3 SCARY GAMES #70
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- Опубліковано 22 чер 2021
- It's time again for 3 Scary Games! It's almost as if nothing has changed at all! Nothing has changed. Nothing. Nothing...
JUMPSCARE FRIENDS ► • Jumpscare Friends
Edited By ► / lixiantv
Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
Horror Outro ► / haunted - Ігри
Seeing "press shift to run" in real life would be terrifying as fuck
Huh. Now that u say this, it is true
I told my mom I was going to do that in a random place..... I hope you see it when I do
I was thinking about putting that irl
ALT-F4 your life
I accidently read this as press shift to fuck
"it's ok, I'm a journalist" is the plot of most horror games.
"I've covered wars y'know?"
@@KillerDitto77 was going to do this one, you're faster :D
You cannot be more right. There’s at least seventy scary movies and games I can thunk of that start with “I’m filming this because-“…
Have you seen journalists tho? They'd do anything for a good news story ahah
Outlast :D
I love how mark interacts with Lixian😭😭 editors are underrated as fuck.
Real
Real
gives his editor a spotlight + a chance to show prowess and have fun
Lixan*
Lixian is amazing.
Shit is cringe tbf
The last game is based off of Junji's story, The Woman Next Door! I was fangirling because that's my favorite Junji Ito story. Also, that cat is actually based off of one of Junji's cats who has what looks to be a skull on his back.
Yon! He's so cute! Junji Ito is such a cat dad, it's adorable.
I don't know which book "The Woman Next Door" came from specifically. I would like to know and I would happily buy the manga
Boy next door
@Pedro Leonardo ohh ok. Thanks so much
I have to ask; out of everything Ito’s done, The Woman Next Door is your favorite? Not judging, really, idk it seemed like one of his “wouldn’t that be weird?” Stories to me
Mark: "Nothing ever really changes."
Lixian: "Except my salary, right?"
Mark: *smiles creepily*
Lixian: "Except my salary, right?"
Me: "Presses the like button"
r-right?.... mark?
@Laera *-* underrated.. periodt- 💅
Nice that one was good
Markiplier saying he'll give Lixian a raise:
Lixian: SAY LESS
DON'T LOOK INTO IT! JUST DO IT
He's gonna need it with that BABY ON THE WAY babies ain't CHEAP
@@DaniJHollis wait lixian is gonna be a father????
Honestly he deserves a raise
@@DaniJHollis no they are not!
19:30 the mix of emotions he feels here, the confusion, the fear, the disappointment, the holding back his laughter and trying to keep a straight face. it's poetic
19:25 that’s a true horror right there being scared to death by someone ripping ass in front of their face I haven’t stop wheezing by A. Mark getting scared by a fart and B. Been getting scared by mark’s reaction 🤣😂
It's so funny
cant stop laughing
I like how mark's defense mechanism is literally to say hi
hey man, i do it sometimes
He said Hi right when I read your comment.😳
You got to introduce yourself before fighting
It's either Hi, or Middle Fingers
That's because kindness kills all
Imagine walking into a dark old abandoned building and seeing “press SHIFT to run”
that’d be terrifying lmao i’d think the whole world wasn’t real 💀
@William Mooring what?
Imagine if you saw a quicksave icon after seeing that
*Quicksaving*
Leave a medical kit nearby
I can’t help but feel like attaching a sign like that to an abandoned warehouse just to see what happens.
Call me a kid or immature but the random abrupt ending of Mr. Jorkmon made me wheeze 💀
Don't worry, we all did 💀
My god, it was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a very long time. 😂🤦♂️
Mark: Local people disappearing along that very same local forest road
Me: LoCaL rOaDs TaKe Me HoMe To ThE pLaCe I bElOnG
LOcAl ViRgInIa
@@Your_Local_Moron LoCaL MoUnTaIn
me (local) when im lost in the local woods
I love how mark went so quickly from “eugh, you’re TALL 🤢” to “oh. OH. You’re ~tall~ 😏”
I got Lady Dimitrescu vibes from that.
Lady-d refrence
I thought he was going to simp after the tall robo-spider lady as much as he did Alcina.
Came here to reference Lady D vibes… glad to see it already here lol
the power, so respactable
i love Lixian's little character popping around the screen like "no he's an idiot, do not graffiti keyboard controls anywhere"
I got it, that's lixian thanks
*Press 'SHIFT' to viev this response.*
@@darkmaster4598 its not
I personally find it cringeworthy and unfunny, not saying it is, just my opinion
It's almost like cartoon Lixian is his little conscience trying to help him.
