Mark Normand | First Date with Lauren Compton | Ep. 17
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- Опубліковано 31 тра 2024
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On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, a hungover Mark Normand stops by for a pretty wild chat about pooping, farts, and hooking up. Mark keeps Lauren on her toes with his sporadic burps and ridiculous responses to her questions about deal breakers, turn-ons, and celebrity crushes. The two also discuss dating apps, alcohol, and his recent marriage. Mark talks about losing his virginity, what makes a good first date, and the key to a great relationship. He also brings a pretty decent safe word. Enjoy!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:39 - Appetizers: Safe Word And Flowers
00:04:09 - Dating Apps And Celebrity Crushes
00:05:55 - Marriage And Food
00:06:38 - Perfect First Date
00:08:47 - Main Course
00:11:55 - Deal Breakers And Turn-Ons
00:15:46 - Pooping, Sex, and Addictions
00:20:21 - Jealousy, Hooking Up, And Farts
00:24:06 - Losing Virginity And Plastic Surgery
00:25:26 - Open Relationships And First Kisses
00:28:18 - Alcohol And Parents
00:32:52 - Red Flags And Good Relationships
00:34:38 - Dessert - Комедії
Normand made the right move with those shades 😎 well done sir! 🫡
Well he can't make eye contact so it has to go somewhere
Goated move
He always wears sunglasses on pods 🙄
We need an under-table cam
Smaht
Mark is proof that if you can make her giggle, you can make it jiggle.
Agreed. The way he makes her laugh I guarantee she would give it up
@@kingofoblivion1822imagine the brown hole must be so tight
@@kingofoblivion1822touch grass
but they're fake...
@@guybuddy1
Absolutely false
Never seen this podcast before, whoever is laughing off screen is absolutely killing me 😂 this is gold
It’s the YMH boys… Nadav is the key dude with the loud ass laugh 😂😂
My boy has left the show unfortunately
@@cdizzy42069Nadav left????
A piece of the YMH magic died when Nadav left :(
@@ultrasNole RIP Nativ
So hard to finish myself off when they keep switching the camera to the blonde
😂😂😂
x0.25 speed on the longest exposure
LMAO
COMEDY!
Fuck😮😮😮
Them heavies got Mark hitting zingers out of the park. I haven't laughed this hard this early in a long time.
The heavies! Thats for fuckin sure 😅
Definitely 2nd the laughing this hard this early. COMEDY
Zinger 👑. I don't always watch this show. But when I saw Mark Normand I knew it was going to be good. This dude is action packed with jokes
The show really should be called “The Dairy Farm.”
I watch basically every pod that Mark does and this may be the funniest he’s ever been, and that’s a high bar
This podcast is low key genius. The heavies plus a decent guest means I'm watching till the end 😭😭😭
Hell yeah . Those two are amazing 👌🏻
Too bad the host is terrible
Definitely the heavies
lololol
The heavies are crazy 😅
Mark is such a sweetheart - he really pushed those burps to save his marriage.
😂
mate, only few really understood this one, 🥲
@@andreasilvestrin7643 please explain Im gonna lose so much sleep over this
“I didn’t even notice it was yellow” mark normand is top tier 😂
That was too witty
The colour is called 'cleavage'
It's hilarious how every comedian who has a girlfriend/wife will whip out the shades for this show lol
Plausible deniability 😎
Which is crazy bc I’m a woman and I’m looking 😂😂
Literally only Danny Brown wore shades besides mark so no comedian
Normand wears sunglasses on pods more often than not...
@@2mis2TL86they’re like magnets for eyes 😂 it’s beyond all sexual implications, just gravitational pull like two moons orbiting your face 😂😂😂
Damn, hearing Nadav makes me realise how quiet it is without him
They need his laugh track
RIP Nadav
It’s nice hearing his fake laugh
@@coorslite619 That's a good idea, actually. Nadav can get some royalties and YMH will have his laughter.
@@antkemp I'm sorry you enjoy life so little that you think his laugh is fake
The Cosby slam "I loved his later work" was so damn hilarious
The production crew laughing their ass off is the best part.
After the boner comment 😂😂 old mate lost his shit
Only 30 seconds into the video and I'm already convinced this will be the breast episode so far.
Comedy!
Yea this episode is the tits
Shits bussin
Underrated comment
😂
“How old are the implants? 😃” Holy fuck, only Mark could get away with that 😂😂
Real 💀
I spilled my coffee as soon as he said it 😂
Asking the questions the people need to know!
