I'm going to start listing stuff because I have nothing better to do: 1. The doorbell is pitched up 5. There is a tiny pause between "Chalmers" and "Welcome" added 2. Chalmers walks into the house too fast 3. It doesn't cut to Skinner as he gasps 4. Skinner gives an alternate exclamation upon seeing his ruined roast. 6. The space between "But what if" and "I were to purchase my own food" is significantly cut 7. An extra "ho" in Skinner's laugh 8. A different sound as Skinner takes off his apron 9. "Skinner and the Superintendent" has been cut 10. Chalmers shouts "Skinner" instead of "Seymour" 11. The space between "I was just" and "stretching my calves" has been reduced 12. Chalmers is flipped as he says "Why is there smoke..." 13. Skinner doesn't say "Steamed Clams" a second time 14. Chalmers makes a new grunt as he leaves the room 15. The xylophone solo is slightly extended and the extension is pitched up 16. "Superintendent" has been moved to the end of the sentence 17. Seymour says "no" twice 18. When Chalmers says "You call hamburgers steamed hams" the wrong animation plays 19. Chalmers says "I see" a line early 20. The frame is tilted as Chalmers inspects the hamburgers 21. One of Skinners "ho"s have been removed 22. A very short reverb has been added for two lines 23. An ominous zoom is added as Chalmers remarks that they are obviously grilled 24. Skinner's mother yells "help" now instead of later 25. The birds from the beginning are added at 1:47, that's so subtle I applaud you 26. Skinner spends way less time in his burning kitchen 27. Chalmers says "yes" differently 28. A half-second or so is added to make Chalmers look like he twitched 29. More zooms are added during the "aurora borealis" rant 30. The beats before Skinner's responses are shorter 31. Skinners saying "No mother..." is cut 32. Chalmers walks away extra slowly 33. No firetruck
I follow this comment while watching the video. Here is what I noticed that you missed: 34. When Chalmers munch on the burger, he seems to chew it one extra time. 35(?). When Skinner is being questioned about the grilled burger, he wipe twice (Tbh I am not sure about this one) 36(35). Skinner enter and leave the burning kitchen almost instantly, when originally there is an at least half second between it. 37(36). The door just shut neatly without swinging when Chalmers ask about what is happening in there. 38(37). The thumb up in the end is twitching madly. Ether there is actually more or one of these is wrong…tbh I don’t even know what is anything anymore.
That's a good eye. Here's what you missed between 1 and 2: skinner's "ah" is pitched up, that's a hard one to notice 5 (you didn't count 5) extra footstep sounds Like someone else said, I wasn't counting when I removed the song and the firetruck between 19 and 20: an extra chew betweeen 22 and 23: a different clip of skinner saying "yes" 25: those birds are actually a part of the soundbite from Skinner's mom. I thought the fire sounded too abrupt if I cut it off earlier last one: skinner's hand shaking extra fast (I think this is everything anyway...) edit: oh you did count 5, it was just out of order
Man I watched the original steamed hams video on repeat several times to figure out if there was something wrong with the laugh before "delightfully devilish Seymour" and I decided there wasn't. I watched it so many times cuz I coulda sworn something was off about it. Thanks for proving I'm not crazy
@@notsure1969 How much is too much life? How much is too much love? Would you deny yourself blood in your veins? Would you deny yourself dreams in your evenings? There is not too much. There is only ever the deficit, and the longing.
Really makes you appreciate the effort they put on the show. And you really miss that kind of stuff when you watch something like vinesauce reacting to """family gal"""
That moment when you realize his burger becomes whole again when he says "obviously grilled" where it had a bite taken off before but that's not one of the edits...
There is a rule of thumb that the vast majority of people watching videos like these will notice 34 differences. For more information, search google for “steamed hams rule 34”
now I take it as Chalmers switches from “Skinner” to “Seymour” when he’s off the clock, later episodes seem to confirm this, but that used to always read to me like a mistake. like Matt Groening co-wrote the segment and used the wrong name because he hadn’t written for the show since Chalmers was introduced
1 - 0:00 - The Doorbells pitch was changed a notch up 2 - 0:08 - There's a cut in Seymour's voice 3 - 0:11 - Chalmers walks 20 percent faster 4 - 0:13 - There's no cut to Seymour's Face 5 - 0:15 - The Voice for Seymour was sampled 6 - 0:22 - There's a speed increase for the transition 7 - 0:26 - An extra "Ho" was added 8 - 0:31 - A sound effect was added to the apron 9 - 0:34 - "Superintendent and Skinner" intro is missing 10 - 0:34 - His voice was sampled, too. much like 0:15 11 - 0:36 - Seymour has a gap filled in his voice when he thinks up a lie 12 - 0:40 - Chalmers is flipped 13 - 0:48 - Seymour doesn't repeat Steamed Clams a second time 14 - 0:50 - An extra Sound effect was added to Chalmers when he walked out 15 - 0:54 - An obvious gap was filled with Seymour running to Krusty Burger 16 - 0:56 - The first word and the rest of the sentence swapped places. 17 - 1:02 - The first "No" was sampled & pitch was adjusted 18 - 1:06 - Chalmers mouth and movements don't match what he's saying, Which is clipped from 1:15 19 - 1:15 - Chalmers's statements have been swapped, Kinda like 0:56. 20 - 1:22 - There's an extra chew 21 - 1:24 - He's to be a little crooked 22 - 1:28 - Seymour has another gap filled in his voice. 23 - 1:29 - Another ho was taken, to account for 0:26 perhaps? 24 - 1:29 - The clip is now echoey 25 - 1:35 - Another Sampled voice with Seymour 26 - 1:36 - Chalmers gets closer than normal 27 - 1:42 - Agnes' voice que comes early 28 - 1:48 - That was a quick second there, Seymour. 29 - 1:55 - Chalmers is Sampled (again.) 30 - 1:59 - Some movements from Chalmers Eyebrows 31 - 2:00 - Again, He's zoomed in. 32 - 2:00 - Chalmers twitched a little 33 - 2:13 - Seymour doesn't give a second to think 34 - 2:18 - Seymour dismisses Agnes by saying nothing. 35 - 2:22 - Chalmers walks away more slowly this time. 36 - 2:22 - Agnes appears to be silenced 37 - 2:28 - Seymour's hand is sped up *Honorable Mention that I'm not too sure is edited or not:* 0:34 - This scene was sampled for a lower quality clip
The honourable mention one is because this scene was starting in this flying painting idk from the intro so it was smaller and thus has less quality, but author tracked it in After Effects or some to be full screen, if you get what i mean
I've watched so many Steamed Hams edits, memes, and jokes that I can instantly point out any deviation from the original scene. It's like a sixth sense at this point and I have no idea how I acquired this power
I hate that i have watched this so many times that I can recognize when the wrong yes is used judging by the general tone of voice or when a single laugh has an extra/missing syllable
Funny how these little tweaks made the familiar jokes feel fresh to me. It's like seeing a live version of a skit, where you know the gags but it still makes you laugh just because the different timing catches you off guard. Or seeing the rough workprint of a movie with a bunch of alternative takes.
