3 SCARY GAMES #70

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  • Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
  • It's time again for 3 Scary Games! It's almost as if nothing has changed at all! Nothing has changed. Nothing. Nothing...
    JUMPSCARE FRIENDS ► • Jumpscare Friends
    Edited By ► / lixiantv
    Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
    Horror Outro ► / haunted

КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @SunsetEnvy
    @SunsetEnvy 3 роки тому +19992

    Seeing "press shift to run" in real life would be terrifying as fuck

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 3 роки тому +609

      Huh. Now that u say this, it is true

    • @1HeroSociety1
      @1HeroSociety1 3 роки тому +524

      I told my mom I was going to do that in a random place..... I hope you see it when I do

    • @flow185
      @flow185 3 роки тому +252

      I was thinking about putting that irl

    • @lordook5413
      @lordook5413 3 роки тому +318

      ALT-F4 your life

    • @jarvis6253
      @jarvis6253 3 роки тому +444

      I accidently read this as press shift to fuck

  • @specimen5481
    @specimen5481 3 роки тому +3386

    "it's ok, I'm a journalist" is the plot of most horror games.

    • @KillerDitto77
      @KillerDitto77 3 роки тому +84

      "I've covered wars y'know?"

    • @hw_yozoraVODS
      @hw_yozoraVODS 3 роки тому +15

      @@KillerDitto77 was going to do this one, you're faster :D

    • @MoreThanARose
      @MoreThanARose 3 роки тому +19

      You cannot be more right. There’s at least seventy scary movies and games I can thunk of that start with “I’m filming this because-“…

    • @keairapollard2517
      @keairapollard2517 3 роки тому +9

      Have you seen journalists tho? They'd do anything for a good news story ahah

    • @percyitsillegal4224
      @percyitsillegal4224 3 роки тому +18

      Outlast :D

  • @luisaucedo
    @luisaucedo 3 роки тому +1796

    I like how mark's defense mechanism is literally to say hi

  • @geesegoosegeesegoose
    @geesegoosegeesegoose 2 роки тому +404

    19:30 the mix of emotions he feels here, the confusion, the fear, the disappointment, the holding back his laughter and trying to keep a straight face. it's poetic

  • @toastytaco2499
    @toastytaco2499 3 роки тому +5030

    I really want to see “Press shift to run” in an abandoned parking lot now

    • @XxUnderKanexX
      @XxUnderKanexX 3 роки тому +73

      I'd be like: yo what the heck-

    • @yokai1715
      @yokai1715 3 роки тому +47

      Oh just let me spray paint it there, fr though I have a lot of spray paint- ;-;

    • @dancho0012
      @dancho0012 3 роки тому +2

      Don Tomi de La Giyuu

    • @JustthesameJn
      @JustthesameJn 3 роки тому +31

      All fun and games till you saw it only on your vision

    • @landenlance2319
      @landenlance2319 3 роки тому +20

      Whelp...
      There goes all of my spray paint

  • @TheManBehlndTheSlaughter
    @TheManBehlndTheSlaughter 3 роки тому +4749

    Markiplier saying he'll give Lixian a raise:
    Lixian: SAY LESS

  • @TheTrekkie12
    @TheTrekkie12 3 роки тому +1611

    i love Lixian's little character popping around the screen like "no he's an idiot, do not graffiti keyboard controls anywhere"

    • @darkmaster4598
      @darkmaster4598 3 роки тому +16

      I got it, that's lixian thanks

    • @adamniepowiemtego6011
      @adamniepowiemtego6011 3 роки тому +13

      *Press 'SHIFT' to viev this response.*

    • @ItsLunafr
      @ItsLunafr 3 роки тому +2

      @@darkmaster4598 its not

    • @adamgreenhill110
      @adamgreenhill110 3 роки тому +2

      I personally find it cringeworthy and unfunny, not saying it is, just my opinion

    • @RandomVO
      @RandomVO 3 роки тому +10

      It's almost like cartoon Lixian is his little conscience trying to help him.

  • @spaghettiwilddog
    @spaghettiwilddog 3 роки тому +604

    19:25 that’s a true horror right there being scared to death by someone ripping ass in front of their face I haven’t stop wheezing by A. Mark getting scared by a fart and B. Been getting scared by mark’s reaction 🤣😂

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 роки тому +4459

    Mark: "Nothing ever really changes."
    Lixian: "Except my salary, right?"

    • @felixtjoanda3841
      @felixtjoanda3841 3 роки тому +242

      Mark: *smiles creepily*
      Lixian: "Except my salary, right?"

    • @rykooch
      @rykooch 3 роки тому +30

      Me: "Presses the like button"

    • @Beetle_soup20
      @Beetle_soup20 3 роки тому +25

      r-right?.... mark?

    • @sunnydayway1213
      @sunnydayway1213 3 роки тому +8

      @Laera *-* underrated.. periodt- 💅

    • @killercobra7987
      @killercobra7987 3 роки тому +7

      Nice that one was good

  • @JohnWick-sk2zx
    @JohnWick-sk2zx 3 роки тому +10384

    Since lixian is gonna be a father soon he deserves a raise, cus he’ll have to take care of two babies

  • @bouncydachon
    @bouncydachon 3 роки тому +3498

    Imagine walking into a dark old abandoned building and seeing “press SHIFT to run”

    • @heyyitsnickfam
      @heyyitsnickfam 3 роки тому +133

      that’d be terrifying lmao i’d think the whole world wasn’t real 💀

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 3 роки тому +15

      @William Mooring what?

    • @trexindominus8119
      @trexindominus8119 3 роки тому +101

      Imagine if you saw a quicksave icon after seeing that
      *Quicksaving*

    • @kitzoneee
      @kitzoneee 3 роки тому +17

      Leave a medical kit nearby

    • @maksumnoiz136
      @maksumnoiz136 3 роки тому +23

      I can’t help but feel like attaching a sign like that to an abandoned warehouse just to see what happens.

  • @kdp05
    @kdp05 3 роки тому +1269

    I love how mark interacts with Lixian😭😭 editors are underrated as fuck.

