Can't imagine Eric willingly eating anything healthy. On the Dog Whisperer episode he complained about having to eat skinless chicken, steamed vegetables, and salad, comparing it to Auschwitz.
He gets rash ideas and has to prove that he's better than somebody or can outsmart somebody. Pure ego and greed. It's hard to remember him without Butters.
"Butters, I need your help" We-well sure Eric, what's going on?" He agrees to help before listening to what the problem is. We all need a friend like Butters
@@irmiwolf Not really. He isn't afraid of Cartman, in fact he is the only one that consider him his friend (thus why only him calls him "Erik"). He has seen Cartman going downright evil, but at the same time knows he is easily beaten on a direct confrontation. He's just genuinely an overall nice kid.
I worked in real estate. My boss - a very successful realtor told me that the best thing I could do is NOTHING! SAY NOTHING, DO NOTHING - let the people viewing the house put themselves in their own trappings of what THEY THINK the house is for them... This skit is so true! All you need to be a realtor is a phone number!
female realtors mostly they usually know NOTHING about real estate in general they don't know much about developments in the area they could do data search pull up sales history comparable listings etc but when it comes to actually looking at a property with you they can't tell you whether this is worth the investment or not they encourage you do home inspection rely on their expertise this could be costly but it shouldb't be necessary it's just common knowledge a guy is more likely to have handyman or home reno background they could save you a lot of time.
I was talking about this episode recently. I’ve lived in Colorado for 10 years now and finding out stuff from South Park is real is one of my favorite things. I just found out last week that the HotDog that he and his mom move into is a real place and it’s still in business when my coworker went to it recently. It’s Cony Island Hotdogs in Bailey, Co I think.
Cartman's mom really should have cooperated with all the other real estate agents instead of trying to stop him herself because we all know that just yelling at him isn't going to make him stop.
I'm wondering if anybody can help me I've been trying to watch the streaming wars but I'm from the 🇬🇧 and It never aired on comedy central that I'm aware off. How can I watch it because paramount doesn't work in my country I'm so desperate to watch it. Thanks in advance for the advice!
There’s a thing in real estate called “getting the client pregnant”… you just need to get the buyer/seller invested in the process and they do the rest themselves. Help buyers convince themselves the higher price (“having the baby”) is worth it and the inspection matters are typical. Scare sellers that a home sitting on the market too long raises eyebrows. Be selective with the comparable data shared to support it. My advice - identify the rationale spouse (or a friend) to be the neutral voice or devil’s advocate. Also, realize once it’s over, that you’ll probably be happy (even with some near term buyer’s remorse), unless you buy a complete dog.
I would be careful not to lump buyers' agents with listing agents. The buyer agents actually work their butts off. It is a tough job, and they end up doing a lot of work. All the single moms want to be "listing" agents because all they have to do is take a few pics and then sit back and let all the bids come in.
Real state agents should be outlawed. They are one reason prices are so high, and do all kinds of slimey crap. We have the internet, people can get their own MLS.
Cartman's mom is officially the dumbest parent ever. She fails to realize how selfish and cruel her son is and doesn't think having a husband would help her make her parenting better.
She does have a husband, or at least an affair...which Cartman killed him, and then turned him into chili...which was given to his half-brother after that...
@@RichardAlvino-y5t Cartman's mom really should consider getting a husband, especially now that they got their house back and Cartman refuses to let his mom have a job.
@@RichardAlvino-y5t First off Cartman's mom never married the guy who was Cartman's biological dad because he was already married. But seriously, why hasn't she ever married anyone in her life?
I love all the idiots in the comments ignoring the mountains of paper work that come with being a realtor. Not to mention the never ending stream of phone calls to and from 50 different people 24/7.
Apparently everybody in the comments knows everything about buying and selling a house 🤣. I'm sure there are cases where the realtor is a total ditz/douche, but definitely not all. The realtor I've used for buying/selling my last 3 properties is very knowledgeable.
