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  • @caelanregister4966
    @caelanregister4966 4 роки тому +14322

    My absolute favorite part of this is how the guy assumes pretty much right away that he’s being made fun of, meanwhile Cartman is actually being 100 percent sincere with everything he’s saying.

    • @sn1p1n
      @sn1p1n 2 роки тому +34

      ain't got no comments 🌚

    • @randomango2789
      @randomango2789 2 роки тому

      @@sn1p1n U ain’t got no bitches

    • @sn1p1n
      @sn1p1n 2 роки тому +29

      @@randomango2789 we both know you ain't got any either

    • @chasejackson7248
      @chasejackson7248 Рік тому +17

      Now how does it look like now that they are getting paid.

    • @mishmash9397
      @mishmash9397 Рік тому

      You are delusional

  • @drbeard4505
    @drbeard4505 6 років тому +54181

    This was a pretty brutal piece of satire.

    • @supersizesenpai
      @supersizesenpai 6 років тому +4562

      Brutal but very very true. Colleges make a fortune of their athletes and the students don't get paid a dime.

    • @cstgraphpads2091
      @cstgraphpads2091 6 років тому +639

      @@supersizesenpai Disingenuous load. Students volunteer to be athletes, also paying them to play takes away the point of being at college (academic achievement). How many students who earn top marks in academics get paid for their work? Are student actors slaves too because people pay to see them perform?

    • @Myndir
      @Myndir 6 років тому +1651

      So are you saying that colleges don't make a fortune from their athletes or that students do get paid a dime?

    • @rc5924
      @rc5924 6 років тому +507

      @@supersizesenpai don't get paid a dime? They get a free college education for playing a fucking game.

    • @rc5924
      @rc5924 6 років тому +151

      @@interestingcommentbut....7378 they could get decent grades and a scholarship, or take out loans like the rest of us. College athletes don't deserve payment beyond the free education. If you don't like other people making money off it stop watching it on tv

  • @timmcdonald958
    @timmcdonald958 6 років тому +24547

    Legend has it that Leonardo DiCaprio based his Django character off of cartman

    • @exodustimes4266
      @exodustimes4266 6 років тому +629

      Tim McDonald There is also a legend, that some idiots in the comment section think that this clip is based off red dead redemption.

    • @BigGabaGool
      @BigGabaGool 4 роки тому +44

      Oh most definetly lol

    • @Gabeghouls
      @Gabeghouls 4 роки тому +226

      Hahah and this came out before Django so it checks out 👍

    • @Shredow2
      @Shredow2 4 роки тому +185

      Well, we know that Samuel L. Jackson's character was based off of Mister Ruckus from the Boondocks.

    • @DB-cx6uc
      @DB-cx6uc 4 роки тому +88

      Candieland, cartmanland, coincidence? I think not

  • @meadbert
    @meadbert Рік тому +6161

    South Park actually won. Athletes are now paid for their name and likeness. Incredible.

    • @angelicabomination1699
      @angelicabomination1699 9 місяців тому +32

      A percent of the profit or the gross?

    • @johnb7794
      @johnb7794 8 місяців тому +52

      $600 lol

    • @ShloppyShmeat
      @ShloppyShmeat 8 місяців тому +41

      As of seconds ago, they can now get paid directly by the school

    • @oddballskull1941
      @oddballskull1941 8 місяців тому +75

      South park wasnt in the fight..wtf they just shared their opinion? Its not like the world saw this and went "you know what lets make the change..for south park"

    • @hubris6567
      @hubris6567 7 місяців тому

      ​@@oddballskull1941more people saw it and more people that cared finally got the wheels moving? It might not be the sole reason but people underestimate advertisements, mind-share, publicity, its a billion-dollar industry

  • @snjikov
    @snjikov 5 років тому +14726

    "Look, there are good reasons why our student athletes cannot be paid young man!"
    "I ain't argueeein', if they got paid then how do we make all our money, right?"

    • @ExcaliburDarkspine
      @ExcaliburDarkspine 4 роки тому +542

      "We do *not* own slaves, and we have no desire to own slaves!"

    • @briansilva3344
      @briansilva3344 4 роки тому +224

      @@ExcaliburDarkspine Techinally, if they are on scholarship, colleges would be paying their tuition (under certain guidelines), which can be a form of payment.

    • @billylee4460
      @billylee4460 4 роки тому +148

      @@ExcaliburDarkspine screw you sir, im going home

    • @thearabianrapper
      @thearabianrapper 4 роки тому +907

      @@briansilva3344 that's like saying you shouldn't be paid for work because you're getting health insurance

    • @Durante_di_Alighiero
      @Durante_di_Alighiero 4 роки тому +61

      @@thearabianrapper No. It's not the same. Tuition for a higher learning institution and healthcare aren't the same damn thing. Get that through your heads.

  • @skipperson4077
    @skipperson4077 4 роки тому +8778

    fun fact: The highest paid state official in most states is either a football coach or a basketball coach...

    • @chineseviruszombie773
      @chineseviruszombie773 3 роки тому +97

      Hi dad

    • @jadecleveland865
      @jadecleveland865 3 роки тому +82

      @@chineseviruszombie773 hi son

    • @Myndir
      @Myndir 2 роки тому +30

      @@jadecleveland865 Hi Not Step-sister.

    • @ellifahmerril6611
      @ellifahmerril6611 2 роки тому +119

      Give them food and circusry and they won't revolt.

