The funniest termination attempt I read was when they send scp682 to a different reality and then got a worse version of scp682 send back with the message "it's your problem now".
Item: SCP-507 Tissue Test Record: N/A Termination Test Record: SCP-507 was physically attached to SCP-682's left forelimb with nylon zip ties while SCP-682 was inactive due to physical destruction incurred during an unrelated containment breach. Attending personnel continued to spray SCP-682's body, with the exception of the limb to which SCP-507 was attached, with hydrochloric acid provided via high-pressure hoses. After 7 hours and 52 minutes, SCP-507's anomalous properties activated and it and SCP-682 both disappeared. SCP-507 remanifested in an unpopulated area adjacent to Site ██, approximately 8,000 kilometers away, 63 hours later, attached to an entity possessing large fangs and a pair of vestigial wings but otherwise identical to SCP-682, by nylon zip ties of a different color than the ones applied by containment personnel at the beginning of the test. A handwritten note was found pinned to SCP-507's chest, reading as follows; Dear Universe 5802-Sigma-Blue-Romeo; It's your problem now, suckers.
SCP-682 : Talks with a misanthropic D-class The D-class : dies from cringe SCP-682 : "OK, I'm used to the several murder attempts every week. But this one stings."
@@kingofdiamonds5111 Yeah. I searched it up, and (I don't remember if they said this in the video) it kills by clogging the arteries. I immediately thought that SCP-682 could just react by expanding his arteries, and the only way that this wouldn't work was if the fat in the arteries continued to pile up, but since a subject has been saved by extremely quick surgery after eating, this rules out the only way that SCP-682 could possibly die from this. I guess it was worth a shot though if they were desperate
@@ampleman602 I think the implications of his reasoning are pretty interesting, honestly. He can't hurt 682, but 682 can't hurt him either, so he's obviously not afraid of it. He can't even interact with it because, to him,, it might as well not exist. He's also normally kind, even when he isn't materially helpful. You'd expect him to, at a minimum, express sympathy over being unable to help. Instead, he brushes them off and tells them to deal with that thing themselves. To me, that implies that he views SCP-682 as something that mankind is responsible for in some way or another. Either it was created by us, or its hatred of all life comes from something that we've done/continued to do. He not only can't destroy it, but doesn't even want to.
If you have watched the video on SCP-001 ("The Spiral Path"), you would know exactly why SCP-343, or "God" did not want to kill 682. In the video, it explains that the SCP foundation actually created most SCPs they have in containment. Which explains the "he's one of yours."
Dr Alto Clef is a reality bender capable of having disturbing mommy daddy relations with 173 killing 682 with his mind isn't exactly soo far fetched when he's the guy you're talking about
SCP foundation: we've tried literally everything to kill 682, we tried to crystalize it, tear it to shreds and even downright erasing it from existance! Dr Clef: How bout i scare it to death? SCP foundation: that... SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA
I LOVE the Dr. Spanko one because it's even funnier in-context: they motivated him by telling him that 682 wanted to destroy all the "stranglefruits" (gummy worms) in existence and that Dr. Spanko had to argue his case against that. Dr. Spanko storms into 682's chamber ready for action...and 682 just says "Leave." and Dr. Spanko politely obliges. Dr. Spanko's so weird that even 682 doesn't wanna deal with him XD
I mean they haven't tried it so they can't truly say that's what would happen! The guy was right, proper research needs to be performed. Inquiring minds want to know!
Go back in time to when scp 682 was just contained and tell the scp foundation to have a mutual agreement to not kill each other and give scp 682 luxury everything and get a super viable weapon
Launch it into the sun. If a little bit of acid keeps it somewhat contained, I imagine falling into a gravity well of almost infinitely burning plasma will do one or two things. But then again, I'm sure the damned sun itself is also an SCP or something, and it would turn into a giant lizard or some other inane thing.
or it would be a similar idea as to why using Nuclear warheads was denied. What if the lizard suddenly is resistant to the gravity/heat/nuclear fusion? at that point, there wouldn't be a lot of things that it *wouldn't* be immune to
Personally, I think that 682 just has adaptive regeneration and self resurrection like Doomsday. They probably DID kill him during this test, but like a bad case of herpes 682 always bounces back. The better question is, considering how effectively 682 adapts to everything else, why does the acid still work so well? Is it because it is a constant chemical attack that does damage every second whereas most of the things we see 682 adapt and become immune to are esoteric or energy based or is it just lazy writing?
Its most likely that 682 does resist it but because it doesn't all that care 682 body doesn't bother all that much to properly adampt unless it will die
I have a personal theory that the acid doesn't work anymore. SCP-682 is smart. It's incredibly intelligent, and I have a personal theory that in reality, it's long since permanently adapted to the acid. The most important factor of this is that the Foundation doesn't know. As far as they're aware, the acid is effective. 682 is biding its time, keeping this fact utterly secret from them, because if they were to find out, they'd find something else to torture it with, and would probably start cycling it between said tortures so it doesn't start adapting properly. So instead it sits there, waiting for a perfect opportunity where there's such a massive event that they can't possibly recontain it, and that's when it makes its move, shrugging off the acid and attacking at full strength.
The main reason they are trying to kill it is the fact that it takes up a disproportionate amount of Foundation resources to contain. At its core, it is still just one monster, and has nowhere near the threat level of some other SCP objects. But its anomalous properties, combined with its intelligence and active malevolence, means that it routinely makes containment breach attempts that often claim sizeable casualties. This means that they need to put forth an amount of effort comparable to containing the literal gates of hell just to keep this one monster from going on a rampage, effort which could be better applied elsewhere if this thing was out of the picture.
They terminate anomalies if they're more risk than reward. Like Ananteshesha, its dangerous but they get amnestics from it. They try to avoid unnecessary termination though. Otherwise they'll end up with another scenario like the chair mulch one.
What would be really funny is if the Lizard does not experience time in a linear fashion and it's hatred of life is a direct result of Foundation experimentation.
Roblox roleplayers in a nutshell - Player1: punches Player2: DOGES Player1: Punches and it undodgable Player2: BLOCKS Player1: BLOWS UP THE WHOLE FRIKIN WORLD Player2: HAS MAGIC COAT Player1: I A M G O I N G T O B L O W U P T H E W H O L E W O R L D! K I L L Y O U R S E L F N O W !!!!!!!!!!!
Love how the doctor in the beginning literally tried to out giga chad 682 lost, got mad, got locked in the room. Then just blew his way out and you skimmed past it like it was just another day trying to kill the unkillable reptile.
I can kind of understand why SCP-682 has a 'hatred of all life'. 'All life' keeps trying to kill it. Personally I'd be a bit pissed in that position too...
To me that only makes me a little unsettled by the bunny. When you spit at gods, but fear the rabbit, then there may be more to it. And it only backed off when the bunny began to eat it. This may mean that the rabbit may be able to kill 682.
@@joha_21 And 682's not gonna allow them near him after the first hit so having another attempt will not be likely as 682 will remain on the ceiling for the rabbit and will have its bulletproof eyes for 173.