  • @kirbymexicano7301
    @kirbymexicano7301 3 роки тому +1257

    Markiplier: *plays 3 random games*
    UA-cam: yeah, this looks like FNAF to me

    • @Lewd-Tenant_Isan
      @Lewd-Tenant_Isan 3 роки тому +61

      I find it funny that whenever mark does a video like this UA-cam defaults to FnaF because that's the thing he is known for

    • @darkx6869
      @darkx6869 3 роки тому +9

      Wait what

    • @csar07.
      @csar07. 3 роки тому +14

      I mean, I could never be completely accurate because he’s playing 3 games. The closest it can be is just saying “Gaming”.

    • @erikagnieser6215
      @erikagnieser6215 3 роки тому +6

      @@darkx6869 In the description is FNAF for some reason

    • @karisuagl6212
      @karisuagl6212 3 роки тому +1

      Considering Marki always playing FNAF, I guess why not?

  • @MooberriesGoMoo
    @MooberriesGoMoo 3 роки тому +279

    I love how Mark has gotten way better with scary things but also gets scared of a guy farting.

    • @nathanhill637
      @nathanhill637 3 роки тому +22

      To be fair, it was kinda loud and unexpected, It kinda made me jump too lol..

    • @shawndennis6529
      @shawndennis6529 3 роки тому +8

      I literally just started watching the intro and saw this comment, so now I'm confused and excited. XD

    • @nathanhill637
      @nathanhill637 3 роки тому +8

      @@shawndennis6529 Was it everything you hoped for and more?

  • @t.d.tthedragontamer2764
    @t.d.tthedragontamer2764 3 роки тому +826

    I love how after markiplier says that he should give lixian a raise, lixian does everything in his power to get the raise

  • @kelliemullin8504
    @kelliemullin8504 3 роки тому +260

    I just adore Lixian's little character and edits. They make markiplier's videos funnier (not that mark isn't great on his own)

  • @kurmyshaharris7367
    @kurmyshaharris7367 3 роки тому +1836

    The way Mark's expression shifted from one of pure fear to slight lust as he realised the lady in black was _very tall_

    • @kaiyotee2475
      @kaiyotee2475 3 роки тому +162

      dmitrescu all over again.

    • @tydurand
      @tydurand 3 роки тому +29

      Well said

    • @karensalva340
      @karensalva340 3 роки тому +52

      He respects the power

    • @silver1340
      @silver1340 3 роки тому +16

      Appropriate genetics, to make sure his offspring won't be as short as him. Sadly, she's a robo.

    • @tiredfrogg2466
      @tiredfrogg2466 2 роки тому +23

      the man has a type that type being tall and in a game

  • @r0b0t1ctree6
    @r0b0t1ctree6 3 роки тому +3003

    The cat from the last game is actually Junji Ito's, or rather his wife's, real life cat "Yon". Ito wrote an autobiographical manga about him, his wife, and their cats. It's still drawn in his regular style though, so a lot of it still looks quite scary lol

    • @heroboof8595
      @heroboof8595 3 роки тому +108

      i wanted to see if someone else pointed that out! i love yon... junji ito's cat diary is an absolute must-read!

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 3 роки тому +5

      Aw!

    • @ikelldagay1801
      @ikelldagay1801 3 роки тому +21

      @@heroboof8595 hey... newbie here, may I ask what mangas or light novels of Junji Ito would you recommend for someone starting reading his content?
      Sorry to bother you

    • @Explorerofshadows
      @Explorerofshadows 3 роки тому +28

      @@ikelldagay1801 I would start with either h
      Hellstar Remina or Uzumaki.

    • @heroboof8595
      @heroboof8595 3 роки тому +25

      @@Explorerofshadows gonna second this! uzumaki was my introduction to junji ito's work, it's absolutely excellent.

  • @johannav2002
    @johannav2002 3 роки тому +2686

    I’m going to graffiti this on a tree in the forest:
    “DO NOT PLUH”

    • @jermaenjoyer
      @jermaenjoyer 3 роки тому +95

      me in the middle of some random forest walking into that tree: “oh hey that’s from that one markiplier video”

    • @user-dy7dj6tv5b
      @user-dy7dj6tv5b 3 роки тому +13

      *proceeds to pluh*

    • @BxGStone
      @BxGStone 3 роки тому +1

      Better yet, tag a rock on the side of a hiking trail "Press Shift To Sprint"

    • @chillycandle2007
      @chillycandle2007 3 роки тому +2

      Do not pl

  • @cramuel256
    @cramuel256 2 роки тому +75

    "Press shift to run" - Markiplier is going to be my senior quote

  • @clab5407
    @clab5407 3 роки тому +3024

    I love how mark went so quickly from “eugh, you’re TALL 🤢” to “oh. OH. You’re ~tall~ 😏”

    • @TheGreatMasos
      @TheGreatMasos 3 роки тому +292

      I got Lady Dimitrescu vibes from that.

    • @paradiche8925
      @paradiche8925 3 роки тому +94

      Lady-d refrence

    • @melloniethoma6217
      @melloniethoma6217 3 роки тому +80

      I thought he was going to simp after the tall robo-spider lady as much as he did Alcina.

    • @phntmjosh47
      @phntmjosh47 3 роки тому +48

      Came here to reference Lady D vibes… glad to see it already here lol

    • @DavisStevenson
      @DavisStevenson 3 роки тому +26

      the power, so respactable

  • @ThatFadedGuy2001
    @ThatFadedGuy2001 3 роки тому +519

    “I’m pretty sure most janitors would bleed if you… cut them…”
    *Nah Mark, once you become a janitor you become indestructible*

    • @ThatOneWeirdFlex
      @ThatOneWeirdFlex 3 роки тому +1

      Dabi

    • @RulerX.
      @RulerX. 3 роки тому +9

      Facts, have you ever seen a janitor die in a horror game because I haven’t.

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 3 роки тому +5

      @@RulerX. they are immortal

    • @ThatFadedGuy2001
      @ThatFadedGuy2001 3 роки тому +6

      @@RulerX. Exactly, the monsters fear THEM.

    • @jarvis6253
      @jarvis6253 3 роки тому +7

      Thats because all janitors are gods in disguise

  • @j.e.l4648
    @j.e.l4648 3 роки тому +552

    In the third game, the cat with the "cursed face" is a reference to one of Junji Ito's first physical manga called "Junji Ito's Cat Diary" the cat that appears in the game was one of the author's real pets. His name was Yon.

