right? over there people r mostly nice but the moment i come back to youtube or any western dominated app it all goes to shit. people complain about politics censorship but China's government doesnt fuck up so bad that they need the CITIZENS to keep them on track and discuss about them.
They have NO Freedom of Speech!! That's why there's no badmouthing the government. They do as they are told to do by government run TV. Is that what you want for US?
After ordinary people in China and the United States compared the cost of living on Xiaohongshu, Chinese netizens raised the following questions: 1. Are all your hospitals in the United States run by robbery gangs? How is a price this high any different from robbery? 2. Vegetable freedom, meat freedom, fruit freedom, clothing freedom, snack freedom, do these words really exist? Aren’t the above the basic guarantees of life? Why do you need lunch loans, fruit loans and things like that? 3. What is the purpose of the US government not treating you as human beings? Given your current life pressures and living conditions, what is the point of talking about human rights and democracy? If you can't even afford to eat meat and are afraid of getting sick, can you still be called a "human"?
@@Charles4Pythonbro can’t even afford health care and live in a way less advanced country over here being racist. Doesn’t get more American than that , ignorant is a bliss 😂
As a Chinese rednote user. I saw a lot of Chinese ppl in Rednote say Jimmy should also make a Rednote account. Join us Americans ~~~ 🎉🎉🎉 it's so funny and I had a lot of fun seeing the communication between the two languages using google translate😂😂😂😂😂
I ditched X 2 months ago and ditched tiktok a few weeks ago. I unfollowed anything related to tesla, and spacex. Life is good without all that drama. Comedy is the way to go... Sitcoms like The big bang theory and late night talk shows like Jimmy Fallon are more healthy for your mind to watch
I never had the tik toc app. I report all fb feeds of those 3 and block them. I've been watching old 70's game shows for a bit of diversion from this drama. And we have 4 years coming up we'll need to find things to watch to avoid this. It's for our sanity.
Sure they are healthier they told us Biden was great, switched to Kamala propaganda w Tim Walz being the ideal VP then boop never hear a word about them again
He is my favorite (and best) cast member on this show. The roles he plays sometimes like the weatherman or I wish I could find it when he was playing an exacerbated exotic pet salesman
I agree 👍 💯 % I love Higgins. Sometimes there is a pause, and I'm not sure if he thought it was funny, then, oh, ya, he did! Their conversations are the best, too. Ad libs, spontaneous nonsense. Sometimes, he just makes noises from what Jimmy says. He is a great comedic talent. I wish he would do more. I've been surprised and seen him in a movie sometimes. "Higgins" 😂 🎉
Why the world's richest country, which spends 800+ Billion on defense, which takes 1 Trillion of debt every year for consumer spending need donations? Something is seriously wrong.
Yes why do they need donations. California ranks the 5th largest gdp in the world! Not of our country of all the countries in the world. They paid 83 billion dollars last year to the federal government. The federal government should pay for everything! When Midwest States, who don't contribute anything and get federal subsidies every year, have tornadoes or other natural disasters there is no debate across party lines. This is sad
@Third_eyee Tell us you’re a twenty something year old guy who’s spent the last ten plus years playing video games… would struggle to put together three coherent sentences about economics, inflation, basic US Gov structure, function, and the role of the POTUS…. Oh, wait…. You just did🙄
You gotta upload that congestion pricing thing as a separate video. One of the most insane things ever. Have to share it with my friends and family with short attention spans who wouldn’t want to watch this entire video. No offense,. I always watch the full videos myself.
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After a few days of exchange on Red Note App, Chinese parents are now teaching their kids to eat their meals all, as there're kids in America starving at home now.
I would like to see all the late night hosts, completely ignore Trump and the inauguration on Monday. There is nothing that will bug him more than being ignored.
@harrycooke was your primary residence damaged during the hurricanes? Did you fill out a form for FEMA requesting aid, I've been involved in disaster services for a decade I would suggest that you reapply with FEMA for help.
Keep your TV ON! Tune it to a channel that doesn't have the clown show. If enough people do this, it will effect the ratings, and he is all about the ratings.
Carpool in a peanut sized spaceshipand,thieves cumberbatch 😂congestion pricing 😂CARs….😂(easier one)😂😂thanks for that quick breath snuck in there. 😂 dittybittytripstafalfa oh woah woah woah😮😂I’m pissing myself, my gut hurts laughing so hard. as long as the money it makes makes it all better😂 fuckin hilarious 🔥👍👌
It’s such a pity that Trump is going to ruin most of Biden’s hard work. Inflation and unemployment will rise under Trump , and people will lose healthcare, food stamps and other help when they need it most. I hope things aren’t as bad as predicted, but I always like to plan for the worst but pray for the best.
