Yeah, I hate when the child I'm babysitting starts to float and shouting satanic things at me and then I have to perform an exorcism. Happens all the time, am I right?
The intro when reversed was: "Hello everybody My name is markiplier Welcome to three scary games The video where I play scary games for you! It's a good time for everybody involved! Hope you enjoy yourself! Should be fun!" The end reversed was: "Thank you everybody so much for watching If you want to see more scary games, Find them in the description down below, or in the suggested videos over there. Take care of yourselves, Take care of each other. And if you've got more scary games you want me to play, Write them in the comments. Thank you. And as always, I will see you, in the next video. Buh Bye!"
For anyone wondering the intro says “Hello everybody, my name is Markilpyer and welcome to 3 scary games. The video were I play scary games for you. It’s a good time for everybody involved. I hope you enjoy yourself…… She’ll be fine.”
The backwards is: "You should be fine. Welcome, enjoy yourself. It's a good time for everybody involved. The video where I play scary games for YOU! Welcome to 3 Scary Games. My name is Markiplier. Hello Everybody!" Last sentence: “Thank you everybody so much for watching, hope you enjoyed. If you wanna see more scary games, find them in the description down below, or the suggested videos over there. Take care of yourselves, take care of each other. And if you’ve got some more games that you want me to play, write them in the comments. And as always, I will see you in the next video. Bye bye!”
An appropriate response when dealing with a monster like that although it's all for nothing considering the baby in yellow is a eldritch horror creature and is the king in yellow in an infant disguise watch out here comes cthulu
"Go to sleep, go to sleep, please me don't kill me in the night. Go to sleep, please, go to sleep, and for the love of God, blink" - Mark Fischbach, 2020
Mark talking in reverse: *gibberish* Auto-Captions: “get up your fellow, herald problems and then um, smack your eggs here with this in the club, smack your eggs yea wait if, just falls over nice.” Me: Aight gotta go smack dem eggs in the club.
justyoureverydayemu mmm I’m torn between asking whether you were kidding about spn and telling myself it was just an ending joke so I should like and leave
marks reversed audio according to the captions: "get up your fellow herald problems and then um. smack your eggs with this in the club. smack your eggs, yeah wait if it. just falls over nice. dude. [Music] " terrifying, i know.
No the what was different is gray had feed me in one spot here its everywhere plus the mega fridge for gray stayed in the kitchen for mark it went to the front door and last the baby head spin stayed above the changing table while here it was right in your face and glowing red. those are developing changes that happened between when gray played and when mark played and as gray uploaded 3 weeks ago i imagine the changes happened within the last few weeks due to heavier download traffic
The baby actually isn't possessed by a demon, its possessed by an Eldritch God. The Baby in Yellow is a reference to the King in Yellow, Hastur; which, to be honest, is much worse.
Finally! I've been waiting for someone to mention the reference. That and the series of stories that inspired him. But y'know, eldritch abominations. Just don't.
@@SleepyOcto while he isn't directly written by H.P. Lovecraft, he does allude to him out of respect for the author in "Whisperer in the Darkness" and has been incorporated into the mythology by Lovecraftian authors. It depends on what you consider to be canon, but many do include him.
@Lixian amv Hastur is typically portrayed as an eldritch god of culture and knowledge, as his most famous story is about a play, the titular "King in Yellow", which drives people mad and is his main method of interacting with humanity(which is referenced in this games transitions, i.e. "Baby in Yellow Act 1" and such). He is also known to live in the city of Carcosa, and is master of an intergalactic bird-bug species called the Byakhee.
What he said in the revere intro was: “hello everybody my name is markiplier welcome to 3 scary games the video where I play scary games for you it’s a good time for everybody involved hope you enjoy yourselves this should be fun.” The outro says: Thank you everybody so much for watching hope you enjoyed it if you wanna see more scary games find them in them in the description or in the suggested videos over there take care of yourselves take care of each other and if you got more scary games you want me to play write them in the comments and as always thank you I will see you in the next video buh bye!”
