Italian Election: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Опубліковано 24 лют 2018
  • Italy is in the throes of a turbulent race to elect a new prime minister. John Oliver discusses the colorful contenders and introduces an equally ridiculous candidate.
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  • @jamiekamihachi3135
    @jamiekamihachi3135 5 років тому +8538

    I would love to see a 5 minute video of the HBO budget department reacting to the requests from John’s show.

    • @kgfes
      @kgfes 5 років тому +275

      Imagine the experience of being in the studio audience

    • @swiley223
      @swiley223 5 років тому +128

      They got that westerosy gold pouring in .....next year might be a different story.

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 5 років тому +112

      @@WolfRider2002 He managed to get a giant, explosive, glass "2016" and blow it up in a stadium as well

    • @jessebananasaurus1526
      @jessebananasaurus1526 4 роки тому +65

      @@jemiebridges3197 It won't do any good. She don't give a fuck.

    • @rubilenedoe-jewel2081
      @rubilenedoe-jewel2081 4 роки тому +3

      Me too

  • @JimFortune
    @JimFortune 6 років тому +1199

    "I am far from your worst option." What a campaign slogan!

    • @evilotto9200
      @evilotto9200 6 років тому +24

      ... and last call pickup line

    • @ripsumrall8018
      @ripsumrall8018 6 років тому +30

      "What do you have to lose?" - Donald Trump

    • @kevinmcclintock4613
      @kevinmcclintock4613 6 років тому +20

      Rip Sumrall Morgan Freeman: “The people soon learned that they had a lot to lose”

    • @PrimeCo129
      @PrimeCo129 6 років тому +3

      Didn't Guatemala's current president use that slogan? Ni corrupto ni ladron - neither corrupt or a thief xD

    • @BigDangerous311
      @BigDangerous311 6 років тому +7

      I feel like that's going to be the slogan of whoever runs against that idiot Trump in 2020.

  • @silvia2516
    @silvia2516 3 роки тому +2202

    Greetings John Oliver, we are currently looking for a Prime Minister for the THIRD TIME since this video. Are you still available?
    Hugs and kisses
    From Italy

    • @jnkiee
      @jnkiee 3 роки тому +18

      😂

    • @petrichor259
      @petrichor259 3 роки тому +67

      Why do you change PM so often? I am sorry for my lack of knowledge.

    • @silvia2516
      @silvia2516 3 роки тому +64

      @@petrichor259 that is actually a really good question... RAGA AIUTATEMI (->"guys, help" )

    • @giuseppecatalano670
      @giuseppecatalano670 3 роки тому +88

      @@petrichor259 Because we never know who we want or what we want; we just follow the party whose leader has been the most on TV in search of a strong leader who makes us feel safe, until we realize things are not as simple as they depicted, and that everyone has their own responsibilities as part of a social system, so we have to find another one... Repeat these steps more or less every year

    • @sw1nkz50
      @sw1nkz50 3 роки тому +15

      I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you guys that none of mussolini's grandchildren get elected

  • @ryanluther5785
    @ryanluther5785 4 роки тому +4367

    HBO Producer, weeping: John, please, we can't get you a lamb and an old Italian game show set.
    John: *_i r e q u i r e t h e m f o r m y s h o w ._*
    HBO Producer, still weeping: John, please...
    John: *_f e t c h m e a l a m b ._*

    • @northchurch753
      @northchurch753 4 роки тому +202

      John: *WHERE'S THE LAMB?!*

    • @Jellygamer0
      @Jellygamer0 4 роки тому +72

      @@northchurch753 sauce

    • @northchurch753
      @northchurch753 4 роки тому +38

      @@Jellygamer0 I took out the sauce because we're talking about an actual lamb

    • @Jellygamer0
      @Jellygamer0 4 роки тому +25

      @@northchurch753 shhhhhhhhhhh, senor...

    • @AnonymousXeno
      @AnonymousXeno 4 роки тому +61

      Not another sacrifice John, that’s the third one this week!

  • @Leandrodalcanto
    @Leandrodalcanto 6 років тому +2618

    Italian here. Just updating the situation: we are still without a government
    arrivederci

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 5 років тому +119

      Leandro Dal Canto American here. Fuck this timeline. That is all.

    • @rocksnrolls
      @rocksnrolls 4 роки тому +120

      @@malikoniousjoe I'm British, I agree. I suggest we try to erase this timeline

    • @romandarius6041
      @romandarius6041 4 роки тому +5

      GOD BLESS METTEO SALVINI!

    • @BadCooper
      @BadCooper 4 роки тому +77

      Italian here, we really don't know wtf to do
      P.s Roman Darius pls, just please, shut up

    • @romandarius6041
      @romandarius6041 4 роки тому +1

      @@BadCooper If the border of Italy is protected by Metteo Salvini, that means less jobs for Africans and more jobs for Italians. Less welfare more Africans and more money for Italians.

  • @williamsexton1389
    @williamsexton1389 5 років тому +3258

    John Oliver to HBO: Alright so for the next episode we're gonna need a lamb, a set of an old Italian game show, and a remote control volcano
    HBO: ......

  • @michelesantolini4342
    @michelesantolini4342 3 роки тому +1382

    Watching it as an Italian is both hilarious and depressing

    • @noemiv8248
      @noemiv8248 3 роки тому +8

      già

    • @annamaria__
      @annamaria__ 3 роки тому +8

      Hell of an experience, I confirm

    • @6XenYang9
      @6XenYang9 3 роки тому +6

      Watching Jonh Oliver saing such stupid things about my contry is only depressing.

    • @noemiv8248
      @noemiv8248 3 роки тому +32

      @@6XenYang9 ma che dici? ha detto solo la verità. L'unica cosa deprimente è la realtà in cui viviamo

    • @6XenYang9
      @6XenYang9 3 роки тому +1

      @@noemiv8248 Che lo sia non c'è dubbio ma non di certo per i motivi che quel demente ha esposto.. fascismo ma mi faccia il piacere!

  • @dejanjovanovski1686
    @dejanjovanovski1686 3 роки тому +1297

    "When the queen invites you to a party, you go to the party. When Berlusconi invites to a party its probably wise to say you've fallen ill" -David Cameron, British PM

    • @ElBulPagani
      @ElBulPagani 3 роки тому +87

      That’s cause cameron prefers fucking pigs

    • @antonioscendrategattico2302
      @antonioscendrategattico2302 3 роки тому +46

      @@ElBulPagani And Berlusconi just wouldn't put out

    • @SizzleMontyjing
      @SizzleMontyjing 3 роки тому +25

      @@antonioscendrategattico2302 Nonsense, Berlusconi is physically incapable of not putting out

    • @howler6490
      @howler6490 2 роки тому +6

      And this from a corrupt,millionaire liar...no shame, Cameron.

    • @oscaralegre3683
      @oscaralegre3683 2 роки тому +2

      what does that mean?

  • @matteoCapa96
    @matteoCapa96 5 років тому +979

    One year later and here in Italy i think that the Vespa with a tank top would be the very best choice right now

  • @MadHatter_920
    @MadHatter_920 6 років тому +407

    That fake game show skit really makes me think John Oliver should play the lead in an Austin Powers revival.

    • @StellaFangX
      @StellaFangX 6 років тому +7

      That or playing in a Pudgemont's biopic.

    • @notoyaarthur1990
      @notoyaarthur1990 6 років тому +7

      Lol I was thinking the exact same thing. He so looks like Austin powers there

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 6 років тому

      i'd watch that.

    • @igunashiodesu
      @igunashiodesu 6 років тому

      Fuck... great casting choice

    • @benjaminglover3870
      @benjaminglover3870 6 років тому

      🙏🙏🙏

  • @adrielsebastian5216
    @adrielsebastian5216 3 роки тому +379

    For those wondering what the correct answer is for Renzi's Wheel of Fortune episode, it's _un mare di neve_ (a sea of snow)

    • @jsinghvishal
      @jsinghvishal 2 роки тому +12

      Thanks … I was wondering what the correct answer was …

    • @samrey1803
      @samrey1803 2 роки тому +2

      Me too. Is that an Italian phrase?

    • @ilpuntodigf
      @ilpuntodigf 2 роки тому +7

      @@samrey1803 nah it's just a phrase

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 2 роки тому

      Thank you, I have been wondering that for more than three years!

