"that means no women, no alcohol, no drugs!" "Noooooooooooo! Noo!" Luke's reaction to being told by his dad he can't have a wild party is priceless! XD!
That guy is a menace to pretty much everyone around him,allies enemies neutrals.He is a wild force of nature.And he is quite..unstable. Ηε ισ insane.Unpredictable and destructive.And in the end he made his son insane too..!
You have to isolate the audio in an appropriate program and then edit it out. I used Adobe Soundbooth for that before importing the new tracks into Premiere.
sorry don't meant to offend, it was probably lots of work. BUT- this edit doesn't have the quality of the first sessions. all the magic is having abstract sentences put at out of place situations. here it's mostly trying to replace lines around the same meaning. first sessions is hilarious and crazy. this is not. that's why it has such low viewing.
Not as good as the first one, but still great and a worthy sequel. My biggest critique is what someone below said - you tried to make what Vader said make too much sense. A lot of the humor from the first one was derived from Vader being completely insane - for example, when an officer gave his report on the Millennium Falcon, Vader goes off about baseball. He gave all these different monologues that made no goddamn sense, and that's why it was funny.
This definitely has its moments, but it's pretty long, there are a lot of instances of one or two word JEJ quotes, and the sound editing is a little sloppy in places. Not enough rambling, man.
most of my problem with this is that you picked to many clips that, while funny, made some vague sense, while Vader Sessions was mostly Vader being completely insane.
This was just as good as the original. The only thing i would have to say is normalizing the voice dub & cleaning up the sound clips, so they all have as close as possible the same....uh...'tone', 'frequen...whatever the sound-word is. :) Great job! Wish I could do this...I could..I'm just getting lazier..
Oh, you should normalized the "Vader" voice samples. Sometimes they are much too loud comparing to others. I makes it sound like a different person is speaking
RIP James Earl Jones, the legend never dies.
I’ll truly miss him
"The son of Skywalker must not become a jedi."
"Why doesn't he just get a better job?"
+Puffthecarrier1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!That was hilarious!!!
"The Emperor demands you make contact with him"
"I guess this means I'm in big trouble"
Priceless.
Leia: "I love you."
Han: "I know."
Vader: "I'm going to be sick."
Classic xD
Officer: Skywalker just landed.
Vader: Sheeeeeit.
"that means no women, no alcohol, no drugs!" "Noooooooooooo! Noo!" Luke's reaction to being told by his dad he can't have a wild party is priceless! XD!
"You will eat, sleep, and shit competition" Best line ever haha
*ignites lightsaber* "you little son of a bitch" LMAO
Emperor:"He could destroy us..."
Vader:"Yep!"
Vader: "That means no women! No alcohol! And no drugs!"
Luke: "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
PERFECT 😂😂😂😂
"And your grounded for kissing your sister"
Ha! and Mark Hammill's Joker laugh thrown in at the end... nice...
If you haven't, you should check out the videos where the Emperor's voice is replaced with Mark Hamil's Joker. it works perfectly.
"I love you"
"I know..."
"I'M going to be sick,"
omg i lost it
"I love you!"
"I know."
"I'M GOING TO BE SICK."
Cracks me up every time. 😄
"You're not in trouble. You're dead where you stand," actually works pretty well as a Vader line. Better than "Nooooooo!" anyway.
Digscomics Vader to Piett: "Tommy"
Piett: "Yes Mi'lord."
Vader: "I'LL SAY THIS ONLY ONCE! You will Eat! Sleep! and Shit competition."
"NOOOOO! I will not do this!"
[seconds later]
"I can't believe I'm doing this."
The chat with the Emperor made me spit iced tea on my keyboard. Too funny.
Emperor: There is a disturbance in the force.
Vader: REFRESHING!
"I said there'd be no excuses, and I meant no excuses...BITCHES!"
"Quoth the raven-oh my god, I'll never get rid of you, will I?"
This and the other Vader Sessions by Akjak are solid gold. I always come back to these and die laughing everytime!
Thank you JEJ
Luke turns on his light saber, vader: " little son of a bitch"(as he turns on his light saber in response) LOL that's perfect there haha!
5:18 The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi.... Vader: Why does he just get a better job! ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL hahahhaa.
"I love you." "I know." "I'm going to be sick." LOL
That is the funniest thing have ever seen... Thank you!
"Have a nice Thanksgiving" out of Vader*s mouth. Priceless 😀😁😂
This tha police. Funny shit ever, cant stop laughing
"I'm not gonna get rid of you, am I?" - TOO FUNNY!!!
"Wellspring from which you flow." I finally recognize a movie quote used in these. Conan the Barbarian
"ILLEAGAL HIT! ILLEAGAL HIT!" Lmao....the Best Of The Best line was hilarious! Lol
This and th 1st one never get old
What of you got?
The Emperor commands you to make contact with him
OH GOD!
I guess this means I'm in big trouble.
We're going to Minnesota to find Moonlight Graham!
That guy is a menace to pretty much everyone around him,allies enemies neutrals.He is a wild force of nature.And he is quite..unstable.
Ηε ισ insane.Unpredictable and destructive.And in the end he made his son insane too..!
