23:54 “Can you lower the menu? I’m losing the view?” “Of course, I wore this dress for a reason!” Love that there’s no pretense when he’s the guest. And she’s appreciative! ❤
I think it's more about Lauren being comfortable with Mark than the other way around since he makes her genuinely laugh she's very attracted to him. I do think he isn't as comfortable though and seems to be wary of making his wife mad.
@@_ima_b Lol and he's gotten better at it, I've watched some of his old podcasts as a guest and it's hilarious, he looks them in the eye once or twice in an hour
@@Singlebarrel2323 there’s a couple clips online of him driving it and just sitting on the street etc. and yeah I genuinely thought the same thing, it really suits him and his style
If you think thats funny, check out the recent sketch featuring casey rocket and kam patterson The kam patterson section is fucking hilarious, its very relevant
"Just when I thought my last name couldn't get any blacker" was great! Good comeback from Ms. Compton. LOL! I feel like Lauren was having more fun on this one. We need a full length shot of Lauren at the start, so we can see her lovely outfits and the shoe cam. Congrats on the first second date!
Deep dish depends on where you go - it can be a lot of bread at certain places, but I'd say at most places in Chicago, it's mostly cheese, sauce, and toppings, with like a millimeter of crust at the bottom (though there's usually a shitload of crust on the sides, which isn't great IMO). I like to eat deep dish on special occasions, but one or two slices will fill me up pretty quickly because of all the cheese. On normal days, I prefer Chicago's tavern-style thin crust, which basically just has a really thin crust and is cut into squares.
Mark said for best music during he likes Wagner wow what a deep cut that's what Larry is whistling in line outside a premier and one of my favorite Curb scenes and then I whistled that same song in line for Fish in the Dark and now he mentioned it here I LOVE MARK NORMAND
Mark Normand is always on fire but he was really killing hard this episode 😂 He had me laughing so fuckin hard and it's always cool to learn a bit more about Mark's life and wife. But holy shit he really had me in stitches this time 😂😂😂 He's truly got a gift for jokes I mean it's like his brain is just constantly being uploaded with jokes, it's incredible!
These two are fkin funny together. They need to do a “we broke up” for the third and Lauren can do the casual attire she had the idea for, for Mark’s 3rd appearance.
I love comedians who don't care about people's sensitivities and just give the true comedy fans what they want. Mark Normand is one of the best "I don't care what you think" comedians out there.
23:54 “Can you lower the menu? I’m losing the view?”
“Of course, I wore this dress for a reason!”
Love that there’s no pretense when he’s the guest. And she’s appreciative! ❤
I give his marriage 11 months!
“Can you take your sunglasses off”
“I can’t legally” 😂😂😂
We all know where he's looking at 😁😅😅😂
he's baked isn't he?
@@GregorSamsa000no, middle age titties 😂
Bro barely over a minute and Mark already says "you love the blacks" god fucking damnit I love that guy
Bro Mark is INSANELY hilarious. This is the second time I have watched this pod, Mark's first time and this one.
Ron White also came on this and absolutely killed!!
I'm not here for Mark, his humour is average
I'm starting to like him more.
@@zane01235 Average? He is easily one of the best comedians right now.
Mark pet peeve: “people telling me how I’m going to feel before telling me something.”
Lauren 2 minutes later “you’re gonna love this” lol
And then mark said it before telling her something as well. It's just human nature lol
@@vanceritchey7248 100% human nature is right. The timing of it was so funny.
I figured with the timing she was fucking with him, but maybe not hahaha!
Caught that too lol
I believe Mark did that on purpose... He does callbacks constantly.
These two actually have chemistry, which makes it even better.
air allows us to live, which makes it better. SMH
I think it's more about Lauren being comfortable with Mark than the other way around since he makes her genuinely laugh she's very attracted to him.
I do think he isn't as comfortable though and seems to be wary of making his wife mad.
Mark killed this one. That off the cuff German/holocaust bit was next level. 8:40
Did you catch the call back but using Japan?
@@Rob-hl4ogthat was solid
Absolute genius😂
Can someone please explain this part to me? 😅
When they get that big the resemblance of a butt starts.
"He's Jewish if you haven't seen his face.... he was three hours late, his nose was only two hours late..." 😂😂😂
I don't understand, "so now you agree with Palestine" 12:20 . As in Israel (Jew Ari shaffir) should be quick to help Palestine?
