Overview: -Plays with crosshairs on. -Uses scopes instead of iron sights. -Doesn't use the knife against pseudogiants. -Didn't show himself consuming 12 Cossack Vodkas. 3/10, would never Cheeki with this Breeki again.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R in a nutshell: 1. Progress through the story by about an hour. 2. Run out of Medkits 3. Die and find out your last save is an hour back. 4. Quit the game. 5. Open the game again the next day. 6. Repeat.
I made an entire system for saving having 3 main saves for down time, 3 combat saves for in dangerous areas and quick saving every 10 milliseconds because I am deathly afraid of this happening
You see stalker, to kill the snork efficiently, you have to understand the snork. Know the snork. Feel the snork. Become the snork. Get your knife, AND LEAP AT THAT CYKA LIKE A MAN.
+SJDSH777 He actually survived on my current playthrough. Made it save from Cordon to the Warehouse and is currently sitting near that hellpit of a fire.
While i was fighting bandits one of them screamed "ANNO CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE" then full on charged me with a shotgun and killer me and i forgot to save so huge pain in the ass
But really though, to people who haven't played it the developers intended for an atmospheric RPG that took inspiration from Roadside Picnic. The actual game itself (ShOC at least) is actually quite humourless. so that's why people often add humor to it.
i grind for money in CS and suddenly (in the storyline) i got cheeki'ed by bandits, so i came back and kill them, and surprised that the only things that are recovered are the gear not the money
everybody falls to this trap my advice use the compas glitch later when you go to the red forest and find to compas artifact there is a glitch you can make forester give millions of vintars and you can simply go to the duty base that is nearby and sell them (after that buy an exo suit and go back swamps to find your original vintar by the train , repair it for no actualy reason its just a cool little easter egg)
Love ur Videos,also showing how ya get killed,so damn funny. Real Stalker shit. Best and funniest SP ever. Best Atmosphere of any game,watching Faction's Fighting each other,or fighting animals,or animals fighting animals..n get caught in an anomalie . Day Z never came close to this.
Once i went into the yantar lab without the psi helmet protection. As i manage to stash huge amount of medkit,bandage,consumables n etc .i mnage to turn of the brain scorcher. Then I thought to myself in the second walkthrough,why the fuk i did not get the psi helmet in the first place,it would save a ton of medkit.Cant remember, could be the scientist that i have to guide died and quest glitch,maybe
If Kruglov dies, the Ecologists ship in an assistant that you can do the measurement quests with. If the assistant or Kruglov dies during the measurements, you get a slightly less effective Psi helmet.
Fré-Jan Wills those were illusions but yeah they were kinda creepy what was really creepy in the hole yantar place especially if you have played clear sky before shadow of chernobyl like i did (by simple luck) in clear sky this place had more life and at list some atalkers walking around in shadow of chernobyl its just a dead place
well i didnt say they were creepy but just look so good that actually they could pass as an nowadays npc, even though for an illusion i freaking hated them hahah. and well good for you actually i tried playing Cs but i actually hate it, even though i do quite got a feeling it has the best locations to play, and also more (except dark valley and garbage they bit weak.
But where is the soup?
CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
HI!
issoupready?
Ready
Life of Boris soup not ready yet blin.
fallout: you are over encumbered. you now move 25% slower
S.T.A.L.K.E.R: YOU PICK UP THIS FACKING BREAD CRUMB YOU NOW STATUE
this comment made me die of laughter so underrated
Good one
Overview:
-Plays with crosshairs on.
-Uses scopes instead of iron sights.
-Doesn't use the knife against pseudogiants.
-Didn't show himself consuming 12 Cossack Vodkas.
3/10, would never Cheeki with this Breeki again.
f6 and f7 intensifies
[DANGER] f6 and f7 in shadow of chernobyl
You can change it
I have it on F1 and F4
F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7... And you wonder why developers removed that feature...
f5 f6 master race
BANDIT А ну чики брики и в дамке!