    • @themax2848
      @themax2848 2 роки тому

      Damn I would’ve said seal, boo me

  • @austinemms9772
    @austinemms9772 11 місяців тому +217

    Back here after Silvio Berlusconi passed away. My condolences go out to his volcano in this very tough time.

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp 6 місяців тому +11

      who's going to alarm the neighbors with it now? 😢

  • @tvftw1
    @tvftw1 6 років тому +196

    "If you don't know where I'm going with this, you've clearly never seen this fucking show before"

  • @Nameless_mixes
    @Nameless_mixes 6 років тому +1546

    John Oliver’s resume:
    -Queen of Television
    -King of Italy
    😂😂😂

    • @jaives
      @jaives 6 років тому +93

      you forgot Founder of the religious sect: Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption

    • @drpepperman2765
      @drpepperman2765 6 років тому +35

      JVee Veneracion Praise Be.
      John Oliver has about as many titles as Danaerys Targaryen

    • @JSmusiqalthinka
      @JSmusiqalthinka 6 років тому +3

      Italy doesn't use a king

    • @ameyagokhale5123
      @ameyagokhale5123 6 років тому +3

      Elyria That's Stephen Colbert

    • @funnytube4316
      @funnytube4316 6 років тому +2

      Do watch my new funny video - Ultimate SPORTS FAILS ...... you will love it :)

  • @jesus-of-cheeses
    @jesus-of-cheeses 3 роки тому +2289

    Cut to 2020: an Italian comedian makes a video about how insane the US election is.

    • @francescapatti2934
      @francescapatti2934 3 роки тому +201

      Italy: UNO reverse card.

    • @valentinazanon5982
      @valentinazanon5982 3 роки тому +57

      Wait who Is It? Crozza?

    • @alessandrocoatti5186
      @alessandrocoatti5186 3 роки тому +44

      @polla YT questo è un certificato momento crozza

    • @Pomoscorzo
      @Pomoscorzo 3 роки тому +43

      I had said years ago that if Trump would be elected, Italy need not be ashamed of Berlusconi any more... 😁

    • @alessandrocoatti5186
      @alessandrocoatti5186 3 роки тому +34

      @@Pomoscorzo they are both shames on their country

  • @Quintusblake
    @Quintusblake 3 роки тому +354

    Sometimes, on cool summer nights, I like to take long walks and ponder what the world might look like today if John Oliver had somehow been elected the prime minister of Italy.

    • @bridgetbinion8494
      @bridgetbinion8494 2 роки тому +2

      We wouldn't have to worry about John Oliver lying to us.

    • @j.bat.8235
      @j.bat.8235 Рік тому +13

      Honestly? Coming here from 2023, with Meloni and her fascist friends at the helm, I guess we would be better off - by far

  • @StefanoManiero
    @StefanoManiero 6 років тому +737

    Dear John, I'm an italian 18 year old boy who's voting for his first time. How good is that?
    Now, you seem to understand the awful Fasta Frimavera we're on, so please, PLEASE, save us from destruction (or Berlusconi (or both)).
    P.S. I'd probabily vote for you man
    ...and I shouldn't be thinking this...

    • @deborah9738
      @deborah9738 6 років тому +30

      Whether you turn to, you just find people who, in good conscience, shouldn't even be running in politics, really. So, at the end of the day, it does looks like John is our least ridiculous candidate.

    • @giuseppepaolo1616
      @giuseppepaolo1616 6 років тому +9

      GentleHoney the Supreme is the only choice

    • @Carlitow
      @Carlitow 6 років тому +8

      Stefano Maniero siamo nella merda, my friend.

    • @StefanoManiero
      @StefanoManiero 6 років тому +35

      Abhishek Jain
      Man, we are basically screwed. Our chooses are:
      -a guy who resembles Sid from the Ice Age (Renzi),
      -a man whose party used to proclaim that northern Italy should be indipendent until they realized that people in the south can vote too (Salvini),
      -a rapist whose only difference with Trump is his hair-color (Berlusconi),
      -a former baby whose only attitude is insulting anyone else (Di Maio).
      Ohh yes, I'm hoping to hide in a grave.
      Very soon.

    • @merylsilverburgh8081
      @merylsilverburgh8081 6 років тому +17

      Man, I´m sorry for you, this must be nervewrecking AF. :( BUT as crazy as it sounds..... to be able to vote for John Oliver, thanks to a loophole, could be an opportunity for your generation to show that you have had it with this political system. I know I´m kind of a dreamer but... pleeeeaaaase don´t get yourself an italien Hitler. The italian youth has to stop this nightmare, man. :/ I believe in you!

  • @noty2137
    @noty2137 6 років тому +1139

    Don't you dare take your words back, I better see your name in the goddamn candidate list

    • @gansheit
      @gansheit 6 років тому +22

      Go fuck yourself.

    • @jpxyUA
      @jpxyUA 6 років тому +1

      Preach!

    • @stefanetienney2666
      @stefanetienney2666 5 років тому +2

      Funny Tube fuck off

    • @botigamer9011
      @botigamer9011 5 років тому +4

      Did he appear on the ballot?

    • @Aster-ORIME
      @Aster-ORIME 4 роки тому +5

      No he didn't, but I feel like he would have done much better

  • @MrNimbus420
    @MrNimbus420 4 роки тому +143

    "I am far from your worst choice" that line alone would actually gain you the elections in Argentina

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 2 місяці тому

      Hehe, well this election y'all voted for the worst option it seems

  • @LorenzoFerrariarea00
    @LorenzoFerrariarea00 6 років тому +845

    You got my vote Giovanni Oliviero!

    • @romandarius6041
      @romandarius6041 4 роки тому +2

      Lorenzo, John will turn Italy into London. Where have all the whites gone to?

    • @Thefamilychannel723
      @Thefamilychannel723 4 роки тому +6

      @@romandarius6041 they mixed with other races. So now in London there are a lot of mixed races. The whites didn’t disappeare, they evolved.

    • @romandarius6041
      @romandarius6041 4 роки тому +2

      @@Thefamilychannel723Whites left London because they want to be around their own kind. Next you will be telling me that Mugabe of Zimbabwe did not take the farms away from white people and gave them to black people.

    • @romandarius6041
      @romandarius6041 4 роки тому +2

      @@Thefamilychannel723 Black Liberia has a black only immigration policy, and you dreams we whites are going to mix with you.

    • @Thefamilychannel723
      @Thefamilychannel723 4 роки тому

      @@romandarius6041 you are wright, the whites are the most oppressed people in the world. Poor whites ...

  • @tiptoes_
    @tiptoes_ 6 років тому +594

    Lord Buckethead for Italian prime minister, let's make it happen

    • @johnny_eth
      @johnny_eth 6 років тому +2

      He already too busy with being the british PM.

    • @thexalon
      @thexalon 6 років тому +12

      No, the Brits still need Lord Buckethead to take over for Theresa May!

    • @MCNarret
      @MCNarret 6 років тому +8

      Why not do all three?

    • @kennethferrell3275
      @kennethferrell3275 6 років тому

      Oh goodness I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought about Lord Buckethead

    • @ryanfriedman4329
      @ryanfriedman4329 6 років тому

      Francisco Echaniz vice prime minister should be John Oliver!! 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

  • @toreta4980
    @toreta4980 3 роки тому +645

    I love how John sometimes bring up false images of something and let us know a moment later it's false. That makes me think I should think twice, not just straight out believe anything, when I see something on TV.

    • @irkaboysen8713
      @irkaboysen8713 2 роки тому +5

      Very good point!!!

    • @trivialtrav
      @trivialtrav 2 роки тому

      While this sounds good, the problem is people use this concept as an excuse to never believe anything. People will flat out refuse to believe basic facts under the guise of "free thinking".
      Conspiracy theorists who claim things like Sandy Hook never happened also believe they're just being healthily skeptical of the news.
      Skepticism does not mean immediately labeling everything on the news a lie.

  • @boredperson8x
    @boredperson8x 4 роки тому +177

    This man is so EXTRA and it’s just perfect. I really think the work that John and his writers do is criminally underrated and under appreciated.

    • @rohitr9400
      @rohitr9400 3 роки тому +1

      Not underappreciated. He has his Emmys..