I just adore Lixian's little character and edits. They make markiplier's videos funnier (not that mark isn't great on his own)
"Press shift to run" - Markiplier is going to be my senior quote
Mark: “you’re tall”
Mark: *gets lady d flash backs*
Mark: “you’re tall~”
* thinks about lady demitrescu
" *Gasp You're taller."
"How fuckin dare you"
its HACHISHAKUSAMA the japanes 8 foot tall lady
Timestamp?
@@Errorlicious 0:00 - 32:54 no need To thank me
Markiplier: encourages graffiti
Next day in the news: “graffiti has been popping up in rural areas describing instructions on how to play video games.”
"Now back to you Jim"
“Spooky Weather!!!”
I bet lmao😂
Actually really smart idea though
Local graffiti*
Local areas*
Local video games*
Honestly I think my favorite part of Mark's videos are the full blown conversations with Lixian.
Now we know that Mark is not above
“fart humor” 😂😂
I really want to see “Press shift to run” in an abandoned parking lot now
I'd be like: yo what the heck-
Oh just let me spray paint it there, fr though I have a lot of spray paint- ;-;
Don Tomi de La Giyuu
All fun and games till you saw it only on your vision
Whelp...
There goes all of my spray paint
Mark: “I’m pretty sure a janitor would bleed if you cut them.”
Me: “Excellent observation Mark!”
I liked when Lixian turned up the spookage
I’ve seen a janitor at my school have a huge cut and lot’s of blood came out
Think Mark!
Mark’s a smart cookie :)
Your invincible until you become a janitor
Mr. Jorkman broke me. I calm down then I remember the ending and I break.
i had to replay Mr. Jorkmon's unfortunate end not because of the fiery fart of death but because of Mark's reaction. Truly a masterpiece.
“Shes tall. She’s very tall.”
No mark NOT ANOTHER TALL HORROR LADY.
I can't belllieve he didn't scream at the top of his lungs "Lady Dimitrescu!"
He also likes woman statues....."Hellloo baaaayyy bah!" Lol
It's not a sexual thing okay? It's about the power, very respectable power.
Haha you funny
@@Phantom-qr1ug lol someone's salty
Since lixian is gonna be a father soon he deserves a raise, cus he’ll have to take care of two babies
huh
Wait, Lixian is gonna be a dad?
Wait what?
@@jimstone3014 check his twitter!!
@@skyalexis02 okay, cool!
5:08 PLUH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Mark trying, and failing, to contain his reaction to the second game's ending is something that makes me laugh.
Mr. Jorkmon’s cause of death was a ghost *aggressively shitting himself*
I think the ghost was farting on a match so the gas from the fart caused the match to flare. If you look closely you can see the match and the ghost reaching behind himslef to hold the match up to his checks.
@@dingus6605 buut hey, that’s just a theory! A GAME THEORY! Thanks for watching 😏
@@snethies Butt*
"Glory, Glory what a hell of a way to die!"
"You're tall... You're tall.. You're VERY tall"
Me: *Ah shit, here we go again...*
HEY! it's not a sexual thing it's about the POWER
@@tombkings6279 YES, the P O W E R
I-
I love your profile picture, noodle rocks!
@@maedoesitall7082 Yuh, she does though xD
I wasn’t laughing at the second game, but then mark said “butt chug” and I lost it
My favorite part was when lixian got wide eyed when mark said he should give him a raise
Markiplier: "I am encouraging graffiti"
Imagine someone actually writing "press shift to run" in the middle of a forest
i want to do that just to terrify someone
*pulls out keyboard* it not doing anything
i swear that's going to give someone a panic attack 😂
im actually gonna do it /srs
i see u everywhere, calliope, superjombombo, and now here
Tomorrow’s headlines: “Strange graffiti has been appearing in local forests, local parks, and local arcades with instructions to “press ctrl” and “shift to run”. Authorities say these local reports have been made by local people in the local vicinity, and so far there has yet to be any progress on connections to who the local vandals may be in relation to the other locals.”
it won't be long till we get an actual "Press [ B ] to Blow"
Don't forget "WASD to move"
@@preciousbarrow4448 Ah yes, “WASD to move” was only found in certain local counties.
this comment is underrated
Did you mean "Tomorrow's *local* headlines"?
Markiplier: “I’m rich”
Markiplier: “I’m loaded to the tits”
I’m dead 😂😂😂
The concept of the arcade game in “Janitor Bleeds” mirroring the environment around you and directly affecting your progress is so intriguing.
The way Mark's expression shifted from one of pure fear to slight lust as he realised the lady in black was _very tall_
dmitrescu all over again.