After buying a house the amount of work they do for me while I work really helps out just saying when you have tons of money you don't need one even then you do 😂 current south park isn't like old south park the stuff they make fun of isn't relatable anymore 😂
They’re necessary for facilitating paperwork and transactions and for giving good advice on housing. They know price per sqft in the area, historical home values and the local market. They do have SOME value that can’t be just done with Zillow but it’s not a lot. Personally I’m pissy with realtors for hiding previous home sales prices lately. I noticed a Lennar neighborhood near me with homes sold in the 400-450k range 2 years ago they’ve hidden that fact on the homes for sale at 750-850k. As in they’ve hidden that 2 years ago the houses sold for HALF basically to try to get some stupid buyer to purchase a 4K sqft home at 850k
Being a Realtor is hard. Many dont have the skills. 9 out of 10 realtors fail. Finding clients and having them trust you and knowing what to offer on a house or list a house for a science. I used to think real estate was easy but its harder than it looks.
Considering the crap load of money they make for the minuscule amount of work these “agents” (thieves) do, there has never been a more accurate SP episode. And they’re all accurate so that says a lot! 😂
The word “real” only modifies the word “estate”, as in, “I own real estate.” I think it’s necessary to distinguish it from intangible property like company shares that could be part of someone’s property or estate.
@@zach2733 no we all started the business at the same time and it’s my food product. Stop arguing over your failures. Just accept it. Blame your mom not randoms.
The fact you ask this means you have never bought nor sold a house. The agent is useless, uninformed and uneducated sales conman. The lawyers involved are just fleeces with degrees. Honestly if anything should be on block chain it should real estate.
@@Rybob1987 average people don’t understand real estate law or contracts. For instance, sellers can be sued years after selling their home because certain facts about the home weren’t disclosed to the buyer. There is much more to it then selling it at a certain price
People who say being a real estate agent is easy clearly have never fucking done it, it’s hard work to get listings you have to prospect over the phone all day to get a potential seller use the right dialogue understanding real estate terminology, ask open questions, and when you do get a listing you have to sign a form 6 and manage your vendors, your buyers and then prospect over the phone to find the right buyers and invite them to your open home, negotiating offers, providing appraisals for other peoples houses, and trying to get more listings work 6 days a week get abused over the phone no one likes you, if I had a dollar for every time someone told me to F off I’d be a millionaire
"I am your job"🤣
She quits
that kills me everytime 🤣
"I didn't have anything to eat except Nutella"
*Cuts immediately to a fruit bowl in the background😂😂😂
Could've been a bowl of plastic fruits
Eric dont eat fruits
@@Str4t0sPh3rE Eric eats only junk food.
Can't imagine Eric willingly eating anything healthy. On the Dog Whisperer episode he complained about having to eat skinless chicken, steamed vegetables, and salad, comparing it to Auschwitz.
@@johnwiesner9590fruit isn’t healthy it’s all sugar
This perfectly captures how lazy but simultaneously ambitious Cartman is
Same thing on the Dikinbaus episode.
He gets rash ideas and has to prove that he's better than somebody or can outsmart somebody.
Pure ego and greed.
It's hard to remember him without Butters.
He can do literally anything he sets his mind to
@@ronaldkonkoma4356ok
I think that's me tbh. Oh god no!!! I can't be cartman
Remember, the most important part about being a real-estate agent is getting your picture taken.
"Butters, I need your help" We-well sure Eric, what's going on?"
He agrees to help before listening to what the problem is. We all need a friend like Butters
Butters is absolutely terrified of Cartman and will always agree with anything Cartman says, fearing the fallout of not following Cartmans demands.
maybe you should be like butter
@@irmiwolf Not really. He isn't afraid of Cartman, in fact he is the only one that consider him his friend (thus why only him calls him "Erik"). He has seen Cartman going downright evil, but at the same time knows he is easily beaten on a direct confrontation. He's just genuinely an overall nice kid.
@irmiwolf When Eric wanted to "work" at the ice cream shop, Butters sure hesitated when asked by the manager if Eric is trustworthy and reliable.
2:43, I love that it’s a literal version of the saying “breaking your back” over something simple and trying too hard.
I worked in real estate. My boss - a very successful realtor told me that the best thing I could do is NOTHING! SAY NOTHING, DO NOTHING - let the people viewing the house put themselves in their own trappings of what THEY THINK the house is for them... This skit is so true! All you need to be a realtor is a phone number!
Don’t know a single person who likes realtors besides themselves
Realtors are the strippers of sales.
