Ranking Trump's Terrible Lawyers
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2023
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I once got pulled over for a speeding ticket. Giuliani represented me in court and had the charge reduced to second degree murder.
I wonder if Bob Marley was acting on Rudy's legal advice when he admitted to shooting the sheriff while defending himself against accusations that he shot the deputy.
@@MrClickity😂🤣😂
I love finding funny comments inside threads mostly full of justified angry ones. 👍
Just be happy he didn't get you the chair. You count as one of his success stories.
You're not telling the whole story here. What charge did Rudi get? No way he represented anyone in court without implicating himself too...
"Let's start with S-Tier"
"There are no S-Tier lawyers"
Well played, Devin....Well played.
I'm totally missing the joke - wtf is the "S" tier??
@@gorak9000S tier is the best tier.
It's a term used in gaming (esports).
To be fair, there shouldn't be an A-Tier, either.
@@ProuvaireJean Incorrect. It pre-dates Esports by a decade or two. As far as I know it comes from Japan. It can go beyond S tier with SSS, usually with brawlers or score attack, eg Bayoneta, side scroller. It is born from Japanese culture of 'perfection / A-tier' via rote, with S tier a recognition of going beyond that.
@@gorak9000I think the S is used as a stand-in for "supreme" or something like that to indicate that it's even better than the best of the alphabetically ranked tiers.
When you can categorize your lawyers in to “those who are named as co-conspirators and those who are not” things are not looking good for you
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I feel like S tier has to exist but remain empty. An Iron Throne for the lawyer who emerges from mist and does the impossible: makes Trump shut up during a court case.
I’m pretty sure that would require a medically induced coma
@@BroccoliAndCheese01That would result in the lawyers getting charged for assault. Instant F tier lol
Literally an impossible task
@@darnit1944 Going that far for a client? instant S tier lol
@@He1loEarthling Hey, we are talking about actually and successfully defending Trump here. At this point prosecuting or failing him seems very easy lol
Weird how someone that doesn't pay their debts and won't follow procedure has problems getting good people to work for him.
Yeah....very weird indeed. As if spanky has been blacklisted or sumthin..
Don't forget that he slags off virtually every former employee of his. As we all know, the best employers are the ones who do that, and it always makes us want to work for them.
@@FTZPLTC Even more generally....he won't shut up. There is a reason most lawyers say don't talk about the case till it is resolved. He self incriminates himself constantly.
It's almost like people don't want to work (for him) any more.
Pretty wild. The only explanation has to be a global conspiracy that would take millions of people not letting the cat out of the bag. Only possibility. (/s)
You mean the notorious fraudster who constantly breaks the law, fails to pay his attorneys and throws his associates under the bus has trouble convincing good lawyers to work for him?
Shocking.
who could have expected that.
@@reinaemiyaobviously nearly half of the US
@@filipbitala2624more than half the votes. Remember, Trump didn't win the popular vote either time.
@@samaeltheundyingwait, so is the US a democracy after all?
@@peaceflowerstudios6833kinda sorta. It used to be a lot worse when we couldn't even vote for senators.
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"All the President's lawyers" has to be a comedy show.
I'd watch that. Imagine they all died and went to purgatory, where they have to live in the same house forever (like in the series Ghosts). They can't leave the premesis, and they can only move on once they've sufficiently changed enough to become better people XD
or a nursery rhyme ...
All the president's lawyers and all the president's men couldn't get Donald to shut up again ....
In the world of politics, a tale unfolds,
Of lawyers and presidents, their stories told.
But in the land of Trump, things went astray,
With lawyers facing challenges every day.
First came Cohen, loyal and brave,
But soon found himself in a legal maze.
Stormy Daniels, hush money affair,
Cohen struggled, caught in despair.
Giuliani followed, with hair so grand,
But his legal tactics didn't go as planned.
In the courtroom drama, he often stumbled,
With each misstep, Trump's case crumbled.
Jay Sekulow, with his legal might,
Tried to steer Trump's ship through the night.
But the waters were rough, the storms severe,
Trump's lawyers facing obstacles clear.
Barr stepped in, with promises grand,
But even he couldn't save Trump's brand.
Lawsuits, scandals, and investigations galore,
Trump's lawyers fought, but still, they bore.
In the end, the story remains,
Of lawyers entangled in political chains.
With Trump at the helm, they struggled anew,
In a legal battle they couldn't quite subdue.
So here ends the tale of Trump's legal strife,
A turbulent journey, a rollercoaster life.
With lawyers who tried, but couldn't quite mend,
The messes created by their president friend.
"Ellis started her legal career in traffic court in Colorado, where she was fired for incompetance, but won her unemployment appeal because the hearing officer determined that she was (quote) performing the duties to the best of her ability."
I haven't lol'd that hard in a while.
Only the best people.