Okay let me see if I can see all of them: 1. Speed of Chalmers entering the house 2. No zoom on Seymour when seeing the oven upon entering the kitchen 3. Sound effect of the apron 4. "SKINNER?!" instead of "SEYMOUR?" 5. Chalmers saying "why is there smoke coming out of your oven" is flipped horizontally 6. No second mention of "steamed clams" after the "mmmm" 7. Two xylophone sound effects when running to the Krusty Burger 8. "Superintendent" placed at the end of the "mouth-watering" line instead of the beginning 9. Repetition of "No No" 10. "I see" placed earlier 11. Tilted angle during the phrase "similar to krusty burgers" 12. Zoom in during the phrase "despite the fact they're obviously grilled" 12. The "yes" from "despite the fact they're obviously grilled" is swapped with the "yes" from "yes I should be g-" 13. Mother yelling earlier 14. Faster entrance and exit of Seymour from the burning kitchen 15. Slightly modified timing of the zooming of "aurora borealis?!" lines + a little stop before the line starts 16. No line of "no mother it's just the northern lights" 17. No fireworkers
- 1: higher pitched doorbell - 2: a zoom in on chalmers' face - 3: a brief pause between "chalmers" and "welcome" - 4: chalmers' "yeah" is sped up - zooms in on the oven again instead of skinner's face - 5: skinner says "oohhh" instead of "oh egads" - 6: skinner's turn from the window to the camera is sped up - 7: either 1 or 2 extra "ho"s in skinner's laugh - 8: woosh sound effect when skinner takes off his apron - 9: no superintendent/skinner song - 10: chalmers says "skinner" instead of "seymour" - 11: missing pause between "just" and "just stretching" - 12: chalmers' camera's perspective is flipped when pointing at the oven - 13: skinner just says "mmmm" without the "steamed clams" - 14: an added "yeah" when chalmers exits the room - 15: the shot of skinner running to krusty burger is slightly longer - 16: skinner says "superintendent" at the end of his sentence when entering instead of the beginning - 17: skinner says "no no" instead of "oh no" - 18: chalmers' mouth doesnt match up with what he's saying - 19: wrong "yes" sound for skinner's line - 20: chalmers says "i see" instead of "really" - 21: chalmers doesnt say "i see" when skinner explains its an albany expression - 22: canera zooms in and tils slightly when chalmers days the burgers are similar to krusty burgers - 23: skinner goes "hoho" instead of "hohoho" - 24: slow zoom in on chalmers - 25: background noise is sizzling and screaming "help" instead of silence - 26: skinner's enter and exit of the kitchen is faster - 27: chalmers says wrong "yes" sound - 28: added zooms in to chalmers - 29; shorter payse before skinner says "no" - 30: skinner says nothing instead of "no mother it's just the notthern lights" - 31: skinners mom doesn't scream "help" - 32: chalmers' walk is slower - 33: skinner's thumbs up is sped up im missing 4
sure let's go, spoilers below the cut 1: doorbell pitched up 2: small pause added in "Superintended Chalmers- welcome!" 3: Chalmer's "Myeh..." sped up 4: Skinner's gasp at the burning oven turned into a second zoom 5: "Oh ye gods!" is now "NOOOOOOOOOOO" 6: sped up the turn after "but what if..." 7: added more (doubled?) laughs before "Delightfull devilish" 8: swoosh-like sound added to him setting the apron aside 9: changed the specific "SEEEYYYMOOOUUR!" to a "SKINNER!" yell (unsure how many to count this as, do I count the "wavey" effect? Do I count the removal of the song entirely? At least you know i thought of it i guess) 10: I think you slightly edited the transition into "-stretching my calves on the windowsill!" 11: Mirrored Chalmers asking about smoke 12: added footstep sounds to Skinner looking at the smoking stove 13: the second instance of "Steamed clams!" at the end was removed 14: Chalmers "myeh" added as he leaves kitchen 15: the xylophone(?) tune was edited as he runs to Krusty Burger and the shot extended so you can see him pause at the doors 16: moved the first two words of the "mouthwatering hamburgers" line to the end of the line 17: second "No" before the "I said steamed HAMS" 18: you changed the shot of Chalmers visibly used during the "...you call hamburgers Steamed Hams." line 19: Chalmers' "Reaaally?" changed to "I see." 20: There's an odd pop when he first mentions "Utica"? Was that always there? I'm counting it anyway. 21: and a similar pop in "albany expression" 22: and the "I see" is now missing from the end of this exchange. 23: Chalmers chewing lasts one "chew" too long 24: also it visibly tilts here 25: Reverb on Skinner's "Patented Skinner Burgers!" line through to his next "Yes!" 26: camera zoom as Chalmers points out the grill marks 27: Agnes yelling for help as the kitchen door starts smoking. 28: Skinner spends slightly less time in the burning kitchen 29: changed the "yes" voice clip used during "Yes, I should be-" 30: The zooms happen more frequently and in smaller increments during Chalmers' "Localized entirely..." moment 31: smaller pause before Skinner's refusal. 32: Skinner is perfectly content with a burning home. 33: the walkaway is slower and Agnes' yelling for help is absent Given that i'm one over I might dismiss 20 as just a consequence of whatever source the base clip was pulled from or something