@@cursedhawkins1305 exactly on 173. He somehow needs to have his eyes damaged, especially with the armor the eyes now have. 173 instilled fear and almost ended him, but the drawback is 173's psychological standpoint. He only attacks when he isn't seen
I know imma get R/woooshed for this but, That would be a good idea, except that fact that SCP-682 can quite literally murder everyone in that building in just 30 minutes at tops. The reason it doesn’t, unknown, but if it decides to not kill everyone with ease, WHICH IT CAN, it will develop a powerful brain that will send out an electrical signal that will shut down whatever is playing it. Basically a biological EMP attack.
I feel they didn’t use the coffee Machine to the fullest, if you remember when a staff named joe asked for a “cup of joe” the machine took it from him, I would try asking for a cup of the hard to kill’s life force, or maybe something stranger like his ability to live, or maybe his want to harm humans, many ideas
Multiple SCPs seemed to have succeeded in killing it. It just doesn't seem to atop when killed. However SCP-2935 made it stop being alive, and that's something different. We've already killed it many times, what we're trying and failing to do is make it stop being alive. Now of course we can't use SCP-2935 against it, but if we can analyze why that one was able to make SCP-682 stop being alive, we might be able to find some other way to accomplish the same thing.
One of my favourite termination attempts was when they had Dr. Bright, who's soul is trapped in a pendant which allows him to switch bodies, had his "soul" thrown into 682 to try and take it's body over. The story was like some abstract nightmare battle inside of 682's head.
@@tsg_frank 682 drove out Dr Bright's consciousness after a grueling conflict, but it looks like it may still remember a lot of information from inside Bright's memory. So like usual, it adapted to the attempt to stop it and ended up more dangerous.
How about more 05:go to date with a girl and kill more people , start a country and kill more people , go to war with usa kill a few more people , take over the world and kill more people!
Have we ever tried being nice to 682? Not that it would do much, I'm just curious how it would respond to some basic niceties that don't involve sacrifices.
@@mystikalmadness8739 Even still. It's not really predictable. Like what of it just turned it into some super cure. I mean it improves stuff, but the word improve can be very loaded. Like with the monkey. You'd think it would have just made a super intelligent humanoid, instead it was a monster.
I'm pretty sure that was the point, the O5 considered him stupid, and its pretty common the hear Dummkopf used in place of dumb or stupid. Sooooo yea that was intentional.
You forgot about the most “successful” termination attempt so far: When the nice guest researcher had two children play with SCP-682 like the Young Girl
@@thegoose6895 why are you asking where an scp gets it’s drinks from. The machine can dispense literally any drink in existence, even if it isn’t a drink.
From my understanding the reason the SCP doesn't neutralize more SCPs is because they don't know what might happen if they succeed, if there would be side effects arguably worse than the original SCP. Like when the Occult Coalition destroyed the teleporting chair and ended up making a teleporting pile of splinters that was now aggressive towards humanity instead of altruistic. The immortal lizard tends to be the one the SCP agrees there's no good reason to keep around though, it's so bad that the fallout from killing it is seen as a reasonable risk.
i know i’m late, but the SCP “Sage, Euclid, Keter” rating system is not based on how dangerous it is; but how hard it is to contain. So yes, SCP 542 can eat everything, but it’s surprisingly easy to contain.
@@outdoorscholar6016 With the stuff they went through just to get to this possible thread, I can only imagine how lazy would have to be not to get the necessary quarters.
O5-01: God damn it Bright, it's you Bright: I didn't give the recommendation to release it to the wild O5-01: how do you know that, we haven't told anyone. Bright: oh..... 05-01: I was going to talk about your plan to use a chainsaw machine gun. How about an acid bath, Bright ?
There was also the test with SCP 053 which had a surprising effect of temporarily pacifying 682 and becoming 053s new friend. This led to the head researcher of the time testing it out with other non anomalous children in various states with predictable results until the staff fed the head researcher to 682. The termination attempt logs display it really well
He would but can’t, because he didn’t create him, The Scarlet King did. So, The Scarlet King could destroy him, but he would also destroy the reality as well. 682 probably knows this
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Foundation: "This anomaly is too strong. Anyone have more ideas on how we can terminate 682?" Guest Researcher Dr. W: "Children." Foundation: "... In 682's containment you go."
I mean he didn't say release it near any population center. Maybe drop it in Antarctica. At the very least it should be contained there already as it's the least populated continent. Gives plenty of time to catch it if it gets loose between rampages
@@Master_E444 technically yes, but it's still a risk. Remember it can adapt to the freezing temperatures pretty well and likely will be able to find a way into some civilization after some given time. Also, recall there was a pitch to 05 as to just dropping 682 from a plane to see how he can withstand terminal velocity, but that was shit down from a similar reason to this.
@@johngennaria the point isn't to try and terminate it, the point is to keep it far from a population center. Even if it is fast for a land animal, it could take weeks to get to anywhere with a good number of humans if it does detour to kill the occasional polar bear or school of fish under the ice. You could bring it to point Nemo but I'm pretty sure they already have a containment site their given it's remote location. Though you could try both by dropping it at terminal velocity into the Arctic
@@TylerMeme its changed for the sake of the story. Plus i doubt no researcher as ever suggested it. They probably were just done away with because they suggested it.
13:30 someone give the voice actor for this show needs an Oscar or an Emmy or whatever awards voice actors get. The way he is able to maintain the voice we know as the SCP narrator while also conveying the absolute frustration and irritation of the 05 council member is amazing
I know the voice actor's name(Hunter Peterson), but I do not think he has any rewards and is a pretty small voice actor. One of his most famous things is the raid shadow legends thing.
“It made 682 seem to appear intoxicated, a good sign!” *Shows 682 holding a bottle and karaoke mic like an east cost club hopper* 🤣 Why did I find that so damn charming lol
Theory: His regenerative ability is based on autonomic reality bending. In other words, he can't consciously bend reality, but his body can, following a simple instinctual imperative. Solution: Surround him with the best reality anchoring tech you have and reapply previous termination methods.
That could work. Id reccomend using 5094, or dr brights necklace, if your idea does not work. 5094 to tell the foundation how to kill it. Dr brights necklace would leave 682 braindead if put on and taken off. Leaving it on would not be the worst either. It would result in a scientific 682, loyal to the foundation
Put him inside the room on the other side of that one inter-dimensional door thingy so that 682 can only adhere to the laws of reality within the room.
@@theeclipsemaster did you just say, giving Dr.Bright the body of 682 would not be the worst?... he would probably start tests like: how many D-class can i eat until i'm full, or how hard is it to break containment?
@@Tzkaar yeah, good point. But at least 682 wouldnt be evil anymore. Dr 682 (thats what im gonna call the dr bright/682 mix) could be useful for stuff like the destruction of the chaos insurgency
What I find hilarious about "Last Chance Diner" (or SCP-807) is that after consuming that disgusting meal and suffering from it, 682 procedeed to ingest another special, eating a total of three.
I mean like, it doesn't make much sense that all of his atoms can be destroyed by 001's flaming sword. But somehow come back to life from non-existence
he decides not to die. that’s a normal thing for scp’s tho, because the definition of an scp is… *hmmmm what is death never heard of it sorry wait it means u sleep forever ok then D I E*
You know SCP 682 has been shown to at least be momentarily morphed, or damaged. There must be an SCP capable of changing 682 into fleshy letters which 2521 would then potentially take
Oh boy new idea I'm all for it: How about someone made a bet with SCP-503 asking him to guess how to kill SCP-682? He is the luckiest man in the world and always has a 100% win rate on bets, so he wouldn't fail!