I haven’t seen a jumpscare list yet so here you go: 0:18 (Small) Markipoo editing 4:54 (Medium) Tentacle takes out camera 11:18 (Medium) Markipoo editing 12:59 (Small) baby teleports 13:56 (Small) Baby Face in Reflection 14:30 (Small) Door Opens 17:04 (Small) Diaper starts flying 17:33 (Small) Baby teleports out of hands 19:15 (Small) “Feed Me” 20:03 (Large) Baby Jumpscare 21:04 (Large) Angry Baby This list took a while so if this helped you, a like would help a lot :) Ctto
@@d0nnyr0n bro they were actually pretty understandable lmao, they're basically asking what your point is, which is how you're supposed to complete that specific round
Mark: Starts creepily talking in reverse Auto-Captions: S m a c k y o u r e g g s (I am so happy I accidentally turned it on, that gave me a good laugh)
The real translation: Hello everybody My name is markiplier welcome to three scary games The video where I play scary games for you It’s a good time for everybody involved Hope you enjoy yourself Should be fun
Get up your fellow herald problems and Then um Smack your eggs here with this in the Club Smack your eggs Yeah wait if it Just falls over nice Dude [Music]
I knew half of what he said. The starting of it was his normal intro, "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to 3 scary games." Sadly I dont remember the rest /(•-•)/ I've watched to much Gravity Falls and backwards audio so it's a little easier for me to understand backwards dialogue /(^u^)/
I just realized the third game, "The Baby in Yellow" was a reference to "The King in Yellow," a cursed play or script said to give madness to those who read it. It's contents start relatively normal in the first act, before the stuff happens after that.
The black screen before Night One starts even has a "Act 1 Scene 2" thing, just like the original King in Yellow book used to have extracts from the King in Yellow play before each short story
um.... noooo. This baby was from Satan. Jack-Jack had powers, but not evil...? (I think...) Still think Both sitters deserved a raise. And Long -term therapy.
what Mark said in reverse was: This should be fun. Hope you’ve enjoyed yourself. It’s a good time for everybody involved. The video where i will be playing scary games for u. Welcome to 3 scary games. My name is Markiplier. Hello everybody. Edit: Shit this is the most liked comment i have ever gotten thx so much.
I’m just slowly going crazy because Mark doesn’t realize he just needs to hit the flashlight until the light goes on, and not bash the frick out of it.
This is one of the fucking reasons why I don't look at the comment sections anymore. Because of these bots that reply to every comment with some ph content stored in their channel (not the memes)
When I write love stories, I always have my characters stare at each other with a very uncomfortable amount of time. If you love someone, you wouldn't get bored of looking at them. At least that's what I think. I make jokes about it too. One character can feel super freaked out and scream, "Blink fm blink!" Eventually they do blink and that character feels so relieved.
Autogenerated captions for Mark talking backwards at the video's start: "get up your fellow herald problems and then um smack your eggs here with this in the club smack your eggs yeah wait if it just falls over nice dude" [Music]
Mark: *gets pulled into another dimension to presumable be eternally tortured by the baby in yellow* Also Mark: Yeah, I'm gonna need a raise if I sit this baby.
Mark: "Let's get you to bed!" *Thunks baby's head against door frame twice* *Baby starts acting a bit more scary and possessed* Mark: I'm sorry for thunking you.
@@awsomesongs1928 I'm referring to the show Good Omens. In one episode, one of the characters sings a lullaby to the supposed antichrist. The lyrics are: Go to sleep and dream of pain Doom and darkness, blood and brains Sleep so sweet my darling boy You will rule when Earth's destroyed
this is what I got for the “intro” “She’ll be fine” “Hope you enjoy yourself” “It’s a good time for everyone involved” “The video where I play scary games for you” “Welcome to three scary games” “My name is markiplier” “hello everybody” yes I was dumb and put it in the wrong order so “hello everybody my name is markiplier welcome to three scary games the video where I play scary games for you, it’s a good time for everybody involved, hope you enjoy yourself, we’ll be fine” someone probably did this before me tho
"Go to sleep,
go to sleep.
And for the love of *god* please *blink* "
- Markiplier Lullabies in stores never
This is the best
I love this lullaby
was I the only one who actually started to fall asleep or nah?
@@ryleemacdonald863 I did but it was prob because it was 3:00am
@@redish457 lol
How to be a good baby:
1, *blink*
2, Don't manipulate the house with your powers from the beyond
Mark 2020
That's how I was raised and I turned out fine
@@Resi1ience but has the head spinning stopped?
4ever🥰🥰
I saw this right as he said it lmao
this is just what the babysitter from the incredibles went thru
Underrated comment
Someone finally said what needed to be said
Good point
I think the babysitter’s name is Karl.
Pffft
Markiplier: “No lullaby!”
Baby: *”And I took that personally...”*
Really bloody personally apparently xD
"...And that's why I became a demon to kill the Babysitter that takes care of me!"
L o l
villain back story
markiplier at the start of the video: “smaldjeeyuoieruegodisih”
english captions: “smack your eggs”
RockyKiri FOR REAL?!
S M AC K T H E E G G
S M A C K Y O U , R E E G G S Y E A H W A I T I F I T J U S T F A L L S O V E R
It sounded Swedish to me.