Those are au nauturale
them swangers are natural
Mark is so slick with his answers and comebacks. A comedic genius 😂
Mark was absolutely relentless in this one. he did not hold back, was spittin straight BARS start to finish
She's gotten really popular to get someone as big as Kevin Hart!
I can think of two big reasons she’s popular
So gay!
Too good xD
I heard there was yellow involved.
That's not Kevin Hart. That's Billy Zane.
There's our fix of nadavs laughter😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂🫤😭
😢
Theyre trying to wean us off
❤ finally
😢
This episode felt like it only lasted 10 minutes. Mark killed it.
Mark is so sharp with his wittiness and puns
Hearing nadav's consistent laughing in the background is both heartwarming and heartbreaking tbh. RIP Nadav
He died young.
What happened to him?
@@augusts1 He died a couple of weeks ago. Rip blueban.
RIP Paddy.
He tried to run a marathon
Mark is treating this like a morning show and Lauren is playing off it perfectly
Lol love it 😂
What morning show talks about balls, ass eating, and kissing your cousins lol
One man’s floor is another’s ceiling.
Mark is just funny.
Well said!
Bruh he’s got no chill I love it
Mark Norman is hilarious and you can feel the chemistry big time in this episode
15 minutes in and already voting it the best Episode yet. Mark is killing. I’ve been a fan of Mark since 2009. I am still blown away at how quick he is. There aren’t many as fast as him.
Exactly
So far, my favorite as well!
Definitely, in terms of quickness only Rick Glassman comes to mind.
Not just quick but he's got a line for everything. It's almost like he can't help it
Bert is better and quicker.
Mark is a true champion. Even faced with massive distractions he can still hit one liners and zingers over and over back to back.
Can(s) lol
more like, even faced with his own massive erection he can still hit one liners and zingers over and over...
You're really easy to impress
@@weeeeee-ol2xtDo you take pride in being difficult to impress?
@@davefarlowit makes him feel special and superior
“Ohhh send me the video” when she said she could use a bidet all day😂😂mark 💀
One of my favorite episodes. Normand is a comical genius
18:17 “Ahhh send me the video” 😂😂 it’s the random quick responses that actually make me laugh on podcasts now & mark kills those 💀
😂
😭😭😭😭
thank you for the timestamp, came here just for that. happy 2024 bro
Seriously, who comes up with a line that good, that fast, and deliver it that smooth? Mark, that's who.
and the guys in the background laughing their asses off :D
Man never seen someone make her laugh so hard your killing it mark
Shane been on here yet?
she was gushing lads!
@TotallyNoCat Or Theo Von
It's the perfect format for his style. Haven't laughed at a video in a minute this is good stuff
That Kaepernick joke was amazing!
“you’re 5’10, you love laser tag-“
“i’m a pedophile” normand was non stop killing, holy fuck
This was the comment I looked for lol
😂
Dammit. I was trying to figure this out. I wish they had found a clever way to dub over it to avoid censorship but still tell the gist of it. I'm over here trying to lipread without being able to lipread. I thought it had 2 syllables. I was way off.
and yet she j laughed..this is the only epuside i watched fully, and i thought shed have some retort joke or something and....nothing...howd she get her on show...........................................
oh..the tits
time stamp?
Seeing mark on here just makes me dream of what Theo would be like on here. Maybe the most awkward and funny half hour of all time.
I dream of Theo being on this show. Make it happen YMH!
theo isnt funny
@@emmasaunders282 u aren’t funny
oh man we need Theo on this shit
She was on his show and it was super awkward.
Lauren has a fantastic laugh. This is like the 5th episode I've watched.. just noticed. OFC Mark w the jokes! COMEDY
The tech crew laughing in the background is hysterical 😂😂
Scary how fast Mark's mind works
John Wilkes Booth
Fast & Furious
Kaepernick!
“Send me the video”
Oh my god. It is absolutely incredible
This is the funniest Ive seen Mark Normand ever be. Every second is genius.
His comedic caedance just thrives in this interview style where hes getting thrown softballs and hes hitting dingers.
The heavies are also a good motivator
He crushes on JRE Protect Our Parks
Every straight male will be a little extra engaged sitting across a pair of honkers like that
Yeah like when Joe was talking about 9/11 ‘obviously I’m not a bomb expert’ and Mark goes ‘you should see your act’ 😂
Thats bc hes black.