Realtors, lawyers and politicians have to be the most hated jobs in existance.
female realtors mostly they usually know NOTHING about real estate in general they don't know much about developments in the area they could do data search pull up sales history comparable listings etc but when it comes to actually looking at a property with you they can't tell you whether this is worth the investment or not they encourage you do home inspection rely on their expertise this could be costly but it shouldb't be necessary it's just common knowledge a guy is more likely to have handyman or home reno background they could save you a lot of time.
wait wait wait... So you mean to tell me... All i need to do to be a real estate agent is do exactly what Cartman does here?!
FINALLY making fun of money hungry real estate agents haha
Hahaha people gotta make that dough
“It’s fucking legal theft” hahaha
6% of an entire sell and buy of a house. Most of the paperwork they don’t even know
@@fuzzytop4746 Yeah, that's what the lawyers take money for.
“What job could you possibly have? You don’t know how to do anything!”
“Im a real estate agent”😂
Facts
If I had a dollar for everyone I know who became a real estate agent in the past 3 years…
Butters is such a solid dude 😂
my boy is always there to help
dude literally broke his back for a photo op
He was dumb enough to think that Eric Cartman is an actual real estate agent.
In Colorado everyone and their neices and nephews are real estate agents.
Hoping to sell expensive properties in ski areas like Aspen, Breckenridge, and Vail.
The boom, then bust...
@@johnwiesner9590I went to Aspen for my honeymoon and holy shit I think everyone I saw was a realestate agent haha
@@DropDatBass commission on a single property could be a years worth of income up there. Everyone wants to be the one to sell you some shit
As they should be. Easiest enough to get the license yourself so you don’t have to pay someone else the fees
I’ve been watching South Park literally since it came out and I’ve never thought “how does Cartman’s mom pay for their life?”
They've been literally telling us the whole time.
Ever heard of child support and alimony brother
You guys have no ideas for how long I have thought of the same thing that real estate is the easiest job in the world.
Until... you live in a state where you have to have a brain and pass those tests.
@@LS7AIeven thats not that hard
Have at it, fella. I've been an agent for 26 years. I lost my hair, my mind, I drink a lot and I struggle with anxiety. Cheers.
@jrock2264 4 years myself, high stress, working 7 days a week, and your job is tied to the economy. Cheers 🍻
@@JDhero Well, friend, if you've made it the past 4 years you will make it. The last 4 years have been the hardest years in real estate. Kudos to you!
"I been home for 45 minutes and all I have is Nutella" 😂😂 I have been there lol 😆
Yeh I thought you looked gay anyway
I was talking about this episode recently. I’ve lived in Colorado for 10 years now and finding out stuff from South Park is real is one of my favorite things. I just found out last week that the HotDog that he and his mom move into is a real place and it’s still in business when my coworker went to it recently. It’s Cony Island Hotdogs in Bailey, Co I think.
They nailed the covid housing bubble
@@ExtremelyAverageMan but all states are popping right now. Because we have a covid housing bubble
There is no bubble!
@@Sonofawildanimal oh brother...
"I'm your job" is what every dog says 😆
tbh Butters is Cartmans best friend
bruh
Cartman's right, I'm pretty sure anyone can be a real estate agent, considering basically every loser on my facebook feed is a real estate agent now.
Most aren't successful at it though
2:21 I love how you can hear Matt laughing
2:54 😂😂😂😂
Talk about back breaking lol
This is really accurate especially the city people thinking $1.3M is a bargain for a 3 bedroom house
This is one of their best scenes
South Park just killed "Cortado" for me, I will never drink that again 😂
Considering how the agents here in any estate visited didn't know shit about it it can't be too hard for real
"I'm your job" - I spat my drink out.
Cartman's mom really should have cooperated with all the other real estate agents instead of trying to stop him herself because we all know that just yelling at him isn't going to make him stop.
“Legal theft” exactly 👍 Car sales, not sure what’s worse.
I got my real estate license sitting on the toilet. That’s how talentless and effortless it is to be a real estate agent.
Being successful at sales is totally different than passing test
@@MbisonBalrog Unless you’re in real estate… spread the word, woman.
@@MbisonBalrog properties sell themselves. You have to do nothing but show the property and look nice. Easiest overpaid job.
@@fastdrumming you have do that better than the gazillion other agents out there
@@fastdrummingfinding the clients and knowing what price to list it is a science that many people can't do. That'd why 9 out of 10 realtors fail
This might be the greatest, most truest thing, South Park has ever said. 100%
Cartmans interest in photography is so funny lol
Who else is here for Cartman's real estate pose? 😃 (1:55-1:57, 2:12-2:14, 2:20-2:23)
They. Don’t. Do. Anything.