You heard the captions Ś M Å Ç K T H Ę Ë G G
people: this baby game is so scary!
me, an experienced babysitter: kids do be like that sometimes
True
Yeah, I hate when the child I'm babysitting starts to float and shouting satanic things at me and then I have to perform an exorcism.
Happens all the time, am I right?
@@jeremywith_pants ikr had to exorcise this kid like twice yesterday cause he didn’t want a nap
kids really do be like that sometimes
source: have been babysitting for like 9 years
Especially toddlers between 2 and 5... Terrifying
Mark: *Speaking in the tongue of the gods*
Closed Captioning: smack your eggs here with this in the club-
lmao
You must smack your eggs Timmy, smack them!
Wait if they fall over nice
“Smack your eggs-
Yeah…[music]”
“Get up your fellow herald problems and then”
Baby: **literally a demon from the underworld**
Mark: *Are you done having a temper tantrum mister?*
😆🤣
Me with my future hellspawn.
🤣🤣🤣
Mark: *”scarily talking backwards”*
Subtitles: *”smack your eggs”*
Lmao 😂
The best part that it was not on purpose
he better smack them eggs
or else that Egg will never get beat correctly
I hear it
Oh god that made me laugh so hard even if it was meant to be scary
Child: * Ripping apart the fabric of the universe and sucking mark into a different dimension*
Mark: You done with your tantrum yet
LEAVE ME ALONE LADY IM 13
@@LnyGamr Just report it for spam.
@@erieriderschillingcorner1595 i've done that 10 times already
@@erieriderschillingcorner1595 that doesnt block her permanently right? the account should be blocked its literally in every mark's video comments
@@rajpalbhatia1715 with enough reports we can hope the damn bot will get it's ass handed back to them.
mark: i’m gonna teach you how to be a baby. number one: ᵇˡⁱⁿᵏ
Step Number 2: DOn'T MaNIpuLAte ThE HoUSe WItH YoU'rE PoWeRS FrOM ThE bEYonD!
3. ᵈʳᶦⁿᵏ ᵇᵃᵇʸ ᵇᵒᵗᵗˡᵉ
@@laymalopez8074
yay!!
ªh
Step 4: PROFIT
"Now let's get you to bed! *thunk thunk* "
*TELEPORTS*
...
"I'm sorry I thunked you."
Lol
i don't forgive you
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Im very sorry I thunked you
The timing was perfect
The intro when reversed was:
"Hello everybody
My name is markiplier
Welcome to three scary games
The video where I play scary games for you!
It's a good time for everybody involved!
Hope you enjoy yourself!
Should be fun!"
The end reversed was:
"Thank you everybody so much for watching
If you want to see more scary games,
Find them in the description down below, or in the suggested videos over there.
Take care of yourselves,
Take care of each other. And if you've got more scary games you want me to play,
Write them in the comments.
Thank you.
And as always,
I will see you,
in the next video.
Buh Bye!"
Thank u for this
Thank youuuuuuu was hoping someone did this in the comments ^^
Thank u . U r a good man
Thanks a bunch!
It works both ways. Creepy
Baby: *contacting his father Lucifer*
Mark: ...you done having a temper tantrum?
dude..the baby is a ref to Hastur, his father is Yog-Sothoth
@@skyshield584 either way it's a demon and mark needs a raise to even consider watching it
The baby is lucifer
@Doge so many bots
What a weak wimp Mark is
Mark: "So, what're you about game?"
*one second after seeing baby*
Mark: "I HATE IT."
😂
Lol
"The horrendous nightmare of *commitment* can you possibly think of a scarier thought?"
For anyone wondering the intro says “Hello everybody, my name is Markilpyer and welcome to 3 scary games. The video were I play scary games for you. It’s a good time for everybody involved. I hope you enjoy yourself…… She’ll be fine.”
Whooooo the hell is "She" Mark!?!?
0_0
"Exorcise baby"
*f*ckin YEETS le baby across the room
@Riley Strohm me too
@@franciserrolpasno5381 YEET
@aliaa37 Sawy do you even English
The backwards is: "You should be fine. Welcome, enjoy yourself. It's a good time for everybody involved. The video where I play scary games for YOU! Welcome to 3 Scary Games. My name is Markiplier. Hello Everybody!"
Last sentence: “Thank you everybody so much for watching, hope you enjoyed. If you wanna see more scary games, find them in the description down below, or the suggested videos over there. Take care of yourselves, take care of each other. And if you’ve got some more games that you want me to play, write them in the comments. And as always, I will see you in the next video. Bye bye!”
Anessa thank you :)
@@maxxiashum9629 Your welcome :)
Why does that give of Wilford vibes
Is there anything special about the stuff he says at the end? There's more reversed speech there
Has mark recently been watching Gravity Falls
“Exorcise baby”
Mark: smacks child across room
*YEET*
YEET
😂😂😂😂
Yeetus to the fetus
And this child is laughing on the floor
Markiplier playing the baby in yellow: "It's a bouncing baby!"