Or was it, that because he was late, she hates him thus agreeing with Palestine?
@@ronweasley9001He asked if she agrees with the fact that Palestine wants to wipe out Israel.
@@KnozLo ah. Because Ari was late, I get it.
@@ronweasley9001 yes and he's jewish
I think he says more jokes than regular sentences this Ep. Killer Ep honesty
His first one was excellent too. Best guest on this show so far, TWICE!
Lol mark literally speaks in jokes , he cant help himself 😂😂😂
I think that's Mark on every podcast, it was just less noticeable on the first one because she laughed at less of his jokes.
Oh man his wife is gonna hate this one 😂
Tulips for those 2 lips.. Normand has all the rizz
Autism can be rizz. I met him once and he can not make eye contact and it was one of the most hilariously awkward interactions of my life.
@@_ima_b Lol and he's gotten better at it, I've watched some of his old podcasts as a guest and it's hilarious, he looks them in the eye once or twice in an hour
@BasedGod-ey5ee No the oldest joke is ...instead of roses on my piano, I'd rather have tulips on my organ.
Mark’s wife’s view is out a window looking at a playground. 😂
rizz all over them flapjacks
Mark is doing everything in his power to get divorced 😂😂
No, this is HOW you stay married… keep your bitch on their toes so they don’t get too comfortable
😂😂😂😂😂
my wife would end my life over the 1st date - let alone the second haha
He really does act single...maybe they're swingers lol
or he's trying to pick up a new girl while making jokes ;)
Mark Normand is so based for ordering that 1973 bmw 2002 off Bring A Trailer while he was drunk 😂
Such a gem 💎
Perfect car for mark
I need to see a video of him driving it
@@Singlebarrel2323 there’s a couple clips online of him driving it and just sitting on the street etc. and yeah I genuinely thought the same thing, it really suits him and his style
@@candycouldntbesosweet going to have to find them. Thanks for the tip
Pretty neat Lil cars.
My dad had a few. Smashed up the car he hit pretty good but only peeled off the fender on the 2002
“Women like to do things” and here I am constantly trying to get out of the things my bf wants to do 😂😂. Mark Normand is my spirit animal
Home body, I feel you.
Lauren: I’m 36
Mark: Yuck…
😂😂😂😂
Mark is to quick for Compton Juggs. His wit is primed for bamboozling tipsy chics in bars, true gold for a road comic.
44:25
She looks great. I thought she was younger!
@@junniebear49 Honestly doesn't matter how she looks... reality is those ovaries are expired.
I just watched that video just seconds ago. I was like did we all came on this stream together after watching that lara compton video
5:23 😂 “I like Cosby’s later work” 😂 hilarious bruh
Callback
comedy @@elidasilva5558
Stole it from Norm Macdonald
I'm new to comedy, not from America too, can you explain this one?
I'm new to comedy, also not from America, can you explain this one?
Mark Normand: The Optimus Prime of Comedy, literally ever sentence a punchline!! 😂
Need to see him on protect our parks!!
"Lower the menu, I'm loosin the view " guys a legend
Mark deserves all the dates, great energy and always super funny. It's also cool when you can see Lauren having a good time.
"If you like kids keep it to yourself" 😂😂😂
Trying to watch while working is challenging with Normand. What a crack up.
Mark Normand is an international treasure.
The jokes per minute in this is incredible
“I like watching black people react to magic” 😂
It is usually epically entertaining.
😂😂
If you think thats funny, check out the recent sketch featuring casey rocket and kam patterson
The kam patterson section is fucking hilarious, its very relevant
"I just like watching black people have fun, buddy."
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lauren should do all YMH's ads, I skip every other ad, but I watch hers...she's killin it.
Mark is the best guest on every pod he goes on 😂😂
“The auto stuff is the worst thing they ever done” is crazy work 🤣🤣
I think mark and his Jew comedy can really shine nowadays because all the snowflakes are hating on Israel these days 🤷🏼♂️
why don't I get it
@@nadimshabana9759 hes talking n*zis
@@nadimshabana9759 What's the worst thing in WW2 Germans are known for?
@@maxp918horrible plumbing.