    • @Jajaky
      @Jajaky 2 роки тому +57

      I’d challenge you to find a state who’s highest paid employee isn’t a coach. Definitely would find one in the state university. I think like 16 out of 20 of the highest paid state university employees in my area are sports related

  • @brianramirez8255
    @brianramirez8255 5 років тому +17084

    cartman is the greatest animated character of all time

  • @3bladeninja21
    @3bladeninja21 Рік тому +5384

    "Student Ath-o-letes oh ho now thats brilliant sir" really got me 😂😂

    • @jaydrich8115
      @jaydrich8115 Рік тому +25

      Bro straight genius 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @b0kk4
      @b0kk4 Рік тому +10

      Couldn't get the pun here. Also, not a native speaker. Could you explain?

    • @Me-zo8yc
      @Me-zo8yc Рік тому +11

      @ImperialIke My peaches, you done a good job sah!

    • @alexanderwindh4830
      @alexanderwindh4830 11 місяців тому +2

      Love that no matter what character he plays he's always a kid. - That childish surprised enthusiasm when he heard something clever. "oooh there's a loophole here"

    • @alexanderwindh4830
      @alexanderwindh4830 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@ImperialIkeit's sad that people are so.... But it's a treat explanation 😂

  • @bigfreize
    @bigfreize 6 років тому +10225

    7.5 years on and still as poignant as ever. Brilliant commentary on the NCAA.

    • @UnleashthePhury
      @UnleashthePhury 6 років тому +64

      I mean, yeah, nothing has changed.

    • @RekzysTheTitan
      @RekzysTheTitan 6 років тому

      Luc Welner-Monchuk every thing has changed you dull human being.

    • @UnleashthePhury
      @UnleashthePhury 6 років тому +150

      @@RekzysTheTitan What about the NCAA has changed in the last 7.5 years? Did I miss the part where the players are getting cut in on the billions in revenue they generate?

    • @RekzysTheTitan
      @RekzysTheTitan 6 років тому +4

      Luc Welner-Monchuk I’m just disagreeing with everything you say.

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 5 років тому +40

      They recently “allowed” student athletes to receive compensation. I don’t know if it has become equitable anywhere yet though.

  • @jcb5782
    @jcb5782 5 років тому +23641

    “Student Atholetes...Ahha that is brilliant sir.”

    • @caniget100substhx2
      @caniget100substhx2 5 років тому +177

      got me so bad

    • @john1242
      @john1242 5 років тому +205

      I too, have watched the video

    • @ArturoAldacoPerea
      @ArturoAldacoPerea 5 років тому +40

      Not a native English speaker here, what am I missing?, I don't get it ...

    • @Flexie1234
      @Flexie1234 5 років тому +94

      @@ArturoAldacoPerea It's nothing to really catch it's just the accent that makes it funny

    • @mdandrews
      @mdandrews 5 років тому +116

      Arturo Aldaco Perea it’s a statement comparing college athletes to slaves because college athletes put in so much work and get paid nothing, just like slaves. Or so the satire goes, it’s not really that simple though.

  • @vantheman452
    @vantheman452 4 роки тому +6906

    “My peaches what a wonderful office you got yourself heeeyah”

    • @sOzzy-ik2km
      @sOzzy-ik2km 4 роки тому +148

      Van The Man Certainly gotcho self a luuuuucrative business don'tcheeeee

    • @streetlife9297
      @streetlife9297 4 роки тому +32

      This line made me laugh more than i should have

    • @ExcaliburDarkspine
      @ExcaliburDarkspine 3 роки тому +10

      @@Pante09 "Well let me let me get down right to it then"

    • @EpicJake0948
      @EpicJake0948 2 роки тому

      @@sOzzy-ik2km Markiplier: What dialect is that?

    • @4exgold
      @4exgold 2 роки тому

      😅😅love this line

  • @TroubledTrooper
    @TroubledTrooper Рік тому +1665

    "This country was built on the idea that one corporation couldn't hog all the slaves while the rest of us wallow in poverty"
    Damn right !! 😂

    • @MirzaAhmed89
      @MirzaAhmed89 7 місяців тому +38

      "Screw you, sir. I'm going home."

    • @Death...
      @Death... 2 місяці тому +2

      You're walking a tentative rope between ha ha ha and wayament, you're being racist.
      And I both laugh and condemn your comments my good sir! 😤🤬

    • @carlpittenger
      @carlpittenger Місяць тому +2

      *poverteh

    • @dogeknight6000
      @dogeknight6000 2 дні тому

      @@Death...I bet you get invited to a lot of places. It’s satire and your inability to see the satire and only see the race issue then your part of the problem

    • @thato8000
      @thato8000 17 годин тому

      ​@dogeknight6000 not gonna lie it does look kinda racist the way it typed it😅 . Good day sir, I'm going home

  • @ga6257
    @ga6257 6 років тому +11046

    In all seriousness though Cartman offering more for the blacks because it's basketball was genius

    • @denmcx6538
      @denmcx6538 6 років тому +321

      G A but if I get it right, he's offering 40$ for two white Playe... I mean slaves and 50$ TOTAL for ALL blacks xD

    • @Justin-st6og
      @Justin-st6og 6 років тому +33

      Wait explain this episode please.... why was he doing this ?

    • @Dogvinity
      @Dogvinity 6 років тому +248

      @@Justin-st6og Crack Baby Athletic Association?

    • @jesperandren3912
      @jesperandren3912 6 років тому +111

      Justin Cuevas I recommend to watching it. But it’s a mockery of college sport in which they don’t pay their players any money ;)

    • @trippibethea7599
      @trippibethea7599 6 років тому +135

      @@denmcx6538 No you got it wrong, he meant 50 per black

  • @revelation6403
    @revelation6403 3 роки тому +11595

    As a former NCAA athlete, this is 1200% accurate.

    • @jacoblee5796
      @jacoblee5796 3 роки тому +169

      You should be paid to go to college!?

    • @larrote6467
      @larrote6467 2 роки тому +920

      @@jacoblee5796 that is not the issue and you know it

    • @jacoblee5796
      @jacoblee5796 2 роки тому +241

      @@larrote6467 So what is the issue? These kids are getting a free education, free housing and free food. They also get free access to some of the best facilities in the world!

