Mark Normand’s Second Date | First Date with Lauren Compton
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On this week's episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, Lauren welcomes back Mark Normand for her very first second date! Mark came prepared this time with a gift and a fresh batch of zingers. This time around Lauren gets to know more about Mark's wife and their relationship. Mark actually gives out some pretty solid advice about how to be a better partner. Lauren gives Mark his first taste of the Tasting Menu and it was a beautiful. They wrap up the episode with Mark's proposal story.
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First Date with Lauren Compton Ep. 43
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:12 - Mark's Marriage
00:05:54 - Splurges
00:09:03 - Physical Intimacy & Ari Shaffir
00:16:58 - Bad Habits
00:19:54 - Green Flags & Good Advice
00:27:35 - Tasting Menu
00:42:24 - Proposal - Комедії
Mark is doing everything in his power to get divorced 😂😂
No, this is HOW you stay married… keep your bitch on their toes so they don’t get too comfortable
😂😂😂😂😂
my wife would end my life over the 1st date - let alone the second haha
He really does act single...maybe they're swingers lol
or he's trying to pick up a new girl while making jokes ;)
Tulips for those 2 lips.. Normand has all the rizz
Autism can be rizz. I met him once and he can not make eye contact and it was one of the most hilariously awkward interactions of my life.
@@_ima_b Lol and he's gotten better at it, I've watched some of his old podcasts as a guest and it's hilarious, he looks them in the eye once or twice in an hour
oldest joke in the book gen z
@@BasedGod-ey5ee No the oldest joke is ...instead of roses on my piano, I'd rather have tulips on my organ.
Mark’s wife’s view is out a window looking at a playground. 😂
“Can you take your sunglasses off”
“I can’t legally” 😂😂😂
We all know where he's looking at 😁😅😅😂
Lauren: I’m 36
Mark: Yuck…
😂😂😂😂
Mark is to quick for Compton Juggs. His wit is primed for bamboozling tipsy chics in bars, true gold for a road comic.
44:25
She looks great. I thought she was younger!
@@junniebear49 Honestly doesn't matter how she looks... reality is those ovaries are expired.
I just watched that video just seconds ago. I was like did we all came on this stream together after watching that lara compton video
Mark pet peeve: “people telling me how I’m going to feel before telling me something.”
Lauren 2 minutes later “you’re gonna love this” lol
And then mark said it before telling her something as well. It's just human nature lol
@@vanceritchey7248 100% human nature is right. The timing of it was so funny.
I figured with the timing she was fucking with him, but maybe not hahaha!
Caught that too lol
I believe Mark did that on purpose... He does callbacks constantly.
"He's Jewish if you haven't seen his face.... he was three hours late, his nose was only two hours late..." 😂😂😂
I don't understand, "so now you agree with Palestine" 12:20 . As in Israel (Jew Ari shaffir) should be quick to help Palestine?
Or was it, that because he was late, she hates him thus agreeing with Palestine?
@@ronweasley9001He asked if she agrees with the fact that Palestine wants to wipe out Israel.
@@KnozLo ah. Because Ari was late, I get it.
@@ronweasley9001 yes and he's jewish
5:23 😂 “I like Cosby’s later work” 😂 hilarious bruh
Callback
Bro Mark is INSANELY hilarious. This is the second time I have watched this pod, Mark's first time and this one.
Ron White also came on this and absolutely killed!!
Bro barely over a minute and Mark already says "you love the blacks" god fucking damnit I love that guy
“I like watching black people react to magic” 😂
It is usually epically entertaining.
😂😂
If you think thats funny, check out the recent sketch featuring casey rocket and kam patterson
The kam patterson section is fucking hilarious, its very relevant
"I just like watching black people have fun, buddy."
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
These two actually have chemistry, which makes it even better.
23:54 “Can you lower the menu? I’m losing the view?”
“Of course, I word this dress for a reason!”
Love that there’s no pretense when he’s the guest. And she’s appreciative! ❤
I give his marriage 11 months!
Mark killed this one. That off the cuff German/holocaust bit was next level. 8:40
Did you catch the call back but using Japan?
@@Rob-hl4ogthat was solid
Absolute genius😂
Can someone please explain this part to me? 😅
When they get that big the resemblance of a butt starts.
I think he says more jokes than regular sentences this Ep. Killer Ep honesty
His first one was excellent too. Best guest on this show so far, TWICE!
Lol mark literally speaks in jokes , he cant help himself 😂😂😂
I think that's Mark on every podcast, it was just less noticeable on the first one because she laughed at less of his jokes.