This has its moments. But no where near the same league as the original Vader Sessions
You’re right. It’s not as good… It’s better 😉👍
Best line:
Your expertise is business; no offense. Crucify him!
Brilliant. F!@#$%G brilliant. I cant wait for the Mace Windu sessions. That would be EPIC!!!
Awesome Dude ! I'm lookin forward to th next installment ! Go for it AKJAK !
Boba Fett: *raises blaster*
Vader: SSSIR.
What does he say when he's in the chamber and he starts laughing? "I've got 10,000---something"
The ending was hilarious!
R.I.P.
I'm dying 😂😂😂 I can't believe I have never seen this before 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You have to isolate the audio in an appropriate program and then edit it out. I used Adobe Soundbooth for that before importing the new tracks into Premiere.
His first line to Boba Fet was my favorite part.
LMFAO!!! Especially the end. "No midnight abortions, no illegitimate children, no shady finances" YHAHAHA!
OK, I held it in for 11 minutes. Then "GETCHA BUTT IN HERE GRADY!" came and my gut exploded. Hahahaha
Vader's been on the sauce for this one!
"Illegal hit! Illegal hit!" lol
The police line (2:48-3:05) suits the music :-)
LOL A good sequel. Well done.
Uh-oh….oh oh oooh! 😂😂😂
I guess Death Squadron is heading to Minnesota to find Moonlight Graham.
love the ending when his voice turns into the joker..classic
"No!", YEEEEEEES, have a nice thanksgiving.
I remember posting this one Facebook back in the day💜💜
Thanks for the homage dudes. Akjak will be releasing the official sequel in 2012!
Been waiting for 10 years. Has it come out yet? And will the third part come out soon?
I like to imagine that 4:38 is how he reacts every time he sees Palpatine’s face.
Nice to hear a little bit of Thulsa Doom in the mix.
Unbelievable.
Wow. I knew they got a lot of snow in Minnesota, but not that much.
sorry don't meant to offend, it was probably lots of work.
BUT-
this edit doesn't have the quality of the first sessions.
all the magic is having abstract sentences put at out of place situations.
here it's mostly trying to replace lines around the same meaning.
first sessions is hilarious and crazy. this is not. that's why it has such low viewing.
Dude, was that a Mark Hamill Joker laugh at the end?
I would love to see a third person take up the mantle. But I don't think it will be me or akjak.
Just a question Have you thought of using quotes of James from Conan th Barbarian ? Keep Rockin' it ! \m/
You will eat, sleep and shit competition.
The best part is the fight between Luke and Vader.
Not as good as the first one, but still great and a worthy sequel. My biggest critique is what someone below said - you tried to make what Vader said make too much sense. A lot of the humor from the first one was derived from Vader being completely insane - for example, when an officer gave his report on the Millennium Falcon, Vader goes off about baseball. He gave all these different monologues that made no goddamn sense, and that's why it was funny.
The ending was the best..
What was 6:28 from?
Dats how tha police bust down sum ppl doors, ctfu and tha m falcon haul ass out.
9:56 Anakin''s Dad instincts kicking in.
This definitely has its moments, but it's pretty long, there are a lot of instances of one or two word JEJ quotes, and the sound editing is a little sloppy in places.
Not enough rambling, man.
most of my problem with this is that you picked to many clips that, while funny, made some vague sense, while Vader Sessions was mostly Vader being completely insane.
will there be a 3rd one for Return of the jedi?
"You little son of a b*tch..."
BUUUURN!
*"BITCHES!"*
7:20 is brilliant - well done
"OH SHIT!.....you look like Hell"
ILLEGAL HIT ILLEGAL HIT!
Now imagine a video where Darth Vader has a multiple perosnality disorder:the many voices of monty python..
Lool omdz this best can't believe I missed this!!!!!
This was just as good as the original. The only thing i would have to say is normalizing the voice dub & cleaning up the sound clips, so they all have as close as possible the same....uh...'tone', 'frequen...whatever the sound-word is. :) Great job! Wish I could do this...I could..I'm just getting lazier..
"Refreshing!"
Didn't know Moonlight Graham lived on Hoth. I don't think Ray's van can make it.
It's a good thing you were sure to put your watermark on it. It'd be all over the internets if you hadn't.
+Robert Maybeth He's just following the style of the first one, it had the guy's website on the bottom the entire time
Not as funny as the first one but still pretty good...
do one next for return of the jedi
I can imagine the lines from Coming to America and Lion King references in that one.
darth vader is funny as ever if this was inthe theaters people would be wetting there pants
Why do Force Ghosts and People on Holo-Communication look the same?
where you get all these quotes?
Yes. Yes it is.
It was great, but the speeded up sequences sorta killed the mood.
@NateLeePhillips Many, many different films.
Oh, you should normalized the "Vader" voice samples. Sometimes they are much too loud comparing to others. I makes it sound like a different person is speaking
This is atrocious and a blasphemy to the original Vader Sessions.
jak din it wasn’t that bad dude what the fuck
09:35
SIR!
lololololol
These are just alright. Limited by the what's available.
Oh my Gaaaaawd
Good, still not as classic as the first...