I’ve also noticed a few, the pitch is a bit higher when Seymour says “Ah” in the beginning and when he says “Delightly Devilish” the pitch is lowered and when Chalmers said “Aurora Borealis” he twitched a little, and Skinner’s thumbs up was a bit faster
Ones I noticed: 1. doorbell's pitched up. 2. a pause before "Welcome" 3. Chalmers speedwalking 4. the double zoom on the ruined roast instead of showing Seymour 5. the "Oh, ye gods" is replaced with "Noooooo!" 6. a quick speed-up after "but what if..." 7. one too many "oh-ho-ho"s 8. added movement sound effects in the window scene 9. no music 10. "Skinnerrrrr!" instead of "Seyyyymoooooour!" 11. horizontally flipped 12. missing "steamed clams!" after "Mmmmm" 13. the "myeh" feels off? maybe? 14. music cue is altered and repeated (pitched up) 15. "Superintendent" (and the accompaniment) is moved later 16. "No! No!" is off 17. wrong video part for that audio 18. "I see" is placed too early 19. too much chewing 20. tilt zoom 21. "Oh, no, patented Skinnerburgers" has an audio effect 22. slow zoom 23. "Heeeelp!" is too early 24. Skinner returns too early 25. "Yes- I should be" is edited 26. too long of a pause before "AURORA" 27. too many zooms 28. not enough of a pause before "........No." 29. lack of "No mother, it's just..." 30. too slow of a walk 31. thumbs-up shaking too fast? maybe? Ah, dang, missed 6. Well done! -Paintspot Infez Wasabi!
I love how even the ones that are easy to notice are so subtle that if someone was watching this after seeing the original maybe once or twice a long time ago might seem to be in place still
I haven't gone back to check the original, so some of these may just be me being paranoid, but here we go 1. 0:02 walking sound effect added 2. 0:11 shot of chalmers walking is sped up 3. 0:16 completely different voice line for this shot 4. 0:20 knocking sound effect added 5. 0:23 seymour turning back to camera is sped up 6. 0:27 one of the "hoh"s is duplicated 7. 0:34 chalmers' "uh" is replaced with the one from later 8. 0:35 "SKINNERRR" 9. 0:55 jingle as seymour runs is extended 10: 0:57 music as seymour enters is louder 11. 0:58 "superintendent" is moved to the end of the sentence 12. 1:02 "no" is duplicated 13. 1:07 shot of chalmers is replaced with a different shot (I'm from Utica etc.), though the audio remains unchanged 14: 1:22 chalmers' "I see" is cut 15. 1:24 chalmers spends too long chewing 15. 1:29 - 1:35 slight reverb(?) added to the audio 16: 1:42 "Heeeelp"s from later added 17: 1:50 seymour spends less time in the kitchen 18: 1:55 different chalmers "yes" 19: 2:17 removed "no, mother, it's just the northern lights" 20. 2:26 removed "heeeelp"s so I think I found about half of them
1. The camera seems to nod up and down at the beginning. 2. There is a brief pause before Skinner says "welcome" 3. The "myeh" is sped up 4. There is an extra zoom to the oven instead of a shot of Skinner's face 5. Skinner shouts no instead of oh ye gods 6. Skinner ducks his head away from the window slightly faster 7. Skinner's laugh is extended by an extra "hoh" 8. there is an added whoosh sound to Skinner taking off his apron 9. Skinner and the superintendent intro is omitted entirely 10. Chalmers shouts Skinner differently 11. Skinner's stutter before mentioning stretching his calves is edited out 12. Chalmers' pointing shot is mirrored 13. Skinner's second utterance of steamed clams is omitted 14. Chalmers says myeh when exiting the kitchen 15: The end of the walking jingle is pitched up and extended 16. Skinner's sentence when offering the superintendent hamburgers is rearranged 17. Skinner says no differently 18. The animaton of chalmers talking about utica is reused when he first questions Skinner on steamed hams 19. Chalmers says "I see" before mentioning he is from Utica. 20. The "I see" after Skinner says it's an Albany expression is omitted however 21.the camera tilts and zooms slightly when Chalmers says that the burgers are from Krusty's 22. A "hoh" is deducted from Skinner's second laugh 23. a different "yes" is used after Chalmers says "for steamed hams?" 24. The camera slowly zooms in when Chalmes says that theyre obviously grilled 25. Agnes shouts help in the background far earlier than in the original scene. 26. Skinner's breather is shortened 27. A different yes is spliced in for chalmers when he is about to leave 28. Chalmers pauses briefly before shouting aurora borealis 29. the zooms on Chalmers' face are quicker and more subtle 30. Skinner hesitates less before answering no to Chalmers 31. Skinner doesn't answer Agnes' cry 32. Chalmers' walk is slower 33. Agnes doesn't shout help at the end, implying she is dead 34. Skinner vibrates his thumbs up faster 35. The fire truck is cut out These are all the ones i noticed
I only saw Skinner's head & the top of the smoke, so I assumed the title was "Steamed Hams but Skinner pees on the roast" & he does exactly that, puts it on some plates & when Superintendent asks, he just says that the roast is lime flavored.
