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  • Alan meets with BBC Chief Tony Hayers to pitch his ideas..........

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  • @runawayplane6166
    @runawayplane6166 4 роки тому +157

    I love the beginning. Casually walking through a posh restaurant saying the words “cock” and “piss” rather loudly.

    • @startmakingsense2071
      @startmakingsense2071 2 роки тому +15

      you’ve correctly identified the joke

    • @runawayplane6166
      @runawayplane6166 2 роки тому +26

      @@startmakingsense2071 Can I just shock you.... I know that.

    • @robbie1290
      @robbie1290 2 роки тому +4

      @@startmakingsense2071, haha, you got burnt.

    • @williamrisbridger60
      @williamrisbridger60 2 роки тому +1

      @@startmakingsense2071 It really is good humour

    • @stefanjevtic7175
      @stefanjevtic7175 Рік тому +8

      After he told Lynn he'll 'play it down'.

  • @flyer1658
    @flyer1658 Рік тому +64

    Alan's reaction to hearing the guy is revamping current affairs is classic we've all felt that feeling

    • @WeaselKing1000
      @WeaselKing1000 Рік тому +4

      He does that rapid shrug a couple more times elsewhere in the series when someone's said something irrelevant to him, it's great.

    • @andiidoode
      @andiidoode Рік тому +2

      The look on his face is perfect 😅

    • @jj9749
      @jj9749 Рік тому +3

      @@WeaselKing1000 at the funeral of Tony Hayers, ironically

    • @bennyg44
      @bennyg44 9 місяців тому +3

      My dad told me once "it's Don Bradman's birthday today, he would have been 110 years old". This was my exact reaction

  • @liamquinn1981
    @liamquinn1981 4 роки тому +122

    Tony: "Alan this is Peter Linehan hes revamping our current affairs output"
    Alan: 🤷‍♂️

  • @TheHumbleFellow
    @TheHumbleFellow 14 років тому +112

    "Give him another series you swine."
    "Yeah, gimme another series you shit!"

  • @williamsterben
    @williamsterben 5 років тому +62

    Nowt wrong with a drop of Blue Nun. Lovely stuff. Not my words, but those of Shakin' Stevens.

    • @dcarbs2979
      @dcarbs2979 3 роки тому

      I didn't ask him about that when I met him, but my sister's claim to fame is falling over his bottle he left at the edge of the stage once :-)

  • @modmutha8608
    @modmutha8608 6 років тому +73

    Action man bow tie and some blue nun.. ooo the height of sophistication

  • @anaccount8474
    @anaccount8474 3 роки тому +104

    Somewhere an unknown called Ricky Gervais was watching and taking notes.

    • @kneeenaw4
      @kneeenaw4 Рік тому +10

      Completely different comedies both brilliant

    • @zapkvr0101
      @zapkvr0101 Рік тому +4

      @@kneeenaw4 are they, really?

    • @rexfreeman4981
      @rexfreeman4981 Рік тому +4

      And thinking it was a documentary.

    • @marcomeister4647
      @marcomeister4647 Рік тому +5

      I’m curious to know what they think of each other. They’re both soo good

    • @robertkingston6164
      @robertkingston6164 Рік тому +26

      Everything Ricky Gervais says and does these days convinces me more and more that Steven merchant was the talented one

  • @harveyhalloway
    @harveyhalloway 5 років тому +23

    "That's fine, fill her up..." after all the shenanigans with the Blue Nun wine being poured by the waiter! Class writing and performing. Coogan is one talented chap.

    • @kneeenaw4
      @kneeenaw4 Рік тому +2

      And Armani Ianucchi

    • @PETAL19
      @PETAL19 Рік тому +1

      Armando Iannoci and Steve Coogan were great together...😅

  • @SCOTTYnova1983
    @SCOTTYnova1983 Рік тому +8

    'Don't worry Lynn, i'll play it down' . Literally first conversation you hear 😂

  • @thegoodstuff6130
    @thegoodstuff6130 Рік тому +35

    Surprised he didn’t pitch a cement related program: Going hard with Alan Partridge, a complete history of cement 😂

  • @richardclarke376
    @richardclarke376 5 років тому +87

    It looks like David Schneider is trying not to laugh all the way through

    • @arserobinson7118
      @arserobinson7118 5 років тому +6

      It's difficult to hold a straight face whilst Coogan does Alan.