Well said
He respects the power
Appropriate genetics, to make sure his offspring won't be as short as him. Sadly, she's a robo.
the man has a type that type being tall and in a game
"oh no they're tall!"
"they're... tall...."
NOT AGAIN MARK
“iT’s AlL aBoUt PoWer”
@@pankekizen" rEsPeCtAbLe PoWeR"
@@taishakkmjpkj3207 It's NOT a sexual thing!
@@daybreak2127 ITS NOT!
@@Arif_Raziq ”DoMitREscU”
"Hemo's Arcade" - y'know. Like hemoglobin, a.k.a blood. Like from a janitor.
Mark: “Hey now-“
Me: “Don’t try this at home, do do do do”
Btw this is the time stamp: 14:30
You’re all forgetting the best control ever though
“Press B to blow”
I must press b all the time them
Whata freakin callback
@@lethalbbx9808 add me on snap?
“JUST PRESS B”
@@specimen9831 can i add you? i need a freind.
Mark: Oh hey, you're tall....
*Im telling lady dimitrescu you're cheating on her*
Amy: 👁👄👁
Pretty sure that WAS Lady D
mark: hey now
me: don't try this at homeee
Mark, the graffiti thing is absolutely hilarious and I wanna do it myself, BUT I'm also going to want to see how many people got arrested after watching this.
I’m going to graffiti this on a tree in the forest:
“DO NOT PLUH”
me in the middle of some random forest walking into that tree: “oh hey that’s from that one markiplier video”
*proceeds to pluh*
Better yet, tag a rock on the side of a hiking trail "Press Shift To Sprint"
Do not pl
Lixian is genuinely the best editor you’ve ever had. I know editors come and go but he doesn’t just smooth out your videos, he enhances them. His humor and his little cartoon character paired with Mark’s reactions is hilarious. I hope he’s here to stay & thank you to both Mark for picking Lixian and to Lixian himself for his excellent work.
I’ve never agreed more! Lixian is amazing :)
He deserves that raise he asked for
I think he is pretty bad. A good editor does not make the video about himself, especially one that is for a horror game. The best editors are not noticeable but Lixian is downright distracting.
@@pulsegamin4790 nah, lixian doesn’t make the vid about him, he just adds humor and makes the vids more fun to watch
@@pulsegamin4790 ik for a fact you liked ur own comment cuz ain't no way anyone else agrees, lixian is one of the best editors I've seen on ANY channel
4:59 our boy was Fighting for his LIFE
I absolutely love seeing Markiplier trying to hold it together after the 2nd game's ending.
"Nothing ever really dies."
Unus Annus fans both love and hate this.
it's funny that that's happened because I was watching an ass ton of Unus Annus tribute stuff, and stuff from the live stream (clips) because we are coming up on the 1 year ann. of it being born and died.
@@ryleemacdonald863 wtf is unus anus
@@ipataCZ missed out
@@ipataCZ oh no! you are in a great trouble
Let’s have a moment of silence for Unus Annus.
Markiplier: plays a horror game
UA-cam: ah yes, *five nights at Freddy’s*
BAHAHAHAHA IT'S STILL THERE
Man I love that scene in fnaf where someone gets lit on fire using a fart, so iconic
@@imnotnoi4815 the fart behind the slaughter 💀
@@CrimsonCreationAGM maybe they listed it after fnaf was released? Idk lol
F in the chat for Scott hope he has a chill retirement
I love Lixian's editing and Mark's commentary, great job you guys! Amazing team!
I love the dynamic that lix and Mark have honestly it's so adorable and I'd miss it so much if it'd ever stop
The more Mark says “Hemo’s” the more it sounds like an obscure slur
That’s what I thought lmao
no hemo bro.
Spinicker
@@danner253 i havent heard it yet in the video. And if I don't, youre catching hands
All I could think of is himbo everytime he said that
I love how Mark has gotten way better with scary things but also gets scared of a guy farting.
To be fair, it was kinda loud and unexpected, It kinda made me jump too lol..
I literally just started watching the intro and saw this comment, so now I'm confused and excited. XD
@@shawndennis6529 Was it everything you hoped for and more?
14:20 *HE GOT LEG*
18:04 got me dead 💀😂
Imagine walking into a truck stop bathroom and seeing "Autosaving" on the wall.
XD
is it all a simulation…?
Checkpoint.....
"Aw crap..."
While entering a dark tunnel a graffiti lets you know that the game has been saved and you should press F to use your flashlight
“I’m pretty sure most janitors would bleed if you… cut them…”
*Nah Mark, once you become a janitor you become indestructible*
Dabi
Facts, have you ever seen a janitor die in a horror game because I haven’t.