    • @Mr.Baldimore
      @Mr.Baldimore 3 роки тому +1

      𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥

    • @echo3788
      @echo3788 3 роки тому +34

      it's always nice to see some junji ito stuff, even if it's just references

    • @itsEmmylie6857
      @itsEmmylie6857 3 роки тому +6

      Awe nice. Love his horror works. Makes me question my existence and sanity.

    • @Zulk_RS
      @Zulk_RS 3 роки тому +6

      Wasn't that one of the only Junji Ito mangas that wasn't actually horror. People looked freaky but it wasn't really a horror manga. Are there any other works of his that aren't horror?

    • @dramaticaldragon
      @dramaticaldragon 3 роки тому +1

      @@Zulk_RS no that's about it

  • @rory3044
    @rory3044 2 роки тому +268

    Mark: Local people disappearing along that very same local forest road
    Me: LoCaL rOaDs TaKe Me HoMe To ThE pLaCe I bElOnG

  • @M0n5oon
    @M0n5oon 3 роки тому +391

    Imagine walking into a truck stop bathroom and seeing "Autosaving" on the wall.

    • @Nastybug83
      @Nastybug83 3 роки тому +1

      XD

    • @Alanox2
      @Alanox2 3 роки тому +6

      is it all a simulation…?

    • @cielphantomhive4115
      @cielphantomhive4115 3 роки тому +2

      Checkpoint.....

    • @carterkracke
      @carterkracke 3 роки тому +1

      "Aw crap..."

    • @PolishJohnWick
      @PolishJohnWick 3 роки тому +3

      While entering a dark tunnel a graffiti lets you know that the game has been saved and you should press F to use your flashlight

  • @samanddeanfan2009
    @samanddeanfan2009 3 роки тому +3758

    Markiplier: encourages graffiti
    Next day in the news: “graffiti has been popping up in rural areas describing instructions on how to play video games.”

  • @2Neurotic2Wizard2
    @2Neurotic2Wizard2 3 роки тому +2023

    Mark: “you’re tall”
    Mark: *gets lady d flash backs*
    Mark: “you’re tall~”

    • @liekhowtf
      @liekhowtf 3 роки тому +29

      * thinks about lady demitrescu

    • @derpdude32
      @derpdude32 3 роки тому +52

      " *Gasp You're taller."
      "How fuckin dare you"

    • @datone2406
      @datone2406 3 роки тому +9

      its HACHISHAKUSAMA the japanes 8 foot tall lady

    • @XylitolEnjoyer
      @XylitolEnjoyer 3 роки тому +1

      Timestamp?

    • @Kissalege
      @Kissalege 3 роки тому +4

      @@XylitolEnjoyer 0:00 - 32:54 no need To thank me

  • @bi.fruitsalad
    @bi.fruitsalad Рік тому +190

    Call me a kid or immature but the random abrupt ending of Mr. Jorkmon made me wheeze 💀

    • @sleeparalysisdemon1164
      @sleeparalysisdemon1164 Рік тому +11

      Don't worry, we all did 💀

    • @YogsenForfoth
      @YogsenForfoth 10 місяців тому +7

      My god, it was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a very long time. 😂🤦‍♂️

    • @idchunn
      @idchunn 7 місяців тому +3

      The way mark went eeeh and stepped away at the fart sent me and the crumpled up black figure reminded me so much of purple guy for some reason😂 i re-watched it like 10 times already and my body hurts from laughing💀

  • @Casedilla73
    @Casedilla73 3 роки тому +820

    Mark: “You… are evil!”
    Lixian: “I know.”

  • @Webi
    @Webi 3 роки тому +6137

    Why is no one talking about the second game... That ending had me crying for 3 minutes straight.

    • @kaiyotee2475
      @kaiyotee2475 3 роки тому +150

      same bro.

    • @JesterEnthusiast
      @JesterEnthusiast 3 роки тому +251

      Literally just saw someone else that said they were laughing at it lol

    • @wowyoupunk333
      @wowyoupunk333 3 роки тому +93

      I’m watching this at 4 am, is it that scary

    • @user-dy7dj6tv5b
      @user-dy7dj6tv5b 3 роки тому +41

      @@wowyoupunk333 ...... Lmao

    • @jbrennan381
      @jbrennan381 3 роки тому +155

      @@wowyoupunk333 I mean...if you consider sharts scary...

  • @milk3641
    @milk3641 3 роки тому +5294

    Mr Jorkman is actually the funniest game over ever seen. Not even lying

    • @MDG-mykys
      @MDG-mykys 3 роки тому +49

      That says a lot about you, lol

    • @milk3641
      @milk3641 3 роки тому +143

      @@MDG-mykys name a funnier game

    • @MDG-mykys
      @MDG-mykys 3 роки тому +64

      @@milk3641 ur mom, lol, gottem.
      Jk, idk.

    • @feetlunatic5134
      @feetlunatic5134 3 роки тому +25

      funny fard

    • @MDG-mykys
      @MDG-mykys 3 роки тому +59

      @@feetlunatic5134 hey, at least I tried not to be rude.

  • @johnbickle8457
    @johnbickle8457 3 роки тому +31

    i had to replay Mr. Jorkmon's unfortunate end not because of the fiery fart of death but because of Mark's reaction. Truly a masterpiece.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +7074

    Markiplier: "I am encouraging graffiti"
    Imagine someone actually writing "press shift to run" in the middle of a forest

    • @leyspun
      @leyspun 3 роки тому +481

      i want to do that just to terrify someone

    • @McNimicGaming
      @McNimicGaming 3 роки тому +307

      *pulls out keyboard* it not doing anything

    • @Epicnossity
      @Epicnossity 3 роки тому +230

      i swear that's going to give someone a panic attack 😂

    • @James-pr5tp
      @James-pr5tp 3 роки тому +141

      im actually gonna do it /srs

    • @SynicalStuff
      @SynicalStuff 3 роки тому +50

      i see u everywhere, calliope, superjombombo, and now here

  • @egomosquito6677
    @egomosquito6677 3 роки тому +254

    I now want to put post it notes on walls that say "Press shift to run" "Press ctrl to crouch."
    "Press E to interact."
    Perfect.

  • @Garry503
    @Garry503 3 роки тому +278

    Hemo is the Latin prefix for blood. So it makes sense in a game called “The Janitor Bleeds”.