i know the pinned comment has all of them but i havent clicked read all so lemme take a crack at it - pitched up doorbell - chalmers walks in the house faster - the camera zooms in twice on the oven - seymour yells differently - i think when he leans away from the window its faster or something is cut - extra swoosh sound when he takes off his apron - in retrospect, the footstep sound effects through the video so far could be edited as well - no theme song - he yells "skinner" instead of "seymour" - a little part of seymour's stutter is removed - chalmers flip - the second steamed clams is dead - the little jingle when he leaves is different - seymour's "superintendent i hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers" is flipped - extra no - different clip of chalmers when he says "you call hamberber steam ham" - seymour says "i see" instead of "really" - the actual "i see" is gone - camera rotates when hes eating - seymour's laugh is shortened - the "yes" that seymour does is wrong - seymour's mother screams too early - seymour comes back from the fire room too soon - chalmers does an incorrect yes - he bites the burger too many times btw - chalmers hesitates longer when hearing "arara barayelis" - the camera zooms in too many times during the "at this time of day" rant - seymour says yes too quickly - seymour believes his mother is a schizophrenic hallucination and does not respond to her - i also think they left slightly faster than normal - chalmers walks away too slowly - seymour's mother is dead - you didnt include the 3 frames of firetruck at the end, if that doesnt count as an edit then i will sue edit: GOLLY GARN IT i missed a few, i noticed the reverb but wasnt sure since i was watching this video as background noise and changing my comment when i noticed something
Let me see how many i can spot 1. 0:10 "ehh" is sped up 2. 0:14 oven was zoomed into twice 3. 0:17 "noooo" is incorrect. It should be "oh ye gods" 4. 0:22 standing up is sped up Edit: it's actually sped up not there, but at then end of "What if?" and during the following pause 5. 0:28 is that an extra "ho"? 6. 0:31 wrong sound effect for apron i think. 7. 0:34 "SEYMOUR" yell changed to "Skinner!" 8. 0:37 there's a tiny jumpcut i think. 9. 0:40 mirrored screen 10. 0:50 second "Steamed clams!" is cut out 11. 0:52 Chalmers doesn't say "ehh" here DAMN IT, i got 31 but most of my edits didn't save
I'm going to start listing stuff because I have nothing better to do:
1. The doorbell is pitched up
5. There is a tiny pause between "Chalmers" and "Welcome" added
2. Chalmers walks into the house too fast
3. It doesn't cut to Skinner as he gasps
4. Skinner gives an alternate exclamation upon seeing his ruined roast.
6. The space between "But what if" and "I were to purchase my own food" is significantly cut
7. An extra "ho" in Skinner's laugh
8. A different sound as Skinner takes off his apron
9. "Skinner and the Superintendent" has been cut
10. Chalmers shouts "Skinner" instead of "Seymour"
11. The space between "I was just" and "stretching my calves" has been reduced
12. Chalmers is flipped as he says "Why is there smoke..."
13. Skinner doesn't say "Steamed Clams" a second time
14. Chalmers makes a new grunt as he leaves the room
15. The xylophone solo is slightly extended and the extension is pitched up
16. "Superintendent" has been moved to the end of the sentence
17. Seymour says "no" twice
18. When Chalmers says "You call hamburgers steamed hams" the wrong animation plays
19. Chalmers says "I see" a line early
20. The frame is tilted as Chalmers inspects the hamburgers
21. One of Skinners "ho"s have been removed
22. A very short reverb has been added for two lines
23. An ominous zoom is added as Chalmers remarks that they are obviously grilled
24. Skinner's mother yells "help" now instead of later
25. The birds from the beginning are added at 1:47, that's so subtle I applaud you
26. Skinner spends way less time in his burning kitchen
27. Chalmers says "yes" differently
28. A half-second or so is added to make Chalmers look like he twitched
29. More zooms are added during the "aurora borealis" rant
30. The beats before Skinner's responses are shorter
31. Skinners saying "No mother..." is cut
32. Chalmers walks away extra slowly
33. No firetruck
I follow this comment while watching the video.
Here is what I noticed that you missed:
34. When Chalmers munch on the burger, he seems to chew it one extra time.
35(?). When Skinner is being questioned about the grilled burger, he wipe twice (Tbh I am not sure about this one)
36(35). Skinner enter and leave the burning kitchen almost instantly, when originally there is an at least half second between it.
37(36). The door just shut neatly without swinging when Chalmers ask about what is happening in there.
38(37). The thumb up in the end is twitching madly.
Ether there is actually more or one of these is wrong…tbh I don’t even know what is anything anymore.
Usually in steamed hams edits the "Skinner and the Super Intendent" along with the fire truck is removed
That's a good eye. Here's what you missed
between 1 and 2: skinner's "ah" is pitched up, that's a hard one to notice
5 (you didn't count 5) extra footstep sounds
Like someone else said, I wasn't counting when I removed the song and the firetruck
between 19 and 20: an extra chew
betweeen 22 and 23: a different clip of skinner saying "yes"
25: those birds are actually a part of the soundbite from Skinner's mom. I thought the fire sounded too abrupt if I cut it off earlier
last one: skinner's hand shaking extra fast
(I think this is everything anyway...)
edit: oh you did count 5, it was just out of order
Man I watched the original steamed hams video on repeat several times to figure out if there was something wrong with the laugh before "delightfully devilish Seymour" and I decided there wasn't. I watched it so many times cuz I coulda sworn something was off about it. Thanks for proving I'm not crazy
When Seymour says “Delightly Devilish” his voice deepens for a split second
You realise that you watched too many steamed hams when you can point exactly where it's off
How many steamed hams is too many steamed hams?