@@RulerX. they are immortal
@@RulerX. Exactly, the monsters fear THEM.
Thats because all janitors are gods in disguise
Does anyone know the music at 20:01 ?
I can’t be the only one laughing so hard to the local joke😂
Markiplier: *plays 3 random games*
UA-cam: yeah, this looks like FNAF to me
I find it funny that whenever mark does a video like this UA-cam defaults to FnaF because that's the thing he is known for
Wait what
I mean, I could never be completely accurate because he’s playing 3 games. The closest it can be is just saying “Gaming”.
@@darkx6869 In the description is FNAF for some reason
Considering Marki always playing FNAF, I guess why not?
Moral of the story: Give Lixian a raise
Yes-
No a promotion.
only if he can amp up the spookage
Yes he deserves it
25:50
Has it really been 6 years since we lost Daniel? RIP
Your initial reaction to that dr's death was flawless. Even i laughed hard haha
I love how after markiplier says that he should give lixian a raise, lixian does everything in his power to get the raise
67 I67
lmfao fr
He should give lixian a raise in money and lunky a raise in souls to consume
@@iamafuckingfailure lmfao
Employee 101
Mark: “You… are evil!”
Lixian: “I know.”
7:55
Thanks, have a great day
Thanks, have a great day
Thanks, have a great day
666 likes :))
Two things. First game. Absolutely amazing. I would LOVE to see a full game playthrough.
Second game. 10/10 ending. Did not load this video expecting to cry (in a good way). The way the fart travelled so God damn slow was the icing on top.
Whenever I start to get sad or cry I watch marks videos and they always make me feel better. I haven’t been able to stop laughing 😂❤️
Why is no one talking about the second game... That ending had me crying for 3 minutes straight.
same bro.
Literally just saw someone else that said they were laughing at it lol
I’m watching this at 4 am, is it that scary
@@wowyoupunk333 ...... Lmao
@@wowyoupunk333 I mean...if you consider sharts scary...
horror game checklist:
1. car
2. forest
3. missing man
4. local
5. missing local
6. local car in a local forest
All Is Correct
Haha you funny
Local Man in a Missing local car looking for a missing local man in a local forest
Proud to say that after more than a year, I have officially ticked the 'Press Shift to run' graffiti off my bucket list. Hope it freaks a couple people out.
Legend
I actualy did write "press shit to run" inside an abondoned apartment near my job after I watched this lol. Mark is a genius
Fun fact, that cat is actually from junji itos manga he did about his cats. The joke is its a totally normal story, but since it's done in itos brand of spooky art, it looks terrifying.
No wonder I found it familiar!
Edit- turns out, I had already played the game before and now I'm crying about how my reaction was when I first played it lool.
The limb enhancers were really cool ngl and the animation??✨
And Mark's reaction is just 👌💀
So was the lady a robot? Not paranormal?
@@alphagiga4878 A lot of Junji Ito's work tends to end abruptly and with no explanation, which kind of adds to the unsettling feeling since there's no closure. It's still pretty freaky even with her being 'just' a robot - who made her? What IS she doing over there? Why is she skittering around like that?! etc
@@triskadancer from what I gather, she is some assassin robot created by some shady gov organization, and she is living there as a test run
i love junji ito
Speaking of janitors. Can we appreciate the fact that they clean and lock up buildings like schools and hospitals after dark.
especially at the tail-end of this pandemic..... imagine how many lives they saved by simply sanitizing and cleaning up after people?
Yes they should be appreciated
Phasmophobia sequel: janitor (ghosts, hauntings, cleaning, proximity voice)
Sounds like someone wishes they got paid more
@@donaldsmith4382 Everyone should be payed more
20:27 10 out of teeeee.
I like when Mark mentions giving Lixian a raise and Lixian just goes quiet and stares at the camera
The sleep paralysis demon farting fire on Mr Jorkmon and immediately dying was possibly the best and most poetic ending I've ever witnessed in all of my days
Nothing poetic about it... literaly a 5 minute game made for a butt or fart joke
@@cherrydragon3120 that’s the joke-
@@cherrydragon3120 you're just jealous that you can't see the poetic aspect of it
@@cherrydragon3120 r\woosh
Why do you have a thоt on your pfp?
Okay but imagine: You're walking while it's late at night and you're lost and you're so scared and it's so quiet that just to break the tension you start talking to yourself. You muse to yourself about how strange your day it's been, how you've been seeing movement in your peripheral vision all day and how you must be tired. Then, you hear a strange noise. "What... what was that?" You cry. That's when you see it, graffitied on the wall: "WASD to move around" "Press Shift to Run"
You're paralyzed for a moment. Then suddenly, your limbs move without your approval. Something or... _someone_ else is controlling you now. Better hope they're good at games...