@@NSW_Rage it could theoretically be stronger since some cultists could use luck and actually manage to summon ol' Scarlet King to our plane of existence and then god gets bodied by the omega being thats eaten eldritch gods for breakfast (he canonically ate elder gods for breakfast)
Instead of getting an Olympic pool sized amount what if we change the liquid in his containment from acid to the substance and align the whole walls with the somehow never able to be destroyed cups also has the scp foundation tried cutting them with like scissors
Why don’t they put him in the infinite IKEA store the only people who will suffer is the people who live in it also what are the chances of him finding the way out also the IKEA doesn’t have walls so there no way he could break out
I think I have an idea on how to kill 682. Put him in an empty room, with 173 on a trapdoor in the ceiling, 682 not knowing of this. Then, shoot out 682's eyes, and drop the trap door, letting 173 fall into the room, and kill 682. If none of the spectators look, 682 should eventually die, right?
I love how 082 and 682 have a history. It really shines light on just how deep and extensively the scp’s can go. I like to think that because they both have “82” in their names their somehow connected.
I'm pretty sure that when it comes to scp-682 we shouldn't be talking about killing it. We should be finding a way to incapacitate it in some way, like locking it in an eternal conversation as, it's clear that it likes to express its feelings, as it did with scp-079 or in this case the D-class personnel.
It is too clever to be stuck. He would express it for a while and then notice what they're trying to do, if not would get bored and attempt a breach again
According to the old Keter Duty 001 proposal, his most mortal fear is being unable to kill. So they lock him with the entities from SCP-296 (who pass judgment on anyone that enters their vicinity and act out appropriate punishments), and they turn into his victims and successfully strip away his ability to kill them. In other words, they serve him a taste of his own medicine and the mere idea paralyzes him with enough fear that the Foundation achieves permanent containment.
Should just contain it in scp 2935, the alternate earth where every living thing is already dead, including that earth's scp 682. Wouldn't be dead, but wouldn't be able to escape either
To be fair, it was a perfectly scientific proposal. Just put it in a unpopulated area and examine its behaviour, to better understand it. If at any point it becomes dangerous for some reason, just capture it again, since it seems that they capture it very regularly anyways.
What if they used the vending machine to make not an SCP 682 killer, but a drink that can take down the creature's abilities? Like this can be used in tandem with another SCP like the rabbit, for example, a drink that will immobilize SCP 682 for a day + rabbit
My favorite is when Bright suggested they drop him out of plane and see if the fall kills him then proceeds to use the terminations logs as his personal chat room.
@@KlaxontheImpailr I don't think even the newbies are that dumb and I doubt they'd let someone who's new come near Keters without getting some experience with the Euclids first. Also Bright is known to troll staff and the O5 from time to time
iirc, he also suggested defeating it with "the power of friendship" i don't remember if it was 682 in particular but he did suggest something like that
2 ideas, use the vending machine over and over until you have enough 682 killer, or, make a second containment unit for 682, that significantly lowers its ability to move, and let the rabbit in
You have to understand 682 is the cartoon protagonist and the 05 council is genre savvy. Aka they understand no one wants to be the coyote that used a nuke on the road runner.
Imagine a magical coffee machine being more effective against an immortal lizard than a sword that's literally hotter than the Sun.
How to describe the foundation to a new fan.
i m a g i n e
LOL
imagine not being more effective than the magical coffee machine
also how the tickle monster survived against this thing?
The funniest termination attempt I read was when they send scp682 to a different reality and then got a worse version of scp682 send back with the message "it's your problem now".
Link pls
Is it on the wiki
Where, lol
@@gusthavo15yearsand98 it was the termination attempt with scp507, the 33. termination attempt
Item: SCP-507
Tissue Test Record:
N/A
Termination Test Record:
SCP-507 was physically attached to SCP-682's left forelimb with nylon zip ties while SCP-682 was inactive due to physical destruction incurred during an unrelated containment breach. Attending personnel continued to spray SCP-682's body, with the exception of the limb to which SCP-507 was attached, with hydrochloric acid provided via high-pressure hoses. After 7 hours and 52 minutes, SCP-507's anomalous properties activated and it and SCP-682 both disappeared.
SCP-507 remanifested in an unpopulated area adjacent to Site ██, approximately 8,000 kilometers away, 63 hours later, attached to an entity possessing large fangs and a pair of vestigial wings but otherwise identical to SCP-682, by nylon zip ties of a different color than the ones applied by containment personnel at the beginning of the test. A handwritten note was found pinned to SCP-507's chest, reading as follows;
Dear Universe 5802-Sigma-Blue-Romeo;
It's your problem now, suckers.
"researchers grew increasingly frustrated with SCP-682's unwillingness to die" that line right there cracked me up with how it was delivered
It has to much determination
SCP-682 : Talks with a misanthropic D-class
The D-class : dies from cringe
SCP-682 : "OK, I'm used to the several murder attempts every week. But this one stings."
My favorite failed termination attempt
"sir, the giant monster has resisted multiple warheads, other giant monsters and God himself. What should we do next?"
"send in the dinner plate"
Lollllllllll
Yay that was stuped but they where running out of idea
@@kingofdiamonds5111 Yeah. I searched it up, and (I don't remember if they said this in the video) it kills by clogging the arteries.
I immediately thought that SCP-682 could just react by expanding his arteries, and the only way that this wouldn't work was if the fat in the arteries continued to pile up, but since a subject has been saved by extremely quick surgery after eating, this rules out the only way that SCP-682 could possibly die from this.
I guess it was worth a shot though if they were desperate
Funny
yea cause the dinner plate will kill 'em
"It looked like they needed God on their side. So, they recruited God."
Now that's just a fkn power move.
But he didn’t give to craps.
Not as big a power more as his responce
@@kayleighbrown459 -"Yo we need your help bad, G."
-"I missed the part where that's MY problem."
"oh yeah the lizard, I didn't create him so I cant help you kill him"
"damnit, another fail........wait, what?!"
"He's not one of mine. Deal with him yourself"
Foundation:Well, that was a dud
“He’s not one of mine. Deal with him yourself.”
Damn god....
God damn… god…
A major bruh moment when even god cannot help you
@@ampleman602 I think the implications of his reasoning are pretty interesting, honestly.
He can't hurt 682, but 682 can't hurt him either, so he's obviously not afraid of it. He can't even interact with it because, to him,, it might as well not exist. He's also normally kind, even when he isn't materially helpful. You'd expect him to, at a minimum, express sympathy over being unable to help. Instead, he brushes them off and tells them to deal with that thing themselves.
To me, that implies that he views SCP-682 as something that mankind is responsible for in some way or another. Either it was created by us, or its hatred of all life comes from something that we've done/continued to do. He not only can't destroy it, but doesn't even want to.