It’s like a line from a comedy show 😂
He would have been better off if he had stayed in his comedy shows and not get greedy to be president of the USA that's costing him so much gray hair to have to color.😅😅😅😅
Well that explains a lot about traffic court
She attained the Peter Principle.
Imagine paying $3 million, upfront, for a specific lawyer and then you ignore the advice of said lawyer
Same man failed at running a casino. Literally the house is supposed to win.
And then pull a u turn when you cant find anyone better
SAD
I can't get enough of it
@@thefisherking78 same as the whole USA. Soap Opera politics
I was an accountant for 20 years, and the more conservative the client was, the less likely they were to listen to us as well. They have this overwhelming need to prove to themselves that they know more than experts do.
Just the fact that I've never even heard of any of the lawyers in A tier before probably proves that they belong there.
Or that you've never heard of the overwhelming majority of lawyers.
True, I haven't. This is A tier relative to the lawyers willing to represent Trump. The bar for "excellence" is quite low. The fact is, I *have* seen most of these buffoons on screen giving interviews and making fools of themselves and thus know who they are. A decent lawyer is one actually doing his/her job and not fawning for the cameras. @@FroggerbobT
@@FroggerbobTYes, this is their point
DEMOCRATS FOR TRUMP!!! TRUMP WE MISS YOU!!! THE WORLD IS SAFER WHEN YOU were here!
GEORGE FLOYD is PROUD of TRUMP exposing the CORRUPT COURTS! WE NEED TRUMP BACK! NO JUSTICE NO PEACE! FJB TRUMP 2024 GEORGE FLOYD LIVES MATTER & TRUMP LIVES MATTERS! PROTECT the REPUBLIC! KEEP USA Great again! TRUMP LIVES MATTER! GEORGE FLOYD and TRUMP LIVES MATTERS! F J B FREE POLITICAL PRISONERS!
When Trump was campaigning and said he would get a lot of jobs for people if he became President, I didn't know he meant he would hire a bunch of Lawyers to prosecute and defend himself. Too bad he doesn't pay them.
It's not a job unless you get payed.
@@ChillyDippers Take several seats.
- A mom
Trump is also raising employment in the United States by increasing the need for prisons and their administrators and guards to house his former staff.
I love how the A tier was just the lawyers who didn’t plead their case with the court of public opinion.
Smart men know how to shut up.
What's even funnier is all of those atrial lawyers I believe just got sanctioned by the judge for how terrible they were behaving in court
@@ZHZhuull Its the best he got after all. As you saw, most of others are...slightly below average.
@@cmorris9494 shit, in this case i think it's not even about being smart, it's just basic lawyer shit
Thats cause they all got paid upfront and its literally a job for them. The other lawyers are part of his cult at this point. They drank the Trump wine a while ago and paid $50 to do so.
I love how everytime Trump lawyers talk about the "great amount of evidence they have" in the news, but when it's time to actually present that "evidence" in court, they don't say anything at all.
They went politician instead of lawyer, all big bluffs and promises with no actual substance.
I mean... that's what he hires them for. It's not about winning cases or even fighting them - it's just about being able to say that there were a case and that it went to court, and then whining about the result. The viewers at home don't really care about the details.
Yea those statement are not really for the court, they are for his followers to use as "gotcha" lines in internet arguments.
@@FTZPLTC For some reason the term "cannon fodder" came to mind. (Edit: spelling)
It reminds me of evidence of russian hackers in 2016 election
John Lauro needs to be dropped to C Tier. He filed an appeal of Judge Chutkan's gag order, and the DC Circuit Court of Appeals wrote back to inform him that since he was not a member of the DC Circuit Court of Appeals, he was not qualified to file appeals with them. They also told him how to find the forms. The man has been a practicing lawyer for more than 30 years, and he forgot he needed to join the Appeals Court Bar.
I know your not an attorney, because if you were, you’d understand that Lauro is a named partner and a paralegal or junior attorney are usually responsible for completing those mundane task that are renewals and membership applications. That man probably hasn’t had to deal with a bar committee since the entire process was made available online & has absolutely never practiced in DC. His mistake was not bringing a paralegal on his business trip to look into the processes on his behalf. Big lawyers like that do trials, not research.
@@jsky2695 He would have been specifically retained, with a new retainer agreement for this unusual appeal argument. Donald Trump is a big name client. So I disagree. It might seem to be a mundane task, but he should probably of made sure, and remembered that he wasn't admitted or licensed first. Unless the retainer agreement specified otherwise, I don't think that could be blamed on an overeager paralegal or junior associate.
@@jsky2695
1) *you're
2) So, you think ignorance is an excuse for violation? Good to know.
I remember a video that CGPGrey did where he ranked all the US states flag, and since most of the states flag were terrible, he had to divide up F-Tier in F-S all the way to F-F. I think many of Trump's lawyer deserve those tiers too.
indeed!