Me playing baby in yellow: *Puts the baby in the oven* "Burn hell-spawn!"
An appropriate response when dealing with a monster like that although it's all for nothing considering the baby in yellow is a eldritch horror creature and is the king in yellow in an infant disguise watch out here comes cthulu
@@alexconn7473 whay
Im sad that he didnt burn the baby or shove it in the toilet
WHO PUT MY BABY IN THE OVE-
I dunk the baby. I also toss it into the air!
Other youtubers: the baby is creepy
Mark: BLINK YOU DEMON CHILD
Who is that tall faceless man behind you doing?
@@Blinkblorg nothing yall need to worry bout
Cool cool 😎 is he/ IT just chillin
@@Blinkblorg yeah except when he kidnaped brain
Cool
The fact mark just acted like a tired parent the whole time really got me "you done having a temper tantrum" i-
no wonder the parents hired a babysitter, exorcising that baby just to get demonically possessed on the daily must get exhausting
Multiverse666 lol
"Go to sleep, go to sleep, please me don't kill me in the night. Go to sleep, please, go to sleep, and for the love of God, blink"
- Mark Fischbach, 2020
So accurate lmao
Timestamp?
@@the_exodusrex3385 13:26 :)
@@ajcrowIey oh thanks
my new favorite lullaby lol
Mark: “Can I put you in the trash?”
The decorative orange bowl: *”Am I a joke to you?”*
More like "am I trash to you"
Me: "NO! YOU'RE NOT!"
Mark talking in reverse: *gibberish*
Auto-Captions: “get up your fellow, herald problems and then um, smack your eggs here with this in the club, smack your eggs yea wait if, just falls over nice.”
Me: Aight gotta go smack dem eggs in the club.
Do not
Yes
i used kapions to make sure and sure enough the eggs
so it falls over nice, you dont want it to fall over terribly, nicely
Oop-
My egg fell
“You done having a tantrum?”
God to lucifer like
justyoureverydayemu are... are you a wayward son?
justyoureverydayemu Ah, I see you are not a man of culture.
Lol it’s a supernatural reference, one of the best series I’ve ever seen in my life
justyoureverydayemu I really want to say why that’s not true, but that’s your opinion, so I’m going to respect it
justyoureverydayemu mmm I’m torn between asking whether you were kidding about spn and telling myself it was just an ending joke so I should like and leave
I feel like that’s more Lucifer to god throughout the Bible
Everyone: thinks Mark is speaking in reverse
Me, an intellectual: he's played the Sims for so long he's figured out their language
Endermen.
could be the return of darkiplier or is it reverse markiplier?
Figured as much.
You should talk to CallMeKevin for some real Sim language.
now thats a big brain move
Baby: **Pulls mark straight to hell in the roof**
Mark: I need a raise if I'm gonna babysit this baby.
Why is it whenever Mark plays a game involving child care his first instinct is to commit child abuse?
it was a demon cjild so its not a problem here
yes
because he knows that those babies are demons
Yes
Lol
Marks rules on how to feed a baby properly
1: *BLINK*
2: don’t manipulate the house with ur power from the beyond
nice copy mate
So we're all babies?
Adrian Sanchez I am baby
Mark how to Babysit
Hahahaha
"Can i put you in the trashcan?"
*proceeds to put the baby in a fruit bowl*
Ah yes the forbidden trashcan
Cursed...
PFFFTTT
Ah yes the unknown trashcan
How to be a baby properly:
1.) Blink.
2.) Don’t manipulate the house with your powers from the beyond.
I guess I’m a baby now
@@schlorping5156 Well done.
I think I broke one of those rules when I was a baby. My memory fails me as it was a little over 20 years ago, but I strongly believe it was rule n°2
@@genkureshima9834Relatable.
@@genkureshima9834Relatable.
marks reversed audio according to the captions:
"get up your fellow herald problems and then um.
smack your eggs with this in the club. smack your eggs,
yeah wait if it. just falls over nice. dude.
[Music] "
terrifying, i know.
Lmao
Captions are dumb though lmaooo
@@TailGreat fr
You legit just stole someone else's comment
@@grundlefoot oh im sorry i didnt realize. i can delete it if you want?
baby: gets possessed by demon
mark: “are you done having a temper tantrum?”
Edit: holy crap 1.5k like i’ve never had more than 10
Right? 😂
🤣 i was legit about to say that
And the comment us ruined
Make it 1.7k
Any child: *Acts like a demon at home or public*
Literally every parent: ...You done with your tanty?
