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  • @Chodmunch
    @Chodmunch  Рік тому +17

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    • @1Impossibleguy
      @1Impossibleguy Рік тому +2

      Discriminatory* comments

    • @donaldsinden934
      @donaldsinden934 Рік тому +1

      @@1Impossibleguy or sensible ones.

    • @Mike--Oxmall
      @Mike--Oxmall Рік тому

      So I want to ask you honestly how many people have you tricked into giving you money? I wouldn't expect it to be a lot of people but many people are actually fucking idiots. I have a brother that tries to pull the same shit, he told me in 10 years he made £20.

    • @mcfcguvnors
      @mcfcguvnors Рік тому

      pity cos for 1:38 id replay that sucker over & over :P n generate some wonga for ya

    • @jermsbestfriend9296
      @jermsbestfriend9296 Рік тому

      Kim and Kanye divorced

  • @AmberStarr911
    @AmberStarr911 6 років тому +4861

    My son called a psychic hotline when he was 12 and racked up almost 90.00 bucks in fees. I called the hotline and asked them about age restrictions and she said you had to be 18 or older, that's when I explained my son was 12 and if she was a psychic then she should have known my son was under age.... They refunded all my money.

    • @exitstay1955
      @exitstay1955 6 років тому +142

      Monica Snelling, cool story tell it again.

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 6 років тому +230

      Here I was expecting them to hang up and never be seen or heard from again... Good thing you got your money back!

    • @crazycatlady9163
      @crazycatlady9163 6 років тому +42

      Glad you got your money back

    • @ysabelladelgado5503
      @ysabelladelgado5503 6 років тому +193

      I'll take "shit that never happened" for $500

    • @caitlincarey4012
      @caitlincarey4012 6 років тому +84

      This story is as fake as a barbie

  • @mindofzena8447
    @mindofzena8447 4 роки тому +1751

    I feel like the psychic twins aren't even trying, they're just giving their opinions on things and uses those binders as props

    • @Sevastopol1987
      @Sevastopol1987 3 роки тому +43

      They were right about Kanye and Kim though lol

    • @dr.schlopp4089
      @dr.schlopp4089 3 роки тому +156

      No they fucking weren't lmao, they were 5 years off. 50% of all marriages fail anyways, so predicting divorce is about one of the easiest fucking things to predict anyway lmao.

    • @anperson7303
      @anperson7303 3 роки тому +10

      @@Sevastopol1987 They got got like 1 in 6 and that wasn't even that close

    • @Sevastopol1987
      @Sevastopol1987 3 роки тому +11

      @@anperson7303 yeah I know bro just cracking a joke lol out of all the bs they said only one was sort of close and almost right lol

    • @Sevastopol1987
      @Sevastopol1987 3 роки тому +4

      @@dr.schlopp4089 I'm just making a funny bro lol

  • @SJUCityBoy
    @SJUCityBoy 5 років тому +1903

    I'm very convinced with my psychic reading. My psychic predicted that I was going to get thirsty and hungry in the next 24 hours and that I would get tired and sleepy before the day was over. The best $300 I have ever spent.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 4 роки тому +42

      Pretty sure that psychic was working for a hotel with a restaurant and sold you on a luxurious overnight stay.

    • @SkepticalChimp
      @SkepticalChimp 4 роки тому +18

      Should have spent it on amphetamines and you'd prove them dead wrong.

    • @HybridBlueDream
      @HybridBlueDream 4 роки тому +23

      Fuck dude, give me their number

    • @Glassesman-uy7jm
      @Glassesman-uy7jm 4 роки тому +1

      Well then explain the winning of trump when they said she would win

    • @Echelon030
      @Echelon030 4 роки тому +33

      A psychic told me I was going to die. I have a feeling he might be right someday.

  • @lennychorn147
    @lennychorn147 2 роки тому +251

    One of my favorites was a reporter who said a relative went missing as a child. She showed a picture of a young girl around 11. The psychic said that the child was dead, along with some details. During a follow-up interview, the reporter informed her the girl in the picture was not only still alive, but sitting in front of her.
    This was one of those psychics who would regularly appear on daytime television talk shows. Totally killed her career, as a TV psychic.

    • @GamerNate30
      @GamerNate30 2 роки тому +1

      The only thing the twin psychics successfully predicted was that Kim and Kanye would get divorced but you don't need to be a psychic to predict that something like that will happen

    • @OrtaPottyProd
      @OrtaPottyProd 2 роки тому +15

      Was this one on inside edition with Lisa Guerrero

    • @lennychorn147
      @lennychorn147 2 роки тому +3

      @@OrtaPottyProd Possibly. I can't remember which one of those type of shows exposed her.

    • @carltonthepug
      @carltonthepug 2 роки тому +6

      @@OrtaPottyProd yes it was

    • @ktzep
      @ktzep Рік тому +20

      It's in another video on this channel!

  • @marialee627
    @marialee627 5 років тому +1532

    He should be jailed for telling a cancer patient that he can cure them

    • @dakotakramer3443
      @dakotakramer3443 5 років тому +50

      Or slapped in the face with a buzzing chainsaw

    • @mcewenca
      @mcewenca 5 років тому +82

      I agree 100%. It’s one thing to tell someone they’re going to be rich or find love, it’s cruel and misleading, and potentially dangerous, to tell someone you can cure their cancer.
      People have stopped taking their medication or having chemo because they believe these charlatans. It should be considered man slaughter if someone dies as a result of false information given by a psychic .

    • @cheechang1877
      @cheechang1877 5 років тому +19

      @@mcewenca People have die from these charlatans. There was one lady in India who was suffering from kidney failure and had to take medication to keep living from day to day. Well she went to one of these faith healer and she stop taking her medication. She died and the faith healer die sometime later due to kidney failure. There are many case posted here on UA-cam, look up fake cures for cancer, fake healer, and so on.

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 5 років тому +17

      You’re too nice. He should get the death penalty.

    • @PotatoPoro
      @PotatoPoro 5 років тому +14

      @@mcewenca I do remember seeing something about a faith healer "healing" an elderly woman of her cancer. She went off of her meds and two months later she was dead. I can't remember who exactly, I want to say it was Peter Popoff but I'm not entirely sure

  • @liampreston2142
    @liampreston2142 6 років тому +1582

    What annoys me about the psychic twins is the fact they just throw out opinions and claim that’s psychic. Like, anyone can say what they feel about something and when they are wrong and or vague most of the time. It’s just??

    • @nailsarelife
      @nailsarelife 6 років тому +91

      The one that had bothered me the most was a collab they did with Shane Dawson. They were supposed to have channeled JonBenet Ramsey. I hated it so much. It was ridiculous.

    • @andrakarsten226
      @andrakarsten226 6 років тому +56

      Nails Are Life Yes and they sat down with Morgan, Ryland se sister and said some really dangerous things like she doesn't have a mental illness, they aren't psychiatrists!!! Irresponsible!! And that she'll meet the love of her life in her home town soon and now she's moving to LA....

    • @nailsarelife
      @nailsarelife 6 років тому +12

      Andra Karsten I didn't even watch that. I knew it would be more bs.