S.T.A.L.K.E.R in a nutshell:
1. Progress through the story by about an hour.
2. Run out of Medkits
3. Die and find out your last save is an hour back.
4. Quit the game.
5. Open the game again the next day.
6. Repeat.
Astralek Funny, because when I play the game, I often have trouble keeping track of how many medkits I have, not how many I used
I just literally lost 5 hours because i quicksaved when i had low hp and bleeding lmao
i have 54 medkits i just can't stop buying them from runningoutofmedkits ptsd because of op comment
I'm new to stalker. So yes.
I made an entire system for saving having 3 main saves for down time, 3 combat saves for in dangerous areas and quick saving every 10 milliseconds because I am deathly afraid of this happening
YOU KILLED THAT SNORK WITH A KNIFE, MARKED? I GIVE U FOR THIS BANDAGE x1, BREAD x2
When I first met them, I made it a habit to equip the knife, wait for them to leap and dodge, and then stab them.
odin lindeberg
I did that too on my first playthrough. I lost my rhythm after that, so now I have to shoot them like a casual.
LOL
One time I wasted 6 mags from a vintar to kill one snork
You see stalker, to kill the snork efficiently, you have to understand the snork. Know the snork. Feel the snork. Become the snork. Get your knife, AND LEAP AT THAT CYKA LIKE A MAN.
3:34 I have no idea why, but I have this habit of also using a pistol to execute wounded enemies.
People be executing enemies with a pistol while im doing it with a knife...
KaZ you ever use a grenade you found on one of his buddies' corpses? I do that too often
KaZ i did it to not waste a better round but i guess i didn't even think of the knife lol
It's more cinematic
You see Ivan, if you use knife like me, you never will run out of boolet.
Such is life in the Zone
OluapPlayer your avatar just made me want to watch the anime again...
Yup... Great anime... Reminds me a bit about myself
OluapPlayer noooohohohoooo when is the season 2 coming jesus christ >.< y u du dis
+OluapPlayer This is painfully true lol
Nice weenie quote
2:24 Every fucking time. Those stairs are shitty as fuck
La Peste YES! That area always gets me.
It is accurate. The stairs in soviet russia were pretty shit
Where are the campfires that STALKERS go to die ? Thats where I always find Wolf it seems he can never outwit the campfire lol.
+SJDSH777 He actually survived on my current playthrough. Made it save from Cordon to the Warehouse and is currently sitting near that hellpit of a fire.
nice
I made friends with a lot of STALKERs by giving them medkits after this. Made a lot of loot too.
@@The_Blog if u play with zone reclamation project I think that fixes it
When I fought the Monlith guys for the first time, the RPG trooper shot the FLOOR.
Maybe he was a former member of the H.E.C.U. from Half-Life.
No Cheeki
No breeki
Dislike
There was no cheeki breeki in Call of Pripyat
this isn't CoP, it's the first one, Shadow of Chernobyl :) (But yeah, no cheeky brickeys in CoP :P )
excuse me but of course there fucking was
heavykyio you sure? been a while since i played CoP and might have forgotten
George Tsiros Yeah just finished like 3 weeks ago and there's still cheeki breeki my friend.
The ammo conservation for that lab X16 mission was a pain in the ass
the song is uzicko kolo by the way, for the people who asked in the comments
Ahri Châu I am from the Balkans and have this tune inherently implanted in my head.
I'm from Bosnia
0:16 wasn't expecting that, laughed so damn hard
Your comment is 3 years old but yes it got me there so bad too 😂
Got me too!
@KodaKayde from Spongebob, the episode "Something Smells". Or just go to youtube's search bar and type in "Spongebob - Deuueaugh"
Now it got me too! XD
0:14 my brain when i try to do a math test!
*Pseudogiant appears*
*get out RPG*
GamerRoman yes.
A pseudogiant is the only emergency to use a RPG indoors.
Or a controller. Although in Call of Pripyat pseudogiants easily survive an rpg to the face.