    • @boygenius538_8
      @boygenius538_8 3 роки тому +9

      “emia meaning presence in blood”

    • @neckrohs
      @neckrohs 3 роки тому +1

      @@boygenius538_8 i get that reference.

    • @borutoburrito6547
      @borutoburrito6547 3 роки тому

      Yeah. Like Hemosapien.

    • @karensparks8984
      @karensparks8984 3 роки тому +1

      As someone who works in the lab I cringe upon hearing the word said so many times lol. I would like to leave work at work and not think about it during marks videos.

  • @spaghettiwilddog
    @spaghettiwilddog 3 роки тому +79

    Now we know that Mark is not above
    “fart humor” 😂😂

  • @Elementroar
    @Elementroar 3 роки тому +265

    That cat is Junji Ito’s cat! He draws it like that in his Cat Diary series (which is based on his real life cats), and he says that cat is cursed not only cos of its funky face, but because the pattern on its back looks like a skull.

    • @blank9493
      @blank9493 3 роки тому

      If this information is true, then it is very intriguing, thanks

    • @cautiouslycynical9786
      @cautiouslycynical9786 3 роки тому +1

      Some say "cursed", I call it awesome.

    • @KwissSummers
      @KwissSummers 3 роки тому +2

      i thought the lady next door turned the rock guy into the cat.

    • @karma-bomb
      @karma-bomb 3 роки тому +1

      @@blank9493 i believe his cat is named Yon.

  • @nachonathan8334
    @nachonathan8334 3 роки тому +2380

    Mark: “I’m pretty sure a janitor would bleed if you cut them.”
    Me: “Excellent observation Mark!”

    • @taz3rgamer247
      @taz3rgamer247 3 роки тому +18

      I liked when Lixian turned up the spookage

    • @JSE_shejdkfjdhdh
      @JSE_shejdkfjdhdh 3 роки тому +6

      I’ve seen a janitor at my school have a huge cut and lot’s of blood came out

    • @DieManDust
      @DieManDust 3 роки тому +1

      Think Mark!

    • @AsherLogan129
      @AsherLogan129 3 роки тому +2

      Mark’s a smart cookie :)

    • @nachonathan8334
      @nachonathan8334 3 роки тому +3

      Your invincible until you become a janitor

  • @ruby-lizard
    @ruby-lizard 3 роки тому +494

    Looks like there is a new horror genre on the market: TALL LADY

  • @Hamsterjuices
    @Hamsterjuices 3 роки тому +37

    Mr. Jorkman broke me. I calm down then I remember the ending and I break.

  • @beepboop3812
    @beepboop3812 3 роки тому +2528

    Lixian is genuinely the best editor you’ve ever had. I know editors come and go but he doesn’t just smooth out your videos, he enhances them. His humor and his little cartoon character paired with Mark’s reactions is hilarious. I hope he’s here to stay & thank you to both Mark for picking Lixian and to Lixian himself for his excellent work.

    • @PanFroggo14
      @PanFroggo14 3 роки тому +78

      I’ve never agreed more! Lixian is amazing :)

    • @bdsy8839
      @bdsy8839 3 роки тому +78

      He deserves that raise he asked for

    • @pulsegamin4790
      @pulsegamin4790 3 роки тому +15

      I think he is pretty bad. A good editor does not make the video about himself, especially one that is for a horror game. The best editors are not noticeable but Lixian is downright distracting.

    • @kaidenbaker3052
      @kaidenbaker3052 3 роки тому +183

      @@pulsegamin4790 nah, lixian doesn’t make the vid about him, he just adds humor and makes the vids more fun to watch

    • @abyzz6252
      @abyzz6252 3 роки тому +105

      @@pulsegamin4790 ik for a fact you liked ur own comment cuz ain't no way anyone else agrees, lixian is one of the best editors I've seen on ANY channel

  • @lithose1764
    @lithose1764 3 роки тому +1683

    “Shes tall. She’s very tall.”
    No mark NOT ANOTHER TALL HORROR LADY.

    • @four4444Function
      @four4444Function 3 роки тому +61

      I can't belllieve he didn't scream at the top of his lungs "Lady Dimitrescu!"

    • @michellemccloy823
      @michellemccloy823 3 роки тому +16

      He also likes woman statues....."Hellloo baaaayyy bah!" Lol

    • @Phantom-qr1ug
      @Phantom-qr1ug 3 роки тому +30

      It's not a sexual thing okay? It's about the power, very respectable power.

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 роки тому

      Haha you funny

    • @aaronlfcynwa2951
      @aaronlfcynwa2951 3 роки тому

      @@Phantom-qr1ug lol someone's salty

  • @CatMuto
    @CatMuto 2 роки тому +17

    Mark trying, and failing, to contain his reaction to the second game's ending is something that makes me laugh.

  • @derekghost9543
    @derekghost9543 3 роки тому +968

    Fun fact, that cat is actually from junji itos manga he did about his cats. The joke is its a totally normal story, but since it's done in itos brand of spooky art, it looks terrifying.

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 роки тому +30

      No wonder I found it familiar!
      Edit- turns out, I had already played the game before and now I'm crying about how my reaction was when I first played it lool.
      The limb enhancers were really cool ngl and the animation??✨
      And Mark's reaction is just 👌💀

    • @alphagiga4878
      @alphagiga4878 3 роки тому +4

      So was the lady a robot? Not paranormal?

    • @triskadancer
      @triskadancer 3 роки тому +76

      @@alphagiga4878 A lot of Junji Ito's work tends to end abruptly and with no explanation, which kind of adds to the unsettling feeling since there's no closure. It's still pretty freaky even with her being 'just' a robot - who made her? What IS she doing over there? Why is she skittering around like that?! etc

    • @alphagiga4878
      @alphagiga4878 3 роки тому +12

      @@triskadancer from what I gather, she is some assassin robot created by some shady gov organization, and she is living there as a test run

    • @brileysbloodd
      @brileysbloodd 3 роки тому +4

      i love junji ito

  • @jillp.icklle
    @jillp.icklle 3 роки тому +554

    "You're tall... You're tall.. You're VERY tall"
    Me: *Ah shit, here we go again...*

  • @skvaderarts7009
    @skvaderarts7009 3 роки тому +372

    Game: "Who's cat is this? it has a cursed face..."
    Me: That's Junji Ito's real-life cat, Yon! It actually looks like that!