There's Never Too Many Hams To Steam, But Your Right
@@notsure1969 How much is too much life? How much is too much love? Would you deny yourself blood in your veins? Would you deny yourself dreams in your evenings? There is not too much. There is only ever the deficit, and the longing.
i find you everywhere lmao
I've been binging it for the last two days, so this video came at the perfect time for me!
This feels like one of those "find the 9 differences" exercises on children's books
Futaba?
@@Nataka_Kurokawa persona 5????
Spot the difference.
brain rot
Or one of those anomaly horror games.
Now you should do 37 big edits to make it feel on.
This comment is perfect
@@Koettnylletoo perfect make a edit to make it feel off
The worst part is I can't tell if he intentionally or accidentally left out the firefighters
When it broke the 180 degree rule at 0:40 it made me like actually mad.
Cultured as well, I see 👍
rule is for babies. 360 degree now.
Really makes you appreciate the effort they put on the show.
And you really miss that kind of stuff when you watch something like vinesauce reacting to """family gal"""
????????
Thought the same
The part where Seymour ignored his mom made me drool laughing
lol that's probably my favorite part
Agnes: Seymour, the house is on fire!
Seymour: 😏
2:14
That moment when you realize his burger becomes whole again when he says "obviously grilled" where it had a bite taken off before but that's not one of the edits...
I noticed 34 I think I should stop watching these
I've got a playlist with ca 230 videos of Steamed Hams since 2018. And now this meme explodes again.
Edit 2: Already 333!
@@brokkrep you've got some work to do
Did you count the fire truck being cut?
@@MichaelAstrauskas obviously
There is a rule of thumb that the vast majority of people watching videos like these will notice 34 differences. For more information, search google for “steamed hams rule 34”
steamed hams but constructed from memory 30 years later
hearing Superintendent Chalmers finally shout “SKINNER…!” in this scene feels like a weight has been lifted
now I take it as Chalmers switches from “Skinner” to “Seymour” when he’s off the clock, later episodes seem to confirm this, but that used to always read to me like a mistake. like Matt Groening co-wrote the segment and used the wrong name because he hadn’t written for the show since Chalmers was introduced
"SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"
Seymour: :)
1 - 0:00 - The Doorbells pitch was changed a notch up
2 - 0:08 - There's a cut in Seymour's voice
3 - 0:11 - Chalmers walks 20 percent faster
4 - 0:13 - There's no cut to Seymour's Face
5 - 0:15 - The Voice for Seymour was sampled
6 - 0:22 - There's a speed increase for the transition
7 - 0:26 - An extra "Ho" was added
8 - 0:31 - A sound effect was added to the apron
9 - 0:34 - "Superintendent and Skinner" intro is missing
10 - 0:34 - His voice was sampled, too. much like 0:15
11 - 0:36 - Seymour has a gap filled in his voice when he thinks up a lie
12 - 0:40 - Chalmers is flipped
13 - 0:48 - Seymour doesn't repeat Steamed Clams a second time
14 - 0:50 - An extra Sound effect was added to Chalmers when he walked out
15 - 0:54 - An obvious gap was filled with Seymour running to Krusty Burger
16 - 0:56 - The first word and the rest of the sentence swapped places.
17 - 1:02 - The first "No" was sampled & pitch was adjusted
18 - 1:06 - Chalmers mouth and movements don't match what he's saying, Which is clipped from 1:15
19 - 1:15 - Chalmers's statements have been swapped, Kinda like 0:56.
20 - 1:22 - There's an extra chew
21 - 1:24 - He's to be a little crooked
22 - 1:28 - Seymour has another gap filled in his voice.
23 - 1:29 - Another ho was taken, to account for 0:26 perhaps?
24 - 1:29 - The clip is now echoey
25 - 1:35 - Another Sampled voice with Seymour
26 - 1:36 - Chalmers gets closer than normal
27 - 1:42 - Agnes' voice que comes early
28 - 1:48 - That was a quick second there, Seymour.
29 - 1:55 - Chalmers is Sampled (again.)
30 - 1:59 - Some movements from Chalmers Eyebrows
31 - 2:00 - Again, He's zoomed in.
32 - 2:00 - Chalmers twitched a little
33 - 2:13 - Seymour doesn't give a second to think
34 - 2:18 - Seymour dismisses Agnes by saying nothing.
35 - 2:22 - Chalmers walks away more slowly this time.
36 - 2:22 - Agnes appears to be silenced
37 - 2:28 - Seymour's hand is sped up
*Honorable Mention that I'm not too sure is edited or not:* 0:34 - This scene was sampled for a lower quality clip
Well done, Drumright :D
Legend
you forgot the secret 38th edit where the split second of firetruck was cut out
The honourable mention one is because this scene was starting in this flying painting idk from the intro so it was smaller and thus has less quality, but author tracked it in After Effects or some to be full screen, if you get what i mean
You missed a few
Higher pitch voice at 0:07
Lower pitch voice at 0:29
"Seymour, the house is on fire!"
Seymour: *smiles*
Every copy of steamed hams is personalized.
time traveler: moves a chair
The timeline:
When you upload a full movie on youtube but make small edits to avoid getting copyrighted on.
It would have been funnier after the mom screamed "help!" if skinner went into the kitchen and yelled "nooo mother!"
I've watched so many Steamed Hams edits, memes, and jokes that I can instantly point out any deviation from the original scene. It's like a sixth sense at this point and I have no idea how I acquired this power
I only noticed 28-30? I must have poor observational skills, I watch these all the time.
0:15-0:18 - taken from "Bart's comet", one of the 3 "NOOOOOO!!!"s he did
Me: "I can't figure out why I'm still single."