    • @andrakarsten226
      @andrakarsten226 6 років тому +13

      Nails Are Life I have never watched the twins. I wanted to support her so I watched 😖 And she was fed some straight up bullshit..

    • @nailsarelife
      @nailsarelife 6 років тому +33

      Andra Karsten I don't watch them either. I just knew after that video with Shane that they're just spreading dangerous opinions and calling them facts. In Shane's video, they basically accused John Ramsey of the murder. They said JonBenet kept saying, "I forgive you, Daddy." Like, really? Just gonna throw John under the bus for views? I am glad I saw this because it just showed me I was right not to even watch anything on their channel.

  • @goddessmelanisia
    @goddessmelanisia 6 років тому +763

    I was once told by a psychic that a co-worker had it in for me. She told me a female coworker was trying to sabotage me and steal my job! I did medical billing and office work for my mother's speech clinic. I was her only employee.

    • @morningcoffeecat2271
      @morningcoffeecat2271 6 років тому +12

      Haha did you tell them that?

    • @goddessmelanisia
      @goddessmelanisia 6 років тому +77

      Nope, I just payed and left. My daughter was with me, and I thought it made a good point for her.

    • @OneRandomDolly
      @OneRandomDolly 6 років тому +32

      Anyone in any line of work have people competing for something, promotion, pay rise etc. These "psychics just ask general questions like, i feel a male loved one coming to me" with knowing everyone knows or knows of a dead person in their family etc.

    • @jujub4553
      @jujub4553 6 років тому +33

      goddessmelanisia your mother was out to get you!

    • @Celticbrit113
      @Celticbrit113 6 років тому +26

      wow...remind me never to cross your mom

  • @erikabimbo7555
    @erikabimbo7555 Рік тому +31

    Called a psychic hot line one time. She asked me for my credit card number, I replied "dont you know?"

  • @JacquelynNhi
    @JacquelynNhi 5 років тому +2526

    Isn't your dad a really neat guy who's super supportive?
    Girl: Ehhhh no.....lol

    • @tellurye
      @tellurye 5 років тому +31

      See, a male psychic would never say that. Dads are ALWAYS hard on their sons - we never get anything right, we suck, have no responsibility, we are probably gay... you name it, dad's say it. So for the twins to say "your dad is super supportive" I about spit up my milk.

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 5 років тому +11

      So a girl with daddy issues, I guess someone is getting laid tonight.

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 5 років тому +13

      @@tellurye The psychic would probably say it if it was to a girl? Which is who the question was addressed to?

    • @tellurye
      @tellurye 5 років тому +4

      @@StoutShako Yeah, I know? Which is why I said a male psychic would never say that is it was to a male? I was making a joke? At least 1 person got the joke? Why did you end all your statements with a question mark? When what you said wasnt a question? Oops, I made another joke? See?

    • @tellurye
      @tellurye 4 роки тому +2

      @@Elektrikkiss I know bitch. That's why I said "if they were talking to a guy" maybe brush up on your reading comprehension

  • @maoribrotha53
    @maoribrotha53 5 років тому +1167

    That is so messed up to try and say you could cure cancer for $5k.

    • @MC-eh2ot
      @MC-eh2ot 5 років тому +10

      Reminds me of Always Sunny

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 4 роки тому +13

      They need that money to build a _life-sized_ candle in the guy's likeness.

    • @hewhogoesbymanynames
      @hewhogoesbymanynames 4 роки тому +29

      Seriously. Lying to people for money is always morally reprehensible. But that is the worst of the worst.

    • @maskedathiest
      @maskedathiest 4 роки тому +2

      true.
      god could for free though. if someone had the cure for cancer and refused to give it to the world. that person would be hated by billions.
      why do so many people love the being that could cure cancer, yet does nothing. said being also created cancer. bow down and worship the abuser. there is a name for that right?

    • @elleofhearts8471
      @elleofhearts8471 4 роки тому

      american medical system: the person

  • @SurahOnline
    @SurahOnline 6 років тому +959

    *"I was expecting my dad to come through...not my cat"* 😂😂😂😂 LMAO

    • @JaneDoe-nd2et
      @JaneDoe-nd2et 5 років тому +13

      Mary Loves Dick. Cat as in pussy cat. I see a recurring theme here.

    • @wetstinkysocks490
      @wetstinkysocks490 5 років тому +1

      Surah Online damn girl! hey baby 😘 wanna go make a baby?? 😍😍😍

    • @NewGoldStandard
      @NewGoldStandard 5 років тому +7

      @@wetstinkysocks490 - Considering you don't use your own pic for your avatar, it's funny you think Surah's is reality. Regardless, good luck out there!

    • @shuyazalame
      @shuyazalame 5 років тому +2

      i dieddd lmao

    • @wetstinkysocks490
      @wetstinkysocks490 5 років тому

      @@NewGoldStandard hey, go fuck yourself.

  • @mikmak2102
    @mikmak2102 3 роки тому +101

    The “Mary loves Richard” had me wheezing.
    Them and their fake abilities 😅

    • @TheDrunkCook111
      @TheDrunkCook111 Рік тому +4

      wat was going on there, was it fake mediums acting their script or something?

    • @faystalker9851
      @faystalker9851 Рік тому

      Yvette fielding said he was not physic gd actor they are real I hv been to them they was right

  • @themetalchica
    @themetalchica 6 років тому +643

    My favorites are the Brits who travel to Germany, Belgium, France, etc., and call out, "ARE THERE ANY SPIRITS HERE?"
    ...in English.

    • @girlieluuv94
      @girlieluuv94 6 років тому +11

      Brilliant McSexyass yessss!

    • @breezybaby6430
      @breezybaby6430 6 років тому +4

      Brilliant McSexyass ya wohl!!!

    • @richardaaron4454
      @richardaaron4454 6 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @Papakurotchi
      @Papakurotchi 6 років тому +12

      Spirits can understand any language, they are no longer human and live in a realm beyond human language. Depending on the spirit, they may be stuck in their former life idenitity and prefer speaking their mother tongue in EVPs. THOUGH I suppose this futile to explain on a video that shames psychics though, as it makes all paranormal and spiritual practice look bad.

    • @ifwecouldvote
      @ifwecouldvote 6 років тому +43

      KURO SAMA u have proof that spirits understand any language? u have to prove spirits exist which still hasn't been done ffs

  • @sdsumiguel5937
    @sdsumiguel5937 4 роки тому +625

    Psychic: who is jim?
    Person: my dad
    Psychic: yeah he said he’s your dad

  • @zacster311
    @zacster311 4 роки тому +545

    Psychics: "I'm getting a name that starts with a vowel, maybe a consonant."
    Wow... I'm a believer now!

    • @jackfables3470
      @jackfables3470 4 роки тому

      i would love it, if someone said his name was the one from this video : ua-cam.com/video/nq-dchJPXGA/v-deo.html 😹

    • @darkmaster450
      @darkmaster450 2 роки тому +1

      I know someone whose name is "myrrh". Just saying

    • @randybonner9870
      @randybonner9870 2 роки тому +1

      It hilarious how they'll say , " Is there a John or Michael in the audience " ? Hell if you got 10 people there , somebody will be a John or Michael. Lol . Wait ! "You've been under a lot of stress lately ". Well duh , who's really gonna say "No " to that? Lol or heres another one . " You've had a death in your family ". Well duh , who hasn't? Especially if you're over 50 yrs old . You've been to a funeral in the not so distant past . Dont fall for this shit .