  • @federicagualtieri5469
    @federicagualtieri5469 6 років тому +718

    **laugh**
    **Suddenly remember that I am Italian.**
    **cry**
    #JohnOliverForPresident

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 6 років тому +8

      Isn’t it prime minister?

    • @Mimiki203
      @Mimiki203 6 років тому +1

      Jeff B no he's a US citizen. That being said because he's an immigrant he can't be president.

    • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
      @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 6 років тому +18

      **cries in Italian**

    • @riccardopandolfi179
      @riccardopandolfi179 6 років тому +2

      Jeff B technically “Presidente del Consiglio”.

    • @chiaretta9839
      @chiaretta9839 6 років тому +2

      Jeff B no, in Italy we have a president because we are a Republic. We had prime ministers when we had kings

  • @Gongasoso
    @Gongasoso 6 років тому +1803

    Italy stands in a crossroads. On one side, a joke. On the other, a fascist.
    America solved this by combining the two.

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 6 років тому +202

      we're efficient like that

    • @geekygoggles628
      @geekygoggles628 6 років тому +152

      I'd be offended if you weren't absolutely correct.

    • @dreadpirateroberts4764
      @dreadpirateroberts4764 6 років тому +23

      Android 19 trump isn't a Fascist

    • @ChristomirRackov
      @ChristomirRackov 6 років тому +66

      Yeah, he's only a Nazi...

    • @SonoftheAllfather
      @SonoftheAllfather 6 років тому +40

      Trump is economically a business Democrat. He isn't pursuing hardly any social reform. He's just anti-mass unfettered immigration, which is totally reasonable at this point. Leftists are so fucking dumb, they want a populist welfare state, open borders and multiculturalism and they can't seem to conceptualize that those things can't exist simultaneously and be sustainable. Anyone with a brain can see this, but Leftists remain cognitively dissonant. Then they label anyone that points out the flaws in this logic and argues against it a fascist and a Nazi. It's unspeakably inane and juvenile.

  • @seand1011
    @seand1011 11 місяців тому +9

    Came back to this after Silvio Berlusconi died today at 86

  • @ryanfriedman4329
    @ryanfriedman4329 11 місяців тому +21

    I came here after hearing the news of Silvio Berlusconi’s death. I’m not sad for him.

  • @mirzaahmed6589
    @mirzaahmed6589 6 років тому +583

    Watching Jeremy Paxman say "unfuckable lard arse" is the best thing ever.

    • @notdaveschannel9843
      @notdaveschannel9843 4 роки тому +23

      I'm genuinely gobsmacked that I hadn't seen that before.

    • @carolinegcooke
      @carolinegcooke 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @anse7288
      @anse7288 4 роки тому +5

      Oh, and in Italiano it is "culona inchiavabile"

    • @richardmendez1702
      @richardmendez1702 4 роки тому +3

      It confused me, that title belongs to tRump have you seen photos of our fearless leader playing golf.

    • @TheNinthGenerarion
      @TheNinthGenerarion 4 роки тому +1

      Richard Mendez oh you mean 80% of his presidency?

  • @Distruptor18
    @Distruptor18 6 років тому +211

    It's snowing in Rome and John Oliver made a show about Italian elections.
    I do not believe in coincidences.

  • @thelonelyelephant
    @thelonelyelephant 4 роки тому +97

    i think we should let the vespa in the tank top try for a bit

  • @emermbiemer302
    @emermbiemer302 4 роки тому +67

    Berlusconi is the real life quagmire from family guy lol

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 4 роки тому +2

      What do you think inspired Seth Macfarlane?

  • @paoloscaratti1094
    @paoloscaratti1094 5 років тому +3545

    “Under the Italian law the governement coalition can pick a random jackass who has nothing to do with this campaign as Prime Minister”
    IT LITERALLY WENT THAT WAY!🙈

    • @neilothee4966
      @neilothee4966 4 роки тому +23

      Paolo Scaratti who won?

    • @shiki0309
      @shiki0309 4 роки тому +384

      @@neilothee4966 Basically, no one. The Lega and M5S had an agreement and picked a "random jackass" as Prime Minister, because they had the majority of votes. Now they are "working together", the situation's pretty bad though

    • @romandarius6041
      @romandarius6041 4 роки тому +31

      Metteo Salvini is protecting the borders of Italy, so I love him

    • @nessuno3783
      @nessuno3783 4 роки тому +151

      @@romandarius6041 sì ci protegge da pericolosissimi striscioni ahahahah

    • @peterdafox
      @peterdafox 4 роки тому +100

      @@romandarius6041 Protecting from who?

  • @sebaseba6710
    @sebaseba6710 6 років тому +1429

    as an Italian I wouldn't mind being represented by a Vespa
    John Oliver for president!

    • @IgotDis14
      @IgotDis14 6 років тому +8

      But what if it wassnt wearing a top tank?

    • @franxx941
      @franxx941 6 років тому +56

      A vespa would be an improvement, we are so fked...

    • @SomeOne1121
      @SomeOne1121 6 років тому +42

      Vespa > Salvini

    • @sebaseba6710
      @sebaseba6710 6 років тому +4

      IgotDis14 I would still accept it

    • @marinarosario8855
      @marinarosario8855 6 років тому +3

      What is it that you have agains being represented by a fiat 500?

  • @ninahiatt294
    @ninahiatt294 3 роки тому +26

    John Oliver saying Arrivederci in a British accent was much funnier than I thought it would be.

  • @ThompterSHunson
    @ThompterSHunson 3 роки тому +38

    _"The Forrest Gump of human misery"_ LOOOL! 😂😂😂

  • @hannahplas2495
    @hannahplas2495 6 років тому +631

    Nobody says the word "cool" better than John Oliver👌🏻😂

    • @natalielatta6552
      @natalielatta6552 6 років тому +11

      Hannah Plas it's nothing compared to his "dope" in the Ivanka/Jared segment

    • @julian3365
      @julian3365 6 років тому

      Kwuele

    • @shadowX50
      @shadowX50 6 років тому +3

      no one says "condom" better than him.

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 6 років тому +1

      No one says "Eminem" better than him. Not even Kiwis.

    • @nicholasmanley6891
      @nicholasmanley6891 6 років тому

      eeemeneeem

  • @Domnom22
    @Domnom22 6 років тому +391

    "he is the Forrest Gump of human misery"
    -John Oliver

    • @avigutierrez8948
      @avigutierrez8948 6 років тому +5

      Well said. Maybe pence is bubba just saying😏

    • @BenDaviesFC
      @BenDaviesFC 6 років тому +1

      domnom 2288 he is TRULY your quite is incorrect FIX IT

    • @1Dyermaker
      @1Dyermaker 6 років тому

      avi gutierrez That makes no sense.

    • @Xenomorpheus429
      @Xenomorpheus429 6 років тому

      1 Minute Cuber *you're

    • @love-hammer
      @love-hammer 6 років тому +2

      Similar story except Forrest was a veteran, started his own business, exercised regularly, and probably had a better handle of the English language.

  • @animeXcaso
    @animeXcaso 4 роки тому +318

    Just make Piero Angela king of Italy and Roman Emperor

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 4 роки тому +319

    Who's here after Conte resigned?
    (Also, I just realized that the governing coalition did, in fact, "pick a non-politician who's had nothing to do with this campaign so far", "some random jackass that Italy has never heard of". So let's hope they pick John Oliver this time!)

    • @Rankidu
      @Rankidu 4 роки тому +4

      Yes he absolutely predicted the future in that statement

    • @annalusenti9713
      @annalusenti9713 4 роки тому +6

      At least he can speak english ( and yes, I'am talking about YOU Di Maio!

    • @RebelRossi
      @RebelRossi 4 роки тому +7

      That is completely false. Italy is a parliamentary republic, not a presidential democracy, and that's why the prime minister is not elected. It doesn't compare in power or functions to the POTUS.
      Despite this fact Giuseppe Conte had plenty to do with the campaign because for the first time in our history, a party announced his government candidates before the elections, and therefore 5 star voters knew him, even though he took Di Maio's leading place.

    • @jakpraho
      @jakpraho 4 роки тому +5

      do not worry my friend. He's back!