😂 so true
If I acted like a demon my dad would have punched it out of my head and whipped it out of my ass
Lmao i literally saw u in another mark vid comment section
I think it was darkwood
The Red Cinder I rarely comment on things, so I’m half doubting it aha
Mark: GOOD NIGHT. NO LULLABY. IM SICK OF YOUR SHIT.
Baby: *Do you feel in charge?*
How to be a baby proberlly:
1. *B l i n k*
2. Dont manepulate the House with your powers from the beyond
3. Repeat
4. Don't cross mark or he'll slap you across the room
Mark: That baby. High maintenance. I need a raise
Graystillplays: easiest babysitting job I’ve ever done. He takes care of himself!
The difference is mark is from Ohio and lives in California gray is from new jersey and lives in Florida gray has seen crazier and dumber
I think there was something wrong with the game when Grey played it cause different things had happened to him
No the what was different is gray had feed me in one spot here its everywhere plus the mega fridge for gray stayed in the kitchen for mark it went to the front door and last the baby head spin stayed above the changing table while here it was right in your face and glowing red. those are developing changes that happened between when gray played and when mark played and as gray uploaded 3 weeks ago i imagine the changes happened within the last few weeks due to heavier download traffic
damn i didn't know graystillplays fans were here too, what's up guys
@@microwave7093 gray is the only lets player more chaotic than mark. how could we not love him
The baby actually isn't possessed by a demon, its possessed by an Eldritch God. The Baby in Yellow is a reference to the King in Yellow, Hastur; which, to be honest, is much worse.
@Scp-8282 Scp-590’s bestie Hastur is from the boardgame for cthulu, technically not a canon chtulu god but he still works.
Finally! I've been waiting for someone to mention the reference. That and the series of stories that inspired him. But y'know, eldritch abominations. Just don't.
Hastur looks pretty cool not gonna lie
@@SleepyOcto while he isn't directly written by H.P. Lovecraft, he does allude to him out of respect for the author in "Whisperer in the Darkness" and has been incorporated into the mythology by Lovecraftian authors. It depends on what you consider to be canon, but many do include him.
@Lixian amv Hastur is typically portrayed as an eldritch god of culture and knowledge, as his most famous story is about a play, the titular "King in Yellow", which drives people mad and is his main method of interacting with humanity(which is referenced in this games transitions, i.e. "Baby in Yellow Act 1" and such). He is also known to live in the city of Carcosa, and is master of an intergalactic bird-bug species called the Byakhee.
Nobody:
Markiplier seeing a possessed baby: *Ya done having a temper tantrum?
This must be the baby sitter's perspective when she babysat Jack Jack.
True True
😂 yeah
aahahaha true
*insert gif of captain america saying I understood that reference here*
ሃቿየ
Me: *watching this video without headphones*
Mark: *speaks in tongues*
The demon under my bed: "hey thanks for the shout-out."
I think the demon you meant was my sister, sorry about that
He's speaking enchantment table.
@@Slash766 thats the joke
@@Slash766 r/whooosh
@@Slash766 Duh, were just making a joke out of it
Baby in Yellow: *Never Blinks*
Markiplier: *Sings Lullaby About Blinking*
The Baby: *No*
I would’ve done the same thing lmao. “Are you done with this temper tantrum?”
Imagine the baby calming down and sighing and just going “yeah I guess”
What he said in the revere intro was:
“hello everybody my name is markiplier welcome to 3 scary games the video where I play scary games for you it’s a good time for everybody involved hope you enjoy yourselves this should be fun.”
The outro says:
Thank you everybody so much for watching hope you enjoyed it if you wanna see more scary games find them in them in the description or in the suggested videos over there take care of yourselves take care of each other and if you got more scary games you want me to play write them in the comments and as always thank you I will see you in the next video buh bye!”
Thanks for translating that for us!
Jaylyn Jackson thank you =)
you need one more
THANK YOU!
Thank yoooouu
That moment when Markiplier starts speaking enchantment table.
On paper I can write fluent enchantment table
He has masterd the minecwaft
True
i tried reversing it in snapchat but it didn’t let me lol
lol
Mark: *Thonks Baby*
Baby: "So you have chosen death."
I haven’t seen a jumpscare list yet so here you go: 0:18 (Small) Markipoo editing 4:54 (Medium) Tentacle takes out camera 11:18 (Medium) Markipoo editing 12:59 (Small) baby teleports 13:56 (Small) Baby Face in Reflection 14:30 (Small) Door Opens 17:04 (Small) Diaper starts flying 17:33 (Small) Baby teleports out of hands 19:15 (Small) “Feed Me” 20:03 (Large) Baby Jumpscare 21:04 (Large) Angry Baby This list took a while so if this helped you, a like would help a lot :)
Ctto
Thank you so much :)
i'm sorry but ''diaper starts flying'' had me snorting, it sounds so weird out of context
on second thought, it still sounds weird even with context
To be fair to the baby, Mark did immediately start shaking it around and messing with it.