Mark Normand is so based for ordering that 1973 bmw 2002 off Bring A Trailer while he was drunk 😂
Such a gem 💎
Perfect car for mark
I need to see a video of him driving it
@@Singlebarrel2323 there’s a couple clips online of him driving it and just sitting on the street etc. and yeah I genuinely thought the same thing, it really suits him and his style
@@candycouldntbesosweet going to have to find them. Thanks for the tip
Pretty neat Lil cars.
My dad had a few. Smashed up the car he hit pretty good but only peeled off the fender on the 2002
Mark Normand: The Optimus Prime of Comedy, literally ever sentence a punchline!! 😂
Need to see him on protect our parks!!
This guy is fearless. I don't think the IUD was a joke. He is hilarious.
He’s one of my favs. He goes deep.
It wasn’t a joke. Lauren was saying she thinks Mark’s wife was using it as an excuse.
He's a perfect example of how comedians should be fearless ride with the joke. And be scared of cancel culture.
Not a joke. If it was a joke he would’ve had a perfect line to follow it up with. 😂
Took ya 6 million seconds 😂🤣
“The auto stuff is the worst thing they ever done” is crazy work 🤣🤣
I think mark and his Jew comedy can really shine nowadays because all the snowflakes are hating on Israel these days 🤷🏼♂️
why don't I get it
@@nadimshabana9759 hes talking n*zis
@@nadimshabana9759 What's the worst thing in WW2 Germans are known for?
Mark Normand is an international treasure.
Mark is the best guest on every pod he goes on 😂😂
"If you like kids keep it to yourself" 😂😂😂
Trying to watch while working is challenging with Normand. What a crack up.
How many killer throwaways can there be in 1 podcast! 😂
You’re a member of this show? Unbelievably pathetic.
Killer throwaways? I didnt see any abortions on this podcast
Mark “I wear sunglasses cause like a mirror, I can see me in your heavies” Normand. 😎
"Lower the menu, I'm loosin the view " guys a legend
"I'm still thinking about the Challenger exploding"😂
Mark is just killing with his witty banter haha!
AI ass comment
@@deibtryintroll ass comment
Let's go on a date with Bobby Lee
And Theo von!!!!
Theo von next!!!!
Hell yes!!! A Bobby ep and a Theo ep would be too great!!! Theo might bust in his pants tho 😂
This ⬆️
“The thing is is that….I don’t really find you attractive, I see you as one of my peers and I respect you”
“Women like to do things” and here I am constantly trying to get out of the things my bf wants to do 😂😂. Mark Normand is my spirit animal
Home body, I feel you.
We gotta get Theo von on here!
Theo was made for this
The golf pencil bit might be the funniest joke I’ve heard in months. MN is on fire during this episode literally 😅
can you time stamp it? i missed it i think. cheers
@neilcml "can you time stamp it" hurrrr durrr
@@neilcml7:45
@@neilcmlit’s around 7:40
Heavies
“i don’t know how to queef”
“WHAT 😮”
“…ON COMMAND 😑”
Mark is like the Energizer bunny with jokes.
“It wasn’t for sale when I was drunk” - my favorite line
Mark deserves all the dates, great energy and always super funny. It's also cool when you can see Lauren having a good time.
We all know why we're here gentlemen...
For mark?
Im just here to keep abreast of things
For COMEDY!
Definitely here for Mark Normand
Yeah, Mark Normand’s jokes
28:38 literally right after mark says the peeve of “i think you’re gonna like this” Lauren IMMEDIATELY does it😂😂
Was just about to post this same thought 😂 she stinks
@@jkf_1282I still would...
@@Downs-Indroam same. Then ✌🏼
I thought that was the joke
@@timy9197 unintentionally.
"Just when I thought my last name couldn't get any blacker" was great! Good comeback from Ms. Compton. LOL! I feel like Lauren was having more fun on this one. We need a full length shot of Lauren at the start, so we can see her lovely outfits and the shoe cam.
Congrats on the first second date!
You just want feet
Mark is my all time fav!!!
Keep having him on. I will drop everything when I see a new ep with him as a guest
Nice! Mark brought the extra dark glasses, and he made sure to look random directions when he talked.