    • @samfreeman2839
      @samfreeman2839 4 роки тому +8

      Dario Pedicini you are right too bad Salvini didn’t know that Italy is a parliamentary republic. He should have done his homework instead of playing dj at the beach with dancing showgirls

  • @Valtry85
    @Valtry85 6 років тому +159

    As an italian, what really makes me sad is that he's right: he's far from our worst option.

    • @francescoquaglia4061
      @francescoquaglia4061 6 років тому +10

      Valtry85 la cosa allucinante è che hai capito la situazione lui in America, mentre milioni di italiani credono alle fake news e al populismo

    • @Valtry85
      @Valtry85 6 років тому

      Veramente tristissimo...

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 6 років тому +1

      He's stil a baby he doesn't have any wisdom upstairs.

    • @pomiisodst
      @pomiisodst 6 років тому +1

      at least you don't have orbán

  • @cinefacts.
    @cinefacts. 6 років тому +1823

    this is so embarrassing, and so funny, and so horrible, and so hilarious, and so frightening, and as an italian I WANNA CRY NOW.

    • @thatonegirl531
      @thatonegirl531 6 років тому +96

      Yeah, welcome to the US's world

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 6 років тому +15

      You mean you can't see through the lies in this video? Maybe when you are older and wiser, you will.

    • @vba961
      @vba961 6 років тому +29

      Ti capisco fin troppo bene.
      I feel the same.

    • @Crimsonraziel
      @Crimsonraziel 6 років тому +7

      Maybe you want to enlighten him before the election?

    • @deby9229
      @deby9229 6 років тому +20

      Teo, siamo tutti nella stessa barca. Piangere è l'unica cosa che possiamo fare, per adesso

  • @huaweinovay9095
    @huaweinovay9095 11 місяців тому +13

    Who's here after hearing that Berlusconi's dead?

  • @matteoar
    @matteoar 3 роки тому +125

    Update on Italy: the random jackass who had nothing to do with the campaign that was picked as Prime Minister by the government coalition (composed of 5 Stars and League) was picked again as Prime Minister after Salvini tried to take down the government last August and make the electors vote again due to projection polls showing him as favorite and 5 Stars (that of the two was the majority component) decided to make a new coalition with the Democratic Party.
    And yeah, before anyone asks, Berlusconi is still here, volcano and all.

    • @superpippo93x
      @superpippo93x 3 роки тому +9

      Oh, so THAT'S what happened! With the rest of the world being on fire and the news being EXCLUSIVELY about Covid lately I had totally lost track of the political landscape.
      Same old, same old.
      Grazie mille, proteggiti come puoi, e buona giornata!

    • @LRTOTAL
      @LRTOTAL 3 роки тому +11

      ​@@superpippo93x The "random jackass" choesen turned out to be better than the leaders italians could vote for, surprisingly. Or maybe unsurprisingly.
      Now Conte's second government is basically over, because Matteo Renzi exited the majority coalition (wait, wasn't Renzi supposed to be gone from politics forever? He said so before losing his referendum...). The majority coalition lacks 18 senators, leaving Italy in deep crap during a pandemic:
      Vaccinations campaign just started, ~209B€ from the EU Recovery Fund to invest in our future hopefully without wasting any of it.
      So we don't know what's going to happen yet. Will Conte get a third chance to govern italy by finding 18 random senators? Or will John Oliver step in to save us? Who knows!
      You'll find out on next episode of... ua-cam.com/video/AeIyNHyeC4g/v-deo.html
      P.S.:
      To be completely fair, Conte isn't 100.0% random, as he was presented as a minister by M5S in the campaign before the 2018 election, although he was not and still isn't member of any party. But it was really funny to hear John Oliver "forseeing" that our prime minister would be chosen at "random".😂

    • @sindaco710
      @sindaco710 3 роки тому +2

      @@LRTOTAL È stato sicuramente il male peggiore, difatti il problema non è sicuramente conte ma i parlamentari e senatori votati nel 2018, potrei fare una lista di persone che dovrebbero essere a spalare la neve anzichè avere potere, che siano di destra o di sinistra o dei 5 stelle
      Mamma mia che paese del cazzo

  • @SirVanhan
    @SirVanhan 6 років тому +575

    As an Italian, I accept John Oliver as my president.

    • @LDAnima
      @LDAnima 6 років тому +8

      I don't he is a moron

    • @NoMementoMori
      @NoMementoMori 6 років тому +25

      John Oliver still more sane than most of the candidates shown here

    • @alexsim3540
      @alexsim3540 6 років тому +17

      Cazzu Cazzu di Scimmia Satire hits you hard I see, which of your beloved politician did he mock to offend you? 😂

    • @bajablast2271
      @bajablast2271 6 років тому

      Memento Mori nope!

    • @PA0L0REFUT0
      @PA0L0REFUT0 6 років тому

      Agree

  • @Sundae-Sundae
    @Sundae-Sundae 6 років тому +236

    As an Italian, I love seeing Italy from a foreigner's perspective, it must be extremely interesting. And John Oliver is amazing.

    • @larrywildman4381
      @larrywildman4381 6 років тому +3

      Amazing ignorant and blatantly leftish propaganda.

    • @Tracymmo
      @Tracymmo 6 років тому +9

      I've always found Italian politics baffling. From the sheer number of parties and the positions covering a huge range of philosophies to the turnover of prime ministers, it seems chaotic. Then there was/is Berlusconi. Irish comedian Dylan Moran said that he's so crooked he sleeps on a spiral staircase and that every time he smiles an angel gets gonnorhea.

    • @Sundae-Sundae
      @Sundae-Sundae 6 років тому +15

      Larry Wildman I honestly don't see the problem, everyone is entitled their opinions. It might be easier for me because I mostly agree with him, but - although his political opinions are blatant, as you say - he joked also on left and "neither left nor right" parties. Plus, I don't think that despising racial/sexual discrimination should be only a "leftist" thing.

    • @Sundae-Sundae
      @Sundae-Sundae 6 років тому +4

      Tracymmo I know, right? When it comes to Politics, in order to maintain your sanity, you have to pretend you are an alien and watch everything from the distance as if you were observing a totally different species doing their things.

    • @tomewyrmdraconus837
      @tomewyrmdraconus837 6 років тому +5

      But the far-right makes itself so easy to make fun of. Sure the left fucks up too (all the time, maybe even more often than the Right because "stay on course" fucks up less often than trying something new), but find me a leftist as easy to make fun of as Trump. I'm not a fan of the Corporate States of America, so the Democrats earn plenty of ire from me. Obama didn't manage to close Guantanamo... despite the fact that he easily could have in his last year when "bi-partisan cooperation" stopped needing to be applicable for the future. Then you look at Fox & Friends or Breitbart, and the near complete lack of facts instead of opinions couched as facts. I'm a centrist, and I'm a leftist in the USA!
      Honestly I hope the Republican Party's sub-groups implode and we can develop either an actual moderate party, or a center-left and center-right, by drawing off the moderates from the Democrats to join the moderate Republicans and neoconservatives. Leaving the Christian Right, Libertarians, and Traditionalists for the Republican Party, and the Socialists, Progressives, and Liberals to the Democrats. But that would probably require voting reform... which probably won't happen sadly.

  • @paltry7415
    @paltry7415 11 місяців тому +9

    10:27 for the crab partygoers

  • @jacopostringara6102
    @jacopostringara6102 4 роки тому +58

    Probably not the first to point this out but... not only is Di Maio only 31 years old but his one and only job before becoming a politician was being the snack guy at Napoli's soccer stadium. Soooo... you be the judge my friend.

    • @toffonardi7037
      @toffonardi7037 4 роки тому

      fake news demo berlusconi's tv channels and newspapers

    • @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
      @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I've just checked. That's not true. He was an apprentice journalist, and worked as a webmaster (maintains websites) and also the drinks seller at that stadium. Still not great, but not entirely accurate.

  • @JackoSasha
    @JackoSasha 6 років тому +309

    Italian here, #VoteForJohnOliver

    • @Ygr3ku
      @Ygr3ku 6 років тому +5

      If he would join the race, I'll call all my friends in Italy and ask them to vote for Oliver! Not even joking.

    • @andreatuscano6923
      @andreatuscano6923 6 років тому +1

      another one here, go john!