    • @nightw4tchman
      @nightw4tchman 5 років тому +17

      It's part of the act of course, Tony Hayers really disliked Alan after the Christmas episode so firing him gave him great pleasure.

    • @jayboy8080
      @jayboy8080 5 років тому +4

      @@nightw4tchman to be fair he did whack him with a turkey

    • @nightw4tchman
      @nightw4tchman 5 років тому +2

      @@jayboy8080 "Ding dong merrily on high!"

    • @jayboy8080
      @jayboy8080 5 років тому +11

      @@nightw4tchman what do you do for an encore. Shag a robin

  • @garryharriman7349
    @garryharriman7349 4 роки тому +12

    'Can I just shock you? I like wine!'

  • @BLINDTUBEMARES
    @BLINDTUBEMARES 4 роки тому +24

    Probably the best scene from any sitcom since Roman times

  • @samosborne37
    @samosborne37 11 років тому +32

    i evolve...i don't ........revolve

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 11 місяців тому +5

    From that day on, farfalle was only ever known as “Action Man bow ties” 😂🎀

  • @BunnaySango
    @BunnaySango 11 років тому +76

    Oh god, this happened to me this week, made a total ass of myself at an interview, felt a lot like Alan.

    • @goldenwombat2159
      @goldenwombat2159 4 роки тому +27

      6 years on, does it still haunt you?

    • @AmbientWanderer
      @AmbientWanderer 4 роки тому

      @@goldenwombat2159 LOL 😂😂

    • @rebasesmonks8235
      @rebasesmonks8235 4 роки тому

      Ambient Wanderer 😳

    • @johntrevy1
      @johntrevy1 2 роки тому +6

      Did you get a second series?

    • @inspectortanzi
      @inspectortanzi Рік тому +3

      He was fired, because of leaving coffee cups on the table and tutting in a slightly aggravating way.

  • @Yellowswift3
    @Yellowswift3 5 років тому +17

    The fantasy with Tony Hayers is hilarious. Brilliant! :D

  • @michaelwade3919
    @michaelwade3919 5 років тому +9

    Absolute legend. Had the pleasure of seeing him do stand up years ago. 😁😁😁😁

    • @jackoneill7610
      @jackoneill7610 2 роки тому +1

      Was he surprisingly down to Earth, and VERY funny?

  • @ianbyrne5298
    @ianbyrne5298 Рік тому +7

    4:38 Alan: "Would you like me to lapdance for you?"
    Tony: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! HA HA HA HA! BLUE NUN! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"🍾

  • @DuderinoDeux
    @DuderinoDeux Рік тому +3

    Idea for programme, I Alan of Cheese, visit various places, home and abroad tasting different cheeses, SMELLING their cheeses, using anecdotes about cheese, from dairycentric US states to the hol(e)y cheese to smelly french stuff, make it light and heavy too for all different tastes, bring in babybelles, stringy snack cheeses etc.

  • @JesusCommando
    @JesusCommando 14 років тому +23

    "I evolve, but I don't.....revolve"

  • @Mark-lj1dj
    @Mark-lj1dj 10 місяців тому +4

    I'm most concerned that the BBC has an on site restaurant where top execs can sit around having working lunches and feeling important.

  • @vix_in_japan
    @vix_in_japan 5 років тому +15

    Don't worry Lynn I''ll play it down 😂

    • @lonestar6709
      @lonestar6709 5 років тому

      _"It says Partridge, I can understand, but then cock and piss..."_

  • @craig1538
    @craig1538 5 років тому +13

    RIP Tony Hayers.