Nun: Eat the soup
Me: *flash backs to Resident Evil 7 dinner table scene*
Drake and Josh flashbacks
That part gave me RDR 2 vibes lol
Mark: "GO... MY GOD!"
Me: I think it already has at that point
"Go to sleep, go to sleep. Shut your big creepy eyes. Go to sleep, away I'll creep, and get out of here alive"
I see that shrek refrence
Mark: **Opens a door**
**Nun staring at him** **Slides across the floor**
Mark: "GO. MY. GOD."
@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! Excuse me but . . . what do your comments mean? I'm not understanding. I'm confused😅
Molly Zegarra it’s a bot that comments random things. Report it and forget about it lol.
@@tikvahlanz6335 oh, OK thanks :D
Smacks torch.
Light comes on.
Smacks torch again.
Light goes out.
Mark: h0w/?/!1?!/?!?
You know... Do you know what i need to do?
@@fireredscrollfighter8995 English please?
@@d0nnyr0n As the torch are out of battery or the battery seems to be weak, but it wasn't.
@@fireredscrollfighter8995 I still don't understand you. Yes, the battery was low or whatever, but that is besides the point.
@@d0nnyr0n bro they were actually pretty understandable lmao, they're basically asking what your point is, which is how you're supposed to complete that specific round
Baby: *turns into a full on demon from some sort of hell*
Mark: You done throwing a temper tantrum?
Markiplier: *talking in reverse*
Captions: Smack your eggs here
(Edit:) wow I take a 3 hour nap and I return to a fuckton of likes. Thanks guys
🤣
Finally! I've been looking for so long for a place to smack my eggs!
Yeah I did that too
I got that too! Omg
Smack your eggs here in this club
Mark: Starts creepily talking in reverse
Auto-Captions: S m a c k y o u r e g g s
(I am so happy I accidentally turned it on, that gave me a good laugh)
Shit I was gonna say that *do you mind if I do*
HHAHAHHA YESSSS
The real translation:
Hello everybody
My name is markiplier
welcome to three scary games
The video where I play scary games for you
It’s a good time for everybody involved
Hope you enjoy yourself
Should be fun
It never would have occurred to me to turn on the subtitles for the beginning and end of the video. Now I have. And I regret nothing
Get up your fellow herald problems and
Then um
Smack your eggs here with this in the
Club
Smack your eggs Yeah wait if it
Just falls over nice
Dude
[Music]
*diaper flies away on its own*
Sitter: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"
bye have a great time
Mark: Let's get you to bed, Baby. THUNK THUNK
Also Mark: *Instant regret*
Mark: *trying to have scary intro*
Subtitles: Smack your eggs here with this in the club
I was going to comment for all to turn on subtitles for beginning part 😆
Mark: *speaks backwards*
Me: *nodding along, pretending I understand*
Me lmao
I knew half of what he said.
The starting of it was his normal intro, "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to 3 scary games." Sadly I dont remember the rest /(•-•)/
I've watched to much Gravity Falls and backwards audio so it's a little easier for me to understand backwards dialogue
/(^u^)/
RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! relatable 😔, such deep meaning
I just realized the third game, "The Baby in Yellow" was a reference to "The King in Yellow," a cursed play or script said to give madness to those who read it. It's contents start relatively normal in the first act, before the stuff happens after that.
The black screen before Night One starts even has a "Act 1 Scene 2" thing, just like the original King in Yellow book used to have extracts from the King in Yellow play before each short story
Have you seen the Yellow Sign?
The kind of quality comment that is missing so often on UA-cam, because it's not a meme, spam or fanboy praise.
I believe it's actually a reference to H.P. Lovecraft's the King in Yellow, a eldritch monster capable of manipulating space and time
@@ricardovillegas4822 Isn't that exactly what the play is about?
20:46
Mark: alright baby your about to get exsorcicmed
Also mark: slaps baby across room.
So are we gonna talk about how the third game was literally just Jack-Jack Attack?
Lol :D
um.... noooo. This baby was from Satan. Jack-Jack had powers, but not evil...? (I think...) Still think Both sitters deserved a raise. And Long -term therapy.
D Jones there are things called jokes in this world
@@djones148 r/whoooosh
Tom GameR I was thinking about that too lmao XD
what Mark said in reverse was:
This should be fun. Hope you’ve enjoyed yourself.
It’s a good time for everybody involved.