@@NyanCatHerder Exactly
@@ampleman602 the SCP foundation: bruh
If you have watched the video on SCP-001 ("The Spiral Path"), you would know exactly why SCP-343, or "God" did not want to kill 682. In the video, it explains that the SCP foundation actually created most SCPs they have in containment. Which explains the "he's one of yours."
Well, depending on canon, he could be referencing a different god creating 682. Namely, the Scarlet King.
Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought that SCP-001 wasn't known. As in there are a bunch of proposed SCP-001s
096 is one of God's creations by lore
@@Roi-sy4jo idk, he was a mutated human, due to the king of the mountain, but its not official lore, but its the best thing we got.
That last one was so funny , never realised that the O5 had a sense of humour 😂
ikr
yes me to
I say put him in a Quasar.
Apparently so
Don't think The O5 was joking
That researcher better stay hidden
Foundation : “ why won’t you cooperate?!”
SCP 682: “I Don’t Want To Die”
Lol
I like how some guy was like "I'm gonna look at him till he dies" and surprisingly isn't killed
well, said guy was Dr. Clef, so...
Dr Alto Clef is a reality bender capable of having disturbing mommy daddy relations with 173 killing 682 with his mind isn't exactly soo far fetched when he's the guy you're talking about
Clef is a super powerful reality bender. Him being unable to kill 682 is easily the most terrifying case here
Your looking at one of the legendary members of the foundation, Dr Clef
Yeah, but dr cleft is a badass reality bender
SCP foundation: we've tried literally everything to kill 682, we tried to crystalize it, tear it to shreds and even downright erasing it from existance!
Dr Clef: How bout i scare it to death?
SCP foundation: that... SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA
@riot`` are you kidding me
@riot`` knew it
I got an idea: give 682 dead memes
*Scp 682 feels like a kid who changes the rules of the game everytime he starts to lose*
Yes
*CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED*
so true
its like me and my sister battle
When she starts to lose
She will say
HAHAHA I WILL SHOW YOU MY TRUE POWER!!!! YOU DIE AND I WIN!!!!
I'm that kid...
“He’s not one of mine. Deal with it yourself.” That’s a very God thing to say and or do
AYO EXACTLY WHEN I WENT TO COMMENTS I SAW THIS COMMENT EXACTLY WHEN THAT MOMENT HAPPENED
"God helps those who help themselves."
@@JackLoyal93 Then why do we need God?
@@moth8775 god is overrated
@@sahar1213 then explain why it's GODzilla and not sciencezilla
Scp: *doesn’t want to die*
Researchers: And I took that personally..
Scp-682: "And? What are you gonna do about it?" 😏😂🤷♀️🖕
Yeah… people tend to take slaughtering everything In sight personally.
Lmao
Dr. Bright: I'm going to imagine I didn't hear that
use the deal with the devil it can kill it
"Somewhat unconventional personality" I feel like that's a bit of an understatement
I LOVE the Dr. Spanko one because it's even funnier in-context: they motivated him by telling him that 682 wanted to destroy all the "stranglefruits" (gummy worms) in existence and that Dr. Spanko had to argue his case against that. Dr. Spanko storms into 682's chamber ready for action...and 682 just says "Leave." and Dr. Spanko politely obliges.
Dr. Spanko's so weird that even 682 doesn't wanna deal with him XD
Dr Spanko wants his gummy worms for as long as he is alive.
Funny
mee too
I had to look him up. Seeing a picture of a bird only arose more questions
Mmmm gummy worms!
682: *Becomes drunk*
Also 682: *Listens to Baby Shark*
And a new horror is released upon the earth: a drunken singing of baby shark!!!
that 05 council member who wrote that letter is a legend
"Go to vacation in Florida and diamembered a few innocent people"
That one Florida man who see 682: I got to get one of those
@@idonttalk2768 lol
Yup
For real
@@idonttalk2768 even 682 is afraid of the florida man.
I have to say. This one has probably my favorite interaction by far of a O5 command to date. It was hilarious.
Researcher: "Why not let it free?"
O5 Council: "That may just be crazy enough... to get us all killed!"
I mean they haven't tried it so they can't truly say that's what would happen! The guy was right, proper research needs to be performed. Inquiring minds want to know!
@@Vassilinia well I for sure wouldn’t want to be in the same dimension as a free roaming 682! You can pick me back up after you re-contain it!
We should take 682 and push him somewhere else!
Go back in time to when scp 682 was just contained and tell the scp foundation to have a mutual agreement to not kill each other and give scp 682 luxury everything and get a super viable weapon
@@Vassilinia AzZAAzzzzZZzZZZZzppzZ
682 is actually the protagonist and has learned the power of friendship
@@riley_-zm8vr T R U E He Used his New Powers that made him a bit safe for a Limited time and He Used it to Breach
@@riley_-zm8vr quite litterally
@@filipeamado5077 yeah everyone laugh
@@filipeamado5077 and a breach was possible
2337: *walks in*
682: Leave.
2337: aight, bet.
Understood have a great day.
Lol
💀💀💀💀
Wtf
Great to know
Launch it into the sun. If a little bit of acid keeps it somewhat contained, I imagine falling into a gravity well of almost infinitely burning plasma will do one or two things. But then again, I'm sure the damned sun itself is also an SCP or something, and it would turn into a giant lizard or some other inane thing.
SCP-001 When Day Breaks
or it would be a similar idea as to why using Nuclear warheads was denied. What if the lizard suddenly is resistant to the gravity/heat/nuclear fusion? at that point, there wouldn't be a lot of things that it *wouldn't* be immune to
what if scp 682 adapting to the sun turns them both into scp 001 when day breaks, thus causing the xk class senario
@@wryyy2841 that’s a theory for it i think
they already tried that, and it came back with fire wings
“Causing 682 to appear intoxicated”
682: Starts singing Baby Shark
pretty realistic
Realy
Ngl if I was an unkillable lizard I was drunk I honestly think I would wana have a fun time by making a laugh and start singing baby shark,just me?
Funny
"hmm, it seems to be having an effect..." XD
*I'm not gonna lie the one of letting him out in the wild was the most funny one*
Dangerous, but funny?
Wonder how good his tech company would be
13:30
SCP 000 CAN KILL SCP 682
@@ajhgaming9838 probably will be a indestructible security network
Shout out to the D-Class in the thumbnail that brought a power drill to kill 682
A most honourable weapon 😂 he be OP
He is 420 IQ
Modern problems require modern solutions
He will not be forgotten
@@nohaxjustheath6833 yeah
The fact that he's not afraid of Alto as he was excepted to intimidate him, but failed to do so.
Sends in a super intelligent bird that literally talks you to death.
682: *LEAVE*
2337: “Can’t argue with that”
if 682 was in florida no one would probably react, they would just assume it's a messed up alligator
S a m e
Sound like a floridean
Floridaman would take care of him
As someone who lives in Florida I can say this is quite factual.