I don't know how Devin was going to handle it but the S-Tier just immediately evaporating with the deadpan "there are no S-Tier lawyers" delivery just killed me
D and E levels evaporated just as fast as S level.
I was thinking S-Tier was going to be worst-of-the-worst instead the best-of-the-best. 😆
*HEY LEGAL EAGLE:* You claim Trump has NO "S-Tier" Lawyers, but I thought all his Lawyers were *SHlT!*
Its would also explain why he goes through them like toilet paper.
What else do you use to wipe up SHlT?
Pp pm pp
I dunno. Jack Smith would be A or S tier. Not on Trump's payroll but Trump was the one pushing for a special counsel. 😀
A list of lawyers who set the bar so low its actually being taken from some of them. I love it.
when a trump lawyer says "I passed the bar" they mean the TGI Friday's on the way to court..
They just set the bar on the ground and walked away from it
Excellent comment. 1,000 upvotes.
briliant😅
As a retired attorney, I appreciate the hilarious summary. Well done. It’s hard to believe, but the general public opinion of lawyers - already pushed down to bedrock - could get pushed deep into the mantle. 😢
And as we all know, since this recording, Sidney Powell, Kenneth Chesebro, and Jenna Ellis all negotiated plea deals in Fulton County. They will all be required to testify against the rest of them in Georgia.
However, Ms. Ellis’ only infraction, of course, was being “too naive” around all those big, strong, powerful man-lawyers.
@@Rugelacharugulaoh no she's convicted of a felony
@@JordanDragonAs I was referring to her “statement” in front of the judge.
You didn't mention that Powell defended herself by saying that she wasn't lying because no reasonable person would have believed her statements.
That kind of self-loathing just cannot be bought!
It is impossible for me to believe that she was ever a particularly competent attorney. I just can't picture that.
Why would any serious advocate would become a Trump surrogate ? Appearing as a fart-catcher, fine. Having the principal role of promoting unprovable theories in the media, you'd have to be deficient to not realise how that's going to end badly.
I think for some of them they like the publicity, and they are championed by the far right. Dershowitz for example used to be well respected, but he essentially began pimping himself out to the far right and gets a lot of money from right wing groups. Selling out any principles they may have had for fame and fortune.@@FionaOfMountLawley
They all do that. John oliver did the same. Tucker carlson also did it.
@@patrickbateman1660They aren't lawyers though...
I had the opportunity to ask a former Bush Sr. executive why Trump's lawyers are all so bad. He paused and said, "they didn't use to be, but Trump would use any excuse to not pay his lawyers, after that no good lawyer would represent him for a worthless IOU"
I mean, how does somebody become "the richest man in the world" if they're out there paying for services rendered and all that? /s
That sounds like the truth actually.
I know! A former-Bush executive telling the truth! Should we call the MSM, or Guiness Book of Records?@@user-wn3gr1ib2o
@@Incognito1786easy, they lie about their income. Most of the “richest” people you see about don’t actually have liquid assets, it’s all loans and stuff, plus the money made through exploitation (not even "wage slave" type stuff, but actual, full on exploitation)
@@doubtful_seer I'm aware. It was sarcasm.
Lawyers so bad half their photos were mugshots lol. You know you’re a bad lawyer when you get charges for screwing up your job.
*Q:* How many Trump lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*A:* None... with a team like that, the lightbulb is already screwed!
A. none, it's vital that the whole team learns to operate in the dark.
@@bobkoroua Hahaha, good one, and so true : )))))
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@@bobkoroua Love it!
😂
ngl I'm actually gonna miss Giuliani's trademark way of accidentally blurting things out. Truly the Mr. Magoo of attorneys.
😂😂😂 So true.
it's crazy to me that giuliani was once quite popular as the major of new york (although largely outside of new york)
@@jurgnobs1308 yeah, as someone from the Midwest who essentially only knows him as a character on TV, it's wild to see how public perception of him has shifted over the decades
@@fjr4205 I'm in switzerland and in the past I only knew him as the major of new york who stood up against the italian mafia.
I mean, he was the state attorney that lead the Mafia Commission Trial in the 80ies.
obviously there have always been critizism of his political views. but he was definitely taken seriously.
now he's a blabbering clown and puppet.
@@jurgnobs1308Because of 9/11. Nothing brings unity like tragedy
I like how _Top Tier_ Trump lawyers simply managed to get paid and not go to prison.
Wait, they got paid? I missed that part. Trump doesn't pay his people with money, does he?
@@psterudthey made him pay up front. Like a pay as you go type arrangement.
@@richardmillward3898 Gotcha. Smart. SmartER, in any case.
@@psterudhe uses PAC money
that's pretty much the definition of a top tier lawyer!