    • @DumitruGrubii
      @DumitruGrubii 6 років тому

      YOU HAVE MY VOTE!

    • @blueversf8812
      @blueversf8812 6 років тому +1

      John Oliver presidente del consiglio!

    • @krellmithond
      @krellmithond 6 років тому

      Absolutely! #VoteForJohnOliver

  • @iosonogerva1989
    @iosonogerva1989 6 років тому +417

    You are forgetting about our glorious supreme leader Paolo Gentle Honey.

    • @user-ki4bg4ke9g
      @user-ki4bg4ke9g 6 років тому +9

      *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

    • @Drobexxx
      @Drobexxx 6 років тому +19

      You meant Gentile Clooney... he's so handsome, probably one of the 10 sexiest men on earth

    • @anitamusayo9865
      @anitamusayo9865 6 років тому +42

      The gentaglia is everywhere

    • @martymitch8375
      @martymitch8375 6 років тому +13

      Andrea Florini Alessandro Masala's fan spotted! Gentaglia is love, gentaglia is life.

    • @iosonogerva1989
      @iosonogerva1989 6 років тому +6

      I wasn't aware that BreakingItaly is working for our great cause (i know the guy cause i used to watch it some years ago). I come from the super secret coup organization to seal our beloved great leader as supreme leader of our world.

  • @s0larb0wl87
    @s0larb0wl87 4 роки тому +148

    Several people in the audience know Italian. They laughed before Oliver translated “Vaffanculo Day”

    • @cmyk8964
      @cmyk8964 2 роки тому +6

      I mean, I can’t speak Italian but do know that “vaffanculo” is a rude insult. Some people like to look up swear words in other languages :>

    • @samrey1803
      @samrey1803 2 роки тому +2

      Ever seen the show "friends"? Joey does that to Chandler.

  • @fonkia
    @fonkia 3 роки тому +128

    Quick recap of what happened in Italy in these past 2 years:
    - elections resulted in a three-party victory which made really difficult to form an actual governement
    -5 star (33%) movement formed an alliance with far right party Lega(17%), putting G. Conte as prime minster
    - The alliance fell one and a half year later. Pact was broken by Lega, now at 34% in polls. Basically drained 5star electoral base
    - Renzi left the Democratic Party, creating a new small party, Italia Viva right after forming an alliance between DP(19%) and 5star to create a second governement, led by Conte
    - pandemic came and it was a huge mess
    - at the beginning of 2021, Renzi made the governement collapse for literally no apparent reasons.
    - after another hard three weeks, Mario Draghi (former BCE president) was called by our president to become prime minister. He's now leading a governement that is basically held together by all parties joined
    - far right wants to go to elections though. But here's the catch: parlament can't be sent home in the 6 months prior to the next President election. This period starts in August, so DP wants to hold on to avoid Legs and their alliance to elect the new president through the parliament.
    Curious to see what's gonna happen, while we are still in the middle of a pandemic and far right is probably going to crush everybody else in next elections..that should be in 2023..or not?
    Btw, 68 governements in 73 years, yay

    • @cliffordbanes2271
      @cliffordbanes2271 3 роки тому +6

      Thanks for the update it was very tough to Navigate through the complicated stuff

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 3 роки тому +5

      Wow, what a clusterfuck. I hope it gets sorted soon

    • @brainyskeletonofdoom7824
      @brainyskeletonofdoom7824 3 роки тому +6

      @@TheAlps36 it's been like that since (at least) 1861, I just hope we won't have to invade Russia without winter equipment anytime soon

    • @lapoguido8672
      @lapoguido8672 2 роки тому

      @@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 😥

    • @deansheets
      @deansheets 2 роки тому +2

      I hope that your country finds its equilibrium that it so deserves.

  • @LeloTheUnamused
    @LeloTheUnamused 6 років тому +118

    As an Italian, I was just waiting for John Oliver to talk about us one day or another (we have had so much shit going down in recent years I wouldn't have been surprised if he talked about us more), and I was not disappointed.
    Now everyone can pretty much see how bad our situation is lol
    John as a Prime Minister would actually be a blessing, make it happen pls

    • @2snowornot2know81
      @2snowornot2know81 6 років тому

      EIGOProduction I wonder if he'll talk about the Africans that chop up people in the middle of the streets in italy. Or about the 120 db movement from germany.

    • @LeloTheUnamused
      @LeloTheUnamused 6 років тому

      The "Africans chopping people in the streets" is kinda a shocking but isolated fact. It's not the kind of topic a show like this can talk about for half an hour.
      If it was a trend with many many cases it would be maybe a different situation, but as for now it can't really be compared with more pressing matters that can actually have repercussions outside of Italy (like elections)

    • @2snowornot2know81
      @2snowornot2know81 6 років тому

      EIGOProduction if it's not the topic to talk in a show about "why italy will have a right wing anti EU government" then the whole show is propaganda.

    • @LeloTheUnamused
      @LeloTheUnamused 6 років тому

      Saying that Italy will have an anti EU government because of a case of brutal murder by african people, like if that single fact would justify people like Salvini and the fascists rising in the streets, it's also propaganda.
      It's also well known we are kinda drowing in shit with immigrants, we can't receive them all, we don't have enough resources to manage them all, and other EU countries don't help us. All of these factors maturing in years and years are much more relevant (and less hate-polarizing) to why the right wing is gaining attention than single cases of violence by specific ethnic groups of people.

  • @DucaBarthleby
    @DucaBarthleby 6 років тому +220

    Italian here. John, you have my vote, my sword and my shield.

    • @ilmisteriosofranceseradene7548
      @ilmisteriosofranceseradene7548 6 років тому +11

      And my bow.

    • @Michele08080808
      @Michele08080808 6 років тому +2

      he downplayed the five star movement a lot, just passingly admitting "there are A LOT of things to like about the 5 Stars movement" but focusing on negative things and on the age of the candidate.. good thing that he said a lot about corruption in italy which is actually one of the first things 5 stars have been wanting to solve since they have been founded..this way he is basically encouraging not to vote which is a clear recipe for salvini and berusconi to get to power..he could have done better this time

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 6 років тому +6

      AND MYYYY AXE!!

    • @hoshinoko42
      @hoshinoko42 6 років тому +3

      Oh someone said the axe part before me -_-
      And..... and... my hand

    • @Liciz
      @Liciz 6 років тому

      You have my everything, please come here and save us.

  • @--Dan-
    @--Dan- 4 роки тому +98

    "Hey... HBO? Ya, we're going to need a baby lamb, and the largest model volcano we can find.... Yes... Yes, with real fire and lava.. To cover the Italian elections, obviously... Thanks HBO!"

  • @captainjules6033
    @captainjules6033 4 роки тому +29

    “Irrepressible horndog” I have got to work this insult into conversation

    • @kyleguajardo
      @kyleguajardo 4 роки тому +2

      "Trump is what happens when an irrepressible horndog who thinks money equals game gets bored and the people are stupid enough to ignore and listen to him at the same time."
      How's that? You can have it for free

  • @Masquerola
    @Masquerola 6 років тому +257

    20:01 Host (while wearing glasses): Boo this idiot with glasses! *slaps John*
    shit had me dying

    • @TexasDevin
      @TexasDevin 6 років тому +7

      We all say LOL a lot, but I was literally laughing out loud after seeing that.

    • @SomeRandomGuy-us1yb
      @SomeRandomGuy-us1yb 6 років тому

      20:13
      That face when you want to start a mass shooting

  • @biagiodistefano5224
    @biagiodistefano5224 6 років тому +601

    Italian here. That was hilarious, but from a voter’s perspective it’s a tragedy. Anyway, although the volcano surely was interesting, I think it would’ve been worth noticing that while Berlusconi was our PM he managed to have the parliament pass almost 60 “laws of shame” that, amongst other terrible things, managed to avoid him being convicted for crimes he was on trial for and helped his own industries.

    • @carolina.369
      @carolina.369 6 років тому +9

      Biagio Distefano I agree with you, however to be fair, he was also the only one to survive an entire legislature....

    • @cryasor3428
      @cryasor3428 6 років тому +10

      Carolin A. Really?? Berlusconi was the only one who survived an entire legislature? What the Fuck is wrong with you down there? This has to be some kind of miracle.