    • @Zenoferrum
      @Zenoferrum 3 роки тому +73

      "MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FOKEN STRAY CAT OUTSIDE"

    • @ribbonfly
      @ribbonfly 3 роки тому +15

      And a skull marking on his back

    • @seraphimseptimus6984
      @seraphimseptimus6984 3 роки тому +2

      @@ribbonfly The skull-like back marking is actually what people are referring to as Yon's cursed face !

    • @skvaderarts7009
      @skvaderarts7009 3 роки тому

      @@Zenoferrum I love this comment so much XD

    • @skvaderarts7009
      @skvaderarts7009 3 роки тому

      @@ribbonfly "A curse is upon my household!"

  • @Ducky_RH
    @Ducky_RH 3 роки тому +15

    My favorite part was when lixian got wide eyed when mark said he should give him a raise

  • @callumbreton8930
    @callumbreton8930 3 роки тому +842

    Mr. Jorkmon’s cause of death was a ghost *aggressively shitting himself*

    • @dingus6605
      @dingus6605 3 роки тому +54

      I think the ghost was farting on a match so the gas from the fart caused the match to flare. If you look closely you can see the match and the ghost reaching behind himslef to hold the match up to his checks.

    • @snethies
      @snethies 3 роки тому +30

      @@dingus6605 buut hey, that’s just a theory! A GAME THEORY! Thanks for watching 😏

    • @BubblingOnion
      @BubblingOnion 3 роки тому +6

      @@snethies Butt*

    • @alocalcoyote
      @alocalcoyote 3 роки тому +10

      "Glory, Glory what a hell of a way to die!"

  • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
    @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 3 роки тому +223

    Shit. Now someone definitely going to carve: "Hold shift to run" in a forest. Or "Press E to hide in the closet" on an empty Ikea

  • @hedera1332
    @hedera1332 3 роки тому +698

    'Hemo's, like Hemoglobin!'
    That would make sense, seeing as it is in a game called 'Janitor Bleeds' and hemoglobin in found in blood...

  • @sr_b-cy4hw
    @sr_b-cy4hw Рік тому +27

    5:08 PLUH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

  • @Symora
    @Symora 3 роки тому +311

    The sleep paralysis demon farting fire on Mr Jorkmon and immediately dying was possibly the best and most poetic ending I've ever witnessed in all of my days

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 3 роки тому +2

      Nothing poetic about it... literaly a 5 minute game made for a butt or fart joke

    • @wormthejay2851
      @wormthejay2851 3 роки тому +26

      @@cherrydragon3120 that’s the joke-

    • @S20171
      @S20171 3 роки тому +14

      @@cherrydragon3120 you're just jealous that you can't see the poetic aspect of it

    • @nyx476
      @nyx476 3 роки тому +2

      @@cherrydragon3120 r\woosh

    • @aurum316
      @aurum316 3 роки тому

      Why do you have a thоt on your pfp?

  • @CrimsonCreationAGM
    @CrimsonCreationAGM 3 роки тому +1191

    Markiplier: plays a horror game
    UA-cam: ah yes, *five nights at Freddy’s*

    • @novu6196
      @novu6196 3 роки тому +30

      BAHAHAHAHA IT'S STILL THERE

    • @imnotnoi4815
      @imnotnoi4815 3 роки тому +24

      Man I love that scene in fnaf where someone gets lit on fire using a fart, so iconic

    • @CrimsonCreationAGM
      @CrimsonCreationAGM 3 роки тому +31

      @@imnotnoi4815 the fart behind the slaughter 💀

    • @alexfoolio
      @alexfoolio 3 роки тому +1

      @@CrimsonCreationAGM maybe they listed it after fnaf was released? Idk lol

    • @acerwolf456
      @acerwolf456 3 роки тому +6

      F in the chat for Scott hope he has a chill retirement

  • @neffdigitydog
    @neffdigitydog 3 роки тому +1177

    I literally laughed for ten minutes straight because of the second game's ending. Even now as I type this it feels as if though I could easily have another laughing fit.

    • @redlophix5670
      @redlophix5670 3 роки тому +35

      Yea, your profile pic fits this comment really well.

    • @neffdigitydog
      @neffdigitydog 3 роки тому +10

      @@redlophix5670 Hahaha I know

    • @sdae.e
      @sdae.e 3 роки тому +3

      same

    • @neffdigitydog
      @neffdigitydog 3 роки тому +26

      @@tat4kingglassrat549 It wasn't just the fart. It was the fact that the noise that the guy made when he died was funny sounding. Also coupled by the fact that Markiplier started to laugh which made me laugh more than I would have.

    • @slimjim4361
      @slimjim4361 3 роки тому +6

      I'm literally in tears typing this

  • @alexpine8295
    @alexpine8295 2 роки тому +11

    The concept of the arcade game in “Janitor Bleeds” mirroring the environment around you and directly affecting your progress is so intriguing.

  • @misssavage7231
    @misssavage7231 3 роки тому +381

    Mark: Oh hey, you're tall....
    *Im telling lady dimitrescu you're cheating on her*

    • @8.E.T.8
      @8.E.T.8 3 роки тому +22

      Amy: 👁👄👁

    • @Kahlan_Amnell_
      @Kahlan_Amnell_ 3 роки тому +1

      Pretty sure that WAS Lady D

  • @nanininni6947
    @nanininni6947 3 роки тому +359

    I really like the third game's character movements, they were so fluid. Edit: Also I said this before watching the rest of the video where Mark basically said the same thing lol oof

  • @leebruce2006
    @leebruce2006 3 роки тому +427

    Mans was trying so hard to not laugh at a butt joke, I don't blame him.

  • @tihy9s168
    @tihy9s168 3 роки тому +9

    I love Lixian's editing and Mark's commentary, great job you guys! Amazing team!

  • @Jinxi-g2g
    @Jinxi-g2g 3 роки тому +583

    Markplier: *Sees the word HIDE*
    *[Insert panic here]*

    • @Misi-mas
      @Misi-mas 3 роки тому +1

      Timestamp 13:15

  • @tinabobinaaa
    @tinabobinaaa 3 роки тому +930

    The last game is based off of Junji's story, The Woman Next Door! I was fangirling because that's my favorite Junji Ito story. Also, that cat is actually based off of one of Junji's cats who has what looks to be a skull on his back.