    • @r3dgl4r3__
      @r3dgl4r3__ 2 роки тому +1005

      @@jacoblee5796 That sounds as something Cartman would say

    • @jacoblee5796
      @jacoblee5796 2 роки тому +62

      @@r3dgl4r3__ So kids should be paid to get educated?

  • @JustAGuyProduction
    @JustAGuyProduction 6 років тому +12760

    Only South Park could make tasteful jokes about slavery and child abuse.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 років тому +221

      Let's go chird labor! Clap clap-- clap clap clap.

    • @mackmasters325
      @mackmasters325 6 років тому +63

      >tasteful
      more like socially acceptable

    • @reddog24playa1
      @reddog24playa1 6 років тому +108

      @@mackmasters325 Naw, it's tasteful.

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 6 років тому +31

      @@mackmasters325 please get your head out of your ass already

    • @thawhiteflip
      @thawhiteflip 6 років тому +11

      @@jacencade4019 south park is so cheap and you know it

  • @davidnicholson6680
    @davidnicholson6680 2 роки тому +789

    Cartman clasping his hands behind his back while looking at the picture of the team and using that ridiculous accent never fails to crack me up.

  • @notBROS
    @notBROS 5 років тому +4481

    I always love how Cartman dresses up as "someone".

    • @borealisbassandart2209
      @borealisbassandart2209 4 роки тому +105

      When Cartman acts as someone else its always hilarious 😂😂

    • @ahmedmehri
      @ahmedmehri 4 роки тому +104

      yeah and no one ever notices a 10yo kid passing for an adult

    • @calebkuti7897
      @calebkuti7897 4 роки тому +34

      Reminds me of Bugs Bunny

    • @marcosleon215
      @marcosleon215 4 роки тому +12

      Wonder if American dad copies him with roger on that

    • @calebkuti7897
      @calebkuti7897 4 роки тому +4

      @@marcosleon215 yes although its a creative way to let him out out without being seen as an alien

  • @kreglfromworld
    @kreglfromworld 6 років тому +7312

    "STUDENT A-THU-LEETS"

    • @pyroed7044
      @pyroed7044 6 років тому +131

      That is brilliant sir

    • @Connetification
      @Connetification 4 роки тому +2

      I am an immigrant, I finally learn how to pronounce athlete.

    • @Vuigo
      @Vuigo Рік тому +3

      @@ConnetificationThink “Emmee-grints” hopefully that helps

    • @pimpshrimp4253
      @pimpshrimp4253 10 місяців тому

      why do you think putin and trump is so good friends ? putin has trump on video drinking piss from russian hookers.. thats why trump needs to win....

  • @calebbraunsroth2164
    @calebbraunsroth2164 4 роки тому +2583

    One of the best satirical jokes in the show, and not a single swear word.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 роки тому +21

      "Screw"

    • @bornanagaming3329
      @bornanagaming3329 2 роки тому +21

      @breadandcircuses8127 but this show in particular features heavy swearing, and this scene makes great satire without relying on crude language

    • @Klabbity_Kloots
      @Klabbity_Kloots Рік тому +27

      @@oz_jones "Screw" Hahahahahahaha! Get a load o' this kid! "Screw"! Ahahahahaha!

    • @geopolitix7770
      @geopolitix7770 Рік тому +19

      This is why South Park frustrates me. Its got genuinely excellent satire but it's hidden amongst juvenile dick jokes and filthy language. What a waste

    • @Dakurar
      @Dakurar Рік тому +7

      @@geopolitix7770 Get over it.

  • @DaelinD
    @DaelinD Рік тому +1857

    I love the idea that Cartman is smart enough to do a spot-on caricature of a 19th century plantation owner, including a perfect Louisiana accent, verbose oratory, and the full getup, yet also stupid enough to think that such a personage would still exist in modern day.

    • @Treeeee2008
      @Treeeee2008 Рік тому +64

      Just goes to show how talented he truly is, and he could make a good life for himself if he wasn't so selfish and backwards.

    • @manzion7599
      @manzion7599 Рік тому +51

      …”still exist in the modern age?”
      They could have written Cartman to be wearing khakis, headset and Nike Air-coach sneakers. Same accent. Same point. Modern age accurate but prolly many NCAA fans would miss the point.

    • @plenaryverbalist
      @plenaryverbalist Рік тому +21

      If you think that’s a Louisiana accent, I’d suggest a trip to the state.

    • @ChucklingAway
      @ChucklingAway Рік тому

      @@Treeeee2008you sure are a different breed of dumbass

    • @profd65
      @profd65 Рік тому +4

      I love the idea that people are stupid enough not to realize that this a cartoon.

  • @rftulie
    @rftulie 4 роки тому +2152

    Enjoyed the Southern-fried version of “screw you guys..” etc. that he closed with.

    • @GorgeousRandyFlamethrower-
      @GorgeousRandyFlamethrower- 4 роки тому +77

      "Screw you, suh! I'm goin' home"

    • @155chipmunkz
      @155chipmunkz 4 роки тому +16

      Cartman’s already got a Dixie accent. He just switched it up a little.

    • @ericpaulsen8553
      @ericpaulsen8553 3 роки тому +4

      The subtle thumb movement had me rolling! :-) And I went to CU, so this really was fun to watch on many levels.

  • @michaelgeinopolos6911
    @michaelgeinopolos6911 5 років тому +2096

    A representative from another prestigious institution is here to see you
    *Cartman walks in*

    • @alejandrorivas4585
      @alejandrorivas4585 4 роки тому +64

      WAIT I JUST GOT IT, THE INSTITUTION OF SLAVERY XD

    • @shanethrelfall416
      @shanethrelfall416 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼

    • @shanethrelfall416
      @shanethrelfall416 4 роки тому +2

      @Whatever Works That’s pretty much what comedy is, you ever seen a stand up comedian?

