Psychic Cringe Fails 4

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  • @Chodmunch
    @Chodmunch  2 роки тому +89

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  • @S1RT0RTUR3
    @S1RT0RTUR3 4 роки тому +3562

    The First Lady was the definition of the phrase “how are you”
    “Yes”

    • @user-jp7sc2vb9w
      @user-jp7sc2vb9w 4 роки тому +16

      SirTorture _ underrated comment!!! 💀😂

    • @missd5658
      @missd5658 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @2002altima
      @2002altima 4 роки тому +17

      😂 My milk went through my nose after I read your comment, at home drinking milk and eating cookies late at night 😂

    • @samcooper5604
      @samcooper5604 4 роки тому +41

      "Hello?"
      "Okay 👁👄👁"

    • @charlescarter4608
      @charlescarter4608 4 роки тому +20

      When I walk in and say, "what's up?"...my buddy that owns the corner store by me responds with..."good good" lol

  • @MitchellWiggs
    @MitchellWiggs 7 років тому +18275

    I think the first psychic is legit because she seems dead already so I feel like she can probably connect with ghosts fairly easily.

    • @pinklink2169
      @pinklink2169 7 років тому +293

      Mitchell Wiggs are you joking??? Or was this comment like dead ass serious.

    • @kaitlinski493
      @kaitlinski493 7 років тому +275

      Mitchell Wiggs Right!? She's done! lmao!!

    • @gabychuels2955
      @gabychuels2955 7 років тому +30

      😂😂

    • @user-vv1dz8mo7t
      @user-vv1dz8mo7t 7 років тому +44

      Mitchell Wiggs Dang..😂😂

    • @stephanniev9
      @stephanniev9 7 років тому +60

      Hahhaa this comment made me lol

  • @johnbates2709
    @johnbates2709 6 років тому +4725

    The first dialogue sounds like a conversation between two patients in a psychiatric hospital

    • @nise3052
      @nise3052 6 років тому +203

      I'm crying. Because you're so right. Being someone who has been in and out of psych, I can for sure back this up 😂😂

    • @mrsm1920
      @mrsm1920 6 років тому +11

      😂😂😂

    • @rigorrmortis5983
      @rigorrmortis5983 6 років тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @bigtittymilkbertha3903
      @bigtittymilkbertha3903 6 років тому +23

      John you are handsome please have my newborn

    • @timhuber2814
      @timhuber2814 6 років тому +19

      John Bates I can’t imagine how it would have gone had that kid in the Alpinestars shirt not intervened and helped clarify.

  • @YoDronez
    @YoDronez Рік тому +422

    1st woman: “Will my song get any airplay on the radio?”
    Psychic: *dial up noises*

    • @Kaaryoo
      @Kaaryoo 9 місяців тому +1

      Tip tier cooment

    • @XxMidnightToker420xX
      @XxMidnightToker420xX 5 місяців тому +5

      Remember the little jingle that would play on windows XP when you shut down the computer. Thats what i was picturing in my head lmfao

    • @bwctubes
      @bwctubes 3 місяці тому

      This deserves SO many more likes.

    • @weneedchange9248
      @weneedchange9248 Місяць тому

      😂

  • @marcelfigueroa2449
    @marcelfigueroa2449 5 років тому +2350

    First Lady: “What about my song?” Psychic: “Cocaine is a hell of a drug”

    • @elizabethbenedek5004
      @elizabethbenedek5004 4 роки тому +6

      Marzinator 805 got I miss vicodin

    • @taramiller875
      @taramiller875 4 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @elizabethbenedek5004
      @elizabethbenedek5004 4 роки тому +3

      Tara Miller No, I really,really do. This suboxone sucks, and I still can’t walk.

    • @taramiller875
      @taramiller875 4 роки тому +2

      @@elizabethbenedek5004 I was on vicotin and my doctor took me off. (New doctor bc my regular doctor moved out of town) so the new doctor took me off of almost everything I was taking except my depression meds. I have chronic migraines and a bad back. So I tried kratom and it literally saved my life! It was almost like I took a vicotin or an oxy

    • @elizabethbenedek5004
      @elizabethbenedek5004 4 роки тому +1

      Tara Miller wow, checking it out now, THANKS 😊

  • @henryviii267
    @henryviii267 5 років тому +4429

    First Lady: “Will my song ever be played on the radio”
    Psychic: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

    • @mariusetternavn6214
      @mariusetternavn6214 4 роки тому +21

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @weeniedeo3826
      @weeniedeo3826 4 роки тому +20

      King Henry VIII 🤣🤣🤣🤣lmao

    • @kingrobert1st
      @kingrobert1st 4 роки тому +31

      Yes she would make a great politician!

    • @nicolesummers384
      @nicolesummers384 4 роки тому +3

      Hahaha

    • @NativeWarrior88
      @NativeWarrior88 4 роки тому +73

      I felt so bad for that poor woman. She was so serious about her song and she really meant it from her heart for her Dad. I hope that awful scam artist gets what she deserves. I sure hope those poor people didn't have to pay to talk to her!

  • @yasminaprice6633
    @yasminaprice6633 7 років тому +14067

    the first psychic was barely in this world let alone the spirit world

  • @therealmichaelscott.
    @therealmichaelscott. Рік тому +221

    “Do you believe this is a dead person?”
    “I’m hoping so” 💀

  • @PowderedFace
    @PowderedFace 5 років тому +5207

    Lady with the song: what about my song tho?
    1st psychic: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

    • @mariellesuzanne8123
      @mariellesuzanne8123 5 років тому +40

      I'm addicted to Mentos this comment made me lol, thank you

    • @howcanyoudothistome1
      @howcanyoudothistome1 5 років тому +20

      I'm addicted to Mentos funniest shit I’ve ever read 😂😂😂😂😂🙈

    • @TheSharna23
      @TheSharna23 5 років тому +8

      I am cackling!!!!!!!!

    • @Nolz_Lately
      @Nolz_Lately 5 років тому +2

      Lmaoooooooooooo

    • @UniqueGeekFreak
      @UniqueGeekFreak 5 років тому +9

      Her midichlorians saw the lights in the tunnel

  • @JudelovesRiver12
    @JudelovesRiver12 5 років тому +2756

    I could literally feel myself losing brain cells as I watched the first clip

  • @kyle21843
    @kyle21843 5 років тому +2602

    "is there any future with my song i wrote?"
    Lol idk *reincarnation*

  • @CEAsfg
    @CEAsfg Рік тому +241

    My favorite psychic fail was this clip from a French talk show and the guy asks the psychic if he can see the future, to which the psychic responds with a confident yes. Suddenly, the man slaps the psychic and says, “Did you see that coming?”

  • @tastetherainbow9643
    @tastetherainbow9643 5 років тому +935

    The lowest of the low. Predator preying on the loss of loved ones.

    • @russchesley
      @russchesley 5 років тому +24

      I agree, 100% DISGUSTING on the part of the "psychic" the more people calling them on their bullshit, the better. If they believe in hell, there is a place in it waiting just for them

    • @beatthedevil1396
      @beatthedevil1396 5 років тому +13

      It's like the modern churches..no difference

    • @bennupp2142
      @bennupp2142 5 років тому +13

      @@beatthedevil1396 Except everyone knows psychics are full of shit but not everyone knows preachers are as well.