    • @randybonner9870
      @randybonner9870 2 роки тому +1

      Someone could ask the twins . " What did yall do with all that money you won "? " What money is that "? The million dols you won from the James Randy foundation " ? " Yall did win it didnt you " ?

    • @randybonner9870
      @randybonner9870 2 роки тому +1

      Imagine the business you would have if you were able to advertise " Ron Stevens, winner of the James Randi proof of psychic ability million-dollar award million-dollar

  • @vyrusnationgaming1999
    @vyrusnationgaming1999 3 роки тому +301

    "Great love for Dick"....
    He is literally doing a psychic version of a "your mom" joke. I'm dying over here. 🤣

    • @backalleycqc4790
      @backalleycqc4790 Рік тому

      Well, Mary loves Dick, so... you know...

    • @bubblesdelight
      @bubblesdelight Рік тому +9

      They fooled people for years that show

    • @gemstar7286
      @gemstar7286 Рік тому +8

      That TV show was never meant to be serious anyway 😂.

    • @bubblesdelight
      @bubblesdelight Рік тому +3

      @@gemstar7286 try telling that to some people 🤣🤣Anyway they did fool people they went the whole hog and faked it

    • @Joe_Tiny
      @Joe_Tiny Рік тому

      I'm sure there's a 'Mary' that loves dick..

  • @jarvisyoung8350
    @jarvisyoung8350 5 років тому +866

    Nothing embarrases a psychic more that being surprised when someone throws them a surprise birthday party. ;-)

    • @firebomb5510
      @firebomb5510 5 років тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @itiswhatitis3721
      @itiswhatitis3721 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌

    • @alexroberson1175
      @alexroberson1175 4 роки тому +3

      I’m sleep😭😭😭😭

    • @Mouser21
      @Mouser21 4 роки тому +5

      That is funny!

    • @Mouser21
      @Mouser21 4 роки тому +12

      Right why wouldn’t they win lottery, cure cancer, talk to god, etc...

  • @highpineapple
    @highpineapple 6 років тому +461

    I need to ask those twins if I'll ever hit the lottery so they can tell me no.

    • @GSatiFan
      @GSatiFan 6 років тому +4

      How much will you pay for that?

    • @krystyna89lopez
      @krystyna89lopez 6 років тому

      Lol!

    • @finalboss8514
      @finalboss8514 6 років тому

      But what if they say you will?

    • @danhemming6624
      @danhemming6624 6 років тому +4

      silicon66666 how come they never see the lotto numbers?

    • @krystyna89lopez
      @krystyna89lopez 6 років тому +3

      dan hemmerling exactly!if I was a psychic that would be the first thing I would figure out.lol!

  • @DaniAlchemilla
    @DaniAlchemilla 6 років тому +869

    10$ a minute. Damn. I think I might apply for that job.

    • @barnaclebailey
      @barnaclebailey 5 років тому +18

      Right? And just talk about anything? Piece of cake 😄

    • @dakotakramer3443
      @dakotakramer3443 5 років тому +11

      Yeah but they will pay you minimium wage while the rest of the money goes to the big wig.

    • @OscarASevilla
      @OscarASevilla 5 років тому +11

      I predict you will have a great career in having a career.

    • @personman666
      @personman666 5 років тому +4

      But it's hard to get clients so its still not much money unless you get famous like these 2

    • @KrzysiuNet
      @KrzysiuNet 5 років тому

      Still, that's not as good as it sounds. It's fake, but still it's a service - to provide it you need to spend your time learning things. In this case they probably spent a lot of time how to communicate with each other. And to get famous you need even more time for getting popular and nobody would pay you for this. I can earn in my job 10 USD per minute, it indeed happens sometimes, but that's after years of preparing to do such jobs - a lot of sleepless nights trying to learn new things, getting experience etc.

  • @DreFromMaine8472
    @DreFromMaine8472 2 роки тому +26

    8:08 "Anthony" is a complete and total POS for telling a woman he could "cure her husband's cancer" by lighting a "special candle" and attempting to charge her $5000 for it. He should be in prison for that, I'm dead serious!

    • @TransistorBased
      @TransistorBased Місяць тому +1

      Absolutely. People may forego real treatment that could save their life in some of these cases. Quacks like these are awful

    • @cwolf208
      @cwolf208 21 день тому

      I don't think he should go to jail just for saying it, but if he accepted the 5k from her knowing he couldn't possibly cure cancer, he should go to jail.

  • @ms.artichokecheesepizzawst3239
    @ms.artichokecheesepizzawst3239 4 роки тому +563

    " I believed maybe my dad would come through . Not my cat "
    I laughed way to hard .

    • @Grantofglyn
      @Grantofglyn 2 роки тому +5

      You would've loved that show, Harry Hill's TV Burp, made fun of lots of TV shows and was some pretty silly British humour.

    • @shaneschluter9648
      @shaneschluter9648 Рік тому +1

      Woof woof woof

  • @katthefantastic
    @katthefantastic 5 років тому +1092

    I'm getting a name....Jon, Ron, Von? No, it's Con!!!

    • @katthefantastic
      @katthefantastic 5 років тому +16

      @@ConGamePro Con!!! Your alive!!! Lol damn...maybe the name was Jaun lol

    • @deni-67
      @deni-67 5 років тому +7

      Con!!!!! They got that right LOLOLOLOL

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 5 років тому +4

      You're badass

    • @deni-67
      @deni-67 5 років тому

      @ LOL.
      Please tell me your kidding?

    • @julieanangelique4068
      @julieanangelique4068 4 роки тому +4

      katthefantastic this comment doesn’t have enough likes 🤣🤣

  • @stevenfifield7667
    @stevenfifield7667 5 років тому +202

    Qualifications of a psychic: Must be able to lie terribly.

    • @pvtread5207
      @pvtread5207 2 роки тому +7

      Be as rude as possible, bilk as much cash out of people as you can, get heavily offended when called out.

    • @gmf121266
      @gmf121266 Рік тому

      I can do that!!! No problem for $10 an hour.

  • @annasafavi1659
    @annasafavi1659 2 роки тому +67

    I remember my dad used to watch most haunted on with Derek Accorah and the cringe I felt when he did the whole 'taken over by spirit' thing made me want to just leave the room. Makes me shiver with cringe.

    • @michaelyates5976
      @michaelyates5976 Рік тому +4

      He, like all that program was totally false, one of the crew admitted it on camera when the series ended.

    • @ritawashere5787
      @ritawashere5787 Рік тому +2

      Yes, me too, I'm embarrassed for the psychics where they do they're goofy performances with the wheezing and moaning.

    • @GraemeSmith-kd5eb
      @GraemeSmith-kd5eb 3 місяці тому

      Literally shows it in this video.​@@michaelyates5976

  • @joeyvindictive3552
    @joeyvindictive3552 5 років тому +1414

    Anyone got a location on Mary?
    Asking for a friend...