Love the longer format ❤
Glad he’s back! Honest, humble, sunglasses to enjoy the view, and Best chemistry with Lauren! ❤😂
"Karaoke, the worst thing that Japan ever did to us" 😅
It wasn't until I read this comment that I realized he was probably making a Pearl Harbor joke lolol
"automobiles, the worst thing Germans have done"
love Mark's humor some of the jokes hit you within a few seconds or a bit later 😂
😂 phenomenal chemistry between these two. So funny.
I found this becaus Normand is a favorite of mine but, Lauren's genuine interest in the conversation with her guests is impressive. New subscriber.
31:13 was expecting Mark to say “she likes to face Mecca” 😂 comedy!
Mark back with the shades of course!! 😎 He's one of the few to do it right and not be awkwardly staring at Lauren's HEAVIES!! 🤣
He’s not an incel like you lol
Plus , he had no problem asking for a better view. 😎
Obviously he’s a genius wearing the glasses again
"Your boyfriend should be sending me ribs" 🤣
one thing about Mark Normand he fully sends. Holy Moly that ending 🤣
That laugh❤ and smile!!! It's always great to see mark
“Tulips for those two lips” First thing he says 😭😭😭
The jokes per minute in this is incredible
GREAT 2nd date!! Narmand is THE BEST! Can't wait for the 3rd. He is top tier!
Perfect timing!
That “I’m fuckin TRYING mark! I’m working on it!” Reaction outta Lauren was pretty great. 😂
"So now you agree with Palestine" 😂😂😂😂
I can’t tell if she did it on purpose, but when she said “I think ur gonna like this” 1 minute after he said that was a pet peeve was hilarious.
"But we dont"😂
Line of the year✌️❤️
Why hasn’t Shane Gillis been on yet
Racism
i came back to hear this twice! mark did so amazing dude had me rolling the whole time
Lauren when your show came out I told y'all it gave me classic MTV dating show vibes like "Singled Out". I would love to see an audience version of some type of dating show formula at a YMH live event with you as the host. It would kill.
Mark was on today. Love it
We’re all ready for the 3rd date…
Mark is awesome, great ep. Thanks.
Lauren should do all YMH's ads, I skip every other ad, but I watch hers...she's killin it.
This is a banger
great episode , and underrated show
Mark is brilliant in this episode. Absolutely brilliant.
I love how a few times it took a few seconds for the joke to click with Lauren. We both bust out laughing at the same time 5 seconds after one of them which made me laugh more
Nothing beats the end of those ad reads
Best episode yet!
When mark is comfortable and in his zone, he’s hilarious. Nice to see he’s still got it
Saw mark perform a few weeks ago. Dudes a genius can’t wait to see the jokes again in his new special when it comes out
Oh man his wife is gonna hate this one 😂
“Those eggs are scrambled” killed me 😂😂😂
This was a great episode
Shout out Mark Normand 👏
Second date, baby.
I almost died when he said "not too slow, something like gangsta rap" 😂😂😂, too bad they didn't hear it
Awesome ep, Normand was on fire! This was a great pallet cleanser after listening to Bart Chrysler's narcissist rant. Thanks Lauren and Mark! -
🤔"... but we don't" 😅😂🤣
Second date baby!! I cant wait!! Second date!
“Thank God you didn’t ask if I like men or women.” 😂🤣 Mark is HILARIOUS!! 😂
Definitely my favorite guest of hers. Dude is hilarious. Nice job Lauren
"A golf pencil wouldn't fit back there" Dead.
Dying
Pin hole 🤣🤣🤣
Great 2nd date questions. Perfect 2nd date guest
So many quotable moments! This was an amazingly hilarious episode!
😅🤣😭🤣👍🏼🩷👏🏼
I love hearing the “Booth Boys” cracking up. ❤️😅🤣
loving the second dates... MORE MOREEE!!
Jeez Mark is damn quick with the comebacks.
I love how savage and raw Mark is with Lauren, he gives zero fucks lol. Which makes sense with how attractive his wife is.
Where’s the guy that was laughing his ass off in their first podcast?
He quit YMH studio and announced it here. ua-cam.com/video/nxXGnoYFoic/v-deo.html
Burp…
😮
“What happened?”
Reg flag
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Incredible back and forth between these two. I laughed the entire time.
yall two are so funny i love it
Funny episode 😂 especially those last eggs jokes
Great episode
23:45 Brilliant off-the-cuff leads onto 'I was listening to what you're saying' hahahahaha
Yooo Mark was cookin 🔥 this ep 😂😂😂
Have to disagree with you, Mark on pineapple with pizza. Bacon, pineapple and jalapeño is the best. I call it the sweet the heat and the meat.