  • @gregjones8412
    @gregjones8412 5 років тому +14

    "I'll have a pint of bitter..."

    • @siresquire9439
      @siresquire9439 5 років тому +9

      "Mines is a pint of mild in a half pint glass"

    • @tommytoofar
      @tommytoofar Рік тому +2

      @@siresquire9439 anyone want to see the Eiffel Tower, girls?

  • @thewomble1509
    @thewomble1509 5 років тому +36

    In real life, Tony Hayers would have been a really good mate of Jimmy Savile!

  • @Frank-om4fc
    @Frank-om4fc 4 роки тому +18

    Coogan is a genius..

  • @robkeeleycomposer
    @robkeeleycomposer Рік тому +6

    Schneider is perfect as the smug, powerful, over-promoted BBC drone. Painful to watch, but so truthful.

    • @zapkvr0101
      @zapkvr0101 Рік тому

      If its a cliche how would I know? Do you remember Millman meeting the BBC in Extras? Awkward.

  • @bikramgill07
    @bikramgill07 Рік тому +3

    The intonation on the piss is quite something Alan

  • @nickstone1587
    @nickstone1587 3 роки тому +4

    Came here to show someone this clip, turns out it's 11 years to the day after it was uploaded. Another one of those, same time tomorrow.

  • @benmatheson1189
    @benmatheson1189 5 років тому +11

    Il have a pint of biiiitttterrrrRr

  • @pts13miffy16
    @pts13miffy16 17 днів тому

    Every British born person has a little bit of Alan partridge in them

  • @jareroken9127
    @jareroken9127 Рік тому +4

    "I evolve.. but I don't...revolve" 🤣

  • @degaulle30
    @degaulle30 Рік тому +3

    Always go cheeky half bottle of blue nun for a business lunch. 💙

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 13 років тому +27

    After punching Tony Hayers in the face with a raw partridge, I'm amazed he even got this far!

    • @johntrevy1
      @johntrevy1 2 роки тому +2

      Professional courtesy, nothing more nothing less.

    • @tutin4090
      @tutin4090 Рік тому +4

      That's why it's so great with the "I like wine" smirks he gives. Tony never considered giving Alan any content here, just brought him along to an Italian in his own place of work to say no as a courtesy

  • @seanh4293
    @seanh4293 6 років тому +23

    And old bag of cement gone hard hahaha

  • @abarlowgsa
    @abarlowgsa 5 років тому +25

    I never understood where Alan's cellar is. At the Travel Tavern? His ex-wife's?

    • @thenomad525
      @thenomad525 4 роки тому +5

      @CrazyCarMan Why would he - Alan Partridge - move a bag of cement, gone hard into his new garage, presumably from his former home? Unless he got Lynn to move it for him, since he had a fat back!

    • @georgemckenna7570
      @georgemckenna7570 3 роки тому +8

      He's probably speaking about a former cellar of his but in the present tense, just to contribute something to the conversation. That's my guess anyway.

    • @starshapedtambourineman
      @starshapedtambourineman 3 роки тому +3

      Alan often makes up scenarios in his head

  • @aarongorton1984
    @aarongorton1984 6 років тому +8

    if the did give another 5 series il lbe watching them all

  • @aarongorton1984
    @aarongorton1984 6 років тому +6

    rofl one of the best scenes ever

  • @01marky
    @01marky 12 років тому +10

    This is why Alan moved to Sky

  • @rockys201
    @rockys201 5 років тому +11

    3:36 he knew straight away he wasn't getting a second series

    • @gorgolyt
      @gorgolyt Рік тому +1

      Moments later he asked the question "have I got a second series?".
      Twice.

  • @HHM706
    @HHM706 5 років тому +3

    Excellent the way he necks the wine!

  • @martm216
    @martm216 4 роки тому +3

    This is painfully funny.

  • @tacobell6826
    @tacobell6826 5 років тому +10

    "Half a bottle of Blue Nun".... Do they even make that shit anymore?