    • @furygeist
      @furygeist 3 роки тому +38

      Yon! He's so cute! Junji Ito is such a cat dad, it's adorable.

    • @bashura_0019
      @bashura_0019 3 роки тому +7

      I don't know which book "The Woman Next Door" came from specifically. I would like to know and I would happily buy the manga

    • @petrwarthursty2011
      @petrwarthursty2011 2 роки тому +2

      Boy next door

    • @bashura_0019
      @bashura_0019 Рік тому

      @Pedro Leonardo ohh ok. Thanks so much

    • @AlexofZippo
      @AlexofZippo Рік тому

      I have to ask; out of everything Ito’s done, The Woman Next Door is your favorite? Not judging, really, idk it seemed like one of his “wouldn’t that be weird?” Stories to me

  • @porcinethepigknight4629
    @porcinethepigknight4629 3 роки тому +328

    Mark: lixian i should give you a raise
    Lixians face: "fr? Just like that? On god?"

  • @panfull
    @panfull 2 роки тому +5

    Two things. First game. Absolutely amazing. I would LOVE to see a full game playthrough.
    Second game. 10/10 ending. Did not load this video expecting to cry (in a good way). The way the fart travelled so God damn slow was the icing on top.

  • @dyngle2926
    @dyngle2926 3 роки тому +281

    horror game checklist:
    1. car
    2. forest
    3. missing man
    4. local
    5. missing local
    6. local car in a local forest

    • @LeHunter70
      @LeHunter70 3 роки тому +1

      All Is Correct

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 роки тому

      Haha you funny

    • @monke4044
      @monke4044 3 роки тому

      Local Man in a Missing local car looking for a missing local man in a local forest

  • @TheMouseRanReverse
    @TheMouseRanReverse 3 роки тому +386

    Mark, the cat is actually Junji's cat Yon. He literally has a skull face pattern on his back. He even wrote a small novel called Yon and Mu which is about his cats.

    • @kexard
      @kexard 3 роки тому +3

      I bought that about a year ago! I love that novel!

    • @callumbreton8930
      @callumbreton8930 3 роки тому +8

      Surprisingly wholesome for the man who wrote the line “let it rain grease”

    • @MagnificentErgo
      @MagnificentErgo 3 роки тому +2

      @@callumbreton8930 Gylceride 😀 Super psyched about Uzumaki anime adaptation.

    • @yosoyysoyyo
      @yosoyysoyyo 3 роки тому

      Yeah! That's the only Junji Ito work my mom can stomach, lol

    • @darayoo5677
      @darayoo5677 3 роки тому

      ...and I assume it wasn't a very cute comic?

  • @WWEdeadman
    @WWEdeadman 3 роки тому +164

    Dude, a "press shift to run" sign in the middle of nowhere would be horrifying. Somebody do that.

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 3 роки тому +12

      Imagine seeing that after you have to go get help cause you crashed late at night

    • @Luna66837
      @Luna66837 3 роки тому +6

      @@jacthing1 No that would terrify me like I would feel like something is chasing me and I would sprint

    • @linkinlog8543
      @linkinlog8543 3 роки тому

      Say no more

  • @thegoldavenger.3829
    @thegoldavenger.3829 Рік тому +9

    I wasn’t laughing at the second game, but then mark said “butt chug” and I lost it

  • @nellypinto6391
    @nellypinto6391 3 роки тому +189

    just want to take a moment to congratulate Lixian on becoming a father I'm sure he's going to be a great one ^^

    • @IcyCubey
      @IcyCubey 3 роки тому +18

      Wait, he is a father now???

    • @royyy390
      @royyy390 3 роки тому +18

      @@IcyCubey Indeed he is! He Tweeted(I think) that and I saw it on Reddit

    • @VixenVulpix990
      @VixenVulpix990 3 роки тому +1

      Lixian? What huh since when? Well then congratulations Lixian

    • @skullchimes
      @skullchimes 3 роки тому

      @UCCM3wH4DRjTluU5G4j_ImIA did you not read? he's talking bout Mark's editor

    • @Alyssa-ln9zs
      @Alyssa-ln9zs 3 роки тому

      Yesss!!! I'm so happy for him!! He indeed is going to be a amazing one for sure!!!

  • @Large_Duck
    @Large_Duck 3 роки тому +1025

    Game: •Insert 3 coins•
    Mark: 2, take it or leave it.

  • @pochipachipi
    @pochipachipi 3 роки тому +161

    Imagine writing a sign saying 'shift to run' and acting like someone learning mechanics and running obnoxiously in circles or zigzags

    • @khloeg1649
      @khloeg1649 3 роки тому +25

      testing buttons, randomly jumping and crouching, taking out and putting away items, turning on/off a flashlight, etc

    • @lilithacacia
      @lilithacacia 3 роки тому +16

      Absolutely gonna do this at some point

  • @beepbeep3727
    @beepbeep3727 3 роки тому +6

    I love the dynamic that lix and Mark have honestly it's so adorable and I'd miss it so much if it'd ever stop

  • @ozone20rulez
    @ozone20rulez 3 роки тому +85

    'Press shift to run'
    'Press ctrl to hide'
    'Turn off your torch and press alt to hold your breath to remain hidden'
    'Lives left: 1/20'
    Honestly I'd be down for a horror short film about someone discovering they are stuck in a horror game.

  • @danknugget6293
    @danknugget6293 3 роки тому +833

    “Mr jorkmans work was so bad, the patient could literally shit fire”
    -me

  • @Scottworld
    @Scottworld 3 роки тому +3517

    My King and The Only Editor (Lixian) has returned to Another masterpiece of The Next 3 Scary games...

    • @theextremerevolution9361
      @theextremerevolution9361 3 роки тому +52

      Yes indeed News Cadet

    • @shatteredreality_513
      @shatteredreality_513 3 роки тому +82

      I think Lixian's been replaced... or possessed... by Lunky at this point. My YT about section has a giant theory on this, and we may need to watch out for the next lore drop we get.