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 3 роки тому +5

      @@alejandrorivas4585
      That's Cartman Orchards Incorporated to you, good sir!

  • @ksphone394
    @ksphone394 6 років тому +3137

    "My peaches what a wonderful office you'vegotyourselfhere" 😂

    • @jcast23
      @jcast23 6 років тому +25

      That is a nice office, though. Look at all those book shelves.

    • @lyrilljackson
      @lyrilljackson 6 років тому +2

      @@jcast23 fucking pretenders all of them

    • @ComradeLeonTrotsky
      @ComradeLeonTrotsky 6 років тому +14

      My peaches. lmao

    • @ronfish8375
      @ronfish8375 5 років тому +16

      "hee-yah" (here)

    • @alexshepherd1801
      @alexshepherd1801 5 років тому +8

      Sum mahty strong-lookin' workers hyere, syah

  • @mountaingod9907
    @mountaingod9907 Рік тому +455

    “My peaches” kills me every time

    • @Hobiexoxo
      @Hobiexoxo Рік тому +8

      Same here. Hundreds of viewings and it never, ever fails to crack me up.

    • @HamPamMaamLambYamBam
      @HamPamMaamLambYamBam 9 днів тому

      Hope you're ok

  • @robbertvandermeijden
    @robbertvandermeijden 4 роки тому +1885

    I always thought this was based on Calvin in Django Unchained, then I realised this is uploaded 2 years before that film released...

    • @spambamkeija634
      @spambamkeija634 4 роки тому +62

      😂😂😂bruh we in the same boat

    • @PolkaDotCupcake4
      @PolkaDotCupcake4 4 роки тому +98

      Matt and Trey are on ANOTHER level

    • @GameslordXY
      @GameslordXY 4 роки тому +182

      Which means Tarantino was inspired by this Episode if Southpark.

    • @Tommy_Chigurh
      @Tommy_Chigurh 4 роки тому +7

      Damn......... 😳😳😳

    • @moralester
      @moralester 4 роки тому +76

      good catch! i started googling and found maybe a homage to this?:
      "For instance, there’s a scene involving a Ku Klux Klan lynch mob that is planning on killing the heroes, but before they do they have a meeting where most of them complain about how they cannot see out of the eye holes in their hoods and it just keeps escalating into ridiculous territory, with one guy paraphrasing South Park’s Eric Cartman by yelling “Fuck you all, I’m going home!”"

  • @DtheEvil
    @DtheEvil 6 років тому +3769

    "Screw you, sir. I'm goin' home." 🤠

    • @couragew6260
      @couragew6260 6 років тому +55

      D the Evil
      The way he moves his hands when he says this😂
      Screw you sir 👇👇
      I'm 👆👆
      Going home 👈👈

    • @Dtt4
      @Dtt4 6 років тому +20

      Probably the last time we'll ever hear it.

    • @goosekevin
      @goosekevin 6 років тому +13

      smh at the people who don't understand how old that line is lol

    • @ezekielduncan2261
      @ezekielduncan2261 4 роки тому +2

      Had me crying lol , great episode man lol

    • @cobeyc.b5946
      @cobeyc.b5946 4 роки тому +2

      There is no southern dandy emoji, sir. That emoji you got there is a cowboy. Them folks resided a good 800 miles west, I do declare.

  • @brady1692
    @brady1692 4 роки тому +3929

    Him lifting a cigar smelling it and tapping his pocket had me in stitches 😂

    • @R41ph3a7b6
      @R41ph3a7b6 Рік тому +2

      Yeah.

    • @R41ph3a7b6
      @R41ph3a7b6 Рік тому +3

      ​@@milesjohnson5487 how funny.

    • @Sahiyena11
      @Sahiyena11 Рік тому +16

      ​@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 Sir, this is a Wendy's and as I'm sure you see there is a very long line. Please pull your vehicle up and we'll have your order out as soon as possible.

    • @AmericanSystems0101
      @AmericanSystems0101 Рік тому

      All hail the beast Elon musk, ​@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5

    • @surfdocer103
      @surfdocer103 Рік тому

      I thought it couldn’t get better, but then the Panderverse was born

  • @mrwednesdaynight
    @mrwednesdaynight 5 місяців тому +106

    Take a moment to recognize how brilliant Trey Parker is here. He is doing Cartman doing a Southern accent. That is some Mel Blanc level of voice acting skill.

  • @kirisuna19
    @kirisuna19 4 роки тому +1466

    1:47 "You think you can do whatever you want just because your corporation is a universitay?" 😂😂😂

    • @4DeMS
      @4DeMS 4 роки тому +88

      This is so real and accurate its sickening

    • @kirisuna19
      @kirisuna19 4 роки тому +5

      @@4DeMS HAHA!!

    • @iandhr1
      @iandhr1 Рік тому +23

      Screw you suh I'm going home

  • @piccoloxnailxkami3617
    @piccoloxnailxkami3617 6 років тому +1693

    0:25 I like how Cartman just takes a cigar.

    • @technomancer3373
      @technomancer3373 6 років тому +8

      Piccolo xNailxKami I really thought that was just a pencil

    • @jonathanallard2128
      @jonathanallard2128 6 років тому +62

      @@technomancer3373 do you whiff pencils?

    • @technomancer3373
      @technomancer3373 6 років тому +40

      Jonathan Allard I’m pretty sure kids sniff pencils

    • @jonathanallard2128
      @jonathanallard2128 6 років тому +20

      @@technomancer3373 lol you're funny I like you

    • @middleagedwhitebloke
      @middleagedwhitebloke 6 років тому +30

      It's not just kids I'm partial to the occasional pencil myself.