If you haven't been on red note you are missing out. Its incredible that two nations people can be united and enjoy in a peaceful manner.
I agree. The people who are leading us are too old to know the difference between tik tok and tic tak toe. 😂
@@erinhilliard9347which senator did you vote for then?
right? over there people r mostly nice but the moment i come back to youtube or any western dominated app it all goes to shit. people complain about politics censorship but China's government doesnt fuck up so bad that they need the CITIZENS to keep them on track and discuss about them.
They have NO Freedom of Speech!! That's why there's no badmouthing the government. They do as they are told to do by government run TV. Is that what you want for US?
@@jjian5 red note is fun and addictive at the same time😂
Has Jimmy gotten a rednote account yet? Chinese people love him! His clips are translated there all the time😂
@@winteryz1222sssh, those may be pirated. 😄😄
The clip of him talking about us moving to Red Note is already going around there lol
@ and the Nicole Kidman clips😉
Make sense, he's really the least obnoxious talk show host in America
@@gfhbkln1639 Word
I think Red Note app is awesome, I love it
Then why are you here on yt????.?,,
@@Goku65027 The audience is different, and the corresponding website to yt in China is Bilibili.
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After ordinary people in China and the United States compared the cost of living on Xiaohongshu, Chinese netizens raised the following questions: 1. Are all your hospitals in the United States run by robbery gangs? How is a price this high any different from robbery? 2. Vegetable freedom, meat freedom, fruit freedom, clothing freedom, snack freedom, do these words really exist? Aren’t the above the basic guarantees of life? Why do you need lunch loans, fruit loans and things like that? 3. What is the purpose of the US government not treating you as human beings? Given your current life pressures and living conditions, what is the point of talking about human rights and democracy? If you can't even afford to eat meat and are afraid of getting sick, can you still be called a "human"?
poor English😅😅😅
Chinglish😂
@@Charles4Pythonbro can’t even afford health care and live in a way less advanced country over here being racist. Doesn’t get more American than that , ignorant is a bliss 😂
@@未來人2100 无所谓，本来就是中国人嘛
As a Chinese rednote user. I saw a lot of Chinese ppl in Rednote say Jimmy should also make a Rednote account. Join us Americans ~~~ 🎉🎉🎉 it's so funny and I had a lot of fun seeing the communication between the two languages using google translate😂😂😂😂😂
Red note is so amazing, don’t miss out!
I ditched X 2 months ago and ditched tiktok a few weeks ago. I unfollowed anything related to tesla, and spacex. Life is good without all that drama. Comedy is the way to go... Sitcoms like The big bang theory and late night talk shows like Jimmy Fallon are more healthy for your mind to watch
I never had the tik toc app. I report all fb feeds of those 3 and block them. I've been watching old 70's game shows for a bit of diversion from this drama. And we have 4 years coming up we'll need to find things to watch to avoid this. It's for our sanity.
Time to ditch Meta as well
Sure they are healthier they told us Biden was great, switched to Kamala propaganda w Tim Walz being the ideal VP then boop never hear a word about them again
Who cares😅
The folks in power care deeply but you go ahead... take some much needed ME time. Good luck.@sashamrkbt
Dude doin the acronym song is a CHAMP!!!!!! 🤣
Omg yeah, i wonder how long that took to do and how many takes, my god.
He is my favorite (and best) cast member on this show. The roles he plays sometimes like the weatherman or I wish I could find it when he was playing an exacerbated exotic pet salesman
* exasperated but exacerbated works too
As new city employee, I got it 😅
Do you spend too much time on TikTok?
90% "No"
10% "One time I was bored listening to my co-worker talk and I tried to swipe-up on his face."
The Fascists are in power. And the US handed it to them, willingly.
Only 49% of the US.
@@HH-9627, and yet, the fascists still won.
' fascism will arrive draped in a flag and carrying a cross ' sinclair lewis
You don’t know what fascism means, dumbass. Real fascism is what the world needs, trump is a libertarian clown
Don't look at me. I didn't vote for Orange Jesus. 🤮
I had a colonoscopy and they asked if I wanted to schedule my next one...ten years away 😂
You should have told them you had some sh!t to do that day but the week after would probably work 🤔🙃
Too far away
Tell them you had to take a good long hard look inside yourself before you can commit to anything 😆
Have you considered not living
你可以买一张机票 顺便来中国玩一下。 大概一周你就可以拿到报告，如果不小心有息肉，医生可以马上为您切掉息肉。 而且费用非常便宜。
for those who haven't try red note, take this chance to meet your chinese spy friend😂
(just a joke, no mean to offense)
Looking at Bezos, Musk, and Zuckerberg is like looking at the Three Stooges. Smh
The acronym segment dude is really talented 😂❤
Can they let Luigi out to attend that inauguration? I think he wants to talk to Jeff, Elon, and Zuck
Wow you are sick
Yes...to "talk" with them.