    • @RavenRunnels
      @RavenRunnels 3 роки тому +9

      Hello News Cadet how are you

    • @okaexy
      @okaexy 3 роки тому +5

      Are you THE scott

    • @jessiediaz4915
      @jessiediaz4915 3 роки тому +9

      It is you Scott? Or is it news cadet?

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 2 роки тому +5

    I wish there was more to not only the third game, but the comic that inspired it. I want to know more about tall robot lady. While not scary to me it leaves me asking so many questions. Why does she change her length? Why does she need to get groceries? Why is her room empty if she buys things? She gives off an air of fascinating mystery, and as mark would put it, _power._
    That last part's a secondary reason though.

  • @arpj909
    @arpj909 3 роки тому +868

    Moral of the story: Give Lixian a raise

  • @d_shadow.
    @d_shadow. 3 роки тому +221

    "ARE YA READY KIDS?!"
    'AYE AYE CAPTAIN.'
    "I CAN'T HEAR YOU-!"
    'AYE AYE CAPTAIN!'
    5:42

    • @yvng.dracco603
      @yvng.dracco603 3 роки тому +3

      Aye yo I read this and was like another spongebob horror game 🤔 and I’m so glad I clicked it was perfect

    • @SquaulDuNeant
      @SquaulDuNeant 3 роки тому +3

      alright alright you deserve your freakin like you idiot xD omg you make me laught

  • @LilDellBoy
    @LilDellBoy 3 роки тому +91

    The fact that Markimoo gives dialogue as if Lixion was actually there, allowing for amazing animated inserts, sets the bar SO HIGH!
    Been a thought I've had for a while now of course, just felt like it needed to be said if it hasn't been already

    • @callumbreton8930
      @callumbreton8930 3 роки тому +6

      Don’t worry, we all think that. It’s another great edition to an already awesome channel

    • @Orrb1t
      @Orrb1t 3 роки тому

      Markimoo?

    • @immortal_shrooms6757
      @immortal_shrooms6757 3 роки тому

      @@Orrb1t a nickname

    • @Orrb1t
      @Orrb1t 3 роки тому

      @@immortal_shrooms6757 Yeah I know it's a nickname but why that one?

  • @maxie-the-bunn
    @maxie-the-bunn 3 роки тому +23

    I absolutely love seeing Markiplier trying to hold it together after the 2nd game's ending.

  • @Wutzup991
    @Wutzup991 3 роки тому +62

    27:40 That’s Junji Ito’s cat! (more specifically his wife’s cat). He made a cute manga about them. What a cute Easter egg

  • @duncanlol
    @duncanlol 3 роки тому +74

    mark getting scared at a fart is one of the funniest things I've seen

  • @baileyw.9002
    @baileyw.9002 3 роки тому +1146

    Lixian’s editing skills are unmatched. His humor and creativity add such a special ✨spice✨ to Mark’s vids that never cease to make me laugh. I hope this creator/editor duo never ends

  • @aolelievre5390
    @aolelievre5390 3 роки тому +4

    My cat gets separation anxiety but it helps when I put some noise on while I'm gone. So thank you Mark, my cat likes your videos

  • @stephthedeviant4599
    @stephthedeviant4599 3 роки тому +738

    You’re all forgetting the best control ever though
    “Press B to blow”

  • @JadedWolfonus
    @JadedWolfonus 3 роки тому +221

    Mark: 3 scary games
    UA-cam: Hey it's the FNAF guy, he must be playing FNAF

  • @charliebarajas8238
    @charliebarajas8238 3 роки тому +623

    It is hard to tell whether "Press Shift to Run" would be scarier than something like "Stay Still" as both are notifications that would come out of nowhere.

    • @mrmidnight3501
      @mrmidnight3501 3 роки тому +41

      Stay still because that means someone or something is behind you or watching you. and press shift to run most people would not think it's scary but will laugh. Stay still on the other hand is scary to see in the woods. way because Stay still those two words are saying that someone was eating and wrote that before it happened and didn't have time to tell you what it was.

    • @arigutstadt9831
      @arigutstadt9831 3 роки тому +8

      behind you imagine that

    • @mrmidnight3501
      @mrmidnight3501 3 роки тому +5

      @@arigutstadt9831 oh my god yes

    • @dooperdooper6679
      @dooperdooper6679 3 роки тому +2

      Hide

    • @mrmidnight3501
      @mrmidnight3501 3 роки тому

      @@dooperdooper6679 it's here

  • @tired2961
    @tired2961 3 роки тому +1

    I love how in the beginning of each 3 scary games,he puts a scary intro and its like he tries to get you prepared almost.i just love it

  • @FloorJuice
    @FloorJuice 3 роки тому +1915

    *"Mark plays arcade game that gives an in game item"*
    *"SCP Foundation would like to know your location"*

    • @TheUltimateLifeform402
      @TheUltimateLifeform402 3 роки тому +22

      *MTF START TO BREACH MARKIPLIER HOUSE*

    • @HoolaBoi
      @HoolaBoi 3 роки тому +10

      if someone can do scp writing, please make one for this i would love it

    • @Shythalia
      @Shythalia 3 роки тому +10

      @@HoolaBoi But what if an SCP like that already exists though?

    • @HoolaBoi
      @HoolaBoi 3 роки тому +9

      @@Shythalia idk, maybe do research on arcade cabinet scps, if there are any

    • @spark2736
      @spark2736 3 роки тому +7

      get the mtf units!!!!!!

  • @Mushao
    @Mushao 3 роки тому +171

    Markiplier: "you're tall? you're TALL!"
    *Lady Dimitrescu flashbacks*

  • @daichithehuggabledancecat4955
    @daichithehuggabledancecat4955 3 роки тому +364

    Mark: "Hm well the orchestra just showed up, so that's good."
    Mr. Krabs: "Can't you hear the MUSIC!? That's a four four string Ostinato in D minor...every sailor knows that means DEATH!"
    Mark's response: But your sailors didn't have 5 ovens or a tactical shovel.

    • @Sylfa
      @Sylfa 3 роки тому +8

      That one reminded me of some comedy film, can't recall which one, but you have the main character in a spooky forest and you hear the spooky orchestra music build up when the character(s) look around. Then a bus stops by the road with a bunch of musicians and a violinist gets off.
      Really can't recall the films name though, was quite funny though

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 3 роки тому +1

      Or a, Tactical Flashlight.🌅🔦

    • @marsphoenix1359
      @marsphoenix1359 3 роки тому +1

      @@Sylfa Think that was Scary Movie, or at least one of the sequels.