  • @mtadams2009
    @mtadams2009 5 років тому +5514

    The NCAA must love this. They are truly slave owners.

    • @ShaneDanger42069
      @ShaneDanger42069 5 років тому +60

      No they aren't

    • @Swiftie.Since.2010
      @Swiftie.Since.2010 5 років тому +79

      You don't know what a slave is, do you?

    • @wetalkinb0utpractice
      @wetalkinb0utpractice 5 років тому +133

      Because choosing to play a game and getting scholarships to do it makes college athletes slaves.

    • @jerico80
      @jerico80 5 років тому +358

      @@wetalkinb0utpractice maybe.... if your whole plan all along is making billions off them.

    • @wetalkinb0utpractice
      @wetalkinb0utpractice 5 років тому +161

      @@jerico80 They're greedy, disgusting people running the NCAA, but the players still aren't being forced to work in a field, physically beaten, etc.

  • @Wodz30
    @Wodz30 Рік тому +289

    "just because your CORPORATION is a UNIVERSITY". Fucking BRUTAL take down

  • @CommanderNixon
    @CommanderNixon 4 роки тому +1270

    "You think you can do whatever you want because your corporation is a universitah"
    That went over my head the 1000 times i've seen this before

    • @douglassmithe9799
      @douglassmithe9799 4 роки тому +10

      I don't get it

    • @CommanderNixon
      @CommanderNixon 4 роки тому +180

      @@douglassmithe9799 Universities cant be corporations, that would imply that the colleges are a for-profit business rather than a place of learning

    • @douglassmithe9799
      @douglassmithe9799 4 роки тому +8

      @@CommanderNixon Ahh ok

    • @waynewayne8419
      @waynewayne8419 4 роки тому +143

      @@CommanderNixon lol American universities are for profit from what I’ve seen lmao.

    • @CommanderNixon
      @CommanderNixon 4 роки тому +16

      @@waynewayne8419 For Profit is a much different distinction than being legally considered a "Corporation" and I didnt even mention for/non-profit to begin with, so no clue where you pulled that out from.

  • @E_3
    @E_3 5 років тому +925

    "You think you can do what you want just because your corporation is a university"? Jesus...

    • @gavinvalentino1313
      @gavinvalentino1313 2 роки тому +3

      It's ironic you mention the ultimate corporate cop-out *by name.*

    • @matrix91234
      @matrix91234 Рік тому

      Sounds like every MAGA anti intellectual i hear on the internet haha

    • @CruelandCold
      @CruelandCold 7 місяців тому

      ​@@matrix91234lol, there's always one cultist who has to bring American politics into a video that has nothing to do with it.
      I hope you've gotten some mental health help in the year since. At minimum, I hope you've managed to escape the cult

    • @personalemail9329
      @personalemail9329 25 днів тому

      ​@@matrix91234nah that's Beijing Biden and pseudo intellectual Democrats and their tattered states like Cali who cry about *big corporations* in front while jerking off to very corporations behind back for money.

  • @Ikneeslp
    @Ikneeslp 6 років тому +241

    Everything about this is perfection from the music in the beginning, to Cartmans accent and attire, him taking the cigar and putting it in his pocket, it even ended on a great catchphrase

  • @specstar8724
    @specstar8724 11 місяців тому +60

    I can't believe I never noticed that Cartman stole that guy's cigar

  • @GG-lr3gv
    @GG-lr3gv 6 років тому +1722

    UNIVERSITEH
    POVERTEH

  • @Kevn3000
    @Kevn3000 6 років тому +127

    I've been rewatching this scene so many times. The "Student Atholeets" gets me every time.

  • @him050
    @him050 4 роки тому +356

    “It’s quite simple how we get out of paying our slaves. We simply get them to pay us.”

  • @EmperorNapoleon1815
    @EmperorNapoleon1815 11 місяців тому +23

    His versatility is boundless. Well respected, indeed.

  • @jcrowley1985
    @jcrowley1985 6 років тому +4136

    It's worse than slavery. Students take on 5 or 6 figures of non-dischargable debt for the PRIVILEGE of working for free.

    • @TheStapleGunKid
      @TheStapleGunKid 6 років тому +574

      Many of them are getting a free college education for playing. And if they don't like the arrangement they just decline to do it. Why do so many people act like college athletes are forced to play sports? If they don't like playing for the school, then just don't play.

    • @HeronSight
      @HeronSight 6 років тому +361

      @@TheStapleGunKid I think it's a case where if they get injured playing, they then lose their scholarship (most likely in a sports field) and then they are lumped with the debt to try and pass without physicality.

    • @jamesgray7064
      @jamesgray7064 6 років тому +134

      They get scholarships. No debt.

    • @jamesgray7064
      @jamesgray7064 6 років тому +137

      @@HeronSight They don't lose their scholarships if they get injured.

    • @fadxda3226
      @fadxda3226 6 років тому +169

      Yeah of course we all know the story of the student-athletes that are worked two near-death. Forced to marry people they don't know or have any interest in Just to make better children of stock. And don't get me started on the underground college sports Railroad.
      Edit: The comment I made a couple years ago was meant to be sarcastic. I do not think college athletes are slaves that was the point of the sarcasm. A lot of people not able to understand that for some reason .