😂epic
Literally anyone can be a real estate agent
@wynn1587🤣🤣
You have to pass a state exam and score above 70. The pass rate is 50% in California
@@MostlyLukeso literally anyone
@@julyexly5160test questions are like:
1) I should wear clothes to the open house. True or False
@@MostlyLuke so be at least a D average student
It's all in the back arch.
I can't believe they invented Tim Dillon
Where tf did Cartman get all that camera equipment? 🤣
Butters and cartman always the best 😂😂
The music they play during the real estate segments reminds me of both GTA 5 and some of the real estate vids on here.. it sounds so familiar 😅
I’m dying inside because I tried Real Estate for 5 months during the pandemic…in Florida 😂😂😂😂😂
30+ years in the business. This is hilarious
In Australia, real estate agent is pronounced C-U-N-T
Definitely true on the residential side however, commercial real estate is it’s on animal
All about connection. Connection is all about volume. Make as many contacts no matter how trivial.
Most parasitic job ever
I'm wondering if anybody can help me I've been trying to watch the streaming wars but I'm from the 🇬🇧 and It never aired on comedy central that I'm aware off. How can I watch it because paramount doesn't work in my country I'm so desperate to watch it. Thanks in advance for the advice!
VPN
Pirate it
123 movies
I thought all South Park episodes got moved to the Uk paramount plus streaming service.
torrent dude!
True, it legal theft. Free money.
There’s a thing in real estate called “getting the client pregnant”… you just need to get the buyer/seller invested in the process and they do the rest themselves. Help buyers convince themselves the higher price (“having the baby”) is worth it and the inspection matters are typical. Scare sellers that a home sitting on the market too long raises eyebrows. Be selective with the comparable data shared to support it. My advice - identify the rationale spouse (or a friend) to be the neutral voice or devil’s advocate. Also, realize once it’s over, that you’ll probably be happy (even with some near term buyer’s remorse), unless you buy a complete dog.
I’ve seen videos about what those “real estate agents” do
I actually had bottled water and edamame at my Open House recently. People died!
I’m convinced this episode is how butters learned to be good at selling NFTs
City people - South Park S25E03
My ex is in the real estate scam and she's a total idiot.
Maybe I should be a realtor
It doesn't say the season or the episode wtf
Yea Bob says he just mails us the check and we cash it.
OMG Its MeetKevin!
They took his jobs
It's funny because it's true.
His mums face 😂😂😂
If you look at the whole series butters parents treat him like shit. And Eric treats his mom like shit
Legal theft!! LOL.. Facts!
NOT quite lol
Kinda true any idiot can become a real estate agent.
Serious question. Is it really as easy to become a real estate agent as Cartman makes it out to be?
I love this, third time watching
Lol. REAL-TY...NOT REELA-TEE...
And all Real Estate agents use photos that are 20 years old.
I’ve thought about doing real estate during my summers (I’m a teacher) because I realize it’s the biggest racket in America
I would be careful not to lump buyers' agents with listing agents. The buyer agents actually work their butts off. It is a tough job, and they end up doing a lot of work. All the single moms want to be "listing" agents because all they have to do is take a few pics and then sit back and let all the bids come in.
Thank you, friend.
Being a “listing agent” isn’t easy also…. I mean you have to do the prospecting to find potential clients
Real state agents should be outlawed. They are one reason prices are so high, and do all kinds of slimey crap. We have the internet, people can get their own MLS.
@@SomeUserNameBlahBlah That's your opinion. I respectfully disagree with you.
@@SomeUserNameBlahBlah real estate agents are the "buffer" between buyers and sellers.
Cartman's mom is officially the dumbest parent ever. She fails to realize how selfish and cruel her son is and doesn't think having a husband would help her make her parenting better.
She does have a husband, or at least an affair...which Cartman killed him, and then turned him into chili...which was given to his half-brother after that...
@@RichardAlvino-y5t But Cartman's dad was already married and Cartman grinded his wife into chili too.
@@RichardAlvino-y5t Cartman's mom really should consider getting a husband, especially now that they got their house back and Cartman refuses to let his mom have a job.