@@mynamesdontwork8173 actually I am from California
*"Researchers were becoming extremely frustrated with SCP-682's unwillingness to die."*
wow I coincidentally forgot how my ears work thanks so much sherlock
what
Because its too angry to die
@@lyonidus3073 ever heard of *quoting?*
@@graymalkinyt ever heard of a joke in a joke?
and no offense I would never listen to a furry ngl
Personally, I think that 682 just has adaptive regeneration and self resurrection like Doomsday. They probably DID kill him during this test, but like a bad case of herpes 682 always bounces back. The better question is, considering how effectively 682 adapts to everything else, why does the acid still work so well? Is it because it is a constant chemical attack that does damage every second whereas most of the things we see 682 adapt and become immune to are esoteric or energy based or is it just lazy writing?
“I always come back”
Its most likely that 682 does resist it but because it doesn't all that care 682 body doesn't bother all that much to properly adampt unless it will die
I have a personal theory that the acid doesn't work anymore.
SCP-682 is smart. It's incredibly intelligent, and I have a personal theory that in reality, it's long since permanently adapted to the acid. The most important factor of this is that the Foundation doesn't know. As far as they're aware, the acid is effective. 682 is biding its time, keeping this fact utterly secret from them, because if they were to find out, they'd find something else to torture it with, and would probably start cycling it between said tortures so it doesn't start adapting properly.
So instead it sits there, waiting for a perfect opportunity where there's such a massive event that they can't possibly recontain it, and that's when it makes its move, shrugging off the acid and attacking at full strength.
Heres the answer he is the springtrap of the scp foundation
@@EeveeMaster547 this is actually a really good theory! I’m impressed!
SCP Foundation: we don't kill anomalies, we contain them.
SCP 682: no we gotta kill it.
The main reason they are trying to kill it is the fact that it takes up a disproportionate amount of Foundation resources to contain. At its core, it is still just one monster, and has nowhere near the threat level of some other SCP objects. But its anomalous properties, combined with its intelligence and active malevolence, means that it routinely makes containment breach attempts that often claim sizeable casualties. This means that they need to put forth an amount of effort comparable to containing the literal gates of hell just to keep this one monster from going on a rampage, effort which could be better applied elsewhere if this thing was out of the picture.
@@freddycarr5790
Not to mention it's way too dangerous to leave lying around
Why don't they kill things?
They terminate anomalies if they're more risk than reward. Like Ananteshesha, its dangerous but they get amnestics from it.
They try to avoid unnecessary termination though. Otherwise they'll end up with another scenario like the chair mulch one.
@@freddycarr5790 they're just afraid of 079+682 combo
What would be really funny is if the Lizard does not experience time in a linear fashion and it's hatred of life is a direct result of Foundation experimentation.
Thats a cool idea
So if they are super nice to the creature, it'll be friendly. :D
@@amberslahlize7961 no actually the reason why 682 hates life it's because he's just like his father harak
682 is like the “real life” version of when you would play pretend fighting as a kid and they would make things up to prevent losing
Bullet proof invisibility cloak kind of deal?
The reason you can’t kill 682 is becuase it’s just 3 kids in a crappy lizard suit and everyone knows you can’t kill 3 kids in a trench coat!
Roblox roleplayers in a nutshell -
Player1: punches
Player2: DOGES
Player1: Punches and it undodgable
Player2: BLOCKS
Player1: BLOWS UP THE WHOLE FRIKIN WORLD
Player2: HAS MAGIC COAT
Player1: I A M G O I N G T O B L O W U P T H E W H O L E W O R L D! K I L L Y O U R S E L F N O W !!!!!!!!!!!
@@kenconify someone ought to tell me that sooner.Not my fault
Love how the doctor in the beginning literally tried to out giga chad 682 lost, got mad, got locked in the room. Then just blew his way out and you skimmed past it like it was just another day trying to kill the unkillable reptile.
It’s clef it absolutely just is another Tuesday for him
"What we know of SCP 055: it's not round-"
"Bruh that narrows it down so little"
"We also know it can't kill 682"
"I take my previous statement back."
SCP-055 is an egg of SCP-3000... That's why it isn't round and it makes you forget things
@@SamHowell7582 that actually makes sense
lol
@@SamHowell7582 But it can only be described by what it's not, so it's NOT an egg of SCP-3000.
We also known that it's smaller than a suitcase 'cause he's inside of one in the file on 5000
"Maybe the real termination success was all the SCPs we learned about along the way."
That's it! put every single known SCP into SCP-682's chamber!
Maybe they can try to train the SCP-682 and use it for war and stuff
That is banned
SCP 682 : I fear no man...
but that thing , it scares me
*a small white bunny*
That just reminds me of Monty Python
Lol
A bunny that can eat anything
SCP 524 OUT OF CONTAINMENT!!! GET THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!!!!!!!
And scp 173
I can kind of understand why SCP-682 has a 'hatred of all life'. 'All life' keeps trying to kill it. Personally I'd be a bit pissed in that position too...
Indeed
the thought of SCP-682 being as drunk as the TF2 Demoman is funny to me.
I just got off of tf2 lol
@@themanED GET BACK ON IT
*uses loose cannon and isn’t trying to double donks*
Tf2 yeahhhh
I’m so drunk I can barely see
Scp 682 fights and taunts literal gods and came back from nothing but scared of a hungry bunny
that could mean that the bunny is able to completely devour and kill 682
To me that only makes me a little unsettled by the bunny. When you spit at gods, but fear the rabbit, then there may be more to it. And it only backed off when the bunny began to eat it. This may mean that the rabbit may be able to kill 682.
There is yet another scp he is scared of
@@joha_21 And 682's not gonna allow them near him after the first hit so having another attempt will not be likely as 682 will remain on the ceiling for the rabbit and will have its bulletproof eyes for 173.
@@cursedhawkins1305 exactly on 173. He somehow needs to have his eyes damaged, especially with the armor the eyes now have. 173 instilled fear and almost ended him, but the drawback is 173's psychological standpoint. He only attacks when he isn't seen
next idea: let SCP-682 listen to baby shark on loop for weeks on end
i think thats way too brutal, even for scp 682.
I can think of worse... Nyan cat
Sheesh, Talk about overkill XD
I know imma get R/woooshed for this but,
That would be a good idea, except that fact that SCP-682 can quite literally murder everyone in that building in just 30 minutes at tops. The reason it doesn’t, unknown,
but if it decides to not kill everyone with ease, WHICH IT CAN, it will develop a powerful brain that will send out an electrical signal that will shut down whatever is playing it. Basically a biological EMP attack.
if we did he would adapt to survive it, therefore making him the most powerful being in the entire multiverse and destroy the multiverse.
Bro, if 682 didn't kill clef, then maybe they could be friends since he uses the most "direct" method
I feel they didn’t use the coffee Machine to the fullest, if you remember when a staff named joe asked for a “cup of joe” the machine took it from him, I would try asking for a cup of the hard to kill’s life force, or maybe something stranger like his ability to live, or maybe his want to harm humans, many ideas
I think, as established, 682 doesn't exactly define "life" the way we do, which is why 689 couldn't kill it, so I doubt it even has a "life force"
Maybe ask for a liquid that would paralyze him permanently
@@theintrovertedarcanist984 great point!
Multiple SCPs seemed to have succeeded in killing it. It just doesn't seem to atop when killed. However SCP-2935 made it stop being alive, and that's something different. We've already killed it many times, what we're trying and failing to do is make it stop being alive. Now of course we can't use SCP-2935 against it, but if we can analyze why that one was able to make SCP-682 stop being alive, we might be able to find some other way to accomplish the same thing.