"The more time they spend on screen talking to the public instead of doing their day jobs…" Those are some bold words for the most famous lawyer on UA-cam 😉
(I kid, of course. You're awesome. Keep up the good work)
You are right, though.
@@insomniacryan9916 thank you 😂. I'd forgotten about this comment
Trumps going to be the first "billionaire" to need pro bono lawyers at this rate.
What is a pro bono lawyer
@@sajidahsabihahafaqahmed755 It means they take a case without payment. They do it for ideological and moral reasons.
Ellis getting slammed by basically being called mentally incompetent in the most formal way possible is way too funny
Yes, I was laughing through all that. Then the "but congrats on the new profile pic" really just topped it off beautifully 🤣
Ellis turned on Trump to back DeSantis which got her taken off Trump's donors list to cover her legal costs in Georgia. She had to start a Go fund me which has raised about 1/5 of what she's might need to avoid the Georgia State penitentiary.
I know, I was pissing myself at that.
😂
Yeah, same
A lot of people think lawyers have no integrity. These people are a great example of why so many people feel that way.
And it's not a fair characterization. It's just a tiny 99% of lawyers giving the rest a bad name.
Ironically, it's Republicans who are often the loudest about hating lawyers, claiming they are all crooked.
You don't tend to hear about decent lawyers, because nobody ever gets famous for using their lawyers for good.
On the other hand, the fact that these are best Trump can get with all the money he has goes a long way to show that there is still some integrity among lawyers.
@@blitzburn2871 Well that, and it shows that they've heard how he likes to not pay his lawyers.
His own mother said Donal was stupid. She used the word stupid, folks. This kind of incompetency is evident in all things he does and it’s highly dangerous for a democratic society.
"There is no s-tier" took me tf out 💀
That "A Tier" is very generous. It contains Chris Kise, who was just sanctioned and fined by Judge Engoron for misusing attorney funds and lying in court.
Pretty sure there is no A tier but Devin was grading on a curve.
A tier for Trump, not A tier in general
Reminds me of the line from Breaking Bad, "You don't want a criminal attorney. You want a criminal...attorney."
"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off."
@@ValleyOakPaperThe fact that the definition of A tier was "they just sit down and try to do their jobs (possibly/probably corruptly) instead of go on TV" says a lot.
Low Bar City
I love how Devin is very good at being polite and diplomatic, while allowing us to sense the deep professional contempt he has for some of these folks. 😂😂
I've been watching his channel since he 1st started (though I'm in medical school not law school 😊) and with Devin it's all about his facial expressions!
I love it! But he is like a Vulcan! He can only repress so much. I've noticed the crazier the situation the more he let's out... 🤔 Or maybe Trump is just a Kung Fu master whose skills can't be suppressed. Because Devin always makes a face when explaining something wild Trump did... Again! 🤣
How funny because your opinion about this guy would probably change if he started criticizing those DAs going after Trump lol. Hindsight 20/20 you all f***** up lol
Maybe Trump should hire him
“Professional contempt” is an oxymoron.
@@MS-ns2pj No, it's not. It's contempt for someone's professional actions, not a professional expression of contempt.
It's so wild to look at Rudy Giuliani today and think about there used to be significant numbers of normal people who actually liked him.
I love how LE mentions which lawyer was designated which number despite it not really mattering for this video; it's pure comedy gold.
He hires terrible lawyers because he fired all the good ones, and no good lawyer would take a case where they are so screwed, and he doesn't pay out?
Quite similar to Stalin
@@kreigguardsman3355 I'm now imagining if Trump's legal team got the 'Death Of Stalin' treatment...
"You're not even human"
"You're a testicle!"
Good lawyers tell him not to do things that he wants to do. He has to lawyer shop so that he can find ones that will support what he has already decided to do.
To be fair, none of his lawyers seem outwardly terrible. Trump is a terrible client asking them to defend the indefensible.
@@CakeofWisdom I don't know - to me, the ones who go on TV and try to mislead the public about what the law is, they qualify as terrible. They are undermining the legal system because if the guilty verdicts come back it is going to have Trump making all kinds of claims about how unjust the system is etc. You look at the fraud case that has just gone where he was giving different valuations to different bodies - that is inexcusable. Now if you gave the same wrong valuation to everyone, that would be an error, but to give different versions based on what gave you an advantage is pretty much the definition of fraud. Yet still his lawyers and him bleat about corruption...
The lawyer who won a case because "she was trying her best" is hilarious. So dumb she got a participation award/win 🤣
Sad except that an incompetent got to keep being competent because "poor diddums was trying her best ..."
@@lilymarinovic1644 super true
@princesstriceestar just noticed how many typos I made in that post ... maybe that will teach me to not be too tough on others 🤣
I think it was only her unemployment hearing.
@@lilymarinovic1644 That's why there's an "edit" button.