    • @cornelj.
      @cornelj. 5 років тому +42

      Best part of the vid 😂

    • @BroNumsi
      @BroNumsi 5 років тому +95

      "Does anybody know someone named Glory? I get the name Glory. And something about a hole..."

    • @jrny20
      @jrny20 5 років тому +3

      I'm still looking for James.

    • @mtlee75
      @mtlee75 5 років тому +3

      Lmao! 🤣

    • @xolasteleki278
      @xolasteleki278 5 років тому +2

      Joey Vindictive killer comment 😂😂😂

  • @sarahholman2570
    @sarahholman2570 6 років тому +397

    How the hell are those twins considered "Psychic"? They're just saying what they think might happen. :p

    • @kimmygibler760
      @kimmygibler760 5 років тому +14

      Because people are fucking morons...

    • @aaronmerkel5216
      @aaronmerkel5216 5 років тому +1

      It is 2019 but people still believe in this shit and people will exploit them

    • @kjlandon9140
      @kjlandon9140 3 роки тому +1

      and not to be political but people who believe psychics are usually religious.. meaning they are most likely conservative
      Being a liberal psychic who talks to the dead is probably not that profitable

    • @aaronmerkel5216
      @aaronmerkel5216 3 роки тому

      People believe their bullshit.

    • @JOHNLARZONI89
      @JOHNLARZONI89 3 роки тому +2

      @@kjlandon9140 "Not to be political…", but is political.
      Christians in America tend to be conservative, yes, but biblical Christianity speaks against psychics and such.
      If you by "religious" do not mean biblical Christians, but Jews, then no. Torah-based Judaism does also speak against psychics.
      And if you mean Muslims, then again no. Islam considers what phychics do to be “haram” (ḥarām = forbidden).
      The other religious people in America, then? No, they are usually not conservative (according to my knowledge, which may be wrong).
      Greetings from a biblical Christian (with a Social-Democratic upbringing) in Sweden.

  • @FutureSerialKiller
    @FutureSerialKiller 5 років тому +463

    Mary must have gotten around a fair bit...…. ;)

    • @beemeadowmachin2244
      @beemeadowmachin2244 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fabianarias6786
      @fabianarias6786 3 роки тому

      Bee Meadow HanselhannelHanselhannelHanselhannelHanselhannelMachin

    • @simonwright9916
      @simonwright9916 3 роки тому +10

      Lol the auto generated subtitles are very diplomatic - they say “Mary loves stick” 😂😂😂

    • @madeyalook2041
      @madeyalook2041 3 роки тому

      He would know that feeling 🤣🤣😉

    • @shabopshebop131
      @shabopshebop131 3 роки тому

      @@fabianarias6786 f
      Zck8

  • @dansanders2002
    @dansanders2002 2 роки тому +211

    The Kim and kanye one didn't age well 😂

    • @fordrsd
      @fordrsd Рік тому +1

      lool

    • @dog-jk2hn
      @dog-jk2hn Рік тому +10

      For who? For them or for Chodmunch for including it? It still didn't age well for them, Kim and Kanye were married for literally 6 years.

    • @elvickRULES
      @elvickRULES 5 місяців тому

      @@dog-jk2hnyeah and calling a divorce is basically a 50/50 chance, and with celebrities or second+ marriages the odds increase.
      It’s like saying they’ll be a war. At some point, yeah. Doesn’t make you psychic

    • @franchstar1
      @franchstar1 Місяць тому

      do you even english?? do you know what numbers mean.. 72 hours is not the same as 6 years

  • @187SicknesS
    @187SicknesS 4 роки тому +497

    "Was he a Yankees fan?"
    Nah, he'd die all over again if he heard that."
    😹😹😹

    • @skankhunt3624
      @skankhunt3624 4 роки тому +3

      3 W.A.P's?

    • @Tuncapoo
      @Tuncapoo 3 роки тому +3

      @@skankhunt3624 make your pull out game weak!!!

    • @skankhunt3624
      @skankhunt3624 3 роки тому +2

      @@Tuncapoo I thought my comment was going to go unappreciated for all time.✌❤

    • @Tuncapoo
      @Tuncapoo 3 роки тому +2

      @@skankhunt3624 haha ❤️ dw I gotchu 🤗

    • @HybridBlueDream
      @HybridBlueDream 2 дні тому

      Must have been a red soxer

  • @jeffhgv
    @jeffhgv 5 років тому +387

    Some people actually believe this rubbish, what a joke.

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 5 років тому +19

      And their vote is worth just as much as yours, think about that.

    • @BobGymlan
      @BobGymlan 5 років тому +2

      spiritbx1337 rightfully so. You never know what fallacy you’re living under.

    • @booth2710
      @booth2710 4 роки тому +13

      There will always be enough stupid people in the world to keep these people in business.
      There will always be enough heartbreak in the world to keep them rich.

    • @DReed1945
      @DReed1945 4 роки тому +2

      All you have to do is learn body language, tones in the voice. They’ll determine your birth order, your confidence and need for parents, and then name a very plain name after guessing when relatives were born.

    • @sanya5538
      @sanya5538 4 роки тому +1

      There are so many people who believe this

  • @blingmoney
    @blingmoney 5 років тому +816

    Those twin psychics tried to steal some of my art on Twitter lmao

    • @zeroone9066
      @zeroone9066 5 років тому +10

      Oof

    • @youfuckingmomo1632
      @youfuckingmomo1632 5 років тому +13

      whats your twitter?

    • @blingmoney
      @blingmoney 5 років тому +34

      @@youfuckingmomo1632 @pimpblingmoney look about a year and a half ago i think

    • @skullrose.665
      @skullrose.665 5 років тому +3

      @@blingmoney really??..I thought you were blagging lol.i haven't got twitter.what happened??..

    • @blingmoney
      @blingmoney 5 років тому +145

      @@skullrose.665 haha well basically i made art for a band called psychic twin and they took it and posted it and said " oh look some fan art for the twin psychics" was very annoying but they ended up taking it down

  • @NG..
    @NG.. 2 роки тому +40

    I love that a family of psychics hired a private eye to expose another psychic

  • @barbarayaga2977
    @barbarayaga2977 6 років тому +505

    Mary is very relatable

    • @andrakarsten226
      @andrakarsten226 6 років тому +1

      Aurora Patton 😂

    • @sir.fuckles9842
      @sir.fuckles9842 6 років тому +11

      Mary doesn't leave any Information behind

    • @cijmo
      @cijmo 6 років тому

      I don't really get what happened there. Were they spoofing psychics or what? They all had a good laugh at the end - who was supposed to be the psychic?

    • @sunnie734
      @sunnie734 6 років тому +1

      cijmoalbal That was 'Most Haunted', a real British ghost hunting show, (although it's all been debunked a million times). The bit when they were laughing was once they'd cut, so it wouldn't be aired.