Also me: Can find all 37 edits.
THIS HURTS
Skinner not responding at all to his mom screaming ''the house is on fire''
Is one of the funniest alternatives i've seen
I hate that i have watched this so many times that I can recognize when the wrong yes is used judging by the general tone of voice or when a single laugh has an extra/missing syllable
Hearing a sound I dont expect or hearing a voice at a different pitch unlocks such a prehistoric sensation in me, it’s like fight or flight
perfect for people like me who have this memorized
Steamed Hams, but it's the version you kind of remember in your head after not having watched the episode in several years
When your steamed hams dvd is scratched
Funny how these little tweaks made the familiar jokes feel fresh to me.
It's like seeing a live version of a skit, where you know the gags but it still makes you laugh just because the different timing catches you off guard. Or seeing the rough workprint of a movie with a bunch of alternative takes.
Okay let me see if I can see all of them:
1. Speed of Chalmers entering the house
2. No zoom on Seymour when seeing the oven upon entering the kitchen
3. Sound effect of the apron
4. "SKINNER?!" instead of "SEYMOUR?"
5. Chalmers saying "why is there smoke coming out of your oven" is flipped horizontally
6. No second mention of "steamed clams" after the "mmmm"
7. Two xylophone sound effects when running to the Krusty Burger
8. "Superintendent" placed at the end of the "mouth-watering" line instead of the beginning
9. Repetition of "No No"
10. "I see" placed earlier
11. Tilted angle during the phrase "similar to krusty burgers"
12. Zoom in during the phrase "despite the fact they're obviously grilled"
12. The "yes" from "despite the fact they're obviously grilled" is swapped with the "yes" from "yes I should be g-"
13. Mother yelling earlier
14. Faster entrance and exit of Seymour from the burning kitchen
15. Slightly modified timing of the zooming of "aurora borealis?!" lines + a little stop before the line starts
16. No line of "no mother it's just the northern lights"
17. No fireworkers
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- 1: higher pitched doorbell
- 2: a zoom in on chalmers' face
- 3: a brief pause between "chalmers" and "welcome"
- 4: chalmers' "yeah" is sped up
- zooms in on the oven again instead of skinner's face
- 5: skinner says "oohhh" instead of "oh egads"
- 6: skinner's turn from the window to the camera is sped up
- 7: either 1 or 2 extra "ho"s in skinner's laugh
- 8: woosh sound effect when skinner takes off his apron
- 9: no superintendent/skinner song
- 10: chalmers says "skinner" instead of "seymour"
- 11: missing pause between "just" and "just stretching"
- 12: chalmers' camera's perspective is flipped when pointing at the oven
- 13: skinner just says "mmmm" without the "steamed clams"
- 14: an added "yeah" when chalmers exits the room
- 15: the shot of skinner running to krusty burger is slightly longer
- 16: skinner says "superintendent" at the end of his sentence when entering instead of the beginning
- 17: skinner says "no no" instead of "oh no"
- 18: chalmers' mouth doesnt match up with what he's saying
- 19: wrong "yes" sound for skinner's line
- 20: chalmers says "i see" instead of "really"
- 21: chalmers doesnt say "i see" when skinner explains its an albany expression
- 22: canera zooms in and tils slightly when chalmers days the burgers are similar to krusty burgers
- 23: skinner goes "hoho" instead of "hohoho"
- 24: slow zoom in on chalmers
- 25: background noise is sizzling and screaming "help" instead of silence
- 26: skinner's enter and exit of the kitchen is faster
- 27: chalmers says wrong "yes" sound
- 28: added zooms in to chalmers
- 29; shorter payse before skinner says "no"
- 30: skinner says nothing instead of "no mother it's just the notthern lights"
- 31: skinners mom doesn't scream "help"
- 32: chalmers' walk is slower
- 33: skinner's thumbs up is sped up
im missing 4
did nobody else see the black suit when the door opens?
sure let's go, spoilers below the cut
1: doorbell pitched up
2: small pause added in "Superintended Chalmers- welcome!"
3: Chalmer's "Myeh..." sped up
4: Skinner's gasp at the burning oven turned into a second zoom
5: "Oh ye gods!" is now "NOOOOOOOOOOO"
6: sped up the turn after "but what if..."
7: added more (doubled?) laughs before "Delightfull devilish"
8: swoosh-like sound added to him setting the apron aside
9: changed the specific "SEEEYYYMOOOUUR!" to a "SKINNER!" yell (unsure how many to count this as, do I count the "wavey" effect? Do I count the removal of the song entirely? At least you know i thought of it i guess)
10: I think you slightly edited the transition into "-stretching my calves on the windowsill!"
11: Mirrored Chalmers asking about smoke
12: added footstep sounds to Skinner looking at the smoking stove
13: the second instance of "Steamed clams!" at the end was removed
14: Chalmers "myeh" added as he leaves kitchen
15: the xylophone(?) tune was edited as he runs to Krusty Burger and the shot extended so you can see him pause at the doors
16: moved the first two words of the "mouthwatering hamburgers" line to the end of the line
17: second "No" before the "I said steamed HAMS"
18: you changed the shot of Chalmers visibly used during the "...you call hamburgers Steamed Hams." line
19: Chalmers' "Reaaally?" changed to "I see."
20: There's an odd pop when he first mentions "Utica"? Was that always there? I'm counting it anyway.
21: and a similar pop in "albany expression"
22: and the "I see" is now missing from the end of this exchange.
23: Chalmers chewing lasts one "chew" too long
24: also it visibly tilts here
25: Reverb on Skinner's "Patented Skinner Burgers!" line through to his next "Yes!"
26: camera zoom as Chalmers points out the grill marks
27: Agnes yelling for help as the kitchen door starts smoking.