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 3 роки тому +5

      The funny thing is, a 4/4 string ostinato in D Minor describes the drop of Megalovania perfectly

  • @notamexican912
    @notamexican912 3 роки тому +2

    i love how on every 3 scary games video, there is a jumpscare that i know is coming but it still always gets me

  • @DuskonYT2000
    @DuskonYT2000 3 роки тому +300

    I don’t know if anyone else feels this way, but like this stuff is so weirdly comforting to me haha. Thanks mark!

    • @monicaroa3947
      @monicaroa3947 3 роки тому +10

      Yess, I feel the same way. I love when Mark plays scary games because of this haha

    • @kaveh..
      @kaveh.. 3 роки тому +9

      i literally use this series as background noise whenever i take naps, they’re weirdly calming

    • @buffboi-kun4419
      @buffboi-kun4419 3 роки тому +2

      @MrBeast ✔︎ No your a bot

    • @Itzluverboy.
      @Itzluverboy. 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah! It's sooooo cute 🥰

    • @stonksjuststonks653
      @stonksjuststonks653 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @emmad2317
    @emmad2317 3 роки тому +716

    Junji Ito is genuinely one of my favorites authors and artists. It’s so great to see someone else who knows his work!

    • @Jinxanator66
      @Jinxanator66 3 роки тому +4

      whats the story the game is based off?

    • @emmad2317
      @emmad2317 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jinxanator66 I’m not quite sure. I’ve read a lot of his story, but not all of them.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 3 роки тому +11

      He's pretty famous tho

    • @Dead-dudes
      @Dead-dudes 3 роки тому +17

      Yes, the totally unheard of universally translated manga artist. That has an anime based on his work. And t shirts.

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 3 роки тому +22

      @@Dead-dudes who in the shit ever said he was unheard of? They just said they like his works and are happy to see someone else interested in it

  • @graces.garden
    @graces.garden 3 роки тому +928

    Tomorrow’s headlines: “Strange graffiti has been appearing in local forests, local parks, and local arcades with instructions to “press ctrl” and “shift to run”. Authorities say these local reports have been made by local people in the local vicinity, and so far there has yet to be any progress on connections to who the local vandals may be in relation to the other locals.”

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 3 роки тому +53

      it won't be long till we get an actual "Press [ B ] to Blow"

    • @preciousbarrow4448
      @preciousbarrow4448 3 роки тому +35

      Don't forget "WASD to move"

    • @graces.garden
      @graces.garden 3 роки тому +32

      @@preciousbarrow4448 Ah yes, “WASD to move” was only found in certain local counties.

    • @celinecharanek
      @celinecharanek 3 роки тому +10

      this comment is underrated

    • @serakayle7903
      @serakayle7903 3 роки тому +9

      Did you mean "Tomorrow's *local* headlines"?

  • @Keiana.a.l.n
    @Keiana.a.l.n 3 роки тому +7

    Whenever I start to get sad or cry I watch marks videos and they always make me feel better. I haven’t been able to stop laughing 😂❤️

  • @thunderevermore6439
    @thunderevermore6439 3 роки тому +1407

    "Nothing ever really dies."
    Unus Annus fans both love and hate this.

    • @ryleemacdonald863
      @ryleemacdonald863 3 роки тому +29

      it's funny that that's happened because I was watching an ass ton of Unus Annus tribute stuff, and stuff from the live stream (clips) because we are coming up on the 1 year ann. of it being born and died.

    • @ipataCZ
      @ipataCZ 3 роки тому +5

      @@ryleemacdonald863 wtf is unus anus

    • @miitard6622
      @miitard6622 3 роки тому +43

      @@ipataCZ missed out

    • @politecat3217
      @politecat3217 3 роки тому +31

      @@ipataCZ oh no! you are in a great trouble

    • @AsherLogan129
      @AsherLogan129 3 роки тому +18

      Let’s have a moment of silence for Unus Annus.

  • @meanyapickles
    @meanyapickles 3 роки тому +680

    Okay but imagine: You're walking while it's late at night and you're lost and you're so scared and it's so quiet that just to break the tension you start talking to yourself. You muse to yourself about how strange your day it's been, how you've been seeing movement in your peripheral vision all day and how you must be tired. Then, you hear a strange noise. "What... what was that?" You cry. That's when you see it, graffitied on the wall: "WASD to move around" "Press Shift to Run"
    You're paralyzed for a moment. Then suddenly, your limbs move without your approval. Something or... _someone_ else is controlling you now. Better hope they're good at games...

    • @lxing7795
      @lxing7795 3 роки тому +95

      That is a GREAT horror short my mans

    • @alexdhamp
      @alexdhamp 3 роки тому +42

      It's like a horror version of the movie "Gamer"... >.

    • @LightYagami-z1o
      @LightYagami-z1o 3 роки тому +20

      This some wattpad shi

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 роки тому +5

      Oj HELL YEHA

    • @PhreNox_is5
      @PhreNox_is5 3 роки тому +3

      @@LightYagami-z1o
      Maybe

  • @mrmilktrayman8002
    @mrmilktrayman8002 3 роки тому +180

    "Everything is the same, nothing's changed"
    And those were the biggest lies ever told, by anyone, ever, in the history of forever.

    • @twoface2945
      @twoface2945 3 роки тому

      LOL

    • @twoface2945
      @twoface2945 3 роки тому +2

      @MrBeast ✔︎ I am reporting you

    • @mammonstwin7842
      @mammonstwin7842 3 роки тому

      Roflmao ikr!

    • @mammonstwin7842
      @mammonstwin7842 3 роки тому

      @@twoface2945 I shall report them with u 👍🏾

    • @twoface2945
      @twoface2945 3 роки тому +1

      @@mammonstwin7842 perfect. We shall start an army of reports. 😄

  • @din3912
    @din3912 3 роки тому +7

    Your initial reaction to that dr's death was flawless. Even i laughed hard haha

  • @Hamster07
    @Hamster07 3 роки тому +170

    mark one video: *kills lixian*
    the next video: "I should give him a raise"