@@rockerdude86get over it no one cares about the upper class what makes you think they care about us now? They don’t wake70
He can’t talk bcs then he’d have to face them. We all know he’s a lil bitch who shoots in the back
@@rockerdude86 We're just as sick as the Repuglicans who elected the Cheeto twice.
Wont be watching inauguration Thanks for what u do
Higgins has the greatest laugh! Just hearing it makes me crack up!
I agree 👍 💯 % I love Higgins.
Sometimes there is a pause, and I'm not sure if he thought it was funny, then, oh, ya, he did!
Their conversations are the best, too. Ad libs, spontaneous nonsense. Sometimes, he just makes noises from what Jimmy says. He is a great comedic talent. I wish he would do more. I've been surprised and seen him in a movie sometimes.
"Higgins" 😂 🎉
Love Higgins and the Roots. The writer who was wearing the blue silk overalls is truly unfunny. Always.
Why the world's richest country, which spends 800+ Billion on defense, which takes 1 Trillion of debt every year for consumer spending need donations? Something is seriously wrong.
Yes why do they need donations. California ranks the 5th largest gdp in the world! Not of our country of all the countries in the world. They paid 83 billion dollars last year to the federal government. The federal government should pay for everything! When Midwest States, who don't contribute anything and get federal subsidies every year, have tornadoes or other natural disasters there is no debate across party lines. This is sad
I liked the expanation skit 😂🤣😆💜
Love you Jimmy!!!!
Freedom and democracy was fun while it lasted.
Indeed. See you in Germany 2.0 for four years.
Oh boohoo, freedom and democracy are just starting! MAGA
@@Third_eyee yeah maga, let's give billionaires more massive tax breaks while taking Panama, Greenland, and Canada for FREEDOM! derp derp
@Third_eyee Tell us you’re a twenty something year old guy who’s spent the last ten plus years playing video games… would struggle to put together three coherent sentences about economics, inflation, basic US Gov structure, function, and the role of the POTUS…. Oh, wait…. You just did🙄
@@aimeehartness9362 wow you are spot on! Such a smart man! What’s your secret?!?!
We need an hour long special educational video of only Kaleidobility songs. I feel like I only watch Jimmy now hoping to see these 😂
Acronym guy is a genius.
Back off on Biden.
Can’t wait for the Maria’s to perform such a beautiful album💙🙏
If you like them so much maybe you should spell their name respectfully
@ The Marias sorry!
You gotta upload that congestion pricing thing as a separate video. One of the most insane things ever. Have to share it with my friends and family with short attention spans who wouldn’t want to watch this entire video. No offense,. I always watch the full videos myself.
That guy is hilarious. I also want to share, but not the whole monologue.
The first 7 minutes was gold. Been a while since I applauded the writing.
F ELON also spells felon, keep that in mind folks!
True
How dare you insult felons like that! At least they have standards.
no way!!!! 😑
Elon is a felon now? Didn't you democrats try to assassinate trump? Twice?
Orange Vulgar guy is the only criminal here😮
Biden about to tell us good luck babe 😂.
That congestion pricing bit 4:42😅😂!
The sites that TICTOCers are moving to clearly and accurately illustrate their level of intelligence!
Omg the acronym song is back!!!!! Best bit they’ve done in a while. LOOOOVEEEEE HILARIOUS
@ JIMMY FALLON
You got a new star, that guy with the C.A.R.S. ad is the new Richard Pryor!!!
The 3 Stooges, and that " The more you know" parody 😂😂😂
I guess they want to see if they will be getting their Tax cut by mail or in person while the rest of the country struggles with taxes
Best ever Billy !!!
Kaleid-a-bility !!!
acronym guy deserves an Emmy
I don’t know why anyone would be shocked at Jeff Bezos spaceship shape, have you seen the amazon logo 😂😮
Did he cue Benedict Cumberbatch? Well, I hope ben would join red note as well😂😂😂😂
That community announcement video was the best 😆
I expect old jokes for the new potus also!!!
That acronym is insane 🤣
Curly Larry & Moe will be attending.