    • @ghostbait1419
      @ghostbait1419 6 років тому +1

      Mary is a big fucking mood tbh

  • @hamentpandit290
    @hamentpandit290 6 років тому +397

    I was confused what to give Mary on her birthday
    Now I know what she loves

    • @grenevuineill1386
      @grenevuineill1386 6 років тому +4

      Hament Pandit I know! I know! I think she likes dresses

    • @gittehansen5951
      @gittehansen5951 5 років тому

      Ahahaha.. 😆

    • @debrawhiteloon1325
      @debrawhiteloon1325 5 років тому

      They were right outside a washroom when the guy started with his: " Mary loves Dick!" Rant! How she took such good Care of it. lmao :D

    • @matthews8576
      @matthews8576 2 роки тому

      Maybe it was Mary's last name.

  • @climatechange419
    @climatechange419 5 років тому +222

    Oh my god. It’s like taking a true-false test and getting literally nothing right.

    • @gigachama
      @gigachama 5 років тому +6

      Climate Change I’m bad at 50/50 guesses, guess I’ve found my new career path.

  • @NorthCalActionFigures
    @NorthCalActionFigures Рік тому +35

    4:45 I love how she’s holding back her laughter 🤣

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL Рік тому

      Love the dude's "mother fucker what?" Expression 😂

    • @stevemccann4166
      @stevemccann4166 Рік тому

      At least Dick loving Mary covered it up. Maybe a condom?

    • @iamnotanaddict2905
      @iamnotanaddict2905 12 днів тому

      And she's the presenter!

  • @polkod
    @polkod 4 роки тому +142

    The twins got their wires crossed every time they make a prediction it’s the opposite.

  • @ra94ch
    @ra94ch 4 роки тому +152

    There’s an episode of Most Haunted where the parapsychologist Kieran decides to test whether Derek Acorah really is psychic and plants a bunch of fake history about the venue they were at online and around the property. When they did the walk through of the property Derek starts mentioning bits and pieces of the fake history, saying that his guide Sam was telling him this and that, then Kieran caught him out and Derek was never on the show again lol.

    • @gavinbishop3367
      @gavinbishop3367 2 роки тому +2

      Most haunted is all fake I've never seen or heard anything convincing Al you get is stones thrown and quiet whistles off camera tjeve been caught so many times when they wete doing live shows and thought they had gone to an ad break all laughing and joking

    • @sophiemoore507
      @sophiemoore507 2 роки тому

      Creed Kafer!

    • @markbarker6739
      @markbarker6739 2 роки тому

      He was a fraud in it for money only complete fake

    • @sophiemoore507
      @sophiemoore507 2 роки тому +1

      @@markbarker6739 All 'psychics' are!

    • @markbarker6739
      @markbarker6739 2 роки тому

      @@sophiemoore507 not all are some are genuine

  • @chellym8
    @chellym8 5 років тому +357

    They're the opposite psychic twins, what they say is always the opposite 😂

    • @cr5951
      @cr5951 5 років тому +5

      That's how George Castanza landed the job with the Yankees!

    • @lunaticdelrey5263
      @lunaticdelrey5263 4 роки тому

      Bruh😂

    • @jasoncorr4619
      @jasoncorr4619 3 роки тому

      Might get them to put on bets for me. Tht would help pay for their astronomical fees

  • @happinesstolerant
    @happinesstolerant 2 роки тому +8

    "Is there a john? Or jake? Or jack? Or jane? Or smith? Doesnt have to be family..."

  • @klarakent2965
    @klarakent2965 5 років тому +166

    "Gypsy curse is something like a badge of honour amongst law enforcement investigating psychics" 😂 best part

    • @teatea1115
      @teatea1115 Рік тому

      Cop: now im not trying to brag but I’ve been cursed 15 times in my career

    • @dev1346
      @dev1346 Рік тому

      I knew someone who was 26 when he got cursed by a psychic. The curse came true, he died last year aged 87

  • @Tazzie1312
    @Tazzie1312 5 років тому +306

    A rival psychic family sending in a decoy is the best sentence I've heard today.

  • @_idekanymore1319
    @_idekanymore1319 6 років тому +987

    Honestly, I'm so disappointed that Shane blew the psychic twins up.

    • @pyroshayniac1090
      @pyroshayniac1090 6 років тому +13

      Yeah, I thought he was Christian?

    • @_idekanymore1319
      @_idekanymore1319 6 років тому +2

      Thatonetribute I'm honestly not sure tbf

    • @marshalllee1572
      @marshalllee1572 6 років тому +42

      Gullible either way...

    • @_idekanymore1319
      @_idekanymore1319 6 років тому +72

      I highly doubt that he didn't know they were fake to begin with. If he put any amount of effort in his research like he does with everything else, he would know that they're complete frauds. Just an excuse to make money off gullible fans.

    • @Phantasmagoria1986
      @Phantasmagoria1986 6 років тому +30

      Why? he's still young and has never been a critical thinker by any means (no offence)

  • @squeezeyanose9690
    @squeezeyanose9690 2 роки тому +75

    Called a psychic line and didn't pay the bill when I got it. They called me to ask me why I hadn't paid their bill and I said to them, "Aren't you psychic? I never had any intention of paying you people and if you were truly psychic, you should've known this and should've refused me service to begin with" 😂

    • @ritawashere5787
      @ritawashere5787 Рік тому +6

      😂 when I was in school my friend had a job she worked in a psychic call center. I can't believe people would even believe in a phone psychic. In the 90s was it Madame Cleo 😂

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 Рік тому

      How did they respond?

    • @Goshaden
      @Goshaden 11 місяців тому

      Way to steal and recycle someone else story there chump

  • @Michaelg3221
    @Michaelg3221 4 роки тому +248

    Why can't the spirits ever force a psychic to call out the names Tyrone, Pravesh, or Joaquin?

    • @newcenobium8872
      @newcenobium8872 3 роки тому +10

      They went to the shadow realm from which there is no return.

    • @cranberryjuice3998
      @cranberryjuice3998 3 роки тому +7

      @@newcenobium8872 oh god not the shadow realm. not with anderson cooper... oh no...

    • @nomusakhabazela406
      @nomusakhabazela406 3 роки тому +1

      I am done 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @henrikmonkee
      @henrikmonkee 2 роки тому +5

      I've never heard a psychic say the name Dubraska.

    • @spiritfilled5366
      @spiritfilled5366 2 роки тому +2

      Wth???? Rotflmao lol 😆 good 👍 one

  • @MortusSweet
    @MortusSweet 6 років тому +522

    Do you guys ever hold your breath as you cringe? The cringe, like, takes your breath away...

    • @bartdude82
      @bartdude82 5 років тому +6

      I did for the Mary loves Dick skit. I could not deal omg...

    • @irishjaydrunkonguinness105
      @irishjaydrunkonguinness105 5 років тому +3

      Its just so imbarresing to watch them acting like idiots.. I held me breath and was saying to myself.. How could they make fools out of themselves on tv

    • @mariahlove6375
      @mariahlove6375 5 років тому +4

      I cringe so hard that I want to cry sometimes

    • @ChocolatecatGP
      @ChocolatecatGP 5 років тому +2

      I thought when everyone cringed they stopped breathing

    • @2nn1i
      @2nn1i 5 років тому +1

      Boxing Supraves you are so cool WooEw insulting people, so awesome! Teach me please

  • @RedSonja301
    @RedSonja301 6 років тому +376

    No one asks the important question...but does Dick love Mary?