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 5 років тому

      Blue Nun used to be very around from the 1930s to the 1980s. Its popularity wore off in the 90s. Blue Nun is very dated now.

    • @tacobell6826
      @tacobell6826 5 років тому +4

      @@MoskHotel Of course I remember it. Cheap Liebfraumilch, I think. I was just wondering if it's still available. Haven't seen it since the 80's.

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 5 років тому

      Taco Bell Ha ha ha ha! Blue Nun! 🤣 👴🏻

    • @mannixflinn6227
      @mannixflinn6227 5 років тому +3

      Was always my favourite tipple in my local tandoori. That and a beer chaser.

    • @awinbisa
      @awinbisa 5 років тому +4

      @@tacobell6826 liebraumilch. Theres a name I havnt heard in a while!

  • @robicenco1
    @robicenco1 5 років тому +15

    The thing that I keep noticing every time I re-watch these clips (which is often) is the laugh track - by rights, it should ruin the whole thing. Every rubbish sitcom from the 60s through to the 00s had canned laughter and it sounded terrible, so surely it should sound terrible on Partridge too...?
    AND YET! Somehow it actually ADDS to the hilariousness of it all! I can't explain how or why, but it just does. It's almost the magic ingredient that raises IAP (or the first series at least) to the heights of perfection that it undoubtedly does reach. Fantastic.

    • @peteandurnot
      @peteandurnot 5 років тому +4

      It does add, maybe for the fact that its not canned, its genuine laughter at a much loved (as in we love to hate him and we love him for that lol) character and his total ineptitude and lack of communication skills.

    • @WallKenshiro
      @WallKenshiro 4 роки тому +2

      Looking at it now, all these years later, when canned laughter in a series like this is practically non existent, it kinda adds to the absurdity of it. Making it even more hilarious. Especially when the show is still blatantly ahead of it's time. It's almost seems deliberately meta.

    • @-M0LE
      @-M0LE 2 роки тому +2

      It was shown to an audience and so they laughed at this

    • @tutin4090
      @tutin4090 Рік тому

      The background of the series is that this is based on Alan's real life events for him to act out. So the little jabs at Alan's futility are actually these 'actors' mocking him

  • @christschinwon
    @christschinwon 4 роки тому +5

    What was he doing on the bloody roof

  • @CalumHGaming
    @CalumHGaming 5 років тому +4

    Thats fine, fill'er up

  • @benjaminfishbeyn1996
    @benjaminfishbeyn1996 9 місяців тому

    I like the comedic timing where he says the word “cock” and “piss” only when walking past a table of people.

  • @jihangamal5823
    @jihangamal5823 Місяць тому

    They introduced him again to the revamping affairs guy at the Tony's funeral 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @georgefensom
    @georgefensom Рік тому +2

    That’s saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

  • @ethnicalbert
    @ethnicalbert 5 років тому +6

    oo.. oo.. oo... oo do you think you are?

  • @The.Last.Guitar.Hero.
    @The.Last.Guitar.Hero. Рік тому +2

    the shrug became a meme

  • @scrambledeggsTV
    @scrambledeggsTV 13 років тому +1

    exactly what i was looking for, thank you

  • @NorthWalesKid
    @NorthWalesKid Рік тому +4

    The irony of ‘youth hosteling with Chris Eubank’ is that the other day there was a programme on sky called ‘supercharged otters’

    • @upturnedblousecollar5811
      @upturnedblousecollar5811 Рік тому

      Chris Eubank prounouncing that series let his application down.

    • @bensmithkent22
      @bensmithkent22 8 місяців тому

      As well as the irony of wanting another chris evans on your hands….

  • @LScouser8
    @LScouser8 Рік тому +1

    Your programmes…your programmes

  • @Myplop
    @Myplop 4 роки тому +1

    Brilliant

  • @LAnonHubbard
    @LAnonHubbard 5 років тому +6

    Thumbs down. How can you cut this short?? The description says "Alan meets with BBC Chief Tony Hayers to pitch his ideas.........." but we don't hear the ideas as the video's chopped short. Plus the excellent "cheese" bit!