@@RichardAlvino-y5t First off Cartman's mom never married the guy who was Cartman's biological dad because he was already married. But seriously, why hasn't she ever married anyone in her life?
I love all the idiots in the comments ignoring the mountains of paper work that come with being a realtor. Not to mention the never ending stream of phone calls to and from 50 different people 24/7.
Apparently everybody in the comments knows everything about buying and selling a house 🤣. I'm sure there are cases where the realtor is a total ditz/douche, but definitely not all. The realtor I've used for buying/selling my last 3 properties is very knowledgeable.
After buying a house the amount of work they do for me while I work really helps out just saying when you have tons of money you don't need one even then you do 😂 current south park isn't like old south park the stuff they make fun of isn't relatable anymore 😂
Real Estate agent are kinda pointless for real...
With the internet, they are no longer needed.
That’s basically they same thing as saying car salesmen are pointless
@@MayorMcheese12 Car salesmen are pointless.
You only think that because you haven't met one with a card as cool as Eric's.
They’re necessary for facilitating paperwork and transactions and for giving good advice on housing. They know price per sqft in the area, historical home values and the local market. They do have SOME value that can’t be just done with Zillow but it’s not a lot. Personally I’m pissy with realtors for hiding previous home sales prices lately. I noticed a Lennar neighborhood near me with homes sold in the 400-450k range 2 years ago they’ve hidden that fact on the homes for sale at 750-850k. As in they’ve hidden that 2 years ago the houses sold for HALF basically to try to get some stupid buyer to purchase a 4K sqft home at 850k
Being a Realtor is hard. Many dont have the skills. 9 out of 10 realtors fail. Finding clients and having them trust you and knowing what to offer on a house or list a house for a science. I used to think real estate was easy but its harder than it looks.
I've been saying for years this job is a scam
Considering the crap load of money they make for the minuscule amount of work these “agents” (thieves) do, there has never been a more accurate SP episode.
And they’re all accurate so that says a lot! 😂
spineless gangster should have no problem bending their back...
Why do Americans call an estate agent a “real” estate agent, is it to differentiate between estate agents which aren’t real?
The word “real” only modifies the word “estate”, as in, “I own real estate.” I think it’s necessary to distinguish it from intangible property like company shares that could be part of someone’s property or estate.
LOL
You become a realtor when you fail in life.
What do you do for work? 🙂
@@zach2733 I own southern kitchen. Family owned. Made about 330k last year. Have nice blondies doing my dishes and mopping.
@@Pusha-lh7tg so you inherited a cash cow. Got it 👍
@@zach2733 no we all started the business at the same time and it’s my food product. Stop arguing over your failures. Just accept it. Blame your mom not randoms.
@@Pusha-lh7tg sure. I’ll blame my mom for my “failures” and you can credit yours to your “success” 😂
Without real estate agents how else will homes get sold? It seams like it’s easy but someone’s gotta do it
The owner can advertise it themselves and cut out the middle man
Think craigslist or Facebook marketplace but for property. Home owners can do it themselves.
The fact you ask this means you have never bought nor sold a house. The agent is useless, uninformed and uneducated sales conman. The lawyers involved are just fleeces with degrees. Honestly if anything should be on block chain it should real estate.
@@Rybob1987 average people don’t understand real estate law or contracts. For instance, sellers can be sued years after selling their home because certain facts about the home weren’t disclosed to the buyer. There is much more to it then selling it at a certain price
@W P that's what solicitors are for
Didn't know Africans had access to comedy central
People who say being a real estate agent is easy clearly have never fucking done it, it’s hard work to get listings you have to prospect over the phone all day to get a potential seller use the right dialogue understanding real estate terminology, ask open questions, and when you do get a listing you have to sign a form 6 and manage your vendors, your buyers and then prospect over the phone to find the right buyers and invite them to your open home, negotiating offers, providing appraisals for other peoples houses, and trying to get more listings work 6 days a week get abused over the phone no one likes you, if I had a dollar for every time someone told me to F off I’d be a millionaire
Anyone else hate Cartman?
:)
This is anti semitic dog whistling
go back to Israel
@@RakeshSingh-lj4hh chances that he is not Israeli or Jewish in general
realestate agent is something anyone can become, and noone should be....
I’d rather work at McDonald’s than be a real estate agent.