    • @mardasman428
      @mardasman428 6 років тому +8

      Biagio Distefano Yes, the most dangerous thing about Silvio is the extent of his corruption

    • @carolina.369
      @carolina.369 6 років тому +4

      Cryasor a lot of things but we have pizza that makes us happy 😂

    • @sabrinasabrina5797
      @sabrinasabrina5797 6 років тому +4

      oh my god that statement is just so sad :/

  • @valentinazanon5982
    @valentinazanon5982 3 роки тому +34

    I love seeing how the rest of the world sees my country

  • @shannsimms9072
    @shannsimms9072 2 роки тому +29

    I feel like John and his writers just think of ridiculous shot to spend HBOs money on. I love it so much

  • @jaimenguyen715
    @jaimenguyen715 6 років тому +881

    John Oliver's resume:
    - comedian fool
    -queen of daytime talk
    -mega reverend of Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
    -prime minister of Italy

    • @borislavstoqnov5132
      @borislavstoqnov5132 6 років тому +57

      Also:
      -Host of the next winter olympics.
      -CEO of debt buying company.

    • @beingathing974
      @beingathing974 6 років тому +27

      i forgot he's a reverend😂

    • @JVenger
      @JVenger 6 років тому +32

      Praise be!

    • @turtle_combat
      @turtle_combat 6 років тому +5

      -first hegemon of the International Human Alliance

    • @fury556
      @fury556 6 років тому +3

      You forgot rat faced bastard

  • @Khorothis
    @Khorothis 6 років тому +535

    You're laughing now, John but let's see you keep that smile when you're elected president of Italy. I'm not Italian but I'd watch every public appearance you make that's broadcasted.

    • @TheXPeppe99
      @TheXPeppe99 6 років тому +20

      Khorothis, it will be great, but we can vote the party, not the prime minister

    • @fulgenzio89
      @fulgenzio89 6 років тому +28

      The President of Italy is another person. They're voting for Prime Minister.

    • @toagne85
      @toagne85 6 років тому +8

      breaking news: we've never been supposed to directly elect NEITHER the prime minister NOR the president.

  • @NightridewithNikki
    @NightridewithNikki 4 роки тому +28

    “Is it true you called her an unfuckable lard ass?” I have no idea why but that is one of the best interview questions ever.

  • @juhaniaho6698
    @juhaniaho6698 11 місяців тому +21

    Who else came back here after Berlusconi's death?

  • @riccardosalerno9131
    @riccardosalerno9131 6 років тому +415

    It would be great if this was subtitled in Italian, so my parents and family could watch it and laugh (and cry tbh)

    • @IvanMesicZagreb
      @IvanMesicZagreb 6 років тому +32

      Riccardo Salerno write it yourself. There is an option to do in in UA-cam.

    • @johnny_eth
      @johnny_eth 6 років тому +12

      You can write the subtitles and show the video to people.

    • @bazingapuzza
      @bazingapuzza 6 років тому +2

      puoi mettere i sottotitoli in inglese, puoi scriverli su un foglio, tradurli con qualche cosa su internet e poi metterli sul video cosi da averli tutti.

    • @nikai0713
      @nikai0713 6 років тому +3

      Isn't there an HBO Italia that translates?

    • @galtjust
      @galtjust 6 років тому +1

      facebook.com/comedybay/videos/1146333388836392/

  • @eliokalavritinos7328
    @eliokalavritinos7328 6 років тому +668

    I'm Italian, and you sir have my vote. John Oliver prime minister forever

    • @ninadiamant8937
      @ninadiamant8937 6 років тому

      Elio Kalavritinos Just out of curiosity, are you Greek or maybe of greek descendant? (Your surname suggests so) :)

    • @eliokalavritinos7328
      @eliokalavritinos7328 6 років тому +4

      greek descendant

    • @atouloupas
      @atouloupas 6 років тому +2

      Blue Nightfox Lol I was just about to ask the same thing!

    • @gianluca_n1309
      @gianluca_n1309 6 років тому +2

      That'd be awsome! But unfortunately people don't vote the prime minister in Italy, this election is for the Parliament.

    • @zallesyn4686
      @zallesyn4686 6 років тому +1

      Mine too :)

  • @LorenzoSpolaor
    @LorenzoSpolaor 3 роки тому +8

    That's exactly how it went. Both Salvini and 5Stelle won, forming a coalition and nominating a prime minister that didn't run for election and we never heard of ever before. Ciao from Italy ❤

  • @joshemane
    @joshemane 2 роки тому +5

    18:20 Did he really transition an Airbud comment into a 14 minute web exclusive 4 years later

  • @ec6169
    @ec6169 6 років тому +92

    I'm italian and i'm so excited that he's finally talking about italy

    • @franxx941
      @franxx941 6 років тому +3

      same

    • @franknstein5376
      @franknstein5376 6 років тому +16

      I read the title and was like "We are SO going to get laughed at".
      Edit: Yay, they put "Menomale che Silvio c'è"!! I actually had it on my phone when I was in high school, the sheer level of trash improved my day.

    • @qwertylello
      @qwertylello 6 років тому +1

      Me too
      #JohnOliverForPresident

    • @MarcoPellegrino1978
      @MarcoPellegrino1978 6 років тому +1

      "We are SO going to get laughed at".
      yep" Had the exact same feeling.

  • @georgsteinhauser6217
    @georgsteinhauser6217 6 років тому +567

    Who else waited for the sarcastic "cool."?

    • @erikeide5407
      @erikeide5407 6 років тому +25

      I LIVE for those.

    • @itsamebrinyoh7038
      @itsamebrinyoh7038 6 років тому +8

      I did, and every time I watch it (as I've repeated it about 20 times already), it gets funnier and funnier.

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 5 років тому

      I was hoping for a "figo" or something like that, he often translates when he talks about foreign countries

  • @vickysmile23
    @vickysmile23 4 роки тому +76

    Watching this almost 2 years after the 2018 election hilarious.😂 Also John are you still available to run for prime minister at our next elections? I would love to have you as our leader

  • @gabrielemazzone2774
    @gabrielemazzone2774 3 роки тому +5

    I'm Italian and when I'm sad I watch 3/4 times in a row this magical episode.

  • @ascarrambad
    @ascarrambad 6 років тому +214

    As an Italian it's strange to see domestic politics made fun of by John Oliver. It puts everything in perspective with the rest of the world. And I didn't know Berlusconi had a volcano in his house!!!
    JOHN OLIVER FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
    PS
    Also, just on a sidenote, would this go on air in Italy, Bob Murray (from the Coal episode) would be the very least of his problems. He would have to lawyer up very badly! SAD...

    • @antonellamR2D2
      @antonellamR2D2 6 років тому +2

      Matteo Riva I knew because it was another part of his villa that went under the law he did about irregular constructions (povera Sardegna )

    • @Shalalacls
      @Shalalacls 6 років тому +6

      Aspettavo con ansia il momento in cui John Oliver avrebbe fatto un pezzo sull'Italia... Mi sento orgogliosa e allo stesso tempo schifata

    • @kristinaamuan7577
      @kristinaamuan7577 6 років тому +5

      Matteo Riva im not american or italian, but john oliver has done some shows on my countrys crappy government and oh wow yeah it does feel weird

    • @user-PoliceMisconduct
      @user-PoliceMisconduct 6 років тому

      But he has a particular fondness for lying by omission when it comes to Trump.

    • @domenicomarzolla3045
      @domenicomarzolla3045 6 років тому

      A villa Certosa.

  • @costanzarosamongioi5989
    @costanzarosamongioi5989 6 років тому +529

    I'm Italian, and everything he said was actually accurate. I'm going to vote for the political elections for the first time this Sunday (I'm 19), and I'm really afraid that the coalition led by Berlusconi will win. The problem is that the left parties are too detached from the problems of the people, so many people are "forced" to turn to the right because it seems the only party that cares about them (not true - right parties would be a disaster for our country, and there are actually some good left parties that care about real problems, they're just too small to have a chance). Whatever the results will be, I hope that in the future we will do better. We Italians just have to stay strong and don't loose hope.
    Peace ✌️

    • @seanoconnor7682
      @seanoconnor7682 6 років тому +19

      Vote for john
      Make Italy great again
      The peoples champ

    • @loweel2897
      @loweel2897 6 років тому +13

      We had this disease already, in 1922, Ivan. Try with something better.