Mark “I wear sunglasses cause like a mirror, I can see me in your heavies” Normand. 😎
Took ya 6 million seconds 😂🤣
This guy is fearless. I don't think the IUD was a joke. He is hilarious.
He’s one of my favs. He goes deep.
It wasn’t a joke. Lauren was saying she thinks Mark’s wife was using it as an excuse.
He's a perfect example of how comedians should be fearless ride with the joke. And be scared of cancel culture.
Not a joke. If it was a joke he would’ve had a perfect line to follow it up with. 😂
He has no filter, which is what makes him so extremely funny to listen to.
"Just when I thought my last name couldn't get any blacker" was great! Good comeback from Ms. Compton. LOL! I feel like Lauren was having more fun on this one. We need a full length shot of Lauren at the start, so we can see her lovely outfits and the shoe cam.
Congrats on the first second date!
You just want feet
How many killer throwaways can there be in 1 podcast! 😂
You’re a member of this show? Unbelievably pathetic.
Killer throwaways? I didnt see any abortions on this podcast
@@tannerholmes1587swing and a miss 😂😂😂
"I'm still thinking about the Challenger exploding"😂
Let's go on a date with Bobby Lee
And Theo von!!!!
Theo von next!!!!
Hell yes!!! A Bobby ep and a Theo ep would be too great!!! Theo might bust in his pants tho 😂
This ⬆️
“The thing is is that….I don’t really find you attractive, I see you as one of my peers and I respect you”
“It wasn’t for sale when I was drunk” - my favorite line
28:38 literally right after mark says the peeve of “i think you’re gonna like this” Lauren IMMEDIATELY does it😂😂
Was just about to post this same thought 😂 she stinks
@@jkf_1282I still would...
@@Downs-Indroam same. Then ✌🏼
I thought that was the joke
@@timy9197 unintentionally.
I found this becaus Normand is a favorite of mine but, Lauren's genuine interest in the conversation with her guests is impressive. New subscriber.
Mark is just killing with his witty banter haha!
AI ass comment
@@deibtryintroll ass comment
@@deibtryin😂
When mark is comfortable and in his zone, he’s hilarious. Nice to see he’s still got it
Glad he’s back! Honest, humble, sunglasses to enjoy the view, and Best chemistry with Lauren! ❤😂
We gotta get Theo von on here!
Theo was made for this
Yes please
With mark!!
Mark back with the shades of course!! 😎 He's one of the few to do it right and not be awkwardly staring at Lauren's HEAVIES!! 🤣
He’s not an incel like you lol
Plus , he had no problem asking for a better view. 😎
"Your boyfriend should be sending me ribs" 🤣
“i don’t know how to queef”
“WHAT 😮”
“…ON COMMAND 😑”
Mark is a top-tier comic. His timing and spontaneity are amazing.
The golf pencil bit might be the funniest joke I’ve heard in months. MN is on fire during this episode literally 😅
can you time stamp it? i missed it i think. cheers
@neilcml "can you time stamp it" hurrrr durrr
@@Kneelin837:45
@@Kneelin83it’s around 7:40
Heavies
“Tulips for those two lips” First thing he says 😭😭😭
Mark is like the Energizer bunny with jokes.
"But we dont"😂
Line of the year✌️❤️
Nice! Mark brought the extra dark glasses, and he made sure to look random directions when he talked.
i came back to hear this twice! mark did so amazing dude had me rolling the whole time
Mark is my all time fav!!!
Keep having him on. I will drop everything when I see a new ep with him as a guest
That “I’m fuckin TRYING mark! I’m working on it!” Reaction outta Lauren was pretty great. 😂
😂 phenomenal chemistry between these two. So funny.
I love how savage and raw Mark is with Lauren, he gives zero fucks lol. Which makes sense with how attractive his wife is.
Obviously he’s a genius wearing the glasses again
Burp…
😮
“What happened?”
Reg flag
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Karaoke, the worst thing that Japan ever did to us" 😅
It wasn't until I read this comment that I realized he was probably making a Pearl Harbor joke lolol
"automobiles, the worst thing Germans have done"
love Mark's humor some of the jokes hit you within a few seconds or a bit later 😂
one thing about Mark Normand he fully sends. Holy Moly that ending 🤣
Mark is brilliant in this episode. Absolutely brilliant.
Jeez Mark is damn quick with the comebacks.
GREAT 2nd date!! Narmand is THE BEST! Can't wait for the 3rd. He is top tier!