This reads like an episode of America's Dumbest Criminals.......Oh wait!
Gotta love that now that Powell pleaded guilty he's saying she was never actually his lawyer
She wasnt Trumps lawyer. She was general Flynn's lawyer/
@@dunwundering835
She was, actually.
A true gamer move
"It must be because they can't afford those great corporate lawyers who, everyone knows, are known for being Democrats". Brutal, just brutal.
The sad thing is, conservatives probably believe it.
I would say he can't afford a great lawyer because even a decent lawyer would read that idiot in a second and instantly know it'll cost him his entire career and he'd get nothing out of it
That's just sad. Like really sad
Mr. Eagle was speaking tongue-in-cheek. He wasn't actually saying they were all Democrats. He was saying that all good lawyers are Democrats *according to Trump*, who claims that he can't find good lawyers due to political persecution, but in reality, can't find good lawyers for completely different reasons.
That was peak sarcasm
Very generous of Devin to keep Kise in A-tier after Judge Engoron set him ablaze this week and personally sanctioned him for his “egregious” “frivolous” and “obstreperous” making of “bogus arguments” ad nauseum in the NY fraud case.
Might've made the video before the news of this got out. /shrug
@@urazz7739 Nope, he mentions it in the video (12:22) and says a future dedicated video on the smackdown is forthcoming.
I see! It must be relative. In other words, the other Trump lawyers were SO BAD that they make Kise seem A tier 💀
@@NA-vz9ko I think you meant Kise rather than Devin.
Agree. Kise is B- at best
"Eating steak with ketchup" had me laughing so hard I almost fell out of my chair! Thank you!
I was joking that Habba spent more time on TV than she did lawyering.
I wasn't aware there was a pseudo-official metric for this.
It's a little terrifying that we reached C tier in only 5 minutes for a 20 minute long video.
And really even the B tier is made up of total clowns.
worse is that the last HALF of the vid is f tier.
What was it again? 98% of lawyers give the remaining 2% a bad name.
God, the Four Seasons Total Landscaping thing is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
I will always fondly remember voter fraud Karen getting soft balled questions by the Michigan GOP and still managing to torpedo her hearing.
I live in NE Philly, just a few miles from here and eat at Sweet Lucy’s (just up the block) all the time. When it was announced where the press conference was taking place, it completely broke my brain. Beyond surreal, to say the least 🤯
This type of analysis is like a beacon of clarity and reason in a vast sea of madness.
I love coming to this weeks later and seeing the F tiers taking plea deals left and right in Georgia lol
Can't believe there was so much legal incompetence to summarize that forgetting to ask for a jury in the NY civil case didn't make the cut.
LOL right
Well Alina Habba did make the cut... :-) Just that not that move :-) She is such a dolt.
I’m surprised he didn’t mention the lawyers in the second impeachment.
its so funny, i know the legaleagle team is sitting happily knowing they have enough free content from trump's legal team to make like multiple months worth of banger vids already, and there's always more developments in the future.
The Civil case was complete garbage and you know it.........
The A-tier lawyers just seem like normal lawyers who don't spew lies on national television and in court
Undoubtedly the ones Trump hates the most, because of that and the fact that they likely all demanded to be paid upfront.
The tier list is very generous. S tier I suppose would be celebrity layers that manage high profile cases with media coverage in a competent and expensive way.
Funny how that works!
That's where the bar is
@@chrisjzhSuper sad that the minimum possible thing to be a good lawyer compared to these is to just “keep your mouth shut and do your job, you’ll already be doing better than them” lmao
Off topic: Everytime I watch LegalEagle I subconsciously think: Devin has the perfect face for a Pixar character. No offense =)
It’s the perfectly coiffed hair and slightly exaggerated jaw and chin for me
Trump Lawyer: "It was a peaceful transfer of power."
Everyone else: "People died, one of them was a police officer."
Wrong. He died the day after of a heart attack.
Dont walk rum productions,
EVERYTHING IS STUPID!!
Also, he requested 10,000 more people for security, Nancy refused
I love when lawyers and judges manage to slip devastating insults into court rulings
Or humor: Michael Popok over on LegalAF just did a hot take on Engoron's love of irony and a Monty Python/Dead Parrot reference he made regarding one of the Trump Lawyers' motions.
@@BJones-yw4ddthat's a really good channel
@@BJones-yw4dd Thanks have to check that out. Always loved sarcastic judges on Law & Order but real life even more fun.
Miscarriages in Gaza are up 300% because of the genocide. Women are having csections without anesthesia
Is there a tier below F? Because Alina Haba probably needs to get dropped to it. Trump ended up with a bench trial in the civil fraud case because she didn’t check a box on a form for a jury trial. 😂
I think that might be Trump trying to play to his base. He tells them he was denied a jury, his base aren't going to care about things like "truth" or "rule of law." They'll just believe him that it's a show trial. Best case, he's hoping his base will keep giving him money, worst case he's hoping for another coupe attempt to save him from this "injustice."
