my heart.
That's like my biggest fear, dying alone. Not necessarily dying without a romantic partner, just dying without family or friends.
I know right? I'm good currently living with family and a bf. But this just makes me wanna message and check up on my friends that I haven't seen/talked to in months...
@@ChyouRose
You and me are exactly the opposite.
I don't like people knowing I exist, hell, if you search my name on Google you get 3 results.
There's a kind of freedom of being invisible.
You can just up and leave whenever you want and only a couple people will notice.
"Cops if red-"
Everyone telling the story:
"Not a cop but my friend's dad's uncle's best friend's daughter's 3rd grade teacher's grandpa's physical therapist's sister's coworker's dog's cat's mouse's human friend's cousin's doctor's mom's friend's son who is a cop once told me-"
"until they called the hazmat crew to get the body"
That isn't even a _body_ at that point.
Me: clicks on video and sees first clip.
*internally screams in confusion*
3:25 this persons use of "murder" for murder, murderer, and murdered frustrates me immensely.
lol
Nice!
That first story, wth.
I’m not a cop but have a story.
My brother bought a house a few years back. An ex rental. He’d just moved in about a week or so when he was raided by local cops. They had a warrant to search but for the people that had rented it. My brother permitted the search just so the cops knew he wasn’t involved in drugs. They had obviously received a tip as they concentrated on one particular part of the yard. They were about to leave when one noticed a different coloured exterior panel on a shed. On removing the panel they found a stash of peyote. This might not seem unusual to most. But this is in Australia. It doesn’t grow here.
Noice 23rd Comment.
*Who else wants to be a cop like me*
For the first story, I legitimately went downstairs and gave my mom a hug just to feel something other than disgust.
The Pepe on the thumbnail looks like me when I eat some takis with a cankersore
Resume omg i did that the other day
Tbh to me the Pepe in the thumbnail looks like me whenever my favourite character in an anime/video game/tv show/comic/book/manga/any media in general dies. (example: L from Death Note)
“Cops, What’s The Creepiest Thing You’ve Found During A House Search?”
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Chad boi: I’m not a cop but...
*sees the begining of the 1st story of this video*
me: I bet its gonna be some incest strory in Alabama.
*finally sees the end of story*
me: *i am utterly shocked and traumatized*
"The one time when incest would have been preferable..."
@@majorpwner241 hate to say it but...I totaly agree with you...
you guys are overexeggrating
Omg....
My boyfriend was rear ended in a hit and run and his butt went completely off the seat and down into the pedals and steering. That's story gave me chills and made me very thankful that his crash wasnt that bad.
12:49
homeowners
Auto speech: ‘Homieowners’
Homieonwars
How do you not notice stuff is burning around you? *insert this is fine meme*
1:41 I was eating.. Key word, WAS.
I haven't heard such a sad story as the last one since... forever. Wow. Really hit me in the feels.
My dad responded to a call where a really obese lady died on the toilet. It was a heart attack. She lived in a really small trailer, so they had to cut out a wall to get to her lol
that last one hit me right in the feels
*"im not goona lie they had us at the first half"*
My favorite was the killer that completely organized the victim by dicing them up and separating the organs in a different bucket. Efficiency!
You can't have "organization" without "organ."
Joe Mama hahahaha, nice!!
Where is the outro? I wanted to comment something about a crying cop followed by dancing pepes!!!!
or a doggo meme
The fumes made it incredibly hard to BRETH, and left me without the ability to BRETH at points. I love text-to-speech