Everyone in the back has me bent over in tears! 😆🤣
Jigglies and Mark Normand makes for one of the best podcasts
Mark is literally always on lol he just can’t help himself 😂
Autism! I mean: comedy!
@@negativeionz😂
Best part was all the laughter off camera. Mark is so clean with it
You can rent these guys to juice up your podcast.
They laugh on cue just like the tonight show.
@@sherifnabil50yup and I fuckers like the guy u were replying to hyping it up even more like bruh ur so dumb it’s so obvious it’s staged
@@sherifnabil50 hater.
@@reza_dc2 you're mad coz I'm telling you Santa isn't real
@@reza_dc2 Sorry to burst your bubble but it’s true.
Normand is so quick. The vest in the Biz at the off the cuff instant oneliners !
He is in my top 3 after watching this !
She is the coolest,smartest host .she not only kept up with Normands punchlines ,but also kept delivering them herself .She had one of best ways to handle his red flags .
I love how Lauren sells bras on this show, despite this show's entire run not containing a shred of evidence that she has ever worn one
😅i luv ur humor
Mark says let’s get a close up of that knee scar and she says I’m not wearing panties and he yells Come on 😂😂😂 He was already struggling so bad with that so called dress 😂 My socks have more fabric 🤪 The shades was definitely a must have for this interview. You know he tried to peak lol
Laurens body is legit righteous, and her personality is so fun and hilarious too!! Credit to Mark for not getting distracted by those HEAVIES, and great call on the shades..... it hides his 'tism and lets him perv out on the sly at the same time 😂😂😂
Calm down
Her accent is horrendous tho
lol@@travis8106
I came here from the clip about the yellow dress. I stayed because I wanted some Mark Normand jokes and to laugh for a change. But never did I expect to absolutely lose it with the guy in the back 🤣That man is having the time of his life and I'm loving it. A great episode!
Mark was firing on all cylinders for this one. Must of popped an addy for the hangover.
“Just wear these shades and you can stare at em the whole time” -Tom Segura
For some reason I read that in Top Dog's voice
First time I’ve watched this pod, Normand is my favorite. The laugh guys in the booth really made this even more elite. Love that you can barely hear them but they make everything funnier
Mark's humour is as gleefully hilarious as is Lauren's contagiously hearty laughter.!! 😂😂
Lauren knew what she was doing with that dress, and Mark with the shades brought immunity.
mark is a pro
But, she looks like if the chicken lady was a linebacker.
@@boodge.she kinda look like it
Dude she always knows
Shades are a must, You can never look directly into those yellow suns
I never get tired of seeing Mark on podcasts.
I agree … I heard two of these episodes … this one and the one with Tom . I’m glad … this one was way better cause those two are Amazing 🤩
Seriously, he’s hilarious every time.
Mark? Isn’t that Kevin Hart ?
@@LILLINKIDI just watched the one with Matt Riffe. Brilliant episode too
@@bonifiedeagle6128yeah don’t know what these people are talking about 😂
Nah the I love his later work referring to bill cost was fuckin hilarious 🤣
Seen Mark twice....fantastic. He's so good at interviews. Truth always kills.
Natives laugh….missed so much and he’s only been gone for a min! Never be the same without him
she could barely get words out she couldn't stop laughing lmao
Great energy in this one!
I missed this episode, but I’ve seen so many funny clips about it that I’ve had to come and check. This guy is on another level.
My boy said “the cleavage is distracting” 😂😂😂😂
The best part of this episode is I get to spend the next 38 minutes pretending Nadav never left 😁❤
truth. i heard the first laugh and my heart broke ❤
What happened to Nadav?
@@chashmal10 RIP, sorry to have to be the one to tell you.
@@chashmal10morbid obesity finally caught up with him.. he died of AIDS
@@chashmal10 Nadav left YMH because he wants to venture out on his own
This is basically the extended cut of Mark's famous New Day Cleveland morning show 🤣
That guy in the back is loving it haha 😆😆 mark Norman is Def the funniest person
Mark’s actually got some solid dating advice. Leaving notes, grocery store as a first date, and the percentage thing. Good stuff fatty #comedy #advice
dontcha just love this fuggin queef?
Definitely, one of my best 1st dates ended up with me suggesting we go to a supermarket near her place, because we were both new to Warsaw (Poland) and couldn't decide on a restaurant.