    • @SapienSafari
      @SapienSafari 5 років тому

      Just because you lose a loved one doesn’t mean you have to become a gullible fool. I don’t pity superstitious people.

    • @bennupp2142
      @bennupp2142 5 років тому +2

      @@SapienSafari Everyone handles loss differently. You shouldn't lose empathy for someone based on how they act when they're grieving.

  • @itssimonebaby8769
    @itssimonebaby8769 5 років тому +3455

    Lady: “Will my song be heard nation wide”
    Psychic: “Nation wide is on your side”

    • @tanishajohnson5602
      @tanishajohnson5602 5 років тому +43

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @y786qnycuk7
      @y786qnycuk7 5 років тому +19

      LMAO

    • @y786qnycuk7
      @y786qnycuk7 5 років тому +38

      This should have wayyyyyy more likes too funny

    • @maeam
      @maeam 5 років тому +12

      LMFAOIOIOOOOO 😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @nikkinicole5435
      @nikkinicole5435 5 років тому +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mike3x108
    @mike3x108 5 років тому +5214

    Lady: “Will my song ever be played on the radio?”
    Physic: “Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor”

    • @alexr.1097
      @alexr.1097 5 років тому +60

      Come on 😂😂😂😂 why is this so funny

    • @stillmaninmotion6081
      @stillmaninmotion6081 5 років тому +23

      This one! 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @saraya9648
      @saraya9648 5 років тому +50

      I get it's a typo but how dare you compare a psychic to physics of all things?

    • @mirakovacs6981
      @mirakovacs6981 5 років тому +6

      @@saraya9648 lmfaoaoooo

    • @KatRinaZLuv369
      @KatRinaZLuv369 5 років тому +2

      LOL

  • @JaceDanielFilms
    @JaceDanielFilms Рік тому +58

    Woman; “will my song play on the radio?”
    Psychic: *diarrheas aggressively*

  • @nickvazquez8256
    @nickvazquez8256 5 років тому +1478

    Legend has it she is still hasn't answered the women about her song

    • @kristin2491
      @kristin2491 5 років тому +3

      Nick Vazquez 😂😂😂

    • @yariyari8704
      @yariyari8704 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @GuitarGuy057
      @GuitarGuy057 4 роки тому +3

      Legend?
      No. Documented reality.

    • @williamsthename
      @williamsthename 4 роки тому

      That’s what I commented lol

    • @jenchan967
      @jenchan967 4 роки тому

      Pffhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

  • @katec2975
    @katec2975 5 років тому +902

    Old woman: Will my song ever be heard?
    Psychic: He hasn't been Reincarnated yet.

    • @razztazz1982
      @razztazz1982 5 років тому +24

      I laughed at that one. That woman needs to lay off the dumb dumb juice.

    • @bryanchisholm3358
      @bryanchisholm3358 5 років тому +9

      😂😂 I think she had dementia

    • @Aquariuswonder86
      @Aquariuswonder86 5 років тому +3

      Well damn, how long it takes to be reincarnated? Lol

    • @galaxy6484
      @galaxy6484 5 років тому

      Katie Gracie omg so bad

    • @rabbit0664
      @rabbit0664 5 років тому +1

      @@Aquariuswonder86 She was definitely much

  • @sour_peckanmix
    @sour_peckanmix 7 років тому +4330

    "Your mom was quite affected by your father's passing."
    Wow how did you know

    • @lunalluna9401
      @lunalluna9401 7 років тому +475

      The funny part is that he wasn't even dead haha

    • @JavaChipFrappe
      @JavaChipFrappe 7 років тому +126

      Lucas Butterfield I would've hit them with "me mum hated me dad"

    • @animannita
      @animannita 7 років тому +2

      Lucas Butterfield XD I'm dying

    • @CharterForGaming
      @CharterForGaming 7 років тому +17

      but she was the one that murdered him

    • @cocobrowny
      @cocobrowny 7 років тому

      Constance Keller Loooooooooooool😂😂

  • @DaveMorgansMartian
    @DaveMorgansMartian 2 роки тому +80

    2:58: "I haven't read for Gwyneth Paltrow..." Host: "Uh, we got that from the media packet you provided us..." Absolutely classic! 🤣

  • @lunaticdelrey5263
    @lunaticdelrey5263 5 років тому +4143

    "what will happen to my song?”
    *”oh he will be reincarnated somewhere”*

    • @dsw_heelskill9013
      @dsw_heelskill9013 5 років тому +28

      Evan A1 Lmfaooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @briannotafan3368
      @briannotafan3368 5 років тому +16

      they had chest pain when they died did ther hart stop

    • @cheyenneharris8660
      @cheyenneharris8660 5 років тому +15

      😭😭😭😭 that lady is crazy 😭😂😂

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 5 років тому +67

      Someone produce this lady song please wtf

    • @bricbrac28
      @bricbrac28 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @warloew8610
    @warloew8610 5 років тому +1517

    Lady: Will my song ever be played on the radio?
    1st psychic: I’m feeling 15% can be saved by switching to Geico

    • @kristinesmart24
      @kristinesmart24 5 років тому +1

      That's funny! So many cons, but so many gullible ones, too. Never understand.

    • @marycanfield8654
      @marycanfield8654 5 років тому +1

      @@kristinesmart24 sometimes you just need to hear something sp badly, you will do extreme things, in my opinion.

    • @SuperReedScott
      @SuperReedScott 5 років тому

      Omg! Geico! 🤣😂

    • @plt4life629
      @plt4life629 5 років тому

      I got a tickle from that omg lol 😂

    • @itssimonebaby8769
      @itssimonebaby8769 5 років тому

      I’ve been laughing at this for 15mins, I have abs now so thanks for that

  • @arturoperezify
    @arturoperezify 6 років тому +1706

    "Will my song be popular?"
    "Reincarnation"
    "Understandable have a nice day."

    • @mintberry3164
      @mintberry3164 5 років тому +39

      i swear that psychic lady was like 70% deaf and 30% drunk

    • @uribe_ramon
      @uribe_ramon 5 років тому +7

      Change the title to Reincarnation and add the lyrics “he hasn´t come back yet”, and it will sell millions 😂😂😂

    • @ricomarcelmusic
      @ricomarcelmusic 5 років тому +7

      If I was the guy with the mic I would have died laughing

    • @stanclark8824
      @stanclark8824 3 роки тому +2

      @@ricomarcelmusic he tried not to laugh during the whole thing haha he really wanted to, but his mom was so sweet. i actually felt bad for her.

    • @theguitartutor1546
      @theguitartutor1546 2 роки тому +2

      Maybe she was telling the name of her album reincarnation??

  • @walshy2116
    @walshy2116 Рік тому +57

    All I can say is; people who pull this crap should be arrested. They are so far off base and lie, cheat, and steal to often times take advantage of people who are vulnerable. Also the people who go to see these types should be embarrassed and ashamed as well. Horrible.

    • @aldowilliams4765
      @aldowilliams4765 4 місяці тому +3

      Most of the people who go to see them are filled with grief or trauma. They are being exploited

    • @ArcaneNemesis
      @ArcaneNemesis 2 місяці тому +1

      Sometimes there are people who think they're psychics and they try to genuinely help people. Those kinds of people are very far and few between.
      But I'd say at least 80-90% of psychics are out for the money.