  • @LongHaulTrucker4Life
    @LongHaulTrucker4Life 3 роки тому +177

    "I'm willing to offer you forty dollars for two of the whites, and fifty for the blacks" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jefftheman8163
    @jefftheman8163 4 роки тому +721

    Season 15 episode 5
    You're welcome

    • @LtUnreal
      @LtUnreal 4 роки тому

      no

    • @jefftheman8163
      @jefftheman8163 4 роки тому +10

      @@LtUnreal of course it is called Crack Baby Athletic Association Season 15 episode 5

    • @LtUnreal
      @LtUnreal 4 роки тому +3

      @@jefftheman8163 o aight ty m8

    • @Majons47
      @Majons47 4 роки тому

      @@LtUnreal they have made it unavailable now, not sure why tho i think its becaus legal/offensive reasons

    • @LtUnreal
      @LtUnreal 4 роки тому +2

      @@Majons47 well now im just gonna torrent it

  • @matchesmalone2625
    @matchesmalone2625 5 місяців тому +7

    “My peaches! What a wonderful office you got yourself ya. Certainly got yourself a lucrative business don’t ye”.
    This his line delivery always a gets me lol

  • @JohnGuts97
    @JohnGuts97 4 роки тому +417

    "Screw you sir, I'm goin home!"

  • @theparabolachampion6757
    @theparabolachampion6757 6 років тому +1785

    It’s nice to see Dutch again

    • @markkuiper7380
      @markkuiper7380 6 років тому

      Dude realy ?

    • @jmong2977
      @jmong2977 6 років тому +84

      Adoring Fan
      *Dutch:* “ I have a plan but we’re gonna need more slav- er... money.”

    • @JoCronje129
      @JoCronje129 6 років тому +71

      Its clearly Leonardo DiCaprio's character in Django

    • @anonymousxaela761
      @anonymousxaela761 6 років тому +7

      @@JoCronje129 No it's Dutch.

    • @chudson8453
      @chudson8453 6 років тому +16

      Anonymous Xaela it has nothing to do Dutch funny enough Dutch isn’t a slave trader whereas the character of Django is and wears the exact outfit and the same accent.

  • @MzDeAndraJhene
    @MzDeAndraJhene 4 роки тому +660

    “Student Ath-o-Leets🤔. hoho naw that’s brilliant suh...”😂😂

    • @tenzinnorsang9727
      @tenzinnorsang9727 4 роки тому +2

      I don’t get it. What does it mean?

    • @haydenpettit3392
      @haydenpettit3392 4 роки тому +18

      @@tenzinnorsang9727 student athletes don’t get paid money but instead make the college they play for millions so the joke is that this man is basically a slave owner a very rich one at that.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 3 роки тому +4

      ​@@haydenpettit3392
      Jokes on you! That dean doesn't have a penny to his name!
      His equities portfolio however...
      No seriously, colleges take the money they steal from the poor gullible morons to buy equities, so they can make free money while making free money.

    • @jaredbruce5559
      @jaredbruce5559 3 роки тому

      @@tenzinnorsang9727 Means nothing, it's just Cartman accent. Black and beautiful is just pretending to be clever.

    • @pinealdreams1064
      @pinealdreams1064 3 роки тому +3

      @@jaredbruce5559 How are they 'pretending to be clever' by just phonetically typing what was likely written on the script pages?
      I swear the internet makes me want to just cut my own head off because it's full of such unneeded hostility.

  • @jordythecat7181
    @jordythecat7181 9 місяців тому +13

    I like how the dean insists that they have "good reasons" not to pay their students, but then doesn't explain a single one of these supposed "good reasons"

  • @mattdag69
    @mattdag69 6 років тому +272

    I love Eric lol. This part made me laugh the way he talks.

  • @immanuelweaver4522
    @immanuelweaver4522 6 років тому +583

    I love Southern Cartman!

  • @BoringMan
    @BoringMan 6 років тому +9400

    You're playing Red Dead redemption too?

    • @geronimowatson.j.4359
      @geronimowatson.j.4359 6 років тому +44

      Yes!.. I looking for a best horse video on youtube and since i have got shooting-video about old western gun, some video about sergio leone's movie ( Well.. so thanks for that, i'm a big fan anyway), some vids about thé civil war To (hum.. learn a lot,so..) and cartman as slave owner..
      But... don't know.......don't like that so Well..

    • @JellyFlshJoshua
      @JellyFlshJoshua 6 років тому +8

      Yeah its great

    • @WingItMan217
      @WingItMan217 6 років тому +3

      BoringMan perhaps

    • @oogachaka3447
      @oogachaka3447 6 років тому +2

      No.

    • @skidoof5252
      @skidoof5252 6 років тому +1

      Yep.

  • @yb3604
    @yb3604 Рік тому +9

    one of their best bits ever and generally a legendary way to make a brilliant, brilliant point

    • @leecarney4373
      @leecarney4373 4 місяці тому

      It’s almost the perfect scene
      Not a wasted word or movement

  • @AI-tc8fv
    @AI-tc8fv 6 років тому +159

    The plantation music is hilarious

  • @Alextamere
    @Alextamere 6 років тому +227

    "i aintttttt arguinnnnn"

    • @legendrexy
      @legendrexy 5 років тому

      😹😹😹

    • @Gnz43
      @Gnz43 5 років тому

      Lmfaooo best line

  • @ericgutierrez247
    @ericgutierrez247 4 роки тому +424

    Lol when Cartman says “I ain’t arguing’!” 😂

  • @martinhess7334
    @martinhess7334 Рік тому +140

    As a former plantation owner, this is 245% accurate...

  • @MartianMoon
    @MartianMoon 4 роки тому +144

    That might be Cartman’s best “screw you I’m goin home” of all time

  • @Indiekiwi
    @Indiekiwi 5 років тому +450

    Love the accent. This is hilarious.

    • @CaptWalker
      @CaptWalker 4 роки тому +4

      I do declare...(Gone with the Wind was still Hollywood BS!)

    • @kragglewulf4105
      @kragglewulf4105 4 роки тому +4

      Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, take your pick lol. I've heard a few like this and lived most of my life in GA.