    • @morningcoffeecat2271
      @morningcoffeecat2271 6 років тому +2

      MyDream MySoul ah ha! We have a thinker over here😅

    • @RedSonja301
      @RedSonja301 6 років тому

      BJ Foushee its my picture

    • @RedSonja301
      @RedSonja301 6 років тому

      Thank you

    • @doomplai9166
      @doomplai9166 6 років тому +5

      mrghost3601 look at this white knight giving up his pride for a woman have pride fellow male

    • @doomplai9166
      @doomplai9166 6 років тому +2

      BJ Foushee watch abigale mandler if your that broken my fellow male and stop being a redit materal please

  • @brettt141
    @brettt141 10 місяців тому +14

    They called that Kim Kanye Divorce. They really are psychics

  • @BojackHex
    @BojackHex 3 роки тому +57

    I lost faith in psychics when one told me there were hot singles in my area.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 роки тому +5

      A psychic once told me the same thing, but I believed her because I knew it was me

  • @Bioriah
    @Bioriah 5 років тому +340

    4:20
    How can you not bust up after that!! I would be crying I’d be laughing so hard in that room.

    • @micktompson101
      @micktompson101 4 роки тому +21

      Mikey kinda seemed like the blonde almost was.

    • @sabrinaisler89
      @sabrinaisler89 4 роки тому +16

      😂😂😂😂I can’t believe this guy made an honest living off of this bullshit I was in real tears you hear me

    • @Trip_mania
      @Trip_mania 2 роки тому +1

      They don't speak clearly enough, I missed all that part.

    • @maidenslayer
      @maidenslayer 2 роки тому +5

      @@Trip_mania It was perfectly clear. You must have American ears lol

    • @emiliz2071
      @emiliz2071 2 роки тому +1

      And at 420 too. Even better

  • @tillytrotter73
    @tillytrotter73 6 років тому +320

    i'm dying of embarrassment , how can anyone believe these nutters!

    • @PRHILL9696
      @PRHILL9696 6 років тому +10

      People are gullible that is why belief in god and religion has lasted so long

    • @kimmygibler760
      @kimmygibler760 6 років тому +1

      Same people that believe in god

  • @randybonner9870
    @randybonner9870 2 роки тому +13

    Imagine being married to a psychic and she says to her husband where have you been? He could say, well you tell me?

    • @Ritzy87
      @Ritzy87 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @22suzie44
    @22suzie44 5 років тому +159

    Why call out random names? If the person on the other side was there...wouldn't they just say "I am her Granddad Jack....?" I am pretty sure he wouldn't stand there telling the psychic, "Tell her what I am wearing & she will know exactly who I am!"

    • @adopteddivide31
      @adopteddivide31 5 років тому +17

      22suzie44 it’s cold reading a room. They start really general. For example, if they say “I’m getting a father figure named James.” Chances are, someone will have a father named James, and they may have died. Then they can get more specific, like “was it something with the chest? The heart? Maybe cancer?” They read body language. The “psychics” are fakes that keep saying broad, general things until something hits.

    • @eugene8910
      @eugene8910 4 роки тому

      @@adopteddivide31 Amen!

    • @bluegum6438
      @bluegum6438 3 роки тому +1

      I am her Granddad Jack, and I'm getting something about a horse, stirrups, saddle... tell me, did you ever help your Granddad Jack off a horse?

  • @breezybaby6430
    @breezybaby6430 6 років тому +406

    Is there a John here? I have a feeling there's a John here...on the internet somewhere. John? Are you there?

    • @RedSonja301
      @RedSonja301 6 років тому +57

      Breezy Baby my dads name John. but he says I'm from the milk man..sooo

    • @breezybaby6430
      @breezybaby6430 6 років тому +87

      MyDream MySoul I was just thinking that milk had something to do with John. I'm getting a feeling that your father was a man, does that make sense to you?

    • @RedSonja301
      @RedSonja301 6 років тому +58

      Breezy Baby yes..wow my father is a man. right on the money. I feel better about my life..let me empty my bank account to you now. is $5.00 enough?

    • @breezybaby6430
      @breezybaby6430 6 років тому +71

      MyDream MySoul the spirits are telling me $50.00.

    • @RedSonja301
      @RedSonja301 6 років тому +44

      Breezy Baby do your spirits accept layaway plans?

  • @vagrantchef4986
    @vagrantchef4986 6 років тому +117

    Now if only the twin psychics would say i would turn out a failure and broke.

    • @cammy1349
      @cammy1349 6 років тому +11

      Kings Slayer #relatable
      In all seriousness tho, it's always sad to see someone call themselves a failure. I hope you're doin' ok bud, I bet you're not as bad as you think you are.

    • @jetoptimusprime
      @jetoptimusprime 6 років тому +1

      It would be their first correct prediction

    • @pattycake5643
      @pattycake5643 6 років тому +1

      Kings Slayer I thought you ment that would meen the opposite of what they say. If they said I was going to have a good month...I would be like "NOOOOO" cuz they are ass backwords.

  • @godfreyofbouillon966
    @godfreyofbouillon966 Рік тому +18

    I love how he emphasizes the person on the phone is "not a real psychic" but a paid actor. As if there were real psychics :D

  • @The.Intruder
    @The.Intruder 5 років тому +617

    I knew there was something about Mary.

    • @AntoRetroGamer
      @AntoRetroGamer 5 років тому +20

      Surely her substitute for hair gel would have raised suspicion...

    • @andrewortiz9226
      @andrewortiz9226 5 років тому +8

      I saw that movie as a teen and I didn't understand what was used for her hair gel, I was clueless

    • @Sandy-xd5bj
      @Sandy-xd5bj 5 років тому +3

      Oh shucks you shouldn’t say such sweet things

    • @velvetta-johnson3123
      @velvetta-johnson3123 4 роки тому +1

      The Intruder 😂

    • @ujjayacharya4474
      @ujjayacharya4474 4 роки тому +4

      Mary has a dick.

  • @Deemor83
    @Deemor83 6 років тому +811

    It’s me..... I’m Mary

  • @Ben.SK2346
    @Ben.SK2346 4 роки тому +87

    "You never drop the con, You die with the lie." Psychics 101😂

  • @justifiabledoubt
    @justifiabledoubt 2 роки тому +9

    The amount of criminal energy coming from these greedy loathsome charlatans is huge. I can't even blame the people who willingly give money to them, 'cause they're just victims.
    I've seen how my own aunt, who prematurely lost her husband and a daughter, was quite vulnerable, and she'd do anything to reach out to her beloved ones. I truly despise these clowns.

  • @firstnamekaty8830
    @firstnamekaty8830 6 років тому +502

    4:19 I'm crying😂😂😂 "She's got a great love of Dick!" Omg, I'm dead!