*Pseuogiant appears*
*get out*
Bootyful
insurgentdude get out of here stalker
Alex Hawk ОРУЖИЕ УБРАЛ!!!
I have about 20 subs dude. Isn't that cool? papali papali suki
amon guy АААААЙЙЙЙЙЙЙЙ МЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ
*Blyatyful
While i was fighting bandits one of them screamed "ANNO CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE" then full on charged me with a shotgun and killer me and i forgot to save so huge pain in the ass
He mastered shitposting before it even was a thing.
2:09 exactly how i felt when i first encountered that thing in the sewers LOL
Love the flying Snorks. I wonder if Yantar is cursed. I climbed on top of the ecologist bunker and a dog jumped 30 feet up and bit me. WTF.
But really though, to people who haven't played it the developers intended for an atmospheric RPG that took inspiration from Roadside Picnic. The actual game itself (ShOC at least) is actually quite humourless. so that's why people often add humor to it.
Music: Serbian užičko kolo
i grind for money in CS and suddenly (in the storyline) i got cheeki'ed by bandits, so i came back and kill them, and surprised that the only things that are recovered are the gear
not the money
everybody falls to this trap my advice use the compas glitch later when you go to the red forest and find to compas artifact there is a glitch you can make forester give millions of vintars and you can simply go to the duty base that is nearby and sell them (after that buy an exo suit and go back swamps to find your original vintar by the train , repair it for no actualy reason its just a cool little easter egg)
I always loved how he was so passionate in trying to kill Snorks via melee.
Here we are, years later, still waiting for it to continue.
Well I have good news for you, Stalker 2 is coming
@@vilota8733 For good this time ? ^^ Hope it's a Stalker 2 and not a Metro like, I like Metro but that's not Stalker !
You are not a real stalker if you not trying to kill giant mutant with knife, Chiki brike.
*[strange slav music plays]*
2:32
a bloodsucker, snork, random blind doggo and a fucking tushkano hamster
every god damned time it puts me to laugh
stalker
the game that can be taken seriously and can be in some cases be better then much more know rpg games like fallout
and then you have this
how to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R:
-round corner
-die
-weep for hours
-hit f7
-eat salami
-game crashes
-cry yourself to sleep
STALKER is FPS Dark Souls
0:36 at this moment i've decided to buy Stalker
And you enjoyed it?
*YEET*
hahahahhaa
1:37 HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Run 30 seconds , f5(quicksave) ,repeat
Jesus Christ, how the hell weren't you walking the entire way through the Red Forest with all the shit you had in your inventory?
Stalker in a nutshell - * Violently doesn't know what is going on and what to do*
my life in a nutshell:
The Spaceballs bit is my favourite moment here.
This is probably where the inspiration for the hunter from l4d came from.
ah yes, forgetting to quicksave and then have to repeat a part that you already did is part of the experience too...
1:37 had me cracking up :D
1 tip: DONT USE THAT ROCKS THAT GIVE YOU 200%/400%/800% Health, only equip them when you dont have medkits and dont have full hp
Welcome to the zone, where you are guaranteed to get direct impacted with an RPG.
Those chest shots are doing a lot more damage than I remember.
Pretty sure this is on Novice difficulty level
@@theelegantassassin1174 Lower difficulties lower the damage for both the enemies and the player so I doubt it.
Every time, Every time I go to Lab X-18 I always get shitless scared I'm not gonna lie
You forgot one thing...
The CTD.
Anyone know the background music?
Uzicko kolo
3:17 it was at this moment, jackson knew he fucked up
The best S.T.A.L.K.E.R. video I ever watch, Brother! I kiss u on ur forehead!
saw the psdogiant, and the "Jesus jesus lord jesus part" and i cant stop laughing
I was half expecting the pseudogiant to walk off that rpg
I like that uzicko kolo music xD nice vid
Strelok's normal day consists of this. lovely.
funny enough i was playing Call of pripyat earlier. Would like to see some more nutshell vids!
3:27 I know I’ve heard those rank-up sounds before, but I can’t remember what?