They literally said it worked, why didn’t they just get more and dump it in 682’s enclosure
One of my favourite termination attempts was when they had Dr. Bright, who's soul is trapped in a pendant which allows him to switch bodies, had his "soul" thrown into 682 to try and take it's body over. The story was like some abstract nightmare battle inside of 682's head.
Who won?
@@tsg_frank 682 drove out Dr Bright's consciousness after a grueling conflict, but it looks like it may still remember a lot of information from inside Bright's memory. So like usual, it adapted to the attempt to stop it and ended up more dangerous.
The O-5 that wrote that note is a legend
Legit
Hey bright u wanna try something with 682
How about more
05:go to date with a girl and kill more people , start a country and kill more people , go to war with usa kill a few more people , take over the world and kill more people!
@@TonyStark-fm2li yea!
Lol
Have we ever tried being nice to 682? Not that it would do much, I'm just curious how it would respond to some basic niceties that don't involve sacrifices.
Take the Coffee Machine liquid designed to kill SCP-682, and put it into the SCP-914 machine to improve it even more
big brain
Wouldn't it just turn it into a regular coffee maker? What's better than a coffee maker that kills? A regular coffee maker.
@@spiffygonzales5899 i think they meant put the liquid through it not the machine its self
@@mystikalmadness8739
Even still. It's not really predictable. Like what of it just turned it into some super cure. I mean it improves stuff, but the word improve can be very loaded. Like with the monkey. You'd think it would have just made a super intelligent humanoid, instead it was a monster.
Dude thats big brain they should fill the whole sell with it
12:57 the irony is so good. The scientist’s name is literally "Dr. Dummkopf" which translates from German to "Dr. Fool"
Your right but your wrong dumm is dumb and Kopf is head so he is dr dumbhead
Dummkopf ist eine Beleidigung. Ebenso auch "Idiot".
I'm pretty sure that was the point, the O5 considered him stupid, and its pretty common the hear Dummkopf used in place of dumb or stupid. Sooooo yea that was intentional.
Danke schön!
Shut up and eat your cereal.
You forgot about the most “successful” termination attempt so far: When the nice guest researcher had two children play with SCP-682 like the Young Girl
indeed if we takr=e a pile of kindness tht how we kill scp 682
Well technically the most successful attempt was in alternate reality where 682 was killed by 2935
@Filipineboi “some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make”
Where SCP-001? "When Day Breaks"
Like you pfp kay it almost feels familiar
so the coffee machine so far seems to be the only SCP that actually stands a chance.
nice!
Foundation we really need to kill that thing.
Coffe machine: I can!
Foundation: *ignores*
But where is it getting the stuff from
@@thegoose6895 why are you asking where an scp gets it’s drinks from. The machine can dispense literally any drink in existence, even if it isn’t a drink.
Tests showes that the stuff it gets is from near by environment within a certain range
The only other possibly to kill scp 682 is by blasting all its tissue into nothing and then turn the bones into dust by any means.
@Ghani Ziyad Sagiansyah But we ahve a amchine that can already produce it.
You can't kill 682. He ate too many Flintstone's Vitamins.
@Mewtoons nah
More like he ate the Flinstones as Vitamins
He got terminated by scp 729-j
What the hell is scp 729-j
@@sharanr9080 scp 729-j. Is a bunny rabbit peep coloured yellow. It just looks like your normal plushy but it’s not. everyone fears it… *everyone*
Scp 682: exist
Scp foundation: time to go GOC mode
Same goes with many many more scp’s
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
From my understanding the reason the SCP doesn't neutralize more SCPs is because they don't know what might happen if they succeed, if there would be side effects arguably worse than the original SCP. Like when the Occult Coalition destroyed the teleporting chair and ended up making a teleporting pile of splinters that was now aggressive towards humanity instead of altruistic.
The immortal lizard tends to be the one the SCP agrees there's no good reason to keep around though, it's so bad that the fallout from killing it is seen as a reasonable risk.
At this point I think the test the scp on him to see there limits and not really kill scp 682 bcs they have given up on it
time to go kyoshi mode
FunFact: SCP 524 actually has a "safe" class despite eating everything
i know i’m late, but the SCP “Sage, Euclid, Keter” rating system is not based on how dangerous it is; but how hard it is to contain. So yes, SCP 542 can eat everything, but it’s surprisingly easy to contain.
Because he is easy to contain
SCP: *"Kill me."*
Researchers: *"Uhh guards? The SCP wants you to kill him."*
*"SCP: KILL ME NOW"*
Gurads: *"Okay?"`
@@isaacjamieson5356 Gurads ?
@@isaacjamieson5356 Gurads?
@@isaacjamieson5356 Gurads ?
@@isaacjamieson5356 Gurads?
The Coffee Machine, of all things, currently comes closest to killing it.
I can’t begin to imagine how many quarters the Foundation will go through to get enough cups of that liquid
@@outdoorscholar6016 With the stuff they went through just to get to this possible thread, I can only imagine how lazy would have to be not to get the necessary quarters.
It would, but due to popularity, 682 has acquired plot armor.
What if they replaced the acid in its room with that liquid?
@@RatchetTheCat I think you run the risk of making it immune to it. Leaving the Coffee Machine without the means or having to make another one.
Whoever came up with that "if we let him out, this is what he'll do" joke THANK. YOU. Lmao
yes!
Scp-096 can actually kill the reptile
@@brayanhernandezgarcia8228 Scp 096 can't kill 682.
That was O5-[redacted]
O5-01: God damn it Bright, it's you
Bright: I didn't give the recommendation to release it to the wild
O5-01: how do you know that, we haven't told anyone.
Bright: oh.....
05-01: I was going to talk about your plan to use a chainsaw machine gun. How about an acid bath, Bright ?
Just to know that someone was payed to animate a drunk SCP-682 karaoking Baby Shark fills up my heart with joyce
There was also the test with SCP 053 which had a surprising effect of temporarily pacifying 682 and becoming 053s new friend. This led to the head researcher of the time testing it out with other non anomalous children in various states with predictable results until the staff fed the head researcher to 682. The termination attempt logs display it really well
Didn't Bright feed 682 the researcher for doing that?
They should keep 053 and 682 contained together. Sure 682 won't die but it can be reclassified as SAFE as long as 053 isn't separated from it
@@NeoTuck25 having two powerful SCPs that hates humans next to each other seems like a bad idea
@@starforcestelar 053 doesn't hate humans.
@@neodarkblade5569 Clef did.
There was also a ‘Clef introduced to testing chamber’ which resulted in nothing but awkward silence
Workers: -call god to kill 682-
God: *”no, I don’t think I will”*
I did try but he said no so politely I just said ok
this is what praying does
Scp foundation:hey can u kill a lizard
343:nah
he's my friend!!!!1 he is a good persons that only killed 1,700,000 persons!!!