You can't trust what any of Trumps' mob have to say. NYC jury....he wouldn't have a chance...they know him too well !!!
And the judge had ruled against him in the past, too.
If Better Call Saul were real, you just know that Saul Goodman would be on Trump's legal team.
You mean Rudy Giuliani? @@QuintusAntonious
You're the only lawyer I just absolutely love.
I love that you're on board with modern style videos, like the tier list, the constant clips but back to talking/reacting.
You're so cool. If I had a legal issue and some money saved up, I'd call your team. You earn all our trust by reviewing other cases and lawyers unbiased as possible and still have a since of humor. Nice.
Step 1. Pass the BAR
Step 2. Get immediately fired for being incompetent.
Step 3. Fight your firing in court.
Step 4. Get branded a lifelong Short Bus passenger.
Step 5. Proudly tell everyone about your win.
“No President of the United States has ever, in the history of our country, been baselessly investigated in such an outrageous and unlawful fashion.” Well, guys, (1) there’s a first for everything and (2) never before in the history of our country has a President of the United States shown such outrageous disregard for the law, disrespect towards our government, and disdain for Democracy. The F-tier being described as “The Star Wars Bar” level is 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Apparently Teapot Dome never happened
@@nobodyworthknowing8707 Coincidentally, both Harding and Fall were... wait for it... Republican’ts. I’m not saying the Democrats don’t have their faults but let’s be honest: the GQP is going down like the Titanic.
In case it wasn't clear, I was mocking the person who said what you quoted, not you. @@HMFan2010
@@nobodyworthknowing8707 Sorry, I didn’t see the other reply, only yours. I’m glad the mocking was not meant for me. Now, to find that no-good, OTHER person who quoted me and apparently is worthy of mocking...
It's fine. I realized maybe you thought otherwise. I was mocking the victim mentality from serial felon Donald Trump that no president that's done criminal things before has ever been investigated or condemned for them. @@HMFan2010
I remember getting into an argument with a guy on Twitter who was saying the Dems will get theirs when they Unleash the Kraken! Jokingly responding to him that I'd be Kraken open a beer to celebrate Trump's loss. He didn't think that was funny. I maintain it's a pretty good joke.
Now we've got The Cheese & Kraken in a shotgun wedding, with the cheesiest bro of all ;) BURP !
Mmmm ... speedy.
It IS a pretty good joke
Which Trump loss lol
@@PalomaDreams17 His election loss in '20 will do, but there are so many to choose from ;)
I said they got their legal strategy from the "kracken their asses."
Alina Habba has only proven to be worse than incompetent as of 01/17/2024 - getting chastised multiple times for not being able to follow "Basic Trial Procedures 101" in court.
As I was watching this, the words “TRAIN. WRECK.” kept obscuring my vision, in glowing letters, not unlike the after effect of staring directly into the sun. I could hear them, too. Like James Earl Jones in hi fidelity Dolby Surround Sound.
Somehow I have the feeling the "You can't charge a former president" Trump defenders will have a "slightly" different take on Obama and Biden.
Well, they won't be able to charge obama/biden because they didn't organize a conspiracy to overthrow our democracy, or obstruct a federal investigation by hiding evidence and committing perjury... or.... or.... or ...
Conservatives have a very consistent screed. "Do as I say, not as I do."
@Demmrir and don't forget "Rights for me, but not for thee"
@@Demmrir... Whereas Dems just accuse you of doing what they've just done... 😅
Both major parties are terrible for different reasons. But the Republican party rigjt now is so much worse so long as they allow That Narcissistoc Fascist to run their party into the ground. Way too mamy republican politicians support him, either actively or silently.
I didn't realize how many lawyers he's been through in just the past few years and how many of them are now listed as co-conspirators. That's hilarious.
The fact that ANY lawyer would be willing to work for Trump at this point is beyond my comprehension.
The fact Trump just went through lawyers like toilet paper is just pure incredible irony
I disagree on more than one front.
1. It is entirely credible, and actually predictable.
2. It is not ironic if it is entirely expected and not contrary to what is said.
What else are you meant to wipe up SHlT with other than toilet paper?
And, much like used toilet paper, the lawyers on this list are full of crap.
he also like to keep toliet paper on his shoe lol
The fact that Trump's lawyers ended up like toilet paper, discarded and covered in shit, is just pure incredible karma.
The fact that he had a lawyer called "Jimmy Trusty" has me completely sold that he just picks them by their name and nothing else
That sounds like the name of a Mob lawyers in a budget Crime Movie.
I love how you explain everything. You’re truly a shining star on UA-cam
I love your Videos. Please continue to help us wade through this whirlpool of DT's legal mess.