First or the third Modern Warfare I'm guessing.
3:17 Most epic and funny moment i've ever seen in stalker.
scared the blyat outta me in the beginning...
Yea, a flying snork....
+1 for Yugo turbo-folk.
Williamz its not turbo folk its nationalist music
*Serbian Folk music
+RedNarwhal Yes i didn't know the word at the time
Final Boss:
*CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE*
nice video man! please continue :)
i fucking love serbian rusian memes
0:38 Heart attack xD
Can confirm
*SERBIAN MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*
Serbian Vendetta udri sinee
2:07 👌snork
Yeah that pretty much sums it up,just needed the cheeki breeki
Uzicko Kolo, idemo opa opa!
Awesome vid, btw! :)
Nice vid, I noticed babek evomer !
0:17 GOT ME SO FUCKING BAD I'M FUCKING ROLLING
Words do not describe my hatred for all things snork
Užičko Kolo makes this even better.
Brings back some fond memories. I want to play it again.
1:01 "WHO LET YOUR MAMA LOOSE IN HERE!?"
17 seconds and I'm already laughing hard
2:35 Casually spectating a Vampire who's invisible..I completed all of those games and all I can say is that vagax doesn't know how to play it.
1:22
You fool! You've only made them look cooler!
Love ur Videos,also showing how ya get killed,so damn funny.
Real Stalker shit.
Best and funniest SP ever.
Best Atmosphere of any game,watching Faction's Fighting each other,or fighting animals,or animals fighting animals..n get caught in an anomalie .
Day Z never came close to this.
1:41 the game can be so broken at times, but i love it either way.
1:35 The absolute best, happened to me aswell ahahah.
Bruuuuno, whAAAt a HEEEEEll?!?
Dude this is just briliant
1/5 not enough get out of here stalker
Once i went into the yantar lab without the psi helmet protection. As i manage to stash huge amount of medkit,bandage,consumables n etc .i mnage to turn of the brain scorcher. Then I thought to myself in the second walkthrough,why the fuk i did not get the psi helmet in the first place,it would save a ton of medkit.Cant remember, could be the scientist that i have to guide died and quest glitch,maybe
If Kruglov dies, the Ecologists ship in an assistant that you can do the measurement quests with.
If the assistant or Kruglov dies during the measurements, you get a slightly less effective Psi helmet.
You forgot the "Cheeki Breeki"
to be very honest those ghosts could pass as an npc in a game of nowadays, they look awfully good
what ghosts ?
Those made by the brainscorcher like the 1 u see when he runs up stairs where the barrels drop down
Fré-Jan Wills those were illusions but yeah they were kinda creepy what was really creepy in the hole yantar place especially if you have played clear sky before shadow of chernobyl like i did (by simple luck) in clear sky this place had more life and at list some atalkers walking around in shadow of chernobyl its just a dead place
well i didnt say they were creepy but just look so good that actually they could pass as an nowadays npc, even though for an illusion i freaking hated them hahah.
and well good for you actually i tried playing Cs but i actually hate it, even though i do quite got a feeling it has the best locations to play, and also more (except dark valley and garbage they bit weak.
Fré-Jan Wills actually soc graphics arevgood for its age and for a game company with a low budget
This game is equally terrifying as it is hilarious.
Dude that's like everyday life in Russia. Random Russian Town Simulator 2000
this stalker can't seem to hit the loki :D
tnis is why you dont go to Chernobyl for vacation
say whatever you want but those bugs make me love this game even more
No frickin Cheeki
NO FREAKY FREAKING BREEKI
This needs more Cheeki Breeki fam
0:48 always gets me..
real stalker hours
I feel like the developers liked the colour brown a lot.
3:04 famous freedom light armor
Bassically. Fallout, but CHEEKI BREEKI
I like the fucking traditional romanian music on background =))
Just played through the game. I can confirm this is accurate.
Video quality autodropped to 144p while I watched this.
Peak STALKERtube experience.