    • @bonniecoughenour7898
      @bonniecoughenour7898 Місяць тому

      And the ones who believe this c*** ought to go to mental institutions. They cannot accept the death of their loved one.. I would much rather know that my loved ones were inwhere they could not see upon this Earth anymore my suffering and grief over the loss

  • @nick56677
    @nick56677 4 роки тому +3120

    Lady: "Will my song ever be played on the radio?"
    Psychic: "If you or someone you love has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial reincarnation!"

    • @yrandyc11
      @yrandyc11 4 роки тому +30

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AR.648
      @AR.648 4 роки тому +18

      😂😂😂🤣

    • @krispus21
      @krispus21 4 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 nooooooo LOL!!!!

    • @melanatedgod5337
      @melanatedgod5337 4 роки тому +10

      😂🤮😂😂🤮😂😂😂😂😂

    • @IsoscelesCramer
      @IsoscelesCramer 4 роки тому +6

      💀

  • @rebeccarakuza2845
    @rebeccarakuza2845 5 років тому +647

    This first woman is just rediculious. She could have opened a random book to a random page and read every third word and made more freaking sense.

  • @Dominiqueuqinimod
    @Dominiqueuqinimod 7 років тому +3176

    That poor lady asking about a song...

    • @wisdomtime4708
      @wisdomtime4708 7 років тому +186

      Dominique M fake psychic was doing fake readings to pay for her hearing aid

    • @tiabelle3346
      @tiabelle3346 7 років тому +39

      I felt sorry for her

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon 7 років тому +146

      If that fake psychic had half a brain she would have just said, "No," because what are the odds that woman is actually going to get her song on the radio? Especially when she's asking a psychic about it, like if the psychic said yes it would just magically happen without any effort on her part? Hell no it's not.

    • @kubush
      @kubush 7 років тому +85

      You don't have to be a psychic to know that her song won't end up on the radio.

    • @tiannaperez2993
      @tiannaperez2993 7 років тому +75

      the lady's question was so simple and clear but this woman is talking about reincarnation like where is the correlation??

  • @Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living
    @Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living Рік тому +52

    I love how the psychics try to justify getting it wrong, like the second psychic claiming that she thought it was a woman because it was a woman’s watch, and John Edward being arrogant with the audience saying that he’s seeing it but the audience is pranking him.
    This is why I thought James Randi was great. He was able to scientifically debunk a lot of these people.
    EDIT: Those newscasters in Chicago really roasted this phony psychic. I love how she wouldn’t admit that she messed up, and she had the audacity to call them rude.

    • @tosspot1305
      @tosspot1305 5 місяців тому +2

      Then played the victim saying 'oh usually people are respectful' Don't hurt my feelings blah blah

    • @user-qw4ud5cj6j
      @user-qw4ud5cj6j Місяць тому

      It wasn’t even a woman’s watch he said he bought it because of a woman

  • @reygracia1071
    @reygracia1071 5 років тому +1680

    Lady : Reincarnation
    Lady : How does that affect my song though
    I can’t 😂

    • @TJustT-fo6qu
      @TJustT-fo6qu 4 роки тому +47

      😂😂😂😂😂😂
      And she continues " he is not probably been reincarnated yet"

    • @dianadiaz7811
      @dianadiaz7811 4 роки тому +8

      LMFAO 💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @queenb1119
      @queenb1119 4 роки тому +22

      @@TJustT-fo6qu I guess when you get as old as she is, reincarnation is just on your mind all the time! I hope she comes back as a dung beetle. Though it won't be much different from her current form, considering she's constantly pushing a load of crap at people! 🤣

    • @TJustT-fo6qu
      @TJustT-fo6qu 4 роки тому +3

      @@queenb1119 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂please, I already have headache! Don't say much.

    • @queenb1119
      @queenb1119 4 роки тому +3

      @@TJustT-fo6qu Sorry, love! I hope your head feels better! 🤗😁

  • @tarek-tj1gf
    @tarek-tj1gf 5 років тому +2645

    Lady: “will my song ever be played on the radio”
    Psychic: “he’s gonna come back as a salamander you know”

  • @puffykitty235
    @puffykitty235 5 років тому +3825

    I wanna hear this song the woman is talking about

    • @chancelast2711
      @chancelast2711 5 років тому +179

      I was thinking the same thing..I wanna hear it too

    • @ctrlpea7058
      @ctrlpea7058 5 років тому +19

      Robert Ryan I’m hoping you are being sarcastic

    • @gusbus1040
      @gusbus1040 5 років тому +46

      Robert Ryan
      Being honest about something you know nothing about. Okay.

    • @puffykitty235
      @puffykitty235 5 років тому +44

      Robert Ryan either way i still wanna hear it lol

    • @kerstinnilsson9968
      @kerstinnilsson9968 5 років тому +138

      Robert Ryan who cares. It clearly means a lot to her. No need to be rude about something so sentimental

  • @johnfairweather9188
    @johnfairweather9188 27 днів тому +6

    It’s weird that the first psychic couldn’t predict that she would need a hearing aid.

  • @lee207ful
    @lee207ful 5 років тому +926

    “I can’t hear you very well”
    *hoping that will make the question go away*

    • @pharaoh6977
      @pharaoh6977 5 років тому +18

      Haha. I do thaaat

    • @allesschwarz_liebe5871
      @allesschwarz_liebe5871 5 років тому +2

      Anything & Everything lmfaooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @IanWhiddett
      @IanWhiddett 5 років тому +5

      I'd think that if anyone would be alright not hearing, it'd be a psychic. 🤷‍♂️

    • @joelorosario2300
      @joelorosario2300 4 роки тому +2

      Hey at least she tried 🤣🤣🤣

    • @IanWhiddett
      @IanWhiddett 4 роки тому +1

      @@joelorosario2300 You're right. That's very optimistic.
      Originality ✅
      Effort ✅
      Perseverance ✅
      Audacity ✅
      🔮 She's 💯 legit.
      😂🤣😂😆

  • @allenb.8587
    @allenb.8587 4 роки тому +2477

    That first "psychic" looked like she was minutes from her reincarnation.

    • @GinaCas525
      @GinaCas525 4 роки тому +34

      🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @ThatBeeyatch
      @ThatBeeyatch 4 роки тому +25

      I am screamin and crying 😭 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😩😩😩😩😩😩

    • @kappas6344
      @kappas6344 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao I'm in tears

    • @courtkawaii9692
      @courtkawaii9692 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣

    • @sebastianurban1484
      @sebastianurban1484 3 роки тому +4

      Best comment I ever read on UA-cam so far. I laughed so hard! 😂👍

  • @jackie-we4ep
    @jackie-we4ep 5 років тому +1433

    The guy holding the mic was like, “wtf is going on.” 😂

    • @jakemiles1427
      @jakemiles1427 4 роки тому +54

      And he was cute too

    • @BobbySyGo
      @BobbySyGo 4 роки тому +48

      He was probably thinking "I wish I had the power of teleportation right now, or at least invisibility..."

    • @PopularNerdette
      @PopularNerdette 4 роки тому +9

      Jake Miles yes he was

    • @jackie-we4ep
      @jackie-we4ep 4 роки тому +5

      Bobby Sy Go If I was him, I’d be on the floor cracking up 😆😂

    • @missmoanypants
      @missmoanypants 4 роки тому +3

      I felt so bad for him.