The best 2 episodes were with Mark as a 1st and 2nd date! All the best to both of you!
23:45 Brilliant off-the-cuff leads onto 'I was listening to what you're saying' hahahahaha
31:13 was expecting Mark to say “she likes to face Mecca” 😂 comedy!
Two of my favourite people. The chemistry and humour - bute. Love ‘em both
Second date, baby.
"So now you agree with Palestine" 😂😂😂😂
That laugh❤ and smile!!! It's always great to see mark
I can’t tell if she did it on purpose, but when she said “I think ur gonna like this” 1 minute after he said that was a pet peeve was hilarious.
Deep dish depends on where you go - it can be a lot of bread at certain places, but I'd say at most places in Chicago, it's mostly cheese, sauce, and toppings, with like a millimeter of crust at the bottom (though there's usually a shitload of crust on the sides, which isn't great IMO). I like to eat deep dish on special occasions, but one or two slices will fill me up pretty quickly because of all the cheese. On normal days, I prefer Chicago's tavern-style thin crust, which basically just has a really thin crust and is cut into squares.
Mark said for best music during he likes Wagner wow what a deep cut that's what Larry is whistling in line outside a premier and one of my favorite Curb scenes and then I whistled that same song in line for Fish in the Dark and now he mentioned it here I LOVE MARK NORMAND
Mark was on today. Love it
Mark Normand is always on fire but he was really killing hard this episode 😂 He had me laughing so fuckin hard and it's always cool to learn a bit more about Mark's life and wife. But holy shit he really had me in stitches this time 😂😂😂 He's truly got a gift for jokes I mean it's like his brain is just constantly being uploaded with jokes, it's incredible!
Touch of the Tism as he has stated before
These two are fkin funny together. They need to do a “we broke up” for the third and Lauren can do the casual attire she had the idea for, for Mark’s 3rd appearance.
I almost died when he said "not too slow, something like gangsta rap" 😂😂😂, too bad they didn't hear it
I’ve never seen Mark by himself. 😂 Just on Joe’s Protect Our Parks episodes. This man is punchline after punchline. He is hilarious!!
Tuesdays with stories my friend
We Might Be Drunk pod
We might be drunk is recent. You gotta check out the O.G. eps of Tuesdays with Stories while he was coming up
*Mark had to fix pipes... It's all pipes!*
So many quotable moments! This was an amazingly hilarious episode!
😅🤣😭🤣👍🏼🩷👏🏼
I love hearing the “Booth Boys” cracking up. ❤️😅🤣
"can you lower the menu im losing the view" Oh man one day i want to have his confidence
Nothing beats the end of those ad reads
Definitely my favorite guest of hers. Dude is hilarious. Nice job Lauren
Second date baby!! I cant wait!! Second date!
Saw mark perform a few weeks ago. Dudes a genius can’t wait to see the jokes again in his new special when it comes out
Yooo Mark was cookin 🔥 this ep 😂😂😂
“can you lower the menu im losing the view”😂😂😂
This is a banger
Awesome ep, Normand was on fire! This was a great pallet cleanser after listening to Bart Chrysler's narcissist rant. Thanks Lauren and Mark! -
great episode , and underrated show
Lauren is the smokiest smoke show ive Ever seen EVERRRRR...she is perfections,sound, look, personality..just wowzerz
Truly!
by far one of my favorite episodes shit had me dying 😅😂😂 "She likes facing North" Lmfao
I love comedians who don't care about people's sensitivities and just give the true comedy fans what they want. Mark Normand is one of the best "I don't care what you think" comedians out there.
My peeve is i dont like people telling me how im going to feel about things. We have a new segment youre going to like this 😂
Ahah the booth boys laughed and she gave them a quick look I think to see what they were laughing at.
“Their auto stuff is the worst thing they’ve ever done.” 8:31
😂😂😂😂😂
Can you lower the menu? 😂 I love mark
“Those eggs are scrambled” killed me 😂😂😂
I wish nadav was here for the episode!
“Hate karaoke it’s the worst thing Japan ever did to us” completely flew over her head lol
Phils was the inventor of Karaoke not Japan.
🤔"... but we don't" 😅😂🤣
Normand's easily the best podcast guest on any show. The dude is so quick with the jokes!
Best episode yet!