The fact these lawyers have to leave their current practice to take him as a client. Presumably because the practice wont allow it. Really says it all. 😂
Those lawyers taking those big payouts upfront were shaking hands with the Devil.
They can always go to another practice at the end of the day, at least if they manage to remain out of prison
At this point I am waiting for a judge to appoint a public defender for trump because all the other lawyers are so incompetent. That will be a delightful day!
Their former employers definitely don't want to be associated with them
@@karenholmes6565no they can’t. His attorneys come away sanctioned on the way to getting disbarred.
Eliminating the S-Tier right up front was hilarious. It's totally accurate, but your delivery was on point.
This was very, very good. Thank you. I’ll watch it again as soon as all the Court cases start.
I love that he used the correct obscure Star Wars character names in the captions at 11:15
As a storyline for a TV legal series, the whole Trump thing would be rejected as "too unrealistic" by the network.
FR! People in those shows are always intelligent even if they F up and at least they try their hardest even if they are the bad guys of the show. They are never this stupid.
@@RandomSwiftie13 Or at least when the shit hits the fan, they are at least smart enough to just flee the country with a briefcase full of cash, never to be heard from again.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.
Yeah, most of them would have been too idiotic for Boston Legal, and one the main characters' of that series legal strategy was just to yell "Danny Crane" and it winning him cases. Parts of Trump's legal team ar just beyond parody.
"Were I to see this acted upon a stage, I would condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Any lawyer who could get Trump to just shut his stupid festering craw and take his phone away for long enough to get to trial would make the S-Tier.
im convinced that kicking trump off of twitter for a while actually improved his image because fewer people saw some of the off-the-wall stuff he says on social media
Ah, but therein lies the paradox; any lawyer that smart & good at their job would *NEVER* represent the Mango Mussolini in the first place. So matter what he does, Hair Furher can never have an S-Tier lawyer.
@@WillWilsonthesafetyguy Mango Mussolini. I like that, I'm gonna have to borrow it at some point.
@@Azide_zx 100%
I think his ever-changing legal team would have saved a lot of money if they'd just hired wrestler to do exactly that.
They could always have called him Doctor SomethingOrOther to make it look better.
i spat out my drink at "there are no S-Tier Lawyers" 🤣
My husband and I quote “there are no s tier lawyers” often to make each other giggle. The best delivery man❤
16:35 Love how Devin can't resist chuckling at "to the best of her ability".
CGPGrey recently did a tier list where he had do break down F tier into multiple sub-tiers because it was so crowded. That would have worked very well here.
Absolutely great breakdown! The major networks should carry your brief yet incredibly informative 24 minutes.
This was fabulous 😂enjoy your stuff immensely 😊
He was already notorious for not paying his bills and forcing people to sue him in court then settle at 60 cents on the dollar. Contractors in NJ who were desperate for work started adding the difference they knew they'd lose into their contracts before working on his realestate. The lawyers didn't think he'd pull that on them until he stiffed Giuliani. Now, he has to pay up front.
The phrase "very legal and very cool" is never going to stop being funny to me
He really was off the rails from the jump. What a surreal time that was
I hope Trump is allowed to tweet from prison. The man is an unequalled meme machine.
Its so obvious to me but in case anyone else doesnt get it: When a lawyer or politician says "messaging that presents" they mean "lie". They are telling you to lie and telling you how to lie but if they get caught saying they wanted to lie it can get them in trouble. Its similar to Marryannes "alternative facts". Alternative Facts are lies but obviously you never wanna say you are lying.
4 months later after the 2nd E Jean Carol award, it's clear that Alina Habba belongs in a class even lower than F. How many of these lawyers are even still working for him other than Habba?
Trump and Alex Jones have a thing in common: not the very best lawyers
Trump is the IRL George Bluth - “I got the worst f**king attorneys”
In my experience, Lawyers don't like taking clients that repeatedly damage their own case. That takes a special kind of stupid.
And the lawyers don't have great clients!!
I still think Alex’s lawyer knew what he was doing.
You're scraping the bottom of the barrel when 1) you're a nightmare client who good lawyers can say no to and 2) a bunch of the lawyers who have already worked with you are facing prosecution and/or jail time.
Because a good lawyer would never let their reputation get destroyed.
Especially by Spanky.
Or… a good lawyer would actually want to get paid for their services.
And let himself being humbled by the opposition.
Brad Raffansperger has to tell judge Timothy Batten to reverse Sydney Powell's court victory against dominion to impounded and audit voting machines. Judge battan later reversed the reverse but not before dominion whipped all hard drives
Hence why they don't dare defend a criminal who is CLEARLY guilty. ☺
16:30 Damn. Fired for incompetence but then still got unemployment because she was "performing her duties to the best of her ability". OOF.
That's a one-two punch my self-esteem would never have recovered from.