  • @vladimirputindreadlockrast812
    @vladimirputindreadlockrast812 Місяць тому +9

    Second psychic holds a 24K gold Cartier watch with a sapphire crown, and confidently proclaims the woman who owns it is financially secure.

    • @JustBreatheOkay
      @JustBreatheOkay Місяць тому +1

      She also said it’s definitely a woman cuz it’s a women’s watch 😂

  • @TropicalGirl114
    @TropicalGirl114 5 років тому +742

    The First ‘psychic’ lady wasn’t even listening to a word she said... ‘reincarnation’-stares blankly smiling... ooook...

    • @fadetoblond
      @fadetoblond 5 років тому +3

      It wasn't that she wasn't listening, she's probably profoundly hard of hearing and hasn't admitted it to anyone. God forbid a deaf psychic. hahaha!

    • @Juice-tr8xi
      @Juice-tr8xi 5 років тому +8

      Or shes high as shit on pain meds

    • @JIMvc2
      @JIMvc2 5 років тому

      @@Juice-tr8xi lmao 😂😂😂👌🏻

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 5 років тому +3

      @@fadetoblond she probably just didnt know what to say. Didnt hear my ass she couldnt come up with bs fast enough

    • @fadetoblond
      @fadetoblond 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, you're probably right Andy. At that age, she should give up on the scam. lol

  • @Challenger-pi2vm
    @Challenger-pi2vm 6 років тому +616

    I just hate how they start to get angry and judgemental when someone starts to call them out.

    • @taracarroll4218
      @taracarroll4218 6 років тому +9

      That chick with the beehive on Anderson. Damn.

    • @MrShroomz84
      @MrShroomz84 6 років тому +9

      The most speak-to-the-manageriest haircut that's ever spoken to a manager..
      Shit's from the Nth Dimension

    • @sanctusignis9746
      @sanctusignis9746 6 років тому +7

      Reverse psychology...religion does it to believers, if you doubt it means u don't have faith,bullshit. If you doubt it means it doesn't make sense,it doesn't make sense BC it's bullshit. But it works on millions

    • @markcadieux3445
      @markcadieux3445 5 років тому

      @@taracarroll4218 Thetesa Caputo. Another phone physic

    • @taracarroll4218
      @taracarroll4218 5 років тому

      @@markcadieux3445 She's definitely phoney!

  • @AngloSaxonWheatFarmer
    @AngloSaxonWheatFarmer 6 років тому +1280

    Pays psychic hundreds of dollars
    “I have feeling you are experiencing great financial loss”

  • @AaronMcGee-r2l
    @AaronMcGee-r2l Місяць тому +6

    Lady: will my song ever be played on the radio?
    Psychic: you have to fix the flux capacitor

  • @kingkoollgs
    @kingkoollgs 3 роки тому +1985

    First Lady: "What will happen with my
    song?"
    Psychic: "Call the judge and get some fudge"

    • @DunmoresMovieMania
      @DunmoresMovieMania 3 роки тому +47

      I think she first needs to empty the fudge in her adult diapers.

    • @fido7293
      @fido7293 3 роки тому +20

      Lemme check...yup... I just shit my pants.

    • @haleyoneil9172
      @haleyoneil9172 3 роки тому +29

      This comment made my stomach hurt from laughing so hard!!

    • @jw9737
      @jw9737 3 роки тому +10

      I'm fucking dying from this right now 😂😆😆😂😆😂

    • @bigcorn0824
      @bigcorn0824 3 роки тому +7

      This comment had me CRYING LAUGHING

  • @OhWoahJo
    @OhWoahJo 4 роки тому +1358

    "will my song ever go anywhere and be played on the radio"
    "Not until he learns a lesson.'
    "What? My dad is dead."
    "You know.. reincarnation."
    "I am asking if there is a future for my song. My dad died last year."
    "He probably hasn't come back yet"

    • @udu8888
      @udu8888 4 роки тому +29

      Lmao

    • @DrBenson21
      @DrBenson21 4 роки тому +45

      A totally coherent conversation

    • @vivianamuntean146
      @vivianamuntean146 3 роки тому +18

      That's a lot of secondhand soul atonement red tape to get through for single track airplay.

    • @timdurgan
      @timdurgan 3 роки тому +55

      The fact she specifically explained that context beforehand shows this "psychic" isn't just unable to listen to the dead, she's also unable to listen to the living

    • @vivianamuntean146
      @vivianamuntean146 3 роки тому +9

      @@timdurgan Hahaha, exactly! If you can't listen as well as the average person, maybe cold reading isn't your thing.

  • @rayevans9276
    @rayevans9276 5 років тому +577

    “i’m trying different techniques”
    that’s what you call guessing

    • @heyjoji1954
      @heyjoji1954 5 років тому +8

      partisan exactly if psychics got some magical gift technique should have nothing to do with it

    • @410_jav
      @410_jav 5 років тому

      Hey Joji how’s a peice of paper gonna talk to you tho it’s not like a nigga is haunting every photo of them

    • @natjackson4880
      @natjackson4880 5 років тому +6

      I swear he did eenie-meenie-miney-mo at the end there 😂

    • @paulharper362
      @paulharper362 Місяць тому

      Turns out it was the test that was wrong. Who would have thought? 🤣

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Рік тому +14

    7:51 I love how even when they agree to every single detail about the test ahead of time, oftentimes when they fail they blame the structure of the test. Like bro, this was all cleared with you ahead of time!!

  • @OneMeanArtist
    @OneMeanArtist 6 років тому +1167

    "Will my song ever be heard on the radio?"
    "He needs to own up to some of the things he's done."
    Seems logical. lol

    • @karmencarmen1720
      @karmencarmen1720 5 років тому +8

      OneMeanArtist This is actually soo funny

    • @jakemiles1427
      @jakemiles1427 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @anthonymaldonado196
      @anthonymaldonado196 5 років тому +1

      He's not going to come back

    • @Tasoq
      @Tasoq 5 років тому +9

      At first I thought she'd just misheard 'song' as 'son' but then she just kept not making sense lol

    • @abdFai826
      @abdFai826 5 років тому +4

      @@Tasoq they never mishear anything, they just keep the bullshit train rolling.

  • @iby914
    @iby914 7 років тому +1647

    How come these psychics didn't foresee that they will one day be uploaded onto UA-cam and be ridiculed?

    • @christineishere5879
      @christineishere5879 7 років тому +34

      ibkillah perhaps that was their master plan all along

    • @hosebeefstick
      @hosebeefstick 7 років тому +20

      Christine ishere My god, they've fooled us all!

    • @nachonachos2185
      @nachonachos2185 7 років тому +7

      ibkillah because they're fake

    • @hosebeefstick
      @hosebeefstick 7 років тому +13

      hi ci Lol, yeah, that _is_ true, but I'm pretty sure that the question was rhetorical.

    • @bigcrookeddick5688
      @bigcrookeddick5688 7 років тому +3

      ibkillah it doesn't work that way!! Duh 🙄

  • @morgthestallion
    @morgthestallion 6 років тому +2880

    The first clip omg she is so precious. Find that lady’s song & let’s get it poppin !!!!!