The video where i will be playing scary games for u. Welcome to 3 scary games. My name is Markiplier. Hello everybody.
Edit: Shit this is the most liked comment i have ever gotten thx so much.
Ye
youre a legend for this i was looking for someone who deciphered the beginning
No problem but to be fair i am not the only one that decipher it. I wont take full credit
Thank you!!! :)
so i screen recorded and downloaded an app to see what he said in reverse, completely missing this comment 😔💔
Markiplier: -sees creepy nun- "Go my god!"
*_God has left the chat_*
Nice one
Clever, I like it.
Lol
God is heartbroken
420 likes
"I don't think it's just wailing on it"
*Proceeds to mash harder*
Baby: *FLYS infront of Mark, probanly wants to kill him*
Mark: "Alright See ya around Kid!"
There's a lot of Rita's bots
…................
Leon I know right
@@begula5281 I have reported like 40 of them now. It's ridiculous.
@@Leon-ye9ju guess im famous xD
Babysitter pro-tip for dealing with demon babies: put that thing in the oven.
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!
Theoretically that would only kill the vessel. The demon itself would still be there. In conclusion, there would be no point.
@@fayethayer1677 burn it
@@aidanb6882 Cook the shit out of it and feed it to doggos
But then I won’t get paid
I’m just slowly going crazy because Mark doesn’t realize he just needs to hit the flashlight until the light goes on, and not bash the frick out of it.
exactly!
Yep 🤦🏻♀️
Jay did this too and honestly I’m getting frustrated but I kinda do understand why they didn’t think of this
Don't worry he's a JANIAS he will figure it out
This is one of the fucking reasons why I don't look at the comment sections anymore. Because of these bots that reply to every comment with some ph content stored in their channel (not the memes)
"Hello again, it's me, your favourite babysitter, here to teach you, how to be a baby properly.
Number 1."
*B L I N K*
How is noone taking about the fact that he put the baby in the "trashcan" which was a decorative bowl.
I thought the same thing!
We all remember we're talking about the man who owns FIVE OVENS?
@@Pixelhurricane of course but what effect would that have on this
Mark went from Five Nights At Freddy’s to Three Nights With Demon Baby
Ehehehhehehe
You forgot the one night at flumpty's
HA! This made my day!
@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! this needs to stop.
@@thetky_clan666 its a bot. Just report it and everything will be fine
Nobody:
Demon baby: t-poses for dominance
I cackled
Phoenix Rose yas
Jenna De Killer thanks 😊
@@justarandomdragonontheinternet 😂😂
you had 666 likes
When I write love stories, I always have my characters stare at each other with a very uncomfortable amount of time. If you love someone, you wouldn't get bored of looking at them. At least that's what I think. I make jokes about it too. One character can feel super freaked out and scream, "Blink fm blink!" Eventually they do blink and that character feels so relieved.
Your profile picture makes me think you like Homestuck
I love how he just played a “scary” version of WarioWare.
Yeah
scariest game in the video
Cap
Came here to say the same thing! I loved that game as a kid
Yepp
Baby: gets possessed by a demon
Mark: YuO hAvInG a TeMpEr TaNtRuM
Autogenerated captions for Mark talking backwards at the video's start:
"get up your fellow herald problems and then um
smack your eggs here with this in the club
smack your eggs yeah wait if it just falls over nice dude"
[Music]
Lmao.
smack the eggs *n o w*
i’m wheezing
I GoT THAT TOO LMAO I
Mark: "I'm gonna teach you how to be a baby" *not a minute later* Mark: *snaps the babies neck*
I have never laughed so much before😭😭 “Step number one: blink”
step n.2- DOn'T MaNIpuLAte ThE HoUSe WItH YoU'rE PoWeRS FrOM ThE bEYonD!
And the baby faild that task
WHAT THE F*BLEEP* IS WRONG WITH YOU
Are you ok...
@@jesssicamoore9992 everything.
The sitter: vibing in the 9th circle of hell
Satan: hey since your here, mind sitting my baby?
Sitter: Perchance was it in yellow?
Mark: *gets pulled into another dimension to presumable be eternally tortured by the baby in yellow*
Also Mark: Yeah, I'm gonna need a raise if I sit this baby.
@@wantse-rita25y.oopenmycana50 Why don't you get outta here!
@Rita , 20 y.o . I WANT BOY . OPEN MY PLAYLIST Why don't you get outta here! that goes for you too!!
@@Arcticina_the_ArcticFox they're bots just report them
@@AkumaDayo I just did
Ooooh my god? RUN THE BOTS ARE ATTACKING
I just noticed that Markiplier sounds like the husband from the bee movie
Mark: "Let's get you to bed!"