    • @GuilleGobierno
      @GuilleGobierno 6 років тому +5

      Obviusly you guys have work to do. I mean, left leaning people who do not feel represented. It comes down to our generation, and to keep waiting for someone else to do it is not an option. We would argue about methods, but the time has come to get involved. It's the same work we have to do in Spain.

    • @SymphoniaYT
      @SymphoniaYT 6 років тому +4

      Non sei costretto a votare l'alleanza di destra, se non rispecchia le tue idee. Esiste l'astensione. Inoltre, questo programma è molto grottesco, ma non così accurato: calca molto sulle figure di merda e le immagini dei politici, nonché sulle notizie sui nostri problemi politici, ma finisce lì. Molto divertente e tutto, ma non rispecchia le modalità di voto, come si costruisce il nostro Parlamento (che andremo a votare) e non è neanche affidabile riguardo la posizione di Berlusconi (che, si spera saprai, è incandidabile!)

    • @Reclamation-
      @Reclamation- 6 років тому +2

      Vote for John

  • @soundgoesdown
    @soundgoesdown 3 роки тому +27

    I'm 100%italian and this is the most hilarious and clear explanation of italian politicians.👏🏻
    Can't stop watching after years and years. 😂

  • @philippengl2342
    @philippengl2342 Рік тому +4

    Hey John, looks like the place for prime minister is up for grabs again.

  • @yuuyashirazu3016
    @yuuyashirazu3016 6 років тому +630

    As an Italian, everyday it's so difficult watching the news on Tv. You constantly feel angry, betrayed and tired of listening to the damn mess that is our political system.

    • @efraimgoldfein-shekelblats260
      @efraimgoldfein-shekelblats260 6 років тому +35

      Yuuya Shirazu come to Germany and Watch our TV, here they censor and blur the refugee crime and government scandals so you think except for your diesel car its all fine.

    • @deliverygod7779
      @deliverygod7779 6 років тому

      Già ..

    • @thebilla6568
      @thebilla6568 6 років тому +47

      Yuuya Shirazu you can always come to America and laugh at our bumbling idiots in office. It's both hilarious and terrifying to see such morons with so much power and money.

    • @misakichan8234
      @misakichan8234 6 років тому +15

      Same in america :)

    • @reneisrene1221
      @reneisrene1221 6 років тому +21

      I'm in America and I'm going to be voting age this year..... Try being a teen and not knowing what to believe because so much information is tampered with or fraudulent. I'm a minority too so I legit can't stand our political system its so bad it affects the education you recieve in certain areas and its just ridiculous and terrifying.

  • @l.t.3496
    @l.t.3496 6 років тому +638

    "Better to like girls than to be gay"... Wow. I never heard that one. Berlusconi never stop to amaze me.

    • @caroselloshow5615
      @caroselloshow5615 6 років тому +2

      Lol he said even worst things than this unfortunately

    • @karihotakainen5210
      @karihotakainen5210 6 років тому

      So, you do not agree?

    • @Kalumbatsch
      @Kalumbatsch 6 років тому +5

      You just have to look at the expression on his face to know that he's a slimy piece of shit.

    • @tommasoangelini5503
      @tommasoangelini5503 6 років тому +3

      I think any gay would say the same at the opposite and none would be so disapponted

    • @igrigrev9035
      @igrigrev9035 6 років тому +5

      What is so wrong with this statement? Are you depriving him of his personal right to determine what he likes or not?

  • @wands2457
    @wands2457 3 роки тому +5

    I am a 2nd generation of a lovely family that emigrated from Venice in 1920 to Queens NYC. The arguments in Italian every Sunday were about politics only. We all knew the meaning of debate--no hard feelings no matter what.
    What can not be forgotten is that that country dragged the rest of Europe out of the Dark Ages. The Renaissance! Thank God for that.

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 2 роки тому +1

      But don't forget the Greeks though. Greek-Roman Culture envoke the Renaissance

    • @Souledex
      @Souledex Рік тому

      Yeah if you massively oversimplify it, Dark Ages didn't exist for one. But hey the Venetians bought all the products of the islamic golden age, including anything the greeks did that was otherwise lost to history so definitely partial credit. Also just to say, when you argue with fascists their should be hard feelings. Their entire worldview isn't founded in structured belief, they structure it after following whatever shit sounds good above their animus. When someone sits down to debate a fascist it has already normalized them and threatened the memetic integrity of democracy.

  • @AB-rl8iz
    @AB-rl8iz 3 роки тому +4

    It is actually impossible not to love this man

  • @marcofavaro3675
    @marcofavaro3675 6 років тому +229

    I'm italian and I'll vote for you John! (But only because your volcano is bigger than Berlusconi's)

    • @TigranAbgarjan
      @TigranAbgarjan 6 років тому +9

      how do you know if it's bigger, if there are no photos of it? **mystery music**

    • @terminationshock1356
      @terminationshock1356 6 років тому +7

      The important thing is how you use it

    • @Sliver02
      @Sliver02 6 років тому +3

      he was the one impersonating obama at his home lel

    • @bananawal8215
      @bananawal8215 6 років тому +1

      Flow is much more important than size tho. Thankfully, John's volcano has magma bursting from the tip!

    • @22grimdark
      @22grimdark 6 років тому

      you're volcano *

  • @federicopavone9997
    @federicopavone9997 6 років тому +1220

    it's trending #1 in italy ahahaha

    • @fra604
      @fra604 6 років тому +1

      Yeah lol

    • @dnw009
      @dnw009 6 років тому +5

      John Oliver running a country .... Yea no that would probably be just about as bad as the other choices they've got.

    • @SF_5
      @SF_5 6 років тому +35

      No joke, i'm in Rome and this is brilliant

    • @1784st
      @1784st 6 років тому +10

      is trending in the whole Europe don't you get it!

    • @chuckiesthis
      @chuckiesthis 6 років тому +3

      Marcus Yrvild snowflake alert

  • @JBOboe720
    @JBOboe720 4 роки тому +51

    "Oh, it's true! He's back! Silvio Berlusconi - sorry, that's HPV. Silvio Berlusconi - sorry, that's just a condom filled with marinara sauce"

  • @PointedStew73
    @PointedStew73 Рік тому +6

    We needed a 2022 Italian election version...❤️😢

  • @20peas
    @20peas 6 років тому +185

    “He is truly the Forrest Gump of human misery.”
    Tip of the hat to whoever wrote this. 😂

    • @MazeFrame
      @MazeFrame 6 років тому +1

      I would bet that was the bored assistant of a camera man on the Game of Thrones set waiting for the rain to stop.

    • @joshuaguallett732
      @joshuaguallett732 6 років тому

      It's funny because it's true!

    • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
      @rumplstiltztinkerstein 6 років тому

      the more I think about it, the funnier it gets lol

  • @thejulinks
    @thejulinks 6 років тому +94

    "I wouldn't want a 31 yearold to run a European country" - laughs hysterically in Austrian.

    • @hankcyrus9776
      @hankcyrus9776 6 років тому +1

      Julinks He doesn't research very well

    • @thejulinks
      @thejulinks 6 років тому +8

      I mean he technically said that a 31 year old is in his opinion too young to run a major European country, which Austria just really is not. Side note: our chancellor is actually a fucking joke, so he might just be right.

    • @kevinjohansson3923
      @kevinjohansson3923 6 років тому

      It doesn't look like anything to me.

    • @thejulinks
      @thejulinks 6 років тому +1

      I mean Austria is just a small country and Sebastian Short... i mean Kurz IS a joke and a bad one, with ears like fucking Dumbo the elefant, at that so... yeah I guess.^^

    • @musically_insane
      @musically_insane 6 років тому

      Julinks i don’t know much about austrian politics. How is Kurz bad? I know he is anti-immigrant but I remember reading about him a few years ago when he was the foreign minister and the article appreciated him a lot. So I’m just confused.

  • @AnaheimDan57
    @AnaheimDan57 11 місяців тому +7

    Hello to everyone coming back to rewatch this after Berlusconi’s death 👋🏻🇮🇹

  • @dishevelleddev
    @dishevelleddev 2 місяці тому +1

    Y'all I've been binge-watching this show for almost a week and I still forget that he's going to say "except it's not, that's what comes us when you search for Italian man stock image" and "because that's not Uraguay, *this* is Uraguay." God I am slow and that bit will never get old.