    • @GigglesGiggles
      @GigglesGiggles 6 років тому +7

      morgan hilfiger 😂

    • @gleeshtv3283
      @gleeshtv3283 6 років тому +117

      Somebody please find her song! Lol

    • @BritStan
      @BritStan 6 років тому +71

      morgan hilfiger Who are we gettin to perform it? Someone go on get SZA on the phone, we need to discuss!!

    • @nas3175
      @nas3175 6 років тому +9

      Brittany Stanley sadly sza damaged her vocal cords

    • @BritneyOlaa
      @BritneyOlaa 6 років тому +20

      I’ll sing it

  • @nealgrimes4382
    @nealgrimes4382 Рік тому +15

    That first woman didn't even know what was going on in the room she was in let alone the afterlife.

  • @jerryappleton6855
    @jerryappleton6855 5 років тому +2565

    First Lady:"What about my song?"
    Psychic: "Epstein didn't kill himself."

    • @americanlibertas3726
      @americanlibertas3726 5 років тому +5

      You win

    • @shevellewhips4322
      @shevellewhips4322 5 років тому +11

      AUDIENCE: WHO CARES

    • @sailorspacejam
      @sailorspacejam 5 років тому +6

      EL PASTY GUERO hfa someone’s salty

    • @specialorder9379
      @specialorder9379 5 років тому

      😂

    • @mydogsioux
      @mydogsioux 5 років тому +7

      Partisan your comment is disgusting. Is your life that bad, are you that pathetic, that you're trolling with anti-semitic comments? Sort yourself out dude.

  • @LouiseAttaque888
    @LouiseAttaque888 5 років тому +548

    The most embarrassing part is how they still insist on the fact that they're real "psychics" when the proof that they AREN'T is presented before their very eyes! How stubborn and annoying!

    • @grendy7602
      @grendy7602 4 роки тому +17

      Its embarrasing so ofc they wont say it

    • @togounshlopbunglabow9303
      @togounshlopbunglabow9303 4 роки тому +19

      Exactly like flat earthers lol

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 4 роки тому +6

      that ís embarrassing, but I dont feel for them. I do feel for the miscarriage woman that heard like twenty things wróng when she even gave him all the information she probably could have. And afterwards she goes "yeah it went great". Though, I suppose, if that's what gets her over the loss of her child...
      In a way, I wouldn't even care if these people díd believe in themselves, if they only charged accordingly. 60 bucks, or 100 bucks isn't too much money to spend on a fantasy that allows you to carry on with your life. We all have our white lies and beliefs. But when you take 58000 from someone, for saying his dog is cursed...

    • @barrywhiteofnewyork5949
      @barrywhiteofnewyork5949 4 роки тому +2

      They espouse the belief that if one doesn't admit they're wrong, then they're not.

    • @ThePurplehobo
      @ThePurplehobo 4 роки тому

      It's hard to convince someone of something when their career depends on them being wrong

  • @chadmyron2552
    @chadmyron2552 4 роки тому +2405

    “Will my song ever get played on the radio?”
    Psychic;
    “You can’t squeeze cheese from a goat before it’s hatched..”

    • @Hamrik_Oswald
      @Hamrik_Oswald 3 роки тому +44

      I swear there are people that respond like this when I leave a comment on UA-cam. They leave comments completely irrelevant to what I initially said. I feel so sad for them.

    • @WilbertLek
      @WilbertLek 3 роки тому +4

      Cat*

    • @trickortrump3292
      @trickortrump3292 3 роки тому +29

      @@Hamrik_Oswald I never learned to play golf though.

    • @Hamrik_Oswald
      @Hamrik_Oswald 3 роки тому +9

      @@trickortrump3292 I hear that

    • @Enigmajestic1
      @Enigmajestic1 3 роки тому +5

      WTF 🤣🤣🤣🙈

  • @ChubbiBun
    @ChubbiBun Рік тому +75

    “You have a deceased family member that starts with J or M?”
    *No*
    “Yes you do”
    😂

  • @yesitsstillyouwhomakesmesw3014
    @yesitsstillyouwhomakesmesw3014 6 років тому +2478

    so i was i wondering if my song would ever make it?
    *well . . . reincarnation*

    • @matthewzablocki5310
      @matthewzablocki5310 6 років тому +93

      I was like wtf?😕 my dog even cocked her head confused.

    • @storm.7298
      @storm.7298 6 років тому +157

      "What does that have to do with my mixtape though?"

    • @RustIsOnline
      @RustIsOnline 6 років тому +3

      yes, it’s still you who makes me sweat. Hey just a quick thing, FELLOW BEEBO FAN WE MUST PRAISE

    • @88Nikoli
      @88Nikoli 6 років тому +27

      He's not reincarnated yet though 😂

    • @alisalauzon6454
      @alisalauzon6454 6 років тому +21

      I know lol..I think her ghost has Alzheimer s..

  • @chichib1093
    @chichib1093 7 років тому +5136

    Oh my gosh the first clip the psychic was beyond terrible

    • @zukostryder
      @zukostryder 7 років тому +279

      Chioma Ejimofo women freaking answer the damnnnn question

    • @blaireauger755
      @blaireauger755 7 років тому +288

      Chioma Ejimofo Bitch was fucking senile lol

    • @Samantha-dv4je
      @Samantha-dv4je 7 років тому +89

      Chioma Ejimofo I literally couldn't stop laughing 😂😂

    • @melanie_1595
      @melanie_1595 7 років тому +5

      Yes

    • @sophiem7791
      @sophiem7791 7 років тому +201

      I wanna hear the song

  • @singleeyedcat3608
    @singleeyedcat3608 6 років тому +2141

    So um will my song ever take off?
    HE NEEDS TO LEARN

    • @nise3052
      @nise3052 6 років тому +15

      Lmfao

    • @nerdynerdstrom
      @nerdynerdstrom 6 років тому +29

      I died laughing when she said that!💀😂🤣😂🤣

    • @MateriaHunter
      @MateriaHunter 6 років тому +24

      ...Reincarnations...

    • @sarahc332
      @sarahc332 6 років тому +1

      Single eyed Cat No. I psychic! Lol 🔮 😂

    • @binkusbonkus
      @binkusbonkus 6 років тому +14

      Pretty sure the lady misheard song as son

  • @IreZico
    @IreZico Рік тому +11

    I love the dude holding the mic in the first clip smiling and trying not to laugh 😂

  • @aidan7193
    @aidan7193 7 років тому +2039

    Respect for the guy on the news calling her out on her bullshit "how do you explain failing miserably failing"

    • @zay6324
      @zay6324 7 років тому +32

      Aidan he does that a lot

    • @squidipus1471
      @squidipus1471 7 років тому +3

      U just won a subscriber

    • @dizzysleepers5005
      @dizzysleepers5005 7 років тому +13

      She's this that,, this and that, what I can guarantee is that she lived

    • @dizzysleepers5005
      @dizzysleepers5005 7 років тому +13

      Baby boomer names were all about j and m

    • @whitneyhoustonstan2472
      @whitneyhoustonstan2472 7 років тому +32

      dizzy sleepers lmao I was laughing cuz I realized that too and it bothers me how psychics need to ask all these questions and make such generalized, typical statements

  • @ericmgarrison
    @ericmgarrison 2 роки тому +952

    How two psychics can look at each other without bursting out laughing and pissing on themselves is beyond me.