  •  5 років тому +1

    'Cook, Pass, Babtridge.'
    3:52 Alan crest-fallen and dejected, sinks back into his seat and shows a complete disdain for the chap who happens to be passing and has a, 'chat-ette', with Tony Hayers, who has revamped their Current Affairs output, by shrugging his shoulders at being told this, in the only way Alan can.

  • @Wicks91
    @Wicks91 11 років тому +4

    That with...Action Man bow tie...

  • @stephenkissane4268
    @stephenkissane4268 3 роки тому +3

    This is maybe a year after he punched him twice on the show and now he shoves cheese in his face

  •  5 років тому +2

    I've got a cellar. No wine in it. A couple of bikes, some smokeless fuel and a bag of cement, gone hard. Total conversion killer about wine. Never had Blue Nun but I'll assume it's cheap and nasty stuff. Remember seeing it in an off-licence and came in a blue glass bottle?

    • @lonestar6709
      @lonestar6709 5 років тому

      It costs about 4 pounds.
      Not exactly going to impress one of the heads of the BBC.

  • @FredwardoFalconist6th
    @FredwardoFalconist6th 4 місяці тому

    Half a bottle of blue nun 😂

  • @geekpie100
    @geekpie100 Рік тому

    2:40 - the joke about evolution - revolution - evolve - revolve is interesting. Revolution originally had one meaning only - turn around an axis. It was only after publication of Copernicus's "On the Revolutions of the Heavenly Spheres" (1543) that it gradually took on its second meaning of important change (perhaps forceful).

  • @VortexMotiveVision
    @VortexMotiveVision 12 років тому +1

    Blue Nun. Excellent.

    • @Useaname
      @Useaname 6 років тому

      vortex42studios the only wine to order at an Indian restaurant.

  • @kybone25
    @kybone25 5 років тому +12

    why does Tony go bald in the fantasy?

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 5 років тому

      Black Lock I can guess it’s something to do with losing fame, but I really have no clue.

    • @frankieaglow
      @frankieaglow 5 років тому

      I always wondered that

    • @harrydrake4173
      @harrydrake4173 5 років тому +5

      Black Lock It adds to the surrealism

    • @garyloughran9758
      @garyloughran9758 5 років тому +9

      Always thought it was a swipe at Greg Dyke who was, I think, BBC commissioning boss around that time.

    • @Rodiraskal
      @Rodiraskal 5 років тому +2

      Gary Loughran
      Good call, kiss my face

  • @DDandrums
    @DDandrums Рік тому

    Poor old Alan. At least he had the last laugh.

    • @thewomble1509
      @thewomble1509 11 місяців тому

      Don't be blue peter! Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

  • @Mark-ij2nh
    @Mark-ij2nh 5 років тому +2

    Fill her up 😂

  • @aarongorton1984
    @aarongorton1984 6 років тому +2

    ye give em another series ya SHITTTTT lol

  • @peteandurnot
    @peteandurnot 5 років тому +1

    I haven't drunk Blue Nun yet, does it get slagged off a lot in the UK?

    • @janglyjim
      @janglyjim 4 роки тому +3

      It is from the era when wine became popular in the UK. Blue nun is cheap, medium wine that you'd find at dinner parties in the 80s. It signifies a complete lack of wine knowledge to bring out a bottle.

  • @stephendines1936
    @stephendines1936 4 роки тому +1

    That's fine, fill her up.

  • @aarongorton1984
    @aarongorton1984 6 років тому +5

    SMELL MY CHEESE

  • @tyronerodgers
    @tyronerodgers 2 місяці тому

    £325,000 wouldn’t get you that these days

  • @siresquire9439
    @siresquire9439 5 років тому +2

    "Thats a snazzy Boo Kay"

  • @zapkvr0101
    @zapkvr0101 Рік тому +2

    I like how we are supposed to imagine Tony is the smart one. He cant pronounce farfalla properly either.