I cooked at her place - what I could scrape together to be somewhat of a Colombian dinner and she became my girlfriend soon after.
Yeah, I never understood going out to dinner on a first date especially as a guy. What if you don't click well in person and now you're tied down to a minimum hour long commitment and an expensive bill. I've also noticed that a lot of girls feel insecure about eating in front of a guy for the first time.
whats the time stamp for the tips
@@albertobernal2537Warsaw is the Boston of Poland
I love that mark is literally unable to not make a joke every time he opens his mouth hahahah
It's so hilarious, he just can't not😅
because its such a vacuous experience how the fuck could you take it seriously.
The guy belly laughing in the background is hilarious 😂🎉
18:16 , bro , im rolling on the floor lmao , most otta pocket thing i've ever heard in this show , legend
Bruuuuhhh Mark ripping a big A55 burp in front of her is hilarious 😅😅
I thought Danny Brown was going to be my favourite episode forever, 10 mins in and Normand takes the cake 😂😂😂
11:48 “John Wilks Booth😊✊🏼” lol
Top interview, laughed a lot lol...just dicovered you , you are a delight to look at , show is a delight and your dresses ...Bang on. Keep it up. Shout out from Montreal.
Damn. Lauren got big mad at that burp like her boss isn’t Christina 😂
If Mark stays married, his wife is definitely the GOAT
Love over lust.
@@allthingsexterior5245 She's married too. It's just a show
That doesn’t make any sense.
I just mean that his wife is able to take these kind of jokes from Mark. That’s a hell of a sense of humor.
@@danclark2013 marks wife is a comic as well. Mae Planert. give it a googs.
that guy in the back laughing his ass off gets me everytime dude!!
I love when Mark drops a zinger and goes "aaaallriiiigggghttttt" 🤣
"I love it when i can hit her" I'm fucking dead💀
😂🎉🎉
You can tell she really dug him! She broke character a few times in laughter! The Mark Norman charm is just at another level. It’s like he don’t really try but comes off so cool effortlessly! Lol 😂
Doesn't get any better than a podcast just like this. Dude is beyond hilarious, absolute zingers for days. And then she's next level fine, in two great big ways. But beyond those she seems legit super cool, funny in her own right, and absolutely rolls right along with the dirty jokes like it's nothing. Not to mention her laugh is beyond cute as hell. Consider me a fan right off the bat.
But your bird away bud... jesus
The guy dying off screen has me wrolling. 😂😂
Mark is the perfect punch liner, great for this specific question format. He's so quick, one of the best riffing podcasters, love him!
“Chest?” “Send me the video”. Mark dropping gold bars like a careless miner.
Hahaha that’s a GREAT line
i love how dude in the back is DYYYINGG LAUGHING
27:50 onward had me laughing so hard. First time seeing this podcast, very fun. Thanks, keep it up.
5 minutes in and Mark is absolutely murdering with the booth boys 😂😂
we all need a friend like mark normand
Great interview. Hilarious
Can we get a split camera viewing situation to keep Lauren on screen the whole duration?
You need more than 30 seconds???
@@TBIRD0625 Yes. My timing was off and I came in the middle of one of Mark's zingers. _"CUMEDY!"_
I think she is in to Mark. Those giggles were first date energy for sure.😊
Yeah, no..
“I just got the dress today!”
“Ahhhh it’s a keeper” 😂😂
I love Lauren's big natural... talent! Fun episode.
I’m so happy this was filmed before Nadav left. God I miss that laugh in the background. It’s so damn funny.
Mark, I do admire you for keeping it cool to the extent where you keep talking sense and humor despite the unbelievable distraction 👍
OMG, the second time Mark burps, Laurens facial expression is absolute quality 😂😂😂
Mark Norman is a menace, I love it 😂
He told her that her safe word is the N word 😂😂😂😂
Damn!! This is truly one of the few podcasts that you really should watch.some things are missing when you just listen.
Like dem tiggo bitties maaaan gawdamn!
Yeah you're missing two things
@@ghandiman I'd wanna touch those through a fence
Tiggo Tuesday
@ghandiman ahhh brilliant mate! I forgot about bitties! Bitties in different cities 🤪 great description!
Mark and his gd word association! I can’t bro 😂
This has to be best one I watched the second one too where she says im also 36 he says YUCK its hilarious
Mark is always hilarious but he absolutely CRUSHED this😂
Dude Mark was on fire. Just line after line.