He would but can’t, because he didn’t create him, The Scarlet King did. So, The Scarlet King could destroy him, but he would also destroy the reality as well. 682 probably knows this
Just remember, one scientist fed 2 young children to scp-682 and then when the 05 council found out, they had that same scientist feed to 682
they did fucking WHAT'
karma lol
Test successful
yes their motto is to be cold but no cruel so acceptable for that scientist
Applause for the 05 council on this one
Brilliant video, truly amazing SCP story and terrific animation, good work, proud of you. (:
"go on a vacation to Florida and dismember a few more innocent people,"
Funny, I thought Florida itself was the real scp-001
Nah man it's Australia
not all of florida
Nyc gotta be scp 000
@Joseph Bleifus dear god somebody keep him away from the rest of the gator
no the real scp 001 is Ȓ̶̡̢̨̻̙̣̪͎̣̺̲̻̗͉͙̩͍͎͈̟͈̙̟̩̣̘͉̰͖̣̩̙̳͕͚̤̙͉͍͉̬̠͌̃̾̋̂́̆̓̈́̾́̽̀͒̿̚͘͜͜E̵̡̹͕͔̟̪̓͑͒̀͋̆́̓̃̅̾́̔̔͋̄͊̇͆͑̎̈́͑̓̈́͋̽̀͋͑̿̂͑͋̉̒̋̿̌̓̎̆̚̕̚͝D̶̡̨̢̧̧̛͈͉͚̠̼̮̰̣̳̬̰͙̮̦̳̮̖̺̞̙͖͚̳̗̖͖̙̳͎̠͉̰͔̣͇̗̮̗̪̼͒̄̈́̾̓̃̇͆͐̆̓̀̎́͑̃̊̈̑̓̅̚̕͜͜͜͝͝͝A̴͈̳̭̹͎͙̟̻̬̭̳͙͖̳̘̜̩̠͓̓̅́́̀͊̈̐͒̈́̂̓͌̚̚͘͝͠ͅC̷̨̡̧̟̺̗͉̙͇͇̦̤̖̳̤̜͓̖̟̹͎̬̞̽̇̓̋̐͋́͗́̍̃̓́̌̾͗͐̈́̀́̽̇͛̍͐͘̚͘͘͠͝T̴̢̨̢̡̙̥͎̥̞̱͎̻̥̹̟̠͓̰͔̹͕͔̘͖̜̫̈Ȇ̴̝̽̋̈́́́̅͗̀́͘͘͘Ḑ̴̡̛̠̠͓̣̟̦̪̻͔͓͕̝͕̞͕͎͖̬͓̮̹͈̥̦̘̳̪̪̔͆̏̇̾͜ͅ
"They needed god by their side"
"So they recruited god to kill scp 682"
Everyone watching: That wasn't unexpected huh
no no , my reaction was ....witch one....the DEER, that might WORK
@The button man They have already tried that.
@The button man they tried that i think or it was deem to risky if he survived
@The button man they tried it and failed
@The button man thay tried that...
And it failed
Foundation staff: 682 were going to try to kill you with Deece
SCP-682: whose Deece?
Foundation staff: Deece nuts
SCP-682: (dies)
You have been ascended to Senior Researcher Level 5 and are in consideration for an O-5 position
lmao
HAHAHAHAH XD
Foundation staff: 682, have you met Candice?
stfu
Foundation: "This anomaly is too strong. Anyone have more ideas on how we can terminate 682?"
Guest Researcher Dr. W: "Children."
Foundation: "... In 682's containment you go."
To the researcher who recommended the release of 682 into the wild: 682 is hungry and your turn to feed him.
I mean he didn't say release it near any population center. Maybe drop it in Antarctica. At the very least it should be contained there already as it's the least populated continent. Gives plenty of time to catch it if it gets loose between rampages
@@Master_E444 technically yes, but it's still a risk. Remember it can adapt to the freezing temperatures pretty well and likely will be able to find a way into some civilization after some given time. Also, recall there was a pitch to 05 as to just dropping 682 from a plane to see how he can withstand terminal velocity, but that was shit down from a similar reason to this.
@@johngennaria the point isn't to try and terminate it, the point is to keep it far from a population center. Even if it is fast for a land animal, it could take weeks to get to anywhere with a good number of humans if it does detour to kill the occasional polar bear or school of fish under the ice. You could bring it to point Nemo but I'm pretty sure they already have a containment site their given it's remote location. Though you could try both by dropping it at terminal velocity into the Arctic
Uhm guys u know the suggestion of letting him out to the wild was from a member on yt not the researcher
@@TylerMeme its changed for the sake of the story. Plus i doubt no researcher as ever suggested it. They probably were just done away with because they suggested it.
I love how *Literally GOD* said:
4:17 Nah, I didn't create this piece of sh*t, it's *your* damn problem.
That means humans made it
@@thekillerskingking9380 not particularly, it’s theorised the scarlet king was behind it
@@misterjr193 Behind it? SCP-682 is the fucking child of the Scarlet King, which also means its related to SCP-999
@@565studios2 The prophecy tells that 999 will be the one to defeat the scarlet king
"Not My Problem" LOL
Imagine being a unkillable
keter class SCP who survived both 096 and 173 and being scared of a black and white rabbit.
And he was scared of scp 999
@@kelogsly he wasn’t scared of it he just succumbed to its wholesomeness
@@kelogsly Yeah his not scared of SCP-999. Also check out SCP-999's full story.
It was terrified by the 173
Yes omg
Scp-53: *rides back* :) 082: *rides back* >:(
13:30 someone give the voice actor for this show needs an Oscar or an Emmy or whatever awards voice actors get. The way he is able to maintain the voice we know as the SCP narrator while also conveying the absolute frustration and irritation of the 05 council member is amazing
EAT A FEW MORE INNOCENT PEOPLE
Yes l agree
I know the voice actor's name(Hunter Peterson), but I do not think he has any rewards and is a pretty small voice actor. One of his most famous things is the raid shadow legends thing.
I agree.
@@tiffanyz1362 GO ON A VACATION TO FLORIDA
“It made 682 seem to appear intoxicated, a good sign!”
*Shows 682 holding a bottle and karaoke mic like an east cost club hopper* 🤣 Why did I find that so damn charming lol
Theory: His regenerative ability is based on autonomic reality bending. In other words, he can't consciously bend reality, but his body can, following a simple instinctual imperative.
Solution: Surround him with the best reality anchoring tech you have and reapply previous termination methods.
That could work. Id reccomend using 5094, or dr brights necklace, if your idea does not work. 5094 to tell the foundation how to kill it. Dr brights necklace would leave 682 braindead if put on and taken off. Leaving it on would not be the worst either. It would result in a scientific 682, loyal to the foundation
Put him inside the room on the other side of that one inter-dimensional door thingy so that 682 can only adhere to the laws of reality within the room.
@@theeclipsemaster did you just say, giving Dr.Bright the body of 682 would not be the worst?... he would probably start tests like: how many D-class can i eat until i'm full, or how hard is it to break containment?
I think they should drop him in the endless staircase
@@Tzkaar yeah, good point. But at least 682 wouldnt be evil anymore. Dr 682 (thats what im gonna call the dr bright/682 mix) could be useful for stuff like the destruction of the chaos insurgency
Considering how scared 682 was if the rabbit the foundation should’ve tried again in a smaller container so it can’t run away.