    • @drdabsmore945
      @drdabsmore945 2 роки тому +40

      I think for the same reason two thieves would do likewise. If one thief let's the cat out of the bag, their whole scheme is ruined.

    • @mikehunt3746
      @mikehunt3746 2 роки тому +4

      🤣

    • @insidethesquaredcirclewith9797
      @insidethesquaredcirclewith9797 2 роки тому +8

      @@drdabsmore945 two theives haven't decided themselves they know that are decietful they also know saying you can predict the future is insane

    • @Artemis-eu5ql
      @Artemis-eu5ql Рік тому

      Bruh psychics hate it here tbh. They don’t want clout cause fear of coming off as insane the ones that do are insane and great liars

    • @Poemiserable
      @Poemiserable Рік тому +11

      Actually, tons of psychics believe themselves to be psychic. It's a powerful kind of cognitive bias.

  • @Jaden-if4me
    @Jaden-if4me 7 років тому +555

    "But how does that effect my song".... 💀💀

    • @loki6114
      @loki6114 6 років тому +32

      Jaden He will reincarnate

    • @chunkysushibread
      @chunkysushibread 6 років тому +1

      Jaden LMFAO

    • @emfisher8168
      @emfisher8168 6 років тому +2

      I bet she had a speaker in her ear and was going off stuff they were saying, but she couldn't hear clearly what that lady said so she didn't know how to respond... Like they said in her ear, yes it will come through soon it will happen soon. The psychic says dad will reincarnate soon because all the old lady could hear was her dad dead and when or will it happen about the song... I'd bet my psychic ability on it..

  • @dayvirm2095
    @dayvirm2095 Рік тому +5

    No one can predict the future, it's lies motivated by greed.

  • @Cantoonsanimations
    @Cantoonsanimations 5 років тому +865

    Lady: will my song be recognized?
    Psychic: yes Gohan will be defeating Cell soon.

  • @TJustT-fo6qu
    @TJustT-fo6qu 4 роки тому +704

    "Not until he learned a certain lesson "
    The first woman is not a psychic, shes drunk

  • @wafflemakerx7652
    @wafflemakerx7652 7 років тому +2497

    it makes me sad that these people take advantage out of someones desperation

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 7 років тому +1

      My reality is not the same as these I swear. I could never get away with something like this in my environment.

    • @katnip526
      @katnip526 7 років тому +15

      it makes me sad that these people are that stupid

    • @cincinnatislider
      @cincinnatislider 7 років тому +6

      Parents have the power to teach their kids. That's how this stops.

    • @voz3704
      @voz3704 7 років тому +24

      "I can see your future. Someone...is......gonna swindle you outta some money soon."

    • @ladyboywonder9139
      @ladyboywonder9139 6 років тому

      Lauren w Obviously you’re talking about cycle therapy and religion
      Now you can stuff the cork in it you little fucking troll

  • @adamperry835
    @adamperry835 Рік тому +17

    10:40 "I'm not going to start looking round" *immediately starts looking round*

    • @user-qw4ud5cj6j
      @user-qw4ud5cj6j Місяць тому +1

      That’s exactly what said 😂 also said he doesn’t want to start guessing things and then starts guessing

  • @ganglabesh
    @ganglabesh 3 роки тому +1138

    "will i have a hit song?"
    "he has to own up to the things he's done"

    • @brianjohnson1601
      @brianjohnson1601 3 роки тому +17

      @Mostly Anthologies 😂🤣😭🤚🏾

    • @WitheringZealot
      @WitheringZealot 2 роки тому

      @Mostly Anthologies aww look only 16 likes for insulting a dead man
      Too bad. You tried buddy give yourself a pat on the back champ.

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 2 роки тому +13

      @Mostly Anthologies damn Michael Jackson, keeping everyone on the plane in limbo because he can't own up to what he's done and accept he's dead...

    • @christieintexas
      @christieintexas 2 роки тому +19

      I think she had a few marbles loose up stairs, if you know what I mean.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 2 роки тому +9

      @@christieintexas she wants to know if her song will ever be recorded… or played on the radio…she’s knocking on doors, but they’re all closed…talk about the blind leading the blind…🔮😎

  • @potatobot1250
    @potatobot1250 6 років тому +2127

    Aww the lady in the first clip is so kind even though the physic is really fake. I truly hope she ends up getting her song recorded.

    • @franciscomacias9603
      @franciscomacias9603 6 років тому +23

      Potato Bot I for one am curious as well. We will never know, poor lady.

    • @vanthonvenus
      @vanthonvenus 6 років тому +34

      Potato Bot
      I want this song on Spotify and I’ll show it to the world

    • @barahng
      @barahng 6 років тому +18

      Potato Bot Sweet lady but the song was probably terrible, lets be honest.

    • @lizsypher9341
      @lizsypher9341 6 років тому +2

      She was only able to hone in on mediumship! So she brought through the father! People have no clue how this works! She's just Reading her and trying to help her figure it out on her own! Future isn't always set in stone! It depends on the path you are on and what you decided to do!

    • @BlvckArtistt
      @BlvckArtistt 6 років тому +1

      Are there any well known real ones i could look at ?

  • @cajuncountry4279
    @cajuncountry4279 5 років тому +374

    The first one, the little dude holding the mic wants to bust out laughing so bad!! 🤣

  • @TasRailwayfan
    @TasRailwayfan Рік тому +22

    "Will my song be played on the radio?"
    Psychic: "I was an adventurer like you once, then I took an arrow to the knee..."

  • @priceyfern6868
    @priceyfern6868 6 років тому +2355

    How to be a psychic
    1. Say that you’re a psychic
    2. You’re a psychic

  • @jakemiles1427
    @jakemiles1427 5 років тому +504

    IS ANYONE ELSE STRUGGLING TO GET THROUGH THIS? THE CRINGE IS REAL.

    • @theredblurb132
      @theredblurb132 5 років тому +3

      I am too this is hilarious. 😆

    • @johnchase4408
      @johnchase4408 5 років тому +1

      This is awful.

    • @DRLG870
      @DRLG870 5 років тому +11

      I had to stop halfway through the first clip and take a breath

    • @theredblurb132
      @theredblurb132 5 років тому +1

      @@johnchase4408 True. But I can do nothing about it in the moment. Until I can i shall laugh.

    • @human-person
      @human-person 5 років тому

      Cringier than the first time I watched The Office UK

  • @faceshredder2576
    @faceshredder2576 5 років тому +2034

    That poor older woman at the beginning..lmao 😂 she just wants her song to be heard 😂😭

    • @niccithegypsy3716
      @niccithegypsy3716 5 років тому +16

      Face Shredder Forreal she was going extra hard😭😭

    • @emilialindberg3663
      @emilialindberg3663 5 років тому +6

      @Jr Reyes cheese haha

    • @_Arminius
      @_Arminius 5 років тому +10

      @Daggisdarko Dagasle78 😄She was just ego-tripping and probably some dementia was involved too. None of these "psychics" had a clue.

    • @ambershinault3792
      @ambershinault3792 5 років тому +15

      She should have said, "Shall I sing it for you now?"

    • @nickydega4333
      @nickydega4333 5 років тому +9

      Fuck it... let's Kickstart that shit!