    • @atoxicsagittarius8708
      @atoxicsagittarius8708 4 роки тому

      Louisiana

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 4 роки тому

      @@CaptWalker It was a very long movie. But i liked it

  • @GZXC993
    @GZXC993 4 роки тому +418

    When I was younger, I used to think that Student-Athletes got paid with free tuition and room and board in the form of scholarships; that's like +$50,000/year for most universities. Then I realized that's like arguing that slaves were compensated for their work with food and shelter.

    • @leonardwei3914
      @leonardwei3914 4 роки тому +30

      Outside of indentured servants, slaves didn't have the choice to enter that arrangement.

    • @thevoxdeus
      @thevoxdeus 4 роки тому +47

      Funny that younger you was the smarter version.

    • @chloechristianson2453
      @chloechristianson2453 4 роки тому +3

      @IAmaPersion exactly, if a slave owner even gave them books and encouraged them to learn he was dealt with by a group of thugs that rode to all plantations just to make sure they were being treated in the excepted way. Terrible.

    • @chloechristianson2453
      @chloechristianson2453 4 роки тому

      @@rhysthomas14 kinda like a good mule

    • @leighbelk769
      @leighbelk769 4 роки тому +8

      @@rhysthomas14 From what I’ve heard, the only real bad slave owners were the plantation owners. They were horrible people to them. The families that usually owned ones slave treated them decently enough. Still, Slavery is terrible.

  • @kennford
    @kennford 5 місяців тому +6

    i love how cartman whispers the quiet part at the phone; the most likely thing to be bugged

  • @stangshorts2504
    @stangshorts2504 4 роки тому +124

    I've watched this so many times. It never gets old 😂😂

  • @johngist3761
    @johngist3761 Рік тому +40

    The melodic cadence has me in tears 😂

  • @dcworld4349
    @dcworld4349 4 роки тому +177

    This is why we need Cartman, he takes things to the out most extremes but it's usually rooted in some dark truth in our current times.

  • @mooski-mooski
    @mooski-mooski Рік тому +9

    I don’t really watch South Park any more but those boys are utter genius and very valuable to the sanity of our species!

  • @humbledpanda2997
    @humbledpanda2997 5 років тому +5001

    He literally offered $20 for white players and $50 for the black athletes lol

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 5 років тому +129

      Humbled Panda Like, “literally?!”

    • @humbledpanda2997
      @humbledpanda2997 5 років тому +319

      @Britannia he said $40 for two of the whites so doing basic math 40 ÷ 2 = 20 or am I wrong?? Help??

    • @yoyo5069
      @yoyo5069 5 років тому +102

      Atholetes

    • @-nCoVakaCorona
      @-nCoVakaCorona 5 років тому +8

      Humbled Panda you’re right

    • @sominboy2757
      @sominboy2757 5 років тому +58

      Well it is basketball.

  • @AirsoftMemeNerd
    @AirsoftMemeNerd 4 роки тому +105

    “Screw you sah, I’m goin home” 😂😂

  • @camarossdriver
    @camarossdriver 3 роки тому +16

    I have now incorporated the phrase "My peaches" into my daily conversations.

  • @countingcards1208
    @countingcards1208 Рік тому +122

    Not only is this a great job, but the unpaid student athletes thing is a great way of raising a real issue. Respect

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 4 роки тому +22

    This is one of the best examples of South Park at it's best as a mouthpiece for satire and social issues.

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 4 роки тому +83

    "Screw you sir, I'm goin' home."
    It's even funnier with the Southern accent.

  • @dustinhouston9577
    @dustinhouston9577 4 роки тому +7

    I liked the throw back of "Screw you guys, I'm going home." Warms my heart lol

  • @jamesofallthings3684
    @jamesofallthings3684 2 роки тому +13

    They really hate hearing the truth.

  • @TheDeathgod01
    @TheDeathgod01 6 років тому +713

    Jeez. I remember this episode coming out. Holy shit. My life changed so much. 7 frigging years.
    I switched to diet Coke.
    Edit: A month ago this video had literally 4 comments....

  • @dannyphantom907
    @dannyphantom907 5 років тому +928

    I love how he pockets a cigar

    • @indianasquatchunters
      @indianasquatchunters 5 років тому +16

      Danny Phantom I like how there are cigars in the first place considering majority of public universities are smoke- free. It’s funny

    • @wes3793
      @wes3793 5 років тому +11

      @@SereneJudo If it's not a cigar, then what is it? Sure looks like a cigar to me.

    • @Fantasylover12248
      @Fantasylover12248 5 років тому +8

      @@SereneJudo So what was it than. It looked like a cigar. Hell the box looked like a cigar box

    • @jameslastname1346
      @jameslastname1346 4 роки тому +3

      @@wes3793 It’s Colorado it’s a blunt

    • @R2G-89
      @R2G-89 4 роки тому +6

      @@Fantasylover12248 Yeah it was a Cigar Humidor, and he took a Montecristo Panetela.

  • @svsps
    @svsps 6 років тому +256

    *Ath-o-letes

  • @Chiefs_fan1595
    @Chiefs_fan1595 11 місяців тому +8

    As a kid I always thought it made sense to not pay them. They’re students playing football just like I was in high school. I was stupid and naive and fed a lie. I recognize now these grown ass adult men were putting their bodies on the line and having their name image and likeness exploited for zero

  • @qwertyupi1
    @qwertyupi1 5 років тому +16

    This is some of the best commentary Social commentary I’ve seen on the ncaas treatment of student athletes

  • @souljahx3987
    @souljahx3987 5 років тому +183

    “I ain’t auguyen”

  • @ali_haq20
    @ali_haq20 6 років тому +235

    "Student atheleets" :D:D:D

  • @jamessisson1186
    @jamessisson1186 2 місяці тому +5

    Ngl this being at the university of Colorado is prophetic

  • @michaelangelo4742
    @michaelangelo4742 4 роки тому +18

    "My peaches what a wonderful office you got yourself ya, certainly got yourself a loocrative business don't ye"