  • @Jiovi92
    @Jiovi92 6 років тому +574

    Berlusconi is so corrupt everytime he smiles an angel gets gonorrhea...

    • @reeshioppa
      @reeshioppa 6 років тому +3

      Last Week Tonight, please appreciate this comment!

    • @valentinafranzaroli6295
      @valentinafranzaroli6295 6 років тому +1

      Bea Kiddo I love you

    • @Lasperic
      @Lasperic 6 років тому +5

      Dylan Moran.

    • @ViveMeorLeti
      @ViveMeorLeti 6 років тому +7

      To clarify what Lasperic is saying, the joke was originally made by Irish comedian Dylan Moran, who is terrific. You should check out his stuff.

    • @Itsrainingcatsyall
      @Itsrainingcatsyall 6 років тому

      this comment wins!

  • @Alatuber
    @Alatuber 6 років тому +350

    Thanks John for letting the world know of our difficult here situation in Italy, I love this show!

    • @RappresentanzaLEinstein
      @RappresentanzaLEinstein 6 років тому +8

      ok ma ha seriamente esagerato e tu che sei italiano come me dovresti renderti conto che ci ha descritti come dei fascisti corrotti

    • @FrancescaJlY
      @FrancescaJlY 6 років тому +12

      Perché è vero

    • @nicolazanetti1795
      @nicolazanetti1795 6 років тому +3

      @frexers, e ha ragione. Non tutti, certo, ma ci sono corrotti (Berlusconi), e ci sono fascisti (Salvini e non solo). Ha specificatamente parlato di alcuni politici, non di tutto il popolo italiano

    • @happygilmore8140
      @happygilmore8140 6 років тому

      You voting for him? :)

    • @ef7600
      @ef7600 6 років тому

      Frexers infatti

  • @JoySaha_music_maania
    @JoySaha_music_maania Рік тому +13

    Anyone here after the literal fascists won in Italy this year and came to see if John Oliver already predicted that?

    • @sliceoflife5812
      @sliceoflife5812 Рік тому +1

      Nope.. Theres just you with that flawed mentality. Your frail mind wouldn't know fascism if it had a face and spat in your eyes. Go cry about it in twitter while they fix their country.

  • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
    @Ludwig_Perpenhente 3 роки тому +4

    John's face in the Thumbnail is just _insert Italian Gesture here_ perfect

  • @StannisLaRochelle
    @StannisLaRochelle 6 років тому +254

    I'm italian and, even if our political situation is so humiliating, nonetheless all you said is true and I can't stop laughing about your jokes!!!
    btw, John, you have my vote! please, save us all!!! If you win I will offer you as reward endless lasagnas

    • @Legitpenguins99
      @Legitpenguins99 6 років тому +10

      In America we have a walking meme with the intelligence of a toddler as president. Your political situation is amazing by that comparison.

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 6 років тому +1

      Yum!!!!!

    • @Michele08080808
      @Michele08080808 6 років тому +2

      he downplayed the five star movement a lot, just passingly admitting "there are A LOT of things to like about the 5 Stars movement" but focusing on negative things and on the age of the candidate.. good thing that he said a lot about corruption in italy which is actually one of the first things 5 stars have been wanting to tackle since they have been founded..this way he is basically encouraging not to vote which is a clear recipe for salvini and berusconi to get to power..he could have done better this time

    • @StannisLaRochelle
      @StannisLaRochelle 6 років тому +3

      Michele08080808 every now and then each politician claims about an anti-corruption act, but the only party who actually did something was PD. That’s not enough yet, but is something for sure as a starting point. M5S voted against PD also when they proposed laws similar to M5S ones, just because were proposed by PD.

    • @Michele08080808
      @Michele08080808 6 років тому +1

      yes except that they just based much of their existence about this point as you surely know..PD did something? do you know anything about mafia capitale? pd was there after alemanno left.. do you know anything about conflitto d'interesse? do you know anything about de luca, a renzi sponsored regional strongman, and the scandal that is being covered up in campania? why did they not cancel the falso in bilancio laws from berlusconi? how can we say that a party like PD who has been governing for years and left things as they were did something against corruption when they did maybe the slightest minimum just after the m5s came into existence..if you want to be blind and leave your vote to crooks just do it

  • @Rhazagal
    @Rhazagal 6 років тому +180

    ALSO: Berlusconi called Finnish food garbage, so when we beat Italy in an international pizza competition, we named our winning pizza "Berlusconi" just to spite him! :D

    • @mooniejohnson
      @mooniejohnson 6 років тому

      Rhazagal It comes with a side-sauce of herpes, I assume?

    • @Enzman
      @Enzman 6 років тому +1

      Can you tell me this pizza recipe? =D

    • @hoshinoko42
      @hoshinoko42 6 років тому +1

      YOU-ARE-GREAT-GUYS. I'd eat it

    • @leblubblab
      @leblubblab 6 років тому +1

      didn't everybody beat Italy in an international pizza competition? For a nation that invented pizza, Italians sure make shitty pizza. I had the worst pizza of my life in Napoli, followed closely by the second worst in Taormina, Sicily.

    • @AlwaysANemesis
      @AlwaysANemesis 6 років тому

      Huh! That's a pretty fun fact! Good to know!

  • @tomasozanardi2041
    @tomasozanardi2041 4 роки тому +19

    "He can be a random jackass that italy has never heard of..." Incredibly, the best prevision of our last elections' outcome.

  • @axel0_02
    @axel0_02 4 роки тому +21

    Worse thing is that the statement "I'm far from your worst option" was actually true

  • @PaulTheSkeptic
    @PaulTheSkeptic 6 років тому +962

    I lost it when he slapped him in the face for losing the game show. "Fasta frimavera?"

    • @specialistgreen
      @specialistgreen 6 років тому +30

      Paul TheSkeptic "Stupido!" *POW*😂

    • @LeonDeSilva
      @LeonDeSilva 6 років тому +17

      lost it in the office at the Merkel silence ... jeezuz this world needs a saviour.

    • @matt-tf6sp
      @matt-tf6sp 6 років тому +3

      Looks like the lost beatle on the game show

    • @wickedblackheart26
      @wickedblackheart26 6 років тому +10

      Too funny. I couldn’t stop laughing

    • @insertname8889
      @insertname8889 6 років тому +2

      Che belli i troll

  • @MythicTyrant
    @MythicTyrant 6 років тому +1872

    Who else was waiting for John Oliver to bring out his own volcano as soon as it was brought up that an image for the Italian one couldn't be found :-)

    • @Oliver-kv4lt
      @Oliver-kv4lt 6 років тому +19

      MythicTyrant when he was talking about air bud I thought he was bringing Lord Buckethead to the mix. It was still funny, but not as funny.

    • @doremonhg
      @doremonhg 6 років тому +9

      You obviously know this show very well.

    • @albertogonzalez01
      @albertogonzalez01 6 років тому

      MythicTyrant where is John.....

    • @albertogonzalez01
      @albertogonzalez01 6 років тому

      ?

    • @TheWeatherbuff
      @TheWeatherbuff 6 років тому +3

      MythicTyrant Yeah, I kind of saw that one coming... but the little lamb caught me off guard LOL. Awesome show, eh?

  • @angryhierophant2060
    @angryhierophant2060 3 роки тому +3

    Boia che ricordi signori

  • @NicolaMulholland
    @NicolaMulholland 3 роки тому +4

    "The Forrest Gump of human misery"....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheRealSpork.
    @TheRealSpork. 6 років тому +359

    Get this Video trendig in Italy 🇮🇹!

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 6 років тому +5

      It is #5 for me.

    • @elle0024
      @elle0024 6 років тому +14

      Yeah it's trending

    • @sugun1993
      @sugun1993 6 років тому +9

      No way. It is in English. Lot of these folks don't understand English.

    • @Nyalede
      @Nyalede 6 років тому +3

      It's trending already

    • @BrownEyePinch
      @BrownEyePinch 6 років тому +6

      Harvey3rdman learn the English at trump University Italy campus 🍊