  • @seashells2191
    @seashells2191 Рік тому +4

    The first woman broke my heart, I hope her song got recognized.

  • @bnon360spin4
    @bnon360spin4 5 років тому +637

    Grandma: Will my song get noticed?
    Psychic: I threw my poo on the ceiling.

  • @parsleyrose7778
    @parsleyrose7778 7 років тому +463

    "She's not flamboyant but there's a very strong flamboyance about her."

    • @takeshelter5313
      @takeshelter5313 7 років тому +23

      Parsleyrose I wanna get this tatted on my chest

    • @stacirivera799
      @stacirivera799 7 років тому +3

      Lmao she was full of shit after that sentence.

  • @ASingleLettuceLeaf
    @ASingleLettuceLeaf 6 років тому +1340

    THE WOMAN JUST WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT HER SONG! Oml

    • @TheMrsmj1
      @TheMrsmj1 6 років тому

      😂😂

    • @jewelweed5375
      @jewelweed5375 6 років тому +32

      The lady didn't understand, the psychic only sees dead people.

    • @Danimal1177
      @Danimal1177 5 років тому +15

      Of all the things to want to know about, she asks about if her song will ever be a hit? Really? She's not interested in learning about lotto numbers, or will she find true love, or ...?

    • @ladyJustis
      @ladyJustis 5 років тому +3

      @@jewelweed5375exactly..she not claiming to be a fortune teller

    • @bremarshall2942
      @bremarshall2942 5 років тому

      😂🤣😭

  • @max-be9ou
    @max-be9ou Рік тому +2

    Really enjoying this channel, binge watching all the fails. Shame we don't have shows like this still on telly 😂😂

  • @aspirativemusicproduction2135
    @aspirativemusicproduction2135 6 років тому +885

    First psychic is the best ever. She must have studied politics. Never give direct answer, avoid uncomfortable questions, be vague.

    • @poohwhitaker584
      @poohwhitaker584 6 років тому +5

      YEP! I AGREE!

    • @ricog8209
      @ricog8209 6 років тому +13

      Reminds me of the Family Guy episode when Lois used 9-11 for every answer.

    • @austinodell9046
      @austinodell9046 6 років тому +5

      and also not listen or understand whats being said

    • @amaasmr7203
      @amaasmr7203 6 років тому

      best comment ever lmao

    • @biba3025
      @biba3025 6 років тому +1

      She was like having a stroke.

  • @svby
    @svby 5 років тому +2056

    Will my song ever be played on the radio?
    mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

  • @oz1547
    @oz1547 5 років тому +549

    I hate these people so much. They take advantage of the desperate people just to fill their own bank accounts.

    • @judepower4425
      @judepower4425 5 років тому +7

      Yeah, sad to watch to many people who forget to turn their brains on

    • @doreenorr7834
      @doreenorr7834 5 років тому +17

      It's sad, but it's the same thing religion has been doing forever, trying to get people to believe them by preying on grief and things that have no proof in reality, these sick users are just not so polished at it

    • @xNeariax
      @xNeariax 5 років тому +5

      @@doreenorr7834 Gee, thanks for saying it! I honestly don't get how people are "so sceptical" (rightfully, of course!) of psychics and astrologists, but BILLIONS take ancient texts written by a couple of old men and translated to death as irrevocable and often unshatterable proof of one "higher being" or another - making their "representatives on earth" (for example the catholic church) rich in the process. How can you see one for what it is and not the other?

    • @doreenorr7834
      @doreenorr7834 5 років тому +2

      I know it's like their brain shuts off if stating facts or showing why their beliefs are non sensical, its purely "does not compute, does not compute " they just won't accept reality when it doesn't mesh with the grotesque bigoted racist viewpoint, they just cannot see the false legitimacy of their excuse to hate anything and everything they don't agree with shown to be utter nonsense so blindly follow every inane utterance of their orange figure head, reality be damned I want to blindly hate and the president says its OK! I used to admire the American way of life but now it is a sad caricature of a once great nation that will overturn or steamroll over anything that will ever stop the ever quickening flood of profits into the pockets of the already disgustingly rich 1% of Americans who use the workforce as a easily replaceable resource and so use them up without concern and are currently repelling any law that tries to give the average worker any protection while also overturning any laws put there to protect the world we and our children have too live in all for more money in already full to bursting bank accounts, as iv said before if it didn't hurt people or the environment so much it would almost be like black comedy. Meanwhile the people who back this sick administration flat out refuse to see what is really going on because they are loving an excuse to pour out their hatred in a nonstop outburst of selfish bile and think it's what the USA needs, FFS wake up before your country is destroyed beyond our ability to fix, sorry to go on but I think people need to know what the rest of the world sees when they look at the USA nowadays, and that's once great place being raninto the ground by sick sad fucks who don't care who or what gets hurt in their mad scramble for money, being led by someone who has no grip on anything like world affairs or home based issues in fact the only thing he thinks about seems to be his own image and if anyone says something he doesn't like he flings his toys out of the pram and ranrs away name calling like a child in a tantrum, not a good look at all!!

    • @pained1786
      @pained1786 5 років тому +2

      @@doreenorr7834 We found the libtard.

  • @Boba_And_Scusi
    @Boba_And_Scusi Рік тому +29

    Was that First “psychic” even LISTENING to the ladies question 😂😂😂

  • @michaelbuarque4644
    @michaelbuarque4644 5 років тому +842

    Woman: Will my song be played on the radio?
    Psychic: Horseradish is not an instrument.

    • @nostalgiagaming8955
      @nostalgiagaming8955 4 роки тому +40

      Woman: Um...I was asking about my son-
      Psychic: Mayonaise isn't an instrument either.

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber 4 роки тому +7

      Junji koyama : "Hold my cabbage"

    • @z_ed
      @z_ed 4 роки тому +7

      But reincarnation, so 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira 4 роки тому +7

      Horseradish isn't an instrument if you're a freaking coward

    • @udu8888
      @udu8888 4 роки тому +1

      All that matters is the reincarnation

  • @TheeZombieDinosaurs
    @TheeZombieDinosaurs 5 років тому +816

    That first lady the drugs were obviously kicking in. "Reincarnaaaaation yeaaaaa....He has stuff ... to work.....out... yea...."

    • @Lisa_the_Cottage_Witch
      @Lisa_the_Cottage_Witch 5 років тому +24

      Ana M she’s probably able to smell numbers, she was so high.

    • @joleenphillips2415
      @joleenphillips2415 5 років тому +5

      The smoke cloud is thick in her head

    • @themusicalwizard613
      @themusicalwizard613 5 років тому +4

      Possibly. Or she was just a heartless wretch that did not care.

    • @anaa-m9693
      @anaa-m9693 5 років тому

      Mind Spiders most like jelly 😂
      Likely****

    • @morriskat171
      @morriskat171 5 років тому +2

      @@anaa-m9693 She's like "Ummm, Uh, yeah, uh, definitely not making it up as I go"

  • @voze6770
    @voze6770 5 років тому +362

    I’m not a psychic but I’m psychic enough to know those people aren’t either

    • @vinnielalumia
      @vinnielalumia 5 років тому +6

      VoZe B Lol. I am psychic. This is a real thing. I can prove it. Question: was I with u when u commented this? No? Ok how do I know this then,you used a keyboard to type it... Or u used the speech to text setting. Am I correct?