That is a GREAT horror short my mans
It's like a horror version of the movie "Gamer"... >.
This some wattpad shi
Oj HELL YEHA
@@user-jk5oc7iw7r
Maybe
i love how on every 3 scary games video, there is a jumpscare that i know is coming but it still always gets me
i love marks realization at 26:29 like "hi, you're tall- YOU'RE TAALL, very talll"
"you're tall !!! you're...tall 😳 ...you're tall 😏 hi 🥰"
Here before this blows up for no reason
Oh look, my favorite art youtuber. ❤
Certified unkown UA-camr?
But this gets over 1k likes in 5 hours
Its not a sexual thing its about POWER
@@khaledalmofleh568 totally
Game: •Insert 3 coins•
Mark: 2, take it or leave it.
3:00 I have done it and plan to never stop (writing game instructions in weird places) I'm also 28, kids, be good lol
I love how in the beginning of each 3 scary games,he puts a scary intro and its like he tries to get you prepared almost.i just love it
Markplier: *Sees the word HIDE*
*[Insert panic here]*
Timestamp 13:15
The cat from the last game is actually Junji Ito's, or rather his wife's, real life cat "Yon". Ito wrote an autobiographical manga about him, his wife, and their cats. It's still drawn in his regular style though, so a lot of it still looks quite scary lol
i wanted to see if someone else pointed that out! i love yon... junji ito's cat diary is an absolute must-read!
Aw!
@@heroboof8595 hey... newbie here, may I ask what mangas or light novels of Junji Ito would you recommend for someone starting reading his content?
Sorry to bother you
@@ikelldagay1801 I would start with either h
Hellstar Remina or Uzumaki.
@@emeraldblack842 gonna second this! uzumaki was my introduction to junji ito's work, it's absolutely excellent.
0:09: Why hello there, Dark.
My cat gets separation anxiety but it helps when I put some noise on while I'm gone. So thank you Mark, my cat likes your videos
I tried writing “Press F to Pay Respects,” but all the people wearing black got mad and the guy digging the hole chased me away with his shovel.
underrated
very underrated, it took me a second to realize you do this in someone's funeral XD
Lol good one.
Maybe its because you still have two hand
jk
(The people will remember that) lol
That cat is Junji Ito’s cat! He draws it like that in his Cat Diary series (which is based on his real life cats), and he says that cat is cursed not only cos of its funky face, but because the pattern on its back looks like a skull.
If this information is true, then it is very intriguing, thanks
Some say "cursed", I call it awesome.
i thought the lady next door turned the rock guy into the cat.
@@blank9493 i believe his cat is named Yon.
2:09 his face when he said that LMAO
Mr jorkman rip. Best laugh I had in a long time 🙏😂😂
Dude, a "press shift to run" sign in the middle of nowhere would be horrifying. Somebody do that.
Imagine seeing that after you have to go get help cause you crashed late at night
@@jacthing1 No that would terrify me like I would feel like something is chasing me and I would sprint
Say no more
In the third game, the cat with the "cursed face" is a reference to one of Junji Ito's first physical manga called "Junji Ito's Cat Diary" the cat that appears in the game was one of the author's real pets. His name was Yon.
𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥
it's always nice to see some junji ito stuff, even if it's just references
Awe nice. Love his horror works. Makes me question my existence and sanity.
Wasn't that one of the only Junji Ito mangas that wasn't actually horror. People looked freaky but it wasn't really a horror manga. Are there any other works of his that aren't horror?
@@Zulk_RS no that's about it
I like how he tries to scare us but he doesn’t scare me lol 😂
Love how many times he talks to his editor 😂
Shit. Now someone definitely going to carve: "Hold shift to run" in a forest. Or "Press E to hide in the closet" on an empty Ikea
As they should
Press B to blow
Press 1 to equip flashlight
Mr Jorkman is actually the funniest game over ever seen. Not even lying
That says a lot about you, lol
@@MicheleDelGiudice-mykys name a funnier game
@@milk3641 ur mom, lol, gottem.
Jk, idk.
funny fard
@@feetlunatic5134 hey, at least I tried not to be rude.
The way he tries to act mature enough not to laugh at the fact joke.. I love it man gold.. litral gold😂😂
Anyone notice that in the first game the game cabinets started to portray the exact layout of the arcade??
That would legit be scary to just be walking in a forest and come across some old wood sign that just says "Press Shift to Run". I'd be really questioning the simulation concept and also wondering... why run?