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Captioning please 🙏
After a few days of exchange on Red Note App, Chinese parents are now teaching their kids to eat their meals all, as there're kids in America starving at home now.
Those 3 headshots- raggedy andy, Mr Clean and, ? You choose. Nothing came to mind immediately.
Little orphan Andy, not raggedy Andy.
Maverick (Top Gun)
We love your show jimmy fallon
Mr. Fallon, you will get old too someday, if you are lucky.
The amount of work that went into that instructional video... props to the actor!
That singing black guy is amazing! Use him more please!
I was totally shocked these past two days. When I opened Xiaohongshu, almost all the people on it were Americans. It was so funny. Haha.
5:10 meanwhile doctors be like, "first time?" 😅
Love ya, Jimmy! I don't care if the critics call you the "stepchild of late-night tv"!
People should always buy something if they use the bathroom
Elon looks more and more like south park Timayyy
That song was dope 😂
Congestion pricing ROCKED ❤😂❤
I would like to see all the late night hosts, completely ignore Trump and the inauguration on Monday. There is nothing that will bug him more than being ignored.
The Biden age jokes are so old - no pun intended. Fallon's writers suck. They can't come up with anything else.
I agree with you.
Yes it is getting old.
Yes, getting very boring !!!
At least that's all they've got. Biden was immeasurably better than Tangerine Palpatine. The next 4 years are gonna feel like 20 years, again. Fml.
Agree Fallon needs writers not funny just stale
I LOVE weposts. I wish you would do mean tweets again 😂
Also the Mom messages 😅
Mean tweets stopped being funny when they became the driving force of our politics
The acc. Was hillarious 😂😂😂
The new found land , red note , amazing
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Trump, Bezos, Zuckerburg, Musk, all in one place, at the same time? Assassins, are you listening?
Lmao!!!😂😂
😂
I didn't understand the educational video jokes until I started working as a student support worker. They have the kindergardeners dance to these.
We've never tried tic-tock, but we do get short vids proving that the Earth is flat, from my Dad, multiple times, every day.
We’re still cleaning up in Florida,, no one gave me money
@harrycooke was your primary residence damaged during the hurricanes? Did you fill out a form for FEMA requesting aid, I've been involved in disaster services for a decade I would suggest that you reapply with FEMA for help.
Go cry to Trump about it.
"The world is waiting for your unique brilliance-share it."
It's always a great show each night.
2:47 I use Bilibili.
Stop bashing President Biden. Its not funny.
Keep your TV ON! Tune it to a channel that doesn't have the clown show. If enough people do this, it will effect the ratings, and he is all about the ratings.
The real jimmy 🔥🔥🔥
That song sounds like an actual language 😄.
Starbucks should make customers spend at least $10 to use the stalls.
Already missed Nicole Kidman, don’t miss xiaohongshu! It’s better than TikTok ;)
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WE THE PEOPLE!!!!
Carpool in a peanut sized spaceshipand,thieves cumberbatch 😂congestion pricing 😂CARs….😂(easier one)😂😂thanks for that quick breath snuck in there. 😂 dittybittytripstafalfa oh woah woah woah😮😂I’m pissing myself, my gut hurts laughing so hard. as long as the money it makes makes it all better😂 fuckin hilarious 🔥👍👌
I have never heard of Reels before.
You've missed Nicole. Don't miss XHS😂
JIMMY IS A GOOBER.
Simple reason why we moved there: The Algorithm
One in million UA-cam 4:41
Walmart employees said that their vest made them looked like smeft
Literally.... Good-bye to the nation!!!!
It’s such a pity that Trump is going to ruin most of Biden’s hard work. Inflation and unemployment will rise under Trump , and people will lose healthcare, food stamps and other help when they need it most. I hope things aren’t as bad as predicted, but I always like to plan for the worst but pray for the best.
His voters have no clue what is in store for all of us.
Fallon and writers have noticeably turned on 46-it stops being funny when it becomes a regular bashing. Fair-weather friend.
where are my the marias??
I was hoping he would show up on the show !!!!! Acronym man
where the maria’s at
Will you please stop Biden age jokes. You need new writers. Ending now.
The new Walmart logo looks closer to the 90's WAL*MART logo
I remember when tv show is called freak.
Remember, both of legacy media and social media is not your side
I remember I used to watch this clown and laugh! Now I am a patriot!
Papyrus made it bold first
Papyrus II
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not funny..how about jokes about the felon, sex offender and pedophiles..
Funny stuff! 🤣
More tech suck-ups attending the inauguration than a Cal Fire flyover.