    • @jamestor6700
      @jamestor6700 5 років тому +3

      @@vinnielalumia what if they used their phone?

    • @vinnielalumia
      @vinnielalumia 5 років тому +2

      Kyle true that. I guess I was lying

    • @jamestor6700
      @jamestor6700 5 років тому +2

      @@vinnielalumia damn it, I had my hopes too

    • @nike5246
      @nike5246 5 років тому

      Lmao.. hell nawl

  • @johncalderwood1
    @johncalderwood1 Рік тому +5

    The first lady.
    Woman:will my song get played and recognised?
    Psychic: sawdust..........and tennis balls

  • @dodati-vinairatliff852
    @dodati-vinairatliff852 2 роки тому +627

    Baffled lady at beginning: “Will my song gain popularity?”
    Paleolithic psychic: “I remember when they first invented chocolate. I always hated it.”

    • @dammitpatrice9364
      @dammitpatrice9364 Рік тому +6

      Hahahahaha

    • @THECHAMP1423
      @THECHAMP1423 Рік тому +6

      Lmaoooo lmaoooo

    • @cocobutter3175
      @cocobutter3175 Рік тому +3

      Bwahahahaha... This comment did not get the recognition it deserved when you first made it. Perfect reference.

    • @kristinbecerra4694
      @kristinbecerra4694 Рік тому +2

      WHAT ??? What did you say? …THERE SELLING CHOCOLATE…CHOCOLATE??? Yea you just can’t wait for me to die can you?? 😂😂😂these comment needs more credit straight up 😂😂😂😂

    • @angeladecample52
      @angeladecample52 Рік тому

      SpongeBob reference
      "CHOCOLATE!!!!"

  • @MrTcp01
    @MrTcp01 6 років тому +699

    The guy holding the microphone in the first segment trying to hold his laugh 😂😂

    • @brianwilber1873
      @brianwilber1873 6 років тому +3

      MrTcp01 yes 😂😂

    • @puggybooxoxo
      @puggybooxoxo 6 років тому +3

      MrTcp01 that got me fucking weak 😭😭👏🏼

    • @Deequeentana
      @Deequeentana 6 років тому +6

      I can’t stop laughing at the guy with the microphone 😂😂

  • @mojokg13
    @mojokg13 6 років тому +1934

    That first "psychic" sounds like me when I'm incredibly drunk and someone asks me a question 😂

  • @proteus4301
    @proteus4301 Рік тому +5

    If you cannot tell which ones are the scammers apply this simple rule: they all are.

  • @sleeperbloke
    @sleeperbloke 5 років тому +571

    It’s sad to think that first lady wrote Uptown Funk and never got the recognition 😢

  • @Nowheregirl1973
    @Nowheregirl1973 6 років тому +326

    The first woman must of been answering a question someone was asking in another time zone.

  • @TooFried4This
    @TooFried4This 7 років тому +2374

    the guy from the first video was trying so hard to not laugh lmfaoooo

    • @mst_angel437
      @mst_angel437 7 років тому +10

      sufro de tetanitis was looking for this comment lol but yeah that's true 😂

    • @tonykartracer8032
      @tonykartracer8032 7 років тому +10

      I foresee in the future........ you asking me out on a date!

    • @GKB91
      @GKB91 7 років тому +37

      Tony Kart Racer no.. I'm sorry.. I am sensing she prefers adults, not 'Kart Racers'

    • @huitz1348
      @huitz1348 7 років тому +6

      sufro de tetanitis ur name is funny as hell. Me dio risa 😂

    • @StreetwisE619
      @StreetwisE619 7 років тому +3

      sufro de tetanitis man ur bad af

  • @ronaldbouldin1639
    @ronaldbouldin1639 Рік тому +14

    These liars should never do this cruel stuff to people. This is heart breaking

  • @youngkarambit3310
    @youngkarambit3310 5 років тому +803

    Will my song be played on the radio?
    Your dad isn’t back yet
    ah ok thanks psychic

  • @kingcvst
    @kingcvst 5 років тому +752

    lady: will my song ever be played on the radio?
    psychic: *according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly*

  • @Tod-sc4lm
    @Tod-sc4lm 7 років тому +1064

    "You believe that this is a dead person?"
    "I'm hoping so."
    Lmaooo

  • @diamerist88879
    @diamerist88879 2 місяці тому +5

    0:56 wow. That wig is so crazy. 😭 they could’ve tucked all her grays at least.

  • @sparkybish
    @sparkybish 6 років тому +446

    "When did he die?" You tell me.

    • @brooklyn71484
      @brooklyn71484 6 років тому +6

      Yeah no shit you’re the psychic. She should’ve known that

    • @lizsypher9341
      @lizsypher9341 6 років тому

      Jacque Jasper you guys are clueless! It's not like a stupid telephone! See it's reading minds mixed in with connecting with loved ones. It's not easy! You have to raise your vibration and go out of body!

    • @Bright2010Star
      @Bright2010Star 6 років тому +3

      Liz Sypher doesn't take away from the fact that she was fake and not even listening to the lady.

    • @lizsypher9341
      @lizsypher9341 6 років тому

      VII187 she was it seems busy connecting to her dad! Yeah it seems she wasn't very good at asking her to wait! Maybe she was getting to it! It looked like she was starting to say she had some doors closed, which would mean she is blocking herself from professing to get to where she wanted to be in her Career with singing or more so getting her song on radio! However, if you think about it everyone one here wanted to Hear her song! I guess she isn't a good medium or psychic! Probably needs more learning! Not everyone is cut out for it! However, you don't get everyone thing you want you get what you need and at that time her dad was coming through and all she cared about was if she was gonna be famous and get her song on the radio meanwhile her dad want to talk with her or maybe the medium is just ignoring or and deal only with connection with loved ones and doesn't deal with people's futures Since people have free will

    • @audreycerda584
      @audreycerda584 6 років тому

      Liz Sypher if you’re a psychic the person who is there shouldn’t have to tell you anything you should know these things it’s not hard

  • @possumfriend2335
    @possumfriend2335 6 років тому +789

    I just wanna hear the first lady’s mixtape.

    • @trulygreg6769
      @trulygreg6769 6 років тому +11

      It’s prolly fire

    • @nohandlegoldk
      @nohandlegoldk 6 років тому +13

      You're welcome.
      ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

    • @troyevitt2437
      @troyevitt2437 6 років тому +1

      Is it called "Chillin' With Melania"?

    • @Samantha10887
      @Samantha10887 6 років тому

      Lmao

    • @seacreature5154
      @seacreature5154 6 років тому +2

      Plot twist: that song is the song that we know today is despacito

  • @xDARKxANGELxFaZEx
    @xDARKxANGELxFaZEx 5 років тому +1018

    I feel like this is the only “profession” where you can be *completely* wrong and still get paid

    • @SweatpantsPG
      @SweatpantsPG 4 роки тому +105

      Nope. Weatherman.

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 4 роки тому +91

      Or politician.

    • @funguy398
      @funguy398 4 роки тому +52

      Any government job, actually.

    • @queenb1119
      @queenb1119 4 роки тому +16

      @@SweatpantsPG Yes, I was also going to say meteorologist! 😄👍

    • @BMarie774
      @BMarie774 4 роки тому +2

      supersigma meteorologists though..