  • @arizonabay15
    @arizonabay15 4 роки тому +3

    Won't be long before they "reboot" this with James Corden as Alan, and change the famous line to "Give me another *season* you shit!".

    • @BadgerLaser
      @BadgerLaser 2 місяці тому

      "that would be hideous" !

  • @stephenkissane4268
    @stephenkissane4268 4 роки тому

    I wonder who wrote on his car? It was probably one of his guests on kmky

  • @kolchaker2528
    @kolchaker2528 2 роки тому +3

    Blue nun 🤣🤣🤣

  • @andymeighan8160
    @andymeighan8160 Місяць тому

    Whooooooo do you think you are

  • @AM-ub6fv
    @AM-ub6fv 5 років тому +2

    Dr Nowt

  • @AnthonyMcCaul-c9g
    @AnthonyMcCaul-c9g 7 місяців тому

    Gervais not a patch on Coogan!

  • @aarongorton1984
    @aarongorton1984 6 років тому +4

    IVE got cheese

  • @jackhodgkinsontv2308
    @jackhodgkinsontv2308 Рік тому

    Smell my cheese

  • @Lee_yourboylee
    @Lee_yourboylee Рік тому +1

    Why did they make him bald during Alan's daydream lol?

    • @joedent3323
      @joedent3323 Рік тому

      Something to do with a Space Odyessy 2001, im sure.

    • @Lee_yourboylee
      @Lee_yourboylee Рік тому +1

      @@joedent3323 I'm no wiser. In fact, I feel like the chap in Currys to whom Alan said "apropos".
      Surely we're not expected to have a rudimentary knowledge of A Space Odyssey to understand Partridge?

    • @harrydrake4173
      @harrydrake4173 Рік тому

      It adds a certain Lynchian surrealism to Alan's hallucinations.

  • @pauloshea5483
    @pauloshea5483 10 місяців тому

    Yeah gimme another series ya shiiiit

  • @slavaukraini1991
    @slavaukraini1991 Рік тому +1

    Haven't you all got jobs to do? No, you're all on the BBC gravy train...(wish I was)...

  • @harryhicks1142
    @harryhicks1142 5 років тому +2

    And can I have..... the same please

  • @valmentajat8267
    @valmentajat8267 2 роки тому

    Can I shock you, I like woman's football despite what I said earlier

  • @rezashia3135
    @rezashia3135 5 років тому

    Would you like me to lap dance for you!

    • @bensmithkent22
      @bensmithkent22 3 роки тому +1

      Its vulcanised rubber which means it wont perish

  • @-M0LE
    @-M0LE 2 роки тому +2

    This is literally epic comedic genius
    I literally hate Tony too

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 Рік тому +1

      I'm sure you could've forced the word 'literally' in a third time if you'd really tried, you only had it once in every sentence.

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 Рік тому

      Not that you actually used punctuation, of course, but it should've been two sentences.

    • @thewomble1509
      @thewomble1509 11 місяців тому

      @@markfox1545 Quite literally.

  • @DagenhamLegend
    @DagenhamLegend 5 років тому +2

    🐵 🎾?

  • @damienx0x
    @damienx0x Рік тому

    The sound is out of sync.

  • @laurenced2916
    @laurenced2916 Рік тому

    Headslapping

  • @KHETTIUS
    @KHETTIUS 5 років тому +1

    "smell my cheese you knobber!"

  • @Dead-Ball-Situation
    @Dead-Ball-Situation 11 місяців тому

    I have believed for years that they should never bring back Knowing Me knowing you because it could taint the genius of the original. However, I am starting to think it should be brought back for 6 new episodes. Alan has changed, Tony Hayers is dead. I just wonder whether it would pass the political correctness check.

  • @DuderinoDeux
    @DuderinoDeux Рік тому +1

    Idea for programme: who's life is ( WAS ) tiswas it anyways? covering the covid jabs!!! ( Razor 1 google O )