*Thunks baby's head against door frame twice*
*Baby starts acting a bit more scary and possessed*
Mark: I'm sorry for thunking you.
"Baby needs to go into toilet? Baby needs to go into sink?" And he wonders why the bloody thing is conjuring it's evil powers
That is so funny you're totally right you abused me now it's time for me to abuse you
I think the reason he has to go to the toilet is because he hated the soup that “churns in your stomach” and had explosive diarrhea and died...
all these years, and now mark is speaking enchantment table.
This is what we get for letting him play Minecraft,after you play you just start to understand!
"Three squary games." I feel that should've been the title instead-
Mark: let me just start yelling at nothing because I’m TERRIFIED!
@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! That name tho
light: turns on.
mark: beats the shit outa it till it turns off.
mark: why isnt it working!!!!
It kinda hurt watching that part. It was so painfully obvious I hated it. 👁️👄👁️
@@ravendesayles8574 i still don't get it lol
@@bobbotherosso8110 i think you gotta stop beating it when the thing turns on, correct me if im wrong tho
Markiplier: “aight so what you about game”
**screen appears**
**child appears**
Mark: 11:38
**Diaper floats off upstairs**
Mark: *wait that’s illegal*
This comments have much more likes I didn't realize how accurate it was it's so funny
HECK YEAH I TURNED 999 INTO 1K LIKES
"I hate it, I really hate it". One of the best lines
11:38
How did he not figure out he had to stop when the flashlight is on
The links in the description don't go to any of the games he played in this video.. Do you know where I can find the 10 mini games one?
Mark's demon lullaby has the same energy as Crowley's antichrist lullaby.
This 👆
I don’t understand..
Is that a supernatural reference
@@awsomesongs1928 I'm referring to the show Good Omens. In one episode, one of the characters sings a lullaby to the supposed antichrist.
The lyrics are:
Go to sleep and dream of pain
Doom and darkness, blood and brains
Sleep so sweet my darling boy
You will rule when Earth's destroyed
@@protege6383 It's a Good Omens reference. Different Crowley.
“Man these parents- opted for the deluxe model” can be taken two ways, the fridge or the baby XD
The baby was opted for the ultimate model, the fridge was deluxe
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH XDXDDDDDXDXDDDXDDDXXDXXDDDXDXDXDX SO FUNNYY AAAAAAAAAAAA
I didn't even think of it being the fridge.
@@krisswasnthere calm down boi xD
@@krisswasnthere To much
this is what I got for the “intro”
“She’ll be fine”
“Hope you enjoy yourself”
“It’s a good time for everyone involved”
“The video where I play scary games for you”
“Welcome to three scary games”
“My name is markiplier”
“hello everybody”
yes I was dumb and put it in the wrong order so
“hello everybody my name is markiplier welcome to three scary games the video where I play scary games for you, it’s a good time for everybody involved, hope you enjoy yourself, we’ll be fine”
someone probably did this before me tho
i think its we'll be fine
It’s actually “should be fun.”
Mid fight masses fnf
@@semtgo2222 Mid fight masses fnf
@@smileheart110 where 👹
if this episode taught me one thing, its that i would never hire mark to babysit my kids
The last game is just what the babysitter felt when she was babysitting Jack-Jack from the Incredibles
lol absolutely 😂
That was my first thought lol
We need a short animation about that lol
Same
Markiplier: Is terrified of the baby
Graystillplays: Baby is terrified of him.
Gray has seen some shit. So he's just used to it.
@@j0sh._.
Ngl, when I saw Gray play that game I legitimately did not know it was supposed to be a horror game until I saw the comments.
@@prestonjones1653 yeah i was so confused too.....Floridians man.
@@prestonjones1653 same I thought it was a stupid sandbox or smthn. Gray's power is tremendous
Mark knows he's playing a horror game. Gray probably doesn't know and if he does he does *not* care
Mark: Dang this baby is scary
GrayStillPlays: He even puts himself to bed!
Edit: are you guys finished replying to this comment yet?
Mark: This baby is scary
GrayStillPlays: *Cook the child*
Markiplier: AAH! I knew it. That’s normal.
GrayStillPlays: His head is finally doing the 360
Mark: I’m gonna need a raise if I’m going to sit this baby
Graystillplays: He practically takes care of himself
YESS A FELLOW GRAYSTILLPLAYS FAN
Mark: *screams*
Gray: *laughs* FLOATING MEATLOAF
Marks lullabies was hilarious and soothing.
Mark: speaks backwards
me: *immediatly start looking for a comment translating what mark said*
Literally me 🤣.
WHAT DID HE SAY
it was just his normal intro and outro just played in reverse
Yeh i could tell he said hello everybody my name is markiplier
Same XD