28: Skinner spends slightly less time in the burning kitchen
29: changed the "yes" voice clip used during "Yes, I should be-"
30: The zooms happen more frequently and in smaller increments during Chalmers' "Localized entirely..." moment
31: smaller pause before Skinner's refusal.
32: Skinner is perfectly content with a burning home.
33: the walkaway is slower and Agnes' yelling for help is absent
Given that i'm one over I might dismiss 20 as just a consequence of whatever source the base clip was pulled from or something
I’ve also noticed a few, the pitch is a bit higher when Seymour says “Ah” in the beginning and when he says “Delightly Devilish” the pitch is lowered and when Chalmers said “Aurora Borealis” he twitched a little, and Skinner’s thumbs up was a bit faster
The pure subtly is incredible yet apparent
Ones I noticed:
1. doorbell's pitched up.
2. a pause before "Welcome"
3. Chalmers speedwalking
4. the double zoom on the ruined roast instead of showing Seymour
5. the "Oh, ye gods" is replaced with "Noooooo!"
6. a quick speed-up after "but what if..."
7. one too many "oh-ho-ho"s
8. added movement sound effects in the window scene
9. no music
10. "Skinnerrrrr!" instead of "Seyyyymoooooour!"
11. horizontally flipped
12. missing "steamed clams!" after "Mmmmm"
13. the "myeh" feels off? maybe?
14. music cue is altered and repeated (pitched up)
15. "Superintendent" (and the accompaniment) is moved later
16. "No! No!" is off
17. wrong video part for that audio
18. "I see" is placed too early
19. too much chewing
20. tilt zoom
21. "Oh, no, patented Skinnerburgers" has an audio effect
22. slow zoom
23. "Heeeelp!" is too early
24. Skinner returns too early
25. "Yes- I should be" is edited
26. too long of a pause before "AURORA"
27. too many zooms
28. not enough of a pause before "........No."
29. lack of "No mother, it's just..."
30. too slow of a walk
31. thumbs-up shaking too fast? maybe?
Ah, dang, missed 6. Well done!
-Paintspot Infez
Wasabi!
I feel like I just watched a steamed hams video from a parallel universe.
I love how even the ones that are easy to notice are so subtle that if someone was watching this after seeing the original maybe once or twice a long time ago might seem to be in place still
Delightfully devilish
I’m on observation duty 7: An unforgettable luncheon
The fact that I'm familiar with this to the point where I know what’s wrong says a lot.
It's the Dutch angle that gets me, which is specifically made to indicate things as off-kilter.
I haven't gone back to check the original, so some of these may just be me being paranoid, but here we go
1. 0:02 walking sound effect added
2. 0:11 shot of chalmers walking is sped up
3. 0:16 completely different voice line for this shot
4. 0:20 knocking sound effect added
5. 0:23 seymour turning back to camera is sped up
6. 0:27 one of the "hoh"s is duplicated
7. 0:34 chalmers' "uh" is replaced with the one from later
8. 0:35 "SKINNERRR"
9. 0:55 jingle as seymour runs is extended
10: 0:57 music as seymour enters is louder
11. 0:58 "superintendent" is moved to the end of the sentence
12. 1:02 "no" is duplicated
13. 1:07 shot of chalmers is replaced with a different shot (I'm from Utica etc.), though the audio remains unchanged
14: 1:22 chalmers' "I see" is cut
15. 1:24 chalmers spends too long chewing
15. 1:29 - 1:35 slight reverb(?) added to the audio
16: 1:42 "Heeeelp"s from later added
17: 1:50 seymour spends less time in the kitchen
18: 1:55 different chalmers "yes"
19: 2:17 removed "no, mother, it's just the northern lights"
20. 2:26 removed "heeeelp"s
so I think I found about half of them
0:20 the extra footsteps is the best
2:15 sorry SKINNER JUST IGNORING HER AND SMILING MADE ME BUST UP LAUGHING
The perfectionist in me is *reeling* from this "imperfect" Steamed Ham footage.
every Steamed Hams is personalized
Man I've been watching one too many of these... I noticed every single one.. 😮
1:48 That was literally 1 second
This is an exhausting video to watch
This one's for the well-read.
1. The camera seems to nod up and down at the beginning.
2. There is a brief pause before Skinner says "welcome"
3. The "myeh" is sped up
4. There is an extra zoom to the oven instead of a shot of Skinner's face
5. Skinner shouts no instead of oh ye gods
6. Skinner ducks his head away from the window slightly faster
7. Skinner's laugh is extended by an extra "hoh"
8. there is an added whoosh sound to Skinner taking off his apron
9. Skinner and the superintendent intro is omitted entirely
10. Chalmers shouts Skinner differently
11. Skinner's stutter before mentioning stretching his calves is edited out
12. Chalmers' pointing shot is mirrored
13. Skinner's second utterance of steamed clams is omitted
14. Chalmers says myeh when exiting the kitchen
15: The end of the walking jingle is pitched up and extended
16. Skinner's sentence when offering the superintendent hamburgers is rearranged
17. Skinner says no differently
18. The animaton of chalmers talking about utica is reused when he first questions Skinner on steamed hams
19. Chalmers says "I see" before mentioning he is from Utica.
20. The "I see" after Skinner says it's an Albany expression is omitted however
21.the camera tilts and zooms slightly when Chalmers says that the burgers are from Krusty's
22. A "hoh" is deducted from Skinner's second laugh
23. a different "yes" is used after Chalmers says "for steamed hams?"