My good sir, thank you for this amazing tier list, but can I just also say your tie is absolute FIRE today! :) Have a good day!
It's not just because Trump doesn't pay and constantly pressures them to do dodgy stuff, it's also the fact that Trump ignores good advice and shops around for lawyers who will tell him what he wants to hear.
In other words, bad advice.
And he’ll fire the lawyers who give him the proper advice he doesn’t want to hear. He’s like someone who only hires fitness trainers who tell him to just sit in the couch all day and eat bonbons.
yea, there definitely are some rich corporate lawyers who would like to defend trump. but not if he doesn't let them do their job.
we shouldn't act like all rightists are incompetent. underestimating the opponent is a bad idea
@@jurgnobs1308 Of course there are competent conservatives. They've been hating Trump since at least 2016.
Quite right.@@jurgnobs1308
@jurgnobs1308 not at this point, unless he paid fully in advance no good respected lawyer is taking him on
Ohhh, you missed a big one from Alina Habba and it probably would have dropped her at least a few letters down the alphabet. She forgot to tick the box demanding a jury trial in the New York AG civil case. You can't get more incompetent than that!
Yeah. Trump just complained about being railroaded by the court in a bench trial on social media. The reality? Alina Habba didn't file the paperwork which might have allowed him to benefit from a non-unanimous jury, due to a holdout juror.
Instead the judge ruled on the submissions and motions presented. It could have turned out very different for him, absent his choice of lawyer in that case.
If I were a lawyer, I wouldn't go anywhere near Trump no matter how much they offered me.
If You Think 🧐 Donald Trump Isnt Above The Law Then How Is It Fair That He Is Being Prosecuted But Not The Other USA 🇺🇸 Presidents Who Have Broken Laws Before?.
Donald trump is not above the law.
That's not an opinion, that's fact.
And Other USA presidents have not committed these crimes, soooo...
@@cadejust6777
Great Broadcast!
I feel like Saul Goodman would be turning his nose up on Trump at this point.
He would’ve been his greatest failure! (He said what!?)(He did what!?)😮
Saul would just buried spanky in a desert somewhere....even he knows this client is hopeless.
Idea: see which actors who play lawyers on TV would be willing to do a series of videos where they interact with the Trump cases in character.
Be thankful that Trump isn't as good at fraud as Slippin' Jimmy. He might have slithered away this trash pile unscathed.
I think Roy Cohn [failed counselor for Joe McCarthy and 45's personal mentor] would turn him down at this point.
Rick Wilson ( The Lincoln Project) wrote a book called "Every Thing Trump Touches Dies".
These lawyers should have taken this to heart and not thrown away their legal careers going near Trump.
Thank you, Legal Eagle, for a info packed video.
6:35 lol ...The XOXO was absolutely priceless!
3 weeks later, has the ranking changed at all? Sidney Powell just took a Guilty Plea, I wonder if that shifts her up or down.
Imagine being so bad at your job that you have to be put on trial for both figurative and literal criminal incompetence.
This is the absolute height of petty, and I’m here for it.
I'm literally eating popcorn.
It took me 3x longer to watch because I was looking up each attorney's law school. 😂
@@danielle-rw3zx Got a comprehensive list?
LegalEagle you make amazing content please never quit.
Fantastic show, guys. Thank you for doing what you do.
I think the most insane fact is that someone has so many attorneys there can be a substantial tier list of them.
"substantial tier list"
Well... maybe not so much tiered as just a list
To be fair, there are plenty of people who have an army of lawyers; they're just generally competent enough at their jobs (and have reasonable enough clients) to remain invisible. Taylor Swift, for example, probably has multiple teams dealing just in IP law, plus lawyers for contracts, employment, tax, finances, trial and civil attorneys for when she sued that asshat DJ...
If you have different business interests in different states you easily can end up with a lot of them, because a property expert in New Mexico doesn't help you if you also need an expert for employee rights in South Dakota, and an expert for oil drilling licenses in Alaska. Its just that at some point you either hire one of the big legal firms which have all the experts you need where you need them, or you start a legal department at the company you own - but the big legal firms no longer want to be associated with Trump, and since Trump's personal, political, and business affairs are so intermixed most of the lawyers of the Trump organisation or political campaign are also his personal lawyers.
Back in the 1990's a lawyer from one of those big firms managed to get into trump's office to demand payment. trump pulled out a picture of a thoroughbred stallion that he said was worth $5 million, and offered the horse in payment. This offer was rejected, the firm in question filed a lawsuit, and trump eventually coughed up partial payment. But word got around the legal community, and after that no firm would work for him unless he handed over a huge retainer first. And since he was impossible to work for, fewer and fewer firms would even pick up the phone to listen to him. That's why there are no S-tier lawyers: they want nothing to do with him, as you pointed out.