    • @chembelisangtam5001
      @chembelisangtam5001 5 років тому +2

      Haha

    • @wonky-t-wonk
      @wonky-t-wonk 5 років тому +28

      The woman tries to hide her smile after he says it 😂

    • @dakotakramer3443
      @dakotakramer3443 5 років тому +12

      That was so funny and the way his face was quivering as he was saying that. I lost my shit laughing 😂

    • @liquidpowder839
      @liquidpowder839 5 років тому +1

      @@wonky-t-wonk Exactly!🤣

    • @toniaeliza6434
      @toniaeliza6434 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @chrissyofoldstones3210
    @chrissyofoldstones3210 6 років тому +917

    These videos never disappoint 😂

    • @thorisomolefe2276
      @thorisomolefe2276 6 років тому +5

      I died at "woof woof woof woof woof" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lamorena6194
      @lamorena6194 5 років тому +1

      @@thorisomolefe2276 me too😆😆😆😆😆

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL Рік тому +1

      @@thorisomolefe2276 love England's gives no fucks attitude at exposing psychics
      "You're a bloody scammer aren't ya , ya twit" 😂

    • @thorisomolefe2276
      @thorisomolefe2276 Рік тому

      @@Chuck_EL I know right🤣

  • @BMarie774
    @BMarie774 5 років тому +98

    "Yeah I used to know a kid called Paul"

  • @truecrimefan1433
    @truecrimefan1433 Рік тому +4

    😂 i mean the twins were right about kim and kanye getting divorced 😂

  • @happychaosofthenorth
    @happychaosofthenorth 5 років тому +126

    "Gypsy curses are something of a badge of honour for law enforcement professionals who investigate psychics."
    LOL, that's awesome!

    • @ichangednametoamorecringyo1489
      @ichangednametoamorecringyo1489 5 років тому

      IKR

    • @j3nstahp865
      @j3nstahp865 5 років тому +1

      He is on death row for murder...

    • @brucebiggy3593
      @brucebiggy3593 5 років тому

      @@j3nstahp865 Really? He didn't kill the journalist he threatened, did he?

    • @j3nstahp865
      @j3nstahp865 5 років тому

      @@brucebiggy3593 yes I believe so.look it up

    • @j3nstahp865
      @j3nstahp865 5 років тому +1

      @@brucebiggy3593 sorry wrong guy I got him confused with Dan waszak

  • @alishahasnain8241
    @alishahasnain8241 4 роки тому +81

    The real psychic is the person who writes the script for the simpsons

    • @JustieCrustie
      @JustieCrustie Рік тому +4

      No..that's called 'Predicted Programming'...

  • @hazimhamid4992
    @hazimhamid4992 5 років тому +52

    Omg 😂😂😂 when the twins said that George Clooney won't get married, and then suddenly "CONGRATULATIONS TO GEORGE CLOONEY"
    I burst out laughing 😂😂😂

  • @VinzyHighlights
    @VinzyHighlights 2 роки тому +6

    0:43 whelp... they finally divorced LOL

  • @metallicviper1
    @metallicviper1 4 роки тому +189

    Would love to see the psychics do a reading on south Asian families.. With their names it's unlikely there will be a "David" or "Mike" lol

    • @crankitup86
      @crankitup86 3 роки тому +12

      There are lot’s of lee’s😇

    • @edddggrondoon97315
      @edddggrondoon97315 2 роки тому +8

      I'd love to see somebody swap a psychics audience with all people who's name they'd struggle to guess like this, could make a series out of it with different nationalities each episode

    • @onaona.
      @onaona. 2 роки тому

      @Crankitup good point 😂

    • @jordanwashington4662
      @jordanwashington4662 2 роки тому

      I was just saying if it wasn’t typical while names he would never guess lol

    • @__.lucky.__
      @__.lucky.__ 2 роки тому

      I was thinking the same with Puerto Ricans 😂

  • @fly69doc
    @fly69doc 6 років тому +87

    99.9 accuracy on all our readings...and it kills germs also

    • @user-ih4rr3ew7e
      @user-ih4rr3ew7e 6 років тому

      Itor Lamop lol really also anthony acts like a bitchy girl,no father figure at all

  • @Robocoppat
    @Robocoppat 6 років тому +25

    Tom?--no
    Bill?-- no
    Frank?-- no Ted?--no Jack?no
    Jim?--no Steve?-- no Melvin? No
    Paul?no

  • @sheltongolden4394
    @sheltongolden4394 2 роки тому +8

    12:38
    I like how the final conclusion isn't, "Don't call psychic hotlines because psychics don't exist and it all bogus." Instead it's, "Don't call psychic hotlines because it's probably someone without 'psychic training.' Not a _real_ psychic."

    • @shaahinrapsong
      @shaahinrapsong Рік тому

      That dumb dude thing psychic is real , non of them have any ability

  • @ducatista695
    @ducatista695 6 років тому +108

    The spirits are talking to me, I'm getting a P-uh or a K-uh or perhaps a J-uh. "That's my husband, James." I'm being told James died suddenly and unexpected. "He died of a heart attack." James says HI. Clap, Clap, Clap

    • @w8m4n
      @w8m4n 5 років тому +6

      Yeah imagine a spirit struggling to remember the first letter of their name but once they get it they start to reel off full sentences. 😂😂

    • @sentientcurse7478
      @sentientcurse7478 5 років тому

      Southpark...I got it now

  • @coldgoldfishflush9931
    @coldgoldfishflush9931 5 років тому +65

    Omg such utter bull! Derek Acora going into a fake trance, absolutely hilarious 🤣

  • @davymachinegun5130
    @davymachinegun5130 6 років тому +303

    Twins happen when universe exceeds its maximum file size so God has to recycle NPC models.

    • @thefreshjc1286
      @thefreshjc1286 6 років тому +2

      Max Headroom why would u post that profile picture. U must be insane or dumb

    • @thepugunicorn4352
      @thepugunicorn4352 6 років тому +14

      this is such a poetic way of saying “you’re just half a complete person”

    • @sir.fuckles9842
      @sir.fuckles9842 6 років тому +11

      God: 'shit, gotta reboot this bitch'

    • @AmberStarr911
      @AmberStarr911 6 років тому +2

      I like Max Headroom......

    • @shadowpetal5654
      @shadowpetal5654 6 років тому +1

      xD

  • @Good_vibes_only1
    @Good_vibes_only1 2 роки тому +5

    The fact they actually was right @0:50

  • @vividleo
    @vividleo 5 років тому +75

    Fools out there talking to regular people for $3.97 a minute 😂😆😭🤣

    • @kelkelliekel1
      @kelkelliekel1 5 років тому +5

      And regular people paying fools $3.97 a minute for talking

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 3 роки тому

      @@kelkelliekel1 "Regular people" don't believe in psychics... at least I hope they don't.

  • @monicapyle
    @monicapyle 4 роки тому +77

    "Is your dad a really neat supportive guy?"
    *Omfg can you possibly be any more vague* 🤣

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 5 років тому +151

    "gypsy curses are something of a badge of honor among law enforcement professionals" haha

  • @marialezana4285
    @marialezana4285 Рік тому +6

    It's always stunned me that people are taken in by these fraudsters, but even worse are those that are playing with the emotions of the vulnerable

  • @lalruattluangaralte6415
    @lalruattluangaralte6415 5 років тому +27

    I'm a genuine psychic, ' Before the end of 2019, someone will be asleep... at night'. How's that?