24. The camera slowly zooms in when Chalmes says that theyre obviously grilled
25. Agnes shouts help in the background far earlier than in the original scene.
26. Skinner's breather is shortened
27. A different yes is spliced in for chalmers when he is about to leave
28. Chalmers pauses briefly before shouting aurora borealis
29. the zooms on Chalmers' face are quicker and more subtle
30. Skinner hesitates less before answering no to Chalmers
31. Skinner doesn't answer Agnes' cry
32. Chalmers' walk is slower
33. Agnes doesn't shout help at the end, implying she is dead
34. Skinner vibrates his thumbs up faster
35. The fire truck is cut out
These are all the ones i noticed
I only saw Skinner's head & the top of the smoke, so I assumed the title was "Steamed Hams but Skinner pees on the roast" & he does exactly that, puts it on some plates & when Superintendent asks, he just says that the roast is lime flavored.
This feels like an episode of Spider-Man The Animated Series.
I think I'm having my first stroke.
This is one of the memes that will never die, like the drake format, I only wish the American dad speedrun intro meme from early 2019 survived
It would be a super play to upload a completely normal version of Steamed Hams with the same title.
i know the pinned comment has all of them but i havent clicked read all so lemme take a crack at it
- pitched up doorbell
- chalmers walks in the house faster
- the camera zooms in twice on the oven
- seymour yells differently
- i think when he leans away from the window its faster or something is cut
- extra swoosh sound when he takes off his apron
- in retrospect, the footstep sound effects through the video so far could be edited as well
- no theme song
- he yells "skinner" instead of "seymour"
- a little part of seymour's stutter is removed
- chalmers flip
- the second steamed clams is dead
- the little jingle when he leaves is different
- seymour's "superintendent i hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers" is flipped
- extra no
- different clip of chalmers when he says "you call hamberber steam ham"
- seymour says "i see" instead of "really"
- the actual "i see" is gone
- camera rotates when hes eating
- seymour's laugh is shortened
- the "yes" that seymour does is wrong
- seymour's mother screams too early
- seymour comes back from the fire room too soon
- chalmers does an incorrect yes
- he bites the burger too many times btw
- chalmers hesitates longer when hearing "arara barayelis"
- the camera zooms in too many times during the "at this time of day" rant
- seymour says yes too quickly
- seymour believes his mother is a schizophrenic hallucination and does not respond to her
- i also think they left slightly faster than normal
- chalmers walks away too slowly
- seymour's mother is dead
- you didnt include the 3 frames of firetruck at the end, if that doesnt count as an edit then i will sue
edit: GOLLY GARN IT i missed a few, i noticed the reverb but wasnt sure since i was watching this video as background noise and changing my comment when i noticed something
Oh, it's one of those Spot the Difference books!
Every copy of Steam Hams is personalized.
Find the anomalies, steamed hams edition
spot the difference video edition
Hmm yes lore of every copy of steamed hams is personalized momentum 100
That UA-cam Poop is bloody SPY!
A spot the difference for people who are online too often
the number 37 makes another appearance !
This feels like the difference between playing a retro game on the original hardware vs an emulator
I found 32 out of 37 on the first watch-through without looking at the comments.
The doorbell being in a different pitch sent me.
I love this idea.
1) 0:00
2) 0:03
3) 0:08
4) 0:14
5) 0:16
6) 0:22
7) 0:27
8) 0:31
9) 0:34
10) 0:41
11) 0:50
12) 0:55
13) 0:59
14) 1:01
15) 1:17
16) 1:22
17+18) 1:23 x2
19) 1:28
20) 1:29-1:35
21) 1:36-1:40
22) 1:42
23) 1:49
24) 1:55
25) 2:02
26) 2:18
27) 2:26
28) 2:27
this feels like an extremely watered down youtube poop
steamed hams mandela effect edition
Can comfirm that there are infact, 37 differences. Including the firetruck.
I've seen this fuckng bit so many times now, I'm pretty sure I got 'em all.
Let me see how many i can spot
1. 0:10 "ehh" is sped up
2. 0:14 oven was zoomed into twice
3. 0:17 "noooo" is incorrect. It should be "oh ye gods"
4. 0:22 standing up is sped up
Edit: it's actually sped up not there, but at then end of "What if?" and during the following pause
5. 0:28 is that an extra "ho"?
6. 0:31 wrong sound effect for apron i think.
7. 0:34 "SEYMOUR" yell changed to "Skinner!"
8. 0:37 there's a tiny jumpcut i think.
9. 0:40 mirrored screen
10. 0:50 second "Steamed clams!" is cut out
11. 0:52 Chalmers doesn't say "ehh" here
DAMN IT, i got 31 but most of my edits didn't save
When the shrooms were just a little bit more than a microdose.
A lot of comments that the doorbell is pitched up slightly. I’m 99% sure it’s the entire clip
0:31 lbp hop sound :D
It felt so off that it singlehandedly crashed my application.
Good work!
Me, before I watched this: I know the Steamed Hams off by heart
Me, after watching this: I hate everything
I don't know why the echo edit is the one that made me laugh, but it is
good stuff, i just feel lots of the edits are not subtle enough, so it doesn't really feel a little off, it feels like it moved 10 meters
Steamed Hams except it's in a neighboring alternate universe.
I’ve been getting a lot of steamed hams stuff on my homepage recently
I like how a lot of these different wouldn’t seem too out of place or obvious had you not seen the original before.
Devilishly delightful.
"why is the number 37 everywhere" by veritasium
Alternate title: Steamed Hams but the video is a mandela county alternate
That's actually pretty good
I've seen this clip too many times. I caught 34 of them
I think the title's a trick to make it feel even more off because you can't find them all..
A YTP that isn't chaotic
The fact that he didn't say steamed clams a second time makes me irrationally mad
anyone else notice that chalmer's eyes seem to move differently in the kitchen scene?
This entire video triggered my OCD i never knew I had
37 Short Edits From Steamed Hams
I counted 20 on my first viewing.
I recognized 29 of them…