  • @serteshsardrakal2272
    @serteshsardrakal2272 4 роки тому +657

    "We don't own slaves" ah yes unpayed free labor with the possibility of free- I mean better job prospects. HRMMMMMMM this isn't similar to slavery at all lads

    • @audee575
      @audee575 4 роки тому +5

      Not at all our corporations are not intersted in owning slaves

    • @t13596
      @t13596 4 роки тому +10

      I've thought about this comparison as well but at the same time that get paid with experience and a chance to make it to the professional level and then get paid. Yeah but at the same time some might not want to continue and some might not be able to go so in my opinion yeah student athletes should get paid I think. It's not as similar to slavery but it's pretty much free labor because it is the players that make the team while the school makes the money.

    • @serteshsardrakal2272
      @serteshsardrakal2272 4 роки тому +14

      @@t13596 I'm pretty sure there is a definition of slave labor that falls under this

    • @kishredbird3599
      @kishredbird3599 4 роки тому +19

      @@t13596 thats like the old joke of paying music producers with exposure

    • @t13596
      @t13596 4 роки тому +13

      @@kishredbird3599 Yeah pretty good point. My psychology teacher told me that they get paid in experience. But I'm definitely for paying student athletes.

  • @imheresoidontgetfined
    @imheresoidontgetfined 5 років тому +61

    This shit will forever be one of my favorite Cartman moments

  • @dingleberry3662
    @dingleberry3662 3 місяці тому +3

    the best part is South Park even used the Colorado Buffaloes as the mascot LOL. Deion would be happy.

  • @solarestone
    @solarestone 4 роки тому +40

    The fucking fiddles at 00:10 😭

  • @stellasilverbat
    @stellasilverbat 6 років тому +108

    An ad for a college sporting event played before this video lol

    • @HVACSoldier
      @HVACSoldier 6 років тому

      Alex Desjardin That must’ve been a “coincidence.”

    • @iGamingAlliance
      @iGamingAlliance 6 років тому

      We are all hypocrites. We suck.

  • @Redronin1426
    @Redronin1426 Рік тому +11

    "My peaches what a wonderful office you got yourself here" 🤠

  • @ThatOneIsSus
    @ThatOneIsSus Рік тому +34

    The most polite cartman has ever been

  • @iamyourmaster.6795
    @iamyourmaster.6795 4 роки тому +25

    "I ain't arguing" killed me 😂💀

  • @spmbele
    @spmbele 6 років тому +106

    Mah peaches what a wundaful office you got ya'sel heyuh. Cer'enly got ya'sel a LOO'CRUTI bidni don'chi?

    • @tubingforever
      @tubingforever 4 роки тому +4

      HAHAHAHA!!

    • @VoiceOfTheEmperor
      @VoiceOfTheEmperor 4 роки тому +1

      You should try writing Ork dialogue. Just Google it and you'll see what I mean.

  • @Schmidty030
    @Schmidty030 6 років тому +138

    Betina: You want me to treat him like white folk then?
    Big Daddy: NO....that's not what I said.
    Betina: Then I don't know what you want Big Daddy.

    • @Cooz-h1l
      @Cooz-h1l 6 років тому +5

      Schmidty030 yes. You treat him, just like you would jerry!

    • @captain_swaggin4065
      @captain_swaggin4065 6 років тому

      Schmidty030 what’s the reference?

    • @austinfj4564
      @austinfj4564 6 років тому +3

      Captain_swaggin django unchained

    • @puremercury
      @puremercury 6 років тому +2

      "What's that peckerwood's name?"

    • @EdSmith313
      @EdSmith313 6 років тому +1

      Yes. I can see that.

  • @CommanderCentauri
    @CommanderCentauri Рік тому +11

    The way Cartman turns his head as he says stoodent at ooh leets is just hilarious

  • @renaldomatadeen4511
    @renaldomatadeen4511 4 роки тому +57

    2021, EA Sports is bringing back College Football. Once more, Cartman is proven to be a visionary

  • @alhera9000
    @alhera9000 2 роки тому +34

    It kills me everytime he says "my peaches" lol

  • @Max-fb5bm
    @Max-fb5bm 5 років тому +2064

    So basically Cartman's character is a direct reference to Calvin Candie from Django Unchained?

    • @sherlockholmes60
      @sherlockholmes60 5 років тому +474

      This episode came out before Django was released.

    • @toddpinkstonisgod
      @toddpinkstonisgod 5 років тому +234

      Other way around, if anything, since this episode came out over a year before Django Unchained. Is Tarantino a South Park fan? Lol

    • @kofola9145
      @kofola9145 5 років тому +151

      No, he is a direct reference to Democrats.

    • @jimmybrock7660
      @jimmybrock7660 5 років тому +27

      More like Big Daddy from Django...

    • @TheAwesome45
      @TheAwesome45 5 років тому +65

      kof ola
      No. Idiot.
      There’s no reference to old southern democrats in this scene. Or any party.
      And if you don’t know how political parties shift over centuries well you’re really dumb.

  • @riggz5496
    @riggz5496 10 місяців тому +31

    0:31 the mouth click after the sniff 😂😂

  • @FreestyleRez
    @FreestyleRez 4 роки тому +56

    The hesitation in "There are .. good reasons why our student athletes cannot be paid" is just brilliant

  • @ak15942006
    @ak15942006 5 років тому +50

    very spectacular performance yet again, by the one and only Eric Cartman.

  • @ravocean
    @ravocean Рік тому +44

    "A aint arguing" 1:06

  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai Рік тому +13

    We just gonna ignore cartman walking in and taking a cigar.😂