  • @mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr
    @mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr 6 років тому +148

    I called a psychic, once, (on the old Mrs. Cleo hotline, lol) when I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me. I didn't/don't believe in psychics, (I just didnt want to tell anyone bc I kinda of thought I was going to forgive him.)
    In my case, dude did help, to his credit. I was young and SUPER naive, and he set me straight, by "seeing" that my bf had been doing some gross, hurtful, potentially risky stuff that, in retrospect, OF COURSE he had to have been doing, but I'd never have even Imagined it on my own, at the time. He convinced me to gather my remaining self-respect and carry it right out the door with me. For me, for that moment, it was worth the $70. I'd never do it again, though, and I feel certain I just lucked out and found a decent human being to help me out, that time.

    • @aaau8742
      @aaau8742 6 років тому +7

      Alana They could listen and basically play therapist. That wouldn't be false hope. Everybody has to make a living. Doesn't automatically make them bad people.

    • @mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr
      @mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr 6 років тому +9

      Matthew P Thank you for that insightful addition to a complex issue

    • @mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr
      @mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr 6 років тому +3

      Matthew P oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were just a dumb***. The conversation wasn't about my ex- boyfriend. It was about whether "psychics," (or people working on a psychic hotline, ) could also be decent people.

    • @mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr
      @mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr 6 років тому +3

      Barry Retmanski Haaaa! That was funny.

    • @dhirajkumargupta4151
      @dhirajkumargupta4151 6 років тому +1

      @@mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr the person who convinced you on the phone call with you @ 4:23 😂😂 by saying that.

  • @ladylotusinc
    @ladylotusinc 6 років тому +161

    Me and Mary have something in common...
    LMAO

    • @ladylotusinc
      @ladylotusinc 6 років тому +2

      MyDream MySoul. Meh...husbands asleep.. It's a noodle. I guarantee it 😂😂

    • @semi-mojo
      @semi-mojo 6 років тому

      The Lady Lotus too bad you'll never get it

    • @ladylotusinc
      @ladylotusinc 6 років тому +5

      Coolz really funny! Its obvious QUITE A BIT of talent and brain cells went into that comment! Kudos !
      Ps: I've got 6 daughter's...must be gettiin it somewhere. Smfh 👏👏😂👏😂😂😂👏👏😂😂👏👏😂😂👏

    • @semi-mojo
      @semi-mojo 6 років тому +2

      The Lady Lotus yes, "alot" of brain cells went into that comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤗🤗🤣

    • @ladylotusinc
      @ladylotusinc 6 років тому +2

      Coolz. Edited for your approval good sir!

  • @A..Shadow..
    @A..Shadow.. 10 місяців тому +3

    Dog ghost. 😂 I nearly pee'd myself.
    🐕 👻

  • @myucka1
    @myucka1 4 роки тому +80

    Physic hotline: How may I help you today?
    Me: Shouldn't you already know that?

  • @micace9554
    @micace9554 4 роки тому +49

    “GET OUT OF MY BUSINESSES!!!!” Lol

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan 4 роки тому +4

      That seems like a Key and Peele skit

    • @end3317
      @end3317 3 роки тому +2

      THATS THE BEST PART lmao

  • @rosemarylovejoy4126
    @rosemarylovejoy4126 5 років тому +67

    "He found the ring." *thinks of Gollum* lmao

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Рік тому +2

    "Is X going to happen?"
    "If X does happen it'll lead to Y!"
    Not only do they get it wrong, they don't even answer the question.

  • @trevorsaunders1420
    @trevorsaunders1420 6 років тому +96

    Weird... My dog sounded just like that

  • @InfintyBell
    @InfintyBell 6 років тому +76

    Thay have a gift... everything they say becomes the exact opposite

    • @nicoledenel
      @nicoledenel 5 років тому

      I thought the same thing 😅

  • @mloftus8618
    @mloftus8618 5 років тому +25

    1:28 - So, why am I working my tail off for 22 bucks an hour, when All I have to do is make up a bunch of BS about people and charge 10 bucks a MINUTE!? Sign me up.

    • @dariaeliuk4377
      @dariaeliuk4377 2 роки тому

      I don’t know one single thing about you, and yet I psychically know you have too much integrity for that 😂

  • @christianbergmann8114
    @christianbergmann8114 Рік тому +3

    One thing that baffles me everytime is when people actually work together. If one person is a con artist, alright, it's just a bad guy. But when they actually work together, like the twins, they completely agreed on using other people.
    None of them just once thinks about this and is skeptical or looks at it from an ethical point of view. Both seriously partake in this horrible act.

  • @tigerstyle4505
    @tigerstyle4505 5 років тому +20

    "A rival family of psychics..."
    Wtf 😂😂😂 Psychic Wars!

    • @wayne9522
      @wayne9522 3 роки тому

      Having telekinetic battles like Jean and Prof X.

    • @StandOnGuard4Thee
      @StandOnGuard4Thee Рік тому

      Who can win a bullshit argument

  • @fly69doc
    @fly69doc 6 років тому +234

    A real psychic would not charge a penny...maybe ask for donations but thats it! Always remember that..

    • @nicgb098
      @nicgb098 6 років тому +79

      Haha **"real"** psychic...sure lmao

    • @sir.fuckles9842
      @sir.fuckles9842 6 років тому +7

      Itor Lamop I doubt there are real psychics

    • @christopherparks4342
      @christopherparks4342 6 років тому +19

      Well the tooth fairy doesnt charge either and for the same reason.

    • @johnward2509
      @johnward2509 6 років тому +17

      A "real" psychic wouldn't need to, s/he would know next weeks lottery numbers

    • @shadowpetal5654
      @shadowpetal5654 6 років тому +4

      John Ward it doesn't work like that.

  • @Pyriphlegeton
    @Pyriphlegeton 6 років тому +131

    God, I love these more than anything.

  • @WillWilsonII
    @WillWilsonII Рік тому +13

    The psychic said I'd win the lottery and quit my job. Today I quit my job. I'm halfway there!

  • @johncronin9540
    @johncronin9540 6 років тому +9

    My favorite was the “message” from a male dog. “Woof, Woof, Woof”. Apparently the fraud doesn’t realize that most of a dog’s “communication” is via body language, which obviously cannot be “heard”. But it was hilarious.

  • @Nightmastercool97
    @Nightmastercool97 6 років тому +18

    How do these two air heads who claim to be “psychics” keep comming back over and over again and again after a countless number of times they have proven to be wrong

  • @gt4436
    @gt4436 5 років тому +59

    John Edwards was on a talk show and I was in the audience and he is such a narcissist! He kept getting the reading wrong but kept saying over and over again that what he was saying was true. Being a skeptic it took all the restraint in me to not stand up and tell him to stfu

    • @bottlecap57
      @bottlecap57 5 років тому +4

      Plus he talks really fast. All part of his technique to move on from mistakes.

    • @rimmersgirl81
      @rimmersgirl81 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah whenever I see John Edwards I always think of that South Park episode where Stan calls him out on being a fake!!!!! I love how at the end of the episode John Edwards gets awarded the biggest douche in the universe award!!!!! That has to be one of my many fave episodes of South Park that and the one where they totally rip on scientology!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @JustieCrustie
      @JustieCrustie Рік тому

      You'll regret not shouting "Stfu" for the rest of your life I bet !!