I absolutely lost it at the voice acting at the 0~5's rant, this voice actor needs a raise he's brilliant as is the entire infographic team!
What I find hilarious about "Last Chance Diner" (or SCP-807) is that after consuming that disgusting meal and suffering from it, 682 procedeed to ingest another special, eating a total of three.
I think we just found 682's answer to fast food.
682 is the literary embodiment of plot armor. Like he literally just decides not to be dead anymore😂
Betcha he survives game of thrones
@@CIS-m8s LOL
It’s not plot armor, it’s the regenerative ability.
I mean like, it doesn't make much sense that all of his atoms can be destroyed by 001's flaming sword. But somehow come back to life from non-existence
he decides not to die. that’s a normal thing for scp’s tho, because the definition of an scp is…
*hmmmm what is death never heard of it sorry wait it means u sleep forever ok then D I E*
You know SCP 682 has been shown to at least be momentarily morphed, or damaged. There must be an SCP capable of changing 682 into fleshy letters which 2521 would then potentially take
Scp 682: Leave
Scp 2327:Understandable,have a great day
2317?
no, UNdERStaNdAbLE!!!! HAvE A GrAeT DAy!!!!!!!
Oh boy new idea I'm all for it: How about someone made a bet with SCP-503 asking him to guess how to kill SCP-682? He is the luckiest man in the world and always has a 100% win rate on bets, so he wouldn't fail!
That might work but it's going to either adapt or the other scp refuses.
He would probably say "I only take bets I can win"
Hear me out. To contain SCP 682, We use the material from the cups of 294. They are extremely resistant to damage (if not indestructible)
@@daniellescoble9911 only for the material inside the cup a cup holding liquid gold could still be be melted by liquid silver or even a simple lighter
@@kidgriffon919 lol
“We need god on our side.” God fails
“Well then the luck of the Irish will be better”. What
The reason God lost was cuz he just went “go kill it urself lmao”
Irish stronger than God
But fail again
it turns u blood in alcahol u will die and it ant gods
@@coltonkersey8463 oh, I haven’t heard of that scp till then and to me it seemed like they thought luck was better than god himself
@@NSW_Rage it could theoretically be stronger since some cultists could use luck and actually manage to summon ol' Scarlet King to our plane of existence and then god gets bodied by the omega being thats eaten eldritch gods for breakfast (he canonically ate elder gods for breakfast)
Let's not forget that one of the "termination attempts" was letting 682 literally beat a dead horse with a baseball bat.
Are we going to ignore the fact that SCP-682 was playing Karaoke to Baby Shark
Lmao
Yes
No never
tbh I did not
Nope
When did that happen
"How many attempts were made to kill you"
SCP:682
"Yes"
They should keep containing more and more of the SCP-682 killer until they have enough to fill an Olympic pool and then release it on 682 all at once
why dont they just write scp-2521 on the rest of his body
@@redeese9268 The test would still be a dud.
Instead of getting an Olympic pool sized amount what if we change the liquid in his containment from acid to the substance and align the whole walls with the somehow never able to be destroyed cups also has the scp foundation tried cutting them with like scissors
They are doing that, but it is going to take years.
Why don’t they put him in the infinite IKEA store the only people who will suffer is the people who live in it also what are the chances of him finding the way out also the IKEA doesn’t have walls so there no way he could break out
I think I have an idea on how to kill 682. Put him in an empty room, with 173 on a trapdoor in the ceiling, 682 not knowing of this. Then, shoot out 682's eyes, and drop the trap door, letting 173 fall into the room, and kill 682. If none of the spectators look, 682 should eventually die, right?
I love how 082 and 682 have a history. It really shines light on just how deep and extensively the scp’s can go. I like to think that because they both have “82” in their names their somehow connected.
Thats not how the numbering system works so no
@@masonmiller5918 that’s why I said “I like to think” meaning that it’s just a fun theory
Ok first of all it's scp 079
@@samanthayearego2828 ok
corny, nerd
I'm pretty sure that when it comes to scp-682 we shouldn't be talking about killing it. We should be finding a way to incapacitate it in some way, like locking it in an eternal conversation as, it's clear that it likes to express its feelings, as it did with scp-079 or in this case the D-class personnel.
It is too clever to be stuck. He would express it for a while and then notice what they're trying to do, if not would get bored and attempt a breach again
According to the old Keter Duty 001 proposal, his most mortal fear is being unable to kill. So they lock him with the entities from SCP-296 (who pass judgment on anyone that enters their vicinity and act out appropriate punishments), and they turn into his victims and successfully strip away his ability to kill them. In other words, they serve him a taste of his own medicine and the mere idea paralyzes him with enough fear that the Foundation achieves permanent containment.
why don't we just keep it with the little girl constantly being watched, that seems pretty safe.
Should just contain it in scp 2935, the alternate earth where every living thing is already dead, including that earth's scp 682. Wouldn't be dead, but wouldn't be able to escape either
Remove it's emotions.
Researcher: why dont we just let him free? You know to see what he does?
05-7: who tf said that!?!
To be fair, it was a perfectly scientific proposal. Just put it in a unpopulated area and examine its behaviour, to better understand it. If at any point it becomes dangerous for some reason, just capture it again, since it seems that they capture it very regularly anyways.
What if they used the vending machine to make not an SCP 682 killer, but a drink that can take down the creature's abilities? Like this can be used in tandem with another SCP like the rabbit, for example, a drink that will immobilize SCP 682 for a day + rabbit
343: Yeah, he's not one of mine. Deal with him yourself.
Dr. Spanko: You suck!
that message was weird
13:30
The 05 council member was screaming because he had a simultaneous heart attack and aneurysm from sheer stupidity.
But he just sounds like my dad.
It definitely sounded like it
My favorite is when Bright suggested they drop him out of plane and see if the fall kills him then proceeds to use the terminations logs as his personal chat room.
That was Bright? I thought it was just some noob jr researcher.
@@KlaxontheImpailr Me too
@@KlaxontheImpailr I don't think even the newbies are that dumb and I doubt they'd let someone who's new come near Keters without getting some experience with the Euclids first. Also Bright is known to troll staff and the O5 from time to time
iirc, he also suggested defeating it with "the power of friendship"
i don't remember if it was 682 in particular but he did suggest something like that
Lol yeah, one of the O5s got really mad at that and threatened to kill Bright. 😆
2 ideas, use the vending machine over and over until you have enough 682 killer, or, make a second containment unit for 682, that significantly lowers its ability to move, and let the rabbit in
reasons for test to fail:
%20- too powerful
%80- 05 council don't want that
To be fair, the O5 Council knew what would happen.
20%*
80%*
You have to understand 682 is the cartoon protagonist and the 05 council is genre savvy. Aka they understand no one wants to be the coyote that used a nuke on the road runner.
Look, they know what will happen
A terrifying force of nature capable of adapting to any attempt to kill it or one fluffy hungry boi.
Now that I think about it, exposing SCP 682 to the Keter class anomalous entity known as florida man might have done the trick.
Thats Dr. Bright
lmao
The fight would be XK world ending.
@@justsomeguywithagoatee8337 Containment breach, containment breach!
Subject is multiplying!
Imagine if 682 developed checkpoints/saves.